5:00 p.m. KRSU Twice as Good Macaroni and cheese; veggie soup. (In Stereo)
Out with the old, in with the new on Food Network
As September gives way to October, some shows sign off for the year while others get underway in food-related programming airing this week on Food Network.
In the latter category is “Star Plates,” which premieres Tuesday, Sept. 27. Each week on this halfhour series, a celebrity guest gets to experience life as a line cook at a restaurant they love, paired with a famed chef as they prepare their favorite meal on the menu. Celebs set to test their chops in the kitchen include Mindy Kaling, Erin Andrews, Colin Hanks and Alyson Hannigan.
Also debuting is “Cutthroat Kitchen: Tournament of Terror” on Wednesday, Sept. 28. As the name implies, the Halloween-themed hour has 16 chefs slicing, dicing and sauteing their way through a number of fright-inducing challenges, including cooking on headstones and with weapons, while witches, ghosts and zombies lurk. But the scariest character might be host Alton Brown himself.
Sunday, Sept. 25, it’s the first season finale of “Guy’s Superstar Grocery Games,” in which the four remaining celebrity chefs face three rounds of host Guy Fieri’s most epic games yet. The one left standing at the end is crowned champion, with $40,000 donated to the charity of their choice.
That same night, the two final teams on “The Great Food Truck Race: Family Face-Off” must compete as hot dog vendors in the Southern California port town of San Pedro before the watchful eye of host Tyler Florence. Then they catch a ferry to Catalina Island to sell their comestibles side by side, with the winner taking home a $50,000 grand prize.
Monday, Sept. 26, the three remaining finalists on “Food Network Star Kids” play their sizzle reels for mentors Tia Mowry and Donal Skehan while they prepare what could be the most important meals of their young lives. The winner is named the series’
FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Medium-rare done right.
5:30 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Chili and burgers at a roadside shack.
6:00 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Burnt ends on a bun with rub and sauce.
Kitchen The chefs must create 10 savory crepes. (N) (In Stereo)
FOOD Guy & Hunter’s European Vacation
8:00 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Homemade pretzels with beer sauce.
8:30 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Chimi burrito and lobster lollipops.
BY GEORGE DICKIE
first-ever champion and gets their own series on FoodNetwork.com.
For pure entertainment value, it doesn’t get much better than “Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition” on Wednesday, Sept. 28, in which Anne Burrell and Rachael Ray lead their celebrity teams through a gauntlet of Oktoberfest-themed challenges, including making sausage from scratch. Novices stuffing sausages? That has to be a sight to see.
Fans of noncompetition series can tune it to Cooking Channel on Tuesday for “Man Fire Food,” in which host Roger Mooking heads to Wisconsin to take part in a monster rotisserie as hundreds of pounds of lamb and pork are turned slowly over an open pit of hot coals. Prepare to have your mouth water.
For dessert that same night, check out Cooking’s “Sugar Showdown,” as three chefs are tasked with making Chinese New Year pies using Chinese five spice as the mystery ingredient. Harry Eastwood, Sharone Hakman and Jamika Pessoa judge the final products and determine the victor.
And on PBS’ “Moveable Feast With Fine Cooking” on Saturday, Oct. 1 (check local listings), Baltimore is the location and Duff Goldman and Bryan Voltaggio are the celebrity chefs for a spread that includes blue crab and deviled eggs with crab mayo and sauerkraut. Yum!
9:00 p.m. FOOD Burgers, Brew & ’Que Michael meets up with Anthony Anderson. (N)
9:30 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Fat Jerry sammie; abalone sliders.
10:00 p.m. FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Thai twist on classic Texas barbecue.
7:00 p.m. FOOD Halloween Wars Displays depicting an infestation.
8:00 p.m. FOOD Halloween Wars Displays depicting a hybrid horror.
9:00 p.m. FOOD Halloween Wars Horrific results of robbing a grave.
10:00 p.m. FOOD Halloween Wars Displays of an undead dinner party.
Alton Brown
Dylan Dreyer doesn’t have to go all that far to take her newest television journey.
The lively NBC “Today” and MSNBC meteorologist serves as a guide to nature in a variety of such locations around the world as the Arctic and the Serengeti – thanks to technology that inserts her into the footage – as “Journey With Dylan Dreyer” premieres Oct. 1 as part of NBC’s new Saturday-morning “The More You Know” lineup produced by Litton Entertainment (check local listings).
“When they first approached me about the show, I was just so excited to be a part of it,” the friendly Dreyer reflects, “then when they said the title was ‘Journey With Dylan Dreyer,’ I was like, ‘Get out of town! My name is in the show?’ I’ve never really thought of myself as a brand. I’ve just always done the work and done what I’ve loved to do, so I hadn’t considered that. But I’ll take it!”
MICHAEL WEATHERLY
OF ‘BULL’ TUESDAY ON CBS
Since you’re playing a variation of Dr. Phil McGraw on “Bull,” what have your dealings with him been like?
‘Today’s’ Dylan Dreyer undertakes a weekly ‘Journey’
Dreyer maintains the footage shown on “Journey” is “so intense and so upclose and personal in these wild environments. Some of the footage they shot was of a cameraman duct-taping himself to the belly of a plane ... and no, I was not a part of capturing any of that. These are extreme professionals who are getting visuals you’ve never seen before, and that’s what I think is so special about the show. Even though I’m not in these different locations, we are bringing such beautiful imagery of these places.”
In a sense, Dreyer is on her own journey with the program, since she’s learning how to work within its virtual-reality set. “I’m kind of in the environment” that way, she reasons, “and it’s not just the visuals. It tells the stories of people, like those who travel from the beginning to the end of the Nile River, something that’s never been done before. It’s their story to be told, so I’m not there to distract from that.”
Nevertheless, in her “Today” work since going to the network from the Boston television market four years ago, Dreyer has been well-traveled in doing general features – encompassing playing “The Price Is Right,” on which her grandmother was a big winner many years ago – as well as weather stories.
“I’ve definitely racked up the frequent-flier miles,” she allows, “mostly covering storms, but it has taken me to some pretty amazing places. Whether covering a hurricane in Bermuda or getting the chance to do a Mother’s Day story in Costa Rica with my mom when we went white-water rafting, ‘Today’ just offers me so many opportunities to do things I never, ever thought I would do without researching or hiring some kind of travel agent. Now, it’s just part of the job.”
Among the five other Litton-made shows joining the “More You Know” block: “Wilderness Vet,” following Dr. Michelle Oakely’s house calls throughout the Yukon; “Give,” in which Jenna Bush Hager, actor Blair Underwood and other celebrities highlight the efforts of small charities; and “Heart of a Champion With Lauren Thompson,” in which the Golf Channel personality showcases top athletes and the obstacles they overcame.
“I think there’s this drive to make more educational programming available to children,” Dreyer notes. “If there’s something fascinating on TV, they’ll watch it.”
Kristen Bell of “The Good Place” on NBC
“We never miss ‘Frontline’ or ‘60 Minutes’ – we feel it’s our civic and social responsibility to stay up-to- date – and we just watched all the seasons of ‘The Americans,’ which I find to be an exceptional show. The psychology they delve into is fascinating. We’ve started Season 2 of ‘The Last Man on Earth,’ which I really like; I think it’s such a unique concept. And we’ve been getting through ‘Stranger Things’; it’s very cool. That synthesizer music and the title sequence just invoke all these great feelings of ‘80s nostalgia.”
BY JAY BOBBIN
I had a really amazing first encounter with Phil – I think it was five years ago or something – where I did a gag, DiNozzo from “NCIS” was in the audience of the “Dr. Phil” show, and this was a YouTube clip that we did. It was just sort of a silly thing, and Phil was so gracious and wonderful to allow us to have fun in this world. But DiNozzo got “Dr. Phil-ed,” and that was my first real encounter with Phil.
It was important that (the character of Dr. Jason Bull) had a sense of humor, because a sense of humor isn’t just “ha-ha” funny. It means you understand the context of the humor. It has to play because you understand why something’s funny. It’s setting up things. And Phil, he is a pretty funny guy because he’s incredibly smart and he understands human behavior.
Bull’s strong suit is his ability to analyze. How do you convey that dramatically?
You’re looking at a group of people in an election year like this one ... who’s going to vote for who and why, they’re the same as the jury. They’re the same. The analytics that go into trying to figure out which brand of toothpaste any of us might use is some of the same science that’s used to figure out a jury or a voting public or anything else that requires looking at predictive human behavior. And this is really a show about that, and less about the criminal justice system, to me.
What is it like to start a new series and character after such a long run on “NCIS”?
It is an amazing change and discovery, not only because that was an extraordinary, unique ride ... I mean, 13 years. It really felt like a circle that had gone all the way around, and I really felt happy with the resolution of the character and my time on the show.
Roger Mooking of “Man Fire Food” on Cooking Channel “Well, I travel a lot for work so I’m not around but I know my wife is obsessed with ‘Bates Motel.’ My kids DVR any kind of movie that they want to see that they missed for whatever reason. So there’s tons of kids shows and kids movies on there, some ‘Bates Motel.’ I taped ‘Chopped Canada’ on there. But I live in Canada so I can’t get ‘Man Fire Food’ in Canada, so I can’t even DVR my own show (laughs).”
Edi Gathegi of “StartUp” on Crackle
“I just finished ‘Bloodline,’ which I think is terrific. I had a lot of fun with ‘Stranger Things.’ But my favorite is ‘Dexter.’ That’s one of my favorites of all time. I’m good friends with Melissa Rosenberg, who was an executive producer on that and I tell her all the time just how poetic and interesting that show was. I like ‘House of Cards’ on Netflix. I just did three Netflix shows and one Showtime. ‘Game of Thrones’ is fantastic. So much good TV.”
Fred Armisen of “Documentary Now!” on IFC
“ ‘Game of Thrones.’ ... I watch stuff on iTunes. I just watched the O.J. documentary. That’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen.”
Crossword Puzzle
ACROSS
1. “__ to Get Away With Murder”
4. “My Two __”
8. “The Flying __”
11. “__ __ Were a Rich Man”; “Fiddler on the Roof” song
12. Perched upon
13. Spanish bear
14. Actress on “Madam Secretary” (2)
17. “__ Evening News With Scott Pelley”
18. “What __ to Wear”
19. Cowardly Lion’s portrayer
21. “The __”; 2000 Jennifer Lopez movie
24. Setting for “Evening Shade”: abbr.
25. Initials for Popeye’s love
26. “CSI: __” (2004-13)
27. Smallest of fifty: abbr.
28. Money owed
30. George, once of “CSI”
32. __ moment; instant of sudden realization
34. “Last __ Standing”
35. Dr. __ __; role on “Blindspot”
41. Drink served in a stein, perhaps
42. “An American __”; animated film about Fievel
43. Strong urge
44. Ames and Asner
45. Web surfer’s stop
46. Stitch
DOWN
1. Joint closest to the waist
2. “Men __ __ Certain Age”
3. “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the __ and the Wardrobe”
4. Blocker and Rather
5. “One Day __ __ Time”
6. Mr. DeLuise
7. “__ City” (1996-2002)
8. Actor Nick
9. Do drugs
10. Lesser-used conjunction
15. “The Air __ __”; 2007 Kevin Bacon movie
16. Actress Heather
19. “Promised __” (1996-99)
20. Actor Gross
22. Jack of “Hawaii Five-O” (1968-80)
23. Erica Durance’s role on “Smallville”
29. “__ in Toyland”
31. Williams and Griffith
33. Fleming and Carney
34. “The __”; reality game show for Anderson Cooper
35. Charlotte __ of “Diff’rent Strokes”
36. “The New Adventures of __ Christine”
37. Skater Babilonia
38. “A Little __ of Heaven”; 2011 Kate Hudson movie
39. Wide shoe width
40. 90 degrees from WSW
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AUTO RACING
SUNDAY
10:30 a.m. (FS1) NASCAR RaceDay Å
12:00 p.m. (NBCSN) NASCAR America Sunday
12:30 p.m. (NBCSN) NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Countdown To Green From New Hampshire Motor Speedway.
1:00 p.m. (NBCSN) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: New England 300.
4:00 p.m. (FS1) Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Circuit of the Americas. (Same-day Tape) Å
4:30 p.m. (NBCSN) NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Post Race
Milwaukee Brewers at Texas Rangers. (FXSPO) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å
WEDNESDAY
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. Å
THURSDAY
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Detroit Tigers.
5:30 p.m. (FXSPO) Cardinals Live! Pregame
6:00 p.m. (FXSPO) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.
11:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å
6:30 p.m. (FSSW) Rangers Live! Pregame
(FXSPO) Cardinals Live! Pregame
7:00 p.m. (FSSW) MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Texas Rangers. (FXSPO) MLB Baseball Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.
12:00 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å
1:00 a.m. (ESPN2) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (Sameday Tape) Å
SATURDAY
11:30 a.m. (KOKI) MLB on FOX Pregame Å
12:00 p.m. (KOKI) MLB Baseball Teams TBA. Å
3:00 p.m. (KOKI) MLB on FOX Post Game Å (FS1) MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians at Kansas City Royals. Å
6:00 p.m. (FS1) Hurt & Hustle with Pete Rose and Frank Thomas Å 6:30 p.m. (FSSW) Rangers Live! Pregame
7:00 p.m. (FSSW) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers.
d BASKETBALL
SUNDAY
12:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Second Round: Teams TBA. Å
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Second Round: Teams TBA. Å
WEDNESDAY
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. Å
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) WNBA Basketball Conference Semifinal, Game 1: Teams TBA. Å
s
BOXING
TUESDAY
7:00 p.m. (FS1) Boxing Premier Boxing Champions: Perrella vs. Ugas. Å
EQUESTRIAN
SATURDAY
4:30 p.m. (NBCSN) Horse Racing Breeders’ Cup Challenge Series.
