. December 1929
. El Burro Vol. No 36
Special Mir.acle Issue (The Fact That It Is Actually Printed Is A Miracle!)
In This Issue ... Semantics discussed by Or. Sprinbed in library; you can or may come if you want.
Actual UFO exclusive photos inside Martians and blind Venetians.
. an interview with deaf
Dr. Kinsey discusses student affairs at bedtime.
Interviews with gas station attendants on the rationing of sex. •
Student framed by cops: one million pounds found in his apartment.
Students picket the sun in San Clemente.
Charlie Tuna defects to Juarei. Fire breaks out in Biology building-'-Or. Webb saves rare specimens anoebic depentary. Dog goes ape. Bites Education building to death. Cigarette burns uncovered by UTEP police on the floor in Student· Union bathroom. Tire biter caught biting hairs of football players leg. • Students Credit Union extends creditto untenured·bank robber. "It's not my faulty this time," sung by Lonnie Kilmer and the Contraceptives.
Mad r~pist Discovered in Boones F!irm Advertising production .studio. Nine discovered by Dr. Pryor's T.A. as the breaking point for reality, picas, and punts. • Girl hangs herself on the front steps of the Sun Bowl with her ticket stub. Photographer tells .the story of his life as a voyuer with picture illustratio_ns. Problems in Publication . . . ballpoint pen called back . by manufacturer on account of faulty points and balls. El Burro writer stained indefinitely with green ink.