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The Utah Statesman, May 5th, 1916

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Aggies Def eat PIXTON WINS !AGGIES MEE T B. IApostle Grant Crimsons In YALE MEDAL Y.U . TOMMORROW AddressesStudents Practice Meet 1

A g-ood <Towd of shiYering C'llt h u siasts fille,J the blrachers Saturday and wat<"hecl the Aggie traek sq u ad run away from l he boys from the B. Y. C. by th<' sC'orc of 7:; 2-3 to 48 l-~. The raw wi n cl frnm th <' north macle fast time in the track events we i ght

im1iossiblc, ancl none or the men were- able to gl't a hc•ave

that could win a p!a!'e lll<'et. I n lh<• sprinls

in a c·olleg<' the ,\ i,;gic-ci

had lit lie trnullle, but when lh<'Y C'ame to put lh<' sixtec-n 11ou111lHhot and hamnH'l" against the tweh·e pound ])ill usecl by the high S!'hnol boy·s, they round it impossible> to get a first place . For the Aggies Glenn \'orhec-s and Stubby Peterson loolcccl like- re-al conlen,lers for honors in the spl'inls in the ap111·oaC'hi11gslate mpct, while Tolman, Alll' ll a 111l 1)111111al'C sure to makel h c high S!'hool lads of tllC' stale <In Pc-t,, 1._ Sol lie fi l ·st 1-,·,lc iiei•l'<>t·ii,i·ii.,". son for the high jum]ll'r.

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l ks ult s 1 :in yar,l hurcllc-s -Alll'n (Yl 1st, ll ansen (,\). secon,1. Time-, 1!1 seconcls. 1 00 yanl clash \'oorhees (Al, 1st; l'etPrson (Al, sc•c·o1Hl: Knowles (Y), :Jr<l. Timl'. 11 s!'concls. llf i l e run Tolman (Y), 1st; l•'o r clham (A), 2nd: \Yhite (Al, :lrcl. Ti m e, 5:01. 440 yarcl rnn -C'rofl (A), 1st: Van 1,ucvan ~r el. Time,

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220 yard dash-\'oorhees lst; Kapplc (Al, ~ncl: Tolman ::rd. Time 22 4-5.

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run-Tolmau (Y), Anderson (A), 2nd: \\'hite (A), Time. 2:0~ ~-5. 220 hurdles Peterson (A), Edwards ( Q), 2nd; Coffman :l r d. Time 28. R elay Rlott,

J~ootball rc-ceivecl a goocl step f,11·- 1 All winds from the south waft us l) IS(TSS l•:s 'l'lrn l :\',f UHIOl"S JW,nircl last Thursday afternoon wht'll news of an im·asion tomorrow by a l•'E('TS 0 1•' TO B.\ CC'O .\ X I) a medal was given for tlw best exhiwelltrainecl and able squad of track l, IQL"OB l"l' OX T HE JUCK bition of punting. Two Yale graclumen from the l"tah C'ounty metropatcs, Prof. Brooke of the ('ollegl' ancl olis. Southern clopesters lune spared In an entertaining and forcen:1 the nev. g_ T. Lewis, have become no breath in shouting the praises or talk, Apostle Heber J. Grant, drovoJ convinced that the Aggie punting the "Y" team and predicting the• home to the student body in chaJ"'l staff needs reinforcements ancl in downfall of the Aggies. With ('ooper, . ti d 01 order to stimulate an achanct>cl eu- Gunn and Gurr in the sprints l•'yrc- \\'eclnesclay, some ,e -.Jgen rat ' ' ·• , ing and destructive c-ffents o( alcolistment in the rause they olTerecl. in l h e 44 Hales for tlie mile a nd hol, and tobacco upon the human I Ir ·1 1 1 · ti b 1 · this yc-ar. two medals, one a golcl rn Ill! e, ,u cc in 1e roac Jul\1111~~ system. l\Jr. Grant read at length an,! one a bronze, for the b,•st ])UniLarsen in th e high jump, a nd ' from various sources to substantiate ing work. Hobert Pixton, a rreshllonalcl ,llld 131azzard with the ancl support his stnlcmcnts. l i e JH'<'" i"hls ti s , t I man with c·onsiclcrablc hii,;h SC'hool 1 .,, " ·, icrc ·ecms o >c some rca- l'aC'e<l his la Ile by reading a few senroot hall training, ~uc·eeeclecl in c-ap-1 so11 in the confidctH'<' or lhc- southlimcnls frnm "Adventures in Con'l"ll, s Tl I 01>es 0 r ti \ (' turing the golcl one: C'aptain-cleC't ' er · ie 1 ic 1 · · arc- tentment," and from "The Power of not I ·g1 s ti · Jt b Lyle .Juclcl with a slightly smallc-r, as 11 1 a ley llllg 1 e were Truth." The latter, written by Sl t 1bb • p t o 11 J10 ti number or points, was awanlecl lhe · Y c ersun, " m l<'Y were "'illiarn Geol'ge Jordan, the speaker cl<'!lnJ1cli11" 1·01 ·1 1il·1ce 1 ·n ti · t bronze ornament. ' " · ' • ,e spnn s saicl he considered so valuable, that ·111Cllow hurdles in condition to ta! The medals were awarded nn lhc • . ' . ' <e he bought one entire edition of 3000 t It l btl I I ti St bb merits or thr<"c items, distance, ac- pal'· is c ou u w le ier u Y co]lies, while in Europe and distribcunH'Y and form. Pixton got highwill be able to don his track suit ulecl about a thousand or them est 1 . 11 t!IC' cli·st,·iiine ,,·i·ti, 11.1s best Saturday, clue to the injury he re' gratis, among his friends. punt covering meet. lt 157 feet: most or th,, ceivctl in the recent class l\Ir. Grant quoted statistics lo punts were in lhe neighborhood or looks now as though Glenn Voorhees would have to be responsible for the show the enormous waste or the 50 yards. In accuracy ancl form, the points we get in the 100, 220 ancl I liquor traffic, comparing the condiresults were ,·cry encouraging. SevJ era! of lhe punts were placecl within low hurdles. lions in "dry" territory with those a few inches or 1. line, yards \\'ith the track team come thrc<' 1 in "wet" area. He read extracts 40 men lo cont encl on the cement l'ourl _rrom va_rious. sourc .es that pa_inted distant ancl nearly all of the kickers were a hie lo line out the twisting for tennis honors. \\'orcl has not been m glow111g pictures, and ludicrous . . n'<·ei,e,1 as lo who will wield the 1caricatures, the result of the I • spirals so elusive to the eatl'her. n· ti i·t l . rackets for the Y. J•'or the Aggies I hquor tra 1(' upon 1e mora 1 Y, a1H C'nnSiclt•red as a whole the r_onteSI Olil' Nelson, last year's "inner ol the physical condition or the race, and was ,ery Successful affair .. It Titus medal, will probably play the admonished his listeners to "vote sho\\ed up some good material lorlsinglcs, while Carrington and Kirk'.or Prohibition", no matter what next yc•ar's firing line a n cl gaYe <'X- ham are the likely choices for the party happened to have it as an isc_cl_lent practise to th0 se who par- doubles. The singles will be callecl sue or a ''plank" in its platform. t1c·111atecl. Our Yale fr1e11cls are to at 1::l0 o'clock. At this juncture, the address hacl be complimented on their generos---~-the tenor of a campaign speech. The ity a nd loyalty; we hope they l"an wit and versatility of the speaker,

