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The Utah Statesman, March 31st, 1916

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600BUZZER SUBSCRIPTIONS

FINAL DEBATES OFTHESEASON l I

\\'e do not want to be dubbed as boasters, but we C"onsicler ou1·selves worthy of being classed with th<.J boosters or the school. "\Ve have clone and are doing things that wil! make the students sit up and take notice. Those or you who are doubtrul or our ability \\'ill IHl\'e the 8kl'[lli<'ism brushed from your yes \\'hen tht> big eYent or deli1 ·ering the Buzzer ('0lllPS SOlll<' tilll(' ab .. ut the ntiddll' of !\lay. The book will i;veak tor itselr, ror some of tl1e best ma terial ever put out for the year book is being sent off each week.

Last Tu\•sday .J. lloward Maughan t,nd Harold Peterson, acco1111rnnicd j by Prof. ll endricks, Iert ror l\ l oscow, where t h ey "ill debate the l'niversity of Idaho tonight. \\ ('. haYe the negatil'e or the questi"n, Hesolved; Thal the l '. S. should nclopt a system of ('Ompu Isory , ot in". Our chanres to win are mighty good; first, because l\Iaughan a111l/ Peterson are excellent d(•batt•rs. I with a year's ex(lNienec• and, sel'· j ondly, bcC'ause we knc the edge OP , the sid e.

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Mr. Dingle, who debated here last ~ ea r for Idaho, will be the i r sta,· again this season. He is a forceful l!ebater and should make it interest-I ing for our team. Onr relationship with Idaho been or the highest order and our desire lo perpetuate our tract with them. Next Tuesday w 0 meet the versity \1. of

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The work i s well under way; ne~l "eek will finish up lhe mounting of all pictures. Yes all "fairies" hav e stood the test and look fine; consol,.. yoursell'eS with th:s nC\\'S.

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The junior class of last year made desperate ean vas to sell 6 0 0 subscriptions but they fell short about JOO. 'l'he ambitious class of this ) ear have suc-ceeclecl in pulling dow 11 the long coveted number. Near!·, every student will go home with the treasured book under their arm. 11

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r eputati o n . lt is going to be a hard fight to defeat l\lonlana because they I debate the question wit11 the L or Tc-rgeson will be at the collPge thr I '. beforl' they strike u ., and, too, first good clay to take the group they haYe the popular side or th" There are ways lo e\'erythin1. short, and it is better that you hide pic·tures. All classes, C'lubs, and orqu estion. The question is , Tleso!Yed: \\'ays t .. sleep (always) ways to eat, your ankles behind the pickets of ganizations whicl1 have not had their That the l'. S. shou Id adopt a re s- ways to wall, (a long way~) and the porch railing for behold, it is pictures taken, please watch for ponsible Cabinet Col'enpnrnt. John notices which will give the exact ways to love, (side11·ays), but th<· springtime, and the trees and dale when he will be here. H every Hussell and Willis Smith uphold at ti1w' the aftirmative for us . 'l'hi ~ best way, ladies an d gents is to g0 &hrub , harbor many birdies and tl1" person ran meet promptly means that o ur team will advocate to the Prom. ::;tep forth into the bal-j toads are coming forth out or the appointed it will facilitate matter-s the adoption of a government si m- my evening, young swa in with a j ea rth . ;, great deal and all groups can be ilar to that .. r Eugland. This, like C'hocol ~te drop up on your head, _a, Smile sweeciy on the bashful taken the same clay. I~very day's ti lJan donm ent or thl' l\lonroe Doc- pair ol clogs upon your reel- 1t I ti 1 be clatters up the palh to- delay in pic-ture taking means sevtrine. will not meet with public ra- maybe necessary to support these ) ou as r ra l da)·s dela.v on the 1irinting. TlP.• "ards you, for remember he may Yor anti ou r team \\'ill ha\'e this prc•- timbero u s boats with a suspencle,member, watch for notices and bl' lack in courage, and your frown may _iudil'e to Ol'l'rcome. nu! our team th rown over each sho uld er will, cause hi s soul to wilt even as the prepared. i:- strong- and we lrn,·e good chan<"<'s nn intermediate garb to correspond, lulips under his arm, and the to win. \\ "e need eYeryone's suppo1· 1 and a half bushel of tulips under ( hocolate drop upon his head . .it this debate. There "ill be no each arm st ep for th , you effenesNow cherished pair you are ready rlelnys. E1·erybe1dy out. cf'nt youth, your bloomers fit snugh I t b . ti t d · . , o eg1n 1e l'as war Journey. to your 'beme and you are stayed Strip the \\'ings of the nearest wind-

