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Betsy Spackman

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Karen Gaufin

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With a handoff of the Executive Council gavel. Student Body President Nate Anderson passed the responsibilities of his office to newly elected president Ben Riley. Before handing over his office, Anderson thanked all the candidates that participated in the Associated Students of Utah State University elections "I see a lot of teary eyes out there," said Student Body President Nate Anderson. "There are some that are crying because they're happy and some because they're not so fortunate.· Anderson also thanked the current Executive Council for their hard work and dedication over the past year. "This group has put their heart into this and worked countless hours on behalf of students," Anderson said, ·and I know this next group will do just as well a job." Although he ran unopposed, Riley said he put his heart into his campaign and was sure all the other candidates did the same . "I'd like to thank all the candidates who stuck their neck out there and ran for office." Ben Riley. "I'd be proud to serve with anyone who ran for office this year." Riley said he wanted students to . know their votes count and that their voices are heard. l le disagreed with a

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TaylorLeavitt

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Emily Neibaur

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Education Senator

JimStephenson

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Jenn Nelson

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Lori Pettit

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Mindy Baughman

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Next year's ASUSU President, Ben Riley (center),is carriedto the stage by friend.~

Curtis Koch (left) and Steve Kindred. Riley ran unopposedfor the position of president.

recent Statesman opinion column that said ASUSU officers have no real influence. "I don't agree with that." Riley said . ·r think we do. I think for years we've been an influence on this campus. This building we're standing in is evidence of that. ·

Riley said he is looking forward to next year and is confident the new Executive Council will work hard to represent the students by who elected them . ·r hope to continue to be an influence, and I hope to serve as a catalyst for change," Riley said .

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In the case of this year's student body elections, one vote c!ld matter. In several of the races. just a few votes . determined victory or failure. In the case of the race for Graduate Studies Vice President, Eric Worthen won by one vote. For Arts &. Lectures Vi.:e President. Trine Thomas won by two votes. Several other races also had narrow margins. According to Associated Students of Utah State University Public Relations Vice

Manystill pushing for radio station run by USU students The steady trudge on behalf of the radio station for Utah State University is still going. Time, money and government red tape are among the reasons the march for a student-run station has been uphill. according to supporters. People have been pushing for this for at least 50 years, according to Ted Pease, department head for the Journalism and Communication department He said he has talked to alumni from the 1950s who were asking for a station. Pease said support is slowly and quietly growing. The Radio Station club holds weekly meetings and is working with campus employees as well as local businesses. Club president Haley Morley said although the weekly meetings are leader-

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ship meetings , anyone is welcome to come, Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on the second floor of the Science and Technology Library. She said they are planning on having a booth for A-day to publicize the club. The newest information Morley had on the station's progress is that they are trying to create a low power station which would run off the radio tower at the Science and Engineering Research building and have a three-mile radius. With these types of stations, the Federal Communications Commission draws regions out of a pool. "Depending on when we draw, it could still be a while before we can even apply for a license," Morley said. Funding is also still a problem, according to Pease. Student fees are tight, and creating new fees isn't a traditionally popular idea. Pease said right now most

of the fees are going toward academics more than supplemental programs. "Policydecisions have to be made," Pease said. Pease said he is optimistic.for the future. He said he doesn't feel there are currently enough connections on campus. "If they keep it up - keep organized - they might work something out," Pease said. He said he would like to see programming on the station promoting campus events like guest speakers and perhaps broadcasting their speeches on air. Ethnic clubs and other organizations could also expand their voice through the station, Pease said. "The point is to be a voice for students . I think that's critical," Pease said. He said they, as a department, are willing to provide faculty advisors for the students, but it would mostly be run by the students.

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President Christina Domichel, dose races dose numbers. ASUSUis not opposed to doing a recount for this year's election. are an issue of concern. "Ifwe did a recount and it turned out She said it is something that Executive Council will certainly look into. different, then we would certainly fix it," "We recount everything that comes in Domichel said. "For right now, the vote we from the extension sites and all the other announced is the final word." According to votes are electronically calculated," Domichel lT Domichel, so far no one said. "But l'm sure that VoterTuRNOUT has demanded a recount, but she said she when there's a race that is as close as these were, wouldn't doubt it if approximately that Bob Bayn (Director someone did in the next of Computer Services) few days. 2,500 students This year's eleclooks everything over." tion also saw a dramatic With this year's voting online, there are no hard copy forms to decline in voter turnout, Domichel said. According to Domichel, this year roughsort through for a recount "Bob Bayn is a really meticulous person ly 2,500 voted as opposed to last year when and I'm sure if he felt there could be a ivotes numbered 3,500. ·we attribute the decline to a lack of a problem, he would check it," Domichel presidential race," Domiche l said. said. According to Domichel, in the past, "Without that competition and camrecounts have changed the outcome of stu- paigning, not a lot of students voted," she dent body elections. She said with such said.

• Cache Valley census bureau aims not to miss any students in 2000 JESSICAWARREN

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It's the year of the Census, and the bureau is working hard to get everyone counted. Helen Bares, with Geographical Informational Systems for Logan, is working on promotion for the Census in Cache Valley. She and the Cache Valley Census have teamed up with Utah State University in hopes of getting all of the students counted. Her office will be hosting a table in the Taggart Student Center on April 4, answering any questions about the Census and will have forms in case students were missed, or haven't filled one out. · Students can also bring their Census form received in the mail and turn it in. Bares is offering a token for a free Aggie ice cream cone to anyone who turns in their form. In the 1990 Census, Bares said many of the students, par-

ticularly the ones living in oncampus housing, were not counted. Getting everyone counted is crucial in order for Logan and Cache Valley to receive the funding they need. "It comes down to tax dollars," Bares said. Federal funding for the state, the county and the city is determined by the Census. "We're talking funding on every level," Bares said. Bares said it is important that college students know they need to fill out a Census form here, for themselves, and not to assume their parents will include them. Because students live in Cache Valley nine months out of the year, using Logan power, water and services, it is important that Logan receives credit for them, Bares said. Another concern for Bares is getting the minority population counted. She said many members of these groups are hesitant because of confidentiality con-

cerns. Bares emphasizes the high level of confidentiality in the information given on the Census . "No other entity can see the data," Bares said. She said this includes the Internal Revenue Service. In the 1990 Census , Logan was counted at approximately 36,000 people, Bares said. She said that it is much higher now. ·we·ve been growing pretty fast," Bares said. If Logan is counted at 50,000 people or above, funding will increase significantly. Richard Griego, the office manager for the Census office over Northern Utah said that for each person not counted, the city loses $165 per year. Because the Census is only taken every ten years, that is $1,650 per person lost. The data is also used by businesses in determining locations for their stores.

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cracker." General Eliyakim Draper. known by the Rubinstein gave the gohandle "Captain Crunch," ahead. One of the original hack- helped launch the hacker phenomenon. ers, John In 1971, he Draper of '(Hackers)aren't discovered that Fremont, Calif., toy whistle said the hackers the kind of people afrom a cereal wanted to put a better face on who breakinto box reproduced the tone needed the practice. computersystems. to open a free "A hacker is a person who is That's a cracker.' telephone line . developing proIsraeli secugrams to make rity agents at • joHN DRAPER• them better," the Los Angeles H-\CKER Draper told airport interroThe Associated gated Draper Press. "They aren't the kind for an hour. he said. and thoroughly searched his of people who break into computer systems. That's a computer equipment before

allowing him on the plane. "There were many attempts to silence us on this," organizers said in a summary of the gathering. released on their Web site. Police prevented the organizers from publishing one of the results of the conference: a list of vulnerable Israeli commercial Web sites. To compile the list, participants played "HackTheseSites " with sites offered up by Israeli companies . The site owners were confident no one could thwart them. but they were

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World GLANCE > Spacestationlifeboatsucessfully tested EDWARDSAIR FORCE BASE, Calif. (AP) - A prototype "lifeboat" for the international space station made its highest and longest tes~ flight on Thursday. The unmanned X-38 - a wedge-shaped craft with no wings and no engine - was dropped from under the wing of a B-52 bomber at 39 ,000 feet and parachuted safely to the desert floor. "The vehicle flew just about as we expected ," said Bob Baron , X-38 project manager at NASA's Dryden Flight Research Center. "We purposely put in some pitches and rolls. All that looked very, very good." NASA is working to develop a similar vehi cle that the astronauts aboard the space station could use to return to Earth in an emergency. For the first years of the space station . astronauts will have to rely on a three-man Soyuz capsule for eme rgency escapes . NASA hopes to put a seven-person lifeboat on the space station in 2005 or 2006. Thursday 's test was the fifth free flight of the $85 mill ion program.