FRIDAY
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) MLB Baseball Teams TBA.
6:30 p.m. (FSSW) Rangers Live! Pregame
(FXSPO) Cardinals Live! Pregame
7:00 p.m. (FSSW) MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers. (FXSPO) MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates at St. Louis Cardinals.
9:00 p.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å 12:15 a.m. (ESPN2) Baseball Tonight Å
6:00 p.m. (KJRH) Football Night in America Å
7:20 p.m. (KJRH) NFL Football Chicago Bears at Dallas Cowboys. Å
11:00 p.m. (FSSW) Cowboys Game Night
MONDAY
6:00 a.m. (FSSW) College Football USC at Utah. (Taped) (NBCSN) Pro Football Talk
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL PrimeTime Å (FSSW) OU Sooner Football Press Conference
12:30 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Live Å
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders Å
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live Å
4:00 p.m. (FSSW) Cowboys Press Conference
5:00 p.m. (ESPN) Monday Night Countdown Å
7:15 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Football Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints.
3:00 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Georgia at Mississippi. (Taped)
TUESDAY
6:00 a.m. (FSSW) College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) (NBCSN) Pro Football Talk
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live Å
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders Å
1:30 p.m. (ESPN) Fantasy Football Kickoff
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live Å
WEDNESDAY
6:00 a.m. (FSSW) College Football Teams TBA. (Taped) (NBCSN) Pro Football Talk
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live Å
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders Å
e FOOTBALL
SUNDAY
9:00 a.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders: Sunday Edition Å
10:00 a.m. (KOKI) FOX NFL Kickoff Å (ESPN) Sunday NFL Countdown Å (ESPN2) Fantasy Football Now
11:00 a.m. (KOKI) FOX NFL Sunday Å (KOTV) The NFL Today Host James Brown. Å
12:00 p.m. (KOKI) NFL Football Washington Redskins at New York Giants. Å (KOTV) NFL Football Denver Broncos at Cincinnati Bengals. Å
3:00 p.m. (KOKI) The OT Å
3:25 p.m. (KOTV) NFL Football Pittsburgh Steelers at Philadelphia Eagles. Å
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live Å
THURSDAY
6:00 a.m. (NBCSN) Pro Football Talk
2:00 p.m. (ESPN2) NFL Live Å
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Countdown
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Connecticut at Houston. (FS1) FS1 College Football Pregame Å
7:30 p.m. (FS1) College Football Kansas at Texas Tech. Å
11:00 p.m. (FS1) FS1 College Football Extra Å
FRIDAY
6:00 a.m. (NBCSN) Pro Football Talk
8:00 a.m. (FXSPO) College Football Kansas at Texas Tech. (Taped)
12:00 p.m. (FSSW) College Football Kansas at Texas Tech. (Taped)
12:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Live Å
1:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Insiders Å
2:00 p.m. (ESPN) NFL Live Å
6:00 p.m. (NBCSN) College Football Teams TBA.
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Countdown
8:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Stanford at Washington.
9:15 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Toledo at BYU.
SATURDAY
8:00 a.m. (ESPN) College GameDay Å
11:00 a.m. (KTUL) (FS1) College Football Teams TBA. Å (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Teams TBA.
2:00 p.m. (KOTV) College Football Today Å (KTUL) College Football Countdown Å (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Scoreboard Å
2:30 p.m. (KOTV) (KTUL) College Football Teams TBA. (ESPN) (ESPN2) College Football Teams TBA. (FS1) FS1 College Football Extra Å (FSSW) College Football ACC Teams TBA.
3:30 p.m. (KOKI) FOX College Football Pregame Å
4:00 p.m. (KOKI) College Football Teams TBA. Å
5:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Scoreboard Å
6:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Teams TBA.
7:00 p.m. (KOKI) (KTUL) College Football Teams TBA. Å
9:00 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Scoreboard Å
9:15 p.m. (ESPN2) College Football Teams TBA.
9:30 p.m. (ESPN) College Football Teams TBA.
12:15 a.m. (ESPN2) College Football Final Å
g GOLF
SUNDAY
10:00 a.m. (GOLF) Golf Central Pregame
11:00 a.m. (GOLF) 2016 TOUR Championship Final Round.
12:30 p.m. (KJRH) 2016 TOUR Championship Final Round. Å (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Web.com: Nationwide Children’s Hospital Championship, Final Round.
5:00 p.m. (GOLF) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Pacific Links Bear Mountain Championship, Final Round.
8:00 p.m. (GOLF) Golf Central
MONDAY
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Å
TUESDAY
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Å
WEDNESDAY
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
2:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Å
12:00 a.m. (GOLF) LPGA Tour
Golf Reignwood Classic, First Round. Å
THURSDAY
8:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
4:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Opening ceremonies for the Ryder Cup.
1:00 a.m. (GOLF) LPGA Tour
Golf Reignwood Classic, Second Round.
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
FRIDAY
7:30 a.m. (GOLF) 2016 Ryder Cup Day 1.
3:00 p.m. (GOLF) 2016 Ryder Cup Day 1.
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Å
5:00 a.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup
SATURDAY
8:00 a.m. (KJRH) 2016 Ryder Cup Day 2. Å
10:30 a.m. (GOLF) LPGA Tour Golf Reignwood Classic, Third Round. (Same-day Tape)
2:00 p.m. (KJRH) 2016 Ryder Cup Day 2. Å
6:00 p.m. (GOLF) Live From the Ryder Cup Å 8:00 p.m. (GOLF) 2016 Ryder Cup Day 2.
k
HOCKEY
SUNDAY
12:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2016 World Cup of Hockey Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. Å
2:30 p.m. (ESPN) World Cup of Hockey Postgame
TUESDAY
6:30 p.m. (ESPN) World Cup of Hockey Pregame
7:00 p.m. (ESPN) 2016 World Cup of Hockey Final, Game 1: Teams TBA.
12:30 a.m. (ESPN2) 2016 World Cup of Hockey Final, Game 1: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) Å
THURSDAY
6:30 p.m. (ESPN2) World Cup of Hockey Pregame
7:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2016 World Cup of Hockey Final, Game 2: Teams TBA. Å
SATURDAY
5:30 p.m. (ESPN2) World Cup of Hockey Pregame
6:00 p.m. (ESPN2) 2016 World Cup of Hockey Final, Game 3: Teams TBA. Å
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SOCCER
SUNDAY
8:00 a.m. (FS1) Bundesliga Match Day Å
8:30 a.m. (FS1) Bundesliga Soccer TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs FC Schalke 04. Å
9:00 a.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Live
9:55 a.m. (NBCSN) English Premier League Soccer West Ham United FC vs Southampton FC.
1:00 p.m. (FSSW) Women’s College Soccer Texas at Oklahoma.
3:00 p.m. (ESPN) MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Los Angeles Galaxy.
6:00 p.m. (FS1) MLS Soccer New England Revolution at Columbus Crew SC. Å
8:30 p.m. (FS1) NWSL Soccer Houston Dash vs. Seattle Reign FC. Å
5:00 a.m. (FXSPO) Bundesliga Soccer TSG 1899 Hoffenheim vs FC Schalke 04. (Taped)
MONDAY
1:00 p.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Live
1:55 p.m. (NBCSN) English Premier League Soccer Burnley FC vs Watford FC.
4:00 p.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Goal Zone
TUESDAY
1:00 p.m. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Pregame Å (FSSW) (FXSPO) UEFA Champions League Pregame UCL game preview.
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Soccer Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid CF. Å (FSSW) (FXSPO) UEFA Champions League Soccer Leicester City FC vs FC Porto.
3:45 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC
4:30 a.m. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Soccer Leicester City FC vs FC Porto. (Same-day Tape) Å
BY DAN LADD
Clemson’s Deshaun Watson among College Football’s best
FULL NAME: Deshaun Watson
BORN: Sept. 14, 1995
BIRTHPLACE: Gainesville, Ga.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6-foot, 3inches/215-pounds
WEDNESDAY
6:30 a.m. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Soccer Sevilla FC vs Olympique Lyonnais. (Taped) Å
9:00 a.m. (FSSW) UEFA Champions League Soccer Leicester City FC vs FC Porto. (Taped)
1:00 p.m. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Pregame Å (FSSW) (FXSPO) UEFA Champions League Pregame UCL game preview.
1:30 p.m. (ESPN2) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams TBA. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Soccer Borussia Mönchengladbach vs FC Barcelona. Å (FSSW) (FXSPO) UEFA Champions League Soccer FC Basel at Arsenal FC.
3:45 p.m. (ESPN2) ESPN FC
6:30 p.m. (FS1) MLS Soccer Orlando City SC at Toronto FC. Å
The Clemson Tigers came up just five points short in the 2015/16 College Football Championship game, losing to Alabama by a score of 45-40. With junior quarterback Deshaun Watson under center they once again have high expectations. Watson and the Tigers begin their conference play in the Atlantic Coast Conference when they meet the Louisville Cardinals on Saturday, Oct. 1. At press time the game was scheduled to air either on ABC or the ESPN networks, who have a contract with the ACC through the 2035 season.
Watson accomplished great things in 2015 when he led the Tigers to a 12-0 regular season record and a No.1 ranking in the polls. They began raising eyebrows after manhandling then sixth-ranked Notre Dame in early October and then outlasting Florida State later in the season, who was ranked sixteenth at the time. After winning a shootout with North Carolina in the ACC Championship game they met Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal and pulled away from the Sooners in the second half, leading to their showdown in the final with Alabama.
Watson’s 4,104 passing yards and another 1,105 rushing make him the only player in college football history to ever surpass the duel 4,000/1,000 passing/ rushing mark. He is one of a number of quarterbacks expected to highlight the 2017 NFL Draft, assuming he foregoes his senior season. Until then, expect Watson and the Tigers to be among the best this season with him a likely Heisman Trophy candidate.
6:00 a.m. (FSSW) Bundesliga Soccer Hamburg SV vs FC Bayern Munich. (Taped)
6:30 a.m. (FS1) UEFA Champions League Soccer Atletico Madrid vs FC Bayern Munich. (Taped) Å
11:30 a.m. (FS1) UEFA Europa League Pregame Analysis of upcoming UEFA Europa League matches. Å
12:00 p.m. (FS1) UEFA Europa League Soccer Teams TBA. Å
2:00 p.m. (FS1) UEFA Europa League Soccer TBA. Å
FRIDAY
5:30 a.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Live
SATURDAY
6:25 a.m. (NBCSN) English Premier League Soccer Swansea City AFC vs Liverpool FC.
7:55 a.m. (FS1) Women ’s Soccer FIFA U-17 World Cup: Nigeria vs. Brazil. Å
HONORS & ACHIEVEMENTS: Heisman Trophy finalist, 2015; ACC Player of the Year, 2015; USA Today High School All-American, 2013
8:30 a.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Live
8:55 a.m. (NBCSN) English Premier League Soccer Teams TBA.
11:00 a.m. (NBCSN) Premier League Goal Zone
1:00 p.m. (FXSPO) Bundesliga Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)
3:00 p.m. (FXSPO) Bundesliga Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped)
5:00 a.m. (FXSPO) Bundesliga Soccer Teams TBA. (Taped) (NBCSN) Premier League Live
5:55 a.m. (NBCSN) English Premier League Soccer Manchester United FC vs Stoke City FC.
i VOLLEYBALL
SUNDAY
2:00 p.m. (FXSPO) Women’s College Volleyball Kansas State at Baylor.
Checking in with KRISTEN SCHAAL
BY GEORGE DICKIE
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Talk to many former cast members of “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” and they’ll all say the same thing: It was a tough job, they’re glad they did it, but they don’t miss the grind of putting out a topical show five nights a week. And making it funny.
Count Kristen Schaal of Fox’s end-of-the-world comedy “Last Man on Earth,” which opens its third season Sunday, Sept. 25, among them. She put in seven years with the likes of Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and many others on the Comedy Central series, and remembers Stewart’s momentous final show in Aug. 2015 as being strangely relaxed.
“Usually, you walk into ‘The Daily Show’ and you can cut the concentration with a knife, like it’s thick, like people have just a few hours to write an incredible comedy show on the day,” the 38-year-old Colorado native recalls with a chuckle. “That day I walked in and there wasn’t really reporting on the news, so things are already in place.
“And I was just standing there and I’m like, ‘Oh, so this is it?’ They’re like, ‘Yeah. Do you want to see Bruce Springsteen warm up downstairs?’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, OK,’ ” she says, laughing. “It was fun to walk downstairs and watch that. And then there’s just John Oliver and Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert, all in my face, and I’m like, ‘Ah!’ I was so excited.”
These days, Schaal is still working hard with several jobs on TV: as eccentric Carol on “Last Man”; providing the voice of youngest Belcher child Louise on Fox’s animated comedy “Bob’s Burgers,” which enters its seventh season later this fall; and as a contributor to “The Daily Show With Trevor Noah.” She’s grateful for the experience with Stewart and company but she’d rather not work that intensely again.
