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sports editor The Cache Valley Transit Department, Cache Chamber of Commerceand Aggie Shuttle are teaming up to organize the Cache-In for CleanAir event throughout February. Riders of any CVTD or AggieShuttle buses can ask the driver upon boarding for one ticket per day from Feb. 1-29. Tickets can be filled out and given to one of 25 sponsors of Cache-infor Clean Air to be entered in a raffle for prizes of approximately$100value each. CVTD'smanager of marketing and planning Randy Park said the drawing will be the first week of March and winners will be contacted by phone. "We'reexcited,"he said. "I think this is going

to be a great community event. We'vegot a lot of business support. There's really some nice prizes." Participating busi• nesses include several grocery stores mcluding Walmart, Macey'sand Lee's,as well as jewelers like the Diamond Gallery and S.E.Needham's. USU is one of the top donors, including prizes from Athletics, UniversityIon, the Bookstoreand Caine Collegeof the Arts. A completelist of sponsors and prizes can be found at cvtdbus.org. Alden Erickson, USU's shuttle supervisor since 1994, said the event is to help raise awarenessof the traditionally low air quality in CacheValley that seems to be at its worst during February. "Wewant to help inform CacheValleyresi- AGGIE SHUTTLE AND CVTD are joining forces to encourage Cache Valley residents to use public transportation rather than driving their own cars to help decrease the number of dents of the historically

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'Humanbooks'givestudentsfirst-handaccounts BYLINDSAYNEMELKA staff writer Human books are currently available to check out at USU's first Human Library exhibit where "readers" have the opportunity to talk about prejudices and stereotypes they might have about people with diverse experiences and backgrounds. The Human Library is a nonprofit organization that promotes intimate and informal opportunities for people to build understanding of others by opening a dialogue. Anne Hedrich, a USU librarian, is one of the co-organizers for the event, which started Tuesday. Participants will get a unique and authentic experience with a book that is a person, as they "check out" a book on a particular topic. After a reader looks at the catalog of different topics, they decide which book they are interested in. Angela Neff, a USU teaching assistant and co-organizer of the event, said "readers" must first agree to some guidelines, such as asking respectful questions. "We want our books treated well," Neff said. Readers then get a library card and set up a time to have a conversation with the book, at which time they can hear and share sto_riesabout a particular topic. "It's like an informed personal narrative that's interactive," Neff said. Hedrich said the Human Library is "quite clever, because we're talking about reading another kind of book - a human book."

She said it's a great way to "start a dialogue to promote a better understanding of different experiences and ways of thinking." Experiences will be unique because each reader has different

interests, understandings and can ask their own questions. Each of the books is an expert of their own experience on the topic, but not about the topic. "The books are meant to not present facts, but experiences,"

Hedrich said. The theme for this library collection is "Find Out the Rest of the Story." More than 20 titles are offered, including topics on Paganism, abuse survivors, blindness, eating disorders and

interesting hobbies, such as storm chasing. Hedrich said SQmetimes there is more than one title to a topic, such as the circumstance in Lebanon from both a Christian and Muslim perspective. Matt Winters, a book volunteer, will be available for check out Tuesday to talk about his experiences as a college radio disc jockey. Although Winters said he hopes to broaden minds and get past any misconceptions people might have about DJs, he is mostly excited about his love for the topic. "I get to maybe not change minds, but inform them about something interesting," he said. The Human Library organizers have had an overwhelming response of people who want to volunteer as books. Hedrich said many of them look forward to the opportunity to help others, even if they talk about personal or difficult topics. "All these books are very brave," Neff said. Hedrich said although these exhibits happen all over the world, this is the first time it has been introduced in Logan. "I think it will be an interesting and fun experience for readers and hope people will come," she said. The Human Library is free and open to all members of the community and will continue until Thursday in room 101 of the Merrill-Cazier Library. Hours are Wednesday 2-4 p.m., and Thursday 4-6 p.m.

GRADUATE STUDENT SHANNON BABB checks out "LivingLarge, LivingBlind," a book at the Human Library exhibit. Thi~ week students can go to the Merrill-Cazier Library to talk to volunteers there to share hardships. experiences and lessons they learned from them. Topics range from surviving abuse to abnormal hobbies. MIKEJOHNSONphoto

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BYMARISSASHIELDS staff writer Susan Shaw, a professor from Oregon State University, lectured at the Merrill-Cazier Library about feminist equality and religion Monday, Jan. 23. Church-going women need to stand up for equality, Shaw said in her lecture. Most language used in the Bible refers to God as being a man, she said.The language about God is metaphorical, and tlierefore, women must challenge this image, she added. If people take this metaphor too seriously, Shaw • said, they begin to create a fallacy of misplaced concreteness, in which people take a metaphor and act as if it is real. "If all you hear is 'God is male,' then that's all you are going to see God as," Shaw said. "God is much bigger than any name we could give God." Shaw challenged people to re-read sacred texts, such as the Bible, from a woman's point of view. The story of the Last Supper tells ofJesus and his disciples sharing Jesus' last meal before His crucifixion. "Women had to be there as well," she said. "Who cooked the food, and who cleared the tables?" If people go back in history far enough, Shaw said, they will find that women were bishops, as well. From the formation of the Baptist church, women were a part of the preaching. Shaw said it is a reminder that we don't have to be governed by our more recent history. Theology tends to stereotype women as temptresses, Shaw said, referencing the story of Adam and Eve in which Eve tempted Adam to eat the forbidden fruit with her sexuality. Shaw said this is why women can't be ordained, since women were the first in the fall, they aren't fit to be ordained. But looking at the story carefully reveals it is not all Eve's fault, she said. "Adam is standing right there with Eve at the tree," Shaw said. "He didn't speak up, and she didn't force that fruit on him. He knowingly and fully participated, and yet it becomes reasoning that women get blamed for this, and they get excluded from all sorts of things." Men are also trapped by theological stereotypes, Shaw said. Men are pressured to be closer to God - to

be a better pastor or holder of the priesthood - and do everything right, she said. Shaw said she's seen some movements in Evangelical churches that involve what she calls a "macho Jesus." Since women go to church more often than men, she said, men feel they must make Jesus more masculine, because it's how men are supposed to be. "We aU end up limited," she said. "We're told, 'This is what you have to be, because you're a man, and this is what you have to be, because you're a woman."' Instead of just focusing on women in a feminist theory, individuals must realize how hegemonic masculinity harms both men and women, Shaw said. Like women, men are forced into boxes, she said. Men are supposed to be strong supporters of a family, even if the family is made up of 10 children and parents on a low-wage job, she said. Because of stereotypes, fathers are discouraged from being stay-at-home dads, because a father who doesn't work can be viewed as "wimpy," Shaw said. "We ought to be allies in this endeavor, because we'd actually all be better off if we moved beyond these images that limit everybody," Shaw said. Raquel Rosario Sanchez, a senior majoring in international studies, said she was a feminist before coming to see Shaw speak. She said Shaw's speech only strengthened her feminist views. Sanchez said she felt comfortable as a woman at her church, the Universalist Unitarian church. "I didn't feel comfortable going to a church of a religion that didn't appreciate me as a woman," Sanchez said. "You have to examine what it means to be a woman in your religion." Symone Caldwell, a junior majoring in anthropology, said she chose her church, The Genesis Project, because it accepts all sorts of people. "My being a feminist doesn't affect my relationship with anyone," she said. The lecture was sponsored by the Center for Women and Gender. The Center was thrilled to have Shaw speak, said Ann Austin, director of the Center for SUSAN SHAW, A PROFESSOR of women's studies at Oregon State, Women and Gender.