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(Al, (Yl 1st: ~rel. 1st: (A),

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support. Following is a list in the contest:

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CONTEST KEE N FORTITUS MEDAL

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helcl the audience

or the entrants

TWO COUNTY AGENTS I APPOINTED

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certain that one of them D r. Titus' meda l for this

year·s championship. Bert earrington has represente,l the A. C. one _____ year in tennis and the experience , Alma Esplin anrl "'m. \\'. Owens, gained from his intercollegiate 1st: 1· n1c•mbers of this year's graduating games giYes him a slight advantage 3rd. class, haYe received appointments as o,·er his competitors, Versatile county agents in Iron ancl Sevier "Brig" .Johnson has surprised the 1st; countiPS, respectively. followers of the pacquet game by the

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the tall,, ancl few, indeed, took advantage of the privilege he offe r ed

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The real contest for the Titus tenRobert Pixton, 1st; Lyle .Juclcl, nis medal has now resolved itself in~ncl; Dixon Kapp le, 3rd; A Jvin to a struggle bet\\·een three men. Twitchell, Einer Olson, Tura Alclous, Carrington, .Johnson, ancl Kirkham Cha unc·ey Dunford, Carlos Dunford. have \\·or keel themselYes up from the •bottom ol the list of entries and it

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Voorhees (A). Time, 1:~8 4-5. Hi gh jump Peteron (Y). \'oorhees (A). 2nd; Becraft ;lrd. IJei~ht, 5 rt ;; in. Pole \'a ult llfaclsen (Al, Ba r low (A), 2nd; C'ox (Y), If eight, 10 rt. 5 in. Broad jump-Madsen. (A):

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them to learn the hall at any time. The enervating ancl destructive effects of the use of alcoho l and narc·otics upon the human system, arc absolutely demonstrated, scie n tific facts, of which every college man is aware, brought

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ly, to keep him free from them. Apostle Grant's talk "·as stim ul aUug to the will, and one that impells to action. The music by the orchestra u nder Prof. Spicker's direction, was we ll chosen, well-render<ld, and thoro u ghJy enjoyed.