“I’ve never had to think that hard since like a college final,” she says. “All your brain is hurting when you leave ‘The Daily Show.’ ”
Full name: Kristen Joy Schaal
Date of birth: Jan. 24, 1978
Birthplace: Longmont, Colo.
Alma mater: Northwestern University
Family: Married to “The Daily Show” writer Rich Blomquist since 2012
TV credits also include: “The Education of Max Bickford,” “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” “Ugly Betty,” “Law & Order: Criminal Intent,” “Mad Men,” “How I Met Your Mother,” “Flight of the Conchords,” “Modern Family,” “FCU: Fact Checkers Unit,” “The Simpsons” (voice), “Broad City,” “American Dad!” (voice), “WordGirl” (voice), “30 Rock,” “Archer” (voice), “Glee,” “The Hotwives of Orlando,” “The Hotwives of Las Vegas,” “Gravity Falls,” “BoJack Horseman”
Movie credits include: “Kate & Leopold” (2001), “Adam & Steve” (2005), “Delirious” (2006), “Norbit” (2007), “When in Rome” (2010), “Get Him to the Greek” (2010), “Dinner for Schmucks” (2010), “The Muppets” (2011), “A Walk in the Woods” (2015)
Literary credits: “The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex,” co-authored with Blomquist and published in 2010
Favorite book: “ ‘Youth in Revolt’ by C.D. Payne It’s one of the only books I’ve read more than once.”
Favorite movie: “ ‘Waiting For Guffman.’ It still holds up. Timeless.”
Favorite musical artist: “Tori Amos. She just gets it.”
“Marvel’s Luke Cage,” www.netflix.com/ title/80002537
Dropping Friday, this new drama series stars Mike Colter (“The Good Wife”) in the title role of a man left with super strength and unbreakable skin thanks to a sabotaged experiment. Accused of a crime he did not commit, he escapes from prison and becomes a superhero for hire in New York City. Mahershala Ali, Alfre Woodard, Theo Rossi, Simone Missick and Frank Whaley also star.
“Amanda Knox,” www. netflix.com/title/80081155
In this Netflix original documentary, filmmakers Rod Blackhurst (“Here Alone”), Brian McGinn (“Chef’s Table”) and Mette Heide (“India’s Daughter”) explore the saga of the American student twice tried for the murder of her roommate in Italy, using interviews with the now-exonerated Knox and her Italian boyfriend — as well as the prosecutor who charged them — to shed new light on this case that gripped the world.
From Down Under comes this informative and entertaining new series that features some of Australia’s top comedians talking about their experiences in fatherhood in video diaries, roundtable discussions and live comedy bits. Though humorous in nature, the segments aim to offer guidance and encourage new dads to talk about their feelings and not bottle them up. Ben Lomas is the host.
Trudy Hellier and Maria Theodorakis wrote and created this Australian series that mines the internal workings of a child-care center for comedy, showing how the parents can act more like children than the crying children they drop off there. Former “Brothers & Sisters” actress Rachel Griffiths is among the executive producers.
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SUNDAY
1 p.m. on NBCSN
NASCAR Racing
Week 2 of NASCAR’s postseason, as well as that of the Chase for the Sprint Cup Championship Round of 16, finds the series in Loudon, N.H., for the New England 300. Matt Kenseth has won two the last three fall races at New Hampshire Motor Speedway and also found himself in victory lane at this year’s New Hampshire 301 back in July. He and his cohorts will take 300 laps around the approximately 1-mile oval.
6:30 p.m. on KOTV 60 Minutes
Still appointment viewing for many devotees — as its ratings indicate — the venerable newsmagazine begins its 49th season of weekly digests of timed-to-the-headlines stories, investigative reports and personality profiles. Now without the late Morley Safer as a longtime staple, the program continues to feature Scott Pelley, Lesley Stahl, Steve Kroft, Lara Logan, Bill Whitaker, Charlie Rose and Anderson Cooper among its correspondents.
7:30 p.m. on KOKI Son of Zorn
After a “preview” showing, the new series combining live action and animation makes its official debut with “Defender of Teen Love.” Cartoon warrior Zorn (voice of Jason Sudeikis) unwittingly mortifies his flesh-and-blood son Alan (Johnny Pemberton), then tries to make amends by keeping tabs on a girl Alan likes — using the very special Stone of Sight. Ex-wife Edie (Cheryl Hines) gets Zorn to take his belongings and find a new residence.
8 p.m. on KTUL Secrets and Lies
Juliette Lewis is back as Detective Andrea Cornell as Season 2 of the drama begins, but “The Fall” gives her a fresh case. A newlywed (Michael Ealy) who’s in line to inherit his family’s private-equity firm becomes a murder suspect when his wife (Jordana Brewster, who’s also on “Lethal Weapon” this season) is killed, giving him a vested interest in Cornell’s probe of the crime. Terry O’Quinn (“Lost”), Charlie Barnett and Kenny Johnson also are new cast members.
9 p.m. on KTUL Quantico
Fresh challenges await Alex Parrish (Priyanka Chopra) as she switches agencies — moving from the CIA to the FBI — as Season 2 of the drama series begins with “Kudove.” The two institutions don’t necessarily work together smoothly, so Alex is destined to be torn over her alliances on cases that involve both. Among those entering her sphere are characters played by Blair Underwood, Russell Tovey and Aaron Diaz. Jake McLaughlin and Johanna Braddy also return.
MONDAY
7 p.m. on KOKI Gotham
Gordon (Ben McKenzie) joins forces with reporter Valerie Vale (guest star Jamie Chung) to find Fish Mooney (guest star Jada Pinkett Smith), who’s on her own hunt to find Hugo Strange (guest star BD Wong), in the new episode “Mad City: Burn the Witch ... .” Penguin’s (Robin Lord Taylor) criticism of the city’s police department makes him a popular figure. Ivy Pepper (Maggie Geha), soon to be known as Poison Ivy, returns to Gotham. Donal Logue also stars.
8 p.m. on KJRH KOKI KOTV KTUL KOED Presidential Debate
A much-anticipated event finally takes place, as Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump meet in the first of their three scheduled pre-Election Day debates, to be covered by multiple broadcast networks as well as cable news outlets. Originating from Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., the occasion will see the candidates questioned on “major topics,” domestic and international — and likely on their takes on each other. NBC News’ Lester Holt moderates.
8 p.m. on KOED Presidential Debate
A much-anticipated event finally takes place, as Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump meet in the first of their three scheduled pre-Election Day debates, to be covered by multiple broadcast networks as well as cable news outlets. Originating from Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., the occasion will see the candidates questioned on “major topics,” domestic and international — and likely on their takes on each other. NBC News’ Lester Holt moderates.
8 p.m. on KQCW Supergirl
The second of two encore episodes airing on this night, “World’s Finest” originally was a crossover between two networks ... but now, both of the shows involved are on The CW. Barry Allen (Grant Gustin) — alias “The Flash” — partners temporarily with Kara Danvers (Melissa Benoist), otherwise known as the Girl of Steel. They have much fun byplay as they team up to battle enemies Silver Banshee and Livewire (guest stars Italia Ricci and Brit Morgan).
TUESDAY
8 p.m. on KOED Frontline
Every four years before a presidential election, this program presents an episode that digs deep into the backgrounds of the principal candidates — and it’s time for “The Choice 2016,” profiling and analyzing Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The two-hour installment delves into what made them who and how they are, including their respective childhoods and college days, and also considers the sharp political divide that has marked their campaigns.
8 p.m. on KQCW MADtv
The reboot of the late-night sketchcomedy series ends its season with “Episode Eight” and two of the original players, Will Sasso and Bobby Lee, returning to take part in the fast-paced humor again. If the show wants to get in any more shots at this year’s presidential race, here’s its last chance. The ensemble cast is comprised of Carlie Craig, Chelsea Davison, Jeremy D. Howard, Amir K, Lyric Lewis, Piotr Michael, Michelle Ortiz and Adam Ray.
8:01 p.m. on KOKI
Scream Queens
Romance may precede a cure for a prospective patient (guest star Colton Haynes, “Arrow”) at the hospital in the new episode “Warts and All.” Chad’s (guest star Glen Powell) bid to recapture Chanel’s (Emma Roberts) affection uncovers something worrisome about Brock (John Stamos). Now an FBI special agent, Denise (guest star Niecy Nash) helps Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) seek the killer. Jerry O’Connell and Laura Bell Bundy also guest star. Lea Michele also stars.
9 p.m. on SYFY Aftermath
A family named the Copelands fight to survive in a post-apocalyptic future in which massive storms, plague, meteor strikes and earthquakes have wiped most of civilization off the face of the Earth. Worse, this cavalcade of disasters has led to the rise of supernatural creatures. Anne Heche and James Tupper star as parents Karen and Joshua Copeland; Julia Sarah Stone and Taylor Hickson co-star as their twin daughters, Dana and Brianna, while Levi Meaden plays their brother, Matt.
WEDNESDAY
7 p.m. on KOKI
Lethal Weapon
Music star Jason Derulo already has been a presence on Fox as a judge on “So You Think You Can Dance,” and he has an acting role in the new episode “Surf N Turf,” guest-starring as a boxer whose Hollywood party is disrupted by gunfire. The resulting investigation clues Riggs and Murtaugh (Clayne Crawford, Damon Wayans Sr.) into a gun-running operation. Riggs’ interest in the case is stoked by a pregnant woman who reminds him of his late wife.
8 p.m. on KOTV Criminal Minds
A new face, plus one who won’t be on the series much longer, play pivotal roles as the drama’s 12th season begins with “The Crimson King.” Adam Rodriguez, formerly of “CSI: Miami,” debuts as new BAU member Luke Alvez — who joins in the search for a killer who made a prison break along with 13 others. Thomas Gibson, who has played Aaron “Hotch” Hotchner since the show’s inception, leaves after the first two new episodes. Joe Mantegna and A.J. Cook also star.
9 p.m. on KOTV Code Black
A very notable cast addition — Rob Lowe — makes his first appearance on the medical drama as its sophomore season opens with the aptly titled “Second Year.” He plays Col. Ethan Willis, a military medic who comes to Angels Memorial to instruct the doctors in treatment methods used in combat. Dr. Mike Leighton (Tommy Dewey) is the first beneficiary, joining the newcomer in Malibu to tend to shark-bite victims.
THURSDAY
7 p.m. on KJRH Superstore
Amy (America Ferrera) is determined to make her mark with district manager Jeff (guest star Michael Bunin) in the new episode “Back to Work,” but an accident at Cloud 9 thwarts her intentions. Glenn (Mark McKinney) also tries to score points with Jeff by acting tougher than he is. At Jonah’s (Ben Feldman) prompting, Dina (Lauren Ash) tries to win back the favor of co-workers she threw under the bus during the store strike.
7:59 p.m. on KOKI Pitch
A gender-related comment rendered years earlier by Al (Dan Lauria) doesn’t make matters any easier for Ginny (Kylie Bunbury) as she tries to find her place within the team in the new episode “The Interim.” Mike (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) tries to cope with personal and professional changes in his life. Evelyn’s (Meagan Holder) efforts to rally to Blip’s (Mo McRae) defense with reporters have pronounced results. Ali Larter and Mark Consuelos also star.
8 p.m. on KTUL Notorious
Keeping the personal and the professional separate is a challenge for Jake (Daniel Sunjata) in the new episode “The Perp Walk.” Sarah’s funeral tests his ability to defend Oscar (Kevin Zegers), while Julia (Piper Perabo) has multiple reasons for wanting to locate Sarah’s brother. The case of a child kidnapping also poses factors that could unite or divide Julia and Jake.
8 p.m. on KQCW Supernatural
A higher power — actually, make that the highest power (played by guest star Rob Benedict) — comes to a conclusion about Amara (guest star Emily Swallow) in “Alpha and Omega,” which was the finale of this supernatural (of course) drama’s 11th season. What happens next also impacts Sam and Dean (Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles), and likely will set up at least the start of the show’s Year 12.
9 p.m. on FX Better Things
Series star Pamela Adlon and her bestie and co-creator Louis C.K. co-penned tonight’s new episode, which is called “Woman Is the Something of the Something.” If you think that title is very cryptic — and it certainly is — the episode synopsis doesn’t shed much light on the story line. All we’re told is that Sam (Adlon) “gets really looked at.” All righty then.
FRIDAY
7 p.m. on KTUL Last Man Standing
Jay Leno reprises his guest role as mechanic Joe in the new episode “Gameday Forecast: Showers,” in which he plans to watch a big football game with Mike (Tim Allen) — who’s dismayed to learn it’s on the same day as a coed wedding shower for Mandy and Kyle (Molly Ephraim, Christoph Sanders). Ed’s (Hector Elizondo) mind remains on the game, and on the superstitions that he’s sure will determine the outcome. Nancy Travis also stars.
7:31 p.m. on KTUL Dr. Ken
Some of Ken’s (Ken Jeong) fears about Allison (Suzy Nakamura) working at the same place come true in the new episode “Ken and Allison Share a Patient,” as the two of them have different opinions about treating someone. Damona
(Tisha Campbell-Martin) isn’t the only one in the office with a new romantic interest, as Pat (Dave Foley) demonstrates. Dave (Albert Tsai) decides he needs as do-over before starting middle school.