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visited campus Monday to discuss the "metaphorical maleness" of God. She marissa.shields@aggiemail.usu.eduencouraged women to fight for equality in religious matters and to challenge their stereotypical roles. KIMBERLY SHORTSphoto

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A PHOTOGRAPHY COLLECTION IS BEING DISPLAYED in the Merrill-Cazier Library through mid-February that depicts the construction of the Union Pacific Railroad. The exhibit presents several of the well-known and idealized scenes of the construction as photographed by A.J. Russell. There are a number of lesserknown images showing the darker side of the job. Union Pacific met up with the Central Pacific line at Promontory Point on May I0, 1869.MIKEJOHNSONphoto

USU's gymnastics team and coaches want to say 'thank you' to the faculty and staff at the university and acknowledge the fan support from those groups by holding a Faculty and Staff Appreciation Night. Faculty and staff, along with their family members, may attend the Jan. 27 gymnastics match for $1. Competing that night are the Aggies, Southern Utah University and Boise State. Tickets, while free, are required, and can be acquired at the Dee Glen Smith Ticket Office the night of the match. Faculty and staff are required to show their ID and the $1 admission includes immediate family members only. The Jan. 27 match is the home opener for Aggie Gymnastics.

the New ASUSUannounces newstatefundingcampaignFight Drug hosts panel BY ROUCHELLE BROCKMAN

staff writer A new online system for reporting servicehours and a statewide campaign for higher-education funding was unveiled at the ASUSUExecutive Council meeting Tuesday. The AggiesGivingServicesite will be released online starting Mondayfor students to record their servicehours, said ASUSUServiceVicePresident Maddie Busteed. "This waystudents will have accurate numbers to put on resumes,"said ASUSUPresident Erik Mikkelsen."(The system)is another tool to help make Utah State students more marketable." The system will also help USUorganizations applyfor funding, Busteedsaid. Many student groups receivefunding based on their community impact, and this tracking system will allow them to specificallydemonstrate that impact, she said. Busteedsaid even though any student will be able to accessthe system, it is initially aimed at

helping established organizationsand their administrators track service hours. Once all technical and other administrative concerns with the site have been worked out, she said, she "sees it expanding to the whole university." Busteedsaid also she wanted to create the site since she came into officelast year, and the system will be a vast improvementto the Service Center's previous hand-written tracking system. The system was co-created with ASUSUwebmaster John Reynoldsand has been in its testing phase since Friday,she said. A new advertisingcampaign encoaraging university and governmentalsupport for increased state funding to universitieswill be displayed on campus, beginning sometime in the next few weeks, Mikkelsensaid at the Tuesdaymeeting. "Utah is very fiscally conservative,"said ASUSU ExecutiveVice President Kirsten Frank. "Higher education has taken so many cuts, there is not more fat to trim."

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Mikkelsen,along with the other members of the The USU Chapter of Fight the Utah Student Association,based the campaign on New Drug is holding a discussion a GeorgetownUniversitystudy that says by 2020, group about the addictive potential 66 percent of Utah jobs will require some sort of of pornography with guest lecturer post-high schooleducation. Brannon Patrick from LifeSTAR The campaign will be styled after the "99 percent" campaign used during the Occupymovement Networkon Wednesday,Jan. 25. Patrick has experience in helping and will depict a student holding a piece of paper with intensive outpatient treatment with his or her personal education story written on programs for substance abuse and it, stating "I am the 66 percent," Mikkelsensaid. has become passionate about addic"It's about return on investment,"Frank said. tion recoverywork. He took an inter"The only way to ensure Utah stays economically est in helping with sexual addictions competitiveis by investing in higher education." after finding out that a lot of the Mikkelsen said this is a statewide campaign, treatment methods are the same as and other universitiesaround the state will display those overcoming drug addictions. similar ads. He will provide insight on how "It brings all 170,000Utah students together pornography addiction can be overunder one voice,"he said. "It will not be fragcome and share recoverystories to mented by institution, like in the past." help us understand the struggles involvedin facing an addiction. - rouchellebrockman@gmail.com This discussion group is meant to be informative.Many of the people who attend these discussions or are involvedwith Fight the New Drug have known friends or family members who have struggled with pornography addiction. As Fighterswe aim to educate those who may not be informed. Please support our cause! More information can be found at www.fightthenewdrug.org.

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MEMBERS OF THE ASUSU E~ec:utiveCouncil perfol]ll~Otsman prior to their meeting Tuesday. The council established the creation of a website to help students track-service hours. They ~ko announced a new advertising campaign to encourage the state to provide more assistance in education. CURTISRIPPLINGER photo

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Valleybus systems worktogether towardbetter air quality poor air quality in the valley," Erickson said. According to the Utah Division of Air Quality website, Cache Valley'spersistent high pressure systems combined with snow-coveredground, kmg nights and weak winds create temperature inversions which trap pollution by ''acting as a lid on the bowl-like topography of the valley." This pollution is measured by how many particles - each 2.5 micrometers in diameter - are c:oncentratedin the air. Bear River Health Department public relations director JillParker said February 2011 had one yellowair day, but February 2010 had five yellow ~ days and seven red air 1iays.January 2011had eight yellowair days and one ted air day, and

January 2010had six yellow and 14red air days. Air quality in Cache Valleyis rate on a threecolor system with green being ideal-quality air. Yellowair days are defined as days in which there is a concentration .rating of 25-34 pollutant units per cubic meter. Red days are defined as days with concentration ratings of 35-210units and are considered unhealthy, especially for children and older adults. Park said CVTDis helping to improve the problem and has three hybrid diesel-electric buses in the 35-bus fleet. "Betweenthe two of us," Park said of CVTD and Aggie Shuttle, "we see ourselves as part of the air-quality solution."

PoliceBlotter Friday,Jan.13

Sunday,Jan.15

• USUPolice were contacted by a Cache County Sheriffs school resource officer,concerning some possible inappropriate contact between a college student and a IS-year-oldhigh schoolstudent. After interviewing the student, it was determined to be unfounded and no further action would be taken.

• USUPolice responded to a fire alarm at Wasatch Hall. Policedetermined that a blow dryer and hair spray had set off the alarm. Policedetermined everything to be OK.

• A person reported finding a shotgun shell between the cushions of a couch in the chemistry building. • A faculty member lost his car keys in the Merrill Hall parking lot. The individual contacted a locallocksmith to unlock his vehicle and make a new key. • A trouble alarm was beeping in the Stan Laub Training Center and was annoying the lacrosse players.The alarm was silenced and Facilitieswas contacted to fix the problem.

Tuesday, Jan. 17 • USUPolicewere dispatched near the new Agriculture Sciencebuilding, regarding three trucks blocking the roadway.The trucks were unloading furniture for the new building. • USUPolice were called about a individual who passed out in the weight room. • USUPolicewere called to a report of a suspicious odor in SnowHall. Police investigatedand determined there was an odor and suspected marijuana use had occurred in the room. Police are continuing the investigation.One resident was cited and released for minor in possessionof alcohol.