Kapp le- ( .\ ), 2ncl; A lien (Y), ~rel., Both of thes.c men arc Ye1·y com- maintaining of . his ~lace among the D i stance, 19 f<'el 1 O I,~ in. petent for these positions. J<~splin w111ners. Proficient Ill baseball, basH .l G.-\X GETS SCH Of,.-\HSHIP Shot put Dunn (Y). 1st: Allen has hacl practical experience injketball and track, he was not exI X H .\R\'.-\BD (Y), 2nd; Twitrhcll (Al, 3rd. Dis-lteach.ing, is a consistent worker withlpect~,l to make a strong showing inl lance, 39 feet. a pleasing personality, ancl is ac-11enn1s, which he plays only as a rr. n. Hagan, instructor in Zoolllammer throw -Allen (Yl, 1st: quaintecl with cnnclitions in the { cliYersion. Kirkham has followed ogy and Entomology, has been Twitc·hcll (A), 211,1: "'ilson (, \ ), south, having been born in Orckr-:C'arrington from the bottom of till' awarded one of the best scholar:Jrd. Tlislance, 1:!11 ft. 9 1,, in. Yille. Kane c·ounty. 'list and though having Jost one \ships in Harvard, and will receive DiscusDunn (Y), 1st; Twitchell Owe>ns was seleC'tPcl hPraus<' or his matc·h with '"Little Preby" still has his mail at that institution next (A). 2nd Lnkc- {,\), ~rel Tlislauc·c that :lllrnirahly Jit I hopc•s or :::etlin::,; anollwr c·hanc<' to\yPar. llag-an will 1n1rRn<' hiR work 11,,rnonal qualities 103 feet 11 ½ in. (Continued on page eight) I beat him out [or the medal I in Biology.

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Apple Blossoms

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The a1>1>leblossoms while and pink sow 11erfume 011 the <lreamy air, and honc>y bees their sharp eyes blink and dream of ne<:tar hidden then'. ,\nd I dn'alll, too, of other clays when blossoms sue-It as these, I knPw in orchard lands where through the maze of loaded branches blue bir<ls flew. /~nd there beneath a mighty branch th<> old swing sagged with seal awry_ and through the clover from the ranch we found our way just she and 1. ln ec·sta('y the blue bird trilled a rippling, luring song or love that all the fragrant woodlan<l filled from dewy grass to sky abo1·e. I swung hC'r 'ti ll her cherry lips Wl'I'<' curve,\ in line's of youthful glc'e and rich white petals airy ships c·ame sailing eartln1anl over mC'! Sweet apple blossoms pink and whit<' beneath thy nodding smiles I stand and dream sweet dreams of yc•ster-uight with her l s11·ung • C"iasped hand in hand! l\IAC'B

LIFE

You don't question a diamond from Tiffanys, m)re can you que3tion a

Kuppenheimer

single and double-breasted lounge Coats and the new half-belt Norfolk are shown. Always conservative but different enough to be distinctive

WALTON.

Howell Brothers

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With the n'turn, last the 1 !t 1 (i Demonstration

Satunlar, o( train one of

farm liYC'Stock inc·luding <·att le an <I th rce hogs.

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previous efforts of the strong Salt lilleli 11 ·ith good prat'liral ideas for l,ak e lloute - U. A. ('., ('Ombination. the sht'l'P anti wo11I 111an. Its chief Jn 11oint of view of C'quipment an<l aim was to 1>romote 1>roper grading

THIS BANK WANTS

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the most SUC'('t'Ssful tours <'l't'r mac!<' C'har!s an<\ a large l'OIIC'dion of piC'by a train or that kind was t'OmpletturPs, plans and models (·ontribute<l C'd. In eYery partic•ular the train was to llw P<luc-ational n1lue or this car. I a SUC('ess, and exC'ellC'd all or the I he goY<•rn111ent sent out a C"ar

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nlucational value this year's train of wool. l'arl of this exhibit will be ; 11as far superior, as wm; also the rP- sho11n nt'xt Tuesday in connection <> c·eption it received in the various with the Jla<·kamore Club show and J,OG.\N', U'.rAII Nevada and l'tah towns ,isitPd. 11ill be explained by l\Ir. V. A. l\Ic11. l<J. CROCKETT, Cashier The exhibits were ai;spmblccl ancl i \\'horter the regular governmc•nt ALllIA SONNE, Assistant Cashier the train made up in Salt Lake City 1100I man 11ho will be here for that ,. ,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:, ,:,,:, tluring lhe first Wl'ek in April. On JJUrJ)CJRe. . ~ the eighth of April wlH'll th train ,\n innon1lion for a demo11stra11as offei·ed to the Sall Lake publiC' tion train was the display of the eonfor inspection therC' wen• nine ears solidatecl \\'agon and l\Iachiue ('o., all arrang<'<l with e:-.hibits of educ·a- as were also the cars equipped by tional Yalue to lhC' farmer. These. the gent'ral liJlcctric Co., F airbc,nks with the pullman, cliner, business tar Morse Co., and l'tah Idaho Sugar l'o. " C'hair ear, and an a1lditional exhibit The train was show1\ in Salt Lake : tar that joined lhe train latc>r, <'0111- City on the eighth and ninth or Ap,il pleled the train. or the exhibit t·ars, from there it dropped down into Work F ir st Class "While You Wait" LADms· PARLOR. three W('r<' liltc•d up entin•ly by our :S-eYad,i 11·here three stops were made SEE l•;xt ension Di 1•isio11 workers. These llPturning then into l"tah stops 1rcre cars were giYen 0Yc>r to home P<·ono- made al most or the important to1n1s Equipped with the Best and l\Iost l\Iodern mic·s, Irrigation an<I clry farming, alonµ; the Sall. Lake Route up as far I•'or Shoe Repairing. 36 West Center Streetl\1achinery in the Valley. _; and liYestoek. 'l'h<' first, under the north as l\Jurray. At eYery stop the !__ ______________________ supervision of illiss ~lcCheyne, ron- train was met IYith enthusiasm, tained many hints of Yalne to the t'l'o11ds rnrying from five hundred to , BATHS SHINES