Harvard holds the > Goresaysfuel-efficency willbe autopriority J.P. Morgan to join Magazine: Sony-led online reignon graduateprograms banking alliance TOKYO (AP)- U.S.investment bank J.P. Morgan and Co. said Thursday that it will join an online bank venture led by Sony Corp. that eventually willallow customers to make transactions through Sony's PlayStationZ video game console. J.P.Morgan will spend $14.2 million for a 4 percent stake in the Sony-led group. which also includes Japan's SakuraBank Ltd., which will invest $56.9 million for a 16 percent stake. Sony wiUcontribute $284.4 million. or 80 percent of the bank's $355.5 million startup capital. The Internet bank combines Sony's technical know-how with Sakura·s knowledge of · Japan's banking industry and J.P. Morgan's expertise in offering investment advice to clients, Sony said. ·. "We get to partner with Sony ana begin t~ reach retail customers here to broa<ien the::J.P , Morgan rand m Japan beypnd justintestmit,Jt/ banking and markets," said Peter McKillop, vice president for corporate communications at J.P. Morgan Securities (Asia)Ltd. The Internet bank will start operating next year. pending approval by Japanese financial regulators, Sony spokesman Gerald Cavanagh said. Sony announced in December that it was considering setting up the Internet bank. The alliance in online financial services is the third this week between a Japanese technology company and a financial institution. Banks and brokerages are reaching out to find new customers as government deregulation allows banks, brokerages and insurance companies to compete on one another's turf. "Japan has traditionally had an antiquated banking system that is now being transformed overnight by the Internet," McKillop said. French financial group Societe Genera1e on Thursday said it will offer online securities trading services for Japanese investors. The service, to be called SG Online, will allow investors to trade stocks, bonds, currencies and other financial products over the Internet beginning this fall, the companies said.

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• Businessschools 1) Harvard and Stanford (tie), 3) University of Pennsylvania, 4) Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 5) Northwestern University, 6) Columbia and University of Chicago (tie), 8) Duke, 9) University of Michigan-Ann Arbor. 10) UC-Berkeley.

• Medicalschools 1) Harvard, 2) Johns Hopkins, 3) University of Pennsylvania, 4) Washington University, 5) Columbia , 6) Duke . 7) University of Cahfornja-San f.rancisco. 8) Yale, 9) University of c:iWa~· n. 10) S Q!d and University of Ca i o ia-I.:os Angeles (tie).

• Engineeringschools 1) MIT, 2) Stanford. 3) UCBerkeley, 4) Georgia Institute of Technology and University of Michigan -Ann Arbor (tie), 6) California Institute of Technology and University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign (tie), 8) Carnegie Mellon. 9) Cornell, Purdue-West Lafayette and University of Texas (tie).

• Nursingschools 1) University of Washington, 2) UC-San Francisco and University of Pennsylvania (tie) , 4) University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, 5) Johns Hopkins and University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill (tie), 7) Case Western Reserve University , Oregon Health Sciences University and University of Illinois-Chicago, 10) University of Colorado Health Sciences Center.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Within four years, the Big Three automakers will be mass-producing vehicles with hybrid engines that will significantly increase gas mileage. Vice President Al Gore said Thursday. Representatives from Ford Motor Co .. General Motors Corp . and DaimlerChrysler AG appeared with Gore to showcase highmileage test cars developed under the Partnership for a New Generation of Vehicles, a joint effort started in 1993 by the Clinton administration and automakers. Unaer that program, the administration challenged automakers to develop by 2004 production prototypes of a a family-size sedan that got at least 80 miles per gallon. GM's Precept has reached the goal while concept cars developed by the two other automakers· have come close. All use a combination electric-diesel engines. more aerodynamic designs and lighter materials. The automakers say they can use some of those advancements. particularly the hybrid engines , to make more fuel efficient cars by 2004 . The companies declined to reveal specifics on what vehicles they would produce or how many would be made, saying they wanted to maintain a competitive edge . But they gave some hints about what consumers can expec t. -GM said it plans to produce hybrid trucks . cars and buses . For a full-size truck, the target will be 15 percen t to 20 percent better gas mileage. said Harry Pearce, GM's vice chairman . -Ford plans to have a hybrid vehicle in production by 2003 . Bill Powers. Ford vice president of research. said it could get 20 percent to 50 percent better mileage than similar vehicles that run on gas alone. \ -DaimlerChrysler wants to apply the hybrid engine technology to the Dodge Durango sport utility vehicle to add about 20 percent higher fuel efficiency.

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High school seniors learnabout the True Aggie traditionfrom Taylor Leavittduring a campus tour. The tour is a part of the SOAR program,a mandatoryprogramfor ne-u1 students to get them acquaintedwith Utah State University.

normally have insurance coverBRIAN CARTER age available within 72 hours. Staff Writer Another problem experiThe Utah State University enced by students is daims proStudent Health Activity cessing. Jennings said one stuCommittee met with the student's claim has not been paid dent medical insurance since September. "The main problem with provider Thursday morning to discuss concerns and problems claim processing is going students have experienced with through IHC." Gidney said. insurance coverage. According to Gidney, IHC Student insurance is providrebills claims and will not allow ed by GM-Southwest. Since GM to perform the rebilling on joining the new provider last its own. Rebilling is adjusting year, USU students have experi- the bill from the standard fee enced problems with enrolling amount to the discounted rate for insurance coverage and hav- provided through insurance. ing payments received by GM. Previously, GM would "Students are frustrated: receive the claim and then said Assistant Director of send it to IHC for rebilling, Student Health Steve Jennings Gidney said. It would take IHC said. "This year and last year up to six weeks to return the have been a nightmare. I've claim to GM with the adjusted had three times as many comamount. plaints." "We can't process a claim ·we are trying to determine until we have all of the inforwhy we have more issues than mation in hand: Gidney said. normal: said Karon Gidney, Starting this fall, GM will be GM account representative for able to perform the rebilling usu. instead of sending it to IHC. The majority of problems The Student Health Center are from slow communication will also begin sending referral between GM, USU and letters directly to GM. For a stuIntermountian Health Care dent insured by GM to visit a (IHC), Jennings said. local doctor, they must be To purchase insurance, stureferred by Student Health dents can pay GM directly or Services. GM requires a copy of pay at the cashiers office onthe referral before they are able campus. Students who mail to pay a claim. With Student payment directly to GM have Health Services sending the experienced delays because of referral directly, GM will no mail time and processing by longer have to wait for the docGM. Students who pay at the tor to send the referral which cashier's office have to wait for will speed up the billing the university to send the infor- process. mation to GM. The committee "We're here to make this decided the university will now work." Gidney said. "We're combegin to fax enrollment informitted to this." mation to GM on a weekly The committee expressed basis. confidence GM is working to Students are also able to pay resolve the problems students with a credit card online and have experienced.

> Week celebrates young children Utah State University's Childcare Resource and Referral Center will celebrate "The Week of the Young Child" beginning Saturday and ending April 8. The theme for the week is "Early Childhood: Where our Future Begins."

Saturday The Cache Valley Mall will welcome children and their parents to participate in activities like playing with Play-Doh, slime and creating caterpillars from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. The activities are sponsored by local businesses and organizations. There will also be a storybook reading and information booths will be set up.

Monday A children's concert will be performed in the Eccles Conference Center Monday at 7 p.m. Children from local elementary and middle schools will participate.

Tuesday Children's Champion Day will give residents an opportunity to contact state representatives about issues concerning Utah's children. Mayor Doug Thompson and several other representatives will be in the Human Service Research Center office behind Edith Bowen Elementary, Room 4, from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. They will also tour four child care facilities. For more information, contact the Child Care Resource and Referral Office at 797-1552.

