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Student Life, April 1, 1932, Vol. 30, No. 18, April Fool's Edition

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DO NOT CHOOS E TORUN-AW New Office Provides Pince For Allie To I-hn,r Dave's Hat

FALLEN PROFESSORS -:rofessor Tingey

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Professor Vickers

Professor Hull

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Professor Arnold

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to a 1Rdie11'bathroom and with ready wit ap0Ugl1.ed? "Pardon me sir."

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LIFE COZT, CONVENIENT,

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