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A SPRING PUNTING CONTEST

TENNIS RULES FORMULATED

ror. Step forth onto tile porch aucl "ail, fair maidchen , while sort 7ephyrs play with such danglin l,' lllc•<lub Ofl't•1·e d Fo, · 1'1·0Cidt•n<·~· In I , ,n glets as ar e not concealed by that Kic·ki11g- 'l'he l •'oo thall. bonnet nighthood on your head. Place yo ur new mahogan) slippers th ~ Now that the Stlring pratti('e ;,-; in a gunnysack, so that in on for the football squad, spPcial at- journey to College hill, their dainty tent ion i s being giYen to one ,1,._ soles II ill 1'.ot be ~~ile_d. Tak~- yo_ur 1•artm ent in which the school has tiunk rope and attalit it to this slip1,een ,veak. This is the dPvelopinent 1,er bag, so that the loving swain of first c-lass kickers - men who ran , n,ay plaee it about his neek, even as hold their own or better thau thl'ir 1n yoke, and drag the burden witii c,wn, in an exchange of punts with/ greate r ease. Now as you sit upon I CJJJJOSin g teams. : tltP porC'h waiting for the familiar Lnst Thank sgil'lng ,la)'. WI' ('OUl<l trl'a<I ~r those otlwr snlrs, r( >J11r n'.-j (C'onlinul'd on pa1;e Pight.) lwr, t'a1r one that your clress 1s

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mill, construct a sail to put upon the cart. fo r do not forget, that the way to the Prom is steep, and the i-·oads are heavy and. tlw dog may grow weary ere the destination is reached. Therefo r e exuberant youths, see to it that the l\Iar<"h wind shall help the canine horse . And chiefly you, young swain, should have great concern for this lest the burden of the gunny-sa<'k be<'Onle as a nlillstone about your neck. Take care that too mu<"h time IJ,, not C'onsumed on the way to the l'rom. The enchantment or ~prinp; is grl'nl. an,! tempf ntions to lingl'r on (Continued on Page Eight)

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A dozen tennis enthusiasts met with l\lanager Ivin s last Tuesday and cliscussecl l'll !es to govern play on the courts. Afte r a tree exchange of opinions the followinp; rules were agreed upon: 1 Courts must bl' reserved by at lea st two players. ~-Courts r•an be reserved for one hour only. :1 Reservations ('an not be IIHtdc more than 24 hours in advance. 4 -No )lerson C'an play more than l wo hour s a tlay and the hours must not be consecutive . !i ('ourts 11111stnot hl' use<! rlm·(Continued on page six.)


