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Student

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Bustle Berntson Caught

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Ace Bea cher,ScotlandYard Defec tive, lakes Arrest Nabbed Red-Handed With Bulging B_ ustle

P.E.Officials Say He'sBustle Mound Rumors, Bustle Taking Currency Currently Smug Greenback Smugg ler Jailed P olice loda y captured one of Utah'-; top Cl'imlnal~. and the arre~t immediate ly d<'<ll"• ed up huge fund shoi-1.J'l'f"'which have be-en reported lately at l"tah State colleg,~

I • w '~~, OWL T EVt-; R GET OUT OF THIS S ITUAT ION -

:~:~~r~p~~!

ii ~• ~ Bu s tl e Bc-rnt-.on

rh ~hty

c-anwus

flr ure , wa s 1 11/ c

;,.ee;..~~..:~s; r~l•~s cJ:/;1•~:r:~:diel:i:\:::: ! ~r t;ar 7i~t~/~~!~ 'a: ~.~;,e~ 1

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T aken int o cw,todv y.a,;; Buci:- ality that thC') scar"CC<'IY ha\e Lie Be1 ntson, exN-uiive <:::('Cle-notic(--d his cr1mmal ac11, 111c-s . tary o f the co llege and campI n makrng the arrest, us , " I Lo ve M e" man The at_ Bcachc-1, well - known campus

was 1r est ,, as ciC'dttnl Beacher,

Hubba rd A nnou nces New BurgerI -Hea de d PoI·,cy 11nven ted by Bu 11 r eu State M N berger

to Ace L

famou s ('ampu$

th and former defective .

Lo gan

D racu la,

dty

poli«

rt>por1ed

chief. that

ertort to make l:tih Agricull urnl college 18 .agricultural co lle ge complcll'l}·. Deon the Peon ('ow-College Hubbard, has adopted a bull-head-

~u:~~~~:!c. bulled ~ m

throu .i;:h student council meeting last ni.i::ht ...,hich would make • ··western Week" a compuJ:;o r y . . ncti,ity for the next 150 years. An _<'nllrPI~• '.hff••rrnt kind or Western att ire v,ould be requ ired snndwidi. th" ''.':i·whur~•·r," hn" 1 8 1 n wea r ~- :~~o:u::~tslt~ ~d faculty ;~ 1 1 10 N1•uh•'rt::1•r H j, C',p,•cl.-r'I that thf' ll('" (lndwi<'h \\ill n·volulinni1•• lh" nd ;;~~l~n~t::~ Tlw snndwh-h h n cornhi nation of old-~t;. I,• hnmburl-{ f"r an<I fiv-

8U',tle

1 r~tlf~~-d~~:~·\i,.:~ PP

Viva

., ,

Za-

pata !"

o rt ice.

I Jt F.li was.

