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THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHT DEDICATES THIS BOOK TO PROFESSOR GEORGE PARSONS TI1313ETS, A. M. IN HEARTY APPRECIATION OF HIS WISE GUIDANCE AND INSPIRING INFLUENCE THROUGHOUT ITS COURSE AT WILLISTON.
pROFESSOR GEORGE PARSONS TIBBETS graduated at Philips Exeter Academy in 1881, and at Amherst • College in 1885, and later attained the degree of A. M. He was principal and superintendent in the schools in Stockbridge, Massachusetts, and other towns throughout the New England States until 1890. He has had charge of Mathematics at Williston since that date, and through his systematic and untiring endeavors has raised his department to an unexcelled standard.
IT was the intention of the Senior Class to publish a Class Book instead of the WILLISTON LOG. For business reasons it was found necessary to use the name "LOG,'' and in our desire to cover everything in which Seniors have been interested, we have produced a book which resembles its predecessors in many particulars. We have made many changes, which have seemed to be improvements, and yet have followed much the same plan as heretofore. The indispensible "knocks" are in their usual place, and we trust that they will be taken in the same spirit in which they are given. We wish to thank all contributors and all who have aided us in other ways in publishing this book, which we now present to the school in behalf of the class of nineteen hundred and eight.
R.SAWYER prepared for college partly in the local schools and partly in the Franklin Academy, Franklin, N. Y. He entered Amherst College in 1861, and graduated four years later with the highest honors, missing the valedictory only by cast of the lot. The year after graduation he taught in Monson Academy. In 1866, he came to Williston, where Ile has remained ever since in various capacities.
He has also served his fellow citizens of Easthampton in different ways, having been a member of the Water Board, and chairman of the School Board, and Sewer Commission. He has also rendered service to his church.
The older members of the faculty praise Dr. Sawyer's wise and tactful leadership and all agree that social life at Williston has been never so attractive, and the moral tone of the school never so high as under his guidance. (3) 9
PROF. Burrum took his preparatory course at Salem high School, from which he went to Amherst College, where he was a member of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity and Phi Beta Kappa society. Ile came to Williston in 1878. Twice when Dr. Sawyer has been absent on extended trips he has acted as principal.
PROF. TIBBETS prepared for college at Philips Exeter. He graduated from Amherst in 1885. During the next five years he occupied several responsible positions, coming to Williston in 1890 as head of the Mathematics department.
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Professor of Greek and English.
PROF. MORSE prepared at Williston, going from here to Yale. While there he was a member of the Alpha Delta Phi fraternity and of the Skull and Bones society. He came to Williston in 1896. Since that time he has studied abroad and at Harvard.
Teacher of Latin and Mathematics. Master of Payson Hall.
PROF. CLOUGH graduated from Philips Exeter in 1878 and from Boston University in 1882. While there he was a member of Theta Delta Chi fraternity. After graduation he taught in several high schools, coming to Williston in 1903.
Professor
PROF. PELISSIER received his preparation for college at Brooklyn High School. He graduated from Bridgewater Normal School in 1903, and from Harvard in 1904. He came to Williston in the same year.
13rofessor of German.
PRON. INNIS attended Brown University, and was a member of the Phi Beta Kappa society. After graduating in 1902, he taught in several schools, coming to Williston in 1905.
Professor of Chemistry and Bioloqy.
PROF. IIICKS is a Williston man of the class of 1896. lie graduated from New York University in 1900, and was a member of the Psi Upsilon fraternity and the Phi Beta Kappa society. He filled several positions in California before lie was summoned to Williston in 1906.
Professor of Physics and Teacher in Mathematics.
PRON. BRUCE graduated from Williston in 1902, and from Yale in 1906. While there he was a member of the Psi Upsilon fraternity, and the Skull and Bones, Phi Beta Kappa, and Sigma Chi societies. He came to Williston in 1906.
Professor of Public Speaking and Economies. .ft
PRON. GORDON received his college education at Dartmouth, where he was a member of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity and Phi Beta Kappa society. He graduated in 1906, and came to Williston at that (late.
Professor of Drawing and Surveying.
l'ROF. AUGUST prepared for college at Chamberlain Academy, going from there to Bucknell College, where he graduated in 1907. He was a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity. He came to Williston this year.
Instructor in Greek and English.
PROF. DURFEE prepared at Oberlin High School and Oberlin Academy, Ohio. He went to Williams College, graduating in 1907. He came to Williston this year.
Athletic Director and Instructor in Mathematic;. Je
PROF. ROGERS took his preparatory course at Chatham High School, going from there to Bates College, graduating in 1907. He came to Williston this year.
the present looms up before our vision so vividly, we are apt to forget that once upon a time the dignified Seniors of today were"peewees." It was in the fall of 1904 that we came into existence.. It all began when "Bob" Da.sey strolled up from the depot and decided to stay a few days. Ile was followed by a young lad named Deac" Hubbard who had conceived an ardent admiraticn for the hexameters of Latin and the parameters of Mathematics. Then George Clapp appeared on the scelie of learning and added a little knowledge to what he had gained in the grammar school. We grew in size and in promise steadily.
Our progress was even better than our beginnings. The following year a long list of notables joined cur ranks, among them "Doc" Cobb, the second Mr. Tibbets ; Bypse" Haley, cf sharkish fame ;"Bill" Henderson, from the metropolis; and Gibson, the wonder Of the athletic World. There were also "Fat" Lacore, the brush artist's model, Hot Air" Martin, and all the rest.
Our next reinforcements arrived the next ytar, when "Jack" Sargent, seeking a new place wherein to grind out more wisdom, came along accompanied by the titled nobleman Dewey, whose merits were mentioned by Joe"Sawyer of editorial fame. Connecticut gave us our David and Jonathan, Brooks and Deming.
Last but not least came Charlie Ensign known as "Sport," John Hamilton, the man of the--hour, and "Joe Pete"Coughlin, who stopped here on his way from Portland across the country.
1908 has representatives ill all the arenas of school life. In athletics we have a long list, pre-eminent among whom is Gibson. We include in our number one of the leaders and several of the members of the musical association. Coughlin, Curtis and Taylor carry 'our flag ill the fray of debate. "Bypse" Haley,"Deac" I lubbard, and others too numerous to mention in our limited space, are sharks. So one might continue.
Not only as individuals but as a whole we have won honors, such as holding the basketball championship for two years.
As we go out, and a new class takes our place, we entertain no feelings of hesitation in intrusting it to the class of 1909, which has proved itself already. We feel that we are leaving the school in good hands as we obey the beckonings of Destiny, and the doings of 1908 become history.
Eamitotth tiing illroolui.—" Brooks."
