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EDITOI U A L ST A FF R ON AJ,1) J>'J.M IM . •. .... ...... , ..- .... E DITOR SPORT S STAf'f' A l. A N H U L'1E ASS OCIATE E DITO R ('0 :0,:R.\On ,u rn,1. sos t:mTOK DAV IS McE !'l!TIRF. . AS SOC IA T f: E DITOR ,t., SIST.\:>,Ts . t'R\ :0,:K ,-o, " Y~~IU:C'I., J ,\.\ lt :S .\l rC l :-.t :, 8() \11 l't.' 1.1.E \"
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'' I say-what ho? · mur mu1·ed Sir Roderick. " I ball:-•well do," I retorte d. Sir Rode1·ick brighte ned. He ad juste d his monocle. of you, old th ing," he n ~sponded. "Silly ass," I laughed beh ind my f an. And they though t I couldn't speak his language. (editor's note-this hue confession, broadca sting the value of education at a co-educationa l college, wa s written by a girl who wishes to keep he~ name secre t) . WHY II AV E A l, IJJR Aln' ? b} Ray II. Ves t jr . he who did that. the man who was hue. wa s her.-. hr who did that. th;1t ,1hich huppencd. scrotum-scre wing throul(h the dark stur .... thebumti;;tars. the meo who,,e house this is. the wom:m to whom you sold it. the ma11 to wlwm shr !<old it. ~ays napoleon. the dark stars. l,•ormrd. the l.,lunk da1·kne~s. ,-..ow fa the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. thf: party. lt'Onard black ~tars. the purty. of the ••• of the •• aid of tht 1mrty - • • good men • • • gOl~I J>:lrt}' • • • good aill • - • Good }!Od!!! he who did that. black iitarl'I, circled benches •kirtinl( the moon. lovcr'11 lips melting. mel\ing. melting.
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Student Headquarters
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