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TUE 13 –SAT 17 JAN
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Fiery Angel Presents Agatha Christie’s


TUE 13 –SAT 17 JAN
Bitter rivals. Buried secrets. A love to die for.
On board a luxurious cruise under the heat of the Egyptian sun, a couple’s idyllic honeymoon is cut short by a brutal murder. As secrets that have been buried in the sands of time finally resurface, can the world-famous detective, Hercule Poirot, untangle the web of lies and solve another crime?
Following the sell-out tours of And Then There Were None and Murder on the Orient Express, Death on the Nile reunites celebrated director Lucy Bailey (Witness for the Prosecution), writer Ken Ludwig and Fiery Angel for the European premiere of a brand-new adaptation of the globally celebrated Agatha Christie story.
Starring as Poirot is Mark Hadfield (Belfast; Outlander; Wallander), with Glynis Barber (Dempsey and Makepeace; EastEnders) and Bob Barrett (Murder on the Orient Express; Holby City). This brand-new adaptation of the Agatha Christie classic is not to be missed.
‘Gorgeously staged’ HHHH Daily Mail

Tickets from £39 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Captioned Performance Thu 15 Jan 2.30pm


A theatrical world premiere starring DANIEL CASEY and JAMES BRADWELL.
Murder comes to the countryside in the theatrical world premiere of the critically acclaimed television favourite Midsomer Murders
When the well-loved Emily Simpson is found dead in the picturesque village of Badger’s Drift, her friend Lucy Bellringer refuses to accept it was an accident. DCI Tom Barnaby and Sergeant Gavin Troy are called in to investigate, uncovering a world of hidden passions, long-buried secrets and deadly rivalries.
With eccentric villagers, shocking twists and an unforgettable reveal, The Killings at Badger’s Drift is a classic whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Bringing to life the wit, charm and chilling suspense of the beloved TV series and original series of books, this gripping and thrilling new show is set to delight audiences.
Daniel Casey, who originated the role of Sergeant Troy, returns to play Inspector Tom Barnaby. Daniel’s recent TV credits include Emmerdale, EastEnders and Coronation Street. His theatre credits include Yes, Prime Minister (Theatre Clywd), Abigail’s Party (UK Tour), and The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (National Theatre). James Bradwell (Bridgerton, Victoria) stars as Sergeant Troy.


Tickets from £36
Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Captioned Performance Wed 28 Jan 7.30pm




Bill Kenwright Ltd presents


Willy
Russell's
Written
by Willy Russell, Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with fateful consequences.
Few musicals have received quite such acclaim as this multi award-winning spectacle. Bill Kenwright’s production surpassed 10,000 performances in London’s West End, one of only three musicals ever to achieve that milestone. It has been affectionately christened the ‘Standing Ovation Musical’, as inevitably it ‘brings the audience cheering to its feet and roaring its approval’ The Daily Mail.
The superb score includes Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It’s Not True.
‘One of the best musicals ever’
HHHHH
The Sunday Times
‘Absolutely sensational. Sends shivers racing down your spine’
HHHHH Daily Telegraph
Written by Willy Russell
Tickets from £29 Concessions











Prior to the West End
By PATRICIA HIGHSMITH. Starring ED McVEY and MAISIE SMITH.
How far would you go to become someone else?
Tom Ripley is a nobody – scraping by in New York, forging signatures, telling little white lies – until a chance encounter changes everything. When a wealthy stranger offers him an allexpenses-paid trip to Italy to bring home his wayward son, Tom leaps at the chance.
What starts as an innocent opportunity, spirals into a chilling game of lies, identity theft, and murder.
The ten-strong ensemble is led by Ed McVey (The Crown) as Tom Ripley with EastEnders regular and Strictly Come Dancing finalist Maisie Smith as Marge.
This electrifying new adaptation brings Patricia Highsmith’s iconic psychological thriller, which inspired the acclaimed movie and Netflix series, to life like never before, pulling you into Ripley’s intoxicating world – where nothing is quite as it seems.
‘McVey is the perfect fit as the ruthless Ripley’
Smith gives a towering performance’



Starring CHRIS WALKER and JOHN BURTON, with James Morley, Bruce Chattan and Adam Mort.
Set in 1880, this is the exquisitely unnerving tale of a tormented signalman who is haunted by visions of impending disaster on his isolated stretch of line.
Can a well-meaning traveller, who chances upon the lonely signal box while out walking, calm the man’s fears before he spirals into self-destruction?
Featuring a stunning set and video projections, this is the perfect way to spend a dark winter's evening...
Chris Walker is well-known for playing Rob Hollins in Doctors, as well as regular roles in Merseybeat, Playing the Field, The Bill and Coronation Street.
John Burton is best known for his ongoing portrayal of Sergeant Goodfellow in Father Brown.
‘A magnificent creation… a triumph’ HHHHH Showtime ‘First class theatre that’s wonderfully atmospheric’ Weekend Notes