Unionville, Conn.
Entered third year—Scientific; Honor Man ; Glee Club, (3, 4) ; President of V. M. C. A. (4) ; Treasurer (3) and Vice-President (3) of Adelphi.
West Chesterfield, Mass.
Entered Junior Middle Scientific—Honor Man.
Elnub i&artionn ilugber.—" Bug."
Ilariford, Vt.
Entered third year Scientific—Ilonor Man; Secretary of School (3); Class Football Team (3, 4), Manager (4); Class Track Team (3, 4); President of Gamma Sigma (4); Treasurer of Class (4); Ass't. Editor-in-Chief of "LOG."
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Etutttg 4111up4i.—Clappie."
Westhampton, Mans.
Entered first year Classical—Honor Man; VicePresident (3) and President (4) of Adelphi ; Class Flag Committee (4).
(4)
Nurnlb 14 rtthell glabh.—" Doc."
Easthampton, Mass.
Entered second year Scientific—Honor Man; Secretary (3) and President (4) of Gamma Sigma ; President of Class (4); Class Basketball Team (2, 3); Class Baseball Team (2, 3); Captain (3); J. P. Williston Twenty (2, 3, 4); Second Mathematics Prize (3); Advisory Board (4); Tennis Champion ( 2, 3); Tennis Team (3). P. C.
.3lulut Torartino alunglititt—" Joe Pete."
Auglusta, Me.
Entered fourth year Classical—Honor Man ; Secretary (4) and President (4.) of Adelphi ; Adelphi Debating Team (4); Amherst Cup (4). L.L.D.
Magnum!):Clint Qinutttuglittut.—" Cunny."
SouttOiadley Falls, Mass.
Entered fourth year Scientific.
Artliur Ern alurtio.—" Buck."
WashinAton,1).C.
Entered second year Classical—Honor Man ; Secretary (2), Treasurer (3), Vice-President (3) and President(4) of Adelphi; Adelphi Debating Team (3, 4); A. L. Williston Twenty (2, 3); J. P. Williston Twenty (2, 3, 4); J. P. Williston Eight (4); Class Track Team (2); Class Baseball Team (3); Class Football Team (2, 3, 4); Class Basketball Team (4').
Nutted IUlit Emu..11r.—" I30`)."
Frankl'ord, Del.
Entered first year Scientific—Honor Man; President of class (1); A. L. Williston Twenty(2); Secretary of Gamma Sigma(3); Class Baseball Team (2); Class Basketball Team (3); Class Track Team (2); Vigilance Committee (4); Baseball Team (3); Cheer Leader. P. C.
iMDar?iittnitrr Deuttult...31r.—"
Farmintion, Conn.
Entered third year Scientific—Pi . Beta Pi.
ifitturire Militant illeitun.—" Count."
Montpelier, Vt.
Entered third year Classical—Honor Man : Chairman Senior Promenade Committee (4); Secretary Advisory Board (4); Manager Track Team (4); Pi Beta Pi.
Weary Watford Ell."
Holyoke, Mass.
Entered third year Scientific. 18
;rank Ern (fithartu,—" Gib"
Holyoke, Mass.
P,Iitered second year Scientific—Baseball Team (2, •I), Captain (4); Football Team (4); Basketball Team (3, 4); Advisory Board (4). Iota Zeta.
Eldora. N.!.
Entered second year Classical—Honor Man; President of School (4); Treasurer (2), Vice-President (3)and President(3) of Adelphi ; President of V. M. C. A. (3); Adelphi Debating Team (2, 3): J. P. Williston Twenty (2, 3, 4), Eight(3); Term Editor (2), Associate Editor (2) and Business Manager (3, 4) of"Willistonian ;" A. L. Willisiii Prize (2); Manager of Class Basketball Team 3), Captain (4); Class Baseball Team (2, 3); lass Football Team (4). I,. L. D.
Nast Wettbrrson.—" Hendy"
Holyoke, Mass.
,/i7 Entered first year Scientific—Class Football Team (3); Class Basketball Team (3); Class Baseball Team (3); Class Gym Team (2); Class Track Team (3); Second Football Team (4); Basketball Team (3, 4), Captain (4); Manager Baseball Team (3); Banjo Club (3); Vigilance Committee (4). L. L. 1). Is
Werner io It11alb—"Dutch"
Easthampton, Mass.
Entered first year Scientific—Honor Man ; Class Baseball Team (4); Class Football Team (5); Chairman Class Gift Committee. 19
George igartilud (glarlt iquhharb.—" Deac"
111414antlin, Conn.
Entered second year Scientific—Honor Man; Term Editor (2); Associate Editor (3), Editor-inChief(4), of Willistonian ; Treasurer (3), Secretary (2), Vice-President(3)and President(4)of Adelphi; Secretary(3) of Y. M. C. A.; Vice-President (3) of Class; J. 1'. Williston Twenty (2); A. L. Williston Twenty (2, 3); Glee Club (3); Editorin-Chief of "Loo;" First Mathematics Prize (3); Yale Scholar. P. C.
31rlititt Alfrtb Wunt—" Hunt" Worcester, Mass.
Entered second year Classical—Honor Man ; President of Class (2); Class Football Team(3); Class Basketball Team (3); Secretary of Adelphi (3); Secretary of School (3); Football Team (4). .+8
/Frauds Xaliter iKergorg—" Xerx" West t4toekbrld4e, Mass.
Entered second year Scientific—Football Team , 3, 4), Captain (4); Track Team (2, 3); J. 13, Williston Twenty (3, 4), Eight (4); Gamma Sigma Debating Team (3); Secretary (3) and President (3)of Gamma Sigma; Athletic Advisory Board (4); Secretary of the Class (4).
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*troth summit Earurt.—" Fat"
SprInVIeld,
Entered second year Calssical—Class Football 'ream (3, 4); Captain (4); Promenade Committee (4). P. C.
Amara William illartin.—" Wallop." Brockton, Mass.
Entered second year Scientific7—Honor Man ; Baseball Team (1, 2, 3); Senior promenade Committee. loth Zeta.
Elirrrtt lOolur Mill."
South Hadley Falls, Mass.
Entered second year Classical—Honor Man; Class Football Team (3, 4); Class Basketball Team (4).
atarl alliffarb 1 . arkir." Ca."
East Woodstock, Conn.
Entered third year Scientific—Honor Man ; Secretary (3) and President (4) of Gamma Sigma ; Term Editor (4) and Assistant Editor-in-Chief (4) of Willistonian; Manager of Class Basketball Team (3, 4); Class Football Team (4).
Alma tlantu, 3r.—"Jack." (irafton, Mass.
