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of the trouble, or rather "advantage" and "love" were. It seems that the boys had by persi stent effort enticed the ladies to the large cement slab north of the main building for the purpose of teaching them the game of tennis. The following conversation ensued: "Miss s. and I will stand Miss T. and Mr. H. We'll take the south side and you the north. " "Yes, but how do you play it? Miss T. and I have never playrd before.'' "'That's J·ust what 1 started to tell you. You see these things." "T hey almost look like snowshoes, don't they?" came from Miss S. "Maybe they do, but we don't have 'em down in Dixie,'' said H. apologetically. "What, these?" ::~~:,,snow shoes."
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stood "Deuce." "What's deuce?" exploded Miss S. "Why-er, you see, it means we're both forty and-" "I'm not! I'm only-that is, maybe you boys are, but you act like you were only just turned sixteen." "No, but listen," pleaded H. " It means that each side has forty points, ahd that is called 'Deuce.' Go on, G. serve again, they'll soon catch on." "Well, if we do we won't catch on to you two," sputtered Miss T. Trembling, G. served again, but it failed to be returned. "Our 'ad'," came meekly from H. "What does that mean?" Miss T. challenged, her eyes snapping. "Why, you see, Miss T., that :~!~~ that we have the advan-
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"As I"these was saying,'' G. con"Advantage of whom? tinued, things here arc fellows t hink you can take You ad - -:..~~:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~' , what they use to bat the balls vantage of us out here, where ;,' back and forth with. They are b t th k" (ii n!I n «' m 'fl. 11D II. called racketts, and-" -rian~ilding ia::~e :~~ a:! t~~ l!.,ld)lllhlll~D uU:IB llill'lelillllIDlD u il'llllilk u lllll!IlU:uu(e~ "Why do they call them rack- to talk love and then openly MADE PERFECT BY rts ?" enquired Miss T. "Do boast of your advantage. Hm !" they make much noise?" ghe ·sneered. "Come on, Miss s. 129 N Main St. H. winked at G. and G. went these are not proper associates :,. ✓, on. "That's just their name. for us,'' and off they went, leavYou see, the point of the game ing H. and G. to gulp viciously is to knock the ball over to the a~ they drank to the bottom the ;,A Present That Will Pleaae---Your Protrait ' ot.her side in such a way that bitter cup. We have the Style _and Mountings you Want at the Price■ you they can't get it back to us be-- - -Want k Pay. Our Stock is the Last Word in the fore the ~ second bounce, and :WHERE DID OUR Latest. Let Us Show You. each time you do that it counts PLAY HOUR GO"! THE LOVELAND STUDIO you points. But I'll serve to H. OPPOSITE THE POSTOF~'ICE first, and you'll soon catch on One of the principal requirefrom the way we play.'' ments for a good brain is that So the battle bagn. H. re- there be a body to support it. In turned and Miss S. lost it. order to keep the brain supplied ==-==========~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~":.,"' "Love-fif," sang out H. with good red blood it Is neces- just at the hour which is both DO YOUR BANKING WITH "What does that mean? " Miss sary to keep the body in good dinner time and play time. Why S. questioned. order. Hence when sum::ner couldn't the time of lecture "Well,'' explained H. chestily, school was planned, a play hour have been arranged later in the . "you see you mis.sed that one, was set apart for games and day by setting forward or backLOGAN, UTAH. and that gave us fifteen and recreation which would keep ward the class hours if necesgave you 'love,' because-" both men and women in good sary and thus give a chance to Under United State■ Gonrnment "It did not.'' trim for study. get a development of both mind Supen-l1l00. "Yes it did." We all heard about the play and body so that not only men"It didn't, I tell you." hour, we all intend~ to get out tal efficiency but bodily comfort Member Federal-~ Re■ ene Bault : "Why should it give her love ?" but the play hour hasn't shown will be attained. H. Ill. CROCK&Tl' asked Miss T. indignantly. up yet. We have been furnished Ca■hler