By
Tickets from £15.50 Concessions apply


Starring TOM CHAMBERS.
A chilling mystery unfolds when a young actress suddenly dies on stage during a performance, and Detective Chief Inspector Morse embarks on a gripping investigation. What begins as a suspicious death inquiry takes a darker turn when the legendary inspector, together with DS Lewis, uncovers a connection to sinister events in his own past, twenty-five years earlier.
Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts marks the first-ever stage adaptation of the iconic detective and spawned the equally beloved spin-offs, Lewis and Endeavour.
Starring Tom Chambers (Father Brown, Strictly Come Dancing) as Inspector Morse, this original story written for the stage is a must-see for fans of compelling detective stories and thrilling mysteries.
‘The greatest British crime series of all time’ Radio Times
Tickets from £42 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 12+



UK Productions present the Nottingham Playhouse production of
Based on the best-selling novel, The Beekeeper of Aleppo tells the story of Nuri, a beekeeper; and his wife, Afra, an artist. They live a simple life, rich in family and friends, in the beautiful Syrian city of Aleppo – until the unthinkable happens. When all they care for is destroyed by war, they are forced to escape. On their terrifying journey, they must face the pain of their own unbearable loss alongside incredible danger. Above all, they must journey to find each other again.
This compassionate and beautiful play is a story of connection –between friends, families and strangers.
‘Sparklingly assured… impressive show… anchored in strong performances from a uniformly excellent ensemble cast’
The Telegraph
‘Fast moving inventive production is epic in ambition and human in scale’
The Scotsman
Written by Christy Lefteri
for the
Tickets from £33 Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 13+



Tilted Wig and Mayflower Southampton in association with Theatre Royal Winchester: Part of Play to the Crowd present
‘It’s built for us, isn’t it? The Spitfire. Built for women.’ New Year’s Eve, 1959.
Decades after answering the call, two women separated by the war meet again as the rain hammers down on the windows of The Spitfire pub. As we hear their story, we’re transported back to a time when female pioneers defied expectations and soared through the skies.
Spitfire Girls is inspired by the extraordinary true stories of the women who dared to fly during WWII and the incredible bond that tied them together. Funny and heart-warming, this is an untold story of strength, courage and loss. But above all else, hope.
Written by Katherine Senior
Stagetalk Magazine




The Theatre Chipping Norton and Selladoor Worldwide present Reduced Shakespeare Company in
The worldwide comic phenomenon returns with this updated and reinvented rollercoaster ride through all 37 of the Bard’s plays. Grab your tickets now for a wild and irreverent show that leaves its audiences breathless with laughter.
After nine years in London’s West End, two TV specials, and performances in over 20 countries, the Reduced Shakespeare Company are reinventing this classic comic masterpiece for a new generation of audiences.
‘A madcap condensation that features non-stop laughs’ Variety
‘Wildly funny. Masterful.’ Los Angeles Times

PW Productions presents Susan Hill's
Obsessed with a curse that he believes has been cast over him and his family by the spectre of a woman in black, Arthur Kipps engages a sceptical young actor to help him tell his terrifying story and exorcise the fear that grips his soul.
The legendary production of Susan Hill’s chilling ghost story The Woman in Black returns to the Yvonne Arnaud.
One of the most successful and longest running theatre shows in the history of London’s West End, this gripping production is a brilliant study in atmosphere, illusion and controlled horror.
Now seen by over 8 million people worldwide, The Woman in Black continues to delight and terrify audiences of all generations.
‘The most brilliantly effective spine-chiller you will ever encounter’
Daily Telegraph
‘Guaranteed to chill the blood’
Photos: MarK Douet





Michael Rose for Lenya Theatricals Ltd. & Mayflower Southampton co-production
Weill Woman
Starring ROSALIND PLOWRIGHT, STEFAN BEDNARCZYK and live musicians. New York, 1979.
Academy Award-nominated singer and film star Lotte Lenya (The Threepenny Opera, From Russia with Love) conjures the ghost of her husband, composer Kurt Weill, as she reflects on their life, their art, and the impossible contradictions of love.
Confession, cabaret and commemoration combine in the world premiere tour of this new musical drama starring Olivier and Grammy Award-winning international opera star Rosalind Plowright (Mary Stuart, Monty Python's Not the Messiah) as Lenya, and Stefan Bednarczyk (Topsy-Turvy, Florence Foster Jenkins) as Kurt Weill.
With Weill at the piano and Lenya centre stage, they sing, argue, dance, remember – and try, one last time, to understand each other.
Raw, witty and defiantly alive, Lenya is an intimate portrait of love in a time of chaos, with music as the one thing that endures.
Performance Times Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm Thu & Sat Mats, 2.30pm Suitable for ages 10+
Tickets from £15.50 Concessions apply




Pilot Theatre in association with Northern Stage present
Why love, if losing hurts so much?
Sephy and Callum sit together on a beach. They are in love. It is forbidden.
Sephy is a Cross and Callum is a Nought. Between Noughts and Crosses there are racial and social divides.
A segregated society teeters on a volatile knife edge. As violence breaks out, Sephy and Callum draw closer, but this is a romance that will lead them into terrible danger.
This gripping Romeo and Juliet story by acclaimed writer Malorie Blackman is a captivating drama of love, revolution and what it means to grow up in a divided world.
Finalist for Best Show for Children and Young People, UK Theatre Awards.
Schools’ workshops and online learning resources are available alongside this production. Please visit pilot-theatre.com for more information.
Written



