SENIOR CLASS ISSUE
@,tuhrut1£ifr l'ublishctl \'OLUME
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Weekly
LOGAN,
by the Students
UTAH, FRIDAY,
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J1,n · 14, JOJ;;.
NUMBER
32.
SENIOR CLASS MEMBERS Bottom Row, (left to right) : JACK FINLEY VEDA COOPER VERN THORPE CHRISTINE CLAYTON ROSINA SKIDMORE HORTENSE HANSEN LILLIAN ELDER EMMA MOURITZEN DA VE SARGENT ALICE MORRISON NELLIE BARKER ARCH EGBERT ORBA ELLSWORTH ED. MORRIS Third Row (left to right) : HEDVIG BENSON SHIRLEY DANIELS LEONARD DAVIDSON "IKE" TUTTLE ETELKA WHITE ALONZO BARRETT Second Row (left to right) : FLOYD KNUDSON LEROY TANNER EFFIE WEBB ED. SMITH -R. V. HUFFAKER OTHELIA PETERSON R. D. MERRILL INE ZMAUGHAN EARL JONES STEPHEN PARRY LAVINIA MAUGHAN DAVE SMITH LOTTIE KUNZ STEW ART HORSLEY ANNETTE GOODWIN
FRANK THATCHER Fourth Row (right to left) : C. E. COTTER ,TESSE ROBINSON ELI LEE KAR L WOOD ALBERT SELLS ,T. P. BENSON LARSEN Other Members: GEORGE BARRON NEBURN BATT A. L. COOK C.H. FORBES FRED HODDAP RUPERT MORRIL ETTA NELSON
D. F. OLSEN BARBARA PACE ,JOHN PENDLETON ROSS ROWE E . F. STEW ART D. A. SWENSON A. J. TAYLOR J. L. JONES 0. H. NELSON DAVY PACKARD W. E. NEILSEN LEONARD NUTTALL HUGH WILLIAMS HETTIE WHITE GLENN ALLEMAN LAVINA RICHARDSON ETHEL CUTLER J. F. SMITH FAY LEE
CONFERENCE ADJOURNS FOR THE STA TE TRACK MEET
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RITERSAYS INITIAL Stationery_ give• a d istinc tive lndlvlduallt1 to your corres ponde nce. We are featuring a ha ndBome package ot fine q u ality
pape r a nd
envelope■ .
Eac h sh eet hae your initial atamped In go ld .
It wil l give us plea su re to ahow We are 1tae
yo u tli! s pac k age .
Uone rs tor partic ul ar people .
Riter Brothers Drug Co . THE REXALL
STORE .
If you buy your OUR NEW CHAP~L ALUMNI · [ time pranks and games, and --. help in some new ones. . Remember that Stu~ent ~1fe j Would you enjoy living the old 1s yom: paper; . that 1t pnnts days in lantern slides? Can you Alumm news, m which your still give a college yell ? Can you name appears from time to time . rnggest a plan to make the U. It is here your good fortunes, or A. C. more efficient? Would you misfortunes are discussed , and like to see the schoo l now that mention made of marriage~, it has grown larger? Do you owe births, and deaths and a multi- the school anything for your sue tude of o~her ite:ns of interest, cess? If you have ceased to enall of which goes to show th~t joy meeting old fr iends, don't the paper of your Alma Mater 1s co:ne · but if you can be younger watching _your doings, day by for a' few days, here's your day, and 1s always ready to chance. Opport unities for all of speak a kind word for you, and these and a tho usand othe r in case o~ fortune, to rejoice with things are offered in the Quar you, or 111 misfortune , to offer ter-centenia l Reun ion of the condolence. _Now, in return, it Utah Agricu lt ura l College Alumasks somethmg of you, and that ni Association June 4 to 8 1915. is that you prepare to be in LoThere will 'be meet ings of gan from June 4th to 8th, 1915 classes and of the association. in order that you may take part You can meet personally any in the big celebration of your one present. Read the pro Alma Mater's twenty fifth birth - gram, gather in your sheke ls, clay. * * * take the companion of yo ur choice, and betake yourse lf to TO MEMBERS OF ALUMNI Logan. Th ings may happen be ASSOCIATION fore another twenty-five years have passed. Come while yo u Since the day you parted with may. Our slogan is, "Lest we your clas smates, you have en- forget ." joyed :neeting them anywhere, P lease let us know when and ;;ny time, and in any condition. Would you like to see them all where to expect you. Sincere ly yours, this spring? They would like to W. D. BEERS, '99 . see you. They want to shake GEO. STEWART, '13. hand s with you, talk over old EDGAR BROSSARD, '11 BYRON ALDER, '12. JOHN SHARP, '14. ART DEALERS Co:nmittee .
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Hcnclqunrters for the Famous BAUER, SCHILLER AND POOLE PIANOS. VICTROLAS nnd RECORDS Our Specialty Evcl'ythin_a: Known in SHEET MUSIC
The Thatcher Music Company 3 9 South Main Street LOGAN, UTAH.
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TO CLASS OF 1913 Of course you have not forgotten our class reunion this year. The Alumni Quarter-centennial has set aside Saturday evening, June 5th for class meetings and parties. We have decide-d to hold our reunion in the Woman s' Gymnasium at ll o'clock. To this you and your partner are invited. There you
will be reminded of many inci dents of schoo l days and will :neet your college chums. ')'hen there is the whole Alumn i. You will meet old friends on every I hand. Come up a nd renew your spirits wit h socia l and fr iendly. meet ings, with college yells and songs; and with sweet memories. Hoping to see you soon, we extend to you our kind -rega r ds. Sincere ly, HEBER BENNION, DE LLA MORRE LL, GEORGE STEWART.