Erickson said USUhas the largest alternative fuel system of all higher education institutions in the state. "We carry about a million people a year," Erickson said of the 11 buses in the fleet. "Allthe university buses run on compressed natural gas, so it's cleaner." Park and Erickson both said they think Cache-in for Clean Air will improve pollution levels in the valley. "If we can get more people to ride the bus and less people to drive, it will help," Erickson said. "Wejust want to encourage people to drop their car and give mass transit a try."

Contact USU Police·at 797-1939 for non-emergencies. Anonymous reporting line: 797-5000 EMERGENCY NUMBER: 911 • USUPoliceresponded and assisted Logan Police with a male individual who had allegedly taken beer from a grocery store and then ran from police. The male individual was extremelyintoxicated and was caught after a short chase by police. An ambulance was called to check the health and safety of the individual, who was later transported to Logan RegionalHospital

Thursday,Jan.19 • USUPolice responded to the parking lot south of 400 N. 700 East, for a citizen assist. A vehicle slid on some ice next to another vehicle.The vehicles were separated without any damage. • USUPolice responded to the Agriculture Sciencebuilding on a report that three individuals were in the computer lab when the lab was report: ed to be closed. The individuals were contacted and had permission to be in the lab. ►)Compiled by Megan Allen

It will be a 'beam me up, Scotty' moment when the Museum of Anthropologyexploresthe worlds of Star Wars and Star Trek. «Sci-Fi:The Final Frontier" is the topic of the next Saturdays at the Museum activity Jan. 28, from IO a.m. to 4 p.m. Activitieswill show how current culture has changed via these amazing works of sciencefiction, event organizers said. Museum visitors can learn about how modern technologies have evolvedfrom the worlds of Star Wars and Star Trek. Visitors can learn their Klingonname, or make a hand puppet of Admiral Ackbar. Museum visitors will also have a chance to watch "Star Wars Tech," a documentary on the technology of Star Wars to be shown at noon and at 2 p.m. participants can watch "Modern Marvels:Star Trek Tech." A costume contest will be at 1 p.m. for both Star Wars and Star Trek costumes, with the winners receiving Aggie Ice Cream. So, everyone is invited to grab their universal translator, brush up on their Wookieand enjoya funfilled day with the whole family.

CZarifyCorrect In the Jan. 23 issue ofThe Utah Statesman,the "Our View"stated 100classeswouldbe affectedby the CommonHour times.In reality,only • 20 classeswill be affected.

In the Jan. 23 issueofThe Utah Statesman,the name of rehabilitation counselorScotFerrewas mispelledin • a photo captionon page1.

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Studentwins $10,000for budgetingskills BYSTEVEKENT news editor Winning$10,000in a contestwould open up all kinds of opportunities.The winner wouldthen haveto decidewhat to do with all that money.Wouldthey buy a car?Payoff studentdebts? USUstudentLoriThompsonfaced that questionDecember2011whenshe won Cheapster,a web realitycontest presentedby ZionsBank. What did she do with the money? "I haven'tspent it yet,"Thompson said in an interviewJan. 24."I'mstill savingit." Forsomeonewho won a contest about savingmoney,such a response makessense. Thompsonsaid neithershe nor her husbandhad studentdebt and both of their carswerealreadypaid off when she won the contest.Shewilllikely spend the prizemoneyon her education,she said, but hasn'tyet seenthe need. Thompson,a seniorstudying human movementscienceand psychology,currentlyinterns at the U.S. OlympicTrainingCenterin Colorado. The contestpitted 10youngadults againstone another.Eachwasgiven a set amount of moneyto completea seriesof tasks,such as purchasingand creatinga meal or decoratingan office cubicle.Contestantstried to impress the judgesby spendingthe least amount of money.The program'sseven episodesaired on the webat www. cheapster.tv. AshleyMurray,Cheapsterpublic relationsassociate,said in a party after

USU STUDENT LORI THOMPSON WON $10,000 in the Web reality contest Cheapster.The competition pitted 10 young adults against each other. Thompson won in the final episode when eliminated contestants voted for the winner. Zions Bankpresented Thompson with I0,000 $1 bills.Photocourtesyof AshleyMurray

the contestaired that Thompsonwas presentedwith 10,000$1bills. A photoof Thompsonand her husbandholdingthe orangelaundry basketfull of cashlater appearedon Cheapster'liFacebookpage.Afterthe party, the moneywas depositedin a student savingsaccountat Zionsin Thompson'sname. When askedwhathow holding the prize moneyfelt,Thompsonsaid, "heavy." Thompsonsaid the challengesin the contestwerea little morestressful

than regularlysavingmoney. The car had been totaled,though,and "I think the main thing about Thompsonhad the responsibilityto savingmoneyis you need time to in a ·repair it. The second-youngest research,"Thompsonsaid. "Wewere familyof eightsiblings,Thompsonsaid kind of on a tight time schedule,so that her olderbrothersand sistershelped part was a little stressful- trying to her repair and paint the car. figure out what we weregoingto do in JaniceTaylor,Thompson'smother, 10minutesand do it fast." said Thompsonhas alwaysshownan Thompsonsaid her parents,who interestin savingmoney. own an auto bodyand repair shop "Therehavebeen timeswhen I in Duchesne,Utah,taughther skills couldseethat my bank accountwas she coulduse to savemoney.When goingto go in the hole,and I wouldcall Thompsonturned 16,her parents my little collegestudent who is making gaveher a FordMustang,she said. minimum wageand ask if I couldbor-

rowsome moneyfor a fewdaysuntil I got the checkthat wascomingin," Taylorsaid. Thompsonsaid her closefriends and familyfollowedthe program as new episodeswerepostedon the web. "I didn't reallyknowif I wanted them to (watch),"Thompsonsaid. "It's kind of embarrassing.When I watched it, I waslike,'Oh my goodness,I can't believeI said that.' I'm sucha drama queenon the show." Thompsonsaid throughoutthe durationof the contest,she didn't expectto win but she enjoyedthe experience. "I wasthere to havefun, to make friendsand if that's all I gotout of it, I was fine with it,"Thompsonsaid. Thompson'sattitudemay have helpedher win the cash.In the final episode,after the judgestalliedpoints earnedfor eachchallenge,Thompson was the last of the three finalists.In a surprise twist,the judgesbroughtthe eliminatedcontestantsto votefor the champion.The votedecidedthe contest in Thompson'sfavor. FellowAggieEricRichardson participatedin the competition. Richardson,a junior majoringin psychology,said Thompson'sconsistency and kindnessmayhavehelpedher win. "Shewouldalwaysfind a good pricefor what she was doingand have a reallygoodplan,"Richardsonsaid. "Shewas helpingother peopleout and beingreallynicethe wholetime. She was reallyclassy."