Mergaliyev Classical Ballet present
Lose yourself in the magic of classical ballet this new year.
When Clara is gifted a Nutcracker doll who magically comes to life, an enchanting adventure unfolds; a dramatic battle with the Mouse King ensues and dancing snowflakes fill the stage.
A live orchestra performing Tchaikovsky’s splendid score adds the finishing touch to this spectacular performance, a treat for ballet lovers and newcomers alike.
TUE 20 & WED 21 JAN

Ukrainian National Opera® presents

TUE 10 & WED 11 FEB
Tickets from £40
Concessions apply
Performance Times Tue & Wed Eves 7.30pm
Accompanied by a live Orchestra with over 30 musicians. Two of the most popular, impactful and memorable operas.
Madama Butterfly brings the incredible tragedy and sorrow of Puccini’s unforgettable work, and Carmen the thrilling fiery passion, jealousy and violence of Bizet’s tempestuous creation.
Featuring timeless, unforgettable melodies such as One Fine Day, Love Duet, and The Toreador Song among many others.
‘Always top-quality productions from this producer’ Stage Talk Magazine
Madama Butterfly Tue 10 Feb
Carmen
Wed 11 Feb
Tickets from £39
Concessions apply
Performance Times 7.30pm
Suitable for all ages

James Wilton Dance presents
A collaboration between James Wilton Dance and Canadian Cellist Raphael Weinroth Browne, exploring everything from Bach’s means of composition as a form of divine worship, to the scientific advancements of his contemporary Sir Isaac Newton.
James Wilton Dance’s super athletic, flowing physicality accompanied by Browne’s driving heavy metal cello, will create a visual and sonic spectacle, leaving audiences in awe of the epic combination of beauty and ferocity.
MON 23 MAR

RARE Productions presents
Tickets £25
Concessions apply
Performance Times
7.30pm
Running Time
Approx 1 hr 10 mins, with no interval
Suitable for ages 11+
Little orphan Annie charms everyone’s hearts despite a nextto-nothing start in 1930s New York City. She is determined to find the parents who abandoned her years ago on the doorstep of a New York City Orphanage run by the cruel, embittered Miss Hannigan.
This all-time classic musical is a must for all the family, with a great soundtrack and beloved characters.
Please note, this is a youth theatre performance.
Tickets from £24
Concessions apply
Performance Times
2pm & 6.30pm
Suitable for ages 4+
LAStheatre presents

Gertie is great at being The Littlest Yak, with the CURLIEST, WHIRLIEST wool and the GRIPPIEST of hooves for clipclopping up cliffs. Only, Gertie doesn’t want to be the littlest. She’s in a rush to grow up and be just like THE BIG YAKS. But what if there are some things that only a GERTIE can do?
This musical adaptation of the award-winning children’s book by Lu Fraser and Kate Hindley will delight audiences young and old with beautiful puppets, catchy tunes and an uplifting tale of self-acceptance for all the family.
Nominated for a whopping 4 OffWestEnd Awards, LAStheatre brings The Littlest Yak to the stage in spectacular fashion

FRI 10 –SUN 12 APR
Tickets from £18 (Adults), £14 Children
Concessions apply
Performance Times Fri 12pm & 3pm Sat & Sun 11am & 2pm
Suitable for ages 3+
Thomas Hopkins, Craig Haffner & Sherry Wright present the Hope Mill Theatre production
Starring WENDI PETERS & MATTHEW JAMES MORRISON.
Glorious! follows Florence’s journey as she prepares for her concerts, builds an unlikely friendship with her accompanist, Cosme, and defies her critics to follow her dreams.
Glorious! is the true story of American socialite Florence Foster Jenkins, who was known for her flamboyant costumes, enigmatic performances, and decidedly off-key voice. Starring Wendi Peters (Coronation Street) and Matthew James Morrison (EastEnders), as Cosme McMoon, this hilarious production is the feel-good spring comedy we’ve been waiting for.
Florence Foster Jenkins is about to blow your mind… and possibly your eardrums. Performance Times

Suitable for ages 12+

Original Theatre and Reading Rep presents
15 –SAT 16 MAY
‘Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.’
Step beyond the footlights into the private world of Oscar Wilde. Told in the shadows of Reading Gaol, where Wilde was imprisoned, The Importance of Being Oscar will immerse audiences in a compelling journey through the loves and losses, successes and struggles of the iconic man - from the eccentric socialite to the imprisoned outcast.
Micheál Mac Liammóir’s renowned play returns to the stage following huge critical acclaim and a hit London run.
‘Captivating… A mesmerising one-man journey through Oscar Wilde’s brilliant life and works’ HHHHH Broadway World
‘An evening of unmissable magic’
HHHHH Plays to See