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----l•'ollowing are some rPplic•s ri;c•<>ivNI by tlw univc>rsity of thc> statc> of N<>w York in xamination for re hl'nls' l't'rlifi<'alt'S. Among those who wrotf' the replies werP c·a1Hlidatrs for tNtl'IH'rs positions, for qualific-alions as Jaw and mpdiC'a stu<l<'nts and for admission to ,-olIC'gC's: Thi' c-hnmois is 1c,ath1•rs, lhe whale

valuable for its for its kc,·osru,•

latlon of C'hina, said: "Think, chil-1 drt>n, two C'hinumen die every tillH' you draw a breath!" A minute latc>r her attention was attra<'ted to little .Jimmie Jam('s, who stood pufling Yigorously, with fac-<' rc>ddrnP<l and elH'!'lrn distended. "\\'hat is the matter, ,Jinuny?" asked the tea!'hc-r. "What are you doing?" "Nolhin', C'hi1rnmen."

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the

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insides haYe been taken out and outsides have been takpn off. A blizzard is th inside of a hen. A ,·acuum is a large en,pty spac-e where the pope Ii ves. A C'irC'le is a round strai~ht lint"' with a hole in the middle. \\'hen C'irero delivered his oration he was a prefix.

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EDWARDS FURNITURE Pictures, Glass, Rugs, Carpets, Furniture SPECI.\L

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One of the few O<'c·asions that stkk out prnminently in memon bf'cause of the real plt>asure it provided, was enjoye,l by the A. C Clee ('luh a few e,·c-nings ba!'k wht "• it met at the home of Dr. Geo. n >'id in response t" the app1·N·ialio,1 George \\'ashington maniecl Marii telt for the c·apable and willin:; tha C'u1·tis and in due time beran11• >C'IYil'e rendered it by him. the father of his country. ])r. Hill first be,·tune aware of tl,t• 1 ,•,•,c•nce of the c·lub when the note· 1 Sixty gallons mal<e one hNlgehog. The> stomach is just south of ilw 1mm "'l'he Boys of The Old Brigade," I fl ,ate<i through his open windo ,,·. ribs. gvery member or the club was there The allmentary canal is located in and when it had c-rnwcled itself in the northern part or lndiana. the Doctor's rec eption room , spac-P The rosetta stone was a missionwas at ap re1nium, so 111ueh so, that ary to Turkey. i\Ierrill contented himself with ·1 The government of England is a cushion on the floor. J<'rnm this limited moC'kery. position he amused the crowd with Georgia was founded by peoplf' some exceptional Irish stories, which who had been executed. were added to by other rare wits

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A mountain pass is a pass given in the crowd. by the railroad to its employees, so During the evening a promenade that they can spend their ,·acation was taken to the hnme of Dr. Ball in the mountains. and President \\'icltsoe, where. A mountain range is a large cook standing outside, the 011 the grass stoYe. boys sang in real style a number or The qualifications or a vnter at a selections. S<'hool meeting are that he must be Jee cream and cake w·ere served the father of a child for eight w(leks. by the club. Dr. llill was n1lhe1· Achilles was clipped in th eriYer confused by finding in his dish an 8tyx tom ake him immoral. uncligestible article, which, when Gender shows whether man is the cream was washed away, pro1feminine, masculine or neuter. ed to be an elegant signet ring 11·itll Gravitation is that if there were Glee ('lub 1916 engraved on it. none we should fly away. Dr. llill showed the boys throuc:h 'l'he function of the stomach is to his home and the Benedicts as w<>II hold up the petticoats. as the prospective Beneclirls obtaieThe stomach forms a part of the eel a cranium full of ideas from the Adam's Apple. many handy contrivnnces and labor The first governor of Massachusaying devices incorpornted in qw setts was Mr. Salem 'Witchcraft. Doctor's cosy nest . \\'hen the British got up in the The Glee Club has something up morning and saw the Americans on its s leeeofvrhelYflc>m.nccl$zflffw-1 g the opposite hill, they threw up their its sleeve for the Student Body, enbreakfasts (breastworks.) joymeut. Keep your ears close to Pompeii was destroyed by an the ground and don't fail to respond ernption of saliva from the Vatican . to the Yibration when you get wise. A penuinent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, l wo Xe, ·e1· E~cmpl molars and eight cuspidnrs. "\\'hen I was a boy," said Mr. \Veapons of the Indian -bow , ar- Cumrox, "my father used to reprove row, tomahawk and war-hoop. me for reading dime novels. lt wns Typhoid fever is preYented by mc>ant for the best. But a person ought to get beyond that sort or disfascination. cipline sometimes. Now my claughPowe, • of Sugge~tion !er reproves me for wanting to see wishing to Impress all the moving pict ures."-WashingThe teacher, minds the vast poputon Star. on her pupils'