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Makinga buck in an uncommonway BYMANDYMORGAN staff writer After keeping grades up and making sure they have a social life, the next step for most students is finding a job. There are always those jobs students wish they had. But often students will work in the very buildings where they take classes, doing research and aiding professors in their specific area of study. There are also a number of on-campus student jobs that wouldn't cross most student's minds - such as wedding host, enforcement officer or barber. These are just a few jobs students spoke about to illustrate the existence of lesser-known jobs at USU. Information Technology Service Desk Assistant When KyleSaunders got a virus on his computer, eventually getting a job along with it was not what he expected. Saunders, a senior majoring in accounting, went into the IT Service Desk building at USU to get his computer looked at and said he had a good experience. "There was good customer service, and it had a great atmosphere," he said. Saunders found out about a job opening a few months later, applied and got the job. "Even though I might not have been the most qualified," Saunders said, "it's been a great learning experience."

Saunders has worked there ever since. Some of the responsibilities his job entails include helping students and faculty members who come in with IT problems and taking calls from students, faculty and alumni who have computer issues. "A lot of alumni will call in, needing to reset passwords," Saunders said. "Students usually need to connect to BlueZone or help with passwords or general problems with their computers." Enjoying his job at the IT Service Desk has never been a problem, he said. "They're very flexible with my schedule," Saunders said. "If I had to get stuck on a desert island, I'd want to get stuck on it with all my coworkers at the IT Service Desk." Enforcement Officer On-campus enforcement officers, all students who work for the Parking Office, are those individuals who give tickets to people who park where they shouldn't or let their p arking meters expire. Cody Humpherys, a sophomore majoring in pre-medical business, has worked as an enforcement officer for two years. "We walk around campus, most of the time, and make sure that people are parking in the right places," Humpherys said, "as well as trying to help people get to where they need to go in an orderly fashion." Some people on campus may not realize it's solely students doing this job. Humpherys

CODY HUMPHERYS IS AN ENFORCEMENT OFFICER on campus for the Parking Office. He has worked as an officer for two years and said the job is not as bad as people might think. D£LAYNE. LOCKE. photo

said most of the students who find out his position are not too happy with him. "I hear 'Oh, I hate you a lot," he said with a laugh. "We get yelled at a lot, but that's just doing the job." For Humpherys and fellow officers, the job isn't as bad as people might think. "It's pretty laid back for the most part," Humpherys said. Wedding/Event Host

TREVOR DAVIS IS AN OFFICE ASSISTANT and event host for the Alumni House on campus. He said he covers many duties including receptionist, shoveling, yard work and watering flowers. D£LAYNE. LOCKE. photo ll

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Trevor Davis works in what some would argue is one of the most interesting places on campus - generally because it is somewhere that nearly all students don't even realize exists - the Alumni House. 'TU say I'm going to the Alumni House and people think I'm going to my fraternity house," Davis said. Davis, a junior majoring in elementary education, said his job entails many different duties. During the day, Davis said he does chores and odd jobs around the house. "I cover the desk for the receptionist, shovel the walk or do any yard work," he said. "In the summer, I water the flowers a lot." The actual wedding host aspect of his job is usually done at later times of the day. It includes setting up weddings and other events that take place at the Alumni House,

and then "I am there to answer questions or help the party out with anything they need," he said. When the event is done, he cleans up and puts everything back. Davis said unusual encounters are a part of the job. "I have had some crazy people that ask me for the weirdest stuff," Davis said. "And sometimes, the way that the person in charge planned the setup for the event doesn't go with the way the caterers planned it." He said this leads to a lot of changing things around right before the events start. Other responsibilities of the job include being a sound technician, playing music or videos and consulting on anything that needs altering for each event. "They're really good about working with my schedule," Davis said. "And I like it because for the most part - because I'm on my feet most of the time doing stuff." He said there are perks to the job. "I get to dance around to music while cleaning up," Davis said. "That's why I'm a good dancer." On-campus Barber Stephanie Zollinger Defilippis, a senior majoring in communication studies, could be See ODD JOBS Page 6

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Diversify a classic, cheap and cheesy college meal Everybody loves macaroni and cheese, right? This is a recipe for the absolute, most basic version around meaning it pretty much contains macaroni and cheese. The white sauce, known as a "bechamel," is what brings it all together and ensures that the cheese does not toughen up or separate. Before baking, it may seem as if there is too much cheese sauce and not enough noodles, but as the macaroni finishes cooking, it absorbs some of the sauce to become plump, flavorful and wildly delicious. Once you've mastered the basic recipe, try playing around with some of the variations I've suggested, or come up with your own. I think you'll love it any way you try it.

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aroni well and set it aside. Meanwhile, in a medium-sized saucepan set over medium heat, warm the milk. In another pot - you can use the same one you cooked the pasta in - melt the butter. When the butter starts to bubble, add the flour and cook for 1 minute,

whisking constantly. Slowly pour in the hot milk, whisking constantly. Continue cooking and whisking until the mixture bub'11es and becomes thick (the consistency of sauce). Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the salt, pepper and most of the cheese (save a little of each cheese for sprinkling on top). Stir until the cheese is melted and the sauce is smooth. Gently stir the cooked macaroni into the cheese sauce. Pour the mixture into a glass or metal baking pan (the size doesn't matter as

long as the mixture fills the pan) and sprinkle with the remaining cheese. Bake for 20-25 minutes, until it is browned on top. If it hasn't browned by then (or 1f you just like it more browned) you can broil it for 1-2 minutes. Serve hot.

VARIATIONS: Snazzy- Before baking, toss some breadcrumbs (either made from torn bread or Panko Japanese-style bread crumbs) in a little melted butter and sprinkle over the top. They'll brown up nicely

and add a delicious buttery crunch to the dish.

Hot and Spicy - When you're whisking in the salt a pepper, add a pinch of cayenne pepper to the sauce. Then replace the Monterey Jack cheese with pepper jack. If you're feeling really adventurous, you can also stir in some canned diced jalapenos. Health Nut - Replace the elbow macaroni with wholewheat pasta, use skim milk to make the bechamel and use reduced-fat cheeses. Steam broccoli until crisp-

tender (don't get it too soft, as it will continue cooking while the pasta bakes) and chop it into bite-sized pieces to stir in before baking. Your taste buds and your waistline will appreciate this one.

Big Spender - Instead of using traditional sharp cheddar, use sharp white cheddar and replace the Monterey Jack cheese with Gruyere or Pecorino Romano. Gruyere cheese is my favorite, but it tends to be a bit more expensive than other cheeses. Luckily, you can usually purchase it in small quantities at the front section of the grocery store, and trust me, you can taste the difference.

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ABSOLUTELY BASIC MACARONIAND CHEESE 8 ounces (1/2 pound) elbow

combination of Swiss, white cheddar and Parmesan cheeses and bow-tie or penne pasta instead of macaroni. When you add the pasta to the sauce, add a few tablespoons of pesto and about ¼ cup toasted pine nuts. Sprinkle with breadcrumbs before baking and serve with slices of fresh tomato on the side.

macaroni 2 ¾ cups milk 3 tablespoons butter J/4cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt ¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper (optional) 2 ¼ cups (about 9 ounces) grated sharp cheddar cheese 1 cup (about 4 ounces) grated Monterey Jack cheese Preheat oven to 375 F. Fill a large pot with water; bring to a boil. Add the macaroni and cook for 2-3 minutes less than what is stated in the directions on the box or bag, until the outside is cooked but the inside is slightly underdone. (Note: Under-cooking the macaroni ensures that it won't get too soft when it continues to cook later in the oven). When done, drain the mac-

Southern Comfort Leftover mac and cheese can become even tastier when it's fried. Make it into balls (once it's chilled and hardened), coat each ball in egg and breadcrumbs and fry them in a pot on your stove until crispy.