8 p.m. on KOTV Hawaii Five-0
Though the pursuit takes place in Hawaii, the major concerns are in Europe in the new episode “No ke ali’i wahine a me ka ’aina” (Hawaiian for “For Queen and Country”). Chris Vance (“Supergirl”) guest stars as an MI6 agent who teams with McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) and company to search for a terrorist who plans to launch nuclear disasters at sites overseas.
9 p.m. on MAX
Quarry
The new episode “Seldom Realized” finds the deadly Suggs (Kurt Yaeger) still at large, a massively unfortunate situation for Mac and Joni (Logan Marshall-Green, Jodi Balfour). Under these dire circumstances, the duo has little choice but to lay low in a remote hotel, a creepy location where danger could lurk around any corner.
SATURDAY
9 p.m. on ANPL
Life at Vet U
This new six-part unscripted series takes viewers behind the scenes at the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine, aka Penn Vet, to follow six students as they try to prove they have what it takes to succeed in today’s hyper-competitive world of treating animals. Relationships form and evolve as the students get handson experience with procedures ranging from artificial insemination to cataract surgery and beyond, punctuated by life-changing moments for both humans and critters. 10:29 p.m. on KJRH Saturday Night Live
It’s a tradition for this late-night institution to change cast members — and it also is something of a necessity this year, given the departures of such key players as Taran Killam and Jay Pharoah. Thus, this premiere of the show’s 42nd season introduces Mikey Day (“Maya & Marty”), Alex Moffat and Melissa Villasenor (“America’s Got Talent”) as “featured players.” Returning regulars include Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Bobby Moynihan and Cecily Strong.
Movies
AAbe Lincoln in Illinois ››› ’40 Raymond Massey. Abe Lincoln advances from a storekeeper to president. (NR) (TCM) Fri. 1:45 p.m.
The Abyss ››› ’89 Ed Harris. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. (PG-13) (STZEN) Sat. 3:10 p.m.
All Is Lost ›››‡ ’13 Robert Redford. A lone sailor becomes stranded at sea in a damaged vessel. (PG-13) (AMC) Wed. 8 a.m.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ››› ’04 Will Ferrell. A 1970s newsman feels threatened by a female employee. (PG-13) (TCM) Wed. 10:30 p.m.
Ant-Man ››› ’15 Paul Rudd. Ant-Man uses his shrinking skills to battle Yellowjacket. (PG-13) (STARZ) Fri. 8:05 a.m., 7 p.m.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ››› ’07 Brad Pitt. The outlaw faces betrayal by one of his own. (R) (MAX) Sun. 8:10 a.m.; Wed. 4:20 p.m.
The Aviator ›››‡ ’04 Leonardo DiCaprio. Howard Hughes produces movies and flies airplanes. (PG-13) (HBO) Thu. 4 p.m.
BBad Boys ››› ’95 Martin Lawrence. Two Miami cops attempt to recover stolen police evidence. (R) (BET) Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. 1 p.m.
Bananas ›››‡ ’71 Woody Allen. A rejected New Yorker leads a banana-republic revolt. (PG-13) (TCM) Tue. 7 p.m.
Begin Again ››› ’13 Keira Knightley. An ex-music producer and a singer form a lifechanging bond. (R) (TMC) Wed. 10 a.m., 9 p.m.
The Best Man ››› ’99 Taye Diggs. A writer meets an old flame at his friend’s wedding. (R) (TMC) Sun. 10:30 p.m. Beverly Hills Cop ››› ’84 Eddie Murphy. A Detroit cop goes west to avenge his friend’s death. (R) (VH1) Thu. 10:30 p.m.
Big Eyes ››› ’14 Amy Adams. Walter Keane takes credit for his wife’s ubiquitous artwork. (PG-13) (TMC) Sat. 12:10 p.m.
The Big Lebowski ›››‡ ’98 Jeff Bridges. An L.A. slacker gets caught up in a wacky kidnapping plot. (R) (STARZ) Tue. 3:30 p.m.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure ››› ’89 Keanu Reeves. Dopey dudes time-travel to fetch celebrities for a school project. (PG) (SYFY) Sun. 9:30 a.m.
Black Hawk Down ›››‡ ’01 Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers meet with disaster in 1993 Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (SHOW) Sun. 12:55 p.m.; Wed. 4:30 p.m.
The Blind Side ›››‡ ’09 Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white couple adopts a homeless black teen. (PG-13) (FREE) Sun. 7:45 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.
The Blues Brothers ››› ’80 John Belushi. Two musicians reassemble their hot band for a fundraiser. (R) (STARZ) Sat. 11:50 p.m.
The Bourne Ultimatum ››› ’07
Matt Damon. Jason Bourne continues to look for clues to unravel his true identity. (PG13) (HBO) Sun. 8:30 a.m.
Brooklyn ›››‡ ’15 Saoirse Ronan. An Irish immigrant finds herself torn between two men. (PG-13) (HBO) Tue. 5 p.m.
Cape Fear ››› ’91 Robert De Niro. An ex-convict takes revenge on the lawyer who betrayed him. (R) (SHOW) Fri. 8:45 p.m.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier ››› ’14 Chris Evans. Capt. America and the Black Widow face an unexpected enemy. (PG-13) (FX) Sun. 3:30 p.m.
Casino Royale ››› ’06 Daniel Craig. James Bond plays poker with a man who finances terrorists. (PG-13) (SHOW) Sat. 8:35 a.m.
Catch Me if You Can ››› ’02
Leonardo DiCaprio. A teenage scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. (PG-13) (KMYT) Sun. 11 p.m. (WGN) Wed. 9 p.m.; Sat. 9 p.m.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs ››› ’09 Voices of Bill Hader. Animated. An inventor finds a way to convert water into food. (PG) (DISN) Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 12 p.m.
Coming to America ››› ’88 Eddie Murphy. An African prince and his royal sidekick come to Queens. (R) (VH1) Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m.
Courage Under Fire ›››‡ ’96 Denzel Washington. Officer reviews medal candidacy of female helicopter pilot. (R) (STZEN) Fri. 11:55 a.m.
Crimson Peak ››› ’15 Mia Wasikowska. A woman investigates ghostly visions at a gothic mansion. (R) (MAX) Fri. 11:40 a.m.
The Croods ››› ’13 Voices of Nicolas Cage. Animated. Mother Nature experiments with life in the Croodacious era. (PG) (FX) Sat. 2 p.m.
The Dark Knight ›››› ’08 Christian Bale. Batman has to keep a balance between heroism and vigilantism to fight a vile criminal known as the Joker, who would plunge Gotham City into anarchy. (PG-13) (SPIKE) Sun. 10 a.m.
Deadpool ››› ’16 Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life. (R) (HBO) Sat. 7 p.m., 11:15 p.m.
Definitely, Maybe ››› ’08 Ryan Reynolds. A man’s young daughter asks him about his
Die Hard 2 ››› ’90 Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (R) (WGN) Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m.
Die Hard With a Vengeance ››› ’95 Bruce Willis. A New York cop must stop a mad bomber’s game of revenge. (R) (AMC) Thu. 12 p.m.
Dirty Dancing ››› ’87 Jennifer Grey. A sheltered teen falls for a street-wise dance instructor. (PG-13) (VH1) Sat. 5:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.
Dodge City ››› ’39 Errol Flynn. Cattleman dons badge, cleans up Dodge City. (NR) (TCM) Sat. 1 p.m.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ››› ’04 Vince Vaughn. Dodgeball teams compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. (NR) (STZEN) Wed. 4:10 p.m.
E8 Mile ››› ’02 Eminem. A Detroit man tries to achieve success as a rapper. (R) (MTV) Fri. 5:30 p.m., 11 p.m.
Elf ››› ’03 Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (PG) (CMTV) Sat. 8 p.m.
The Enchanted Cottage ›››› ’45 Robert Young. A disfigured veteran and his homely bride look beautiful to each other in a seaside cottage. (NR) (TCM) Fri. 3:45 p.m.
Escape From Alcatraz ››› ’79 Clint Eastwood. Rock-island prison inmates plan a 1962 escape. (PG) (STZEN) Sat. 11:35 a.m.
FThe Fifth Element ››› ’97 Bruce Willis. A New York cabby tries to save Earth in 2259. (PG-13) (STZEN) Sun. 1:15 p.m., 8:40 p.m.
A Fish Called Wanda ››› ’88 John Cleese. A crook’s girl flirts with a barrister for diamonds. (R) (STZEN) Thu. 10:05 a.m. Foul Play ››› ’78 Goldie Hawn. An innocent woman is drawn into a plot to kill the pope. (PG) (TCM) Tue. 10:30 p.m.
1492: Conquest of Paradise ››› ’92 Gérard Depardieu. Based on Christopher Columbus’ discovery of the New World. (PG13) (TMC) Tue. 4:30 p.m.
Freaky Friday ››› ’03 Jamie Lee Curtis. A woman and her daughter magically exchange bodies. (PG) (FREE) Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 3 p.m.
Frequency ››› ’00 Dennis Quaid. A man communicates with his long-dead father via ham radio. (PG-13) (MAX) Thu. 1:55 p.m.
Friday ››› ’95 Ice Cube. Buddies in South Central L.A. ponder repaying a dealer. (R) (BET) Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 4 p.m.
From Here to Eternity ›››‡ ’53 Burt Lancaster. Lives intertwine at a Pearl Harbor base before the attack. (NR) (KOED) Sat. 9 p.m.
From Russia With Love ›››‡ ’63 Sean Connery. James Bond races the Russians to locate
a top secret device. (PG) (STZEN) Fri. 9:05 p.m.
GThe Game ››› ’97 Michael Douglas. A businessman takes part in an unusual form of recreation. (R) (STARZ) Mon. 3:20 p.m.
Get Him to the Greek ››› ’10 Jonah Hill. An executive must drag a boozy rock star to Hollywood. (R) (COM) Sun. 11:30 a.m.
Ghost ›››‡ ’90 Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (PG-13) (HBO) Mon. 12:25 p.m.
Ghostbusters ›››‡ ’84 Bill Murray. Four paranormal investigators battle mischievous ghouls. (PG) (AMC) Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 8:15 a.m.
The Gift ››› ’15 Jason Bateman. An old acquaintance causes trouble for a man and his wife. (R) (SHOW) Mon. 1:15 p.m., 8 p.m.
Gridiron Gang ››› ’06 The Rock. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players. (PG-13) (AMC) Mon. 2:15 p.m.
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The Hangover ››› ’09 Bradley Cooper. Three pals must find a missing groom after a wild bash. (R) (TBS) Sun. 4 p.m. (TNT) Thu. 7 p.m.
The Hard Way ››› ’42 Ida Lupino. Schemer uses men to get her sister-in-law on Broadway. (NR) (TCM) Wed. 12 p.m.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ››› ’07 Daniel Radcliffe. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort. (PG-13) (HBO) Tue. 10:10 a.m.
The Help ›››‡ ’11 Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (PG-13) (TBS) Sun. 8:30 a.m.
High Plains Drifter ››› ’73 Clint Eastwood. A mysterious stranger protects a corrupt town from gunmen. (R) (STZEN) Sun. 9:35 a.m.; Fri. 6:10 p.m.
Hitch ››› ’05 Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. (PG13) (FREE) Sat. 6 p.m.
Hope Springs ››› ’12 Meryl Streep. A husband and wife go to see a renowned marriage counselor. (PG-13) (TNT) Thu. 10:45 p.m.
How to Train Your Dragon ››› ’10 Voices of Jay Baruchel. Animated. A teenage Viking befriends an injured dragon. (PG) (FX) Fri. 5 p.m., 9:30 p.m.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 ››› ’14 Voices of Jay Baruchel. Animated. Hiccup and Toothless must protect Berk from an invader. (PG) (FX) Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m., 8:30 p.m.
The Hunger Games ››› ’12 Jennifer Lawrence. In a dystopian society, teens fight to the death on live TV. (PG-13) (FREE) Sun. 1 p.m.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ››› ’13 Jennifer Lawrence. The 75th Annual Hunger Games may change Panem
forever. (PG-13) (FREE) Sun. 4:15 p.m.
II Am Legend ››› ’07 Will Smith. Bloodthirsty plague victims surround a lone survivor. (PG-13) (HBO) Sat. 9:30 p.m.
I Love You, Man ››› ’09 Paul Rudd. A man’s new friendship threatens his upcoming wedding. (R) (HBO) Wed. 7:15 p.m.
Iron Man 3 ››› ’13 Robert Downey Jr.. A powerful enemy tests Tony Stark’s true mettle. (PG-13) (FX) Tue. 6 p.m.; Wed. 3:30 p.m.
Ironclad ›››‡ ’11 James Purefoy. Knights Templar defend Rochester Castle against King John. (R) (TMC) Wed. 11:45 a.m.
JJulia Misbehaves ››› ’48 Greer Garson. A divorced vaudevillian meets up with her former husband. (NR) (TCM) Thu. 11 a.m.
KKill Bill: Vol. 1 ››› ’03 Uma Thurman. An assassin seeks vengeance against her attackers. (R) (AMC) Fri. 8 a.m.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 ››› ’04 Uma Thurman. An assassin confronts her former boss and his gang. (R) (AMC) Fri. 10:30 a.m. Kingsman: The Secret Service ››› ’14 Colin Firth. A dapper spy takes a troubled youth under his wing. (R) (MAX) Sun. 6:50 p.m.; Thu. 11:45 a.m. Knocked Up ››› ’07 Seth Rogen. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. (R) (MAX) Mon. 11:55 a.m.