Furniture, Carpets And Rugs at
Spande ruroiture Co. It's sure to be right Special inducements to Students.
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DO YOUR BANKING MTR
FirstNational Bank LOGAN, U'l'AB.
Under Un ited St at es Government Supervte ton .
We wish to call atten ti on to the editoria l "Have Patience" which appeared in t h e "Chem - Membe r F edera l Reserve Bank . H. E. CR OCK E TT idry Club" issue of Student Life Cashi er of Apr il 30 . It appears that the spirit in which the artic le was ,______________ _ written was misinterpreted by some. The wr iter did not inte nd that any one sho uld take offense at what was said and begs to off er an apo logy. ----For----We rea lize that the present Governor has been a very good Fine Candies. Ice friend to the Institut ion and t h at we sh all·not soon get a betCream, Sherbetts ter friend. -----And----We st ill wish, however, to call attent ion to the fact t hat t h e GOOD SERVICE Elation steps are in a deplorab le condition and as such are a dis- '-------------grace to t he Institution. (Signed) J. P. BENSON, ::Jh Gent ': h; :C,".; Associate Editor of "Chem isARIMO TONSORIAL PARWR try Club Issue." J. A. Dowd le, Pro pr iet or
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The 1915 Buzzer. Price $2.50. One Senior has already paid iii fu ll for three copies and says he may take more if there are any extras. ----
Ladles'
Massage Given Specia l Attention 176 North Ma in , Log an, Uta h
IDJac k an <l JillWent hunting flowers T h ey sto pp ed When they found ours.
Cowley has .ioined the relief society. He felt it his duty to Cache Valley Floral Co. relieve Howard of Lou. Peop le We deliver. Phone 378 w. are beginning to wonder .wheth102 No r th 9t h Eut er he is a Sig Alf or a Sorosis.t ;___ ...;..:. ________ _
STUDENT LIFE.
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THE AGRICULTURAL cu ;n Passing on over the mountain ,fr TAKE S ANNUAL TRIP. and down through Fielding, the party stopped at Hansen's farm Following the custom of the Lunches were eaten on the lawn, past few years, the Agricultural and were supplimented with ice Club last Monday tqok it, annual cream and cake fr om the kitchtrip to acquaint itself with the en of Mrs . Hansen. In the meantime Mr. Hansen explained to Putty, Sand and White Ttopped Lac e and agricultural conditions and re- the club the workings of the I Button Boots ____________________ .... ______ ........... $2.85 to $5.00 sources in Cache and neighbor- Bear River MutuaJ Fire InsurStrap Slippers, Pumps and Colonials at.__________ _________ ______________________ _______________ ____ $2.25 to $5.00 ing valleys. This year forty-one ance. He is a firm advocate of made the trip, including Drs. community cooperation, and it Ball, Harris and Hill, profes sor was due largely to hi s efforts OWe On 0. John T. Caine III and George that the insurance organization Stewart, although the latter due was perfected and put into sue- ' We Give S. & H. Stamps to mis (s) understanding failed cessfu l operation. On his farm of to get further than Hansen's 180 acres, Mr. Hansen special- , "=========================§" farm . The route took in Smith - izes in the breeding of registert;=================== ==== =~ field, Newton, Fielding, Garland, ed Percheron horses and Ram- .., Tremonton, Dewey and Collins- bouillet sheep, being especia lly i BA 'l'H noted for his type of the latter . THE MODER BARBER SHOP ton. It was here that George StewThe seven automobi les Jeft We Shall Appreciate Your Trade Logan at 9 :30 a. m. for Smith- art lost all interest in the obser13 WEST CEN TER CARLISLE & GUDMUNDSON field a twenty minute stop was vations of the club and became · mad e here to look over a pure so engrossed in the features of 1 bred Percheron and a Shire. the hou sehold, or rather of one Both were scored by professor of its 9ccupants that he mis sed The Right Prices The Right Goods Caine for the benefit of the Club. the car . Th is is a probable ex- . Then ce they proceeded to New- olanation only. H may be that I ton where also a number of hor- Mr. Stewart deliberately watchses were scored. Newton boasts ed through some keyhole , as the : jnstly of three splendid types of cars cleared the yard, and perARIMo' BLOCK, LOGAN draft horses, a Shire, Percheron haps shouted for joy when they disappeared from sight. '-;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~ and Belgian. In the departure However the party proceeded from Newton, the big college Cadillac seemed to "lack the to Tremonton. Notable features [/illilll~~ o ~rcreU:irte1alllllllo lfirllll~R lr llllillltfure § cad" for it was only after re- sJong the road were the large peate d trial s and much coaxing commercial beet seed field just MADE PERFECT BY accompanied by the silent exhi- opposit e' the sugar factory and bitions of temper on the part of the well kept orchard south and 129 N Main St. Mr. Pull ey, that it finally got the west of Gar land. Acording to cour age to start . When it was Dr. Ball , th is orchard is one of ~~~~~~~~~~~::=~=,::~~~~~===~=~~~ finally in motion , however, that the best in this part of the state _ Yo u a r e Sure to Please Your Lndy, if you Present Her with a Boquet of Cu t 1•1owe 1·s from smilele ss, silent , mechanical, At Tremonton the club visited chauff eur , hurried right along the Farmers' Cash Union anothTHE MARVOLD FLORAL COMPANY without decreasing speed for er cooperative enterprise that is . Dealers in all l(inds of Cut Flow e rs, Plants, Seeds and Bulbs. such unimpor tant consi deration s very successfu l in that section. 