THE BASIC MACARONI AND CHEESE RECIPE doesn't always have to be predictable.Jenelle Clark recommends spicing up the classic meal with breadcrumbs, whole-wheat pasta or higher quality cheese.JENELLECLARKphoto

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Predicting an unsuccessful movie remake There are two basic types of events that occur in life excluding the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, of course - moments we never thought would occur and events we honestly hoped never would. Truth be told, I am torn at where to file one of the upcoming probable events in my future after waking up Monday morning. I did my normal early-time routine of crawling out of bed, doing some crunches, preparing a temporary tattoo I got inside my Nestle Wonderball and checking my email. I finished up my morning emails and took a rather brisk jaunt over to Facebook to see if anyone has recent-

began ringing in my head, I began looking for my old puffy pair of loosely-laced Vans, and I had the sudden urge to fire up MSN Messenger and emoticon all my friends about my new Sony Walkman. This territory had been rather uncharted for quite some time, and here it was staring me in the face after nearly half a decade. I just felt torn with it all. Do I really want to revisit my adolescent years? I mean, my only real accomplishments from that smidge in time was having a thin waist, getting into a well-respected university and, kind of, being able to grow sideburns. Sure, I can see some old

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faces again, but, had I the needed resources, I could see them anytime without having to endure a less-thandesirable taco bar. I suppose what it all comes down to is the whole environment of high school just isn't as interesting, nowadays, as it used to be. Back in the day, or so I'm told, that educational age actually had some sense of positive imagery to it. Ever seen ''The Breakfast Club"? Good gracious, that movie even made Emilio Estevez look cool. You had the brain, the basket case, the princess, Judd Nelson - that movie had it all, with unnecessary dance montages to boot.

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Oddjobs on campus one of the barbers working,if students walk into the USU barbershopany givenFriday. Locatedon the bottom floor of the Taggart StudentCenter, the barbershopis hopping - whether there are customers inside or not, Defilippissaid. "I feelthat if anyonewalks in who wants to have fun, they will,"Defilippis said. "It's pretty chill. I almost shouldn'tget paid to do what I do." DeFilippisis a stylist. Shecuts hair, colors,styles and occasionallydoes scalp treatments. "I cut professors',students', employees',professors'wives'," Defilippissaid indicating the range of peopleshe cuts hair for. When Defilippis came back to schoolafter taking a threeyear break, she said she knew she wanted to find a good parttime job, and so she appliedat the shop. "I found the perfect boss ever,"Defilippis said, smiling, as her boss sat nearby.DeFilippisis workingher third year at the shop, and, accordingto her, it's the best job she could have at this point in time. "Withoutthe barbershop,l wouldn'thave met my husband," . Defilippissaid. "I fell in lovewith someonewho night-cleans the TSC,and I met him becauseI am in here." For Defilippis,being a part of the barbershop team is important. "Wereally are like familyin here,"she said, "I'd do anything for these ladies,and they'd do anything for me." Which,she said, makes it all the better for her to go into work everyFriday. It may seemlike there are not enoughjobs to go around for students on campus,but there are alwaysplacesstudents don't even think about applying- or don't even know they exist. There are severaljobs to be found, if students use the job board as a reference,for both on- and off-campusjobs. "Asstudent employment(advisers),we are a referralservice," said Paula Johnson,supervisorfor USUStudentEmployment. "Weget a very wide range of jobs (that) come through." The Summer Job Fair in the TSCon Feb. 14 could also aid students lookingfor a way to make moneyduring the summer.

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TouchBase AP Top 25 Record Pts Pv l Kentucky (61) 19-1 1,620 2 2. Missouri(2) 18-1 1,532 5 3. Syracuse(2) 20-1 1,506 1 4. OhioSt. 17-3 1,411 6 16·3 1,383 7 5. Kansas 6. Baylor 17·2 1,234 3 7.NorthCarolina 16-3 1,232 8 16-3 1,176 4 8. Duke 9, Georgetown 16-3 1,045 10 10.Michigan St. 16-4 1,009 9 11.MurraySt. 20-0 925 12 12.UNLV 18-3 886 14 13.SanDiegoSt. 17-2 832 16 15-4 709 17 14.Florida 15.Creighton 18-2 682 19 16.Indiana 16-4 609 11 17.Marquette 16-4 517 21 St 16-4 422 18 18.Mississippi 15-3 414 15 19.Virginia 15-5 396 20 20.Michigan 21.SaintMary's 19-2 345 24 22.KansasSt. 14-4 252 25 23. FloridaSL 13-6 244 24.UConn 14-5 203 13 25.Wisconsin 16-5 182 -

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AggieSchedules Men,s Basketball THURSDAY, JAN. 26 USUvs.Hawaii,7 p.m. in Spec1rum SATURDAY, JAN. 28 USUvs.SJSU,7 p.m. in Spectrum

Women,s Basketball SATURDAY, JAN. 28 USUat Idaho,6:30 p.m.

Gymnastics SATURDAY, JAN. 27 USU vs.SUU, BoiseState, 7 p.m. in Spectrum.

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Paying the price to play BY MEGAN BODILY

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Clubsports are not cheap. Continuingto prosperalongside notedschool-sponsored sports,clubsports at USUare student-runorganizationsthat relyon the school,community and the playersthemselves to fund the expensesof their sports. EverysemesterUtahState studentspaya $24campus recreationfee to supportthe recreationfacilitiesand activities,clubsports coordinator ScottWamsleysaid.Ofthe moneyreceived,$51,000goes into the recreationdepartment's supportedclubs.A general fund of $3,650is put asideso clubscan requestextra money for awaygamesor postseason appearances. The moneyeachdub receivesisbased on an evaluation of clubneedsand operation expenses.The seven-tiersystem peaks with tier-sevenclubs receiving$7,551-$7,750 and ends with tier-oneclubsreceiving $1,110or less. The evaluationprocess combinesthe past three years' averageoperatingcosts and takesinto accounthow much playerdues wereeachyear. Eachclubor memberalsohas to pay a feeto belongto their sport'snationalaffiliation,a prerequisiteto beinga club sport under recreationdepartment rules.