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Timingimportantwhen :::: .sea~ching for employment ' JESSl~WARREN ..Staff Writer

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als say timing is crucialwhen it comesto fmding employment in CacheValley, . · With the .end of the . • semester coming up, Blaine Fuhrim~m of Utah's Job Connection suggests looking now for summer employment. · "March begins to increase, · and April especially picksup.~ Fuhriman said of the amount of openings they bave. .· , MIdon't thinkit's too early · to start looking,· he said. · Fuhriman also suggests learning a trade. such as carpentry. plumbing. sheet . metal work or .heating and air conditioning. ~There's demand in .;11! of the trades: Fuhriman.said. ... Fuhrimansaid they have' openingsfrom entry level to professional positions. · .. , ;. JJtah StateJ.Jniversity also hasservices forhe1ping stu* dents fmd employment Businesses do a lot ofhir* jng at the end of April. begin~ rungof May; as well as in · ,. August, said Denise Colin of the student employment office in the Taggart Student Center. "Wehave plenty of jobs open," Colin said. · Many positions do not . require experience.. and many are on campus, she

said. The job board, located in the hallway outside the financial aid/student employment office, is updated daily.

CENSUS Continuedfrom Page 1 National restaurant chains and clothing stores use popula tion numbers from the Census in deciding whether or not to locate in a certain place. People are counted by where they live on April 1. 2000, Griego said This especially includes college students living away from home, he said. Griego's office has also been working hard to encourage

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www.usu.edu/~studemp/ Career Services, located in the basement of the University Inn, also.offers access to employment'opportunities, Their Web sit.eis available at www.usu.edtVcareer. . . .• Local businesses in Cache Valley lookforcertain quaUties in applicants. J<evinHansen. store director forAlbertsons, said he looks for people who are flexible. "It's a two-Way street; Hansen said. If he is willing to work withan employee's schedule, he wants someone who will ht!flexiblefor if he needs it. . ·' Customer serviceis something that is commonly lqoked for in applicants.··• . Holly Mosher of Wal~Mart looks for friendliness. willingness to serve the customer and someone who will go the .. extra mile. "Someone who h~ a giddy-up in their stride, so to speak; Hansen said. . . Although the competition is bigh, both the .Job Connection and the Student Employment Office feel it is possible to find employment in Cache Valley. For school year employment,job openings are tradi~ tionally slow in August. how* ever. they pick back up again in September and October..

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people to turn in their forms ·we have to get out there and do a lot of advertising." Griego said. The Census Bureau monitors every form sent out. and when it is returned. As of March 27, Griego's office had 47.9 percent of the forms returned. Recruiters will be sent out after a date still to be set to collect unreturned forms. They will return up to six times to give people a reminder and the opportunity to fill out and return the form.

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Staff writer In a world where sex and gossip sell magazines, many customers at a local grocery store have expressed concern over seeing this material. More than six months ago, Macey·s began putting blue covers in front of their magazines. The title is still visible, but the gossip headlines and revealing pictures are not. "We did it because of the number of requests from our customers," Blaine Butterworth, store manager, said. "We have had overwhelming support of it." Front-end manager Willa Gebhard said families shopping at Macey's are concerned about the content. "This is a store that has a lot of families coming to shop and parents were concerned that their kids were seeing half-naked ladies and wording on certain articles," Gebhard said. Positive comments have come from customers who are glad for the change .

have to look at them. Just because you have to buy your groceries doesn't mean I, my husband or children should have to look at them." Kirsten Ruebush, a Macey's customer, said. Having to go home and explain to her children what they see on magazine covers is a concern, Ruebush said . She would rather teach her children about the issues brought up by the magazine covers at home rather then exposing them to that kind of material, she said. ·r don't want the minute my daughter starts to read to find out what the letters S-EX means," Ruebush said. There has not been a drop in magazine sales, but it wouldn't have made a difference, Butterworth said. "The real purpose was that we felt it was the right thing to do." Butterworth said. ·rt makes me feel good that a store will respect that I don't want to see smut that is degrading in the check-out line. It would make me feel higher about other stores if they did the same thing too." Ruebush said.

Student accused of rigging WSU onlineelections OGDEN, Utah (AP)- A Weber State University student was ordered Wednesday to stand trial on felony charges of rigging an online election to make himself student-body president. Andrew Shafer, 26. faces five counts of second-degree felony communications fraud. Others also could face charges in the April 2, 1999 voting scam. Shafer ·won· the online election with 756 votes, eight

more than the runner-up. But officials suspected widespread computer fraud and held a second. manual vote. Shafer garnered just 63 votes, and he lost by 527 votes. After a four-hour hearing Wednesday that had officials poring over computer logs and Web server transactions, 2nd District Judge Parley Baldwin scheduled Shafer's trial for July 17. The election fraud came to light when students com-

plained they couldn't cast an online vote. It turned out hundreds of student Social Security numbers had been misappropriated. "There's no question a group was involved." said Richard Hill, the WSU legal counsel who headed up a campus investigation. Deputy Weber County Attorney and prosecutor Camille Neider said it is "probable" that several others will be charged in the scam.

An Early Childhood Professional Awards Recognition evening at Sherwood Hills will be from 7 to 9 p.m. The evernng is for all those who care for and teach children. Mayor Doug Thompson and Diane Burts. with the Emma Eccles Jones Center for Early Childhood Education on campus, will speak. Those interested should R.S.V.P.to Child Care Resource and Referral at 797-1552.

> Former Miss America to speak The Utah College Republicans will be holding their annual state convention on April 7 and 8 at the Park City Marriott Hotel. The annual convention will be attended by College Republican representatives from all 12 college campuses in Utah. Former Miss America and CNN Newscaster Charlene Wells Hawkes will address the group about dealing with the media in politics. Other speakers will include Gov. Mike Leavitt. Sen. Orrin Hatch and Sen . Robert Bennett. former Gov. Norm Bangerter, former Sen. Jake Garn and Congressmen Chris Cannon For more information, visit the Web site at ut.collegerepublicans .org or call 224-6679.

> Correction In Wednesday's issue of the Statesman,JoAnn Valenti was misidentified in a photo caption. The Statesman regrets the error.

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Calm down. I know some people freak out when they hear about a feminist anything. but Utah State Theatre's Conservatory Series' newest production is feminism at its most palatable - and its most powerful. Director Kindra Steenerson·s culminating project The Waiting Room. which opened Wednesday night, is a story to convert anyone out there who has yet to see the importance of feminism and humanism in our society. And if The Waiting Room is like most other productions - if opening night is its weakest night - this show is bound to continue in the Conservatory Series· tradition of excellence. But even if opening night turns out to be its strongest night, it was so strong The Waiting Room has no choice - it is officially amazing. No surprise. The best productions to come out of Utah State Theatre are always student-directed. Written by Lisa Loomer, The Waiting Room is the story of three women living in different places and different times. But their stories are so similar, they live these lives simultaneously. very often interacting with each other. In fact. in the production's program, Steenerson describes the time setting as "the past and present. and often both at once." It's the story of three women whose efforts to make themselves beautiful for men have left them sick and made them lose control of their own bodies. Their individual sicknesses have brought them together in the waiting room of Douglas' (Ron King} office, a doctor facing the way patriarchal institutionalization is effecting his own health and happiness. First, it is the story of Wanda (Jessica Jorgensen}, a modern New Jersey woman ready to get rid of her third round of breast implants, ones that, it turns out, hid some pretty nasty breast cancer from view in Wanda's last mammogram. When a mastectomy fails to remove the cancer, she is pressured to decide whether to try an unproven new treatment. "Allmy life I've let guys pretty much do what they want with my body: she yells in a profound scene near the end. "It's my body!" It's also the story of Victoria Smoot (Sarah Jane Hardy), an English woman from a century or so ago whose corset has been so tight her whole life her reproductive system is basically deteriorating. She's also experiencing hysteria, which her husband has convinced her is a result, basically, of her womanhood. In fact, Victoria believes her