Hambletts Productions presents
Written by Micheál Mac Liammóir
Directed by Michael Fentiman
Tickets from £29
Concessions apply Performance Times Fri &Sat Eves 7.30pm Sat Mat 2.30pm
Starring Anton Lesser (Wolf Hall, Endeavour), A Beautiful Thread weaves Thomas Hardy’s life (as dramatic as any of his books) with his beautiful poetry and great novels, including Far from the Madding Crowd and Tess of the d’Urbervilles. Hardy put more music into his work than any other writer, and Orchestra of the Swan perform with shimmering beauty.
Anton Lesser and Lucia Bonbright bring a hugely varied cast to dazzling life: Hardy, his mother, his wives, along with the immortal characters from his novels. The show also highlights Hardy’s humour (often overlooked!), his modernity, and the astonishing times he lived through.
Adapted by Deirdre Shields, Hardy’s extraordinary writing shines as bright as ever.
‘Truly magical…a show that will inform and enchant in equal measure’ Southern Arts Review
Tickets £32
Concessions apply
Performance Times Fri & Sat Eves 7.30pm Sat Mat 2.30pm





Guildford School of Acting presents It’s alive… and it’s outrageous!
MON 1 –SAT 6 JUN
When the young Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (that’s Fronkensteen, thank you very much!) inherits his infamous grandfather’s Transylvanian castle, he has no intention of following in the family footsteps. But with the help of his sidekick Igor, a leggy lab assistant, and a mysterious housekeeper with a fondness for dramatic entrances, he soon finds himself knee-deep in mad science, toe-tapping numbers, and riotous chaos.
Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein is a laugh-out-loud love letter to classic horror films, packed with cheeky humour, show-stopping songs, wild tap-dancing, and the kind of gleeful innuendo that would make even Frankenstein’s monster blush.
A monstrously good time for anyone who loves comedy, musicals, and a little bit of mayhem.
Written by Mel Brooks
Tickets from £23
Concessions apply
Performance Times
Mon – Sat Eves 7.30pm Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 14+
Mischief’s 1st Musical Comedy
TUE 9 –SAT 13 JUN
MISCHIEF, the team behind the multi award-winning The Play That Goes Wrong, rewrite history with a brand-new musical comedy, THESPIANS, the first musical created by ‘the funniest theatre troupe in Britain’ The Telegraph.
534 BC. Greece’s smallest island is battling to avoid defeat in a nationwide prayer competition set up by a thin-skinned tyrantwhere the loser is put to death. All is going dreadfully until Thespis accidentally invents acting, leading to the world’s first play and the origins of theatre as we know it!
Written by Jonathan Sayer and Ed Zanders, don’t miss this ancient prescription for modern day laughter packed with comedy, chaos and choreography that will have every mortal in your household aching with laughter.
Written by
Tickets from £36
Concessions apply
Performance Times
Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm
Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 8+

Theatre Royal Windsor presents
Noël Coward’s witty romantic comedy gets a vibrant 1930s twist!
When a widowed Count tries to marry off his daughter to the son of his best friend, it seems like a perfectly sensible plan. But with both young lovers secretly pining for others, their entangled affections cause chaos.
Just as their scheme to break free begins, the Countess Raoul’s former lover, the spirited Marquise Eloise de Kestournel, bursts back into their lives. Wielding her wit and charm, she turns their carefully laid plans upside down, reminding everyone that love truly can conquer all.
This is a sparkling and sophisticated tale of old secrets, impulsive passion, and eternal youth.
Star casting to be announced.
Written by Noël Coward


Landmark Theatres presents

Get ready to clock in for a night of laughter and iconic songs!
Join us for the ultimate feel-good musical comedy as 9 to 5 The Musical bursts onto the stage with sass, style, and a whole lot of Dolly sparkle!
Featuring an irresistible score by country music legend Dolly Parton, this hit show follows three office workers who’ve had enough of their overbearing, chauvinistic boss. When a wild idea turns into a daring plan for revenge, chaos, comedy, and sisterhood take centre stage.
Inspired by the much-loved 1980s film, 9 to 5 The Musical is a joyful story about friendship, courage, and standing up for what’s right, all set to toe-tapping tunes you’ll be humming long after the curtain falls.
Lively, empowering, and outrageously funny, this is one night at the theatre you won’t want to miss!
Arrangements & additional orchestrations
Stephen Oremus & Alex Lacamoire


Theatre Royal Windsor presents
Grahame Greene’s classic comedy.





MON 19 JAN –MON 9 FEB
Our Man in Havana, adapted by Clive Francis from Graham Greene’s novel, follows James Wormold, a British vacuum cleaner salesman in pre-revolutionary Havana, Cuba.
Struggling financially to support his spoiled daughter, Wormold is recruited by MI6 agent Hawthorne to be a spy. Lacking any actual spy skills or intentions, Wormold fabricates an entire network of fictional agents and reports, using his imagination and local bar conversations. His absurd reports, claiming to depict secret weapons, are taken seriously by MI6, leading to real-world consequences as the Cuban government grows suspicious.
A wonderfully funny and fast-moving romp! Star casting to be announced.
Adapted for the stage by Clive Francis
Directed by Philip Wilson
Performance Times Tue – Sat Eves 7.30pm Wed, Thu & Sat Mats 2.30pm
MON 19 JAN
5.30pm A House of Dynamite (15)
When a single, unattributed missile is launched at the United States, a race begins to determine who is responsible and how to respond. Directed by Kathryn Bigelow, starring Idris Elba and Rebecca Ferguson
8pm After the Hunt (15)
A gripping psychological drama about a college professor (Julia Roberts) who finds herself at a crossroads when a student (Ayo Edebiri) levels an accusation against one of her colleagues (Andrew Garfield), and a dark secret from her own past threatens to come into the light.
A great programme of the best recent big screen hits
MON 9 FEB
5.30pm The Choral (12A)