will be held in one o f the room<; of the s i>af"IOU" Logan city jai l , ~nding funher inve$ligatlon. Beacher revE't1lf'<I to. STL'DENT LIES thC' details of the crime, and captm't>, am!

~~~\-~nt~~•n/,~7~~·s::~.~~!'.u~b~1a commented, "\\'ell,

::a:~~~~· a~~~;~~PI~ :~~t;;~!

s lru- , •

Scot land yard

carpeted

_In a rearrirmed

bold ly lirted lar ge amount<::: ot C'UITf'n<'y from the till._, and has written out numerou~ t'Olle)'.:':- c-hec:k!. to himself. Em-plhyN"s o( his offiC'e have l)c,,>11 so enamored with his person-

wa s

noted

Buslle

smugg hn g the loot out _each day by h1d -

?f In s office

,ng il in hos bustle. Bustle was soon · expo~. W h<'n h i!-: prh·ate secreta ry d f I near o t 1e arrest. ~he com menlf'd to $TL.DENT LlFS, "l thought I had noticed a little

larger

bustle

of late , but

I had ~u ~pected that it wa s: because he was eating too many !<WC<'t roll!':; in lhe 'Bird." Bu"tk-'s !rial is tl'ntati,el y

LatC'ly. Reach('!' !':;fA{C'-flBue;. Berntson ha<.; i)('('n m,lf"d to have a kin<lly attitUdl' _to- I set for Septober, \\ard a ll. StudC'nts app!_nn.(?' for loans Wt'l"C' ,::-radou-.ly l'C'lJc

that

H92.

1 ::ii,~ii~~;n::;;m;;~r~\~;!:~r~~ :!:tdanc t);lO ',:~'.~hl~~~n:~~l~t~;

~;:,~;·ti(~n:.11 ,hr• two mnln lngn•di,·llls, tlw inv,•ntoz· 1·mnnwnt•·d A \'1•1ulin1-:Mati•m ror th.- !'nn, 1wklws has h,·,·n st'! up in lh<'

to J)l'('H'lll lhr loan , Fountain J)l'ns. shc>C'lacr!-. "lnrl {ingt•rnai l clippl'rs W!'l'<" nctoo ~rcat

~:~':::~,i~-~ /,~:~~ ..x~·;; ,it:~\~,,~~)r ceptC'd 1~~::~

,1,·nt·~ of!i1·,· und tlw hoard ronm

loan~,

as collatornl

for Sl000

by Bu~tl('.

:.~r :.:u~~~~:nh~(' ~;;v:~7 alllt d:~:~.t;~:~ ;>:~;~~~;;; ,~::~

\~ i11~1~,~•-i

m:~~" ~~:•wburl-{1•r" st:md will hP been upped ~100.000 by fiuc,_tJI". opnut"d h~ :,,..;,,uh .. rgi•r him .,If, an~ lha! all requisilions a1·c u, a part d••nt •lull

his n,-si...lnnt pn<bemg <:.1~ned hy '-('('rC'larif><; All su1111li•·'>ar.- b,•- with rubl>E'r ~iJ?nattn'C'-~1:tmp~.

1 ~~:; ':.~:·.~--~\~;:. •):.!:n~:~;!. _''a~d'\~ t; i With

lhi\ spirit nf C-OoJ)('J"tl1 r •v,·nu,~ i.t to b·• di"i<lt;d lwtw~•t·n On _anrl f111"'nci1111('-.snhnu~ct:"•h•ub,•1·~••rnn<I ow pr Psifl~nt. mg In thl' SC'<'l'C'lary·s ,, ((1<..'f'.

\Vh,·n

r,•11.-11 .. d

Lll::S for t·omnwnt

S1TD1-"="IT few

!>POPI<' ha\·£' bothC're>d to on tlw s..'\n(!- consult Busti<' .-:md thu s llC' hns 11

I ~;:;~~~'<i~~;~~•-~~ :·h1~ or '; ·~; ha~ more timf' 1_0 nlt4•nd. tfl ·n ••w s11ndwkh. "\Vi-II, Jt lt>0ks llkt- JX'ISOna l maltC'rs lll thC' of!u't", flolicie" this wrek . li e , lnrldenhlly, ii. a c:intlitl;ate £or rc-elccUon . I r. 111 ,ti ll t'Ut tlw mustard," Jw 13(:'tH'ht'r n otl'd Jte 11 r uuulnc- oD the .ac-rlcultural UckeL st«lt.'<I. I Du1 -ing lJ1is lime , he h as nu 1_.. l,.JfEAOl, : O POI 1CIF.S ESTABL ISH ED Deon lhe Pt"on. !iilude11tl1od7 presideul , ;i1111o u nced new bull-headed studcnlbody

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n c-aeher. der ee th e. "ho

J\('f'

Seotland Yard thi , "'t' t'k aided or Bustle llr-rnt,. .t,;11em> · ('o . l57J!t ?..

1hr c;i pturr

i.011, Public

THE STUDENT LIU, APRIL I, I ,SJ

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Pouring Plot To Make Parking Fine Concre te Proposals Walk Forbidden Paths The administration projects

is lo be commended

to improve

our campus Cementing

It has been observed is being

walk

pensity

a nob le effort

campus there

the grass

these mulliplied

labyrinth

may

develop. here.

too late!

college

that

have

in good

a pro-

We think

condition,

will lead

STUDENT

Already

this

but

to. A regular

LIES

!eels

that

the netw or k of paths

of a campus

cow trails.

a new cement

indicated

path.

paths

on the appearance

original

weeks

s tudents

the est8blished

is a rea l danger

is taking the

from to keep

,, ..cinder what

Relation~

in recent

lai4i wherever

to stray

for the numerous

wa lking facilities.

We must

planned stop

around

before

! ! Rott.e n Rumors

STUDENT

LIES

has been planned turn

the quad

the

quad

has heard

into

thu s making

and

a parking

is sufficiently

will be forced

rumors

by Building

cut

lot . The up

to fill in the the area

We would

the whole

to make

the

ll'nni-,

is that

"Le t 's rea d this Iss ue or SC RIB BLE once mo u

when

wed[.

lot.

parking

Di-,.ao;ter

court

Under

U.e present

;:lh u::::18

be fou

we ban it .'"

!:~~NO BONES ABOUT

w;:;ii~ C!m:!er~s!:re:if!r

it unsightly, they grass with concret~

to rai-.c our , oice again<,t

it. i., <':trrcid out,

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project

as an excuse

theory

remaining

an ideal Courting

that

Grounds

rules

m:::HUBBARD'S CUPBOARD

tb:nddi!oc::::re race. Dip ree will be three rubles for jockeys and JO for cam,els.

thi-.. Jllot bt.>cau'>e

BY NEON

wil l be lo-.t as wel l as l di:~b{

; 1;rf~o;?,','Mama

, where

HUBBUB

Stmlentbody

R es ident

-.-. . , Since I first started in my present position I have bes A farmer v1s1ted Ins son s co 1be allonctl in that area, ,ince they a.re in the racket. or lege. striving to think o! some original ide~s which would no j Watching students in a chemco llect ing fines and th us h a.,•e fina1u•ia l control of parking lsl ry class, he was told they were doubt.Jess be good for saving the college lots of money looking for a llniversal solvent. r('gulatio n. The choice h, between racket and racq uet. Our cr:'What's that?" asked the farm- and at the same time make the burden o! expenses lighter th e ')Uad. Cars

Motto

i-. "Keep

the

from

secretary's

office

wou ld ine vitably'

Utah G ree n."

• es Student Lr. •

1902

on Re-lief.

. . . . Short

I3u~ineS:S Mangr-r.

Ru$Sell

Mangy Ass. Sporls

Editor.

$. BerntSon

Staff

Veterinarian

Ofticial

without

... ··Sheep

Editor

SassiC'ly

Censor

Nolls

Notice) Monroe

Dip"

Ro~cy Wrightstein . ....... Doc Prestonc

. .

. ................

Richard

I leadley

On lea ve in the

Photographe1

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Staff

Eisenhower

Administration Bert

A1·tlst.

Special

V. Reynolds

Ev Cornaby

Writer s ....... Kathleen

Mickey

Spleen,

··ouke " Windsor,

Erstwhile

Coldwell

Moyle Q. Barley,

Earn-

est St1chingway. Proof

Editors 80 prnv. 90 prooL

Social

lfo.,in"'°' Assi,;;tan. Circulation Stafr

Businc-ss

Staff

and

Mgr ..

.Crecn

Direcwr.

of the l\alional

1- - -- -----

K. Jlall

Outcast

mcc-raff

. ......

Ac;si«tanl

Member

as well

those

prospective

walks

I r

Then we have the problem "fertilizing the grass It muc;I ~lso be kept cut and \l.'.llend

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the bl~gcst

!;in- ~::~d ci~:~!ern co:rl~ ee,~~:~

1/~~;

i:c~~: r:.:k~o

'1mnnd .l.>J>JSu~~<MJ~~ o1:~!1~-~:; ll!W\JC ,18,:,110:> .>tn 1aB UC.).)M aq -A,:m pue s-111s0<l0 Jd .>sa41 1noqe }!U!41 r.oh 11111MMOUl( aw l.'.YJ

~le th~a~,:ad~re,~ :~:e:t~~!;t ~~e: we 'could re- easily keep cows there ~1u,b would spread fertilizer au1oniat· duce t h c a- ically and at the same timr ket'P mount or ~ork the grass short. The dairy build· needed to keep ing would be near and ll,eY ·a.1a4dsou qc Mau that lawn in would have easy acce ss to ibe c <;n ;).\!ff PJllOM snd WC,) a41 uo t o p condition, cows. UI.H(I ).111111? 4 )lll!4l I ·s1110:>1noqe It wou ld save JnJa.>r.ad ! u141awos SJ OJ.>4.r, I ·00 1 Jl.-•1ua1uoa ~uow <Kl p1noM the college lots Y ou ca ■ See A'Un-'1: J puc s1u;,pn1s a111 )(lljlll r of money . As you can see this one ~,m· 1·.>.i.l41 p11u.:,111oaaq p1no111Aa41 I have In pie investment would take ,ar ~ 1 01 :::;A';:" 1~10 Neo n Hu bb ub ~;c~11~.CP~ur ~~ l JO 11.>nm se .>1111 4 01 eapJ poo3 which I would Uke to take this j The on ly remaining c1uf''>1•:e .>q p1no,11 11 a3a110.> 1c.1011n::,op1>0rtunity to pass on to you is how to watar U1e la~t • lrri-pSu uu s1 '!4 1 a:,u!s .(vM 1041 al th.is time. rlclently. I would suggc\>0r:1te l! d,'l,I~ utt.'l .i:n adoq I pue s n I think they nre unique Inr:tC:pr::~in:e w~i:re lh~ -dw11.> anbs.>.1111::,Jd 1? a.-.cq .tA\ asmuch as the plan c;cems $0 water sprays In the air aml nio~

1<:ditor ia l Sturr Page Editors.

here

- "Say, the bleachers Has Always B~tn Admits . 1 wenl \\ild."' _have h always been or th e Now J :r.dmit that c;pre:ulinf J\11 members or ll omes for ;~~~01:no~:Yt i:.1e bebe!~ric~ea:t to manure on the lawn fa a .ubtlt llomeh.':.s Dauschhunds are anything is to kill l\io bird:; way or keeping people from walk· urged to ~11<'? d a ?1ecilng- of with one stone-to coin a n<.?w Jng across Jt but It is not J!IO 1 ~ ~~ or~am~ahon which will be phrase. I have observed lat ely percent erreetive s ince ~ou;,• o! 011 e lhe top or Mount Lo;-an lthc mcn working on the campus us don't seem to mind :111~11JY• at 5:00 a. m. Wednesday. lawns . This is hard work. Now What we nee-d is a fence around

Morl

E. C. ... (Left

are

ga~~~:~~

Snort

Edi1or. Editor •.•••.••.

who

Reporter _ .. What sha ll I say a person through all about the peroxide blondes who life. This is ne eded . made i,uch a fuss at the b.1111

\nt ieultura l College

t ·1:l11 :State

Editor

for we students

~L\S'flll<;.\D t :-..tabu lalNI

.. A liquid that will dissolve any-

lh!~,fi~~t·s a g reat idea ," agreed students who are p lanning to come to the college i! lh(>J the Carmer. "Whe n you find it, can afford Jt in order to avoid I I ',',,',•.•,,tare you goi ng to keep it the draft and get an education which eve r yo ne admits will help by sPolling the appearance ,

\Vatcrcrcss Wall Flower

A. Be1w.adrine U1u•x11urgated

Pill

Pre---. A-.-..ociation.