Entered fourth year Scientific—Honor Mau Mandolin Club 21
Militant Engem,Ilreatmt. "Boone." Canton, N. Y.
Entered second year Scientific—Honor Man ; Football Team (4); Manager Basketball Team (3); Assistant Business Manager of Willistonian (3); Class Basketball Team (3); President (4) of Adelphi; J. P. Williston Eight (4). L. L. a
utter fitnrIpll ilubm.—" Rube." O'Neida, N. Y.
Entered fourth year Scientific—Glee Club. PI:
Joe
15arrn Clapham #lituttrr.—" Joe." Cherry Valley, N. Y.
Entered third year Scientific—F. C.
Julius AntlIong OPthribel. "Scheib." Holyoke, Mans.
Entered fourth year Scientific—IIonor Man; Class Football Team (4); Class Basketball Team (4). L. L. D.
allarrart Brooks toharkIrg,—" Shack."
Gardner, Mass.
Entered second year Scientific—Vice-President (3) and President (4) of School; Secretary (2) and President(4) of Gamma Sigma; Vice-President of Y. M. C. A. (4); Term Editor (2), Associate Editor (3), Assistant Editor-hi-Chief (4) and Editorin-Chief (4) of Willistonian; Glee Club (2, 3, 4); Instrumental Club (2, 4); School Quartette (2, 3); President of Class (3); Manager of Football Team (4); Cheer Leader (3, 4); Promenade Committee (4); Second Football Team (2); Class Football Team (3); Class Baseball Team (2, 3). Captain (3); Class Basketball Team (2, 3); Captain Class Track Team (3); J. P. Williston Twenty (2, 3, 4), Eight (4); Basketball Team (4).
Pester Eisront OPtrong.—" Strong."
South Hadley Falls, Mass.
Entered fourth year Scientific.
George Goldtlituaite aluglar.—" Tay.'
Granby, Mass.
Entered fourth year Scientific—Class Track Team (4); President of Gamma Sigma (4); Gamma Sigma Joint Debating Team (4); Associate Editor of"LOG"(4).
Daniel (6ratit Xontliation.—" Nig."
New York City.
Filtered fourth year Classical—Football Team . I. P. Williston Twenty (4); Pi Beta l'i.
(f.0Ilru
iliruLutt Ctil."
Worthington, Mass.
Entered third year Scientific—Honor Man ; Leader Mandolin Club (4); Illustrator of "LoG" (4); Chairman Class Flag Committee (4); All-Class Kr:1..1121i Team (3).
*run Etttlitett Mrttrg..—" Scottie."
Olastonbury, Conn.
Entered third year Scientific—Class Football Team (4). Iota Zeta.
Walpole, Mass.
Entered second year Scientific—Honor Man ; Football Team (4); Track Team (2, 3, 4); Captain (4); Class Football 'ream (2, 3); Class Basketball 'ream (2, 3, 4); Captain (3); Glee Club (2, 3, I); Manager (4); Assistant Business Manager of "LoG."
Most popular :—Haley, Shockley, Cobb.
Thinks he is:—Tomlinson, Keresey, Dewey.
Handsomest:—Coughlin, Dasey, Deming.
Think he is:—Lacore, Tomlinson, Ruby.
Class grind:—Dewey, Hubbard, Sargent.
Most eccentric:—Tomlinson, Hubbard, Buck.
Class sport:—Dasey, Lacore, Tomlinson.
Nerviest:—Bugbee, Tomlinson, Gibson.
Grouchiest:—Tracy, Ellsworth, Preston.
Windiest:—Keresey, Tomlinson, Curtis.
Quietest:—Clapp, Cunningham, Coughlin.
Best bluffer:—Dasey, Dewey, Shockley.
Best natured:—Hiltpold, Preston, Deming.
Heaviest smoker:—Ellsworth, Dewey, Sargent.
Most likely to succeed:—Hubbard, Shockley, Haley. Laziest:—Sargent, Ellsworth, Dasey.
Most energetic:—Shackley, Coughlin, Hubbard.
Most to be admired:—Haley, Shockley, Hubbard.
Greatest fusser:—Dasey, Ensign, Preston.
Thinks he is:—Ruby, Ensign, Tomlinson.
Most religions:—Dasey, Hubbard, Brooks.
Most original:—Shackley, Hubbard, Coughlin.
Done most for Williston:—Haley, Hubbard, Turner. Most melancholy:—Henderson, Ellsworth, Tower.
Freshest:—Shiebel, Ruby, Curtis.
Greatest jollien—Martin, Sargent, Bugbee.
Wittiest:—Shackley, Martin, Lacore. Thinks he is:—Tomlinson, Lacore, Shockley.
Best Athlete:—Gibson, Keresey, Turner.
Class roughhouser:—Dewey, Bugbee, Gibson.
Favorite study:—Mathematics, Civics, Chemistry.
Favorite amusement:—Fussing, Theaters, Plugging (?).
Favorite sport:—Baseball, Football, Basketball.
Favorite walk:—Holyoke street, Three-mile, Over the river.
Favorite store:—Hasting's, Pete's, Lang's. ((s) 25
I 11 original of this beautiful production of the artist's hand was found at Rome in the sixteenth century. It passed through the hands of several men after it was •unearthed, until it was removed to the Capitoline Museum by Pope Clement the Twelfth. It may be seen there today.
It belongs to the Hellenistic period of Greek sculpture, and is a production of the great Pergamene school.
At one time it was called "The/ Dying Gladiator," but the evidence found up to the present time shows that it was intended to represent a Dying Gaul, and that it belongs to one of the great groups commemorating the victory of Attalus I over the hordes of invaders which swept down from Northern Europe.
MRS. SAWYER, MRS. BUFFUM, MRS. HICKS, MRS. LEACH, MRS. MAYHER.
M. W. DEWEY, Chairman, H. R. LACORE, J. W. MARTIN, C. B. SHAcKLEv, W. E. PRESTON.
Yale Scholar—GEORGE MARSHAL CLARK HUBBARD.
Valedictorian—GEORGE MARSHAL CLARK HUBBARD. RAYMOND PORTER BUCK, LLOYD HARRISON BUGBEE, GEORGE EWING CLAPP, JOHN CORNELIUS COUGHLIN, ARTHUR LEO CURTIS, BYRON HINSON HALEY, WERNER HILTPOLD, FRANCIS XAVIER KERESEY, JAMES WILLIAM MARTIN, CLARENCE BROOKS SHACKLEY, DANIEL GRANT TOMLINSON, CULLEN BRYANT TOWER, AUSTIN RICHARD TURNER.