Kung Fu Panda 2 ››› ’11 Voices of Jack Black. Animated. A formidable villain threatens to conquer China. (PG) (FX) Sat. 4 p.m.
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The Last Boy Scout ››› ’91
Bruce Willis. Private eye and ex-quarterback team up on dirty case. (R) (TNT) Sat. 12 p.m.
Legend ››› ’15 Tom Hardy. Twin gangsters Reggie and Ronnie Kray rule 1960s London. (R) (MAX) Wed. 12 p.m.
Licence to Kill ››› ’89 Timothy Dalton. Agent 007 tracks a Latin American drug king who has Stinger missiles. (PG-13) (STZEN) Thu. 4 p.m.
Listen to Me Marlon ›››‡ ’15
Michael Borne. Actor Marlon Brando reveals his personal thoughts on audio tape. (NR) (SHOW) Wed. 9:15 a.m.
The Littlest Rebel ››› ’35 Shirley Temple. A Virginia girl asks President Lincoln to spare her father. (PG) (TCM) Sun. 8:30 p.m.
Live Free or Die Hard ››› ’07
Bruce Willis. America’s computers fall under attack. (PG-13) (MAX) Tue. 6:50 p.m.
The Living Daylights ››› ’87
Timothy Dalton. James Bond faces a KGB general and an American arms dealer. (PG) (STZEN) Thu. 1:45 p.m.
Lost in Translation ›››‡ ’03 Bill Murray. A middle-aged actor falls for a young woman in Tokyo. (R) (TMC) Sun. 2:40 p.m.
Love & Basketball ››› ’00 Sanaa Lathan. A passion for the game leads to love for two best friends. (PG-13) (FREE) Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m.
Lydia ››› ’41 Merle Oberon. An old woman’s former lover triggers a series of flashbacks. (NR) (TCM) Sun. 9 a.m.
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Mad Max ›››‡ ’79 Mel Gibson. Terrorist cycle gangs take on a hardened highway patrolman. (R) (AMC) Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 3 p.m.
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior ›››› ’81 Mel Gibson. Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (R) (AMC) Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m. Mad Max: Fury Road ›››‡ ’15 Tom Hardy. Mad Max must outrun a warlord and his men in a desert chase. (R) (MAX) Sun. 10:50 a.m., 9 p.m.; Wed. 2:15 p.m.
Madagascar ››› ’05 Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Zoo animals must learn to survive in the wild. (PG) (TOON) Sun. 4 p.m.
Malcolm X ›››‡ ’92 Denzel Washington. The civil-rights leader rises from criminal to crusader. (PG-13) (MAX) Sun. 3:25 p.m.
The Man With Two Brains ››› ’83 Steve Martin. A neurosurgeon falls in love with a disembodied brain. (R) (MAX) Sat. 11:20 a.m.
The Manchurian Candidate ››› ’04 Denzel Washington. A Gulf War vet is suspicious of a political candidate. (R) (TMC) Mon. 8 p.m.; Thu. 3:10 p.m. Marley & Me ››› ’08 Owen Wilson. A couple’s new puppy grows up to become an incorrigible handful. (PG) (MAX) Fri. 5:10 p.m.
Meet the Parents ››› ’00 Robert De Niro. A man spends a disastrous weekend with his lover’s family. (PG-13) (CMTV) Sat. 3 p.m.
Megamind ››› ’10 Voices of Will Ferrell. Animated. A supervillain has no purpose after he defeats his nemesis. (PG) (FX) Sat. 10 a.m. Men in Black ››› ’97 Tommy Lee Jones. Secret agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. (PG-13) (AMC) Fri. 7 p.m., 11:30 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m. Men of Honor ››› ’00 Robert De Niro. The U.S. Navy’s first black diver battles a crippling setback. (R) (STARZ) Sat. 11:10 a.m.
Miami Rhapsody ››› ’95 Sarah Jessica Parker. Illicit affairs run rampant in an engaged woman’s family. (PG-13) (HBO) Wed. 9:10 a.m.
Michael Clayton ›››‡ ’07 George Clooney. A fixer at a large law firm does his employer’s dirty work. (R) (HBO) Mon. 10 p.m.
Milk ›››› ’08 Sean Penn. In San Francisco, Harvey Milk be-
comes the first openly gay man elected to a notable U.S. public office, before being assassinated by Dan White in 1978. (R) (MAX) Mon. 7:50 p.m.
Miller’s Crossing ›››‡ ’90 Gabriel Byrne. An ambitious Italian underling crosses an Irish crime lord. (R) (MAX) Wed. 10 a.m.
The Mummy ››› ’99 Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (PG-13) (AMC) Sun. 1 p.m.
My Best Friend’s Wedding ››› ’97 Julia Roberts. A food critic seeks to sabotage her buddy’s nuptials. (PG-13) (VH1) Sat. 8 p.m. (TVLAND) Fri. 7 p.m. N
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! ›››‡ ’88 Leslie Nielsen. Lt. Frank Drebin continues his shtick-laden war on crime. (PG-13) (TCM) Wed. 7 p.m.
Neighbors ››› ’14 Seth Rogen. New parents go to war with a noisy fraternity next door. (R) (FX) Sun. 1:30 p.m.
No Man’s Land ››› ’87 Charlie Sheen. A rookie cop infiltrates a flashy car-theft ring. (R) (STZEN) Sun. 11:25 a.m.
The Nutty Professor ››› ’96 Eddie Murphy. A plump scientist transforms himself into a svelte swinger. (PG-13) (VH1) Wed. 11 a.m.
Octopussy ››› ’83 Roger Moore. Agent James Bond fights Russians planning world conquest. (PG) (STZEN) Wed. 11:35 a.m.
Of Human Bondage ›››› ’34 Leslie Howard. A young medical student with a physical handicap falls tragically in love with a promiscuous waitress. (NR) (TCM) Fri. 8:45 a.m. P
Pacific Rim ››› ’13 Charlie Hunnam. Humans pilot giant robots to fight monstrous creatures. (PG-13) (TNT) Sat. 4 p.m. Paddington ››› ’14 Voice of Hugh Bonneville. Live action/ animated. A kindly British family takes in a lost Peruvian bear. (PG) (SHOW) Tue. 2:55 p.m.
Parenthood ››› ’89 Steve Martin. A family experiences the pressures of raising children. (PG-13) (MAX) Sat. 9:15 a.m. The Peanuts Movie ››› ’15 Voices of Noah Schnapp. Animated. Best friends Charlie Brown and Snoopy embark on epic quests. (G) (HBO) Tue. 8:40 a.m.; Sat. 8:30 a.m.
Peggy Sue Got Married ››› ’86 Kathleen Turner. A woman is transported back to her last year in high school. (PG-13) (STZEN) Mon. 9:25 a.m.
Permanent Midnight ››› ’98 Ben Stiller. TV writer Jerry Stahl balances a power career and drugs. (R) (TMC) Tue. 10 a.m. Pitch Perfect ››› ’12 Anna Kendrick. College students enter an a cappella competition. (PG-13)
(FREE) Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 5:30 p.m.
Predator ›››‡ ’87 Arnold Schwarzenegger. A team is stalked by an intergalactic trophy hunter. (R) (STZEN) Thu. 9:05 p.m.
The Prestige ››› ’06 Hugh Jackman. Two 19th-century magicians engage in a deadly rivalry. (PG-13) (STZEN) Fri. 3:55 p.m.
The Prisoner of Zenda ›››› ’37 Ronald Colman. Court followers foil a plot by having a British look-alike pose as the king of Ruritania. (NR) (TCM) Fri. 10:15 a.m.
Prisoners ››› ’13 Hugh Jackman. A desperate father takes the law into his own hands. (R) (FX) Wed. 8 a.m.
The Pursuit of Happyness ››› ’06 Will Smith. A man strives for a better life for himself and his son. (PG-13) (BET) Sun. 3:30 p.m.
Ratatouille ›››‡ ’07 Voices of Patton Oswalt. Animated. A French rat enjoys good food and longs to become a chef. (G) (STZEN) Mon. 4:05 p.m. Ray ›››‡ ’04 Jamie Foxx. Ray Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. (PG-13) (TMC) Fri. 10:05 a.m., 6 p.m.
Reds ›››‡ ’81 Warren Beatty. Oscar-winning account of the life of journalist John Reed. (PG) (TCM) Fri. 7 p.m.
The Revenant ›››‡ ’15 Leonardo DiCaprio. A vengeful fur trapper tracks down the man who betrayed him. (R) (HBO) Sun. 6:15 p.m.; Tue. 11 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m.
Revolutionary Road ››› ’08
Leonardo DiCaprio. Suburbanites rebel against torpor in their lives. (R) (SHOW) Thu. 2 p.m.
The Right Stuff ›››‡ ’83 Sam Shepard. The training of the United States’ first astronauts. (PG) (STZEN) Mon. 12:50 p.m. Rio ››› ’11 Voices of Anne Hathaway. Animated. A pet macaw has an adventure with the bird of his dreams. (G) (NICK) Thu. 7 p.m.
Risky Business ››› ’83 Tom Cruise. A straight-laced teenager gets involved with a prostitute. (R) (STZEN) Sun. 7 p.m.; Thu. 6:15 p.m. RoboCop ›››‡ ’87 Peter Weller. A murdered policeman returns as a crime-fighting cyborg. (NR) (STZEN) Sun. 3:25 p.m.; Wed. 9 p.m.
Rocky Balboa ››› ’06 Sylvester Stallone. Rocky, now retired, fights the world heavyweight champion. (PG) (SHOW) Wed. 12:45 p.m., 9:05 p.m.
Rudy ››› ’93 Sean Astin. A working-class teen dreams of admission to Notre Dame. (PG) (AMC) Mon. 8:45 a.m.
SSt. Vincent ››› ’14 Bill Murray. A bawdy misanthrope mentors his young neighbor. (PG-13) (SHOW) Sun. 8 a.m. Salt ››› ’10 Angelina Jolie. Accused of being a counterspy,
a CIA agent goes on the run. (PG-13) (SYFY) Mon. 7 p.m.
Save the Last Dance ››› ’01
Julia Stiles. A white teen falls for a black student who also loves dance. (PG-13) (FREE) Fri. 7:30 p.m.
Se7en ›››‡ ’95 Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. (R) (SYFY) Sat. 1 p.m.
The Seven Five ››› ’14 Corrupt cop Michael Dowd tells his story. (R) (SHOW) Fri. 9:45 a.m. (TMC) Sat. 10:25 a.m.
The Shawshank Redemption ›››› ’94 Tim Robbins. Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary. (R) (CMTV) Sun. 11 a.m.
Sicko ››› ’07 Filmmaker Michael Moore examines U.S. health care. (PG-13) (TMC) Mon. 12:05 p.m.
The Sixth Sense ››› ’99 Bruce Willis. A child psychologist counsels a boy who can see dead people. (PG-13) (MAX) Tue. 3:10 p.m.
Sling Blade ›››‡ ’96 Billy Bob Thornton. A mentally impaired man with a violent past befriends a boy. (R) (SHOW) Fri. 3 p.m.
Snow Angels ››› ’07 Kate Beckinsale. A teen experiences first love while his family falls apart. (R) (MAX) Sat. 6:10 p.m.
Snowpiercer ›››‡ ’13 Chris Evans. Survivors of a second ice age live aboard a supertrain. (R) (TMC) Mon. 2:10 p.m., 10:10 p.m.; Thu. 1 p.m.
Spider-Man ››› ’02 Tobey Maguire. A bite from a mutant spider gives a teen unusual powers. (PG-13) (HBO) Sat. 2:40 p.m.
Spider-Man 2 ››› ’04 Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fights a man who has mechanical tentacles. (PG-13) (HBO) Sat. 4:45 p.m.
Spring Breakers ››› ’12 James Franco. Four friends are bailed out of jail by an arms dealer. (R) (SHOW) Thu. 8:30 p.m.
The Stanford Prison Experiment ››› ’15 Billy Crudup. A professor’s psychology experiment gets way out of hand. (R) (SHOW) Mon. 11 a.m.
The Star ››› ’52 Bette Davis. A fading actress chooses between a comeback and true love. (NR) (TCM) Wed. 2 p.m.
Star Wars IV — A New Hope ›››› ’77 Mark Hamill. Robots and other allies help a youth and a space jockey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule. (PG) (TNT) Sun. 1:28 p.m.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
›››‡ ’83 Mark Hamill. Luke and his allies have a confrontation with Darth Vader. (PG) (TNT) Sun. 7 p.m., 10 p.m.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith ››› ’05 Ewan McGregor. Anakin Skywalker joins the dark side and becomes Darth Vader. (PG-13) (TNT) Sun. 10:23 a.m.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back ›››› ’80 Mark Hamill. Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to be a Jedi knight, and Han Solo woos Princess Leia, as Darth Vader returns to threaten
the rebel forces trying to save the galaxy. (PG) (TNT) Sun. 4:13 p.m.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens ›››‡ ’15 Harrison Ford. Han Solo and his allies face a new threat from Kylo Ren. (PG-13) (STARZ) Wed. 11:40 a.m., 9:30 p.m.; Sat. 8 p.m.
