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LOST: One st.eady fellow. Please retu rn Intact to Room 280.
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FOUND and smA YINO : Two pcrrt'Ctly good graS& widows. And IC anyone needs formal dates, Orpha S. and Far ris E. are d(':!nltc ly unat tache d.
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You must remember never to talk. to Professor Arnold wi1,houl dragging in something about, ··suo1,le alchemy · or at lea.st w Ever y t.ime a group of st ud ents undertakes t.o do something agr te with him th~t chapel ta lJ:s 1 reall y profe ss ionn l arou n d this In stit ution, so mcl)ody has to kick ~~-us elabom 115°~Y!~~ •9;,t~~~i~ nbou t it. Now , just. because you go t o a one-hori:;e schoo l is no l You must som etime t.ake Pro:,ign you ne ed to kick all t he time. f;~~v~ ~~i:\ ~!:e t~n°w:~ ~~ 1 So, if you don't. like this iss ue, or any other of the bunk issues name of I.he Lotd before a t-~renc h of'Stuclent L ife, Ju:,t 1cmemb c1 t hat ,,e ' 1e not as big as h ars as jcl~u must remember never to you, and 11 ~ou knew a b1gge 1 lie about yom flatermty b1othe r lguest1on MtSS Kyles dictum on than we d ,d, you i:;hollld hav e handed it m ~~erd;1se and p1onunc1at1q_ n o1 ' • ·
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UOTICE: TI1e Bankhead reunion has been lnderinltely postpone d and executive committee m~tlngs will sUll be held at school .
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Gob Judah Is .'iLUI at large, an d I there Is a re~~r his capture. Double decker lee cr ea m cones ~l~~y~e given away at the dairy ~-
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FLETCHER GAII\~S N A TJQNAL RECOGNITlON
Sc~ ! t\nust be a kmd Ch11suan and occasionally listen ,11 the :w tul things I heard ~hll:;1~::1~; ~~r~lg~ 0 fr~: e\ ~:! , ,~ J the\ Joined the Sigma Chi th o you long for a couple or An,! veol)le s,1) I "oncter wh} mches of lead p ipe 11und 1qwt to 0rilha for protection You must n e\er talk the oppo• r11~, sn lt len t real 11rtect!on 1 1 1r1~1~:1\.~o~~ ~~.; ~~1~ !~1s
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Creative mt wa s given a new meanin g when Calvin Fletcher' s de~~mbog1~t regularly tell Rulon j ~~~· [~r.t ~'.~: ~~1to;.~H go soon too 1 k1test painting, .;The Asc ensio_n of fo_u'.· Xu d~s, " ~\·as_ rec ently (~~!k ef0 / 10;; 8 11~~~:aicou ln a~i~i~;~ : 1~~~~:: '))~ ~t~~ u~·ll'. do 11 so ld for t en tho u sa n d cloll2r::::. :-:ote d cntic s prn1se d 1t highly. dan cing with a class or girls. . Pr!ss) Prye. .. How abstract." And, having observed all th e:;t? ~ litt\ e thJngs as well as many_ moi-c ;.So sponta neo us. " besides, t he Angels will smg-a,; , ·. 1 ,;Such organization." Ung ror yo~~· • ··--· _'r · • 0 ~;;~;
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\Continued from Page One ) when tho building Is completed. the exterior will be 111\g htlr the b.rger. ll w,1e ,1nnounced last night that :\liss lluttle Srnlth. JJreeent llbro.r!an ut the college. hnd been chose.n by l'resl 1 !cnt li.oover to 00 his private !<o.;l'rct.,:ry, Such befng t he case. the lihrary rornm!ttee !ms decided to have r;Jen Worthingto n's shirt start henceforth ut eight o'clock In the morning r llwr t h:111at sc,·en o'clock at night . :\lr. \\·orthington m.iy be found at his !.im!t-11.-.. at 261 F;;1st 3rd North be:w, :1 lh" hours of tc-n and t<'·clH II.Ill. by l,1:s llldUY fri.,uds who wish to ,ong r"tuht!e him.
,co ntinue d from Page One ) bert. Simpson Flamm glves proof or his gre at ability in the tollowlng suggestions for better ing th e ··c ow Testers .Complaint" durin g his sway as editor: To charge the Cow Testers Association t he sum ot 2 ½c (two a nd and one-half cents) an isBroke! Broke! Broke! sue !or publishing the ·•compla! nt." since the editor is really (with apologle& to Tennyson) under paid and should receive It , 1·ollcgelad ,compensation In proportion to the efforts expended. \\'Ith n sou! hal!·mad For th<' light of a ludy's em!le To place the paper In the Would walk a mile hands or the English Cow Test In worn out shoes ers at 10:5~½ p. m. Thursday And lose night In order that they may !Ile \leJce of• m ind digest t,he Jokes and prepare to Sane womau, sans song, sans wiue enjoy them. I n ·a lly hate To provide more space for a To think or the p,oor fool's fate bunk column and to place It on With a body sore the rront page, since all the Cow From the night be(ore the !!t~ers read Is the Jokes, any . ll e·d better fold his tent llke Arabs do And drift right out of school For alas! ELECTION SECRETS POOT bloke He'll be broke, llrokc. broke! EXPLAIN ALL
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yo~roressor Arnold has always had an unusually large regis tr ation or co•eds In his clns.ses. He Is to be presented with a sterling silver ten set by the Cnche and Logan Stak e Reller Societies upon his departure as a slight token or appr eciation for his he lpful suggestions on conduct of coJlcge gir ls._ ,._ __
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News has reached ~s that the only reason Joe Cowley lost hl.3 election was due to the Incomparable brotherly love between Gamma Kappa and Salt Lak e Beta Epsilon chapters of Sigma Chi. Th e local bret.hern ,atte r look.Ing over campa.lgn contracts. counted on two hundred superflous votC\5. whlch t.hey sent to therl worthy brethern in Salt Lake. Now, the question ls, will they be used tn either place?
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a11oduauuu11 anU.J.\V JU1>3:) 0lt (a San,lburglan outburst) uon1?possv I Th,•)' tell mt! you are wicked a nd I as,pu'l!lp .1,lJ\j s.1aw nsuoo l belhi\'e them. tor I lrn••e seen your 11tlck• lrnired 111 nlee under the br!ght l!ghte luring the farlll ·paJJnboJ 1uaw girls. ·1Sil,\Ui ON "U0J1UWJ0JUJJaq1JnJ lOJ Sn 0lJ.lM .8ttJll1/t\ ilJU no.-t I ht•y t\'11 me you ure artful lllld ll\Y JI "}IJUWaq1 il)!UlU01 P.1'\llj ){.JO,\\ rt·plr 111:I have seen you enter Ol <IAU \I no6- uoi,u:>npa JaqilJtt the De.111·11tea-room und como out ->){II .l:!dtU\S S,11 iMOq s,aJat t puy laui:h!ug, ·omn:s 01 ootS tuo.1J ilu1iluUJ swns l!Uj){Utu J31JU l[UJ atn UJ 1001ps 1.:1ui:: hlug 1111 " young man laugll!i 01 pau.1n10.1 puu tuaJqOJd am~ <1111 11h t'II )0uth lms lrnd tte turn . pa:rnJ 3A\JII ·uatu Sa[t.'S Ji>Wwns .1no
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