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"Progress of the Panama Canal," "The German Military System," "Steam Turbines," "Lincoln the Lawyer," "Ethics of Modern Business," "Federal Control of Trusts," "Slavery in Cuba," "Immigration," "Frenzied Finance," "Our New Rival, Japan," "Graft in San Francisco," "The Life of Agassiz." "Garibaldi,"
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R. K. BROOKS
R. P. BUCK
L. H. BUGBEE
G. E. CLAPP
H. M. COBB
J. C. COUGHLIN
R. J. CUNNINGHAM
A. L. CURTIS
R. W. DASEY
E. H. DEMING
M. W. DEWEY
C. DE L. ENSIGN
B. H. HALEY
"Henry W. Grady," . W. F. HENDERSON "Immigration and its Effects on the United States," W. HILTPOLD "The Spanish Inquisition," G. M. C. HUBBARD "Socialism, I. A. HUNT "
"Robert E. Lee," F. X. KERESEY "Prisons and Their Reform," H. R. LACORE
"The Haywood Trial," J. W. MARTIN "Immigration," E. H. MILLER "Wireless Telegraphy," I. PANIN "Aerial Navigation," W. M. RUBY
"The Government and the Railroads," J. H. SARGENT "The Awakening of China," H. R. SAWYER
"Municipal Pride and Loyal Citizenship," J. A. SHEIBEL
"Mars and its Mystery," C. B. SHACKLEY
"Garibaldi," C. L. STRONG "Savanarola," , G. G. TAYLOR "Line* the Lawyer," D. G. TOMLINSON
"Grant's Place in Military History," C. B. Towna "Slavery in Cuba," S. R. TRACY
A. R. TURNER "Japanese in America,"
L. H. BUGBEE, Manager.
CURTIS, . Left End HILTPOLD, Left Tackle TRACY, Left Guard MORSE, Center HALEY, Right Guard HAMILTON, Right Tackle BUGBEE, Right End 'LACORE, . Quarter Back FARRELL, Left Halfback SCHEIBEL, Right Halfback MILLER, . Fullback
B. H. HALEY, Captain.
C. C. MORSE, Manager.
HALEY, Left Forward SCHEIBEL, Right Forward HUNT, Center MILLER, Left Guard TURNER, Right Guard CURTIS, Substitute MORSE, . Substitute
H. M. COBB—President.
W. E. PRESTON Vice-President. F. X. ICERBsElt —Secretary.
L. H. BUGBEE—Treasurer.
W. HILTPOLD, Chairman, R. K. BROOKS, F. L. GIBSON.
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C. B. TOWER, Chairman, G. E. CLAPP.
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GEORGE M. C. HUBBARD.
Aasistant01W-tit-OW
311untrutor
LLOYD H. BUGBEE. CULLEN B. TOWER.
Atiourinte Ebitors
CARL C. MORSE, GEORGE G. TAYLOR.
ilusinnin Manager
IRwIN A. HUNT.
Assistant Mustang Manager
AUSTIN R. TURNER.
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HENRY MUNROE LATHROp—President.
PATRICK HENRY MURPHY— Vice-President.
WILLIAM HENRY WHITING—Secretary- Treasurer.
Name. Restdonce.
Leon Collamer Abbott, Hartford, Vt.,
Horace James Adkins, Belchertown, James Henry Allen, Brockton, Lionel Bonvouloir, Holyoke, John Francis Brennan, Brockton, Benjamin Brown, Whitinsville, Prescott Cutting Buffum, Easthampton, James Stuart Clarke, New Haven, Conn., Alfred Charles Colby, Holyoke, George Collingwood, Holyoke, Edward William Connolly, Northampton, Walter Wilkinson Corry, Easthampton, Leon John Baptist Croteau, Brookville, Robert Perry Donahue, Dalton, Raymond Thomas Douglas, Southampton, Raymond Stanislaus Dower, Easthampton, James Louis Early, Campello, Edward Raymond Easton, Granby, Arthur John Eggleston, Meriden, Conn., Andrew Lawrence Farrell, Worthington, Ray Gilson, Walpole, N. H., Frederick Burnerd Goetting, Binghamton, N Howard Ruggles Green, Amboy, Ill., Roland Bradford Gunn, Southampton, John Warren Hamilton, Brattleboro, Vt., Roy Kenneth Hardiman, Dalton, John James Hartigan, South Hadley Falls, Frederick John Heinritz, Holyoke, Roger Ferrin Holland, Hinsdale, N. H., (7)
Pierre Bonvouloir
Prof. C. A. Buffum 35
Mr. Alfred Colby
Miss Gorham
Mrs. A. Connolly Mr. John Corry
Mr. G. S. Douglas
L. W. Dower
Mrs. Mary E. Bruce
Mr. W. B. Gunn
Mr. L. G. Heinritz
Name. Residence.
Charles Eugene Howe, North Thetford, Vt., Leo Kahan, West Roxbury, Harry James Kelly, Northampton, Otto Frederick Kraetschmar, Rockville, Conn., Henry Monroe Lathrop, Shelton, Conn., Robert Webster Light, Boston, Dustin Sullivan I,ucier, Franklin Park, Lauren Dwight Lyman, Easthampton, Edward Shaw Lynds, Cloquet, Minn., James Hiram MacNaughton, Black River, N. B., Keron Manion, Farmington, Conn., Ralph Joseph Martin, Stafford Springs, Conn., Austin Richard McCarthy, Easthampton, Alvin Williston McKaig, Eldora, N. J., Paul Carney McQuaid, Webster,
Mr. H. F. Kelly
Mr. H. L. Lyman 8N
Mrs. M. E. Bruce
Mr. D. A. McCarthy 20 N 33N
William Anthony Monagan, Bristol, Conn., Thornton Robert Moulton, New York City, Jacob Ludwig Mueller, West Springfield, Patrick Henry Murphy, Holyoke, Jeremiah John O'Brien, Pittsfield, Charles Thomas O'Connor, Holyoke, Terrence James O'Neil, Southbury, Conn., Samuel Henry St. John Pond, Walton, N. Y., Tai Che Quo, Wusueh Hupeh, China, Rene Alphonse Joseph Richard, Holyoke, James Drummond Robert Riddell, Stamford, Comm., Jacob Frederick Roberts, Whitinsville, Arthur Henry Sayer, Walpole, N. H., Adam Henry Seabrook, Columbia, S. C., Frank Arthur Searle, Southampton, Frederick Sefton, South Hadley Falls, Robert Iisselstyn Skinner, Dunedin, Fla., Ralph Jerome Smith, Indian Orchard, William Howard Smith, Easthampton, William Joseph Smith, Brockton, Axel Fridolf Swanson Southampton, Edward James Tierney, Holyoke, William John Venard, Easthampton, John Emanuel Walker, North Hartland, Vt., Alger Luman Ward, Easthampton, Hibbert Masters Weathers, Ocala, Fla., Charles Fred White, Springfield, Ill., William Henry Whiting, Kingston,
Mr. W. G. Taylor
Henry
Prof. C. A. Buffum
Prof. S. W. Hicks
Mr. Alfred Sefton 30 P
Miss Gorham
Mr. W. C. Smith 2N
Mr. Alfred Swanson 14 S
Mr. James Venard 4N
Mr. Oscar Ward
Miss E. M. Clark
Mr. John Leitch
Miss Gorham
S N TER FRF,D WALKER, President. Elm M ESHICOVSKY, Vice-President. EDWARD ROOD STONE, Secretary- Treasurer.