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·anl)..,.mp 1d .>~ano::, ~c°:t:!!~u/;:l ~;s on!u~~'IS ~~1 or It is Jost through cvn1>0rauOl'I• •'41 11.1a>1puu .(,,uow ..uow •Mus geste<L it before w the best or Would Necess11ak J>JllO:>.)Al ,(v1>, s14.1 ·1110<11? ~Uflll my knov.ledge . r5" 01 -'>HI 11.12i1wnoA' 1q~no1.11 I This would, ol cour!'IC, nPl' t• s14Sno41 M3J e l"nr .>.10->S.>4.L Prob lem Boils silate surveying the quatl ,ii:" determine if it Is leve l ~no i,e 1 3 5 ~;q~~e;; ~~~odpun:l?!!JJ~(:O~"' ~:~~ a~: r~:~bl~n;in bo~~ ac;e~ow:hi~~ ~C:n:r~~rthi:lgc~~r:;c~!~ll J1~a::1,'~ j

-o.,d

->lll JOU JO J,)111.tl{MUIUIJ;); :;-;u~\1 e::h )11:vec~~~id;::~~ic!II'~~

-•rn 1113 .,_..., ua4.1. ·paA'311.Jns JIil

sl11dcnts (a nd even some faculty

!/;~~~->~ :1u~:::l

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~~-:':1sbe;~~ ;~

~~:

1~"

:t;~l~~

l :1m~:v:111:t~ccs~ar!~~m10 •n 1ey have had men out sul''

p:t:t~bc~:!. ] ,"SThat

A'way!

Stewart Fired forTestWeek Dishonesty

All-American Editor: 'We Done It Again'

Campus Chest Cheats Armless

Corruption crept 1nto the ranks of Utah State collej:!e faculty recently when Prof. John Stewart oC the Journa1ism department was dismissed on thc chargPs of 1

cheating du.dng winter qua rter test week. Professor Stewart was caught by lwo or his journalism students

one night precccding test week. He was crouched beneath hls desk in his orricc, evidently guardi ng hi s final exam papers. The two

student s who broke into the ortlcc

were unabl e to obtain copies o{ the exam, due to the un spor tsmanlike conduct of Professor Stewart . Dean Carlton Culmscc , Dean of the school of Arts and Sciences, cbara:cd Stewart with tak.Jng un~ fail' ad,..·antage of his students and stated

that

the

board

tru stees doe s not condone such ''under the table conduct." "Students ,,.,.ho are flunking cour ses should be given every advantage in order to pa ss their flnal exams." stated Dean Culm-

sec . Steps are being taken to elimin ate dishonC"stry at Utnh State colle ge. All office s will be left unlo cked for the week prcceeding spring quar ter test week and all fa culty members will be expected to con(orm to the standards set by the st ud ents of the college in lbe future.

Hum Cumming Cumming Ven? Hum e tuming

iss

next June •en every body cumes hum c Crum school. It offi cia11y slarts May 29 but er iss so many things to pack dat we don't lca£e til June 1. But to celebrate un show d er bum folks how much vee hare learned vce iss hating test for a veek. OlIH-somebody 'u st tol me dat bum e cumin g vns next !all . I vonder why?? Vee don 't vent hum e than un I don't know o(f no ting elso dat 'appens in the fa ll dal vould mean bumcun1ing . Dey play football to celebrate it un dey choo se a queen un dey haf e a dan ce un its all for noting so far as I kin tell. I link maybe somebody lss o[£ d er noodle to go out un get all ban ged up ofer a football vcn it isn't even humect.1ming. SoU1Jnk mu s be mixed upp around here. Maybe dey hafe it in der Ia ll so dat vce can celebrate the last springs cumfr1g hume ven vce is to get her un dats . why dey ca ll it hum coming un slee.d oU cuming hume -ca.us its all mix ed upp un so am I un so iss you I imagine. Vat you think about dis bum ecuming bussiness anyvay huh? Don't ax me notin g about ·it cau s I don't know not.in".

DROP IN AND

PASS ·out at

the

MILITARY MORTUARY Flat

-d

Feet

Achi119 Ulc:en

Per.-neatly Cared ~ We Spec:lalin la Quick Embalmeata NO RE-HEARSING

OLD PAINLESS METHOD 1 Stiff Street

Student Llfe, Utah Statc•s belt weekly newHpaper, 011c or its best dallie s, and ils worst monthl y today recd ved glad tidin gs frora lhe Assasinated Colglltc Press. "You hereby receive our D9.9t one hundr c-dths pert('nt pure, red -blooded American award for out,. standi ng Lire saving dutJng Call and winter quartcr5, and £or aU It has been discovered by Stu- issues lo come-," said the leaddent Lies that the money col1cct- plated cerUflcate. cd _la st tau in the Campus Ch~,;t Upo,n receiving the ncw11. the drive has been replaced by IOU s. editor said: "The ACP ~ivea The money was loaned to the honest fair and constructive Brl a:ham Yow1g University and rating~ to the college newi:,;pap-spcnt on runny books, movlefi, crs," or something similar . dates, candy, groceries and other Legal law s prevent the J.J(e ridiculous thlngs. from u sing the edltor's exact Any poor student has hnd nc- lan guage. ccss to the mone y at any timeThe rider with the glad tidings 1£ he knew the rig12-t people. It had barely lert when another was left available ~or public use rode in with an oCCcr tor Jiin near a• sign rendmg, "Please Mortimer to be Edllor-tn-Rctl of write an l O U £or any money the Daily Worker Jim rcrusecl tnkcn." As a result, the check with H1cse memor~blc words: chC'st is now full of pink, wWte, "You can beg you C'an coax yellow nnd blue IO U's. you can call n1 c a Com! • When the discovery was made, But I'm staying right with my lhe Campus Chest organlution Life and my Mom." Be sides, he determined lo rerund all conlri- added: ''W<> have a cause, t.oo." butions, so as to com!orl students "What cause?" asked t.bis rewho had arms twisted olf during porter. th e collectio n campaign . "Just cause," nn swered the ~ Money will be returned today -.editor with a chuckle. Don't yo11. at the third golC hole, Ogden gold believe in Santa Cause?" goll course-; at 8 p.m. The star£ or Lifers celebrated FLASH-W ord was just recciv- their success by inviting Car l. ed that the CC ha s only 50 cents Ton of Clum sce, and John, last left, so you'd better hurry. 1£ or the Stwed-arts, ln £or tea. you arl'ive after they the money Punch was served and entb sta !1s go·ne , you will receive an IOU. ~~;~hr~~~ivfi~sc~l;~1;r~~o~~~:1~.~~~ pirc, A~pire, but don't retire. Minister Cat baptism or baby) Above is bliss. Below Js Fire.'' - "Ilis nnme, please." Mother - "Randolp h Morgan "'How is it that you can k.Jss so Montgomery Alfred Van Clu·is• divinely ?" tophcr McGoot." "1 used to blew the bugle in th• Minister (l o assistant) - "A Boy Scouts." littl e moi-e water ."

Queen Bendick1, enjoyinc his last days as head Hbrarta.n at Utah State , t, seen ftverlshly tryinc to work his way into I new position. He will be !lhelved soon . ' 1 1'11 probably lose ever)'tbln,-," he says.

Queen Benedicks, Library's Top

Shelf, Replaced byOver-Duer Queen Bendkk~. Utah Slate·s Several students are being conbiggeS( novel and library maggot, \ sidercd to take over the libarlan's was job. The job will be offered to the

f!at::;\~:/>c shelved ; it 0

"It"s getting so a student has student with the most overdue, to know what their major is to unpaid lines, according to Presifind a book," said those planning dent Madsen. " In as mu ch as he hi s- rebinding. will 'then own the library, we hope Jl seems that queen Bendick s he will let us us e it," said the has scattered llharies all over the President. campus, until even the card inTop contender for the job perdex files arc frustrated and re- (erred to remain anonvmous. "JC fu se to slay in alphabetical ord er. 1 my friends £ind out l;ve started "One library i~n•t enough," said I to pay my bills, mYurc won 't be the bookcy. "We need them it1 my own," he .pleaded. every building so students will He stated in ,m interview that get to know all or our libarinn s . Queen Bcnclicks would not be T hey're very ni ce peopl e ." abdicated £or just thl'owing papBcndicks feels that our athletes 1 ers a1·ound if he had anything to especially ha ve been neglected. 1 do with it. "He wants to dust "I 'll go where you want inc to shelves in the Home Ee libi"ary go," s.iid ihe Queen, "but I have and I'll fight to sec h e gets to on e last project." do it," said the over~duer, He wants to put shelves along As to future plan s for the Main th e sha llow end of the swimming library, the over-duer said he pool for the waders and hav e pro- plans to raise the ceiling to elijcclor-flashed adventure stories minatc the glare of the bright on the ceiling for students who light:; and lower the windows so like to no.it on their backs. students can look out. and relieve One Lhing sUU bothers him. mental strnin. ho weve r. That is , educating Lbe "I'll also l1ave rear-view mfrbelly floppcrs:. rors put on the ends of the t ab les "It's the least we can do after so students with thei.r backs to they ·ve learned to read and every- the door can see when she entthing," he said. ers," he said.

lb.rw1. LOGAN STORE

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WELLINGTON SEARS SAILCLOTH MIXERS shorts

holten

198

298

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Culture and education for the Cow College are the themes of the lyceums scheduled for the coming year, according to Herbarium (Green Plants) Holmgrcn, stool pigeon for U1e cultured students, and Radio (Fillem Fulla) Bullen, local civic

slave. Ffrst program of the season will feature a lecture entitled "Knights' Art in Gay Pariec" by by Dr. Thelma Frenchy Fogelberg. Demonstrative films and slides of the Latin quarter will be show~. William ''Bob sy " Hull and Company, who will be on a naHon-wide tour next year, ,vill present a program entitk<l

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is expected when Commander Waves Welti wHl lecture about the return or Lake Bonneville, and how Cache Valley people should plan for their naval defcnsc noW. Ile will use a hath tub and model ships to Hlusli.·at• the lecture. A musical lyceum will be transported Crom the Point of the . Mountain. Arrangements have not been completed for the concert as yet, It is rumored that Eel Nekcarb will be the featured soloist. He probably will sing "Why Oh Why Did I Ever Leave ~v:C~1~.ing," and "Aggies, I Love · Due to the high caliber of the programs already cngage~l, it is

0:tr~r~~~: 1 :c:a~l~)~~: ;~; l s~~~c~~~tc~~}~~~t, ;:~ics stated that this program ,vill be presented for charity. The largest crowd of the year