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ovaries are the cause of her personality. one she desperately wants to fix. "Erotic tendencies are a symptom of ovarian disease: she says in the beginning. But something evil inside her wants to do some pretty shocking things - things like read books and have some personal freedom. However, what Victoria can't see but what the audience can clearly see - is that her hysteria and anxiety are the result of her husband, Oliver Smoot (Aaron Martin}, a doctor who insists on maintaining his dominance, and the result of her enslavement by a patriarchal society. Her husband is a man who. in one particularly tense scene, rapes his ailing wife. It's no wonder Victoria can't say "husband· without stuttering and punching the air. It's no wonder she sneezes when discussing anything sexual. It's no wonder she is visiting the doctor to have her ovaries, uterus and all other offending emblems of femininity removed. And it's no wonder she falls in love with the theories of everyone from Sigmund Freud to Deepak Chopra. anyone who will tell her it's not deviant for a woman to have a sex drive, anyone who will tell her her problems could be the result of psychology rather than a corrupt physiology. And it's the story of Forgiveness From Heaven (Sage Davis), a Chinese woman whose feet were "bourid" so tightly when she was young they are now rotting. decaying, even falling apart. The binding was done to

Forgiveness and most other women she knows in order to keep their feet small and beautiful for their husbands. But it did so much damage, her feet are now suffering from gangrene. She is visiting the doctor because her small toe has fallen off. Forgiveness is her husband's first wife. When her husband returns home from a trip where he picked up a fifth wife, a girl of 11 from a poor family who could not afford to bind her, Forgiveness goes off to get the binding started. "Eleven is not too old: she says. Most people can't stand to be around Forgiveness· bare feet because of the awful smell they produce, but her husband. Blessing From Heaven (Paul Filan}, loves the smell. In one scene, he eats dessert off her foot, kissing and sucking as he goes. Though the story is an extremely powerful one, the strength of The Waiting Room lies in its directing and acting. Jorgensen and Hardy are two mainstays of Utah State Theatre, and as always, their performances were spectacular. Jorgensen was particularly moving, creating in Wanda a character full of depth and intensity. Another regular, Kristie Sessions, played no less than seven characters, including Doug·s Jamaican nurse Brenda, the From Heavens· servant Jade Ornament and Bruce, a presumably gay male nurse. Sessions nailed her performance in every scene. From character to character, she consistently portrayed a common thread - the many ways

oppression of the feminine can affect : people across time and cultures. • But she also made each of her characters unique and individual. Davis' portraya I of Forgiveness was fantastic. At times uproariously funny, at others painfully hopeless. Davis made Forgiveness constantly lovable. The Waiting Room is a play of accents. Nearly every character has an accent of some kind or another Chinese, Jamaican, English or Puerto •• Rican. to name a few.;Accentsare : dangerous business. : But not a single actor let his or her : character's accent get in the way of : the performance. Every word was : audible, every emotion visible. And in • fact, most accents were very good. : The Waiting Room is a powerful • modernization of the old fairy tales, the ones in which, according to Wanda. "If you're young and beautiful. some old bread's going to try and knock you off. If you're old and ugly, you're screwed." But The Waiting Room's fairy tale • is one of sisterhood, of breaking mir- : rors and telling each other, "Oh, give • me a break, you look fine ... You're beautiful." It's a story of finding freedom in the next life. a life where beauty can be found in the self, in a Chinese dance done to music by Bjork. The Waiting Room runs through Saturday. Each show starts at 8 p.m. on the Studio Stage. Chase Fine Arts Room 224. Tickets are free with a USU ID or $8 for adults without ID. The Waiting Room contains mature themes and sexual situations, and children under : 6 are not admitted. :

Winners of fifth-annual USU student art show announced; this year's show bigg~r than ever The winners this year were chosen h from 88 entries, the most the s ow has ever had. ·u·s getting bigger every year," The winners of Utah State Rhodes said. University Bookstore's fifth annual He said last year. each student was student art show·s biggest year ever limited to three entries. This year, the have been announced, but the show is limit was two per person. not quite over yet. That means not only were more The show is on display in the pieces entered in the show, but more Bookstore through Saturday, said students entered something, he said. David Rhodes, a Bookstore art supply The winners were announced at a buyer who started the art show five reception held Monday, according to a years ago. press release from the Bookstore. "Most of the awards were judged by faculty members here in the Art department," Rhodes said. " He said the only one ~ not judged by faculty :ii was the winner of the ~ public's choice award, 5 which was voted on by § the public. ~ The first-place winner ....,.._..._....;_....._ ______ __, ~ for best of show was Annie Wheeler won the public's choiceawardin tlzi~year's Melissa Burnett's untitied painting. She won student art show. It's the only award 1101 clwsenby fawlty. D OUG SMEATH Assistant FeaturesEditor

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Sorority talent show to help • 1n prevention of child abuse NATALI£ LARSON

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Logan's undiscovered talents willbe given the opportunity to shine on Tuesday as Utah State University's chapter of the Kappa Delta Sorority presents a Star Search program to raise money for the prevention of child abuse. Star Search is the theme of this year's Kappa Delta Shamrock Project. a project to raise money for child abuse prevention. It has been the nationwide philanthropy of Kappa Delta since the sorority was formed in the early 1900's, said Liz Adams. a member of Kappa Delta. -we want everyone to come out and support this because it's going to be really fun, and the money will be going to a very good cause." said Joie Hansen, who is heading the event. The cost of tickets is $3, and they will be sold at a table on the first floor of the Taggart Student Center Monday and Tuesday from 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. They will also be available at the door. Contestant entry fees are

$5 for individuals and $10 for groups. Twenty percent of the profits will be sent to the children's hospital in Richmond, Va., which was established by Kappa Delta, Adams said. She said the rest will be given to the Child and Family Support Center, a local organization that provides counseling for families and care for children. Adams said 20 percent is given to the hospital every year. The remaining 80 percent was given to Community Abuse Prevention Services Agency (CAPSA)in the past, and this is the first year it has gone somewhere else. she said. "We've been very successful in our response from the community: Hansen said. "We've had an overwhelming amount of entry forms sent in." According to Hansen, they have enough entries to fill two hours with five-minute performances. Prizes, which have been donated for the event, include a trampoline and a television. Some of the smaller prizes will include such things as gift

certificates to restaurants, Hansen said. There will be various categories, including most creative and most talented . Logan Mayor Doug Thompson, Associated Students of Utah State University President Nate Anderson and possibly Mr. USU Joe Roylance will be on the judging panel, she said. The Kappa Delta Sorority has been campaigning against child abuse nationwide. In the past 16 years, over $3 million has been raised, Hansen said. ·our sorority focuses on service." Hansen said. According to Hansen, this is the first year Kappa Delta has done Star Search. In previous years, they have held dances and a spaghetti dinner. ·we·re hoping to make $5,000 and are already at $2.100." Hansen said . "Last year we raised about $4,000." Tbe money so far has come from donations collected by Kapm1 Delta members from local businesses, as well as from the entry fees. -1 think it's a fun way for people to show their talents." Hansen said.

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Captain Jim McConnell. leading the way. The problem with Mission to Mars is that it simply runs out of gas - in the first halfhour. The film stumbles through its entire length by attempting to do way too much. De Palma has been criticized in the past for stealing scenes from other movies, and it is clear that in this film he is doing the same pilfering. If it ever worked for him in the past. his thievery has failed him this time. When a filmmaker attempts to squeeze Apollo 13, 2001: A Space Odyssey. The Abyss and Close Encounters of the Third Kind into a space of just two hours, he or she immediately creates a schizophrenic popcorn flick completely lacking in a sustaining pulse. The dialogue is cheesy and the special effects are absolutely nothing to be admired. All of this is really a crying shame when you read the list of actors responsible for filling the role of pawns in Touchstone Pictures· ineffi-

Movie Review I Grade:Dcient rumble through outer space. In fact. I'm sure Sinise (Forrest Gump). Cheadle (Boogie Nights) and Robbins (The Shawshank Redemption) wish they had carefully sniffed out this flop before they even considered inking their names in blood on their contracts. However. once bitten. twice shy. I don't think these fine thespians will get near a potential flop for a long. long time. if they have learned their lesson at all. Well. maybe not that long: Isn't that Gary Sinise in Reindeer Games? For your own sake. take my advice. Avoid Mission to Mars. It is actually a worse movie than The Avengers. a horrible film which almost gave me a brain aneurysm when I simply viewed its contents. So. please. beware. Please. Stay far. far away. even when this disaster hits the video stores.