Name. Residence.
Charles Edward Ackerman, Jr., Peekskill, N. V. Harry Curley Barnett, Easthampton, Charles Selden Blair, Bridgewater, Arthur William Bold, Thomaston, Conn., Louis James Bordeaux, Springfield, Jewhan Chung, Seoul, Korea, Herbert Strong Cook, Hadley, Charles Chamberlain Corcoran, Winthrop, Robert Leonard Crowell, Easthampton, Martin Thomas Cunningham, Holyoke, Jere Joseph Donahue, Brockton, Joserh Francis Doran, Brooklyn, N. V., Edgar Vincent Durling, Brooklyn, N. V., Frank Fitzsimmons, New York City, William Thomas Gahagan, Easthampton, William Nichols Gillan, Easthampton, Joseph Francis Gormley, Whitman, Homer Charles Granger, South Worthington, Edward Patrick Hand, Holyoke, Allen Benjamin II araden, Hartford, Vt., Kenneth Mills I I artman, New Britain, Conn., Arthur Gilman II assell, Conway, Frederick \V illjam Howard, Woodstock, Conn., Murray Rodney Ives, Westhampton, George Alvin Jenkins, Jr., Bristol, Conn., .Richard William Johnson, Fitchburg, 43
Mr. W. L. Barnett
Mr. W.J. Martin is
Mr. J. H. Bordeaux
P 40 N is
Nfr. R. H. Crowell 13 N 5N
Mrs. B. Gahagan
Mr. James M. Gillan 23N
Miss Gorham 33 N 22S 3S
Miss Gorham
Mr. George Cook 24 S 4S
Alpheus Heatchens Little, Bartletts Mills, John Philip Lyding, Peekskill, N. Y., William Elmer Lyman, Westhampton, Joseph Edward Lynch, Holyoke, Edward Baringer Lynes, Hudson, N. Y., Albert Fariss Lyon, Hartford, Conn., Petei John Marra, Holyoke, Edward 1Meschicovsky, Easthampton, Frederick Raymond Mixer, Chester, Joseph Ralph Morin, Holyoke, Stephen William Morrison, Holyoke, Franklin Alexander Naufftus, Chelsea, Arthur Julian Nelson, Waterbury, Conn., Doore Arthur Nordeen, Campello, . Arthur Henry Paquette, East Douglas, Robert Smith Parsons, Northampton, .Arthur Louis Pero, Holyoke, Ross Barnard Piles, Seattle, Wash., David Alvin Riedel, Easthampton, Robert Wardell Rollins, Jr., Hartford, .Ulric Joseph Rue11, Linwood,. Fayette Warner Rust, Easthampton, Francis Lee Skinner, Dunedin, Fla., Bernard Spillane, North Easton, James William Steele,- Kansas, Ill., Edward Rood Stone, Southampton, John Winfield Vogler, Northampton, Senter Fred Walker, Salt Lake City, Utah, William Fleming Warren, Dalton, William Edward Whalen, Northampton, David John White, Dorchester, Rynier Doremus Wortendyke, East Orange, N. J., John Henry Wrenn, Randolf, 45 Comm., Name. Residence.
Thomas James Kennedy, South Hadley Falls, Mr. Thomas Kennedy Harry Joseph Kingsley, Southampton, Mr. D. H. Kingsley Anthony William Kvsek, New Britain, Comm.,
Mr. Wm.Sanger Mr. George Hendrick
Mr. J. Meschicovsky
Mrs. Mary Morin
Mr. E. C. Riedel
Mrs. H. M. Rood
Mrs. J. A. Vogler
HAROLD STRONG HANNUM,—President. THOMAS FRANCIS KELLEY, Vice-President. WILLIAM DANIEL WicEs,—Secretary-Treasurer.
Name. Residence.
Jose Bornn, Jr., New York City, Howard Eugene Brass, Southampton, Abraham Blies°, Santa Rosa, Honduras, C. A. Manuel Bueso, Santa Rosa, Honduras, C. A., Carlos Manuel Coroalles, Christobal, Panama, Samuel Middleton Cottrell, Newport, R. I., Frederick Frechette, Easthampton, Wm. Braithweight Greenough, Easthampton, Harold Strong Hannum, Westfield, Freeman Howard, Easthampton, Thomas Francis Kelley, Brockton, Raymond Thomas McNamara, Holyoke, Reginald Whitman Miller, Easthampton, Harry Ethelbert Morrison, Easthampton, Philip Kingsley Roberts, Easthampton, Eugene Francis Sullivan, Belchertown, Royal Burham Townsend, Chelsea, Vt., William Daniel Wicks, Holyoke, Walter Lawrence Winant, Savannah, Ga., Alfonso Zaldivar, Merida, Yucatan, Armando Zaldivar, Merida, Yucatan, 47
Mr. Thomas Frechette
Mr. W. B. Greenough
Mr. F. C. Howard
Mr. J. A. Miller
Mrs. Mary Morrison
Mr. A. B. Roberts
Miss Gorham
0131_4 agAMVg
F. X. KERESEY, Captain.
C. B. SHACKLEY, Manager.
C.Craitt
TOMLINSON, left end, HUNT, left tackle, PRESTON, left guard, O'NEILL, center, DuRLING, right guard, KERESEY, right tackle, TURNER, right end. O'BRIEN, quarter back, BLArR, left half back, GiRsoN, right half back, RUELL, WHITE, full backs.
Sept. 28, Williston 0 Springfield Training, 0 Springfield Oct. 2, 0 Exeter, 0 Exeter I 6 5, 17 Pittsfield high, 0 At home " 12, 0 Vale Freshmen, 4 " 19, " 26, 12 32 Dean, Connecticut Aggie, 0 4 Nov. 9, " 16, 37 0 Cushing, Worcester Academy, 0 6 Worcester 98 14 Games won, 4 Games
Williston's goal line was not crossed during the season. 51
W. F. HENDERSON, Captain, F. 13. GOETTING, Manager.
• HENDERsoN. SHACKLES?, right guard.