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gageme nl for lhe Junior Promenade tnr al Ioasl lwo weeks so sorry he didn't remember it before." Tit(• sweetly c·o1Henlional tone ceased an<\ a laugh rang out. But thouµ:hts of a ('hem. exam . "lling-g-g-µ:?" questioned the foreecl thc laugh into hiding ancl it tl•lephorw. Silence, the usual higll- was not unlil luncheon lime thP heeled patter failed lo respond. following day that Ancly aga in "Jling-g-g-g-g,'· jangled lhe im- thought of the incident. She went 11alient bell. The sma ll figure on the down to lunch with Belly Thorn couch sat up ancl sighed resignedly. Hett~. the beaulirul, the fusse r t h , "Don't get in s u ch a flurry,'' she S('lf-aclmittcd admirer of Rob, the c-alled, as the now thoroughly ag p1ilant. gnl\aled hell pealed forth a last anAncly'H <'YC'H s1iarklecl and her gry call. Still rubbing the dreams lips quiYC'rNl as Betty nonchantly from ·her eyes she hurried do,,n the aslu,cl, "Going to the Prom?" ball and in a sleepy, uncertain voi<:e "l suppose so,'' with studied ins1>oke directly into her tormentors cliffe1·en('e. car . "\\'ho ,ou going with?" "Hello." ''Oh \\'i(h Rob,'' yawned Andy . "Hello," came back a tired-of"Hob?" hlC're<luously. \'.'ailing masculine echo. '· \\ 'h<'n <licl he ask you,'' continued "Carruthers?" it questioned after B<>tly. perceptible pause. "Last night," Andy's indifference "\Vhich ?" fa<le>cl. "Andy." "About what time?" her quest ioncr went on. "\\'hich ·/" •·what's tho matter with your "N ine o'<'loC'k bul say Dell} , oice?" whats the ma(!(']', are you C'ross?" 1 "C ro~s - no but are you sure ih •1t's just sleepy,'' she yawn('cl. " You \\'0ke it up from its na]l and nob you're going wilh?" "\\'hy of (·ourse -" she tem1iorizl 'm having a clreaclful time k('eping Pel, "h<' didn't say so but I can tell it from getting C'ross." A hearty gurµ:le bubb]('d 0\'('r lh<' his voir<> and and a\\' what an wires and the girl broke into a littl(, you clri\'ing a( Belly?" answering laugh. l l faderl into an "Not hing . only Rob was al our awk\\arcl 1iaus <>, th en thf' masculine ho11S<'from f'ight to eleven last nigh; voi<'e slightly tinged with uncor and ,n•ll he askNl me to go." tainty asked. "Ger, is lhat a fa('l?" '·Say Andy gol a date for th<• ''It certainly is." They both paus-

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A few moments later as she flittccl toward h<>r room a smile an\ impish smile play('c] about her lips and shC? s]loke joyfully to h<>rself. •·r certainly clirln't think he woul<I ask me. But I ' m mighty glacl he <ltd. It will lH' a goo<! one on l\lalt \\ 'hen h<>saunt<•rn up al the cleventli hour, this timc, r shall sweetly in-

""'asn't it Malt?" Betty asked wh<'n they had (•eased giggling. ";-{o J\latt wasn't in town, and lll'sid es he ,roul<ln't remember lo a~k a 1wrso11 till lhe last minul<' two \\'('('ks not Malt." "O h , you sure to find out," Bell.I c·onsole<I as she hurried off to class. "Sur<' lo find out,'' Andy mutterform him," the smile <•lianged to (•<1, " J'cl like to know how. T[ J\Iall wo ul<I only ask me early he might one of gentle irony·, "I shall sweetly foolishness. But inform him that I Irn,·e hacl an e11- saYc me all this ,rhic-h one of the boys is it?" shf' c·hc>W<'<I her fountain pen reflectivl'ly, th!'l'P were so many boys who might ask her. Th<' belJ rang she hurl'iPd off to (')ass. \\'JU<lRB YOU REUSR ,vu A 'I' YOU .EAT Sh(• lookecl S('arehingly at even GOOD A ]) QUIC'l{ SRR\ '[('l~ l_,Oy ,,·ho spukc to lier. She rc1tl1cr A. C. STRATTON th0 imaµ:inccl she alrou\d tlwy lookl'cl h r . tellDulby that wa~ was