124 North M.ain. Free D e1iv cry . Phone 711 as chucks and sharp turns, es- The drained area west of Tre SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS pecially the latt er. There were monton was visted as far west times when his passengers ex- as Salt Creek. No· stops were made between perienced peculiar sensations A Present That Will Please----Your Protrait such as those which stimulate a Tr emonton and Logan except to We have the Style and Mountings you Want at the Prices yo u contraction of the scalp mu scles feed and mend flat and puncturWant t <> P ay. Our Stock Is the Last Word in the resulting a change of position of ed tires. The "mileometers" r egLatest. Let Us Show You. the hair from prone to upri ght. istered about seventy miles and the time pieces about nine hours. THE LOVELAND STUDIO
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The Home Economics club, chaperoned by Miss Saunders , took its annua l trip up the canyon Monday. All who didn't get We have the negatives for last At last we have a razor good enough to year's Buz zer. Let us make up at four o'clock were left besome duplicate pictures for you hind to the great comfor t of the Guarantee for Life rest who otherwise might not from them. ha ve had enough to eat, for the Did you get a group photo of large bundles of sandw iches and your fraternity? big freezer of ice crea m disaPpear ed rapidly. A slight rain had fallen during night making the canyon damp and cold and everybo dy got out of the wagan with the Sizes and shapes to fit any face and adapted to any beard. (I OUR STOCK OF FUR- covers of -her mouth turning CI NIT URE, CARPETS, down. Cache Valfey Drug Co., 79 N. Main, Logan. Hedvig as hostess, produced (I STOVES AND RANGES (I ARE ALWAYS COM- a large key and soon they were all inside a cozy littl e bungalow their fancy. Lillian and some (;yril and Hope certain!" en(I PLETE. aro und a nice little stove (corn' ers up) cooking hot dogs, eggs, othe rs got ducked,nohody knows joy wa lking alone-- tog ether potatoes, etc., for breakfast. what for unless it was because that is they left the crowd in After breakfast (which was they weren't up and doing. Wellsville canyon and "hiked it" last served at 9 :30 and gone Soon after lun ch, which lasted to Brigham. At least we supFurniture Carpet atcomplete ly at 9 :35) the gir ls : a couple of hours , they started spent the rest of the day sleep-1'for home where they appeared pose they arrived there safely C O M P A N Y ing, eat ing candy, gambli ng , tired and red faced at the con- though they haven't been heard from since . swinging or whatever pleased cert.
TorgesonStudio
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the pursuit of running expenses. to secure these rights, the Agricultural CoUege fathers and mothers with enlarged financial capabilities, chimes of splendid intonation, . scholastic pedigree, educational bank account, certain opportunities and institutions are established among men. Prudence, indeed, will dictat e that scholastic careers long established shou ld not be abbreviated for light and tra nsient causes; accordingly, all exper ience _hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer the loss of sleep and impaired appet ite while such inconveniences are sufferab le, than to go back on the farm for the mere sake of gratifying appetite. But when a long train of sad exper iences, nightly eseapades, frat parties, blasted hopes, unrequited l9ves, leading inva ri ab ly to social bankruptcy, evinces a design · to deplete the cash register, it is their r ight, it is their duty to release the strang le hold they have had on "dad's" purse strings, and to provide new ways for raising the wherewithal for future security.
~ tubent 1LtftThat Utah
Published weekly by the Students oc utah Agricultural College .
Entered
as
second-class
matter
September
19, 1908, at the postofflce
at Logan.
Utah,
under
the Act
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March, 1879." College Delivery is made from Student LHe Office, Room 276 · Printed by Earl & Eugland Publishing Co . Logan, Utah . -~--S-'l'_A_P_J
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President of the SeventyJack Finley. Presiding PatriarchLeon·ard David son. Church Historian Inez Maughan. Geneological Clerk-Lottie H. Kunz. CI erk-Vennie Tithing Maughan. Sexton-G. D. Casto. Artic le of Faith-We believ e in baptism for the commission of sins. STUDENT BODY OJ< ']<'l(JERS. J . Howard Maughan, ....... President Gladys Christensen, _ Vice President
Goldie
Faux, ....... __ ... Secretary A. c. Carrington, A . J. Taylor, . . 6f1ra ~~~~~~'.::::~x.ecit~;~a~~m;';;~:: J. F. woolley, ...... Football Manager Grover Lewis, .... Basketball Manager
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Here
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every man fu.11credit for- the posses. sion of good business ;udgment. we know that a low price without high quality offers no inducement to purchase and that to make claims in our advertisement that are not substantiated by our merchandise is rank f o11y.
KUPPENHEIMER
CLOTHES
for'm the "baclc bone" of this store's fine stoclc. Any impa1rtial expert will tell you that they are the finest clothes made by anyone. You positively cannot get them any place but here At our "g1·eate1·value ·t:rices" they're truly economical.