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It may take some looking. but go find yourself the debut release from MCA artist Leona Naess. • The 25-year-old singer I songwriter's album Comatised was released March 14 to critical acclaim, and though the first single, "Charm Attack," has been doing fairly well on modern adult and modern rock radio. But it's probably safe to bet it won't be coming to a Logan radio station anytime soon. Which is really too bad, because Naess and her music represent another phenomenonal accomplishment to be added to the list of really good stuff that came from the Joni Mitchell line of artists. Her clear. smooth. soothing voice can - and usually does - cause the spine-tingles in her softer, sweeter ballads like "Lazy Days· ("Wide-eyed and stupid I'm waiting for the arrows of

Cupid") and "Comatised," but it also lends itself quite nicely to the more up-tempo. almost rock-and-roll-esque songs like "Chase· ("Why do I always chase the ones that run?") and "Anything· ("Does my will destroy you? And if I knew. could I stop these habits of mine?") That voice. It's a synthesis of everything that's good in Patty Griffin. Sarah Mclachlan and even a little Ani Difranco (in the unlikely song "Lonely Boy."Naess sings the words "You could be the most beautiful thing· in a voice naggingly similar to Difranco·s at the spooky beginning of "Freak Show· from Up Up Up Up Up Up). However. to compare Naess to any of those artists would be to completely miss the boat. A British artist whose influences range from Tracy Chapman to Joni Mitchell to Joy Division, her music could accurately be called simplistic beauty at times. folksy drive at others. But it doesn't fit any one

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'Next Friday' only good if free ANDY MORGAN

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Normally. I try to use good judgment when deciding what movie to see. Because I am poor, like all of you. forking out six bucks to see something I wouldn't rent at Hastings for 49 cents really chaps my hide. This has happened off and on for the past year. mainly because I review and critique movies for this beloved newspaper. and when critiquing films, often I see flicks I normally wouldn't touch, even under the presence of hallucinogenic drugs. Next Friday is the type of movie where you cry at the end, but not because of a touching. roman tic finale.

Movie Review /Grade: C+ where a man in a wheelchair meets the girl of his di-earns and can suddenly walk again. thus prancing into the sunset with his new found love. No. sir, this movie stars Ice Cube (that should tell you all you need to know). and tears flow as the credits begin rolling up the screen because you realize you just paid $6.75 to watch MTV for an hour and half. You're also crying because you're at the theater alone. Your friends were smart and stayed away. They saw The Sixth Sense for the eighth time.

Me? I didn't have to pay for the movie. My buddy got me in free. and with all that pressure removed, I laughed the entire film. It was mindless. repetitive. gross. crude and extremely funny- a break from all the artsy Oscar contenders. I needed Next Friday;it was a welldeserved respite. Next Friday is the sequel to 1995's surprise comedy, Friday. It stars Ice Cube as Craig Jones. a decent young man who is growing up in the ghetto. His sister has moved out of the house, and Craig's father (John Witherspoon) wants him to move out as well. Craig begins to pack his bags when he learns the enormous. muscle-bound freak he beat up

at the end of the last movie has broken out of jail Thus. he travels to the suburbs to live with his lotto-winning unde (Don Curry) and his cousin, Day-Day (Mike Epps). However. his stay ends quickly when he causes tension in the suburban peace by angering the neighbors. a gang of Hispanic thugs. What makes this film entertaining are the actors. lee Cube hasn't come close to obtaining a solid dramatic role since his portrayal of Doughboy in 1991's Boyz N the Hood. Nevertheless. as Craig Jones, Cube holds his own and performs adequately in a comedic role. Newcomer Mike Epps is Cube's perfect sidekick. as Jones· cousin and not-so-willing

partner in crime. Epps is a stand-up comedian with excellent delivery and timing who is beginning his career in films Along with fellow upstart Justin Pierce. who plays Epps' friend. the trio is hilarious. ·John Witherspoon does a tremendous job as Craig's father . Mr. Jones. Jones is obsessed with bowel movements and spicy food. He was funny in the first movie, and although he takes somewhat of a back seat in this outing, he is still a laugh a minute. Next Friday probably won't be at the full price theater for much longer. but when it hits the discount cinema. trust me and take a peek. lt"s not the best. but it's good enough .

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During the entire Academy Awards telecast, several thoughts w e r e constantly shuffling through my bewildered mind. First, how long can some dude - someone viewers have never seen - blab on about every person he has ever met and how he'd like to thank them from the bottom of his heart? During those moments, the new game show on Fox "Who Wants to Castrate an Alligator?" suddenly became the most enthralling item on the boob tube . My second thought was a tad bit misguided, and even my wife joined in the wonderment. (WARNING: Male justification for being perverted was just inserted) . Label us the Joan and Melissa Rivers of Logan (I'm Joan), but we kept wondering when some scantily clad actress would have one of her ... uh ... female appendages pop out of a dress consisting of a staple, Scotch tape and Kleenex. Never happened, but I'm sure some revealing photos will pop up on the Internet within days. Gentlemen, start your search engines. Third, exactly how long can the Oscars run? Andy Warhol said fifteen minutes of fame were the limit, but man, put a horde of stars in an auditorium decorated I ike Saturday Night Fever meets The Matrix, let them stroke each other's egos, and Boom! -four hours have just shriveled from every viewer's

life. The low point for me came when last year's award winner for "Creepy and Way Too Happy Italian Man," Roberto Benigni, came on stage. As I prepared myself for 1999's best actor recipient to launch into an incoherent tirade that sounded like he was trying to serve Chef Boyardee at Spago, I pictured myself next to the show's musical director, Burt Bacarach, with a gun to his head, yelling, "Play, damn it, play!" Everyone knows when the music starts, it's time to shut-up and exit stage right. But I was especially disgusted with my (lack of) psychic ability in predicting the winners. Out of eight categories, I did not guess one victor. Now, I'm no Roger Ebert, but that's sad. If no one ever reads another film review I write, I will understand completely. People don't want to see the LA Clippers play basketball, so why would they want to read a film critic who picked Haley Joel Osment to win best supporting actor? I mean, it's not as if he deserved it, anyway. Osment only acted superbly in one of the scariest films to come along in more than a decade, and he did that acting in a genre that is normally studded with flops. So, screw him! Give the award to Michael Caine (new rule for next year: If you acted in Jaws 4: The Revenge, you are automatically disqualified from any participation in the Academy Awards) . I did notice a few interesting items while holding my

eyes open through most of the show, mainly that The Matrix is a film which absolutely rocks, Russell Crowe never smiles, Tom Cruise needs a new hairdo, his w7fe Nicole looked stoned, Meryl Streep is getting old, people of color never win any of the best

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THEHOBSONHur/ CaseyHobson The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game is part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and it could be again. - James Earl Jones Field of Dreams Those words bring me near tears every time I hear them. I think elementary kids should be required to recite them each day as an amendment to the Pledge of Allegiance. After all, baseball is American, and America is baseball. I don't know what this season holds in store for us, but like every season, I think it will hold some surprises. What kind of surprises? Oh, I don't know ... maybe a small-market team like the Kansas City Royals will win it all this year. Or maybe Pedro Martinez will pitch the Red Sox to their first World Series title since 1918. Or maybe Mark McGwire will hit 80 home runs this year. Wouldn't that be great? Wouldn't it be great if Orlando Hernandez threw a perfect game this year? Or wouldn't it be great if David Wells and David Cone both threw one on the same day against each other in Yankee Stadium? Or wouldn't it be great if Kerry Wood struckout more than 20 in his first game off the disabled list? Can you imagine it? Can you imagine the excitement the playoffs would have if every series went the distance? Can you imagine how memorable it would be if each game was won with a home run? Can you imagine what it would be like if your team won it all?That'd be something . And wourdn't it be something if Andres Galarraga won the NL MVP this season after back cancer sidelined him for 18 months? Wouldn't it be something if he won a Gold Glove at first base too? Wouldn't it be something if Ken Griffey Jr. won his first World Series ring with the same team his father played for the Cincinnati Reds? Wouldn't it be something if Frank Thomas regained his form and hit 50 home runs with 125 RBI? And wouldn't it be something if Darryl Strawberry stopped doing drugs? That might just be a miracle. But wouldn't it be miraculous if Jim Morris led the AL in saves this season after walking on the Devil Rays squad last season - as a 35year-old high school coach? Wouldn't it be miraculous if Alex Rodriguez actually stayed in Seattle and didn't ask for a bazillion dollars a year? Wouldn't it be miraculous if he hit 50 home runs and stole 50 bases too? Talk about impressive. And wouldn't it be impressive if Tony Gwynn won his ninth batting title? Won't it be impressive when Cal Ripken Jr. gets his 3,000th career-hit? Wouldn't it be impressive if Albert Belle became a model citizen? Or wouldn't it be impressive if the NL Central's Griffey, McGwire, Sammy Sosa and Jeff Bagwell all combined for over 200 home runs? And wouldn't it be impressive if the Brewers won that division - a team who hasn't had a winning season since 1992? Maybe that will bring the fans in Milwaukee running with money. And maybe fans will come running with money to ballparks across the country. Maybe they'll pack the isles in Pittsburgh and Montreal, in Anaheim and Minnesota. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.