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noticed how many nice rni ces lhcro S.\XTSCHI BEFORJ<; COSMOS r:ere before. CL B Finally she decided that whe•1 The ('osmos Club meets tonight l\latl askell her she would accepl al 7:30 at the !'bi Kap house . Def1ncl forget. Ute telephone call. She parting from 1irec·crl<>nt, lhe presl ,,ailed until the day before lhe clenl ha s askt-cl Lieutenant Santschi, Prom and l\latt didn't say a worcl. an honorary member, lo speak on Then she got desperate. She was the present situatio n in ;',Texico . 1,osilive it was one of those Burton ----boys and she just wouldn't go wilh If chloroplats make pholosynthesis Jdm . and life possible, why need th(' Saturclay night arrived. And} E-'reshie eat? 1·eached homo in a temper. The ,................................ ............................. ...... ........~: humor had all faded, it was distinct• l} annoying. " \\ 'hom are you going lo lhe part t} with,'' her landlady inquired and agrc('able Andy s lammed the door 1 ..~..~~(}.~.ii.,. +

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C0MING-THE IJandK'/" S. .lost•1>h Quinney, who I ises el0(IUl'lllly in dt•lt•ll('O or th pigt>o1_1datH'P, has a se_xtetll'. or CIRCUS SENIOR I inl-{ 1?1rls llJlJll•aring 111 latest I