HOWELL
BROTHERS
Logan's Foremost Clothiers
SERVICE
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Such ha s been the patient sufIferance of these seniors, and such_is the necess ity whi~h con-
slra ms them to alter their postoffice addresses. t~':;,,~r~u~~; :~~~~=~ The histor~ of _the present 1 Julius B. Bea rnson, .... Debatiug Mgr . sen10r class 1s a history of reG. L. Barron, Socials and Th eatr ic a ls peated injuries and usurpations, .Tobn Sharp, .................. Cheer Leader a ll having in direct object the development of mentality, sand, and adipose tissue. To prove this let facts be submitted to an incredulous world. We have been sneered at, chag rined ; mortified and terribly embarrassed in our freshmen year. the class of nineteen hundred ,-----------·We have been rebuffed, ca- fifteen, in solemn cap-and-gown joled, footbaUed and "taken in" attitude assemb led, appealing to as sophomores . the peop le of the State of Utah Klassy Kollege We have been "puffed up," for the rectitude of our inten 2 Vol u m e x nr. Number a . sat on, hoodwinked and junior - tions and to the fac ulty of the ~' .. iduy, May 14-, l9J3. ed. Klothes U.A.C . for our inte Uectual quali , . We have been white-washed, fications, do, in t he name and by We are ma k ing o ur way by se lli ng nECbARATION 01•'. SCHOLASTIC I hlack-balled flunked and ponyyo u the best TAILOR-MADE the aut hority of the scholars hip a t rea d y ma de prices . INDEPENDENCE ' Iridden in e~aminations, committee, prom ises to us giv- CLOTHES Have some individ uali t y about ---We have been "shadowed" en, solemn ly pub lish and de- you and loo k lik e a ma n , Gl·v.e By OEOR<m n. CASTO ''leaned" and "emaciated" ~t dare that these seniors ar e, an d us a cha nce. When in the course of human the boarding house. of right ought to be free and STIEFEL HARRISON events, it becomes necessary for We have been wined and independent graduates . St. John's Club , Lo ga n . one class of students to dis- dined and feted. And, for the support of t his We have been "broken" and declaration, with a firm reliance ~------------------------solve the educational bonds "lamed" and cauliflowered. on the promises and assurance which have connected them We have been "circused" and and power and protection of the with another or other classes, "cap -and-gowned" and "kodak- Supreme Faculty, we mutuaUy Who 's Your Tailor and to assume among the pow- ed." We have been dipped, pledge our gratitude, our loyalers of the earth the separate and plunged, and immersed. ty, our best endeavors, and our equa l station to which the law s We have been "quartered" unsullied integrity. of mental growth and inteUec- and "drawn" and "dried" in the tual elbow grease entitle them, furnace of monetary exigencies. They say it is done in two 36 West lat . Nor t h a decent respect for the opinions We have been honored with colors . of the faculty and under-clas s- graduation, sheep-skinned by men requires that they shou Id the honorable faculty, loaded declare the causes which impel with recommendations, and WILLIAM CURR E LL them to this separation. primed for the batt le of life in Landis Shoe Shop We hold these truths to be in- lhe severa l communities of this c. TROTMAN, Prop. (The Rexall Transfer Man) Calls Answe r ed Promptly. controvertible :-That aU sen- great commonwealth to which SHOES ELECT R ICALLY RF~ Phone 12-" The nexaIJ Sto r e" ions are created intentionally; we sha U soon return. PA mEn wmr,FJ YOU WA TT . Phone •66 W-Resldence .• that they are endowed by their \l\le have come, we have seen, North, Ist west 40 Prices Reasonab le. Creator with certain propensi- we have conquered, an·d, above FREE DELIVERY LOGAN, UTAH. ties; that among these are col- all, we have been disillusioned. I\ J ~ Jege life, financial liberty, and We, therefore, the Seniors of '--------- -
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SS-Social. EE-Epiplepsy. NN-Noble. II-Insanity. OO-0bedient. RR-Retched.* *The best writers, (Seniors), spell the word this way, therefore wretchecl is fast becoming obsolete. By the law of Mendelian crosses the Seniors of 1915 are composed of the following individuals. The causes for such complications have been scientifically and eugenically traced by the best authorities to their fundamental source and are herewith recorded: Ca u se
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social socialist. Lieutenant Santschi ES-Ope epileptic socialist. Dr. Thomas NS-One noble socialist. Prof. Hendricks IS-One insane socialist. Titus' pre-exam OS-One obedient socialist. Prexy questions RS-One wretched socialist. Coburn EE-One epileptical epileptic. Senior class meetings SE-One social epileptic. Band NE-One noble epileptic. Senior constitution IE-One insane epileptic. Domestic Science OE-One obedient epHeptic. Fussy RE-One wretched epileptic. Fear of white trousers NN-One noble noble. Alice SN-One social noble. Miss Allen EN-One - epileptic noble. Senior circus IN-One insane noble. The "small" A pin ON-One obedient noble. Compulsory chapel RN-One wretched noble. "A" Day work II-One insanely insane. Defending the chimes SI-One socially insane. Chimes EI--One epileptically insane. Hearing the chimes NI-One nobly insane. Chimes O1-One obediently insane. Chimes
Cheap Hardware is not cheap, but "High." The best Hardware is not "High" but cheap. We sell the best.
wretchedly insane. Paying for the chimes
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OO-One obediently obedient. SO-One socially obedient. EO-One epileptically obedient. NO-One nobly obedient. IO-One insanely obedient. RO-One wretchedly obedient. i ' ir st College
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RR-One wretched wretch. SR-One social wretch. ER-One epileptic wretch. NR-One noble wretch. IR-One insane wretch. OR-One obedient wretch. The remainder of the class are hybrids. They are obedient, noble and social characters carrying epilepsy, insanity, and wretchedness in their blood. Family names to these above characters are duly filed in the State office of Eugenics, Titus' office.