~~~e;:al~o~!~i~o funds will be given to STUDKY r LIES, for a staff party, no doubt .. less.

aM ~ S!:irts Ahoy! A revitalized Aggie marching band has been perfected by Jon Fillup Dolibee , U,:igie improsario II ccn,'t spell it), The band is planning to wade through the new campus which is going on the rocks.

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f]lupDolls loBeDressed Rubber Bands ,Jon Fillup Dollbee, Utah State's o,, n Jon Fillup Suesa, protector or lhe newly-revitalized Uggic Marking Band, was born with a march in his head (no doubt caused by the beating of his ear drums .)

At Ute age of six months

tipped the scales at two and onehal( octaves. He even learned to crawl in 414 lime.

Bounce Over the Wall Ll~e a Rubber Ball ." After completing his education, Dollbee worked (or various top. notch band leaders, such as Spiked Tones and His Little Chas____________

I'Legs'

Larry) Gets Play Lead (Not

Not being a shy child, Jon ~oon or ga nized a pint-ii.etl ryhlnrn band.

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From the nursery age he rormutated . his famo us Rub~er Dn.nd Bri gade . The only requii-eme_nt wa~; ~ne~~rs ,had to have pc1 feet pitch, It S amazing ~ow. ~s brigade s ~emed to strike people in various ways. Not too many years lat er, Dollbce organized the Bottle Quart et . However, one night ~~h !llo, h~ad o£ ~e local musician s uruon: ?1~cove~ed that D?llbcc wasn t f1llin~ ~s bot~les w1lh water, and proh1b1tion being what it was, he was offer ed a sd1olarship with free board a nd i-oon~ to Sin g ~ing, the "noted" musical school 1n New York. The you n g maistro did very wl.'ll at school. Two of hi s more famous compositions are : "If I'd Knowcd I Was Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake with a File in It," and "Ii l Had a Tr ,ampoline I'd

Monroe

Prof. Floyd Morgan, director of the play "Mu ch to Do About Nothing", annow1ced that Marilyn Monroe will play the leading role. A communication was received from Holly)vood today to the elfeet that Miss Monroe would be J happy to come to Utah State where she _knew her talents would be appreciated. j The change of cast became necessary when the leading lady in the play eloped with the make• up artist because "he is the only one who knows me '1li I really am." "It was Celt," sa id Proressor Morgan, "that we sho uld choose someone shy and very cultured to give the proper feeling to the plot. We feel that Miss Monroe is the perfect choice." I The drama department was also successful in gaining the serv ices

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ers, and that London artist, Fait-s Thames and his male orchettra. Finally, Jon became a band lcad~r in _his own right. On l_1is openmg rught he became quite fl~st~red whc~1 he announced Ute Pl og1 am and 1t came out: "The Traveller" met "Santa Cecilia" in a "Royal Gorge"

reading the "Washington Post." Ile said •·Eroika!" "You Belong to Me." She replied my "Stars

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And that is the history of Jon Fillup DolH>ee, and no more.

PERSONALMONOGRAMED"

Every year college deans pop the routine question to their undergraduate s: "Why did you cmoe to colJege?" Traditionally the answers match the question in triteness. But one co--ed unex • pectedly confided: "I came to be went with ....:..but I ain't yet!"

TISSUE S(i)UARES

of J erry Lewis, who will play the pat·t of the leadin g man . "We also felt this was a very good choice because Mr. Lewis is so handsome and through h_is facial features is able to expl'ess the most subtle emotion," Professor Morgan said.

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al! ~ 1n;, ,;~~~ 0 \\.al ·t-lines no longer n endent. !\ew rushing pol .._ .,r e being instim.1l<-d to n.•pi..i "\.' <'~ pouscd members. FLASH! The art dep~,·tnwn t has announced a new C-O' .,. lo be given especially ror 1'\ . ·)T)a'i. It will feature car painlm·. v"trr

ceived _a Jetter from Ruff Ffonnl- ,\ LF. \ L F A COW O :\IOOGA gan, director of ~ small ban~ I llome Economics student-. . at back east. Jn which Mr. Flunm- this unit are currently whetting gan complain<-d that , ,embers of t.hcir t._alents of cake making. in the Aggie•studcntbody hadn't sur>- nn erfO'rt to co~c o ut a IIC.:ad t d h' b d when he was on m th~ cake b aking spree. 'Ihe por e ,s an question seems to be whether or the campus . not it will be Ex-Lax or Sal ••only about fifty slud<-nl bodies Hcpatica for the main. ingrcdicnt.

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showed up for the dance," he P l\:h: ~~!~:erA~:.-s arc park• 1~~cco~·~t~~:t 0~oa!\'i~ds~~~~:i_i,I. said. ed in stranger places, we'll park lip_stick and rouge will bt..• (•mpll1 The letter was surprising to the ~t;~~~ i A K EYS asizcd. council. since they had never Efforts to convert the house CRY. OHMAKER . 1 heard of Ruf£ Flunnigan and had into a .monastery were halted The chapter has m'l•:NI 1•tto not been aware thal he had been this week when Bishop Bailey their. new house bctw ~rn tile on the campus. refused to give u1> his cro:;s Gnus and lhc Keys. \l' 1., ·h New furnishings for the house Some members have qu, ~•ir:- ••I Council mcm bcrs were able to are being purchased from .'.\.tont- the fact that there was y..!1 no interview one of the few couples gomery Ward because of thl! foundation on lhe hoUS\.', ilthat had been at the dant'c and 1·cccnt £eud with Scars. warts deemed the qunlnh unlearned that the orchestra had SISG )IE A GNU founded. A £cw sle<-9inf' prnb, played a number called "cold Followiog the recent assemh!.,• terns have arisen bccaU!•f' o. no whiskey·• an evening. The num- program presented by the Breth- floors or walls, but por•t ha•, c oer was such a slow walt1. th.at ren, plans arc being made io solved the problem I.Jy b,0111c!, 1 , the students nearly went to sleep close the house. Assembly 0£fic1- from bed to verse. on their feet \\-·bile dancing to it. als stormed the castle· when th•!' STIC'KUM KUPPA assembly was a flop. Howcv<>r. ;he same student complained The west Third north ki:1-; ;,re Diz Hurd insists on selling houur1 mourning that Flunnigan's nunkics larked over Twe•-lie Pie pep, and s3id that they would dogs from the window. Twectic who lost her life o 1 lhe rather dance to the beautiful, in- STICKY HIPSALON ( Continued on Page 6 I Russian roulette was 1>taycd spiring music of Jodie Noble any last weekend by the late memday

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Student council then phrased an neighbors to Lund Hall. Sbenrr answer to Flunnigan's letter. The Kunzler presided at the ma<s:~ letter said in effect that if he demonstration. Drinks were sc•rvwould improve his arrangements cd ove>r the bier of Uie latl! so that they would be acceptable members . to the Aggie students. he and his CRAPPA CIGS band would be allowed to play for A reformation is underway al another dance 0!1 the floo~· or the this locale. Funds from th(: used cowbarns any time he wished. book store are being transferred This letter alsO stated perhaps to provied adequate :no:wy ~o he would have a better crowd i£ cha1ierda pus for conferen.ce tlus 1 he offered a small s u m to all ;~ep; ~ ·D ULL T AS co uples who attended th e dance . , A weighty problem has ar ise n So far. the counci~ has not reat th~ KO hou se. All gir ~s in t he ce ived an a nswer from Mr. F lu n- sorry1ty h ave b ecome pin ned or nigan. Iengaged, as a r es ult , h ave pass-

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Courtship~ Marriage "'ClassesOn Skids A new professor o! courtship and marriage has been I selected, and will take over duties in the department immediately, il was announced to<lay. The new professor, pictured below, is single, unmarried, ~. and unattached to a spouse. She ls pictured below in a typica l classroom pose . Although registration for the course has dropped off con siderably since the new professor took over, it ,,(s planned • that lab work in the canyon may boost the wa ning enrollment. At any rate, the professor is promising an interesting, indi, ·idualizecL course.

SJ\tOOTH SAILING - This will be the keynote of the new 1>arklng lot whi ch will feature thirty fathoms or sa lt water which will be imported from the Gl'eat Salt Lake. Special docks are beingconsh'ucte d for those thai drive submarines . to school. A tlrydock will be constructed on the quad.

See" Sick Supervisor Says

who round it necessary to cance l all drill because o( the unavail• ability o( the c1uad. Boats, at a price and a. half,

Because has used the new decision make all tcrway s , Because

vide al_l pitch . l? yatch the bo~ts. Spec ial prov1s1ons arc bemg made for students or faculty de• siring to drh·e submar ines. This is cncow-aged, since most college activities are underwater. Advoc;ate or the plan was Ray

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The queen or hearts , she made some tarts, all ror the chapter boys. That home -made cake did not digest, so they moaned, and they groaned and the y- all went west. Since U1cy'r e <lll gone, no news! SUGAR

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way to Columbus this wc~k. She was on her way to the Ass ocjated Washer Women convention, planning to have a hot lime, l>ut she suddendly Jost all hc1· life. I l Accompanying her was 1'ra11C'is, f the talking mule. THETA

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FranShoup Elected toAWSPresidenc Today IsStudentbody Application Deadlin Demonstr;1tin~ his sox appeal Is Nephi Patton, who invitation to al I students to join him and the rest. of man class at. the Freshman Sox dance Friday night. at ibe Union building ballroom. George Engar and his from Salt. Lake City ~m provide the mu s ic.