GIBSON, HARTIGAN, left guard. LYNCH, centre.
O'BRIEN, right forward. SPILLANE, left forward.
Jan. 11, Williston 53 Worcester Tech., 14 At home ., 18, " 25, 20 41 Springfield Training, Holyoke High, 22 7 Springfield At home Feb. 8, 63 Pratt Institute, 17 " 15, 52 Harvard Second, 18 " 21, " 29, 38 39 Springfield Training, Storrs Aggie, 31 21 Storrs Mar. .7, I I 13, 39 21 Dean, Dean, 18 41 Friuli:1in
366
189 Games won, " lost, 53 7 2
A. E. STAFF, Captain.
W. F. HF.NDERSON, Manager. tam
McKAy, catcher, STAFF, LIGHT, pitchers, DASF.Y, DRISCOLL, first base, TAYLOR, second base, GIBSON, third base, McCoy' }short stops, KELLEY, FULLER, left field, . LEE, center field. KR AETSCHMAR,
April 17, Williston 1 - Amherst 6 Amherst 19, " 14 Springfield Training 2(1, 3 At home 22, 1 llolyoke League, 13 Holyoke 24, 4 Vale Freshmen, 6 New Haven May 1, 9 Springfield Training, 2 At home 8, 9 Holy Cross 2d, 5 11, 8 Storrs Aggie, 7 .1 15, 7 lIarvard 2d, 2 I I 18, 8 holy Cross Prep., 7 I I 22, 5 Exeter, 4 At Exeter 25, 15 Cushing, 3 At home 30, 9 Easthampton, 3 June ;1, 9 Worcester Academy, 7 At Worcester 8, 3 Easthampton, 4 At home 15, 5 1
Games won, " lost, 55 11 4
C. M. CoNNERY, Captain.
C. E. SHERMAN, Manager. tit
S. C. BLAIR, F. X. KERESEY, H. C. OELSCHLEGEL0 T. J. ownit-L, F. J. TOBEY, (9) A. R. TURNER, C. F. WHITE.
Dartmouth Alert
Won nineteen points and second place.
Amhrrot gird
Won thirty-two points and first place.
1903
Frank Leo Gibson, James William Martin, Scott Rankin Tracy.
1909
Henry Monroe Lathrop, Paul Carney McQuaid, Jere John O'Brien, Ulric Joseph Rue11, William Joseph Smith, James William Steele, William Fleming Warren, William Edward Whalen.
1808
Harold Mendell Cobb, Robert White Dasey, Jr.,
George Marshal Clark Hubbard, Harold Raymond Lacore, John Herbert Sargent, Henry Roseboom Sawyer.
1909
Roy Kenneth Hardiman, Edward Shaw Lynds, Thornton Robert Moulton, Peter John Marra.
1910
lose 13onin, Jr., Samuel Middleton Cottrell.
1908
Edward Hooker Deming, Jr, Maurice William Dewey, Charles de Leslie Ensign, James Drummond Riddell, Daniel Grant Tomlinson. (10)
1909
Arthur John Eggleston, Roger Perrin Holland.
1910
Robert Wardell Rollins, Jr., Ross Barnard Piles.
1908
John Cornelius Coughlin. Byron Hinson I I aley. William Fast Henderson. William Anthony :Monaghan. William Eugene Preston. Julius Anthony Scheibel.
1909
Prescott Cutting Buffum. James Stuart Clarke. Earl Victor Guy. Charles Eugene I Iowe. Hilbert Masters Weathers.
1910
Senter Fred Walker, Edward Baringer Lynes.
3F1111 rtin (first kali)
W. E. Preston, President.
M. T. Cunningham, 17ice-President.
1. 1 1 . NI till- hy, Secreta7. H. R. Green, Treasurer.
Nall rrill (await liatf)
M. T. Cunningham, President.
1'. 11. Murphy, Vice-President. C. F. White, Secretory.
Thintrr Errnt (first 11010
• G. E. Clapp, President.
IT. R. Green, l'ice-President.
J. C. Coughlin, Secretaty. . 11. Smith, Treasurer.
Eltnter Menu (srrintb
C. F. White, President.
D. S. Lucier, Vice-President.
S. H. Pond, Secretary.
lirtug &rut (first littlf)
J. C. Coughlin, President.
I). S. Lucier, Vice-President.
R. S. Dower, Secretaly.
L. D. Lyman, Treasurer.
Oprilig rrnt orroub
G. M. C. Hubbard, President.
L. Kohan, Vice-President.
F. J. Heinritz, Secretary.
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C. I.. WurrE, J. C. COUGHLIN, P. 11. MrRpm-. gartithrro
1908
BROOKS, CURTIS, CLAPP, 1IALEY, COUGHLIN, HUBBARD, PRESTON.
1909
Burvum, LucIER, CUNNINGHAM, MURPHY, DOWER, POND, CIRE,Es, Quo, SMITH, KOH AN, VENARD, LYMAN, W 14ITV
1910
CROTEAU, DONAHUE, HAND. 71
Yu11 rtni tirat half)
J. II. ,McNaughton, President.
E. F. Putnam, Secretary.
A. L. Ward, Treasurer.
Nall Xerm (acratO hall)
C. B. Shackley, President.
O'Neill,, Vice-Prcsidewt.
A. W. Kysek, Secretary.
letntrr Merin (first Intif)
L. H. Bugbee, President.
F. B. Goetting, Vice-President.
R. J. Smith, Secretary.
Winter Xtrm (strand IfsIf)
C. C. Morse, President.
R. E. Skinner, Vice-President. R. Miller, Secretary.
jawing rin lit LII hall)
G. G. Taylor, President.
R. E. Skim
H. Vice-President, C. Granger, Secretary. (II) 73
H. J. Kelly, G.:G. Taylor, A. L. Ward.
fitembrrs
19'08
Bugbee, Keresey, Shackley, Cobb, McCarthy, Strong, Dasey, Morse, Taylor.
1909
Goetting, Kraetsehmar, Skinner, Hartigan, MeNaughton, Smith, Kelley, O'Neill, Ward. Searle, Kysek, Bueso•
1910 Miller, 1911 Cottrell,
75 Rust. Granger.
Eintor-in-Pirf
Prescott C. Buffmn.
11107-011
Nutiturna Manager
Assistant Editor-tit4W Clarence B. Shackley.
Annintant ttttittitti ffilimanrr
Byron H. Haley. II. Smitll.
Anneriate
Chas. F. White. Howard R. Green.
Ray Gilson, Leo Kahan, James H. MacNaughton, Emu Ebitiirs
Carl C. Morse, Patrick H. Murphy, Alger L. Ward.