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do not reputable magazine, preferably the ~land, builds up a for ti Iication of to parliti pate in atllletics, for the coming meet, but Atlantic or Saturday Evenmg Post, arguments in support of his point of practice mem~ers view that cannot be penetrated by simply turn out and compete when and should be enthusiastic place, the plan of J of the Drama League." The article Published Weekly by the Students the petitions of his friends anci the meet takes and replete with of Utah Agricultural College. howling criticisms or his opposers. ll' the athletic council will be at least is very pertinent • I,aluable suggestions, characterlstil' Entered as second-class~ these qualilies are lacking in the a partial failure. The plan, formulated for the! of the author. September 19, 1908, at the postoffice one you are supporting, check H at Logan, Utah, under the Act of against him and folio,,· clown the list benefit of the· students, is well worth March, 1879. . to the next name. our hearty support. Only by gettinp.; however, can w.,; College Delivery Is made from StudNow a word as to Yoting. It is oul and worldng, ent Life Office, Room 275. your duty as a student to be interderiYe the intended good from the ested enough in the student body or- proposed contests. The Most Subscription rate ···· $1.00 th e year ganizalion J-et's lo cast your vote. Past 111ake tl11·s plan a st1ccess -a1HI Printed by Exq uis ite elections have shown that only about hand it down to the classes of the Earl and England Publishing Co. two-thirds of the students have vot- future. Logan, Utah. And eel. \\'hy not get busy and every per EDITOR son Yote this time '? HPHJXG' l'IME 1 Alluring LOWRY NELSON ....................... . '16 Close friendship, fraternity e nPerf ume ASSOCIATE EIH1'0RS ( \\'ilh Apologi<'s to .Tames Whitcomb j thusiasm, association, etc., should S. J. QUINNEY ........................... . '16 l.a\'e no influence Hiley.) whatever with Representing the E. K. WINDER ........................... . '16 ,oting. blended odc,,;i o[ Social organizations are es- Springtim<' and Prom-tim<', up along the most fragrant KATHLEEN BAGLl<~Y............... . 'lG s(ntia lly separate from the studenl the river, flowers. H. R. MERRILL.. ........................ '1 G body. Any attempt at a social polili- ('l<'an out o' sight and o' skulc-, J. W. THORNTON ...................... '18 cal ma<"hine should be squelched at skulkin uncl<'r kiv<'r Il J1as that lasting quality to a BUSINESS J\IANAGElt greater degree than almost any and once. \'otc for the man who will best Of the foothills, underbrush other perfume. J. EASTMAN IIATCII. ................. '17 fi II the office. The right ofTicers e lectbuclclin' pussy-willers Bouquet Jeanice M. F . COWLITIY, Ass't Bus. Mgr. ed will mean the right ldnd ot' spiril you kin lclies all so jumbled up Extract, oz .............. : ....... . $1.00 a good st ud e nts body, and a successhardly tell 'em! 'foilet \\Tater ....................... . $1.25 \ 'ol n me XI \ ·. :Nu1nbc-r 2:i. Complexion Po\\'der ........... . . 75 lul year. Tired you know, but lovin' it, anti Sachet Powder, oz ................ . .75 J◄'l'iclny, ;\larch a 1, I!) 1G. smilin' jest to think ·at Talcum Powder ................... . .25 ( 'OX<m .\'l'l'l, .\'PIOXS, GUU,S Any s\\'eeter tiredness you'r fair!" Soap, <'aim ................ ... ....... . .35 JWl'l'OH8 .l<'OR THIS ISSl'E want to drink it. Sold only at The action ot: the girls of the col- Tired o' C'ramming-tirecl o' skule CA RH.IE RICHARDS brains all out o' kilter, leg-e in Yoling not to wear flowers to GRANT IVINS the l'rnm, Saturday night, is one 'l'Hls REXALT, STORE DI~LORE NICHOLS Springtime and Prom-limP, up along worthy of the highest commcndathe ridges, lion. I l assures us that \'0111111011 Ol"l-l. El,J~("l'IOX Strollin' up the canyon trail, loiterin' sense is lo govern the social fun<' on the bridges. The article under the Ilood brings, lions at the A. C. Though some of Parin' off, kinder like, never 'pear to or should bring, home to us at least, the girls 111ay obtain much satisl'ac· notice , the necessity or familiarizing our- lion from a bunch or America11 Don't know here he's left his hat, !'elves with th present school poli- heaulies, they have wisely expressl•d l~r keerin' where her coat is. lies. It is very important that we thei1· desire to forego tl1is pleasur" lle's specalatin' more'n like, and all elect the best men in school for the nnd attend tile Prom without any the time a quizzin' differ e nt student body offices. Get ac- floral decorations. nout some feller 'ats got the start quainted with all possible candidates The custom of wearing flo\\'ers I and 11e thinks needs a queerin'-so that you will be able to judge who and riding in taxis to ultra-formal Kingfishers gettin' up ancl skootin' is the best man for each position balls has come to be well fixed in out 0 • hearin.' ;,nd not just vote to be voting. Older cur slate, but there is every reaso11 I students are usu ally pretty well ec·- why the students or the Agricultural Sunset ancl eatin'-time, homewar•l quainted with the ability of the like- College should endeavor to repress now they're wendin,' ly nominees, therefore younger stu- so nwa11i11gless an innovation. The Somebody hollerin' way around the A label sewed into smart Fa ll d e nts should seek their opinions. Aa need less expense incurred in this bend in upper trail C'iothes specially designed for a ll those Younger Young Men who <'ITOr may mean a "dead" student elTol'l to make a show, the spirit of llungry, but a hirlin' it, e1· jes' a not need clothes in sizes 31 to 3 G. I.Jody, wit no real college spirit. \Vh at, inequality which per force makes its a lceerin,Come to us and see cloes an organization amount to any- ,,ppearante, ancl the unwillingness H earts er whole lot lighter now, way when it does not have efficient or those un able to keep pace with fellers aint a fearin,1 the new clothes for youths of the men at the head? the more fortunate few to attend Cross the rocks , through wagon ruts, High School age. The Student Life Editor is one ' the better socials amply justify a They're Jim pin and a grinin, Spruce English models for Fall of the most important positions WP determined effo rt on the part of the I You bet they're goin' to the Prom, $ 2 0 to $25. Thirty Special Points in every have. If the wrnng man is elected it' student body to do away with the I Fer aint they bin a winnin'? Langham-High Suit may mean that we shall read a poor pres nt tendency t ape "society" in