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LOWRY NELSON, '16 ..................................................................... Editor · I \S'l ' ('H \\"( 'F 'fO CO\"'l'HIBl''l'l<J J. EASTMAN HAT ?H, '17 ............................... ······_-· ·_- . Dus.mess !\[~nag::: 1 '· , 'I';>· .\(;1-1,1 '1'1',RO~I•, M. F. COWLEY, 18 ............ ·•······ :···· ·····;··:······Ass 1stanl Bns111ess M,rnag _ _ ___ _ Associate .hd1to1·s , - .. ...... , . For the las, time we s. J. QUINNEY .............................. , 16• IL R. l\1ERRTLI, ......... , ,u are wish tobl urge r J . W . THORNTON ........................... l0KATlII,El<~N BAG 1,gy ........ 1li all students who C'apa e o K K. WINDER, . .. ... ..'l Ii w1·iting fairly well to :~:~ t~~~u~: 1 1 Reii()rl e i·s something for the last Agi-Literose." Get you r D. A. FREEDMAN ........................ 16 WM . OWENS .. . ................. '1 1j "The . 1 HAROLD PETERSON ................... 17 QCAYLE: l'rn'l'1"RSON .................... lG brains busy and concoct somethmg. i ERMA ALLEN ................................. l 7GRANT IVINS ................................ Even it your first effo r t be a modest 17 RAY OLSEN .................................. 18 one it may be the beginning o[ a literary career. \ 'olume Xl\ ', l<'HlDAY, ~L\ Y , :,, 1!)1(;. ::\'nmbet· 2!), J~or Lhe benefit of a few we wish Lo correct the idea thaL on ly Quill \\ 'H.l'l ' ABOL''l' THT,: OBl'l'L\BY'!

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"A" day is dead. Most mercilessly and cruelly slaughtered by the fac ult y, and left to find its own burial by a passive student body. It has passed away unnoticed, free from the weird C'oncomitants of mysterious death. No angel choi rs were heard lo sing and rejoice at its demise. Maybe it was none o[ their funeral. But neither has ai,yone had visions of imps and devils, dancing in fiendish glee, over the arrival of a new inhabitant. No word has been spoken by way or e ulo gy, no prayer for th"' departed has been offered, and no chant has been sung. Done to the death in t h e dark, and cast u11on the rocks, this poor unfortunate has not found eve n a decent burial, not even a potter's mound. Would it not be fitting, wise and expedient, to get togethe1·, offer up n few " word s," sing a few hymns, draw up some resolutwns, and speak a word of praise for the depart ed, Lhal may cheer and com fort the lonely hearts of the mourners-if there are any?

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F,\ 'ER.YllODY 1,nrns OUR l\Iiss l~rma Al !en clesires ii slriC'tBU'l"l'ER lUSSED POPCORN ly and unallerably misunderstood GOOD J,INE OF MAGAZINES that she is NOT wearing a fr aternity POST CARDS pin and that all statements to the C'.\XDY AND SOFT DRINri:R co ntrary are false . OUR MOTTO Nothing has been clone concerning the report of the committee on (If any such statement has apCo-overative Store. For the benefit of the Student Body, we desire Lo TRY TO PLEASE announce that the report appeared in Student Lire two weeks ago, and we peared in these columns we must in- 1 GEORGE GREEN, Proprietor sist that it be withheld). Ed. recommend that you read it. Phone 380 W. 25 No Malo XO\\''S THE 'l'DI 1,,

Some patriotic club or class could serve the C'ollege rnry well by removing Lhe rubbish from the side,,·alk adjacent to the properly immediaf.ely so u th of the College Campus. This atcumulation of organic matter makes a ve r y un pleasant combination with the overflow from the tub of the washerwoman above. The public health ofliC'er could be notified and proi.Jably obviate the difiifficnlly. H any C'asualties result from the campa ign, Student Life will be willing Lo publish the list, and eulogize the heroes.

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UE-APPOL\"TEI) the C'Olllmittee, and the Coach, he ---decided to aC'C<'Jlt the reappointment Before we were able Lo obtain the and finish the season. news of the re-appointment ot Frank Coray as track manager, the Xl~XT YK\H account or his resignation had al----ready been published. After the Dr. H. 0. Port~r, who will be Executive Committee had accepted consu lting physician and Professo'" the resignation, a committee was of Pysiology al the College next appo in tee! to investigat<' some can- Yt>ar, met Coach \\'atson in Chicago dictates and appoint a new manager. la st W<'<'k and lalked over the work This committee immediat ely investifor next Y<'ar. Dr. Porter, in a l"<'gated the matter, and cleciclecl to re- C'enl lctl<'r to President-elect E. G. appoint Mr. Coray, who, upon their Peterson, said that he was outlining solicitation as well as that or Coach definitt>l, his work in physic-al exOfstie, accepted the position again. amination or stucl<'nts and cmT<'Ctin• l\fr . Coray has been working faith- measurcs. fully against odds, and under unDr. l'orler is a brother of Dr. l'. satisfactory conditions, and was Jeri \\'. l'ortN or this institution, and to his course of aC'tion by rircumwas grad natt-d from h<'r<' in 1 !l I 2, stances whil'h only a few under- in thP R<'ho"I or Ce1wral Sr•if>nC'e stood. Ile hacl arrangt•cl all th<' Tl<' took on<' ycar at the Northw<'slmeets, and up to the prt>sf'nt, ha I <'rn e11l-rli!'al ('ollN;(•, one year in the 1 everything in goocl shap<', but for ;\[crli<'al S!'hool or I larvarcl, sl tHlyinr(' certain reasons whif'h wc arc <·on- Sanitation a111J l'nhli<' 11,•alth, amonµ; vinced Wl're worthy, he felt I hat hp ot lwr s ulJjp!'ts , and the 1rnst I wo <·ould not continu<' the work. How- Y<'ars ha\'<' bePn spPnt at the !lush <'Y<'r, aftPr talking things ovf'r with e1k,li<'al, rl'o1t1 whi<'h hp will n•ccivc CORA¥