U~D'ffiE KAISER HAVERTZ "Oh, I didn't mean her. I wit):1lectures to give us mental meant it gave both of them training at that hour, instead, (Continued from page one) love, that is, their side-" This summer we have gone to ''It did not, I say. Besides, school for mental training only, run straight across from first to WILLIAM CURRELL Mr. G. has red hair, and I-er- but the consensus of opinion 1hird and walk off with it even (The . Rexai;---;;;:;.nafer Mao) well~Oh, come on, let's play.'' among educators is, tbat phy si- if he was a fat yankee chump Calls Answered Promptly. "Alright;" gasped G. "I'll cal training should accompany with a corporosity of a German Phone 12-""The Rexall Stor]" serve to Miss T. this time.'' it and there is no reason for brewer. Joe threatened . to go Phone 466 W-Resideoce. Both serves fell ·short as a leaving it out in this case. With tell Prexy and have the Kaiser Prices Reasonable. result of G.'s excitement and a very few exceptions the lec- fired, whereupon the Kaiser LOGAN, UTAH. chagrin. Things went on, with turers have been with us all day, made a half circle with the Germany explanations, but the\ and consequent ly there was no man goose step, planted his -----------~water got deeper until the score notice for schedulinl! their talks number elevens firmly in the soil of Uncle Sam, tilted his cap ;, ' over one ear, made the salute, and ordered Snow to make· his get-away P. D. Q. Joe thought he could see the flash of a GerIN :nan cannon in the Kaiser's eyes MEA'l'S AND GROCERIES and hear the rattle of swords in Call M 324 his pockets; s·o he brushed the \Viii Cut n Dl'amatic Caf)er t'o1• the Entertainment or dust from his shoes, picked a mosquito from his · eyebrow, Lunch Meats and Home Render• ed Lard a Specialty. knocked a boxelder bug from TUESDAY ~VENING, JULY I 3, 8:30 E. and 3rd N. Street■ his wrist, sounded the tatoo, and CornerWE3rdDELIVER TO ANY Admission Fre~ome One, Com(! all and Bring Your Friends. amb led off the field to the tune PART OF TOWN ~ ~ of "God sav~ the Kaiser.''
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How to spell automobile in John T. Miller lectures FriDutch. Snelpordelooszonderos- day at 11 :30. porwegpetrolryting. ---Have you met the A. C. Jeff Joe Snow had his father-in- and Mutt yet? If not, get next, law-to-be down to the cafeteria they are "the real real thing." for dinner Thursday and bought him two dishes of ice cream. "Miss Emelle : "Can a person What is the reason? overcome the tendency to dis-pondency ?" Mr. Woolley says he had one Prof . Peterson,-"Y es, make hand pressed by a vaudeville a study of the ·stomach." l~dy. We wonder what might Jesse S. Robinson a 1915 A.C. h&ve been the result had she graduate has - just returned to pressed botlr of them. Logan after a three weeks soLoqan's Foremost Clothiers Homer says he hasn't been journ in the L. D. S. Hospital, where, in acquiescence to the, able to pray since he got his knee hurt up in the canyon, and the demands of society and comfort .. powers of evil have assailed him he left his appendix. --- "Agricultural bitterly. Dr. Warren: Economics is, of course, a scien. Mr. H. was riding on the pull- ce too, but not a natural science. man for the first time. In the ·, morning he found a pair of a iigg:~ri::~; shining shoes in the place his !;;:e.t~eDo!~ier~fs thing to you? Think it over. j own had occupied the night previous. Not recognizing his dingy Mr. Bert Richards has been leathers in the shining ones, he sitting down easy ever since his If You Prefer Classy Service and Careful Attention we can . s.lid them over under the next trip to the canyon. Thinking Please You. ·' man's bed. that he would steal a ride he Mr. Mech_a_m_h_e-ard a watch climbed on the back of Coach's clear across the room that buggy. He didn't remain long, -when he lit-well, he shook . :, es away,bewhen be ·he has_":-..