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Suits SOPHOMORE in jTHATCHER SPECIAL BOS'EONIAN SHOES Ui\'fES-STREET SHIRTS
THATCHER CLOTHING CO.
NEW STAND JUST NORTH OF CITY DRUG CO.
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COMMERCIAL CLUB Elects Officers Last Friday the annual elction of the Commercial Club was held in the club rooms. The followini were elected: President, Joseph S. Quinney. Vice Pres., William Doutre. Sec'y. Treas., Langton Br,rber. Publicity Committee: Dave A. Freedman, Chairman, Moses F. Cowley, J. E. Sjostrom. The elction was followed uy a discussion of organizing a siste r commercial club of the wo:nen registered in the department of commerce .
SAPARA TORS are by far the most economical EAL economy is never shortsighted . It never confuses PRICE with VALUE. PRICE is what you pay fer an article. VALUE depends upon the amount a;nd quality of service the article gives you. You get by far the greatest actual value for your -money when you buy a De Laval-'BECAUSE a De Laval will give you much better and longer SERVICE than any other cream separator.
De Laval is the most economical cream separator to buy; and when you also take into · consideration its cleaner Rkimming, easier running, greater capacity and less cost for repairs, the price of tl:ie "cheapest" machine on the market is most exorbitant compared witl1 that of the · De Laval.
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THE 1915 BUZZER WILL APPEAR NEXT WEEK
Ju st one more week and the suspense will be over. One week more and you will know whether And there is no reason why you should let its FIRST or not the Buzzer is "all buzi COST stand in the way either, . and no honey."Some people have I because the De Laval may be. passed remarks significant of nurchased on such liberal doubt as to whether the '15 Buzterm s that it will actually pay zer would measure up to the for itself out of its own savFrom the standpoint of its expectation of the students. greater durability alone the ings. They have inferred that perhaps A ne Laval catalog to be had f01• the asking tells mo1•e fully wh:,.• the the members of the Buzzer staff ))e Laval is the most eco nomical ·cream SCJ)tU'1!t01 ·, m· the neat•est: lo• are more talk than anything else cal De Ltn"al tlbr<ellt will be glacl to exp lain tlus nn<l many other• It is not our purpose here to (loint s of- De Laval supet•iority. ll' you clon't_know th e nea.·est locnl beg for lenient criticis:n of our agent, s imply w1•ite the n ea r est nc La.val mam office as below. book nor do we wish to attempt to prove the absurdity of the The DE LAVAL SEPARATOR COMPANY inferrences stated above. We 165 Broadway, New Yoi·k. 29 E. i\Iadiso n St., Chicago, merely ask that you keep your 50,000 BRANCHES AND LOCAL AGENr.rns THE WORLD O\'ER eyes open and your purses closed for a few more days. Then if you are observant and if you have managed to save enough jitneys to pay for your copy, you will be permitted to judge for yourself the quality of the 1915 Bu~zer. THE STAFF.
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Dr. Thomas and Dr. Greaves forgot a recent invitation to a • l~n~heon served in the college dmmg room. We hate to make !trouble for our Profs, but we 1
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explained to the flock that the · only reason that there wasn't a )IINl!'l'ES 01' WAGON NO. 5 lake of fire and brimstone was Special attention . Given to the that the phosphorus was mbsScientific Fitting of Glasses M•·· ~Ian from \Vellsville, P,·esiding, jng although the smell of it was Wnllace )rc :\lister, Conducting still there. The J1jxe1•ciscs. The animal life of the locality was carefully studied . This The wagon was beautifully consisted of brachiopods, undeeorated with boards and I known snakes, trilobites and Practice Limited to Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. patchwork quilts artistically ar- 1wood-ticks. Etelka tried to OFFICE IN ARIMO BLOCK. ranged around the edge of the i step on the snake and Ann Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m., 2 to 6 p. m. wagon box. The members of ; amused herself by collecting the Geology II class sat around · wood ticks from her woolly like the knights of the Round I shirt. (They evidently thought Table arranged in a square. Ighe was a dear little lamb.) Meeting commenced by sing- j Water was not found aling, ''.Heav~n P:otect the though one of the boys' was YOU WILL SAVE MONEY BY BUYING YOUR SCHOOL SUPPLIES Workmg _G1d. Chorister_ Andy , searching diligently for the AND STATIONERY AT led the smgmg accompanied h,Y· fountain of eternal youth. the mei:nory of John Sharp s When the professor said that WILKINSON'S mandolin. the rocks grew young as one The next number on the pro- went east, he urged the profesTHEY ALWAYS HAVE WHAT YOU WANT. Across the Street from Post Office. gram was a solo by Louise and 8 or to tell him how far Lowry, "Two Heads Without a east he could go and still Single Thought."