A choral society's male members enlist in World War I, leaving the demanding Dr. Guthrie to recruit teenagers. Together, they experience the joy of singing while the young boys grapple with their impending conscription into the army. Written by Alan Bennett & starring Ralph Fiennes
8pm Nuremberg (TBC)
A WWII psychiatrist evaluates Nazi leaders before the Nuremberg trials, growing increasingly obsessed with understanding evil as he forms a disturbing bond with Hermann Göring. Starring Russell Crowe & Remi Malek
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A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity.
He explores this - along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more - in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show.
‘Witty, warm, perfectly judged’ The Telegraph Suitable for ages 14+
10th Anniversary Charity Concert
An eclectic set of performances from the very best local singers, songwriters and bands.
As always, the evening will be hosted by local singer-songwriter and promoter Gavin Thomas. The event is sponsored once again by KP Snacks Ltd and all profits from ticket sales, and all money raised on the night, will be donated to this year's charity, The Prostate Project. Please see website for line-up.
Starring Dame Siân Phillips and Alex Jennings
A woman longing for her lover; a wronged wife plotting her revenge; a squaddie traumatized by war. Love, laughter, tears, and treachery. Whatever life brings us, the ancient Greeks have the right words for it. Dame Siân Phillips and Alex Jennings give voice to stories, scenes, and poems from ancient Greece, which – profound or poignant, fast moving, funny, or at times downright preposterous – help make sense of our lives today. There will be a talk with the company after the performance.
The last 10 years of British politics have been one long psychodrama. Brexit. Theresa May. Boris Johnson. Liz Truss. Rishi Sunak. Covid. Partygate. Even with the new Labour government we are still rushing through several news cycles each day. Join John Crace, The Guardian’s political sketch writer, for an evening of high comedy as he tries to make sense of it all. This might just be the best therapy session you’ve ever had. Suitable for ages 14+



SAT 24 JAN
Bitter Sweet is an incredible tribute to pop mega-stars Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo. Carpenters and Livvies alike will rejoice in this spectacular show packed with pop smash-hits, heartbreak anthems, and the undeniable thrill of friendly rivalry. Audiences of all ages will be captivated by this high-energy concert experience, bringing together unforgettable hits like Drivers License and Vampire alongside Carpenter favourites like Espresso and Nonsense, plus surprise songs!
WINNER of Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2024
Mark’s brand-new show is packed with expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions. You can also listen to his excellent podcast Jokes with Mark Simmons, where Mark invites fellow comics to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.
‘Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger’ Evening Standard






After selling out arenas across Europe, The West End Tenors embark on their first UK Tour. The cast of The West End Tenors have starred in musicals such as Les Misérables, The Phantom of the Opera, Mamma Mia and Miss Saigon, as well as performing at Windsor Castle for the Royal Family, the BBC Proms and the Eurovision Song Contest.
Celebrating the greatest triumphs of musical theatre and film, their spinetingling vocals are not to be missed, leaving audiences breathless from start to finish.
WARNING…. WARNING….. EXTREME FUN ALERT!
This brand new, exciting and educational show will amaze and astound all ages from four and above. With fun and fact-filled experiments, watch in amazement as scientists recreate a volcanic eruption, turn a vacuum cleaner into a missile launcher and take aim at you with their smoke blaster! So, stand clear and prepare for action, as this show is full of wiz, bang, pop and… splurt. Suitable for ages 4+


TUE 24 FEB
Some of the best loved songs of our movie-musical lives. The Wizard of Oz to Wicked, West Side Story to La La Land and many, many more. Almost 100 years after The Jazz Singer, audiences still flock see the big screen come alive with singing, dancing, comedy and romance. Liza Pulman and Joe Stilgoe’s combined love and exhaustive movie knowledge is on technicolour display here as they bring some of these great movie-musical songs to life on the stage. No big screen, only big talents, great harmonies and lots of music and laughter. So, bring your popcorn as they bring you the magic of the movie musicals.
After a distinguished career as one of Britain’s greatest actors, Sir Alec Guinness, the double-Oscar-winning star of over 70 films feared he would only be remembered as a Jedi Knight. Two Halves of Guinness reveals a mysterious life story worthy of the darkest Ealing Comedies, revisiting his most memorable characters and encountering a galaxy of stars along the way.
Zeb Soanes (Classic FM, BBC Radio 4) stars as Alec Guinness in a play written by Mark Burgess and directed by Selina Cadell (Eddie Izzard's Great Expectations, Hamlet; Miles Jupp in The Life I Lead).
Edinburgh Fringe favourites, Degrees of Error, are back for your sleuthing pleasure, creating a classic murder mystery on-the-spot in this ingenious improvised comedy. You, the audience, become the author as the cast act out your very own Agatha Christie-inspired masterpiece live on stage.
Ms Gold poisoned at a synchronised swimming gala? Dr Blue exploded by cannon during a hot air balloon race? Professor Violet crushed to death at a Love Island recoupling? You decide!
But will you guess whodunnit before the killer is revealed?
Fusing the thunderous rhythm of Irish dance with mind-blowing magic, Celtic Illusion breaks boundaries like never before. This jaw-dropping spectacle blends the traditional with the contemporary in a show that is truly one of a kind. Created by Anthony Street, acclaimed illusionist and former lead of Lord of the Dance, the show stars world-class dancers from productions like Riverdance and Lord of the Dance. Set to a soaring original score and remastered classics by award-winning composer Angela Little. Celtic Illusion will leave you in awe and wanting more.