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Perfume served them when she told " How a meeting Tuesday the following were Thirty Special Points in every a Man's Representing tile I II. K C'. Girl Reaches Langham-High Suit nominated as officffiers for 1916-17:) llearl," blended odc,,a of 1'1·('si<le11t \ the most fragrant Thos e present were: J. ,V. ConLillian WighL, Eliza Jones, Ivy ~~=--'flowera. nell, Alice Matheson, Charles L. Lowry. It bas that lasting quality to a I Richards and wife, and Ida Orton , \ "ice-1',·esicl<'nt greater degree than almost any I Parowan; .Jack Greener, ,Valter Vera l\Ierrill, Caroline Wyatt. other perfume. Burke, Jack Wright and ,V. B. HilROYAL SHOE SHINING Bouquet Jeanice Sec,·etat·)· 111Hl '.J.'1·easu1·e1· ton, Hinckley; Azmon 1\'hiLe, Emily PARLOR Extract, oz. ...... ................ $ 1.00 Grace Edmunds, Vie Kerr, OliYe Price and Leonidas Hickman, of Toilet Water .... ... .......... .. ..... $1.25 N0. 7 North Main Woolley. <.:omplexion Powder.. ........ .. . 75 Beaver; Claud Fri, Helen Gubler, .J. Logan - Utah Sachet Powder, oz... ............ .. .75 I If. '\\'ittwer and wife, ·'Doc" Ford- ( ' hail·man or .\lem'>t•1·,,hip Committee Seven Shines for 50c Talcnm Powder ....... .... .. .... ... .25 Dora Croft, Ortensia l\Ierrill. ham , lda Gubler and l\lelvin '\VittSoap, cake ................... .... ....... .3 5 '1,xe<"utiw• Co11u11ittC'C---Hlect two wer, o[ Santa Clara; Gwen Proctor, Sold only at Panguitch; Robert Gardner, George .\lembe1·s Zelda Kirkham, Helen Thatcher, Gardner and wi[e, Alma H . .JacobOlena Smith, Naomi Larsen. son, and Marie Gardner, Pine Val}ey; Alma Esplin, Orderville; Aaron Chai,·1111111 of !~~tension Committee '.l'HE REXALL S'l'ORJ; Horne, Pearl Sevey, and Myrtle Vera Gardner, i\lrs. Cora McBride, Nebeker, Richfield ; J. L. Robinson, Lillian Rowberr}. l'aragoonah; I. \Y. Harmon, HanThe election will take place in the i nah Crosby, J\faud Crosby, Mrs. Ray club rooms Tuesday, J\lay 9, 12:40 Smith, Grant Prisby, Winnie Hick- to 5 p. m. man, and l\loroni Cotton, St. George; A few articles Lhat were left over F'our Allens, Kingston; Ferdinand from the Bazaar were raffled off. Peterson, and Delbert Hansen, RedThe members of the club decided Try to please their patrons by givf ing them Good, Clean-Up-to-Date f mond; 1<::ffieJones and Mary Berg- to entertain the Ag. Club at a la wu 31 Federal Ave. Phone 711 I; Goods in all their lines, such as ! strom, Cedar City; J\lelvin Luke and 11arty Monday, May 15, at 8 p. m. 4•••-•··•· ..··•··•··•··•··• ..•··•··•··•··• ··•··•··•· ..··•··•··•··•··•·· ..... wife, .Junction; Glen Winget, Mon- on the campus. roe; I~valyn Lowry, Ferron; Grant GO TO THI<, SCIEXTlR'.J."HPH..\YEB J f Ivins, !Dnterprise; W . .J. Anderson, Oh thou Master Mind, \\ hose ulFilmore; Woodruff Rust and Bessie Spencer, Kanab; Lillian Thompson, tra-conception hath synthesized the 30 SOUTH M ..\IN STREET Scipio; Lare .Jolley, '\Vashington; p1·otein complexities of the muscles t B.\.UER POOLE J\leadom; of the bee or the brain or an EdiAsael Fisher and wife, SCHILLER :\IILTON Dalles Rogers, son; Thou ,vho hast scented the and PJ..\NOS AND PL.-\YER PI.-\XOS HAM VEAL TONGUE i ArC'h Barney flowers and colored the sunset; who VICTROLAS AND CHEESE ~ Kanosh. • ________ . hast adjusted the ha lance or planets VICTOR RECORDS TEA COFFEE CHOCOLATE! SHEET Mrsw AND MUSIC 1 JIOT SOUPS .\Gl{OXO.\IY RK'IIIX.\H in their orbits to a finer clegree of ROLLS TOMATO AND VEGETABLE This s11bject is for tile purpose of accuracy than that or a jeweled In fact, e,·errthing in thl' Music Line l..---·--~~·· •··•··•··• ··•··•··•··•··•··•·•· ·•J helping Dr. llarris and Dr. Davis , watch"Where tile Interurban Stops." ~~~~ in doping up the weekly "College To Thee, I am grateful, that I, a Calendar ." l·sually .Jarvis and mere atom in thy great laboratory Dunford take a few notes and occa- where planets are but molecules, 0 all Il sionally a member will concentrate should have the priYilege of faintly Furniture and Stoves Cheap anu long enough to enable him to as4. understanding a few of the intriDurable for Light Houselrneping. NILS P . ANDERSON, Prop. a question. \\'oolley, J\IcAlister, cacies of thy great handiwork. I Phone 106 P. 0. Box 345 Smith and a few others tip back in am grateful for the chance of using 26-30 West First North St. their chairs against the radiators the strength and intelligence Thou and thC' wall, and scribble on the hast given me, in directing and di¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢0( L>ac·k or a note-book or ,,hat-not verting the energy (direct ancl de0 0 -AT<> <> Wooll ey usually gels his soc·iology rhed) from one of Thy power-plants g • • cluring this period, Olif Nelson cop- - the sun. g g it•s a sumnrnry or t \\'O, while others llelp me to know and master myOpposite Postoffice g g ente rtain themselYes in various self; to obey Nature's laws: to teach The Stud<'nts Jle11clq1111r·ters <> g ,,·ays. 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Quill Club m e eting at Sorosis j house tonight at 7 ::lo . All club j members are r e quested to be present.