_ get younger. The lack of When the audience had re- water was nowhere so tantaliz- names to the same kind gentleceived al_!they could stand, Shir- ing as at the point where the man. It will be an excellent ley Daniels gave a demonstra- coral cups were found in mock- occasion for like-minded people t.ion entitled "Don't Kill the Lit- ! 111gprofuson. to sit together and enjoy a social tie Rats." On the hundredth The Benedicts ate lunch in an even ing, for talk will flow right shot he made a mistake and hit <'Xclusive group. (Misery lik es on during the singing and dancone. company.) ing. It is hoped that the evBob, the famous dog Tangoer, Wagon No. 5 Reassembled ening will be so joyous and en- combined makes clear the reason · chased his tail in a madly Roll call showed the absence joyable that it may become a why SPALDINO S are outfitters to whose Implements whirling dance which thrilled of two members, Breta and year ly substitute for the stiff champions, must be invariably right. his audience and set their heads Grover. When last seen they unsatisfying faculty reception. Write for a Free Illustrated swi mming with dizziness. were strolling along together on A beer garden evening with no Catalogue. objectionable features should The meeting continued by a I the road to Paradise. A, .G SPALDING & BROS. 27 E. 2nd S. St., Salt Lake, Utah song from Wallace McAlister, Dainty refreshments in the me~ a good time. HaJrvard "That Little Black Mustache." form of left-over cake and sand- i 8 discussing smokeless smokers and we wish to institute a beer- ,-----::;:;::::;;;:;;;;::-----1 This was particularly touching. 1 wiches were devoured. Palmer then gave a learned' Vorhees was elected official of less beer-night. discussion on faults, ( other the return trip. It was voted Eel beat the drum people's of course), but having that at his call every one was to An' 'e chewed 'is gum told one girl that his home was put his head as near the bottom An' the more he beat in Missouri and another that he of the wagon box as possible. The faster ·he ea/ came from Texas, and still an- Result-much amusement for Cuarantttd by Ta ywm Till 'is jaw give out other that he was a Catholic, he the wagon behind, and a few Mia. Co.undttfood andr...7., Without any doubt tut1 act.June 30, 1906NX: naturally was not greatly cred- more eyes saved for future reS.ri,I N~ 21601. ,'/" An' the band wulcln't play ~ ited; consequently no reputa- ference. ~ bPIICE2!5~t> Any more that clay. tions were smas hed . Meeting closed by singing, Alice then favored the com- "If the Way be Full of Willows, !t... 4i..::~•., ..!:., pany by singing in a most heart- Dodge Them All." Be sure to have your dollar rending accent, "E li, Where Art These notes were compiled and a half with you when you Sold by g 10d r\rugglsts everywhere 'fhou ?" from the Records of Miss come for your Buzzer. At this point the driver be- Gladys Christensen, who was During exam. the other day I SOOIETY came worried and asked Loui se secretary of Wagon No. 5. Kappel was heard to remark, and Mac to quit spooning as CLUB disgustedly to himself, "Oh dear, FRATERNITY they were making t he wagon ' THE COLLEGE IWM~ffiRS I had a fleeting thought-but it pull too heavy up hill. Mac was · 'I'he first shot in the anniver- flit." very indignant and declared that he was merely trying to rnry festivities will be fired on Orba was looking at a picture give the rest of the company les- the evening of June fourth when sons on high clas s queening, but the facu lty offers to the st ud- of the gold dust twins when ALWAYS IN THE filGHES'l' some one asked "which is you?" alumni a Breta wouldn't profit at all by ents and resident STYLE OF THE ART being shown; she refused to cabaret show in the gymnasium Orba shook her head, ·puzzled, move up any nearer to the which will be known by the as she said, "I don't know." classical name of Kommers (acfront. The caps and gowns were Wagon No. 5 adjourned at cent on the last syllab le.) The Promptness Our Hobby deparatmental session and con - gymnasium will be filled with seen on a dray in Ogden last week but, like t he ghosts of old, tab les around which the studtinued the meeting as a conjoint A few extra books have been ents will sit and tickle their pal- they seem to have vanished into session with the other camps. ordered so if you like it well enMinutes of Conjoi nt Ses~ion Later report-Just ates with "soft" drinks while a thin air. ough to want additional copies goes heard from. Chaperon Peterson conducted rnudeville entertainment you will have to come early. the party over what he calls on in the center with occasional level ground. (Inclination not dancing and mass sing ing and The baseball team was defeatSolomon's wisdom was due to more than 45 deg.) The road is 1he band all the time. The ed Friday by the University 10 known as the Trail of the Lone- tables will seat from three to to 4. The team was in poor con- the fact that he had seven hundred wives whom he consulted some Haystack. 1wenty and members of the dition owing to the loss of sev Many anti-climbs were noted, .•:uclent body, faculty or alumni era! players and the shifting of on all occasions.-Selected. particularly when they were ·, 11ho wish seats reserved may clo others into unfamiliar places. Naomi the dauirhter of Enoch taken over such steep ledges so by appl11ing to Prof. Arnold. But considering the outlook the that there was great danger of Also any freshmen who are team feel encouraged over the was five bundred and eighty years old when she married. one's being precipitated into the ·villing to help serve for an I outcome . McDonald on the Courage girls.-Selected. . Mississippian. The chaperon hour or two will hand in their j mound did very good work. FIELD