Starship Troopers ››› ’97 Casper Van Dien. Young troops battle a vicious army of gigantic insects. (R) (SYFY) Mon. 8 a.m.
Station West ››› ’48 Dick Powell. An Army officer goes under cover to investigate a robbery. (NR) (TCM) Tue. 10 a.m.
Steve Jobs ›››‡ ’15 Michael Fassbender. The Apple Inc. cofounder develops revolutionary computers. (R) (HBO) Tue. 7 p.m.
Stormy Weather ››› ’43 Lena Horne. Swift stardom threatens a dancer’s marriage to a singer. (NR) (TCM) Sun. 7 p.m.
The Stratton Story ››› ’49 James Stewart. Pitcher Monty Stratton loses leg, makes comeback. (NR) (TCM) Tue. 1:15 p.m.
Sunrise at Campobello ›››‡ ’60
Ralph Bellamy. Franklin Delano Roosevelt and wife Eleanor’s early years. (NR) (TCM) Thu. 4:30 p.m.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ›››‡ ’07
Johnny Depp. A vengeful barber applies his razor to unlucky customers. (R) (SYFY) Sat. 10 p.m.
TThe Terminator ›››› ’84 Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg from the future arrives in 20th-century Los Angeles to kill the woman who will give birth to mankind’s post-apocalyptic savior. (R) (AMC) Sat. 10 a.m.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day ›››› ’91 Arnold Schwarzenegger. Two cyborgs from the future battle over the life of a teen who will someday lead humanity against the machines. (R) (STZEN) Wed. 1:50 p.m., 11:45 p.m.
Thelma & Louise ››› ’91 Susan Sarandon. A near-rape abruptly turns two friends into hunted outlaws. (R) (STZEN) Wed. 9:20 a.m.
Thérèse ››› ’86 Catherine Mouchet. Based on the life of St. Therese, a young Carmelite nun. (NR) (EWTN) Sat. 7 p.m. Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her ››› ’00 Glenn Close. Five vignettes centering on love and loss in women’s lives. (PG-13) (TMC) Fri. 8:15 a.m.
13 Going on 30 ››› ’04 Jennifer Garner. An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult. (PG-13) (LIFE) Mon. 5 p.m.
Three Men on a Horse ››› ’36 Frank McHugh. A meek greeting-card writer has a knack for picking winners. (NR) (TCM) Mon. 2:45 p.m.
Thunderball ››› ’65 Sean Connery. Agent 007 tries to thwart SPECTRE’s atomic ransom plot. (PG) (STZEN) Wed. 5:45 p.m.
Tiny Furniture ››› ’10 Lena Dunham. An aimless college graduate moves back in with her family. (NR) (TMC) Wed. 1:50 p.m.
Titanic ›››› ’97 Leonardo DiCaprio. A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage. (PG-13) (FREE) Sat. 8:30 p.m.
Tombstone ››› ’93 Kurt Russell. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp for the OK Corral showdown. (R) (CMTV) Sun. 2:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m.; Tue. 7 p.m., 10:30 p.m.
Tomorrow Never Dies ››› ’97
Pierce Brosnan. James Bond tries to short-circuit a communications tycoon. (PG-13) (STZEN) Tue. 11:40 p.m.
Tonight and Every Night ››› ’45 Rita Hayworth. Old stage manager recalls performer’s romance with RAF pilot. (NR) (TCM) Mon. 11 p.m.
Torch Song Trilogy ››› ’88 Harvey Fierstein. A sensitive drag queen seeks love in a disapproving world. (R) (TCM) Mon. 8:45 p.m.
The Town ››› ’10 Ben Affleck. A woman doesn’t realize that her new beau is a bank robber. (R) (TNT) Mon. 9:15 p.m.
Transformers ››› ’07 Shia LaBeouf. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (PG-13) (TNT) Sat. 7 p.m.
Tropic Thunder ››› ’08 Ben Stiller. A pampered actor’s war movie turns into the real thing. (R) (MAX) Fri. 7:10 p.m.; Sat. 9:05 p.m.
True Grit ›››‡ ’10 Jeff Bridges. A crusty lawman helps a teen avenge her father’s death. (PG-13) (AMC) Sun. 10:30 a.m.; Wed. 4:30 p.m., 11 p.m.
True Lies ››› ’94 Arnold Schwarzenegger. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. (R) (STARZ) Tue. 9:25 a.m., 6:35 p.m. (STZEN) Sat. 9:10 a.m., 5:35 p.m.
The Truth About Cats & Dogs ››› ’96 Uma Thurman. A radio adviser sends a proxy on her date with a photographer. (PG13) (STZEN) Tue. 2:50 p.m.
22 Jump Street ››› ’14 Jonah Hill. Officers Jenko and Schmidt go under cover at a college. (R) (FX) Sun. 6:30 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.
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Under Fire ›››‡ ’83 Nick Nolte. Ethical/romantic journalistic triangle in 1979 Nicaragua. (R) (TCM) Fri. 10:30 p.m.
Unfaithful ››› ’02 Richard Gere. A housewife has an affair with a charming stranger. (R) (MAX) Sat. 11:55 p.m.
Unforgiven ›››› ’92 Clint Eastwood. An old gunslinger, his expartner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey. (R) (AMC) Wed. 1:30 p.m.; Thu. 9 a.m.
Unstoppable ››› ’10 Denzel Washington. Two men try to stop a runaway train carrying toxic cargo. (PG-13) (FX) Mon. 9 a.m.
The Usual Suspects ›››‡ ’95 Stephen Baldwin. Five small-
time criminals begin an ill-fated association. (R) (TMC) Mon. 6 p.m.; Fri. 2:30 p.m.
The Virgin Suicides ››› ’99 James Woods. Men reminisce about five intriguing sisters. (R) (TMC) Mon. 4:20 p.m.; Thu. 11 p.m. W
Waiting to Exhale ››› ’95 Whitney Houston. Four Phoenix women bond while pursuing romance. (R) (STZEN) Fri. 9:50 a.m.
Walk the Line ››› ’05 Joaquin Phoenix. The story of music legends Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. (PG-13) (AMC) Tue. 3 p.m.; Wed. 10:30 a.m. Wedding Crashers ››› ’05 Owen Wilson. Partygoers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. (R) (SPIKE) Wed. 12 p.m., 7:30 p.m. (TBS) Sat. 9:30 a.m. What’s Love Got to Do With It ››› ’93 Angela Bassett. The life of singer-actress Tina Turner. (R) (VH1) Fri. 9:30 p.m.; Sat. 3 p.m.
While You Were Sleeping ››› ’95 Sandra Bullock. A lonely woman latches onto a comatose accident victim. (PG) (CMTV) Mon. 8 p.m. Whiplash ›››‡ ’14 Miles Teller. A young musician struggles to make it as a top jazz drummer. (R) (STZEN) Tue. 10:45 a.m.; Thu. 11:55 a.m.
Wild ››› ’14 Reese Witherspoon. A lone woman undertakes an 1,100-mile hike. (R) (MAX) Mon. 3:55 p.m. Win Win ››› ’11 Paul Giamatti. A struggling attorney becomes the guardian of an elderly client. (R) (MAX) Mon. 2:05 p.m. Wonder Boys ››› ’00 Michael Douglas. A writer’s personal crises come to a head one weekend. (R) (TMC) Wed. 8:05 a.m. Y
You Only Live Twice ››› ’67 Sean Connery. Agent 007 poses as Asian to foil SPECTRE’s Blofeld. (PG) (STZEN) Mon. 11:50 p.m.
Young Frankenstein ›››› ’74 Gene Wilder. Absurd Dr. Frankenstein visits the family castle in Transylvania and makes a monster. (PG) (TCM) Tue. 8:30 p.m.; Thu. 8:15 p.m.
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Late Night with Seth Meyers
Donald Trump traveled to Mexico today to meet with President Enrique Pe‘na Nieto. Said Trump, “Wow, this place has more illegal immigrants than we do.”
Donald Trump and Mexican president Enrique Pe‘na Nieto held a joint press conference where Trump said the two did discuss his proposed border wall but did not address payment for its construction. Said Trump, “You know me, I don’t like to talk about money.”
The Tonight Show
Starring Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump gave a big speech on immigration last night. And during the speech, he said that Mexico is 100% going to pay for his, quote, “beautiful border wall.” Mexicans were like, “Wait, you never said it was going to be beautiful. Who do we write the check out to?”
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
The first presidential debate is now less than one month away and apparently the candidates have two very different ways of preparing. Hillary Clinton pores over briefing books, thick with policy arcana and opposition research. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is
all about spectacle. One former aide said “Trump wants to be a showstopper in the Roman coliseum, the main event at WrestleMania.” Which makes sense since just like pro wrestling, you look at Trump’s campaign and say “That’s got to be fake!”
The Late Late Show With
James Corden
Today Donald Trump made a lastminute trip to Mexico to meet with Mexican President Enrique Pe‘na Nieto — and you just know that as soon as Trump crossed into Mexico, even Hillary Clinton was like, “OK, let’s get cracking on that wall.”
The Mexican president is saying that he told Trump that Mexico would not pay for the wall, while Trump says they never discussed who would pay for it. In Trump’s defense, who has ever gone down to Mexico and remembered what they did?
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Donald Trump maintains that he will build a border wall. A beautiful wall. He keeps saying the wall will be beautiful. You know, there are some people who think we need to build a wall; I don’t think anyone’s requiring that it be beautiful. It seems like a simple basic wall, maybe from IKEA, would do the trick.
Conan O’Brien
Today, the president of Mexico hosted Donald Trump. It was just another example of a Mexican doing a job that Americans don’t want.
Yesterday after a 10-hour stand-off, Chris Brown was arrested by the LAPD. Police brought him to the station and put him in the “Chris Brown Wing.”
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LIFE 30 65 29 28 J. OsteenPaidMy Crazy Ex Å}“Abducted: The Jocelyn Shaker Story” }“Honeymoon From Hell” (2016) Å}“A Wife’s Suspicion” (2015) Andrea Roth. }“Til Death Do Us Part” (2014) Haylie Duff. SPIKE 50 26 30 XtremeEngineTruckDetroit }›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. }› “The Legend of Hercules” (2014) Kellan Lutz. Bar Rescue Bar Rescue
SYFY 82 54 61 }(7:30) ›› “The Craft” (1996) }››› “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” }›› “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey” (1991) }› “Land of the Lost” (2009) Å}“Percy Jackson & the Olympians”
TBS 33 46 19 34 Friends }››› “The Help” (2011) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. (DVS) a MLB TBS a MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Toronto Blue Jays. (N) Å SeinfeldSeinfeld }››› “The Hangover” (2009) (DVS) TCM 275 37 66 }“Meet the People” }››› “Lydia” (1941) Merle Oberon. Å}›› “Susan Slade” (1961, Drama) Å}(:15) ›› “Inside Daisy Clover” (1965) Å}›› “Muscle Beach Party” }“Jailhouse Rock” TNT 34 31 23 45 }(7:16) ›› “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones” Å}(:23) ››› “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” (2005) Å}(:28) ›››› “Star Wars IV -- A New Hope” (1977) }(:13) “Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back” TRUTV 32 63 PaidPaidJokersJokersJokersJokersDo BetterDo BetterJokesJokesJokesJokesKnockoutKnockoutJokersJokersFamelessFamelessFamelessFameless
TVL 57 41 62 Gold GirlsGold GirlsThe Golden Girls Gold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsReba Reba Reba Reba Reba Reba USA 55 42 35 38 ChrisleyChrisleyLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU WGN-A 85 17 7 In the Heat of NightIn the Heat of NightIn the Heat of NightIn the Heat of NightIn the Heat of NightPerson of InterestPerson of InterestPerson of InterestPerson
››› “Mad Max: Fury Road” }(12:55) “Out for Justice” (1991) Quarry Å}(:25) ››› “Malcolm X” (1992) Å
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}››› “St. Vincent” (2014) }(:43) ›› “Along Came a Spider” (2001) }(:26) ›› “Hot Rod” (2007) }(12:55) ››› “Black Hawk Down” (2001) Å The Cir(3:50) Ray Donovan }(4:55) “Shooter” STARZ 876 501 700 }Inside }(:25) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”
KDOR 18 4 16 Lead the WayBlessed LifeJoel OsteenKerry ShookK. CopelandCreflo DollarCaroline LeafDavid He slays Goliath, reigns in Israel for 40 years.