First Tenors.
61er Cub
Benjamin Brown, Leader. Austin R. Turner, Manager.
filritthrro
Monagan, '09, Seabrook, '10, Gilson, '09, Brown, '09, Second Tenors. Turner, '08, Nelson, '09, Brooks, '08, Dower, '09,
Cullen B.
Mr. Bruce, Shockley, '08,
First Basses.
Shockley, '08, Green, '09, Gibson, '08, W. Smith, '09, Guy, '09,
Second Basses.
Ruby, '08, R. Smith, '09, Buffum, '09, Jenkins, '10, White, '09.
Cl1111
Tower, Leader. Prof. Donald Bruce, Director.
autinlitts
Panin, '08, Tower, '08, Je 11i1111110
Pond, '09, Cunningham, '08.
Howe, '09, Moulton, '09.
6uitar White, '09. 79
R. K. Brooks, President, (Fall Term.)
W. J. Whiting, President, (Winter Term.)
W.J. Whiting, Vice-President, (Fall Term.)
C. B. Shackley, Vice-President, (Winter Term.)
P. C. Buffum, Secretary-Treasurer,
filembrrs
1908
Brooks, Haley, Shackley, Buck, Hubbard, Tower. Morse,
1909
Ackermann, Lathrop, Murphy, Buffurn, Kraetschmar, Pond, Gilson, MacNaughton, Skinner, Green, Venard.
1910 Kysek, Worten dyke.
1911
Townsend. 8o
A—stands for Abbott, the demure and the sane;
B—stands for Buck, how we all like that name; C—stands for Curtis, of him we've all heard;
D—stands for Durling, that chick little bird;
E—stands for Ellsworth, the quick and the coy;
F—stands for Farrell, who'd rave o'er a toy;
G—stands for Green, now isn't Ile cute?
tl—stands for Hartigan, with voice like a lute; stands for Isador, like me you'll wonder who; —stands for Jenkins, "hello, fellows," he'll do; K—stands for Kahan, we're all glad he's here;
L—stands for Lacore, then all together "Oh, dear!"
M—stands for Murphy, the quaint German lad;
LS—stands for Nelson,"Little Nellie," 'tis sad; 0—stands for O'Neill, are you tired of this tale?
P—stands for Preston, the gent for the mail;
Q—stands for Quo, the lad from Tien Tsin;
R—stands for Rust, you'd think he'd cave in;
S—stands for Smith,"I'm the main shout."
T—stands for Tracy, you know when he's about;
U—stands for Uncle John, which we sing in a song;
V—stands for Vogler, now I won't keep you long; W —stands for White, the"It"and''I'' fellows;
X—stands for Xavier, with the last the bellows; V—stands for Young Winant, the lad with the smile;
Z—stands for Zaldivars, the ones with the style.
Prof. Biftfunt—" We will begin at the second oration and take four pages."
Pres. Biffium How far will that take us?"
Williston Seminary Four Flushers Society. "Isadore" Dasey—High and Mighty Four Flusher. "Nit'' Mmlinson—His Majesty's Chief Advisor. " Willis" Eggleston—Janitor of the Woman's Court. "cupid'' Warren—Governor of Payson Hall F. F. "Kiddo" Moulton—Head of Ananias Department. Prescott Bqffunt—Ambassador to the Faculty. "Chiffonier" Ruby—Keeper of His Majesty's Garage.
Smith '09—" My last contribution to the Willistonian was accepted. McQuaid '09—"What was it?''
Smith—" Two dollars.''
MacNaug-hton '09—`'What are you practicing for Morse?"
Morse '08—' For the Williston twenty-Three."
Sullivan '10 (after smoking tobacco out of a skull)—"Gee, but that fellow has poor brains."
"Half the people of France would not have been guillotined only they lost their heads."—A Hot Murphy.
Prof. nbbets (Coining to North Hall with a very clean oil can)— Do not think that I am rushing the growler, gentlemen."
Walker'09—" What "do you do when you have a dry solution, Taylor?"
Prof. Bruce (as lie eats a piece of pie)—" I will now raise II to the tth power."
Paquette '10 to Tower '08 (both artists?)—" My salt marsh is so good that a mosquito lit on it to-day."
Tower —''That's nothing, I just raised a P on my cultivated ground."
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At church every Sunday, while everyone's singing, Mid organs loud pealing and clear voices ringing, We list for the shuffling and scuffing of feet, As a bunch of late comers seek a front seat.
Why doth little"Shorty"Light Improve each shining hour, And gather all the dough he can From his pa's handsome dower?
"When I'm cramming up for"mid-terms" And I've got so much to do, That I don't know where I'm standing And I'm feeling awfully blue. I tilt my chair back, close my eyes And let my fancy roam Away to where the Xmas girl Awaits my coming home. Haley,,'o8.
We know an old chap named White, Who thinks himself really quite bright, He gulps and he gobbles, He limps and he hobbles, So very peculiar is White.
Laugh and the teacher laughs with you, Laugh and you laugh alone, The first when the joke's the teacher's joke The last when the joke's your own.
"I'm Jerry Donahue of Brockton, who are you ?"
"There is pleasure sure, In being mad, which none but madmen know." Farrell '09.
Preston to Walker—"Did you see a pedestrian pass this way?"
Walker—"No, I've been right here for an hour and not a thing has passed except a man and he was tramping along on foot."
Lynch to Lacore—" When are railroad cars like stars?" Don't know.
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Prof. Hicks in Physiology—"we will now turn to the insane— Mr. Ward.
That he's the only one around, That he's a jewel yet unfound, That he has broken many hearts, That he has wasted cupid's darts, But it grieves us much to tell the truth About this queer, queer youth, Now this may seem a little rough, But all he does is"run a bluff."
"BROCKTON Smith.
He laughs and giggles as he goes to dinner or to classes, He laughs and giggles as he eats his 'tators and molasses, He'll laugh and giggle when old age the cord of life shall sever, Some men laugh until they're dead but"Tibb will laugh forever."
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Taylor stopped at a hotel during the last vacation and remarked to the bell hop. "Just look what's painted on that pail. "Use for Fire only." Now who could build a fire in a .pail?"
Keresey is a regular sport, after fussing the Prom. game he went over to Hasting's and plankes down 15c for chewing gum as if it wasn't anything at all.
Prof. Gordon—" What were the three great compromises?" Dasey '08—"The first, second and third."
Keresey (at dinner)—"Pork or meat ?"
Quo '10 (giving a figure of speech)—"She is a peach."
Prof. Morse—" Now we understand why yo,, enjoyed your Thanksgiving vacation."
They work while you sleep.— The Log Board.
Prof. Hicks—" What does carbon disulphide smell like, Buck ?"