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Emma.-There isn't any danKirkham.-Oh ·child! Don't Do your best for the team toCall from below.-What'chu ger of grown people getting that take the name of the German rloin' morrow, st udents. It's your Alice? disease, crickets, is there? God in vain. Alice.-Oh, nothing, trying to tight too. write up Student Life. Hickman (in Pedagogy) .-If Kirkham announced the Slate La st Monday the Phi Kaps :ecord for the broad jump as it weren't for the Mormons and borrowed the Sig Alphs lawn The latest name to be added 22½ inches. He didn't "stand negroes the United States would to the list of graduates is that mover to cut the Theta's lawn. soon be depopulated. corrected" either. of Howard Passey, aged four Finley (asking the blessing Ed Winters just returned days. Why not have the tennis up the canyon) .-Lord bless us schedule arranged so that two from the last business trip in Miss Kyle excused all Sen- and the rest of the victuals, class periods need not be broken the interest of the Buzzer. The iors her classes on (!ircus Amen. into whenever one wants to work is nearly completed and day infrom order that they might get Next Thursday the Home play? . the Buzzer will be out a week some pointers. Economics club will hold its last from today. meeting this year, and a good Zeek declares there hasn't Etta Nelson entertained the time is expected. been a bright thing said at the Louise and Mac surely enjoy house for the past month. Only those geology trips. They were Thetas at her home Tuesday evWilkinson was informed two more weeks left for a dis- on the road to Paradise, Tues- eni ng. Miss Johnson gave a of Miss proposed senior canyon play of brilliancy. Reform at day, and Prof. Peterson remark- reading and a very enjoyable trip the in order that she woul1!n't time was spent. ed that it would take a brighter once. stoek 'If> with superfl uous cookman than he to keep track of Girl (entering car) .-Is this ing materials for the lab<•ratorv Hedvig.-Did "Piggy" get them for very long. seat taken? work next day. However, slie that name because he rooted so (who had been sav- was warned not to mentio11 the much? Richard s.-There are lots of ingVorhees it for McAlister.-Why-er- : seen~ to any other member of Gummy.-Yes. Queer how fine fellows up with the Botany um-well-no. . j tJie i'aculty for fear the class these nicknames · fit. class, one in particular that all And the girl sat down. might g-et permission to go. Hedvig (sweetly) .-And did· the girls like. you get y,;iurs from being such Florence ( innocently ) . a sticker? WJ.io's that? Vorhees?
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The Misses Jessie and Emma "State Track Meet next Saturday. Tickets · 50c. Student Eccles returned to school this Body card s good," megaphoned week, after a pleasant trip to Ebenezer . But the most im- New York-and now instead of portant bit of information had a rest at home they find them been neglected and he was re- selves at sea. Jess' respect for Capital and Surplus $120,000.00 minded l'lf it by a disappointed those who can understand what youngster, squatted down by the Dr. Greaves is talking about We Solicit Accounts of the Faculty and) track. "Where do the kids come knows no bounds. in?" was the anxious query. Darley and another zealous ( Student Body, and shall be pleased to At the Home Economic s meet- worker intended to make the have our share of the College business ing a week ago officers were one trip do for both geology and'''--::::=-::-===============:;::=======~ elected as follows: farm management. They stay - ,Florence Dinsmore, president. ed with the former class until [Jei:1n)1'11e · Allie Rogers, vice president. they reached Hyrum on the reu Virginia England, secretary turn trip. Here the fellows left and treasurer. the car to reach the farm manMary Tanner, corresponding ~gement class in time for fina1 "Where only the best Is good enough." Launderers and Dry Cleaners ~ecre~ary. . . Iroll call. As the car went by we Suits Dry Cleaned and Steam Pressed $1.60. Join our Suit Pressing Emd Rosengren, librarian . caught sight of them swinging Club. We are here to serve you. Commandus. 3 Eli~a Jones,_ chairman mem- importantly up the street, ev- '-::P=h=o=n=e=•= =s=======Lo=g=a=n=·=u:ta=h= .=======U=E= ·=c=e=nt:..e.::::r bersh1p ~omm1ttee. . . f!ry mov:ement spelling bluff. I Josephme Taggart, chairman Ten miles farther on the aforeextensi~n committee. mid class boarded the car. We Bring Up Your Caddie Cook and Grettel Ow- looked in vain ---and Daren, executive committee. ! ley were not there.