CaseyHobson,a junior from Boise, Idaho,is the sportseditorat the Statesman. He used to live in Georgia, and is a true Bravesfan. E-mailhim at hobsorzhut@hotmail.com

LYNNETTE HOFFMAN

Sports Writer When Megan Woolstenhulme signed up for a gymnastics class at Utah State University, she had no idea what was in store. Woolstenhulme had been involved in gymnastics in her youth, even training as a level nine gymnast at Rocky Mountain Gymnastics under Mark Lee for four years. But when she was 13, Woolstenhulme quit the sport. During the six-year lapse, she didn't work out or lift weights - her only athletic involvement was cheerleading and drill team at Weber High School. But throughout those years, she continued to watch gymnastics on television and couldn't give up the idea of competing. "I still had the question 'What if'" she said. "I wondered what I could've done - how far I could've gotten." She soon had a chance to find out. Utah State was still on the quarter system when Woolstenhulme decided to take gymnastics as a way to stay in shape. She took the class each quarter, and USU head coach Ray Corn taught the classes. Woolstenhulme spent the class trying to see what skills she could perform. but she said she wasn't taking the classes too seriously. "I was just messing around, just playing," she said. But Corn seemed to have some confidence in her. He began working with the freshman outside of the tumbling classes. She would come in early and practice vaulting, and Corn would say, "I'm always in need of powerful vaulters." Still, Woolstenhulme never thought she would have the opportunity to come back. But at the end of the year, Utah State hired two new coaches, and one of them was Lee. He began teaching the tumbling classes and eventually offered Woolstenhulme a chance to train with the team over the summer and walk on in the fall. ·r just wanted to prove to myself that I could do it," she said. Woolstenhulme took the offer, and quickly regained her skills. She said the other gymnasts were welcoming and supportive, but sometimes it was difficult. ·r was just this little college girl trying to do gymnastics." USU'sMeganWoolstenhulmevaults throughthe air duringpracticeon Thursdayas shegearsup for Nationals.

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Assistant SportsEditor "We're just glad to be home; head coach Pam McCreesh said. And why not? The Utah State University softball team (10-21) will finally play at their own field after finishing 31 consecutive road games. USU was swept by the University of Utah, 9-1 and 8-0 Wednesday to end the trip. McCreesh hopes that being able to sleep in their own beds will make the Aggies more comfortable. But it will be a tough University of the Pacific team that will invade LaRee and LeGrand Johnson Field this weekend for three games, 1 and 3 p.m. on Saturday and 1 p.m. on Sunday. The Tigers (15-15) swept a tough doubleheader at the University of California Wednesday. "They will be on a high coming in here; McCreesh

said. Meanwhile, USU was beaten soundly twice by the Utes. But the score could have been <loser. In both games, the Aggies threatened early but could not convert. That pattern persisted as USU left a lot of players in scoring position. Starting the first game, pitcher Kristin Hommel pitched well early, getting herself out of jams in the first and third innings. But the fourth inning proved too much. Utah scored six unearned runs on four hits and two USU errors in the fourth inning - all of which came with two outs. In the sixth, Heather Curtis doubled in Tiffany Pugmire for the Aggies only run. Pugmire, who is batting just .196, was the lone bright spot on the day going 3-for-6 in the dou bleheader . "I hope this is her breakthrough," McCreesh said. In the bottom of the sixth, the Utes tacked on three more runs .

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finally! The 315 fans in attendance in Salt Lake City saw the Utes take control of the game early in the bottom of the first, scoring two. after the Aggies stranded two runners in scoring position in the first. Starter Amy Settlemier (2-3) picked up the loss after allowing one earned run in the first. She only got one out before she heard a "pop" in her shoulder, McCreesh said. She was replaced by Xochitl Ramirez for two innings and then Candee Bowden came in to finish out the game . The Utes piled on the runs as they also scored two in the third and four in the fourth inning. Utah starter Kristin Arbogast (18-12) allowed only one run in two games, getting both wins for the Utes . This home stand willbe critical for the Aggies, who are tied for fifth in the Big West Conference with Pacific and New Mexico State University. ·we ne ed to bounce back," McCreesh said. ·we need to believe (we can get better)."

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NL Rookie-of-the-Year Award in 1998. The Cubs are also hoping he can be the spark the pitching staff needs after last year's rotation had a dismal 5.27 ERA,the highest in team history. Galarraga on the other hand, is returning to the Atlanta Braves after undergoing cancer treatment which sidelined for the entire season in 1999. Without the services of the Big Cat. America's team made it to the World Series, but were swept by those blasted New York Yankees. And what about those Yankees? What does the future have in store for them? After all, they didn't make any major acquisitions in the off-season. Although we have a long season ahead of us. I have looked into my crystal ball, and I don't see the boys from the Bronx finishing first this year. Nope, the boys from Beantown are finally going to get the best of their hated rivals. I also have a few other predictions for you, so sit back and grab onto your seat (you might have to after seeing my picks) ...

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She spent last year primarily training, and rarely competed , but this season she solidified a spot in the vaulting line-up , improving her score each week. Two weeks ago at the Big West Championships, the junior scored a career high 9.875 that tied for the vaulting title. "Winning Big West was a big accomplishment for me." she said, "I wanted to show something for the work I had put in." Besides long hours in the gym and weight room . Woolstenhulme works almost 20 hours a week, is taking 18 credits and has been married since October. She was one of six USU gymnasts to earn academic All Big West this year. But despite the hectic schedule, Woolstenhulme is both excited to be part of a team again and to acco.mplish her goals.

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Senior Casey Beck stole the show for the Utah State University golf team at the twoday Spalding/ Anteater Invitational at the Coto de Caza Country Club. in Irvine, Calif. After shooting a 77 in the morning round and adding a 75 in the afternoon on Monday, Beck fired a final round 68 (2 20 total), good enough to tie for ninth-place. "Casey played real solid," said Aggie assistant coach Dean Johansen. Beck's 68 was the second best score of the 108-man field, as only the University of California at Los Angeles· Brandon DiTullio was better. DiTullio shot a blistering 67 in the opening round, which helped him take home the individual medalist honors as he finished his three rounds with a 3-under-par 213. However, as a team Utah State didn't fare so well. The Aggies were not able to finish the tournament as two of their golfers were disqualified in the final round, so they could not post the required four scores from the five-man team. "I was happy for Casey." Johansen said. "I was a little disappointed with the rest." According to Johansen, both Kevin Blotter and Chris Olsen were disqualified for only having one signature on their scorecards. For the card to be legitimate, there needs to be two signatures, one from the player and one from the person that kept their score. Johansen was not really sure what happened, and head coach Dan Roskelley has yet