A kidney stone. A stray cat. An eye-themed fetish. Bridget Christie hits the road again with a brand-new show. Creator and star of Channel 4’s The Change; Taskmaster S13 legend; Annie in BBC’s Ghosts.
‘One of the brightest and best around’ The Independent Suitable for ages 14+

In his biggest live tour to date leading political comedian Matt Forde (The Royal Variety Performance, Spitting Image, HIGNFY, British Scandal) finds positivity in life despite all the evidence to the contrary in politics and his own health.
‘Flying the flag for satire... a meaty hour of impressions, gags and reflections... so much to admire here’ Mail on Sunday
Suitable for ages 16+

The world’s favourite comedy quartet!
MozART Group are a captivating and unique ensemble, combining the timeless beauty of classical music with fabulous comedy, guaranteed to leave audiences in awe. The musicians infuse each performance with a generous dose of wit and humour, engaging the audience with light-hearted laughs and making their production a delightful and entertaining concert experience.
Perfect for everyone who appreciates the sublime beauty of classical music and enjoys a laugh. MozART Group promises an unforgettable evening that will leave you surprised, amazed, amused and moved.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen was one of the wittiest observers of human relationships, and female friendships. By A Lady tells Jane’s life story from her own writing, woven with favourite moments from the immortal characters she created.
Set against a sparkling musical backdrop, we invite you to enjoy this celebration of Austen’s wit, sharpness, and sheer delight in the foibles of human behaviour.


Join our intrepid rangers on a quest to recover the data crystal, restore power to the island and save the dinosaurs in this brand-new adventure! Stomp, roar and swish your tail as we introduce you to some of the most incredible species ever to have lived on planet Earth. An unforgettable Jurassic experience for all the family to enjoy. Meet the beautiful baby dinosaurs and even feed them, but watch out… you could be on the menu.
NB: Some loud noises may be scary for very little ones.
X Factor and TV star Jake Quickenden leads this ultimate party tribute to Wham! and George Michael, alongside a cast of West End performers. Featuring the biggest hits of the 80’s from Wham! like Freedom, Club Tropicana, I’m Your Man and Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, all the way through the stunning back catalogue of George Michael such as Faith, Careless Whisper, Fastlove and Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, this promises to be a great night out.
Sing, dance, and party like never before with the ultimate live celebration of Korea’s global music phenomenon! Featuring the biggest hits and fan-favourite tracks from the smash-hit film K-Pop Demon Hunters, this high-energy, familyfriendly show is packed with non-stop music from your favourite stars including BLACKPINK, Aespa, BTS, Twice, New Jeans, Stray Kids and more, you’ll be dancing the night away alongside fans of all ages. Make the Honmoon Golden at the K-POP PARTY!
As heard on BBC Radio 4.
As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections. Award-winning comedian and product designer, Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore?
‘Without doubt live comedy’s best kept secret’ Evening Standard
Suitable for ages 16+




Gary is back with a brand-new show. All new jokes and utterly splendid filth. Come along. It’ll be fun. Don’t bring the kids or people who like to get their knickers in a twist. Do wear a TENA pad or dark trousers. ‘A master craftsman’ HHHH The Times