USU CLUB SPORTS receive student fee money, but students who wish to participate in club sports still pay out of pocket. Some clubs are funded from $7,551-$7,750,while others receive $1,110or less. Funding is based on evaluation of club needs and operations. Rle photos

AlysStaten,USU'sassistant directorof clubsports and athletictrainer,said the club sports departmentencourages joiningnationalgoverningbodiesbecauseof the benefitsthat comewith membership. ~ational organizations carry liabilityinsuranceto not onlycoverthe facilitiesthat the teams play,"Statensaid,

"but alsocarry secondary health insuranceas well,which helps out if you getinjuredor whatnot." The recreationdepartment optedto withholdwhichsports are in whichtiers, but Wamsley said fundingis basedon the criteriaand need forfunding. "(First,)provea need for that sport, and, (second,there)

has to be spaceto practiceand play,"Wamsleysaid. "When fundingis tight,youhaveto be carefulon whomyouadd when yourfacilitiesare smallor not enough.It's a tough situation." Findingspaceto playcan be a big expensefor many clubs. The hockeychili,whichhas the highestoperatingcost,with an averageof $117,288per year,

pays usagefeesfor practiceand gamesat the EcclesIce Center. The hockeyteam is a tier-sevencluband as such receives$7,500per year from studentfees.Statensaid the figureis about$2,000belowthe normwhen comparedto other schools,such asthe Universitx See STUDENTS,Page 9

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Lionel Messi is among the greatest, but not yet the best El maestro has done it again. Lionel Messi, the Argentine sensation, was named the 2011 FIFA Ballon d'Or winner, an award given annually by FIFA, soccer's governing body, to the player of the year. At just 24 years of age, it's already Messi's third Ballon d'Or in a row and third overall. With this most recent award, he becomes the first player since the award's inception in 1991 to win three years in a row. In the three years that Messi has won the Ballon d'Or, he's also led Barcelona to three consecutive championships in Spain's domestic league, known as La Uga, and two Champions League titles. Oh, and he has scored 142 goals in the last three seasons, averaging just under one a game.

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He's the next Maradona right? Maybe the best we've seen in the past 20 years? Not yet. He very well could be, but he's still got some work to do. In the last 20 years there have been two other players that have won the Ballon d'Or three times - the aforementioned Messi, Ronaldo of Brazil and France's

Zinedine Zidane - pretty impressive company to say the least. Ronaldo won the award in 1996, 1997 and 2002, and Zidane took home the honors in 1998, 2000 and 2003. While simply winning the Ballon d'Or once doesn't necessarily mean greatness, three times surely must, and these three players are without doubt the greatest of the past 25 years. But is Messi really the best of the bunch? Has he already eclipsed Ronaldo and Zidane, let alone Maradona? Not yet. The part that he's played in bringing Barcelona three consecutive titles in La Liga and two Champions League titles has indeed been impressive. His play at times has been magical and

almost impossible. His goal tallies have indeed been stunning. For all those domest'ic successes, though, he's most certainly not alone. Zidane won a Champions League title, too. Zidane and Ronaldo both led their clubs to consecutive domestic league titles. His goal tally is indeed impressive, but Ronaldo has produced similar tallies, and Zidane couldn't be expected to in his midfield role. It seems, then, that the determining factor has to be international soccer. How have these three stars fared on soccer's biggest stage? Ronaldo is the all-time leading scorer in World Cup history, with 15 goals in three competitions.

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It may seem a bit early in the NCAAcollege basketball season to be debating who is the true number one in college basketball. The No. 1 in the AP and ESPNCoaches Poll is none other than John Calipari's Kentucky Wildcats, but it's who is currently sitting in the No. 2 spot in both polls who is the true No. I team in the Nation. The Tigers are undersized, as they rank 303th in height among Division-I schools, and they are terrible in rebounds per game due to their size (214th).Despite the struggle to rebound the ball and the height disadvantage, Missouri has managed to average 83 points per game (4th), and it is No. 2 in the nation in field goal percentage (50.9). We may never know who the better team truly is, as it is best decided in a headto-head battle, and anything can happen during March

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The Kentuck-yWildcats are the best team in the country right now.At 19-1, they haveearned the top spot in the polls for a reason. The Wildcatsboast five playerswho are averaging doubledigits in scoring this season and a sixth man averaging 9.9points per game. • That is what you call stability and balance.Doron Lamb is shooting47 percent from the 3-point line, and Anthony Davis1sshooting 63 percent from the field. Nowadd MichealKiddGikhrist, TerranceJones and MarquisTeague,who each pose a threat on the court. Throw in the fact that Madness, but Missouri will surely be one of those teams three of those five players that play late into March and are freshmenand the other two are sophomores,and maybe even April. it makes it that much more - ty.d.hus@aggiemail.usu.eduimpressive. The Wildcatshavebeaten two teams that were ranked in the Top 5 - North Carolinaand Louisville.They defeatedKansas,who is now

ranked No. 5 in the nation. Kentucky'sonly loss came on the road at Indiana, which is No. 16 in the country. Kentuckyis playingthe best - and most consistent - basketballin the country at this point in the season.

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Messihas potential to be the greatest 2idane has five goals and Mess1 has one. Zidane has a World Cup trophy, three World Cup Final goals, a World Cup runners-up medal and one European Cup trophy to his name. Ronalda also has a World Cup trophy, two World Cup Final goals, a World Cup runners-up medal and two Copa America trophies to his name. Messi has never made it past the quarter-finals in the World Cup and has no Copa America trophies to his name.

On the biggest stages, the truly great players shine. For Ronalda and Zidane, that has been the case. For Messi, however, that's the one area where he's got some work to do. If he wants to surpass the great players of our day, he's got to be able to continue his dominance of domestic soccer and still elevate his game on the international level. He's got to find a way to get Argentina a Copa America title, and he's got to find a way to lead them past the quarter-finals in the World Cup.

Messi is a great socc~r player, but before he can be the next Maradona or even the best player in tlie past 20 years, he's got tb prove himself on the biggest stage - the World Cup and the Copa America.

- Spencer is a sophomore majoringin broadcast journalism. He supports Manchester United ant:f hopes to live long enough to watch the Cubs wink World Series. Send an,Y comments to eliason. wright3@aggiemail.usu.ed1,1.

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MEN'S BASKETBALL

Aggieslook to reboundafter tough road stretch] BYTYLERHUSKINSON assistantsports editor If there is one thing the USU's men's basketball has done well at this season, it has been mediocrity. USU's record reflects a mediocre season (10-10,2-3 WAC)- which is the worst start by any team under USU head coach Stew Morrill and with nine conference games and 11 games overall remaining in the regular season, Morrill would like to see his team do better than just average. "What's an interesting fact is that the home team wins 70 percent of college basketball games around the country," Morrill said. "And when you look at us having four games on the road and we won one, I guess that would be the average - close to it. "And that's about where we're at, when you're 10-10, 2-3 in league, you have to say at this point you have

been an average basketball team. What we've got to try and do is become better than average." Although Morrill was extremely vocal about his frustration during USU's 57-54 loss to the Idaho Vandals on Saturday - a loss which capped a 1-3 road trip - he clarified that every loss is a team loss, during a press conference Tuesday. "When l lQokat the Idaho game, we - and l stress we - didn't make some plays," he said. "But it's always about we when we win or lose. It's not about a particular player or players. I thought we made some coaching errors, and you always feel that way when things don't go right." USU has been markedly better at home with a 8-2 record, but the Aggies are not invincible at home. They fell to the senior-laden squad of future Western Athletic Conference opponent Denver University and struggled against the pure athleticism

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of Nevada. USU now faces Hawaii (11-8, 3-2 WAC),a team that defeated New Mexico State at home this past week (91-87) and holds just as much talent as the New Mexico State team it defeated. "Hawaii is like playing New Mexico State or playing Nevada - they have that kind of size and talent," Morrill said. "They have a premier shooter in Zane Johnson, they are huge inside with their four and five. They are strong and talented, and they're playing well defensively." Hawaii is not extremely road tested, as it has ventured off the Islands five times this season. The Warriors are 1-3 in true road games and 0-1 in games played at a neutral location. A trio of Warriors currently lead Hawaii in doublefigure scoring. Johnson is averaging 15.8 points per game, and Vander Joaquim and Joston Thomas are averaging just over 13 points per game on the season. Those three players stepped up the scoring when conference play began and are currently averaging 18 points per outing. USU had a difficult time containing Johnson last season, and the Aggies will be focusing on him. "He had 24 and 25 points against us, I think, last year. He's obviously hard to guard," Morrill said. "I mean, we were the best defensive team in the league