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INVITATION TO throughout the land-and you U. A. C. ALUMNI will be proud of your association with it. The following letter, being Many have already written sent to members of the U. A. C. that they are coming. Alumni, is self-exp lanatory: The completed program wlll Dell,r Friend: be sent you shortly. This is the twenty-fifth year Cordially yours, of service of the Utah AgriculJOHN A. WIDTSOE, tural College. We are st ill too President. busy making history to spend Tentative program for Quar:nuch time reviewing the past, ter-centennial celebration of U. but we can not let the quarter- A. C. has just ben arranged and centennial slip by, without some is as follows: celebrati on. Therefore, June 4th Friday June 4th. to 8th, next, has been set aside 8 :00 p. :n.-Collcgc Komrners. for the quarter-centennia l festiSaturday June 5th. ties of the College. A good pro11 :00 a. m.-Historical Pa'l'JUCK ~IE•]T-U. o•' u.-u. al. c. held tomorrow, and the results gram, as indicated below, is be- geant. of the sheets seem to indicate ing prepared for the occasion. 12:20 p. m.-Lunch. Last Saturday the dual track that the meet will be a close one. The success of our celebra2 :00 p. m.-Historical Pameet between the U. of U. and tion will depend on the number geant Continued. U. A. C. .was held on our camThe following sheet prepared r,f our old friends who can find 8:00 p. m.-Clas s Reunion:;. pus. The final score being 531/t by a "fan" shows about the way time to return to Loo-an for a Sunday June f.th. to 66,½. the majority think the meet will few days to rejoice with us . Our 11 :00 a. m. - Bac~alaureale The meet was full of thrill s turn out. old students, graduates, faculty Sermon. and furnished plenty of excite U.A.q u.or u. B.Y.U.IB.Y.C members, trustees and all who 7 :00 p. m.-Sacred Concert. 1 00 yd. dash .. 5 1 4 0 0 have contributed to the building (Chimes.) ment to the spectators. The results. ~~!~ ::f ~ ~ g of the College, are heartily in- 8 :00 p. m.-Sacred Concert. High HurdlesVan Pelt, ss o yd. clash .. 5 3 1 o vited to be present. (College Chapel.) Monday, June 7th. Utah, won; Parry, utah, second. ~ g This is a special invitation to 10 :00 a. m.-Senior Program. Time, 16 3-5. I.ow Hurcll es.. O 4 5 0 vou to lay aside the cares of the 100-yard dash-Peter son, Ag- Hi g h Jump ..... o · 0 day, and to become again for a 2 :00 p. m.-Alumni Program. 4 3 gies, won; Haymond, Utah, sec- Broad Jump ... 1 o 5 3 brief period a member of the U. (College History.) . ond; Romney, Utah, third. Time Pol e Vault... .. 3 G 0 o A. C. family. It will be a happy 7 :30 p. m.-Alumni Program. 9 0 0 0 -10 seconds. Hamm er ....... reunion. The College has grown (College History.) 1 TueEday, June 8th. Mile run - • .. _,., Aggies won ~ 1'.'.':u ...·:.:::: :.::J g g to large proportions; its service Anderson, Al?;gies. second; Ber- He lay .............. 3 5 1 o to the state has been immense; 10 :00 a. m.-Commencement Exercises. · 46 ~ 3 ~~,\~i~~ir~~~;!ctaend ry 44~~i~;}~~~-:.I\~n~n!/tt;~: -Sg~;~;wAl 5 :00 p. m.-Alumni Banqt1et. 8 :00 p. m.-Alumni Ball. won; Teasdale, Utah ., second; TENNIS of its sister institutions Parmalee, Utah, third. Time, Last week was the biggest ~--------------------~----. ; 52 flat. week in Tenn-is that we have Everything a Diug Store Should Have Low Hurdles - Hopkins, ever had at the Agricultural \Utah, won; Collier, Utah,second. college. The weather was excelTime-27 seconds. lent durini? the matches and 220-ya rd dash - Haymo nd , large crowds witnessed the play123 North Main • Logan 1Utah, won; Peterson, Agg_ies, ing. The results in the doubles th ~~cond; Romney, . Utah, ird. were against the A. C. , in all Time-21_ 2-5 seconds. three matches, but Mr. Garring. Half-mile run-;-A nd erson, ~g- ton and Mr. Odell are to be com,gies,n "'.on; Robmson,. Agg!es,1•mended on their playing. Mr. ROAD SHOWS - VAUDEVILLE s~co d, ~ordham, Aggrns, th ird . Nelson won two out-of three con- Orchestra Second to None. Open Every Night. Time-2 -~6. tests in singles. Half mile relay-Van Leuven, FEATURE PHOTOPLAYS. Kapp le, Vorhees, Peterson, A.C. The results are as follows: MATINEES SATURDAYS AND HOLIDAYS. Hopkins, Romney, Collier, HayB. Y. C.-U. ~- C.-B. Y. C. mond. U. Won by U. of u. won t~ree sets m doubles. A. C. Time, 1.32 1-5. won smg les. Pole vault-Van Pelt, Utah, B. Y. U.-U. A. C.-B. Y: U. won; Dorton, Aggies; second; won doubles. u. A. C. won smg1Dorton, Utah, and Madsen, Ag- Jes. , gies, tied for third. Height-10 U. of U.-U. A. C.-U. of U. 1feet, 10 inches. won doubles. U. of U. won sinShot put-Snow, Aggies,won; gles. Twitchell, Aggies, second ;Smith THE MEET ,Utah, third. Distance-37 feet, 6 inches. If you can't run yourself, felBroad jumP-Kappel, Aggies, lows, get in and cheer your Are out. Have you received ,won; Van Pelt, Utah, second; heads off for those that can. one? McCarty. Utah. third. Distance We've a chance. Let's get the If not let us know and we'll be -?.O feet , 9½ inches. meet. For the past two years glad to furnish you with one. Discus throw-Snow, Aggies, the University has beaten us by You'll find it well worth havingW()n: Brokmeyer. Utah. second; only one or two points. This !':mith, Utah, third. Distanceyear they expect to lead again l.22 feet 2 inches. by only two. Our dope sheet High JumP-Van Pelt, Utah, tells a different story. We bewQn: Parry, Utah second; Reid, lieve we can make those two Utah, third. Height, 5 feet, 7 in. ourselves-and so win. It will Hammer throw-Snow, Ag- be a close, hard struggle, but gies, won; Jarvis. Aggies. sec- we can do it. The men have ond; Wilson. Aggies, third. Dis- been training constantly and are I tancc-133 feet, 6 inches. in good condition. Give them your support, Aggies, for they The dopesters have been busy are going to fight, fight, fight! . on the State track meet to be
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