Buck '08—"It has a pleasant odor (moment later). No, I mean it has the odor of rotten eggs."
The crow doth sing as sweetly.—Gilson '09.
If a loaf of bread consists of(C6H,605)23, it follows that a Payson Hall bun consists of(B3R7I3C7K3S7)37.
Hamilton '08, in Virgil—" I think it is—"
Prof. Buffum—" Don't say that you think because you even think crooked."
Prof. Innis in German—" What is the largest city in the United States !''
Murphy'09—" Holyoke."
Prof. Hicks in Chemistry—" Keresey, did you have anything about the oxyhydrogen blowpipe in Physics?"
Keresey '08—"No, but we had the freezing of ice!"
Prof. Hicks to McCarthy (after repeated failures to answer questions)—"Did you ever shoot at a target ?''
McCarthy '08—" Yes, hut I never hit one."
Guy (reading in English class)—"Stood Dido with a willow in her hand—"
Prof. Morse—''What does the willow stand for, Guy ?''
Guy'09—"I don't know."
Prof. Morse—" Why! for forsaken love. You ought to know all about that.''
Another conundrum—" Why does Mr. Tibbets always prefer the first row of the orchestra, when he goes to the theater ?"
Answer—"Because he takes a great interest in figures."
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Father went to work one day, Johnny stayed at home to play, Father from his work returned, Found the house to ashes burned. "V" eie's mother ?" Father asked surprised Said John, `'Why mother's oxidized."
Murphy '09—"Say Pond, if a goat swallows a rabbit what would the result ?''
Pond'09—"Give it up."
Afur.phy—" Why only a hair in the butter."
, Prof. Tibbets in Analytical Geometry—"Watch my chalk. It has brains."
Prof. Hicks in Chemistry—"Who knows the test for a carbonate ? I want to hear from some one who doesn't know, Roberts.''
Afixer '10 to conductor—'' Is this ark full yet ?"
Conductor—''Yes, all but the monkey. Jump in."
You can drive your horse to water, But you can't make him drink; You can send your son to college, But you can't make him think.—Prof. Butfum.
''Did you hear of the bad accident to Buck?' "No, what was it?'' Accidental discharge of his duties."
For thy sake, 0 Tobacco, I would do anything but die."— Ellsworth '()S.
Student to Dr. Hiltfiold—"In what course will your son graduate?''
Vr. Hiltpold--''In the course of time, I guess!"
Bugbee '08—"What made the lobster blush ?"
Hiltpold'08—"Give it up."
Bugbee '08—" He saw the salad dressing."
Keresey '08, in French—''What's the feminine for he in French ?''
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Deming.'08—" Kin a cowhide in a bootstore ?" Brooks'08—" But be ginger, calfskin !"
Green '09—"I want ten cents worth of stamps" New Post Clerk—" What denomination." Green '09—"I'm a Baptist."
Curtis
SeabrOok
JeNkins
ChaS. Fred. White
I have something for to say It concerns not town or city If we have any more pins to buy We'll have no pin committee.
A toast:—" Here's to our co-eds; few, but, oh my!''
Roberts '09 (after finishing his seventh dish)—" Say Bill, got any seconds on cranberry sauce ?"
Rollins '10 The man with the Merry Widow waistband.
They may tell of the great team work of the basketball team, but it isn't to be compared with that of the Chemistry class.
Prof. Gordon (in Civics)—" When was Johnson inaugurated, Martin?'' "Wallop"—"Who, Stonewall ?"
'rime elaborately thrown away—Gym. work.
Out of sight, out of mind—Chemistry Formulas.
"All the great men are dying, and I do not feel very well myself."—Farrell'09.
Hamilton '08 to Haley '08—"! got my proofs today and I look as if I was drunk."
Haley—"It is nice to get a good natural position when one has his picture taken."
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Morrison '09 (wishing to borrow a clean collar)—" What size collar do you wear, Cobb?"
Cobb '08—"I don't know. Ask her!"
Wallop Martin '08 in Economics—"Macaroni couldn't patent the wireless telegraph, could he ?"
Prof. Bruce (in Physics)—"I.ucier, give the first law of fusion." Lucier'09—"Every substance has a definite fussing point."
Rust (in Rhetoric) reads—"She struck the snake a death blow and then the snake jumped up and tried to bite her."
Reporter to Prof. Rogers—"Where is the line-up?"
Prof. Rogers—" Out on the field."
Burst of profanity from reporter.
Mgr. Goetting to Prof. Clough—"Is Prof. Durfee about?"
Prof. Clough—" No, but I reckon that if you went way down Main street you could find him; he has not been here to breakfast or to dinner."
Early '09 to Postmaster—`` Any mail for Early," Postmaster—`` Not lately."
Prof. Pelissier calling on Lacorefor a reading—" How about you, Lacore ?"
Lacore 'OM—''J haven't it.''
• Prof. Pelissier—" I guess I shall have to mark you a month ahead, to save the trouble."
sth_To Tired, To Think:—Tracy.
Ode to Mr. Hicks' Beard. The youngest of his heirs, Vet by far the most ferocious; Ills junior full by thirty years, Vet fearfully precocious.
Prof. Buffuni—" Have you caught up with your studies yet?" Keresey '08—'`No, I am still pursuing them.'' (13 1 89
The esquimaux sleeps in his little bear skin, Up at the North Pole I am told ; Last night I slept in my little bare skin And caught a deuce of a cold.
"A ticket for Whately please." '08.
Prof. Tibbets—" When is a plane tangent to a cone?" Kahan '09—'` When it ees."
Keresey '08 (talking to his lady friend)—" Now there's Turner, in a few weeks he will be our best man."
The ladyfriend—"O Frank, what a nice way to ask me."
Deming '08—" Here comes a policeman, fishing is not allowed here."
Dewey '08—`` I am not fishing, I am only teaching this worm to swim."
Curtis '08—' Don't you love to read in Spring from the sublime book of Nature?"
Seabrook '0?—" No, I like Fall better, for then nature turns the leaves."
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Seven large spacious floors covered with such pieces of Furniture that make a home cheerful. Rockers. Desks. Book Cases, Writing Tables, Magazine Stands, Morris Chairs, Etc., In all woods and finishes. Weathered Oaks figure very strong In these pieces. Call at store and our salesmen will gladly show you through.
MAPLE AND SUFFOLK STREETS HOLYOKE, MASS.
MASSASOIT HOUSE Springfield, Massachusetts
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T. J. REUNIER.
Wholesale Manufacturer of Harness and Jobber of Saddlery Hardware.
Telephone 14-18-20 Bridge Street SprinOlold, Mass.
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Easthampton, Mass.