26 APR

Written and told by award-winning actor and author Paterson Joseph (RSC, National Theatre), and accompanied by co-creator and musical director Ben Park
Charles Ignatius Sancho was born on a slave ship on the Atlantic Ocean in 1729. He became a writer, composer, shopkeeper and respected ‘man of letters’; the first man of African heritage to vote in Britain. He was painted by Gainsborough, and rubbed shoulders with Johnson, Hogarth and Handel, as well as meeting George II.
Built around Paterson’s novel The Secret Diaries of Charles Ignatio Sancho, with a score of Sancho's compositions with original new music, Sancho & Me is a true story. This ‘remarkable’ show explores ideas of belonging, language, education, slavery, commerce, violence, threat, politics, music and love, and where these themes intersect with Paterson's own story of growing up Black and British.
Written & narrated by Paterson Joseph
Co-creator & Musical Director Ben Park
Performance Time
7.30pm
Suitable for ages 12+
All Mill Studio shows qualify for our Multi-Buy offer scheme unless marked otherwise
THU 5 FEB
Presented
by
The Lady Gardeners I Written by Babs Horton I Directed by Deborah Edgington
At 69, Alice (Julia Faulkner) wonders if she hadn’t been expelled from convent school and had sex with Keith from the pie factory, what might her life have been?
This bold, funny and powerful show explores growing up as a girl in the 50s and 60s; the menopause, and the invisibility of older women. Funny, fearless and full of heart, In the Lady Garden celebrates women’s resilience and rebellious spirits. ‘Very funny...brilliant one-liners...beautiful poetry and imagery...utter joy... skilfully directed’ HHHH The Spy in the Stalls
6
By Samuel Beckett Directed by Stockard Channing
Starring David Westhead (W1A, Strike, Bodyguard), this 50-minute theatrical experience delves into the life of Krapp who, at the age of 69, looks back over his life and tries to make sense of it through listening to tape recordings he made as a younger man, diarising the daily events of his life. Bringing her unique directorial vision to this production, Academy Award nominee Stockard Channing (Grease, The West Wing, Six Degrees of Separation) explores the intricate layers of Beckett's masterpiece.
‘Intense and compelling’ Birmingham Press
WED 11 & THU 12 FEB
Written & performed by Russell Lucas
Edward Dorking was openly gay. His family paid for his passage to New York in the hope his American family could put him ‘right’. Third Class charts Edward’s journey, and how upon arriving in New York he toured the Vaudeville circuit, recreating the stories for a fact-hungry public. But Edward didn’t want fame. When everyone was talking about the deaths of the famous few were discussing the people who took the lion’s share of the losses that night: the third class. Third Class tells the story of an unknown hero from a well-known story.
FRI 13 FEB 7.45pm | Tickets £18/£12
Produced by Worklight Theatre
Based on a true story of a family caught up in the 90s recession, It's the Economy, Stupid! reveals the humanity behind economics. Armed with bags, boxes and an old board game, Joe Sellman-Leava and Dylan Howells embark on a quest to uncover how the economy wins elections, and why the force that dominates our lives is so bloody complicated!
‘Smart, sharp writing...deftly blends the personal with the political’
HHHH Natasha Tripney, The Stage





An outrageous, dark comedy about the shortfalls of our education system and finding love in darkness. Squidge follows Daisy, a disillusioned teaching assistant as she navigates her new job in a South London state school. When she is assigned a young Irish traveller to help with his reading she finds hope in an unlikely friendship.
HHHHH The Reviews Hub HHHHH EdFest
HHHH The List HHHH Broadway Baby
FRI 27 & SAT 28 FEB Tickets
David Benson took the 1996 Edinburgh Fringe by storm with Think No Evil Of Us:
My Life with Kenneth Williams. Critics, audiences and close friends of Williams were unanimous in their praise. Thirty years on, in celebration of Kenneth Williams’ 100th Birthday, David revisits his portrait of the much-missed star in a new version of the show, exploring the astonishing connection that intertwined his life with that of Williams when Benson was still a schoolboy. .
THU 5 – SAT 7 MAR
A York Theatre Royal, ETT & An Tobar and Mull Theatre Production
Imagine yourself in a theatre in 2026. Now picture yourself as a Year 9 student on a school trip. And then, as a citizen of Europe in 1939, as history takes its darkest turn. While you imagine, Sam will be by your side. Sam is an emotional support dog. Sam is here to look after you. Sam will keep everyone safe.


Tickets from £20 Concs apply
This play is about empathy – its power, its limits and what it asks of us. It’s about our shared past, our present and the choices we face today.
FRI 13 & SAT 14 FEB
Tickets £18/£12 Thu, Fri, Sat 7.45pm; Sat Mat 2.45pm Fri & Sat 7.45pm; Sat Mat 2.45pm Fri & Sat 7.45pm, Sat 2.45pm Fri & Sat 7.45pm, Sat 2.45pm
Presented by Show Racism the Red Card with Live Wire Theatre
Our Little Hour tells the compelling story of Walter Tull; the first black footballer to play at the highest level, and the first Black British Army Officer, before his tragic death days before the end of World War One.
Written by award winning playwright Dougie Blaxland and including hauntingly beautiful original songs, Our Little Hour is a show not to be missed.
Starring Neil Reidman (The Mousetrap, EastEnders) nominated for Best Actor in a Lead Role for the Black British Theatre Award 2024.


Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Bonnets at the ready, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season. HHHH The Guardian
Suitable for ages 18+


11.30am & 1.30pm | Running Time: Approximately 45 mins without an interval | Suitable for ages 0-4yrs.
Tickets: Full price Adult plus child £14,additional child £8, additional Adult £8
Immerse your little ones' imaginations through live performance and interactive role-play, with props, music and creative drama. An exciting and unique adventure, exploring stories with Hannah.
‘Come and meet my curious gingerbread man who discovers he has arms and legs and a cherry nose! He moves up hill and down dale, he doesn't get tired or out of puff, not like the rest of us! And cheekily taunts the farm characters who all want gingerbread for their tea, calling ‘run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!’
An energetic spin on an old fairy tale that's been told and retold by families for nearly two centuries. This tall tale will enthral and inspire your little ones’ creative imaginations.
In a dreary town, Tom finds friendship in the most unexpected neighbours – dinosaurs! Their playful antics bring joy and unity to the community in this heartwarming tale of acceptance and adventure.
Join Hannah for an unexpected storytelling adventure with interactive activities, songs, drama and role-play. It's going to be ROAR-SOME!
An original tale written by Hannah Summers
Gerald the baby giraffe doesn't like water, but like all animals in the kingdom know, everyone washes from their head to their toes! Adventure with Gerald on his hilarious sticky-icky journey while he discovers what happens when you don't have a bath. Inventive, interactive and above all, creative play for your little ones to enjoy.