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WadeDenniston:Is this the first time you've been awarded player of the week? It probably is this year, but what about years past? SandyTaylor:Geez, I can't remember. For Big West. or for... WO: Anything. Sf: Yeah, my sophomore year I was it twice, and then last year I was it once. -....--.___, WD:OK, good deal. Now, as a senior, when you look back on your career, have your playing days gone fast? Sf: Yeah. When you're playing throughout the year. During the year it kind of seems like it's slow, but I look back, and I'm like, "Wow, I'm a senior, it's almost over." And it goes by really fast It was just like all of a sudden we were starting to play, and now we're done with tournaments. Now we're in league. Yeah, it goes by real fast. You just try to make the best of it as you can. WD:Definitely. How long have you been playing? Sf: I've been playing since I was four years old. WD: Really? Sf: Yeah, ever since I could grab a bat and swing it, basically. WD:Who got you interested in it. Or, who got you started, I guess? Sf: Well, my mom always told me that one day I came to the house and I had a flier that ... (was about) tee-ball tryouts. I guess it was really my mom because she was really into athletics. My dad was too, but he always wanted a son. WO: Really? Sf: I'm the youngest in the family. I have an older sister. and so I guess they always wanted me to play sports. My mom's been the one that's encouraged me throughout the years. They never put any pressure on me. I could play, I could quit, I could do whatever I want, and I think that's what has helped me stay successful. WD:That's how it ought to be. A parent shouldn't force their kids. Sf: I agree. If I wanted to play the piano, or something, then that's what I would've done. But I really wanted to play sports, and they encouraged me. I played just about every sport under the sun. As I got older, I had to start eliminating sports and choosing. It came down to softball in the end. WD: Do your parents get

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money issue. They've saved up everything to come up for my graduation this year. They won't be able to get any games in, so that will be sad. But, I have my husband up here, and he encourages me. He comes and tries to see every game he can. WD:Didn't you just get married recently? Sf: Back in the summer. WD:And he played baseball at Denver University, right? Sf: Yep, he was a pitcher and home run hitter, too. He's helped me with my swing a lot. WD:Well it worked. You recently broke the home run · record at USU. so that has to make you feel good. Sf: Yeah, I just go through and try to hit the ball as hard as I can. If it goes, it goes. It's a real honor to be able to hold that record. I was surprised that I broke it. WD: Now, just two RBIs shy of breaking that record. Sf: Yeah. WD:It's great. Sf: I guess the numbers just add up. You just try to hit people in and get some numbers on the board. It just tallies up. WD:After you graduate, what does the future have in store for you? Sf: I'm going to law school back home in San Diego. I'm going to California Western School of Law, which is a private school back home. I'm just excited to do that, and I want to practice civil law. Then I really want to be a sports agent. That's the big goal. That's what I really want to do. WD: How tough of a field is that to get into? Sf: Umm, for women, there's not as many sports agents. With the way women's sports are growing and with the way more people are · viewing it on television, it's getting bigger. I'm hoping I can get in on that, too, in the future. WD: So, is JerzyMaguire

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HIGH AND TIGITT Continuedfrom Page10 your favorite movie? Sf: Yeah (Laughing). Well, when I saw that movie I was like, "You know, I would really like to do something like that someday: That kind of started me going, and I've looked into it a little bit. WD: Well, great. Being from California, how did you first hear about USU, and how did you end up here? Sf: The travel ballteams that I played for back home. One of my coaches. he was good friends with Lloydene, the first coach up here. WD:Lloydene Searle? Sf: Yeah. WD:I remember her. Sf: (My coach) got talking with me, and the team was real successful in the past. I was really impressed with them. I had another assistant coach from another team. He just told me Utah State is a great place to come. He was like, "If I can

get you a scholarship, do you think you'd be interested?" I was like, "Yeah, I'm looking around at different schools, but I'm definitely interested." I wanted to see the seasons, and it's beautiful up here. I was impressed with the school right away. As soon as I came here on a trip, I didn't want to leave. I was like, "I'm here: this is my home." WD: What's been your most rewarding softball experience? Sf: Umm, I really think, more than just on the field, meeting and knowing all the players on the team. I've created a bunch of great friendships that will probably last a lifetime. We've all been through a lot of different situations (that) brought ourselves together . It's really like a family away from my family at home . That's the greatest thing I've gained from being up here. WD:One final question, when you're not playing softball, what do you enjoy doing?

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a cheap attempt to get a reaction. If so it is very disrespectfur to both Brooks and his family. I feel they deserve an apology for the lack of respect shown in their foss of a loved one. The title makes it sound as though they just found some DEAD guy. There are many other words that could have been used in the title rather than dead. Life is precious, and the loss of it should be respected. Especially when it is lost in the fight with an incurable disease. The rest of the article was presented very well. I was glad to see a moment was taken to recognize a fellow student, friend and an athlete. He loved life, and showed others how to do the same. Please be more respectful in your choice of words in the passing of someone's life. They may not be your friend or family, but they are someone's.

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I've got a bone to pick with Casey Hobson. He is probably thinking he can create a major stir with the Statesman by mentioning that voting is a waste of time. Well I am actually writing with regards to the baseball articles that were written for Wednesday's Statesman. He seems to have forgotten a player who will be Number of involved with the home run derby in the NL Central casesof cham- just as much as Griffey, McGwire or Sosa will be. The name of this man is Jeff Bagwell. The man who merely pagne pursmashed out 42 home runs last year and in many peochasedin 1999. ple's opinion should have been the league's MVP after posting 143 runs and 126 RBl's. With the move to batting friendly Enron field, expect him to join the 50 and possibly even the 60 home run •UNITTDPR.ES.5 DarbyHawkes INTERNATIONAL•club. And if you were to look into it, you would notice that only 12 of his 42 home runs came at home last year. That was because of the depth of the power Alleys, which have always been friendly to Astro pitchLETTERS ing, but this year Enron field is designed to do the exact opposite and show its friendliness to the batter. Limglhshouldbe My predictions would show 64 home runs for limitedto 350 words. Bagwell this year. Count him in as the league leader in As I skimmed through Wednesday's paper, I was All lettersmaybe short- my opinion. Well it is bad enough to forget a player extremely surprised to read a caption for a photo of ened,editedor rejected like Bagwell when talking about power hitters in the "Rachel Carson, BYU Professor who spoke at USU ..." for rd'.ISOns ofgoo:Itaste, Central, but to forget an entire team from the central, I'm sorry I missed her lecture. Its not everyday that a redundancyor vol11me well that would be a terrible mistake. Oh wait someone ghost speaks in public! Unfortunately, Carson died of ofsim11arletters. made that mistake. I know the Pirates fans basically breast cancer shortly after publishing her profoundly never acknowledge their existence, but for them to be insightful book, "Silent Spring." The photo was of No anonymouslettm left off your season picks. Wow! JoAnn Valenti. will bepublished. I would have to say that you are right for mentioning Griffey as a new power presence in the already Power Brie-Anne McKeman Writersm11stsignall producing NL Central. I also agree with most of your letters,with plrane picks and the orders you placed the teams in, I just numberand st11dent thought that I would make sure The Pirates weren't left n11mber clearlystaled. out and I would like to know where you would rank them in the NL Central. Lettersrepresenting Robert Nielsen groups- or more than I just wanted to express my gratitude for the wononeindividual- must derfu I people who work so hard to keep our campus haveII singularrepreclean and beautiful. It is so nice to be able to walk to a sentaliveclearlyslated, 7:30 a.m. class the morning after a big snowstorm, with 1111 necessaryID such as Wednesday's, and have the sidewalks cleared andinformation. and salted. On my walks across campus I see a man picking up litter nearly every morning. I love the beauI am writing in responseto the title chosen to head the tiful flowers and greenery that cover the entire campus. Writersm11s/wait 21 Brooks Gibbons article. To many people on campus and Every building on campus is always clean, inside and days beforesubmitting in the community, Brooks was a great friend. I was very out. I do not know who it is that takes care of all of s11ccessive letters- no disturbed by the title chosen for the article about him. It these things, but thank you so much. exceptions. could have and should have been worded in a better and more respectful manner. I hope this was not done as kateeAdams Letterscanbe hand deliveredor mailedlo

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"If a Nation expects to be ignorant STAFF and free in a EDfTOll➔N-Oil!:r. state of civiJaredSteno lization, it Nrws IDITOR: expects what VickyCampbell never was and f£ATIJRES IDITOII: never will be JustinBerry ... If we are to guard against ignoSfoRlS IDITOII: rance and remain free, it is the CaseyHobson responsibility of every American PttoroEOOOII: Uz Mnudsley to be informed," Thomas Jefferson said. Cclf'l'IDITOR: As I have said before, this is Hen/herFredrickson where I come in - to inform you, WUU'.IDITOR: uium Bellamy my readers. Today's information seminar is E.ofrOfUl,L BOW); on the cunning tactics of Al Gore, JaredSimer HentherFredrickson you know the guy who invented DougSmenlh the Internet - supposedly. Now, I ua/1 C111/er have been receiving a few complaints from various people. These complaints deal mainly with the Established in 1902. The Utah Statesm<!Jl opinion that I spend too much time criticizing Democrats and is published Monday, consequently I always overlook WeJnesday and the Republican's mistakes. Friday and is the In the interest of keeping the official stud.en! specific identity of these people newspaper of Utah secret, I wi II refer to them as State University. "Ohio." So, to please Ohio let me The Utah Statesman explain why I chose to detail is printed on Gore's mischief and not a recycled newsprint. Republican's, namely George W.