Issues an the fresh9 p.m. in orchestra

Fran Shoup was elected president of the Associated Women Students in the primary election conducted last week. Paima Lundahl was the unsuccesful candidate for the pre::;iden tial post . Final election will be held today from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the Main hall, for balloting on lhe vice president and

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secretary candidates . Finalists for vice president are Joan Lee Wilson and Lallue Farnes. Julene Bunker was. the un successful candidate in the priThe Cosmopolitan Club or Utah mary. . State college will sponsor "InterCompeting for secretary are national Days" on the Aggie cam,Jaleen Allen and Mary Rhodes, pu s, Friday and Saturday, April The movie to be show n this who defeated Orma Linford in the 3 and 4. Thursday in the Union building is primary election. Jnvitation s have been sent to "Tap Roots" starr in g Susan IIay The new AWS president left this foreign s tu dents al all colleges w~.1;~ and Vm,1,Hefli n. . week with Mary Helen Tweedie, and uni\'crsilics in the coun try lap Roots is a sto ry or C1v1l A p1ogram has been planned War days and tells or a fan~1ly of this year's 1>resident, for Columbus, Ohio, where they will attend / which will allow students from U111011 loyali sts balthng 111s1de vat 10us lands to shar e id eas WJth Confedera~e Imes. The pictui c, to the national A \·\IS convention. Students were reminded by Deadline ror applying ror scholarships is today. Dr Joel R. Rick s, each other, and with the Ameu- be show n m tcchmcolor , is a very chairman of chau man o( the scholarl:ihip and honors 'Committee, announced can students. cxcilmg portrayal of this period. Gary Richardson, elections, that applications for today. j A panel, "Amei ican Foreign Movies will be sbo" n at 1, 3, Students 'Aho wi~h lo applv [or any of the awards and scholar - Policy m the Middle East" ,, 111 and 8 P- m and admission will be studentbody posts must be filed ships listed m the catalog 01 othe1 s listed m Or Ricks' off ice, should be chscusscd by Jepresent~Uvcs 25 cents plus student body ca1d in the studentbocly office by 5 p. blanks, make application to_day by ,n:iting a letter acldresscd to the chair- of the Stale Department o[ Jraq, "Adam to Atom," the 0£f1cial m. today . Applicatfon man of the comm1ttcc. statmg Ji-an, Egypt, Jnclian and Paki stan. film o[ the Centennial of Engin- which may be obtained from the the _ awards desired. and qualifiRegistration for th e meet will eer in g, will be shown starti ng studentbody office: arc to be filled out by the appJicant and signed cations or the candidate. I ta~e place in the union building, Monday, April 6, and will run Applicants Scholarships will be a•vardec..1 ~nda): at 4 p.1n. !he first meet- throu gh Friday, April 10. At 7:30 by the registrar. and honors conrerred 'lt the m g will begm Friday at 8 p.m. p. m. on every day except Thurs- should also submit a brief sketch awards and. honors convoc•ation · ·with an address of welcome by day , the film will be shown in the or thcit· activities and accomplishments (or Student Lire. which will he IH.•ld Sunday, May p~~ s.ident Loui s L. Madsen. • Engineering auditorium, accordMeeting o[ campaign managers 3, in the L D s Institute at :1:30 lnps [or dele gates have been ing to J, E. Christiansen 1 dean of and representatives will be held p.m. scltedu led for Saturday afternoon cnginccdng. . , . . · al 1: 15 p.m. to the intermountain On Thur sday, during the regu- at noon Friday, April 3, in the Union committee room, second Sc~otat"shih A P~tc~t\ons "Daughter of Paul" for 1953 will Indian School at Brigham CHy lar movie time in the Union, this 1 Hoor o( the Union building. ;,~s Ri~:; sa~d.st,~.1:~ g~lcl' River Bir? Refug~. 29-minute film win be shown. 1: be crowned by the Foresters' cJub to 01e Bear Campaigning will begin Monday pins arc given to students who jn the Foresters' .1sscmbly Tu es-\ At_G:JO 8 3:turday an ~nlcrnattonat G a. m. and the primary elec111 111 1 11 tion will be held April 8. Final prcsent evidence that their day at 11 a. m in the Main audi~~\( b~ heli ~; / e ca red 1 grades arc all A's £or three con-, torium · Saturday ~ ;mion uidc mg, a~ election will be conducted the 10 secutive <1uarters or their r cs i· ~ a P:m. a . ai~ce P The Chi Omega chapter of th e following week , April 15. dcnce . At least. l5 credits, excluThe new " Dau ghter" will be 1 ~ram 1~ the un_10n btuldmg. b~!l University o( Utah is spo nsor ing Positions that are open include 1 1 1 1 sive or _basi~. physica.1 educ a Hon crowned by Arlene Meyer, 19~2 I ~:~~nd~,~~e~e!i~~1 ~=v~ , ~ an inf orma l dance at th e Hotel president, vice president, secre1 1 1 and bas~c m1htary science, mu s t Daughter o[ Paul , and she will by the st ud ents Crom the Int er- Newh01ise in Sall Lak e Cily . The tary, a councilman from each of I he earned. The grades or any receive two trophies and sever al mountain Indian school ilt Brig- danc<' will be held Saturday, April the seven schools, one council.: 4 al 9 p.m. and is ope n to e,·cry - man-at-lar ge to be elected from :~n :ca!!~-~only once gifts. ham ,,.City. one. Tickets ca n be purchasC'd the fre shman class, and two at the Nen· hous e for 3 dollars 3 councilmen to fill unexpir ed Deadline for student awa,·d Foresters' \Veck activities will couple. te1·ms. points accumulated during ,1win- take place next week 011 the quad S SSem ter and spr ing quarters is April and at the :Fir.sf Darn , where the Tonwrrow al 11 a.m. Kappa 9, accorclin_g to Anna Marie Hey- Jog burnfog wm be hcJd. A st u- De.Ita sorority wi11 pr esen t "M odes rend,. chamnan or the award dcntbody da1_1cc, "Paul's Parly", , o! ure". The assembly will dePaul Shee1ly*Switchedlo WildroolCream-Oil comnuttee. _ will be held in the U.uon bu,ldmg pict di!f cl'cnt phases or college Becauselie FlunkedTJteFinger-NailTest Forms for submis s ion or lhe Fridar, April 10'. at 9 p. rn. Tick- I Ji(e, suc h--.,as , socia l, religious, and points may be obtained from els wll be sold 111 the Main hall study. the student body offirc. ____________ S1dn1?y Rc-admg is chairman of • _____ the assembly .

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• L11y Sale Saturday Members of Alpha Ch1 Omega soronly ,,In sell Easter lilies Saturdny on the streets or Logan. Proceeds o( the sale will go ror the benefit o( Utah's cerebral palsied children. The lilies \\-Cre made by victims or cerebral palsy and will be sold to help other victims of the crippling disease. No price has been set for !he lilies; contributors arr asked to give what they can for the cause.

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English-style debating wilJ be featur ed at the speech meet to be f with held at ?tfontana University in 1 Missoula on April 10 and 11. Each speaker will deliver a scvPnminut c speech after which the debate will be thrown open for direct argument between the two teams. Students attending the meet will .. be Jim Alleri and Iloycc Hair, YOU CAN SAY Vll"a Beth Robson and Nora B Thul'good; Ilosclyn Nebeker and ' Mane 1\te11111, Nadme Fowler

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to loved ones, those far-away, kiddies and "shut ..ins"

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POOR PAUL felt down under when his girl said, '"Your sloppy ha.ir kanguuin1 our friendship. Never pouch )'OUrarms around me again until you high tail it to a toilet goods counter for some \"(l'ildroot Cream-Oil. C.:on1ain1 Lanolin. Noa-... alcholic. Relieves anno}'ing dryness. Removes loose, ugly dandruff. Grooms the hair. Helps you pass the Finger-Nail Te st. Gee it or you'll kangaroo the day!" Sheedy tried Wildroot Cream-Oil and now all th e girls arc hopped up about him. Bctccr rttch in)ONr po cket for 29t and buy \Y/ildroot CreamOil in clthcc bottle or tube. You kangarong cause ic puUi real pun c.h into your social life. Ask for it Ort rour hair at a.i,y barber shop coo, and get a jump ahead of all the other guys:!

