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They came, we saw them and The martial air that seems to be The advance guard of the Glee I At the meeting of the Student Tonight at eight o'clock the deconquered. In the first real hoop settling about our Institution is not Club returned to Logan Tuesday eve- 1 Body last Friday, Mr. Cowley, chair- bating season will be officially opgame ot the season staged in the alarming, It is natural. It is not nlng with the rest tollowing Wed- man of temporary Belgian Relief ened by the staging of the annua l Smart Gym. we had the pleasure of necessarily an outburst of patriotism nesday. Their faces show the valley Fund Committee, made a report of triangular debate. A three man team seeing our Quint clean u11 on the I resulting from our diplomatic trou- tan of Utah's Dixie, and their the recommendations of the com- from the College will meet both the the B. Y. C. five to the tune of 36 ble with Germany, nor a bristling hearts are warm with the remem- mittee tor future organization. The O. of U. and tbe B. Y U. to 20. Despite the tact that it was I sound of our Mexican lndlgnatlon. brance of the big heartedness of our report consisted of three recommenAt 'Logan, Provo and Salt Lake not a league game owing to the with- It Is but a sign which has appeared southern friends. dallons. City a debate will be held in which drawal of the B. Y. C. from the co l- at this season for over twenty years, ,1 In Salt Lake the law-ruakeh paid First, that a permanent Belgian each of the three leading institutions leglate lell.gue, It lacked none of the a forerunner of the Annual Military the Club a genuine compliment by Relief Fund Committee be appointed of the state will be represented. Each ear marks of a contest that counted. Ball. adjourning a very exciting session by the Executive Committee to con- of the debates ls on the same subThe traditional rivalry of the two Captain Santschl, Major Cowley, that they might listen to the Club's stst ot five members, three students ject, "Resolved, That the United schools was lived up, as evidenced by and assistants, are working night and . singing. Governor Bamberger was and two raculty members, the States Should Adopt Universal Com• the crowd whicb turned out to wit- day In preparation for the special so- 1in the throng , and expressed wnrm names of the latter to be suggested pulsory Military Tr aining." ness the tray. clal event or the year, and those as- appreciation for its efforts. by the Executive Comm ittee and ap- 1 The Aggies will meet the B. Y. Before the teams put In their ap- soclated with it predict a great sueMonday evening the Club sang to I pointed by the President. U. at Logan and the U. of U. at Salt pearance the rooters of the two cess. ! the Roads' Convention assembled at Second, that the Relief Fund Lake. At Logan the team to uphold I schools staged a Ittlle preltm In the The following captains are work- j the Hotel Utah. movement be restricted to the Co l- the affirmative side of the question nature of a yelling contest, in which Ing as heads ot the various commit- 1 On board the train Tuesday morn- lege. will consist of Moses Cowley, Ken the honors were about even. Both 1tees; Hatch, music and program; Ing it was discovered that Tony and 1 'Third, that letters be sent to other neth Cannon and Heber Meeks. The teams were greeted by cheering, Earl, decorating; Holmstead, re- 1 Del were missing. A ten minutes educational institutions throughout team that Journeys to Salt Lake to which fairly rocked the Gym. freshments; Richards, Invitations. watt did not bring them into the the state suggesting that they under- I defend the negative arguments After a few minutes of fast prac- l Arrangements are being made for fold. The train pulled out leaving take to rais e a hind for the relief of against the U. of U. wlll be Harold lice, Tommy "Fitz" blew his whistle the Governor and staff as well as the two canaries in the Lake. Nephi Belgians. Peterson, J. W. Snow and Ivo r and lined the teams up. Both teams prominent members of the legisla - 1 was reached without further ace!The Student Body voted with one Sh ar p. got away to a fast start and the Big : ture to be 1>resent, and a large crowd I dent. The prodigal sons arrived descenting voice, to adopt the recom- 1 Heretofore the loca l institution Game was on. The rl'rst counter j of less brilliant Moguls is ex- ! along in the late afternoon via the mendations of the temporary com- 1bas maintained an enviable reco r d came for the B. Y. c .when Berntson I peeled. 'I "Limberger Route," to Pays on and mlttee. Detailed plans will be work- j in debating. Ou r teams have usually dropped in a free throw. Kapple had It Is not yet known what the by "Jitney" on to Nephi. ed out by the permanent committee been a bl e to convince the ma jority of the next change from the foul line, scheme of deco r ation will be but no J At 8 p. m. the Club was placed in to be appointed and a vigorous cam- I Judges of their s u peri or ability In and made It count tor one. we doubt it wlll _compare well with for- cold storage for one hour and Hf- patgn in an attempt to raise a fund I the de bating art. There is no reason 1 scored first blood, though, when Ev- : mer yea r s. We believe a treat is in teen minutes. When released from that will be a real contribution to the to believe that this record will not ans dropped In the first field bas- I store for those who are making pre- I the refrigerator It was discovered national relief fund will be begun . be ma intained tonigh t . Each of the ket. From then on our boys stead- paratlons to attend the Mtlttary that " Mascot" B lackner and "Senior All money collected at the Co l- 1men bas had considera ble expe r tled down and took a lead which I Ball. Circus" Otte had defecti,•e voice leg e ts to be forwarded to the Salt ence tn public speaking and each they maintained throughout the bal- 11 ----+--boxes which placed them on the Lak e branch of the Red Cross. has worked dllligently to perfect an ance of the game. Although both "humme r " nearly all the remainder Ironc lad a r gument . teams suffered considerably from • of the trip, "Ben" also caught cold TA After suc h pr epa r ation the debatt f i ht It d 1 di t d 1 th d d r i VV I era deserve some recognition from