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Let u s con• C'onviclions. Their saintly robes arc ri--"~' .r:..._ _r-, GO~DS t inue to exercise the same disc re - I uow the wings o[ the "dove ." The lion in e lecting future officers. for<'e or their teaching is spent and L..J-·--:i~ ~..,.::..:...:...:....,::_J OUR GYl\INASIUi\l O OUTFITS ARE o Now is the time to sei ct possibl<• clispe1·secl. Now, upon seeond thought i~~~~~=,L~~~UNEXOELLED ~~~~ c:ind iclatt>s. Th e records or the pc,r• I believe I am in favor o[ "pigeonso ns for next year's ,tuties hav e bee11 ing" al the Prom. \\'hy '? "\Veil for N. J. DeSANDERS, SPORTING GOODS made. SelC'Ct your 1,rospectiv e oflic<'•· ,,uious reasons which lime and M WE S'.l' FIRS'.l' NORTH PHONE 201 .J o now; call attention to his reC'ord or HJJa<"ewill not permit me to e labor. some other student and do not wait ate upon. BAl'HS SHINES ' until n ext student body meeting . Now the next thing I desire to \Ve wnnt th(' be~t men possible. talk upon is this Prom. business in 1-eneral. First, I don't see any good WH .\'r AHi<, Wt •: TO DO'? r easo n for that funny-do of a nam e I lf we we r e to go on the name, w;, t 13 West··•·Center StreeL ...........................................Logan, Utah. J The first thing l wan t to take up I ~houlcl expert Loo much anrl be di~- •··•··•··•··•··•..•··• is this matter or "pigeoning." I clo11·t nppointed. lt ought to be C'alled the know exactly wher e I stand on thi!'S Annual Ilo•clown; that's what HOT TAMALAS, HOT CHILI,. HOT DRINKS l h('y <'all them out home. I wonder AND SANDWICHES-at o ((nestlon. I haven't had time yet to "h('l'C' they got that fan•dangled noC'onsult either Prexy, l\lr. Brooke nr t ion or a Prom C'ommilte(', ·whos<' .Toe Qulnney, bul what looks so ba<I chi('t' bu!lin('SS il is to sell those SO· 0 0 o THE HOME OF SUPER IOR CANDIES Is to see ce r tain members of ill<' ('H li ed booths, g iv e OU ( notiCe9, 129 North Main Phone 487 facu lty indulging in this ill-fate-cl, 111·ite on lh(' bulletin boards and gel O 0 ill-rep u ted dance . I hav e r e liabl e in• out Stucl('nt Life, and in addition formation that al least firn facu It y ('ome to me and get me to fill up would lik e to kick about, but t hey I ., .., .•, .., .•, ..... , ..... , ... .., ... .., ..... , ........... , ................. , ... members wer e )l('rformin p: the• som<' spa<"e. Well l 'm doing it too, ~ t won't let me occupy and more space. 1 , ! "clove" the oth e r 11ig h l. I wouldn't th e wor st th ing about th is You can think over what I'v e said, f bet r ay them h er e ror the world, but (h '? Now Committee of the Prom. is that they • say, when it com('S to "pigeoning" ar(' all .Juniors. They need a Senior ii you can discover it. ! those old guys are there! or in the lo )('ac\ them. There they have As<' NOM DE PLUl\lill immediate n('ighborhood . It would ------~-~-~ f l'almer, apostrophe seventeen,Junior,as 'l'l•::\"XIH 1n·1,Rs J?ORMlJl,,\TBO •t: +·+ · almost amuse one lo see Dr Thomas ehairman; an unscrupulous naughty clanc·e. Qu,1 doing that who imagined ''booths" were real ! (Continued from page Oll6) ! Very ay + 11oulcl come very near to lau ghter tu things and sold the gym corners for + + ing C'hapel hour. + trying to Howell Professor ~ee ninety dollars. I wonder they \l'Ouldg ra ce to take sufficient muster 6 Heservation cards will bne.poasntd·f, Oe n't sel l reserved seats on the iron eel 011 the grounds at 8:30 a. 1 • a way the reproa ch of that Terpsieh• beams. nut that's because they arP, ' erean freak. And Prof esso r Powell l!ll Juniors. '!'he Committee s hould r emoved at 5:10 p. m. the follo\\-1 ! 