~~~~~~~::::::::::::::::;:~;:::::::::::::::::::;;;~; couldn't heard trying eighteen out inch-a the earth, and each time psychological experiment. Miss sat down since he has en painE- suggested that perhaps Mr. ·fully remi nd ed of it. forms Student Life that when M- carries a studebaker or a the scholarship records of the bain; hence has a strong, imag- "Little grains of powder, $h1dents were gone over to des ination. Little daubs of paint, termine the winners that those Makes a girl's complexion, of Mrs. Kunz and Mis&, Effie Look like what it -ain't." Webb tied and first prize was An English coal miner giving evidence in a homocide case. Be divided between them. Miss PRE-EMINENTLY SUPERIOR Streams of perspiration, F.;nglish and leave off your h's Webb's name did not appear as -+-Climbing College Hill, when you read it. "He took his one of the prize winners in · the Butel Logan Building pick and he took hisn. He hit Makes these false complexions, first article and Student Life is -+Look worse and worser still. glad to make this correction. he with his pick and he hit he LIGHT LUNCHES, CANDY A,NV REl<'RESHMENTS · · with hisn. If he had· hit he with HAPPENED IN PROP. PETER· .Johnson Is Woolley'• Aaron -+-his pick as hard as he hit he SON'S PSYCHOLOGY CLASS Where the Car Stops with hisn, he would have killed Wwas telling a story and he, instead of he, he." The -Savage raised Caine with not being able to find approprithe Woolley Monk; which excit- ate ·words to express himself, ~-----------......, C. C. Jensen, a graduate of ed John's-son so much that he was ·.stuttering and stammering the B. Y. C., who for the past waded thru the · Pond, climbed in a _perfec_tly delightful manner few years has been studying at over the Wall, and spoiled the when Johnson .rescued him by TAILOR . 1he U., from where he will take Graff (graph} which he had telling the · story himself. SUITS MADE TO ORDER . his degree in medicine next year, worked for a week to get Sponging and Pressing 0 i!t taking a course in organic Wright. A NEW FIELD 7 5 ~ 0 ~: :a1n Lhemistry at the A. C. Summer OF ENDEAVORl---_;.;:_..;.;..;.:..:.::....;;;.;;;=-.. __ ~ school. This is Mr. Jensen's A CORRECTION first attendance at the A. C. He In the first Summer issue of A new field of endeavor has likes our cool breezes ; the build- Student Life, an article appear- sprung up at the U. A. C. and ings with their excellent equip- ed on the J. W. N. Whitecotton is seriously occpying the minds . ment; the practical trend of the prize, stating that it had been of the workers and the worked. courses ; and many other char- awarded to Mrs. Lottie Kunz Whether · or not it Is a "blind 1 acteristics of the A. C. and its and Mrs. Clayton in the order alley" would be a new field for i\fanufad ,urlng Confe<..1.ionary environment. named. Mrs. Wilkinson in- Dr. Puffer to investigate. -+-THE PEOPLE ~IADE IT As a consequence of this new ' FAMOUS unclassified occupation several 1 -+- ' -· ~tudents have had to adopt Mm·dock's ice Crea1n · ailtl C:andies The Choice of the Jo'astidlotis head gears belonging to some Flavors of Infinite Variety. one ··else until their own reap-+-peared on the hook in the hall PHONE OR CALL and in cases where the deligLOGAN, UTAH ence was extreme the owners hats have never returned. 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Mr. Heiner never tires of re-' NEW STAND JUST NORTH OF CITY DRUG CO. • • • lating his wonderful expJoit of , Mr. Pleasant Grove Johnson walking on the turbulent water~ would be delighted to make an- and rescuing the large horse ~¢***.**¢**¢********** ****.**>t**** ,c":,** ******,cu:,,i,,:,**"'**<>! · other trip if he could occupy the 11idepellet from a watery grave. * EXPERT DEVELOPING AND · g center of a seat with an excep• • • " g . * tionally temptiniand dainty arMiss Churchman carried herl g _ PRINTING g Ucle of · feminiti.ity on either ai::m in a sling 11ndso~ked it in * "BRING IN YOUR FILMS" g side to ·hold hiip securely in grape juice and · black - pepper g . ·· . . *' place,- as--was the case a week for three afternoons-airn · result g .CARDON JEWELRY COM :PANY · g a·go Saturdat • ; of the brilliant effort she put • i.;.o,:,,:,,:,.:,',:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,********************;:,*****O* **~ AirllaWilsbrt lias his pants fotith ~on" the ,.,Long-,-Gi-ass di. '... mended. You kn.ow he fell ·out l!tnon<l. · • • • · 1 of the hind .end of Homer s·bµg« Miss- Htigegins,whd did ·such gy and • sat . d~w_n. tremerrd?usly phenomemd - work- behind- the hard. After hgl}!mg he skidded bat couldn't hold hands until · along the graye~y ~oad ~or a .night before last, as a result. Quarter--0f a mile, whrch relreve-d • ... ··• him ·of-a few 'y-11~9:5 of his yelle_w · Miss· Cowley- repm-ts- that I trousers, . I~ any further ~~m- there was 1,a ,wonder.JiuJly ' large :ige was mfhcted' ,on Mi:. Wtlson mo@n the night of · the •· trip.