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Prof. N. A. Pedersen went to Salt Lal<e city "'eclnesdaY, to hear a Iecture by Dr. Peabodr, professor emerltus of Social l~thics at Harvard. Professor Peabody is on his way to Leland Stanford l'niYersily, but the Harvard club of l'tah got him to talk to them ,Yeclnesday night. Prof. Geo. B. Hendricks was in Salt Lake also, and hearcl I'r. Peabocly's leelure.

Sunday night there was a philharmonic concert at the Theta house. Numbers renclered by th e Signrn Alpha concert orchestra, ,io lin solo by Jim "'hite, vocal solne by Lucile Rogers, Edna Hansen , Eliza llulme and Ben Parkinson. Later delic-ious refreshments were snve cl. l•'orty were in at tendanC'e.

Football men cashed in their suitis yesterday and i\Ianager " .Jeff" Howe lls smile>cl with satisfaction as he turned the key to the store room. The interest taken this spring by the pig-sldn huggers has be en just enough to assure ".TeIT" that he neecl nnt fear to tic up the best teams within reach for games next season. Coa<'h 'IYatson injeC'tecl so much pepper into the huskies during the week he was here that the Aggie dopeslf't"s ran se e nothing but a winning team for next fall.

The Delta Xu fraternity en ;:-. r• tained with a clandng party in th,• \\'oman's gymnasium, Satur,la) night, April 29. The hall was di,!' rately decorated with gold a•Hl rc>rl streamers. potted plant~. and ap,,I,• blossoms. Thr latter lent a deliC'iot,s fragrance to the hall. Refreshm e nts were sen-eel in a garden in llw 11,. ; L SomC'thiHA' to \\·01·1·)·· .\bout I encl. The popular cozy c·or111•r ,h Whether a man with "wheels c·o1·ated. with pennants, etc ., was a11 his attic" will ever h:lH' a ''click inl'iting feature of th<> clecoration; his tower ."