MON 16 FEB
Dabble in a bit of drama, dance and musical theatre fun in this Oz themed day. Work on scenes, a song and choreography from a well-known show and bring characters to life through fun drama exercises and games.

TUE 17 FEB
Perfect for creative hands, children and their grownups will learn how to mix and pour soap creations, experimenting with shapes and using a menu of scents, essential oils, vibrant soap dyes, and biodegradable glitter. You’ll leave the workshop with three of your own handmade soaps – perfect for gifts or bath time fun. All materials are provided.
Children must be aged 5 or over and be accompanied by a parent/carer.

WED 18 FEB
Come and explore the colorful art of make-up with a professional creative make-up artist. Design and create the face of your favourite character from a film as you explore how theatrical makeup, and creative techniques can be used to conjure up a unique design and bring it to life.
Directing Masterclass: Transforming Stories for the Stage
Led by professional director Nathan Crossan-Smith, this practical workshop will help you discover what a theatre director does and how they guide a play from the page or devising process, through to an unforgettable piece of live theatre. Ideal for aspiring directors or anyone curious about the creative process behind extraordinary moments on stage.
Nathan has directed shows and projects for Liverpool Everyman, Graeae, Orange Tree, Old Vic New Voices, and National Theatre Wales.
Drop in and enjoy some spring family fun. With free craft activities, dressing up, an egg hunt, outdoor chalk art, Lego, face painting* and delicious refreshments available from our Riverbank Kitchen – we can guarantee you’ll have an eggcellent time!
This is a free drop in event, so no need to book.
*Between 10am – 2pm 10am – 3pm THU 2 APR


We can offer free funded bursary places for all of our workshops and activities.
If you’d like to find out more, or if your young person has any specific needs or requirements, please call or drop us an email at creativelearning@yvonne-arnaud.co.uk to discuss how we can best help you and support them.
FROM 13 JAN
Enjoy sharing live musical experiences with your child in these fun-filled music classes for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers.
Designed and delivered by classically trained professional musician Lou Bradbury, Little Notes classes are full of creative play and bursting with live music.
Blending instruments, groovy new songs and superb classics, Little Notes sessions provide 40 magical minutes in your busy week. Using puppets, percussion and sensory objects, music is brought to life for your child as you explore sounds and rhythms together.
Please check our website for details on each age group.
Tuesdays during term time
40 mins per class | Tickets £104 per term, additional siblings £54 (10 weeks) | Ages 3 – 14 months/14 months – 2 ½ yrs; 2 ½ yrs – 4 ½ yrs.

FROM 14 JAN
Are you bursting with creativity, energy, and a love for theatre? Whether you're a budding actor, a behind-thescenes enthusiast, or just curious to try something new, Young Company provides a space to build confidence, make friends, express yourself and have fun.
No experience needed – just enthusiasm and a willingness to explore. Whether you're interested in a career in theatre or just want to have fun and grow your drama skills, this is the perfect place to start. See the website for full details.
Wednesdays during term time 5.15pm – 6.45pm | Ages 12 – 16yrs | £100 per term




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To save time queuing at the bar we recommend pre-ordering your drinks and snacks to save timing at the bar and café. You can do this as you buy your tickets, by following the easy links on the website or in person at the café or bars.
Pre-ordering is especially encouraged for dining as this will reserve you a table at busy times when space may be limited.
Tuesday to Saturday 10am - 3.30pm and 90mins before curtain up pre-show.
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HH Productions, Nic Doodson, Andrew Kay, Wendy & Andy Barnes and Kenny Wax present
Direct from the West End, the Olivier Award-nominated, worldwide smash hit is now on its first ever UK tour..
Welcome to The Choir of Man, the best pub in the world… Come ready to drink in the excitement!
Brimming with hits from artists such as Queen, Luther Vandross, Sia, Paul Simon, Adele, Guns & Roses, Avicii and Katy Perry to name but a few, this is a show like no other!
A wildly talented group of incredible instrumentalists, worldclass wordsmiths, and sensational singers, this cast of nine (extra)ordinary guys serve it all... live!
‘Exhilarating’
Daily Mail
‘Full of raucous cheer’
Broadway World
TUE 22 –SAT 26 SEP
Performance Times Tue – Sat Eves (excl Fri) 7.30pm Fri 4pm & 8pm Wed & Sat Mats 2.30pm
Suitable for ages 6+
Advance Tickets from £22
Concessions apply