• . Agents · for it has1ft.been·TeJ?,Ot.ted . .·· How did .she know? Ansco Cameras and Supplies. Ansco Films· and • • •· • • • Cyko Paper Get Results. Mr. Ed. Edlefiion regrets very Everybody who didn't go is Phone 200 67 N_orth _l\JaLn Street, 1 much having,slulfe11'his fair seat ·sour am!· they had •ought · to be, ~ ' mates of the morning ride . He for ·they missed sometlting. 6 paid dearly- for h)is thoughtless• • • ~*""************************ *************;;i*****-'* . '*g' ness by being forced to walk Miss Hanson says she, would g !> home and hold -fjalte '·Richard- gladly go .to the canyon any time g son's hard hamf instead of a ·t· she could only see Prof. Pe* *g 1 f f · g The Up-to-Date Merchant; · for so t air on'e~· • • tcrson hold second base again. ; It has •,leaked-outr accidentally A FAULTY IDEAL w ~ that -a new t'ea~r ~•n,:.entomoltConttnued ,_!rorn page oneJ . g --------------g ogy has been added to the facul---g and Lines _of Up-to-Date . Wear g ty. Leecliafen whispered in the has .been acquiring . the artifi- * Parisiana Corsets are Guaranteed to hold their good shape and g r,ink or ·>sunl,mr.ned . earfi'"Of the cial ear mark-a deg.ree--of ed- g Style, If the stays should break or the fabric spilt within a rea....!> lady occupants -.:·of his · buggy ·ucation, which m_ay mean some !> onable length of time, the customer will · · receive a new conet <J ~ without charge . g. thing or, nothirig, . depending on w the price paid in hard and earn - 2i************** ************* *****,:,~QQ,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,,:,«***<r*** ' est or lazy listless eort? Isn't ca---------------=--==--,~:._:._:._:._:._:._:._:_:._:._:._:._:._:._: it true that too much emphasis he feel the call to master or is laid upon the key that opens the .world .to the young gradu- does mastery require too much ate and ·not enough upon the effort? Does he put off till to- \Vhen we Sell you a Plano, no article- ~hat is being capped and ~orrow what should be done to- matter w;hat grade, it ls the Best gowned ·and-turned out officially day and nnds that tomorrow that Money Can Buy, at the Pr lee. stamped? · Isn't the premium never comes. VICTROLAS, VICTOR RECORDtl placed. upon the stamp instead ·' Whatever his thought, he SHEET MUSIC AND BAGS of the man ·.who bears it? keeps on toward the coveted The stude'llt doesn't say "I goal - graduation, forgetting must know ·so much .to .gradu- that the world wants . men who ate," but "I ·must have so many kn.ow and do things. "God wont 3~ ~OUTl!~ STREE1: , ·credits.". He · knows he must look you over for your degrees WHERE THE CAR 'STOPS .pass off· one hundred · twenty dnd diplomas," says Elbert hours of college · work. He Hubbard, "but for your scars.'' know,~ also that ·. credit spells dub in putting on the plays. THREE ONE-ACT ,PLAYS graduation and not . knowledge The plays were chosen' and ' or increa .sed power to serve. It IMPERIAL-- ,. 11re being · directed by Miss is presupposed that if he passes (Continued from page one) $3.90SHOES, the coqrse he will know it, but sented at the U. A. C. this Huntsman of the English Dedoes he? Does he work-witl) the spring by the Periwig club and partment : · The eveni'llg promisideal of fitting himself for bet- were pronounced "excellent"es to be one of rare enjoyment. ' HA'RVARD ter service or of passing the Messrs. Parley Hatch, Andrew next exam? Does he feel that Nelson, Theodore Johnson and The College Library is the place. $3.50 and $4.00 ·SH.OES he owes his study his best effort T. W. Thornton of the summer Half past eight is the time. or ·ust enough to survive? Does school contingent will assist the Tuesday, July 13th, is the date. J,;CHOES FROM THE CANYON TRIP
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