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Bush. First, I am a Republican and therefore naturally feel it is my responsibility to further the cause of the conservative agenda. Second, the Democrats under the leadership of Bill Clinton, have admitted to lies and been charged with numerous infractions of the law many of which the American public need to know about. So, Al Gore's latest technique in trying to fool the American public into voting for him is the issue of campaign finance. Al Gore has promised us the first bill he will send to Congress is campaign finance reform. He says he will ban soft money and establish a "democracy endowment." Now, Ohio, please understand this is simply ludicrous. Gore is currently under investigation for directly breaking campaign finance laws. Believe me when I tell you he doesn't care about reforming those laws, and I will bet you the laws he intends to send to Congress wi II have very weak if any substantial power in actual, real reform. He, like all politicians, needs "soft money." Now, now. I know what you are thinking Ohio. You are won-

dering why is he going through all the trouble then. Surely you think he must be sincere. The answer to that question is found in John McCain - the reform giant that still has a lot of popularity. How does McCain correlate to Gore? Well we might as well start calling Al Gore Al GcCain, because Gore refers to himself as McCain in nearly all of his speeches. Even more (this is my personal favorite) Gore has said that Jim Bass, "the Mississippi State Director of McCain for President . .. endorsed Al Gore for president." The funny thing about that is according to the New York Times, McCain never campaigned in Mississippi. In fact, McCain never even went to Mississippi. Yes, Ohio, I know you are wondering what about Jim Bass. Well, he ran for the Mississippi State senate 12 years ago as a Democrat. In my opinion, Al Gore must think the American Voter is a complete idiot. I will, too, if Al Gore wins the election in November.

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Poetry and a • marriage UNDERGRADUATID / KevinPeel Spring a s sprung. Lambs, du Ck lings and calves are wad.d I i n g around their mothers, the grass is greening up and Logan City tickets no longer reproduce themselves on my windshield when I park on the street. Spring is a miracle of rebirth as many species of living things begin their mating dances, winks, whistles and various come-ans. Birds are nesting, cats are caterwauling like Mariah Carey in heat (think that "Emotions" song), and my roommate's screen saver just changed from innocuous floating squares to Kathy Ireland wearing only the beach she's rolli ng on. Spring is also a time for religious revival. With Easterand the various spring feasts and rites, it's a time for remembrance, a time for renewal, a time for stern lectures to students about getting married. I don't know how it is in other religions, but in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints faith, the mixture of humming bees and sweetly singing birds sparks some sort of biological responsein the Sunday school manual. March is full of lessons on thrift, patience and charitable giving. But by April, the manual's patience is used up unless you throw thrift to the

breeze and charitably give finger jewelry and a commitment to a "sister" of your acquaintance. Every word in church becomes pregnant with matrimonial meaning - tying the knot of teaching to wed the importance of marriage to the fertile, cradling mind of the suckling listener. I guess,since they still have the social initiative, guys still get pounded with this stuff more than the girls do. Though when a friend of mine came home from homemaking ~eeting with a cutesy "biolog 1caI clock" (complete with teddy bear figurines, bows and flowers) she'd made out of ~opsicle sticks, I thought the fields had been equaled a little. Okay, I made that up, but they're probably going to have to teach Mormon girls to be more aggressive, seeing as Mormon guys have developed immunity to such pestering. One can only imagine what would happen if they gave guy lessons to the girls. Well , keep your imagination caps.in the closet,becauseI've imagined it for you - and in poem form, no less (since I'm heart-broken I had to miss the last Poetry with a Beverage).I call it, "Future Relief Society Lessonin a Student Ward:" Thou shalt not shop on the Sabbath Day Unless a young elder walks your way. The market for men has a Golden Rule:

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POETRY Continuedfrom Page13 The best finds are in Sunday School. So linger longer, mix and mingle, Why waste your days by I ivi ng single? Bake some brownies, share some bread, A man's heart grows by being fed. Remember FAITH, HOPE and CHASTITY ' And you'll have a man on bended knee: Have FAITH that everyone has a match Just limit yourself to what you can catch.

The HOPE chest that is full of dishes Won't go long with empty wishes. Be CHASTE if you are being chasedWho wants a car already raced? Abide with him at eventide And snuggle at every fireside. Ask him all about his mission Though listening is a girl's perdition And the telling may take longer than The two years of service in lzumo, Japan. If all else fails, throw out all decorum And throw yourself into a

priesthood quorum. Sisters,be foxes and doves in the lion's den The good Lord would have us be fishers of men. This straight path to a blissful life Will excuse crooked means to become a new wife. So do what you must and try what you can Your fruit's getting ripe and there's hardly a man To grow a new branch on the family tree You are called to replenish, now go find some seeds!

Kevin Peel is a senior majoring in English. His column appearsevery Friday in The Utah Statesman.

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the official was to get an "I am the guru - convicted cyberbandit Kevin FED" T-shirt, and the spotter an "I Mitnick - in a conference call. The 36Continuedfrom Page2 spotted the FED" shirt. None were year-old American bemoaned the strict found out. probation terms that ban him from Israeli lawmaker and former Science using a computer or any hi-tech device. wrong. Minister Michael Eitan accepted an Mitnick was released last year after When they weren 't eating pizza or serving five years in jail for breaking guzzling soda, the hackers sat bent over invitation to attend . He said that hacker games like those into the computer systems of some of the ir computer screens. They discovAmerica's biggest companies, including ered that 28 percent of the Israeli net is displayed at the conference were meant more to entertain ambitious youngsters Motorola Inc., Novell Inc. and Sun vulnerable . than cause harm . Microsystems Inc. Police were invited to attend the "I told them that as long as they all "He had a lot of sympathy in the conference and even to speak, but they enjoy the freedom of the Internet and room - we all know not being able to turned down the offer, creating the don 't abuse this freedom , and make the touch a computer is a worse punishgame "Spot the Fed." ' '.J)u15lic support police intervention. t~is ment than even being in jail," said . .,, i>ar~!~Jp~nti( ~~rt: ~iven the Cflal/ehge willwork ," Eitan said in a telephone ' Neora Shaul, a Tel Aviv computer proof find'mg plainclothes policemen terview. grammer who helped coordinate the among them. If a person pointed out as Participants also got to speak to their conference suspicious was in fact a security official.

Pentagon office in October 1996 when she was a two-star major general and was in the post of assistant deputy chief of Army intelligence. The newspaper quoted an unidentified Army source as saying Kennedy accused the general of "inappropriate touching." The Times said the Defense Department inspector general's office was investigating the accusation and had interviewed people who were on Kennedy's staff in 1996.SusanHansen . a Pentagon spokeswoman , said the Defense Department inspector general's office was not investigating the matter . Other defense officials. who spoke to The Associated Press on condition they not ' be identified, said the investigation was being handled by the Army's own inspe ctor general. The Times said a former officer told its reporter that he was interviewed by the accused general's defense lawyer. who asked him about Kennedy's "demeanor on a certain October date in 1996 and about her office layout."

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