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:o:g:8 ~hgan'ou:::vp:ne:::. ;~r:~ I ::au::v:_rsa a opro6::ss :::~::em:dee halt was extremely rast and ended I ther than made voices. 13 to 8, with the Aggies on the long F IB ST I SSUE OF OR GAN OF TH E At 3: 40 next morning twenty-six end of the score. STATE CLUBS TS A WOR THY sleepy songsters boarded the "MagIn the second half both teams SHE ET pie" express for "Osmosis" (Oasis). atarted out at a break neck pace, but The first Issue of the "Ag. Club They motored to Hinck ley about they soo n had to slow down, as tt Link," the orrtclal or gan of the Ag- 3:30 and were banqueted by the Dowas impossible to keep up the speed ricultural Clubs throughout the state, mestlc Science department of the of the first twenty minutes. The y _ represents a great step forward in Hinckley Academy. In the evening m enlhelohoak!la•n•Id>ur traaho u twlmhe mutiedsd i el aAgp. leC1u bngworxk inageUtsahhe.eTl,he P•,P,,•.r. a crowded house listened enth uslas18 11 tlcally to the recita l. 81 0 881 O1 10 10 10 1 looked as though they would succeed ! made up and contains all or the eleThursday found them tn Cedar In rounding us orr, but arter Jetting j ments needed to Insure the fulfill- City the home of the B. A. c. Everyth em rope a coup le, our fellows set I ment of the purpose which its name thing was done by the people to ou r fears at rest by jumping In and Ind icates, the linking of the · clubs make the Club's stay pleasant. They rolling up a rew on their own ac- of the State, which have hitherto filled the house to overtlowlng on count, possessed no means ot getting In Thursday evening. Delore Nichols' Both teams were weak In throwing close touch with each other. lessons in correct dancing were derree tries, the B. Y. getting a little ' The message To Utah's Boys, from monstrated (?) by the Glee boys in the worst or It In this department . President E. G. Peterson, the outline a small dancing party In the B. A. Kapple dropped In 7 out of 14 tries, of Club Work In Utah, by Professor c. auditorium . while Berntson got only 8 out ot 18. I Hogenson; J. W. Thornton's , ColThe Club's respects were paid (Continued on Page Four) j lege Club Greetings, and Mr. Palm- to Parowan, Friday night. Saturday er's description of the Tournam ent , picturesque Dixie was Invaded. lts to be held in the spring are all such magnificent scenery and mellow sunas to stimulate a live Interest In shine were greatly enjoyed as were agriculture generally and in Ag. its dried figa, raisins and pretty Club work In particular. !1girls. An appreciative audience re-