JUNIOR FORWARD KYISEAN REED drives to the basket against Nevada's Dario Hunt earlier in the season. USU will now face Hawaii and San Jose State at home this weekend. GODYGOCHNOUR photQ

last year and we had a really tough time with him. All you have to do is look at last weekend. He doesn't play one night - him and Jeremiah Ostrowski - and they lose to Louisiana Tech. And then he has 29 points when he does play after having the flu. He is definitely an all-league

guy." USU plays the next seven of nine games at home, with a chance to capitalize on home-court advantage. "We're vulnerable, that is for sure, and we've got to fight," Morrill said. "You can give in, and we've done that a few times this year,

but we cannot afford to give in, in this stretch of games, and it starts Thursday night. We've got to fight. To have. a chance, we've got to fight. It doesn't mean you're going to win, but it gives you a chance."

- ty.d.hus@aggiemail.usu.edu

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of Utah, Universityof Colorado and ColoradoStateUniversity. In an email to Staten, ColoradoCollegiateSport Club coordinatorKristopherSchoech said the Universityof Colorado supports all 34 of its clubsports by dividing$100,000into a tier system.Whateverthis doesn't coveris left to playersto make up the difference. "Duesvary among each team - I know men'shockey paysapproximately$2,400per playerand men's lacrosseis the highest at $2,800per player," Schoechsaid. "Duescan be offsetby how much the team fundraises." With a shortageof money for clubssports, alternative methods are used to get funding.Dues,sponsorsand fundraisersare the three main waysclubsreceivemoney,along with funding from the school. Wamsleysaid playerdues make up the majorityof club funding. "Alot of our clubs'dues are waylowerthan the averageis," Wamsleysaid. "Forinstance, somehockeyclubteams are payingupwardsto $4,000to play.Coloradomen'slacrosse team pays$2,500a man, yearly, in dues." Alongwith dues paid to USU,there are dues paid to belongto the nationalaffiliation. The USUlacrosseteam pays $3,500to belong to the RockyMountain Lacrosse Conferenceand Aggiemen's rugbypays $2,000,for individual and team registration. However,dues are not enoughto coverall expenses.

Seeking sponsors fromthe communityand university alumni is another way club sports can raise money,but sponsorshipscan be difficultto get. "All14team clubs,plus 12 schoolteams, and four high schoolsseek funding from the community,"Wamsleysaid. "It becomestaxing on the community." Fundraisinghas become important for clubsin gaining much-neededmoney.Staten said clubsutilize fundraising and have becomestandouts becauseof this.

"Manyclubspush themselvesin fundraising,such as rugby in the fun run, which was very successful,"Statensaid. "Baseballis the standout this semesterfor fundraising for sure." Baseball,recentlybumped up to a tier-sevenclub,has had successon the fieldand off.The conferencechampionsraised playerdues as wellas increased fundraisingto get the money they needed. Rodeo,on the other hand, has struggledwith fundraising. The club has only one home

rodeoto raise moneyfor the upcomingseason.The rodeo club'sone opportunity to raise moneycompetedwith at-home hockeyand footballgames,as wellas Homecomingactivities. "It was brutal,"Wamsley said. DaveSmith, the ASUSUrecreation chair, said it is important for clubsto get their names out there so their fundraising and gamesare successful. "The start is to get the clubs out there first,"Smith said. "We are trying to help the smaller ones out by havingthe Hurd

send out CityGrowsystem emailsof scheduledevents." An increasein student fees for recreationwouldbe helpful, but funding cannot come from the schoolalone,Wamsleysaid. "Clubsneed to take a little more responsibilityand advertisetheir games and eventswell,"Wamsleysaid. "It's a group effort- they need to take more responsibility- that is part of the student-run program." Examplesof teams taking the initiativehave included advertisingwith A-framesigns

in front of the HPERbuilding and Fieldhouse,as wellas banners hung in the Taggart Student Center.Updatingteam websitesand socialmedia have also helpedkeep fans informed. Wamselysaidhaving competitiveclubsport teams is important, not only for the students, but for the university, becausecompetingat a high leveland winning brings recognition to the school. "Theseclub-sportteams are just as important to the universityas the athleticteams. Theypracticejust as hard,"

Wamsleysaid. "Theyare getting the USUname out there whether it's ultimate Frisbee:m Montana,regionalbaseballin Oregon,hockeyin St. Louisor the women'srugby team in Safi Diego." Clubsports aren't schoolsponsoredteams,but they we3' the USUlogoon their chests. "Theypay becausethey lowt their sport,"Wamsleysaid. "That'swhat is excitingabouG these kids."

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Pessimism toward Mormonsis old news Last I heard, approximately 80 percent of USU's student

populationis of the LOSfaith. This only makessense,considering Latter-daySaintssettled Utahandgenerations afterthem found comfort in living with those who keep their beliefs andvalues. In truth, this is why I decided to apply to this universityexhaustedby constantcomplaintsfrom my peersthat my decisionsto staysober,not swearandcovermy stomac~at the beach were boring.The older we became,the more uninterestedmy peerswerein spendingtime with me.Mormonsliveclosetogether for a reason.Mormons feel peace in living near those who they know will acceptthem,which I believeh_?lds true_i~ Amish cultureand the segregationof neighborhoodsm largecrt1es, such asNew YorkCity.In theselargecitiesone neighborhoodmaybe composedof mostlyJewishpeople,while anotheris composed of mostlyMuslimpeople. Sincemovinghere,I can't shakethe feelingthat most of the commentaryabout Mormons - outside of the LOS Institute buitding- is sarcasticandoften negative.Thisgrowingtrendh~s everythingto do with the constantappearanceof Mormonsin the news,from a Tony-winningBroadwaymusicalto a Mormon GOP candidate.At somepoint in time,the term "Utah culture" wascreated.In my mind,the dominantUtahcultureis inevitable. Dominantculturespop up all over the world, but the way Utah See SOAP BOX, Page 11