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campus,

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with

the

present

status

the

college. The announcement is now made that the site will be changNI. The college is going on the rocks. This is ill ustrated by the accompanying photORTaph. Everyone has recognized the and the action by the legislature l,:nown position of th<' college.

need for such a c-hange mert'I/ makes official the /

Announcement has been made that the prf's('nt buildings and grounds will· be sold and 1he procr-eds will be usi:-<I to increase the salaries of the faculty a, long as the funds hold out. This solvC's a real problem. The low salaries were an important factor in the legislaturc>s decision to put the college on the rocks. The faculty will no longer be serfs, but surfs. Th is movP rcprC'SC'nts the high tide of progress at Utah State. Preparations arc now under way for the move. The Extension Station is now carrying out exoeriments in sea weed control The l1b1a1y 1s 01de11ng additional copies of ''The

Sea Around

Sheer, First Quality ROYAL PURPLE

Classes 1n marine li(e will be conrlur-tPcl by the Zoology Departme nt. All A.'.;gtC's are urged to fam1l1a11:te themselves with the new nautical environment.

You Found Hf du r in g ihe week. Th ose not abidin~ by th<' rul es would be pcnn c-d in tiw c,unpu-; manure parlor east or the milit ary science building. ror a 21hou r sentence. In an effort t o m:11~e hi s nc\\' bull-headed polit"ir-s sli ·k. Hu bbard mncle the starllh•~ ,wnountement at council mecti•i~ 'rur:-s~ay ni <;ht tl''11 he pl·rns to s,.-.0 1< anothcr term as studentbody president As the stupc-ndous annom1ce-

ment drool-.d from the li1ls of 1 t the p resident, Filly So ren so n gasped as if he had swa llo wed a rubb er b:.111, a nd imrn ccliatcly rushed for the J>honc booth to notiry lht.' bn ..•thr<'n of the news. In ho nor of Dt.>Onthe Peon, who is cerl:iin to be rc"electcd, the council srrc-naded him during the memorable mc-cting with str:.lins of •·now l\Juch L; That Bull-Dog in the Wil!dow:· Campaiqn manogcr for th e president ·s second tc-rm will be John Bull.

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3 Poir to A Customer "Beautifilm"

nylons famous

for their exquisitefy

sheer look

and their high twist that makes them highly sna<J.. re,istant. Hairline

contrasting

searn,s. C1Kve-clinging

full fashioned

fit. New shades.

If it doesn't

run, we can't fix it. We

Use Sears Free ParkingLot at Rear of Store

sell gas that's gucrcm:·eed to corode.

CROCKETT JUNK PILE East of tl-le Field House

261 North Main St. Logan, Utah. Ph. 501

HURRY! HURRY!

Main Burns,

Union Leveled By A-Bomb More than ten thousflnd

sports

fans cheered wildly last ni~ht as the old Main building burned clown on the Aggie

campus.

The

cheering people were gathered in the field house watching th e spectac le on television.

Officials were overheard to say that the only r~l loss suffered was the apple machine

that stood

1 in the hall. Even the money in the secretary's office was value-I less. The fans had wh en they

an "extra

saw

Ray

treat

Waters

per-

form on TV. Waters did a sensational ...:ct by jumping OIJl of a 31 ~tory building. J le survived the jump

jumped

due

the

fact

that

out of the first story.

There were rumors to the cffcct that the Main building fire

On•ille Wri ght's new book on llow to Watch Footba ll will soon be

on sale in the bookstore, which is also for sale.

~~fonc~~i~~h~ smoking

in lhe sale in the drug stores in Las I Pr esiden t Madsen was intcrVcgas. No one was injured by j viewed .following the event an d the blast which leveled the build- . his only comment was "That' s _ was so great in 1 area. the mighty crowd of people that ing and the surrounding 1 Tough." several o( them were trampled . One sma ll boy that su r vive d th e ordeal stated that there .were times when he !clt that he cou ldn 't breathe. It was di sc overed later that there w,as no air in th e buil ding at the time and also that the boy didn't ha ve any lungs .. The excitement

268 DAYS, 28 HOURS, 63 MINUTES AND 75 SECONDS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Camels Will Hump It Over Classic Lot Course Entry

blank s Cor the Cosmo-

polilan Club's annual camel races may be obtained in the bowling alley o( th e new Student Union building , Joe Habib, thi s year's director, announced today. Habib reports that the 600 meter course will be laid out in the fabulous new parking lot directly behind Lund Hall. (ed. note: Just because . this particular area is limited to just sophomore and frosh parkers it does not mean that all persons are ineligible for the races.) Jockeys' should be ready to weigh-in and register at the scales by the" sheep barns before this Friday under the present set of Queensbury Camel racing rules. Clcrk-o(-course will be MrS. Venita Nielson , noted lover ot camels and T. S. Elliot. Pad-mutual windows will be set up in the class rooms of the old TUB with Dr. King Hendricks simon pure NCAA representative , acting as book ey. Programs for the races are being edited by Vern Bailey and from all reports it is advisable for racing fans to get these programs early-they might be en-

!icta~~~mse:ic~r:ui:~ld

be ban-

One lad y became so ex cite d during the event that s he committed suR:ide by explod ing an atom bomb that she had in her pocket. By standers sa id th at she had been work ing at the Nevada test sight and had probably gott en the bomb there as th ey were on

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There Is No Institution .. 1n the lntermountain West As Cheezy As

CACHE VALLEY DAIRY ASSN.

ACCESSORIES MAKE THE COSTUME SHEER NYLON BLOUSES

30a to 50a

a whole collection for your choo,ing. We've

of frothy sheer Easter blouses

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USUAL

ATE

the 'BIRD

"If you don't like it from bottles ol' cartons, we furnish cows wearing gym shoes."

CACHE VALLEY DAIRY ASSN. Smithfield, Utah

r-·

Stoll Leaves Boon -Docks for

r a

Stoll Takes College Bums To

Allred Makes Big Scene As 'Masher'

Lovely Land of Sky Blue Sewage BY L DIDIT Wouldn't it come as a surprise to you to learn that Cal (wear your pants high) Stoll has been offered the head football coaching job at the University of Minnesota, his alma mater. And Mr. Stoll has accepted the position, according to Ike Armstrong, Athletic Director at Minnesota.

Utah State's own Ivan Allred, reservP. center on the Aggie basketbilll sqund, was notified that he was placed on the AllMasher team or the chorus line at Leon and Eddies night club in