replaces Mark Mylow. Å
KQCW 4 9 13 12 19 19 Mike & Molly Å Mike & Molly Å The Big Bang Theory Å The Big Bang Theory Å The Big Bang Theory Å The Big Bang Theory Å News on 6 at 9p (N) Last Man Standing Å Blue Bloods “Family Ties” The death of a Russian gangster’s son. CSI: Miami The investigation into a model’s murder. Å
KGEB 20 20 19 53 Jewish JesusJack Van ImpeDavid JeremiahWalter HallamInt. FellowshipPerry StoneLove a ChildMark HankinsRhema PraiseCitadel Life TVORU Chapel
KRSU 23 5 3 35 35 Classic Gospel Å Music Gone Public Å Mystery Science Theater 3000 “Catalina Caper” (1967). Red GreenClassic Arts Showcase DISN 64 33 14 23 172 290 Stuck/MiddleK.C. UndercoverK.C. UndercoverBizaardvark (N) L&M:Cali StyleGirl MeetsBest FriendsK.C. UndercoverK.C. UndercoverBizaardvark Austin & Ally Jessie Å
FREE 63 53 16 46 180 311 }(4:15) ››› “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” }(:45) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white couple adopts a homeless black teen. Joel OsteenDavid Jeremiah
NICK 43 30 29 170 299 Henry DangerGame ShakersNicky, RickyNicky, RickyFull House Full House
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House Friends Å Friends Å Friends Å (:33) Friends TOON 66 58 96 32 176 296 Steven UniverseKing of the HillCleveland
70 34 124 329 }(3:30) “The Pursuit of Happyness” }“Pastor Brown” (2009, Drama) Salli Richardson-Whitfield. Jesse returns home to see her dying father. (9:53) One ShotPaid ProgramPaid Program BRAVO 76 34 53 129 237 Housewives/NJHousewives/NJManzo’d WithHousewives/NJManzo’d WithWhat HappensHousewives/NJManzo’d With COM 326 47 52 107 249 Jeff Dunham(:45) Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Å Jeff Dunham: UnhingedJeff Dunham: All Over the MapJeff Ross Roasts Cops Å}(:20) Cop Out E! 77 42 50 114 236 Rob & Chyna Å Rob & Chyna “Rob’ing the Cradle” Rob & Chyna (N) Å (:01) WAGS “Thai The Knot” (N) Rob & Chyna Å WAGS The WAGS explore Phuket. EWTN 13 261 370 World Over LiveSunday Night Prime (N) Catholics Come The Holy RosaryEncounter With Padre PioThe Best of Mother Angelica LiveSunday Mass Å
FX 56 76 95 49 136 248 }Capt. America }››› “22 Jump Street” (2014, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum. Å The Strain “Madness” (N) Å The Strain “Madness” Å The Strain Å
GSN 86 128 116 233 Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Winsanity Å Baggage Å
HALL 71 61 56 185 312 }“All of My Heart” (2015) Lacey Chabert, Brennan Elliott. Å Chesapeake Shores (N) Å Golden GirlsGolden GirlsGolden GirlsGolden GirlsGolden GirlsGolden Girls
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LIFE 30 65 29 28 108 252 }“A Date to Die For” (2015, Drama) Victoria Pratt, Bart Johnson. Å}“Below the Surface” (2016) Jenny Wade, Taylor Cole. Premiere. Å}(:02) “A Date to Die For” (2015) Victoria Pratt, Bart Johnson. Å
SPIKE 50 26 30 108 252 Bar Rescue Bar Rescue “Lagers and Liars” Bar Rescue “Antisocial Media” Bar Rescue (N) Bar Rescue Bar Rescue “Put a Cork in It”
SYFY 82 54 61 122 244 }› “I, Frankenstein” (2014) Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy. Å}›› “Maleficent” (2014) Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning. Å (DVS) }›› “The Craft” (1996, Horror) Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. Å
TBS 33 46 19 34 139 247 Big Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang Theory }›› “Red 2” (2013) Bruce Willis. Premiere.
TCM 275 37 66 132 256 }(5:15) ›› “Jailhouse Rock” }››› “Stormy Weather” (1943) Lena Horne. }››› “The Littlest Rebel” (1935) Shirley Temple. King for a Day }›› “Loves of Pharaoh” TNT 34 31 23 45 138 245 }“Star Wars: The Empire Strikes” }››› “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Å}››› “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983) Mark Hamill. Å
TRUTV 32 63 204 246 Imp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersYou Can DoYou Can DoImp. JokersImp. Jokers
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545 }(4:55) ›› “Shooter” (2007) The Circus InsThe Circus InsMasters of Sex “Inventory” Å Masters of Sex (N) Å Masters of Sex Å The Circus InsMasters of Sex STARZ 876
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7 12 12 14 HarvestL.SumrallPaidIntelliPaidPaidJesus IsWomPaidPaidNew Jim BakkerYour HealthJudgeGriffithLittle HouseTo Be Announced
8 8 8 8 Good MorningGood Day TulsaThe ViewRachael RayThe ChewGeneral HospitalHarrySteve HarveyNewsJeopardyNewsABC
KMYT 10 13 15 NewsThe People’s CourtJdg JudyJdg JudyHot Hot DivorceDivorceMauryMaurySteve Wilkos ShowJerry SpringerTMZ Live
KOED 11 11 11 11 TigerTigerSesamePegDinosaurSigningSuperThomasSesameCat in CuriousCuriousArthurNatureReady OddWild WordGirlNewsBusiness
EWTN 13 Varied ProgramsWomen RosaryDaily Mass - OlamThe Best of JourneyVaried ProgramsChapletRosaryVaried ProgramsNewsVaried
FX 56 76 95 49 (6:00) MovieVaried ProgramsMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMotherMikeTwo MenMikeMikeVaried Programs
GSN 86 128 CardPrsLuckSharksPyramidLingoLingoFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudChainChainCatch 21PyramidDeal or No DealDeal or No DealFamFeudFamFeud
HALL 71 61 56 GoldenGoldenHome & FamilyHome & FamilyBradyBradyBradyBradyHomeHomeHomeHomeLast ManLast Man
ION 18 20 5 NUMB3RSNUMB3RSNUMB3RSVaried Programs Criminal MindsCriminal MindsCriminal Minds
Unsolved MysteriesUnsolved
SPIKE 50 26 30 Varied Programs
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SYFY 82 54 61 MovieVaried Programs MovieVaried ProgramsMovie TBS 33 46 19 34 KingKingKingKingCleveCleveAmericanAmericanAmericanAmericanFam. GuyFam. GuyNew GirlNew GirlFriendsFriendsFriendsFriendsSeinfeldSeinfeld TCM 275 37 66 M }“Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry” }“Wine, Women” }(:45) › “Hot Tip” (1935) }“You Can’t Buy” }(:15) “She Went to the Races” }(:45) “Three Men on a Horse” }(:15) “Pride of the Bluegrass” }Sporting T }Gold1937 }›› “Varsity Show” (1937) }››› “Station West” (1948) }›› “Battle Circus” (1953) }(:15) ››› “The Stratton Story” (1949) }(:15) ›› “The Sailor Takes a Wife” }“Music for Millions” W }Ill Cry }(:45) ›› “Lightning Strikes Twice” }›› “Shadow of Doubt” Å}››› “The Hard Way” (1942) Å}››› “The Star” (1952) Å}(:45) ›› “The Velvet Touch” (1948) }Slander Th }(7:00) “Adventure” }(:15) ›› “Desire Me” (1947) Å}››› “Julia Misbehaves” }(:45) ›› “The Law and the Lady” (1951) }›› “Strange Lady in Town” (1955) Å}“Sunrise at Campobello” Å F }Ann }(:45) “Of Human Bondage” }(:15) ›››› “The Prisoner of Zenda” }›› “Algiers” (1938) }(:45) ››› “Abe Lincoln in Illinois” }(:45) ›››› “The Enchanted Cottage” }Racket TNT 34 31 23 45 SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalSupernaturalBonesBonesBonesCastleCastleCastle TRUTV 32 63 Varied ProgramsDumbestVariedDumbestVaried Programs TVL 57 41 62 GriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffithBonanzaGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeGunsmokeGriffithGriffithGriffithGriffith USA 55 42 35 38 Varied ProgramsLaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVULaw & Order: SVU Varied Programs
M }“Princess Drs” }(:05) ›› “National Treasure” (2004) Nicolas Cage. The Latin Explosion }(:25) ››› “Ghost” (1990) Å}(:35) ›› “The 33” (2015) Å Last }“Fantastic Four” T Three }(:40) “The Peanuts Movie” }(:10) “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” }› “Swimfan” (2002) }(1:55) ›› “The Intern” (2015) Real Time, Bill }“Brooklyn” (2015) W }“Definitely, Maybe” }(:10) “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) Deepwa }›› “Pan” (2015) Hugh Jackman. }›› “Point Break” (2015) Édgar Ramírez. }››› “Definitely, Maybe” (2008) }“In Heart of Sea” Th Sports }(:35) ›› “The Conspirator” (2010) }(:40) ›› “The Forest” (2016) Any Steve }›› “Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials”Last Nation }››› “The Aviator” (2004) Å F }(:05) ›› “Pan” (2015) Hugh Jackman. Any }› “Ouija” (2014) Å Three Days }(:15) ›› “Freeheld” (2015) Å}›› “Pitch Perfect 2” (2015) Å}(4:55) “The Intern” MAX 857 450 530 M }(7:20) “Exodus: Gods and Kings” (2014) }(9:50) ›› “Batman Forever” (1995) }(11:55) ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) }(:05) ››› “Win Win” (2011) Å}(3:55) ››› “Wild” (2014) Å T }“Renaissance Man” }“The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” }›› “Proof of Life” (2000) Meg Ryan. }(:15) › “Fool’s Gold” (2008, Action) }(:10) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) }“Unbreakable” W }“The Divergent Series: Insurgent” (2015) }››› “Miller’s Crossing” (1990) }››› “Legend” (2015) Tom Hardy. }(:15) ››› “Mad Max: Fury Road” (2015) }“Jesse James” Th }Annie }(:25) ›› “5 Flights Up” }›› “Feast of Love” (2007) }(:45) ››› “Kingsman: The Secret Service” (2014) }(1:55) ››› “Frequency” (2000) Å}(3:55) ›› “True Story”Quarry F }Hitcher }“Hitchhiker’s Guide-Galaxy” }(:15) ›› “Unfriended” }(:40) ››› “Crimson Peak” (2015) }(:40) ›› “Hostage” (2005) Bruce Willis. }“Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny” }(:10) “Marley & Me”
SHOW 865 5 600 M }(7:00) “Rat Race” }›› “Chappie” (2015) Dev Patel Å}››› “The Stanford Prison Experiment” }(:15) ››› “The Gift” (2015) Å}(:15) “Springsteen & I” (2013) }“Gringo: Life of John McAfee” T }(7:30) “Forsaken” }›› “Why Did Get Married?” (2007) }›› “The Hundred-Foot Journey” }(:15) “The Architect” (2016) Parker Posey. }(2:55) ››› “Paddington” }›› “Forsaken” (2015) W }“Accidental Spy” }(:15) ››› “Listen to Me Marlon” }“Prophet’s Prey” (2015) }(:45) ››› “Rocky Balboa” (2006) }› “The Condemned” (2007) Å}“Black Hawk Down” (2001) Th }›› “Passion of Mind” (2000) }›› “The Duff” (2015) Public Enemy: Live }(:45) “Refuge” (2013) Å}››› “Revolutionary Road” (2008) }“Girl on the Edge” (2015) }The Duff F }›› “Along Came a Spider” }(:45) ››› “The Seven Five” (2014) }›› “Stolen” (2012) Å}(:15) “The Architect” (2016) Parker Posey. }››› “Sling Blade” (1996) Å}“Along Came”
M }After }(:40) “Greetings From Tim Buckley” }›› “All Over the Guy” }(:05) ››› “Sicko” (2007) Å}(:10) ››› “Snowpiercer” (2013) Chris Evans. }(:20) “The Virgin Suicides” T }Com }› “Nightlight” (2015) }››› “Permanent Midnight” }“The Dramatics: A Comedy” }“Jamie Marks Is Dead” (2014) }(:45) ›› “The Giver” (2014) Jeff Bridges. }“1492: Conquest of Paradise” W }(:05) ››› “Wonder Boys” (2000) }››› “Begin Again” (2013) }(:45) ››› “Ironclad” (2011) James Purefoy. }(1:50) ››› “Tiny Furniture” }›› “Shopgirl” (2005) Steve Martin. }Lv World Th }(7:30) “After Words” }›› “The Thaw” (2009) }(:35) ›› “Hidalgo” (2004) Viggo Mortensen. }››› “Snowpiercer” (2013) Å}(:10) ››› “The Manchurian Candidate” (2004) }Shaft F }“Things You Can Tell Just by Looking” }(:05) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. Å}(:40) “The Forger” (2014) John Travolta. }››› “The Usual Suspects” (1995) }“Lara Croft: Tomb Raider”
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You Hear About the Morgans?” (2009) Hugh Grant. Å}(:02) ›› “The Switch” (2010) SPIKE 50 26 30 108 252 Cops Car chase. Cops Å Cops “Arizona” Cops Å Cops “Texas” Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Jail: Las VegasJail Å Jail Å SYFY 82 54 61 122 244 }(5:00) ›› “Maleficent” }››› “Salt” (2010, Action) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. Å (DVS) }› “Sorority Row” (2009, Horror) Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes. Å}›› “Maleficent” (2014)
TBS 33 46 19 34 139 247 Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy American DadAmerican DadFamily Guy Family Guy Full FrontalConan (N) Å 2 Broke Girls Conan Å
TCM 275 37 66 132 256 }(5:30) ›› “Sporting Blood” }›› “Torch Song” (1953) Joan Crawford. Å}(:45) ››› “Torch Song Trilogy” (1988) Harvey Fierstein, Anne Bancroft. Premiere. }››› “Tonight and Every Night” TNT 34 31 23 45 138 245 }(4:00) “The Da Vinci Code” (2006) }›› “Limitless” (2011, Suspense) Bradley Cooper. Å (DVS) }(:15) ››› “The Town” (2010) Ben Affleck. A woman doesn’t realize that her new beau is a bank robber.