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textbook and is valuedat quite vote,but when you're sending a bit more, but it's a chunk of your fat kidsto USUand comchange.Further,castingthevote plain about paying$100 twice makesa perpetualpromisethat a yearfor facilitiesthey'll never Tothe ediior: we, and all studentsafter us,will use,I'm goingto laughat you. all makethispurchaseup front.I Only a couple yearsago, a find it quiteinterestingthatwhile higherstudentfee for athletics thiswas happening,Aggie Blue JosephWoodard was imposed.SinceI couldn't Bikeswasaskingfor lessthan$2 quite rememberhow much of and we shot it down. Haveany a jump that was, I hopped on of you stopped into their little Google.The third hit for "USU shop by the Fieldhouse? What studentfees"took me to some they do with such limited fundASUSUstuff and the second ing is incredible.Now, I don't itemtherewasmostintriguing. carewhat you vote for, but I do Tothe editor: "Student Fee Bulletin Board," carethat you'recareless. it said. The 1991 listing was Here's the real question. enlighteningto read. Behind Do most ~tudents exercise? I just wanted to point out somethingthat I found to be a thin facade of legal-esque Apparently, they're not too amusing in the artide pubformatting is a down-to-Earth interestedin cycling.Would the complaint. Check it out. I'm next decadeof Aggieswant the lished in The Statesmanon not sure whateverbecame of planned recreationalfacilities? Jan.23, called"Studentssway thatbrilliantidea.I hopethere's Would theywant to fork out the the Vote." I appreciatedthe somethinglike thatwhenwe're full cost,which we are currently article becauseit focusedon how important it is for citizens back to register our kids at decidingon in their behalf? to become more knowledgeusu. I really hope that the next Backto Google.And thanks generation wants to exercise. able about politics and politito KVNU'sblog for the remind- But if $2 for free bikesdoesn't cians,and then gave informaer thatin March2009 students appeal to us, and we'd rath- tion on how someone could become more politically eduwere about to vote away $65 er spend $60 to sit down and per semesterto doublethe ath- watch a ball ga,me,I'm really cated. The part I found to be letics budget and keep Aggie skeptical. basketballopen to us for free. You choose and please go See LETTERS,Page 11 Granted,that costslessthan a

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culture is discussed locally portrays the idea as annoying, even by those who subscribe to it. Now, let's keep in mind how many LDS people attend USU. There is a reason why this percentage is high, but the majority of the comments I hear, even among LDS members, pokes fun at trends and stereotypes influenced by LDS teachings. One of these is dating and marriage. Yes, the age of newlyweds in Utah is significantly lower than it is in most other states. But isn't there a reason for this? Why do so many people scoff at the idea of marrying young as though it is comparable to arranged marriageswhich in its own right should be respected. I am under the impression that LDS members who complain the most about Utah dating norms are not dating at all. I do not believe young members of the church are getting married blindly. Statistics show that Mormons who marry in the temple, which is ideal, according to LDS doctrine, have a divorce rate that is consistently less than 10 percent. In 2000, The Los Angeles Times reported the LDS divorce rate was as low as 6 percent. On the other hand, the U.S. divorce rate is about 50 percent. It isn't a secret that, according to LDS doctrine, homosexuality is not part of God's plan. But how did the Mormon religion become the poster child for anti-gay rights while many religions rooted in the Bible teach a similar principle. No one ever said LDS members don't love those who pronounce themselves as gay, though there are those church members who will struggle to understand those who develop

values opposite their own - values that have been ingrained in them. Since childhood, I have been taught to respect those who are different from me - usually minority groups that have a history of receiving unfair or unequal treatment. Most all of us have been taught this. However, I often observe that LDS members constantly make a mockery of their own beliefs. And because the LDS culture is so dominant in Utah, those who think the religion is a big hoax feel it is OK to preach of its fallacies. For the record, outside of Utah, Mormons are just as much a minority group as those groups in Utah who feel marginalized or slighted by the church. Those who are devout members of minority religions in Utah, or are atheist, should still feel it imperative to uphold the Constitution by respecting their neighbor's freedom of religion, even though the concentrated LDS religion may feel overbearing. Having been surrounded by LDS members my entire life, and obviously, being LDS myself, I can assurethat church members do not continue their religious practices to prove a point or stick their tongue out at everyone else. Much like religious people from any sect, LDS members continue to practice religion because it makes sense in their lives. Our intention is never seclusion.

- Catherine Bennett is editor in chief of The Statesman. Comments on this column can be sent to statesmanoffice@usu.edu.

amusing, especially due to the subject matter of the article, was the first paragraph, which read, "Michelle Bachman, Newt Gingrich, Rich Santorum and Mitt Romneyall big names in the upcoming 2012 election." Not only did the article mention Michelle Bachman, who is no longer running for president, but it forgot to mention Ron Paul, who beat Newt Gingrich in the first two primary elections. This mistake in the article just reiterated one of the points brought up in the article, which was that we all need to be careful about getting our political knowledge from the media. I hope that we all take the time become familiar with the Constitution and then study the voting records and campaign platforms of all the politicians running for office. It is our duty as citizens of this country to become more politically informed and not just blindly follow our parents or the media.

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According to the "Journal ofTeacher Education," the Minnesota Education Computer Consortium found that only 39 percent of 3,800 teachers surveyed agreed that their own teacher training only adequately prepared them to use computers while instructing their classes- and these were teachers who taught computer literacy content. If the teachers are rating themselves as ill-prepared when dealing with modern technological advances, there is clearly a significant problem. The solution, however, doesn't seem too difficult and, quite honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet. Having high school and college teachers attend a computer literacy class and pass a test before they are certified to teach students would be relatively easy to coordinate. Simply taking a class once isn't going to cut it. Accountants are required to continually update themselves on tax law because it is always changing. Teachers should do the same with technology. Every two to three years, educational institutions need to make sure their instructors are aware of, and able to use, advances in technology to be on par with their students. Doing so would eliminate much-wasted time in and out of the classroom as teachers begin to utilize online resources for their students' benefit. I personally vote we send them all back to high school to take CIL classesfrom our old teachers.

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Librarycomesto life Cometo a Human Library. It offershuman "booksnavailable to checkout by readers curious to find out more about something the book has experiencedor believes.All are welcome.Cometo room 101(Auditorium),MerrillCazierLibrary:Tue Jan 24, noon-2p.m.;Wed Jan. 25, 2 4 p.m.;Thu Jan. 26,4-6p.m. See library.usu.edufor more info. CeramicsAdult 2-5 p.m Studentschoosewhat they most wish to create throughout the 10weeksof classes.

Labtimes available.Minimum enrollment6. With Beth Calengor.Wednesdays$136 +$15per 25 lbs clay/ materials January 4, 11, 18, 25, February l, 8, 15,22, 29, March 7. Pleasecall with any questions or to register.CVCA- 435 752-0026or Beth CalengorR - 764-2286or visit www. CenterForTheArts.us Sign up for our library website usabilitysurvey!Survey begins Feb. I, and ends Feb.29. Email hannah.kim@usu.edu to sign up for time slots;M-F, 9AM-4PM- should only last 45 minutes, and you get a $10 Smith'sgift card! Jan. 28, The HatchAcademy of Magicand Musicpresents an enchanting afternoon of magicand music. Deceptionist Richard Hatch,violinist RosemaryHatch,and pianist Jonathan Hatch in an ensembleperformance!Music by Kreisler,Saint-Saensand Miyagi,magicby Hofz.inser, Vernon,Robert-Houdinand others. Just 56 seats, so reservationsstronglyrecommended to avoiddisappointment. $10adults/$8 kids under 12. Ticketsat www.HatchAcademy. ~ or by calling435-932-0017 The Utah Assistive TechnologyProgram will presenta FREEonline training, AssistiveTechnology to SupportCommunication Developmentin Early Intervention,on January 18 from 3 to 4:30p.m. It will covervarious types of assistive technologyused to support symboliccommunication development.In order to participate,you will need a computer with high-speedinternet access.If you are interestedin participatingpleaseRSVPby Monday,January 16,to Storee Powellvia email storee.powell@usu.edu,or call 435-7977412.Participantinstructions will be emailed to you.

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