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the masses; it ls not spectacu lar no r showy but It requ ires weeks of prepa r atlon and training Just as any The contest in extemporaneous ath letic sport does. speaking for the George B. HenThe debate ls sched ul ed for drlcks medal proved very Interesting o'clock. A well filled chapel will to the Student Body, Wednesday be an insplratlon to the speake r s and morning. Asael Palmer conducted an additiona l stim ulus for victo r y. the exe r cises, and the judges were: Bes ides, the discuss ion of such an Professor N. A. Pederson, Miss Sara Important national poltcy, taken up Huntsman, Professor George D. from every conceivable standpoint, Casto, Attorney Roy Thatcher and will be worth any stude nt's time in Reverend Lewis . attending the debate. "The Melting Pot," by Moses --• -- Cowley, came first. The subject was clea r ly defined and well organlzedthe Pot referring to the United States in which religion, racial prejudtces, and governmental traditions have been melted, resulting In one GOOD TUACJ{ l\lATE RI.AL SHO W S I people out of many nations. UP. HANSEN AND ADAl\lS l Mr. Wilford Sargent spoke of LIKELY MEN ! "The Spirit of the West," dealing • first with the western United States The Sophs wa lked away with most I and then including the western con- ot the honors at the indoor track tlnent as a whole. meet held Saturday afternoon in The messages from the various sponded with ap))lause and treHulme Nebeker took for his topic, the, Smart Gym. The second year 1 clubs of the state, from the B. A. C., quent encores to the efforts of the j "The Soll ," and although a trifle men annexed a total of 28 points, Carbon County, South Cache, North Club in the even ing . · nervous in his manner of delivery, he while their nearest competitors, the Cache, Wasatch, Granite , Jordan, ! By 8: 30 Sunday mor ning every : succeeded in portraying an apprecia- Freshmen, could garner but 17 ½ 1 and Springville high schools, and songster had left the Jand · or sun- 1 tlon of the beauties of nature. I The rea l contest was between the 1 from the Dixie Practical Agriculturshlne--the flowers hadn't yet I A sense of humor blended wttn l>. Juniors and Specials for third place, al Club show the real interest that bloomed - for Lund, the railroad spirit of sincerity characterized the the former, with 9 points to the latis being manifested In Ag. Club station. Bob Blackner performed a - discussion on "Cra cking Nuts," by ter's 8, securing the coveted position. work In Utah . ! movie trick by climbing out orito Sumner Hatch. He referred to the President Becraft was the onlyThe editorial page is well cared j the radiator and takin g the cap or: j constantly Increasing percentage of Senior to score; he saved his class. for. Mr. Wittwer has outlined ~~1e while the car was going sixty miles feeblemlndedness and insanity from total disgrace when he took policy ot the paper and has given to I an hour. Bob caught the train O.K. among our population as one or the first in the bop, skip and jump, and the boys of the state some excellent Monday night the boys partook of present hard-shelled problems our tied with Peterson for third place in hints as to the attitude that they Lehi's hospltaltty which was genuine, nation has to crack. the high jump. shC'uld assume In their club work . . largely through the errorts or J. M. I \V. J. Snow In discussing his subPercy Hansen, former U. Freshie, The "Link" Is well edited. and ls Kirkham. The Club gave Its con• 1 ject, "The Yellow Streak," slghte1 and Adams, from Southern Utah, a credit to the U. A. C. The publtca- 1 cert In the evening to an Interested I e._amples of characters who have and looked specially good to Coach Watt10-, or this paper lends new slgnlfl- audience. , who have not possessed the yellow son, the former showing up well cance to the Ag. Club. It marks the j Professor Johnson and others streak and made clear their differ- In the sprints, while the latter ap farmers as the most alive men in I stayed In Salt Lake to hear the Min- ent effects on humanity. peared to be a coming high jumper. the College. It will make their club neapolls SymJ)hony Orchestra, on 'iVllllnm Peterson rendered two _ Su m mary a power for good th r oughout Utah. I Tuesday evening, but all ar e now piano solos while the Judges were Half Mile Rn n We can only hope that future issues back to the "Good Old A. c. U." rendering their declsl,m, which w~s White, Soph, first; Barker, Fresh, of the "Link" wlll be equally com- - The trip was a success. Southern in lavor of "The Melling Pot." by second; Clinger, Special, third. Tlme mendl bl e. {Continued on Page Fourl Moses Cowley. (Continued on Page 4) TALKS ON THE MELT I NG POT