And wouldn't it knock you off your chair to learn that the guy wi~h the c~rny ~okes is I actua11y gomg to risk lus neck Minnesota, we will probably use and get oat from under John a lot o( the Minnesota SingleRoning's win~ to take the _job. Wing and maybe some spllt-T," Well, the )}lg cluck Is gomg to Mr. Jensen predicted. do it; at least, that's what he Genlleman John J. Mooney will says arter falling to produc_e any- take ove1· the line coaching duthing worth talking about m two ties. A&. the present time he is years at Utah State. the Sports Editor o( a local state Mr. Cal Stoll will replace Wes paper. Mr. Mooney graduated Fesler. Fesler went t(? Minnesota Crom the University o( Iowa embarrassment upon the team's arter Bernie Bierman who was where he was a all-conference "STEAL-AWAY" STOLL part by taking part in the requested to leave two years ago. lineman back in the early thirFesler took over tbe same time ty's. ''OOPSEY-DOOPSEY" to distract Allred's frenzied and super that John Roning came to Utah When Student Lies tried to conin,uhing attempts. Statc. tact Mooney, Tuesday, they were It has been rumored around unable to do so, he is on the west that the ren:i;on for Fesler's leav- I coast covering the Rex Layne ing the Minnesota school was fight that is scheduled for this pressure from the alumni. The evening. It will be a !ew days (Continued from Page 12) Coach Jon O'Roning di.!lclosed \ season. On a recent TV show O' new Minnesota Conch implied I before Gentleman John can be which the _dean'_s ?Hice is located today that he has completed· hls Roning won a beautiful young that the reason tor the dismissal contacted in. Salt Lake City. in the Mam bu,1ldmg. . J plans fo1• the 1953 proselyting lady and his plans arc now to of Fesler was the type or Coot- (?nc prom1~lcnt Salt Lake sport In t~e mormng, foUowmg the use her in pl'oselyting athletes to ball Minnesota has been playing v.:r1ter, who 1s also in San Franbreak-1n, Dean Columsi~ found . . the school. during the past two years. c1sco covering the Layne-Charles red footprints across the window called m 1mmedaltely to invesUo·n . g e ealed at a recent word from the Minnesota Al- go, has not been contacted as yet. sill. t~e wall, an~ h.is desk. The gate the cr~me, fingerprinted _all meeti~::r ~h: Swecdish Home- umni was that the alumni group ~is man is Hack Miller. Both footprints were s1.m1lar ~o those or the dea~ s .stu~ents, the police land society that his original didn't Uk~ "basketball on the Miller and Mooney should retlll'n of a dog. A note m red rnk was force, the Jnmtor1al stare, Student tl J football f1cld," Fesler type or to Salt Lake before U1e end or the Ians h a<1 Ch also left on the desk. It was Lies starr, and U1e DJtto Machine ti rs1 1~~. o~gcns~~ as football. week. It is anticipated that these 1 aigned, "T'1e Red Foot." 1repre_scnt~tive. who_ has been e~:r pro]!rie~:ona ~~1~ 11 j Cal Stoll, nrrlvcd back to his t~o ~en will leave for Minnesota .Two stal~ hot ~ogs cow~i:ed slecpi~~ tn the othce for the mind after Ralph Maughn hit her home In Logan Tucsd_ay, and _he w1t111nU1e next couple of weeks. w1th catsup and pickle relish past six weeks. 'th h0 t t gave the first hand information Mr. Stoll has been the only indi~ ,-.•ere f~und 01! the desk, ~eading After all the eviden<'e was ga- ,u , a ~ pu · to this reporter. Ile plans to vidual to speak with th ese two the pohce of(lcers to behcve at thcrcd. Police Caplain Bruscsl O Ronmg stated th at Jorgen- leave Logan in the next few days l men since they were named and first that the burglar was a pub- Knolls issued the verdict that the son has accepted an ofter to be to locate a home in Minneapolis. they both accepted. ' llcity agent for Sawyer's burglar was just a Moose trving cheerleader at BYU. Fur th er in- Stoll figures it will be any where Mr. Stoll stated that there Is a Local police officers, who were to get an extra copy o[ Scribb le. formation Crom th e president's from two to four weeks before great possibility that Mr. John office to the erfect that the pre- his ramily leaves Logan. noning wlll go back to his alma sident has also accepted a sim~ Cal will take some of the best mater, Minnesota. Mr. Roning illar omce. talent Crom the local area back will lake over the duties or StuThe ~ew hot mama w,m begin to Minnesota tor his assistants. dent Manager. The new coach her dutie~ as soon as O Ronning At the present time he has sub- implied that the only reason for can ge~ rid of_ so~e o( lhe other milted some prominent football him to take Roning to Minnesota, dead timber in his department. scholars to the Board of Trustees is !or his handball ability. He also . stated that he had~'t al Minnesota. Ralph Maughan, will also travel been reeling at all well. Uc said Before the new Minnesota men- to Minnesota with the new Minthat every time it rained he Celt tor left Minneapolis Sunday the nesota coach. lie will take over badly. Dean C. Cuhnsee stated Board hacl approved nine new the reigns as the Minnesota that O'~onning was surtering nr- assistants and sta£C men that , Hockey coach. During the spring ter havrng bought 100 pou?ds _or wilJ help make the new athletic term he will handle the weight ground hog meat and eating 1t, machine al the University or men on the track squad. He later discovered that it wasn't Minnesota. Just before press time today, growld fiog meat at all that he Heading the list of new assist- the Minnesota trustees approved had gotten on sale, but ground- ants on Stoll's new staff will be the appointment of Clair (Deals} hog . meat. . . Rod (Nick the Greek) Jensen. I Peterson as the Minnesota DirecTlic new athletic employee .will Jensen will assume the duties of tor or Athletic Publicity. The be known . as Post Script smce baek£iclc1 coach. In the spring Trustees also approved the apher name 1s Adeline Mool'c. he will take care of the baseball pointm ents of two assistants, they

New York City.

Teammates report that Allred employed his long reach to carry out an intensHicd plan to drag each one or the girls over to the Aggie tables the ni ght following the team's victory in the Holiday tourney. Lanky Bill Hull. the all-conference cent('r with the voice most like Andy Dcvi.nc's, Is supposed to have "Warded off much

Cafsup Calamify

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Penicillin Is Superlative Discovery, States Roning

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:~d~;;

If you want to make

a smash with your girl friend, bull her over in our alleys.

Bulling balls furnished free,

but you clean up the mess.

BULLING CENTER 223 North Mai11

" She (driving her new car) - tc?,~n.am very glad that Cal ha! Would Y?u lik~,,to see ~here I asked me to be on his staff at was vaccmat~d. l\Jinnesota and I think that it will He (expectantly) - "Yes, in- be a ver; good opporhmity for deed." me to get out and show some or 1 She-"Well, keep your eyes my football coaching ability," open; we'll drive by there pretty' stated Rod. soon." Mr. Jensen Is a teacher or the --Double "Q" Cormation, this is "Here's where I cut a good where there are two quarterbacks. Cigure." said the college girl, as "It is one or Ule best formations she sat on a broken bottle. I for deception there is, but at

Sunday

For 75¢ You Can Eat Like a Horse!

The u11lversal festival of happiness a day of rejoicing for all,

Doll't forget the .haslpi,_, that liH In an Eostef

For $5 You Cant Eat Like a Human!

Gift lox of Jen, .. •s Kitchen Frflh Chocolates.

A gift worthy of your fiaest SHtiments.

t '

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W.F.JENSEN'S CANDY FACTORY 375 Notti, Moi11

GASTRIC JUICES SATISFIED

N exf Sunday Is Easfer

w:i:~

:arak': t:h::~::e~:1?:a~;~h or anybody he appoints. Peterson plans to appoint n. H. "Horace" Peck and the present publicity man at Minnesota. 'l'hc two other appointments that Mr. Stoll made was J. Andy {Crome-Dome) Hays and Jime Cole. The duties of Cole will be I in Charge of the Womens Dormitory. 'fhis new position will be to sec that no football player is permitted to spend too much time at ihe dorm. Mr. H:iys will assume the duties as Good-will man ant.l Liai son Officer in the fraternities at Minnesota chool and he will help with the Minnesota Publicity within the athletic department. 1'hc only other appoinlnwnt that was approved was the Athlc1ic' F.quipmcnl Manager, H . B. Hy lhmsakcr. Finni word is being awaited by Cnl Sto ll, for lhe wr cs l ling coach, and th e athletic trninE>r. During the summE>r months when the work can bl' hnndlf'd by his new assistant s, Stoll will mak e a nation wide tour with Leo NomC'llini. Thf'!.e two will form a pro wre stling la g-t eam

PhON 487

·s C 0 IIege G r1·11I~_~: 1:y_·;~,hc ..,~~~ ;;i~~ o;:~·s. .~~

SAW YER .

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& GANGRENEHAVE ►' Stomach ,Pumps Furaished with Eock Order of Fried Frack..i

Cal pla) ·N foot boll nt Minne-sot a 10 19-19. Leo Is making a name for himself on the Wt:'St coast wn• stling circles. Thf' salnry terms that St olt signed were not disclos<'d, but it was thought it was near 15 thousand dollars, this is ab ou t $13,700.92 more than he has been receiving at Utah State.

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THE STUDENT LIES, APRIL 1, 1953 -

{l.g Croqueters

-Split Lawn Classic Sister Agatha Makes Hit With Louie •• Wins Cup Ulah

Slatf''s

hot and cold hoard

highlight

the

series

w.'l s

or trustees spH.t a weekend series t when Prl'siif,,n1 Louis L. Ma,l~t•n o[ croquet with. St. Mary's or presented Sist<>r Agatha of SL Wasal~h .las t Friday aud Satui·- Mury's with o. loving cup for lwr I.lay

wnhm

t he

Tem1)lc

Square

outstanding

play

th,-.