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* ' ! 11: 0 0 a. m. Dedication of Ile- 'o Memorial. Joe Quinney's got the right irlea + when he urges that Arlams Feld be What we nC'ecl next fall is a I STOXEY J>JU!SEX'l'S THOI'H ll ~S moved up where our athleti<' field ers. TO ('L. \SS WJXXl<,RS ought to be, and wh ere it really is-on fir ·t-class kicker. the campus east of the administraNate Tolma:1, t:,e :rack Il. Y. '. l\Ir. Harry Stoney of the Logan tion building. I distance runner, ran two good races Arms and Sporting Goods, * * * last Sautrday, beating Anderson in today + + The L. D. S. high sehool baseball the half mile and finishing ahead of presented, lhrough the president of team beat the l"niYersily of l'tah ! ·' our other stellar distance man, Ford- the Student Body, three five dollar team last week . The SC'ore was 7 to ham, in the mile. tennis rackets to the class cham4, and l:tah has now be011 defeated • • * pions of the college. The first rack- + ' by three Salt Lak e high sehools. By The B. Y. ('. will meet the lclaho et went to Parry, who represented the way, lhere's only three of 'ern Tec·hnical Institute in a clual track the l• reshmen in the singles and T t in Salt Lake. • • • meel on the 25th of l\Iay at I'o('atello easily Yanquished all comers in the The Aggie tennis teains in th(\ ::: ::: ::: recent class tourna1nent. uBrig" doubles and singles will clash with j I ont forget you·re wantC'd on the .Johnson and George Holmstead who tlte B. Y. U. racquet wielders tomor-i bleechers tomonow afternoon at won the doubles for the Sophomores row afternoon on the north cou rt. three o'clock. recC'ived the remaining two trophies 1 Olif Nelson will play the singles and * • * of Yi<'lor.r. To DaYe Freedman must Bert Carrington and Arno Krikham 1 Right now is a gond time to be- be p;h·en lhe credit for suggesting to will make the team in the doubles. gin lo boost for winning teams ncxt :-Jr. Stoney these awards for the class The singles will be called at 1:30. I YC'ar. Football prospects are very champions. One would have to be ,. ,. * I good but they will not be if everyone more than stoney to resist the onCoach Jack ·watson has three does not worl, when the time <'Omes. slaught of Dave's eloquence. brothers who haYe all played on the Coach ·watson lel'l a very good imCOMING TO US, IF YOTT De Kalb (Illinois) high school foot- Ill. ssion with the grid men, but stat- TYl't •;WRl '!'!XG TK\:\ l 'J'RY-Ol 'TS WANT Tim VERY BEST ball team and have all laken their eel that anyone who expected to play turn at captaining the team at dif- on his squad next season would haYc Next Tuesday morning at 9:20 fcrent times, some little "rep." to show up well. There is no doubt and 10:10 try-outs will be held in No. 22 West Center the typewriting room for the college * * * but that every man will come back typewriting team. This leam will con Seventy men reported ror the inil- next rall with the '·do or die" spirit. sisl or three members and will be ial football practice at Yale. '!'hat's what we need. sent lo Salt Lake City to take part * * in the Inlermountain Typewriting WHERE YOU RELISH Bob Pixton made some good boots WHA'I' YOU EAT Contest to be held at the Pantages .-\ l'l'OIX'l'l~D last Thursday in the punting cnntesl GOOD AND QUICJ{ SERVICE on Friday night, ]l[ay 12. All bonaA. C. STRATTON in which he won firsl honors, Judd, (Contlnue,t rrom page on~) fide A. C'. students who are eligible Kapple and Twitchel also showed ··•··•··•..···•..···•··•;· him for counly agent work, and for for this contest and if lhey ran write !:•··•..•··•·•..•..•··•··•·•··•··•"•"•"•· ·····• up well. Thanks lo Prof. Brooke and his wide experience and general at the rale of about 50 words ])e1 Air Brush Car Banners t ReY. E. T. Lewis for stimulating scholarship ability, and especially minute they stand a good chance ol t Work Window Cards some interest in this department by ! ; dairying. taking this ti-ip. ! - +; offering the medals lo the best kick- for his special work in 111r. l\lerrill, tbe ])resent gaent of SeTwo years ago this college \\'Oil lhe Yier county, has a number of co- tnt e rmountain Amateur Typewriting + • ope1·atiYe clairy ])rojecls under way, Sil\'er Cup. \Ye lost il last year but whi<'h promise tom ake that inclus- the boys are expeded lo bring it try nne of the most important in bark with them this year. After the When you buy fertilizer thal sec-tion. l\fr. Owens is indeed Cup is won three times by the same i i well qualified lo carry on this work. school it becomes lhe schools pro-+f remember you are buyWork promptly executed. • perty.

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In the finals of the ('Jass tennis .\1)01 "1'1<~1).\ 'I' "t·" tournament the scnior team <·omposP<I of Brossanl ancl Fr edman were J<'ralernities and snroities of the clrrN1ted by thl' Sophomore learn l'niversily of l'lah will hereafter b0 When a smelter buys gold ore (•omposcd or Ilolm stead and John- governcd by a unirorm sC't of rules he buys not merely two thousand son. llolh teams rather played slnw coYering all matters clealing wit11 pounds but he insists on knowing hall an(l Yery liHIP of real tennis rushing, ('ha])erones. s('holarship, enhow much gold is in the ore, and !>laying was shown. In th e scroncl set, tc rt ainmc-nts, house ruh's, ar('ounts you should !-:now the amount of lwwc,·( •r, tlw so1ihs sct a raster !>:H·P an,! o1·ganizations. The rulC's are thC' and llOSC'd out a Yidory. Th(' final outc·omc or sp ,·0ral months of i11YC'Sactive nitro gen, which is the gold sc·on• \wing ti--1 & ti-:) ligalio11 into till' r egulation of Gret'k of the ferulizer. .T. \\"alclo Parry. tlw ll , Y. 1 . tt:'n- IPller organizations in other uniYernis star, an<l now membpr· or the sil il'S. Th<'Y ,,-C'rC' acloptl'<l unaniFor further information write frc•shman c·lass Pasily c·arric,1 of till' monsly 1,y th,• ro111111illl'l'on fraternlal th,• me-ding DR. WILLIAM S. MYERS, Director ,iinglp IP1111i:,; honors hy ,l<'i'<'aling :,]I liPs a11<l sororitll's ('OUH•l'R, held on Tucsday. +-25 Madiaon Avenue . New York

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