TVL 57 41 62 106 304 Andy GriffithAndy Griffith(:12) The Andy Griffith ShowLove-RaymondLove-RaymondLove-RaymondLove-RaymondKing of QueensKing of QueensKing of QueensKing of Queens
USA 55 42 35 38 105 242 NCIS “Alleged” Å (DVS) WWE Monday Night RAW (N) Å (Live) }(:05) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014, Action) Aaron Paul. Å (DVS) WGN-A 85 17 7 239 307 Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å Cops Å}››› “Die Hard 2” (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. Å
HBO 850 401 4 500 300 501 }(5:15) › “Fantastic Four” Ballers Å}(:35) › “Vice” (2015) Bruce Willis. Å Birth, NationHigh Main. }››› “Michael Clayton” (2007, Drama) George Clooney. Å
MAX 857 450 530 310 515 }(5:55) ›› “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) Clint Eastwood. }(7:50) ›››› “Milk” (2008) Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch. Å Quarry “A Mouthful of Splinters” }›› “True Story” (2015) SHOW 865 5 600 318 545 }Gringo: LifeThe Circus InsMasters of Sex Å}››› “The Gift” (2015) Jason Bateman, Rebecca Hall. Å Masters of Sex Å The Circus InsMasters of Sex
STARZ 876 501 700 350 527 }(5:30) ›› “Prom Night” (2008) Power “In My Best Interest” Survivor’s }›› “The Equalizer” (2014, Action) Denzel Washington. Å (:45) Power “In My Best Interest” Survivor’s
STZEN 750 507 730 340 535 }›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. Å Ash vs EvilBlunt Talk Å}›› “Behind Enemy Lines” (2001, Action) Owen Wilson. Å Ash vs Evil(:20) Blunt Talk
TMC 873 7 630 327 554 }››› “The Usual Suspects” (1995) Stephen Baldwin. Å}››› “The Manchurian Candidate” (2004) Denzel Washington. }(:10) ››› “Snowpiercer” (2013) Chris Evans. Å
4 9 13 12 19 19 The Big Bang Theory Å The Big Bang Theory Å The Flash “Invincible” An army of Earth-2 meta-humans attacks. MADtv “Episode Eight” Guest comics Will Sasso and Bobby Lee. News on 6 at 9p (N) 2 Broke
KGEB 20 20 19 53 James RobisonJewish VoiceA. WommackRod ParsleyThe BlessedGary KeeseeIt’s SuperJoyce MeyerJames RobisonSteven FurtickThe Jim Bakker Show Å KRSU 23 5 3 35 35 Autoline ThisDW NewsSecrets of Great British CastlesKeys to the Sky Å Telos: The Fantastic World of Eugene TssuiWealthTrackClassic
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Night. SYFY 82 54 61 122 244 }(4:00) Orphan }›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. Å Aftermath “RVL 6768” Å}›› “Lake Placid” (1999, Horror) Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda. Å
TBS 33 46 19 34 139 247 Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å Big Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryConan (N) Å 2 Broke Girls Conan Å
TNT 34 31 23 45 138 245 Castle “The Greater Good” Castle “XY” Å (DVS) Castle “XX” Å (DVS) Castle “PhDead” Å (DVS) Castle “That ’70s Show” Castle “Law & Boarder” TRUTV 32 63 204 246 Imp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. JokersAdam RuinsYou Can DoYou Can DoImp. JokersImp. JokersImp. Jokers
TVL 57 41 62 106 304 Andy GriffithAndy Griffith(:12) The Andy Griffith ShowLove-RaymondLove-RaymondLove-RaymondLove-RaymondKing of QueensKing of QueensKing of QueensKing of Queens
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FREE 63 53 16 46 180 311 }› “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999) Heath Ledger. }››› “Freaky
140 161 333 Wayans Bros.(:45) The Wayans Bros. Å Wayans Bros.Wayans Bros.Wayans Bros.My Wife & KidsMy Wife & KidsMy Wife & KidsMy Wife & KidsMartin Å Martin Å
52 37 162 335 }›› “The Fast and the Furious” (2001, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. }›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003, Action) Paul Walker, Tyrese, Eva Mendes. }“Fast and Furious-Drift” FOOD 70 63 15 58 110 231 Halloween Wars “Nightmares” Worst Cooks in AmericaWorst Cooks in America (N) Cutthroat KitchenCooks vs. ConsWorst Cooks in America HGTV 69 48 41 112 229 Property Brothers: BuyingProperty Brothers Å Property Brothers: BuyingHouse HuntersHunters Int’lProperty Brothers Å Property Brothers: Buying
TRAV 81 49 47 196 277 Expedition Unknown Å Expedition Unknown Å Expedition Unknown Å Expedition Unknown Å Expedition Unknown Å Expedition Unknown Å AMC 74 28 25 35 254 }(4:30) ››› “True Grit” Å}››› “Mad Max” (1979) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel. Å}›››› “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” (1981) Mel Gibson. Å}››› “True Grit” (2010) Å
BET 70 34 124 329 House of PayneHouse of Payne }“Carter High” (2015) Vivica A. Fox. The Carter High football team has to overcome tremendous difficulties. }›› “Lean on Me” (1989, Docudrama) Morgan Freeman. Å
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FX 56 76 95 49 136 248 }Iron Man 3 }›› “Thor: The Dark World” (2013) Chris Hemsworth,
50 26 30 108 252 }(5:00) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) }››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken. }›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler.
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TCM 275 37 66 132 256 }(5:30) ›› “Slander” (1957) }“The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” }(:45) ›› “Top Secret!” (1984) Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge. Å}››› “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” TNT 34 31 23 45 138 245 Castle “Montreal” Å (DVS) Castle “What Lies Beneath” Castle “The Nose” Å (DVS) Castle “The Last Seduction” Castle The death of a pool shark. Castle “Child’s Play” Å TRUTV 32 63 204 246 Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff.Late SnackLate SnackCarbonaro Eff.Carbonaro Eff. TVL 57 41 62 106 304 Andy GriffithAndy GriffithAndy GriffithLove-RaymondLove-RaymondLove-RaymondYoungerImpastorYounger Å Impastor Å King of QueensKing of Queens USA 55 42 35 38 105 242 NCIS “The Artful Dodger” NCIS A dead thief turns up. NCIS “Patience” Å (DVS) NCIS “No Good Deed” NCIS: Los Angeles “Missing” NCIS: Los Angeles “LD50” WGN-A 85 17 7 239 307 Person of Interest “Blue Code” Person of Interest “Risk” Å Person of Interest “Baby Blue” }››› “Catch Me if You Can” (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. Å
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SHOW 865 5 600 318 545 }(4:30) “Black Hawk Down” (2001) }›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. Å}(:05) ››› “Rocky Balboa” (2006, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Å e Inside the NFL Å STARZ 876 501 700 350 527 }(4:40) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”Survivor’sPower “In My Best Interest” Survivor’s }››› “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” (2015) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Å
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BET 70 34 124 329 House of PayneHouse of Payne }“Pastor Brown” (2009, Drama) Salli Richardson-Whitfield. Jesse returns home to see her dying father. }›› “Betty & Coretta” (2013) Angela Bassett, Mary J. Blige.
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Forbidden Kingdom” (2008) Jackie Chan. Å}› “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009, Action) Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid. Å}›› “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. Å
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}(5:30) ››› “8 Mile” (2002, Drama) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Å}›› “Notorious” (2009) Angela Bassett. Based on the life of slain rapper Christopher Wallace. }››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem.
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BET 70 34 124 329 House of PayneHouse of Payne }›› “Madea’s Witness Protection” (2012, Comedy) Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, Doris Roberts. }››› “Bad Boys” (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith.
BRAVO 76 34 53 129 237 Housewives/OCHousewives/OCReal Housewives ofTo Be Announced }›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law.
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E! 77 42 50 114 236 E! News (N) Å}›› “Monster-in-Law” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. Å Catching KelceE! News (N) Å
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FX 56 76 95 49 136 248 }(5:00) “How to Train Your Dragon” }››› “How to Train Your Dragon 2” (2014) Voices of Jay Baruchel. Premiere. Å}››› “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010) Voices of Jay Baruchel. }My Boss’s GSN 86 128 116 233 Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud Family Feud
Joe: The Rise of Cobra” (2009) Channing Tatum. Z Nation “Murphy’s Miracle” (N) Van Helsing “Stay Inside” (N) Z Nation “Murphy’s Miracle” Van Helsing “Stay Inside” Å
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TVL 57 41 62 106 304 Andy GriffithAndy Griffith }››› “My Best Friend’s Wedding” (1997) Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. Premiere. Younger Å Impastor Å King of QueensKing of QueensKing of Queens USA 55 42 35 38 105 242 Modern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyModern FamilyChrisley KnowsChrisley Knows WGN-A 85 17 7 239 307 }›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn. Å}›› “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn. Å How I MetHow Met
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MAX 857 450 530 310 515 }(5:10) ››› “Marley & Me” }(:10) ››› “Tropic Thunder” (2008) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. Å Quarry “Seldom Realized” (N) Quarry “Seldom Realized” Å Quarry “Seldom Realized” Å
SHOW 865 5 600 318 545 }(5:15) “Along Came a Spider” }›› “No Escape” (2015) Owen Wilson. Å}(:45) ››› “Cape Fear” (1991, Suspense) Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte. Å Masters of Sex Å STARZ 876 501 700 350 527 }(5:00) › “Me, Myself & Irene” }››› “Ant-Man” (2015, Action) Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas. Å Power “In My Best Interest” Survivor’s }›› “Blade II” (2002) Wesley Snipes. Å STZEN 750 507 730 340 535 }(:10) ››› “High Plains Drifter” (1973) Clint Eastwood. Å Ash vs Evil(:35) Blunt Talk }(:05) ››› “From Russia With Love” (1963) Sean Connery. Ash vs Evil(:45) Blunt Talk TMC 873 7 630 327 554 }››› “Ray” (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx, Kerry Washington. Å}(:35) ›› “Black Snake Moan” (2007) Samuel L. Jackson. Å}› “Killing Season” (2013) Robert De Niro. Muskogee Phoenix Page 21 September 25 - October 1, 2016
Love Got to Do With It” (1993) }Dirty Dan. FOOD 70 63 15 58 FarmPioneerPioneerTrisha’sThe Kitchen (N) Valerie’sTiffani’sFood Star KidsCake WarsCake WarsChopped JuniorWorst CooksDinersDiners
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GSN 86 128 Deal or No Deal Deal or No Deal NewlyNewlyNewlyNewlyFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeudFamFeud HALL 71 61 56 Gold GirlsGold GirlsGold GirlsGold Girls }“Surprised by Love” (2015) Hilarie Burton. }“Summer of Dreams” (2016) Å}“Dater’s Handbook” (2016, Romance) Å}›› “The Good Witch” (2008) Å
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››› “Spider-Man 2” MAX 857 450 530 }“Be Kind Rewind” }(:15) ››› “Parenthood” (1989) Steve Martin. }“The Man With Two Brains” }(12:50) ›› “Focus” (2015) }(:35) ›› “Eagle Eye” (2008) Å}(:35) ›› “The Clearing” SHOW 865 5 600 FSU }(:35)
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127 140 161 333 Hates Chris(:45) Everybody Hates Chris Å Hates ChrisHates ChrisHates ChrisMTV Special
VH1 52 37 162 335 }(5:30) ››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987, Romance) Jennifer Grey. Å}››› “My Best Friend’s Wedding” (1997) Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz. Premiere. }››› “Dirty Dancing” (1987) Jennifer Grey. FOOD 70 63 15 58 110 231 Diners, DriveDiners, DriveHalloween Wars “Infestation” Halloween Wars “Hybrid Horror” Halloween Wars “Grave Robber” Halloween WarsHalloween Wars “Hybrid Horror” HGTV 69 48 41 112 229 Love It or List It A house’s flaws. Property Brothers Å Property Brothers Å House Hunters Renovation Å House HuntersHunters Int’lProperty Brothers Å TRAV 81 49 47 196 277 Ghost Adventures “Alcatraz” Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures (N) Å The Dead Files Å The Dead Files Å Ghost Adventures Å
AMC 74 28 25 35 254 Fear Walking(:29) Fear the Walking Dead(:29) Fear the Walking Dead(:34) Fear the Walking Dead(:37) Fear the Walking Dead(:39) Fear the Walking Dead Protecting their families.
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BRAVO 76 34 53 129 237 Below Deck “That Tuna Is F...ed” Don’t--TardyDon’t--TardyDon’t--Tardy }›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. }›› “50 First Dates” (2004) Adam Sandler.
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ION 18 20 5 216 Law & Order: Special Victims UnitLaw & Order: Special Victims UnitLaw & Order: Special Victims UnitLaw & Order: Special Victims UnitLaw & Order: Special Victims UnitLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit
LIFE 30 65 29 28 108 252 }(5:00) “Kept Woman” (2015) Movie “My Husband Is Missing” (Premiere) (N) }(:02) “Killer Assistant” (2016) Arianne Zucker, Brando Eaton. (:02) Movie
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TBS 33 46 19 34 139 247 2 Broke Girls Big Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryBig Bang TheoryFull Frontal }“Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby”
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