1hi1·,1

walls. The. ti:ustaes were sparked game on Saturday afternoun. _I['! by the brilltant play or Arthur j al~ presented her with a spring W. Wooley, who made poison consistently througout th<'

Sl<~el mallet

One ol the deciding !actors in the outcome of the Sall Lake City dawn classic occuITC<I in the third game or the aftC'rnoon on Saturday. Wool ey just make poison and an enraged Sl. Mary's plnyer, Sister Agatha, clouted

tensile shock. was for use be held this Level-headed Mark Hensley on the board's lie sald that

that was guRranH•cd ten thoul<and l)O~nd'>

1Scrle.s. 1·lo withstand

~;lethind

the

ear

with

!~dth~o ~li~~i

:~~~~

1~~~:~~i-~

her 1

The blow didn't phase Wooley's skull in the least but it broke the mallet of St. Mary's star player and 01is gave the Aggie board heads time lo get rallied and tie up the series. This croquen t series was to decide the sta t e championship and since there was a tie, there will be a playof{ t h is coming week-

This, he ('Xpla11wd, in tht! play1,ffs to weekend. Coa(·h G,1,tun conunC'nt»d bri .. fly chanct•s this w · ·k. if G(•orge Pn·su,n

~::c~!i"!ir';"~t"!~~

' creased quite a biL 1 ed . 11.,1,,J Preston insisted on snyin•! ·Oh Spit., and ..J'm so mad I n.1ulil crush a grape" tl\roughout 1he contest. Hensley nlso stated Chat !hr>rc might not be any hand-to-h,rncl combat in the play-offs du" to the fact that Commissioner ~ ~•:u·h said that Wooley will p~·•11>a~ly

back yar,1 1~~litats

~!::::_ le

tor

Univ,m;ny

WHETHER IT'S YOUR SHIRT OR YOUR SHORiS

They're C!eaned i·he Best ar

KLAMMY KLEE~C::~S U.S.A.C . Maintena nce Dep t.

si ne d recently to h elp the Aggie prosely t ing p r og r a m and g he lp th e Uta h State Go lf tea m.

als o tG

We Don't Mangle Your Laundry by Machine 01i:1rExpert'sDo It

'Doc •_ Nelson Will Vie _ for Mat • Title

Billed As 'Bear River Bad Bo! The

wrestli ng

promo t ers

or t h e

\he western circuits were elated loday upon the announcement that noted former champs, -~rva~

R e fu g c Clubu nearVcrmil!ion. PrcSlon,

~~~:J• c:;:;;

swing into the wnrm~u1> matche: th rceca:~;~~n ~f their souped-up tour agai.nst lf;-al n':~:~es Mauler" 1 1 lille Bear River Bad Boys. ~ol~ ··T~~ise: ~~d 5 : :ycr's Grill ?wn trapplers are former champ10m, ~~ui.{11 Huntsman. This mtei~ unui now rclircd. team, Huntsman _and .Culmse • Nelso n won his tame as t he undefeated in this aica. l'llidd!e-wcight champion of t~c ---f'cderated J\.'lalay provinces wl~1le • a lravdlng ma n before settling down as the ti·aincr he.re at .the """ &choo! with the new Umon Build-

~~~;s~s

was

shot

men fro m th' e bow o r Piute

mow

Cochase Rites B H Id TO e . e At Mal1bou

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Ihouse.

~ l~~::: ~ aBa :e b.all b)'. Pelc ;ouch 1 a nd wn lked r1g~t. i~to Pirncess Downs ' li n e Ol f'.ie .. , lvecl acNo foul p lay_ \ms H~'ro . H co1·ding to i·etircd p1 o c~:~:nu; B. Ilunsnker w~o. SAr dea cq uired t he ])OSll!Od ic· SAT part.ment head._. (~ · l~vesli· s t ands for Specia l gg d ar-

~ia!r

:~o

;~?•~/i'1\n~l~ai~~~ d~for;~ ~~rking ticket

BUTTONS REMOVED

SHIRTS MACADAMIZED

*COLLARS

ever ha d a c liance" "Faunc~ n s sta;ed •·he was I an ~ye~\~lt;e;k on Ho~ lo Coa e h

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FRIED

SLEEVES WRINKLED

At No Extra Cost Wate-rproof

Shorts

Discount to Fraternity

Boys

Also

Associated

Washer Women

pa)~:;.

due to his supc!'iol' rank, all r l hc a thJcUc de• ,. hate wome n , and I'm _gla~ ~om.,rs had to throw the match Memb~r\afr are stiJI in mournh1ate ·cm, •cause if I d1dn t Or do push ups to get their 1-D !'artm~11 sfollo~,,jng the deat h or 1 hal~ ·cm, I"d like ·em, and I hale d<:formcnt renewed. . mgci~:~t~·cochesc" Faunce. 'e m ." ~:!1~1 \\~;~~ ';~ E\ he Aggie baseba ll and ski ,

ln~h~r!~,~~ ,~t~n~~;

Princess

d'i:ctoress, wil'. Lois Dow ns who. l'la d r _etu:;~::~ 1~a serve as cook, sparring partnez from the reservao o~ t ~ h~ns~lda n~ht;~e~a~ok.lver Bad Boys ~viJI a n arc hery class m .

James Chui-ch and George Doc ~el~on, plan to return to the mat Wars as a tag tearn under t he

111t11~~c t~r~~~e the un11,.!t>ated champlo.n of 1.11eT.l1u1:sday Air Force dr11! 1>cnod \~ hei c,

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Music Depa rtment

Goes to Pa

Einstei n, Truma n

App ointed ) Ch ie f Assistant s MembNs of thC' mu~iC' depart,nwnl a r c singi n g 8 d iffrr<'nl nol0, One a lit! le lc-ss off-kt:y, follow ing the startling

Walter ian.<.('n

m•ws t !mt Prof-:.

Welti and N. W. Christ l'('SignNl tlwiipositiOJlS l

f ollow in g the critic-ism

of the op-

era l>v Student Lic-s cdt ic, Ma rgaret· FeclsdC'ad. 1 "ThC'

Music

gone to Pahtz"

dc-partnwnt

,vfls tlw

h ns

imm<•d-

iatc annonucemc-nt issu{'(I hy the USAC Board of :'llusic Truslf'e'>, which inl'iudf's J. SJWOl'•·r Cm·nwall, Eugene JeJcsnik, and Spacie Coolt.•y.

He- .\ppoi.nt.. 7'1-11'Pahtz. upon h<''lringtlw tiding.<:, appoinlt•d tt'- his two r:issistants two of thl' g1 c;..i; ~t rn 15idans of our tim,•s, Piani'-1 llni1y T;:ucmann r,nrl Alb •1·t F.instl'in. violin dl'luoso.

Pro-fessors Discover W herefore Art Romeo Members of the faculty a nn ounced this week that all copies! of Shakesperc's play ''Romeo and Juliet" will bt' banned from the campus. Th<' faculty !eels

~~;

For in stance the passage "Romeo, Rome-a, \~hcr<'forc ~rt thou Romeo?" impll<'s that a girl has a right to know whcrt' her boyfriend is. Of cours<' this is

U(('.

,.i;/;re~~~~i~~~fl~~;Lai~O pat~;. ;:::~ut~~ s~l}~~rin it::~na~1~p~~;: wholesome development o! stu-1 er lighl. d ents" . Well as one of the "cam!5us c-asThis action was taken artPr it sanovn's" so• aptly pul il, "It's was learnc<\that campus "wolves '' a shame to tak<' suc h 'culture' were using" heir exlt'nsivc know-1?-way from the campus and 'pa.rt fog,:, of the play 10 impress their mg from such a valuable> guide freshman girl fr iends . is certainly sweN sorrow'. . _____ Enghsh professors and footba ll coaches started the ~rusade .agdinsl the p lay w h en 1t was d is covered t~at !oot?a ll players were skippmg p r actice t o attend ( (

c·1tyCops Cover

• /S I • 0 Iums1e R omeo._ Apparen tly every sci! - Catsupca ·lamity I I (t ::. :,•~~o;, ~:~ de';, ~1:":~;1.;~:;;, ~l~~c: 1o~n;~;, ~eg l~~',~7:•~~,~~~::

Soprano Tallulah B:rnkh<>~d was a[)pointcd head of the vocal mu:--ic clepartmf'nt. Dt•ad-Eyf' 1-Iniry, who was conta(.'lC'd while aboard the fishing boat en route 10 lla\.vaii, r<'mad:ed Ufat he was plNtst'd to at ·cPpt the new positio n , ~id1 assun's him an income of $800. C'nough to pay for l\Iargarcl's musk lc:.;sons nC':xl yenr. It was !\Ir. Tru('mann's b<'lil'! that tie will be ha1~1>yto work at UH' collf'ge if Margar<'t Feelsdead wi11 give his daughtt•r favorable rc-\'iews. Mr. Tru('mann is enroll in g for a course in h•ttcrwriting from Moy le Q. Rice in his spare t ime. T nx in g Hi s Rru in

Einstein promised to come t o th<' Aggie cam1>us· on l hc comliti oh t ~1a~ Prof. Vance Tin.gcy figure !us m comc tax !or tum each yea r . While in Loga n, t he- Truc-manns

~U\~W

11ns JOJ

Ill ·" l i p uu SJC,l.\ '1 00.!l

n.not UO

J)UU (1:tl

;:00 ..-1 SJ l!.J,t

Ai l'\ l!QO J d

.lOJ llO .>uv.:: l,:C\{

'lllltl

w ill bf' h ead cook and barmaid. Mr. Pahtz sa id that othf'r appo intme n ts w ill be made in the n('ar future.. . Pro f. "."'elll I.eft last n1gh ~_!or ~cw Yo, k to. accc>pt an o.f~tI to sm~ the 1:ad 1:1 Sout h Pac1f 1c op pos1tc Ez10 Pmzo. Di·. Ch r istiansen is h C'adin g for 1 Sou t h A frica where he will be emp loyed ns a t un er for th e war dru ms of th e A fri ca n n atives .

fro m

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