31 Federal Ave. Phone 711 doiug t h e "Char lie" the light splas it - be n1ore representative. More re- ing day. dome, as sponsible people should be on il. iug on that clct'orestaled 7 -A ll players must w ear tennis I the court . ~hoes while on the courts. Manager Ivins desires the CO·OJJhe totters for e a nd art and by th<' Anotl1('r proof qC this, is that they be a are going to decorate the hall with right flank -we ll it would I[ the parties reserving the eration or e veryone who Is i11terwoocl('n shoes and windmills. Tht> c·ourt do not appear within ten min• estecl in tennis in his el'fort to se ~ c-ampus is crowded with the latter, utes after the hour spec ified the~ that these rules are lived up to . The SOCIETY and they are all too common to forfeit their right to the court. rul es are formu lated for the goort or,un make good deC'oralions. r can't see !I Players will be allowed to of all who desire to play and l[ obey• l~RATERNITY mueh a rti stic beauty about a pair· finish the game they are on at the ed in lhe proper spirit should ,to or old dirty Du tch wooden shoes. I expiration o[ the time they signed away with all C'ontention about the suppose lhe C'hairn1an of the Hon- for. courts. orable ['rom . Committee, together JO No sing les are a11oweu after CO:\Ji\U'rTEES li'OR CLASS Always In the Highest with his two friends Nichols anrl 2: 20 p. m. if players wishing to ta lt (' BOOTHS Sty le of the At·t Stoddard will se rv e as the windmills. [Jart are waiting. Nichols, Dean Se nior-Bernard 'fh('y might use the other friend whn 11 The north eo urt is reserved ,;old the booths, lo good advantagp for use of the faculty afte r 4 p. m. Clark, l\Iirl Anderson, Helen Can• ln that c·apaC'ily also. Then Gene daily. non , Clyde Cannon. Pt•omptness Our Hobby C'annon and Edith llaybalt no doubt, 1:l The South C'ement and ,vest Junior - Florence Chipman, Ev• w iii parade in wooden shoes. \\ 'hat'& C'lay courts are resErved for the use ('lyu Cook, Dave Bowen , urant Ivins the Prom. ('ommittN• for anyway'? of the girls of Physical Education 14 Sophomores _ Arno Kirkham, thing, thev mustn't in- from 3:10 to 4:00 on Tuesday, C'hairman, Ione Felstead, Jessie Spai • I The onl) fring<' on the S('nior Cirrus :\C'livj. Thursday and Saturday, and from ford, Sumner HatC'h, Heber Morrell. t i('s. 11: 50 to 12: 4 0 on \Veclnesclay and Freshmen -Sc ott Budge, George Th<' said Prom. ('ommittee, I J)n· Friday. Cook, Clem West, Evelyn Quayle, ,;ume will hav e a herd of Dutch Special attention is l'alied to the Karma Parkinson, Edith ,vallace . Belted .Jerseys on a pasture in one• ~l•venth rule, which mak('S it ne<'<'S('n<l or the gym and will S('rve tile sary for all players lo wear tC'nlli$ Nonattendane(', nl('a11S regret -ATmilk from thest> prodig-ies ror l'l'· sho('s. In the past the c•enH'nt C'Ourts Sunday morning. t'reshmC'nts. This will C'ul down ex- hav<' been greatly injur ed by stuJl<'nS('S, so they won't have to use dents who persiste<l in 11laying with• P terson at the B. Y. - Cons u lt Opposite Postoffice that ninC't) clollarn they got for the- out <•hanging th('ir shoes. In the fu• Dagley for material on this subject. The ttulent..~ He.a1lq111ut ('I'S hooths. turC' any one who rC'fUSC'Sto romp ly Irvin ne1·er neglec-ts au opportunity; There are n few other things l with this rule will be barred from Dagley is In great demand.

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