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The Music Department took an active part In the Round Up program. Now that we have ha~ an opportunity to sum up the work done by Proressor Johnson's students, we learn that they furnished sixty-nine musical numbers ror the entrtalnment of the farmers and their wives. The College choir, the or chestra, the Glee Club, the Ag Club Quartet, and the A. C. Quartet (Blackner, Johnson, Kirkham, and Parkinson) were all busy, while Professor Johnson, Mrs. Stevens, Miss Greenhalgh, Del Egbert, Arno Kirkham, Mrs. Ashton, Mrs. Holmstean, Benson Parkinson, A. E. Blackner, and Miss Beaumann, rendered vocal solos and Peter Nelson, Gene Austin, and Lo r a Bennion ente r tained 9.•lth thei r violins. Unallnted praise was showered on t he m usic depa r tment by students and visitors alike.

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··~ut at a football game where the WEEKLY BY THE STUDENTS OF THE UTAH object Is to make as much concerted I noise as possible of an encouraging AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Entered as second-class mall matter September 19, 1908, at Logan, I nature it seems that a cheer in Utah, under the Acl of March 3, 1879. ) which all or the rooters I)articlJ)ate Printed by the Earl & · England Publishing Company, Logan, Utah with spirit would serve better than ST. -\ l •'F one that many students are 1>reju. ..Editor diced against and therefore refuse to H . GRANT IVINS, '17.. Business Manager join In M. F. COWLEY, .............. . . Associate Edtto• j Then, too, the cuss word yell genJ. W. THORNTON, '17 .. Associate Editor , er ally has to stretch a point in or~ HAROLD PETERSON, '1 7.. ... ....... Social Editor der to utilize the objectionable ERMA ALLEN, '17 ... ..Exchange Editor words. On the field the player, with HEBER MORRELL. '18 ... RcJlOrte rs I necessity for all forces at his comW. J. MERRILL IVOR SHARP RUBY PARSONS mand at extreme value, may get a HOWARD CHRISTIANSEN ILA FISHER i lot or comfort from an expressh·e oath delivered at the right moment. Xum ber 2 0 But observation leads to the concluFR l OA¥, l<'li:BUl"AU Y- J O, 10 17 , ·0111 111ex , ·. ========= ========= ====== = ~ sion that cuss words are not erCOM )I ON SRNSE F,CONO .:\IY fecti\'e as cheers because they are I At the University Junior Prom last week no flowers were allowed in "otr color" with sentiment In ·genthe dance hall. The Prom Committee took the stand that roses are out I eral and the cheers In which they of place In a dance and they were supported by the Chronicle in this attl- 1 are frequently used do not possess tude. We are heartily in sympathy with the common sense evidenced In oth~r qualities to recommend them. the decision or those in charge or the U. Prom, but we hope that no ruling A lso, what is the etl'ect on strangwill be necessar_y in order to lm1>ress upon A. C. students the needless ex- ors, supporters of the college, and 1 travagance that the wearing of roses to a ball evidences. We believe the the opinions they form of the culmost conservative possible estimate of the amount paid for [lowers for tural value of higher education. the recent Fraternity Melee can not be less than one hundred and fifty t ALUMNUS, '10. dollars. It one stops to consider the number of dances at which floweri; are worn, it is Immediately evident that the money s1>ent for roses by A. c. j Be your best self always.-Geo. students In one year reaches a thousand dollars. Aud we say we are too Matthews Adams. poor to finance a baseball team; that we cannot afford to spend money on I -------a sport which does not bring us something In return. The money which Is spent for roses for one dance would equip a baseball team and send it to Salt Lake and Provo. We hope that next Wednesday no man will feel bound to purchase roses ror his lady, that the needless extravagance which such a purchase represents may be discountenanced, and that a sense of true frugality FOR FIRST CLASS SHOE REmay be In evidence. · PAIRING. WE ALWAYS GIVE

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The "Parable for Ag. Students" J)ublished elsewhere in today's Stud- - - --- - -----eut l~lfe Is worthy a careful consideration by every mnn In the College .. WI-IO 11.\S THE UEST Students in the practical branches of education are prone to underes('. \ '.\'DY. ICE CHE .DI .\\"O timate the importance of the St\}dY of English; they too often think that they can talk well enough to be understood, and consider that a suffi cie nt nrnstery of their mother tongue. You \\'Ill Xever Know linul Last week we were conversing with a man who has made an enviable 1 You Have Tried record In the employ of the C. S. Department or Agriculture, who has If r,q>ldly advanced to a position of trust and who Is now conducting ex- . • rerlmental work throughout a large part of the l'nited States. In the 1 course of lhls conversation we were told that, without a doubt, one of the \\'hc,·c Q1111litYHuie:greatest factors in this man's success was his ability to write a clear and 129 N. l\lnln - - Phone 4S7 Intelligible report of his experimental work. 'l'his man considered his English work at the l,!_ A. C. fully as vnluabl<' ln dollars and cents as any \\"holcsalc 111111 Hl'tnil ,,ork he did at the College. Tie Informed us that he could point to me~ ~•--------~ In the Department of Agriculture whose Inaccurate use o[ English in conversation and inability to express themselves on paper were holding 'l' II E IUG Jl 'f GOODS .\ T T H E them down and preventing them rrom obtaining those promotions which mou~· PHIC-J<s their st'ientlnc knowledge and experience justify. Students who exJ)ect to enter the Gover nment senice, or who hope to benefit others by their work or research should not rall to recognize the Importance of a stud\" or F.nfdlsh and or the power to exJ)reas themseh•es both orally and In wr!~ing in a fluent and pleasing m a nner. ! Arimo Dlock

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The Thetas entertained at St. Johns Church, Wednesday evening with their annual Valentine party. The dee-orations were In Valentine colors. hearts and cupids being strewn throu&hout the upstairs where dancfng was enjoyed. The down stairs rooms were made pretty by cozy corners nnd \'alentlne decorations. The pledges or the Sorority received and helped In the entertainment or the e,•cnlng.

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All recol'CIS tor butterfat J)N· I duction In 365 days, not only Hol: steln-Frleslan but those or all othI er breeds, were broken h 19 15 1 I t Stevens, Fresh, first; HankS, Spe• : the registered purebreJ Holste! ctal, second; Hyde, Special, third. 1 cow, Duchess Ekylark Orms~y, Time 52 ½ seconds. 1 124,514, when she produced 2,.- 'j _ , 1 : 761 pounds or mllk contn.l:11::lg .Shot -Int I 205.09 pounds of butterfat. Thf' I Hudman, Junior , first; Crookston, ;~~~ :~stl~~n1~n"n:~~~/~eg:l~~r; 1~;: f ~:l~;.al,D::;ao:c!; 33 ~::t;n;nc:unlor, 1 al College, thirteen dlttcre::it RC- 1 1 1 1 1 111 11 1~~~11b~~n,~ f:;~g~~}~~d.at Becraft, ~ ~:s ~~ ~ansen, Jund 3 1 a1,;e ot :.I years a days. Ho!nlor, second; Adams, Fresh, third, 1 : ~~~r\i~~~:c~ \tu:hulra:~!lrk qli;;~~ Distance 28 feet S Inches.

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In shooting field baskets also both teams had considerable hard luckor something else. Many attempts from directly underneath the baskets failed. However, it Is hoped that It was merely the result of stage fright and that we have suffered our rlrst and last attack.

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