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We ha ve many holidays in featuring a handsome package of fine quality paper and envelopes. ; this land, but th ere is none on Each bas your initial stampI which we celebrate our r eal na- ed !n sheet gold. 1tional religion, the Pursuit of Dollar. Thi s is a serious It will glve us pleasure to show I. the omission . For :nany yea r s now you t1 !s package. We are stationers for parti cular people. i ~II our most sac red thoughts Ihave been devoted to gettng dollars, first from th e earth and t hen from each other. Accord' ingly, we should appoint forma l ioccasio ns upon which to conduct I suitabl e ceremonies in honor therrnf. Choruses could render THE REXALL STORE inspi rin g fisca l hymn s. Mighty magn at es could appea.r before ~-------------. th e asse mbled multitude s a.nd If you buy your r eceive the hom age tha.t is their du e. Suita.b le sac rifices to the God of Profit s could be incorporate d into the ceremonies. Let us not be ashamed of our religion. Let us come boldly forth a.nd a.ccla im it before .all men.-Lif e. It's sure to be right COSMOS CORNER I Special inducements to Th e second regular meeting Students. of the Cosmos Club was h eld at· th e Sigma. Alpha hou se last Fri- ,--------------7 da y even ing . Besides the reguDO YOUR BANKING WITH Jar memb er s, Mr. A. C. Carrington the first memb er to be a.dmitted after the organizatio n of the club , and five facu lt y memLOGAN, UTAH. bers were pre sent. Under United States Government Mr. Casto gave a very interes ting sy nop sis of the Allies' Supervision. cause. In brief, h e mainta.ined Member Federal Reserve Bank. that the direct ca.u se of the war H. E. CROCKETT was the assassination of the Archduk e Franz Ferdinand of Cashier Austria., a.nd the refusal of Austri a. and Germany to submit the dispute to arbitration. Prof esso rs Brook s, Daines, Arnold and Lieutenant Santchi entered the discuss ion to the ----For----instruction and benefit of the members pre sent. Fine Candies, Ice The meeting was very interesting throughout and highly Cream, Sherbetts instructive. 1
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=================--low during his remaining school career . • If during this yea r he gets into the habit of wasting his time and devoting his energ ies to being a "swell" in place of a student, the chances ar e he will not change during hi s entire college cour se, and the best yea r s of his life will be practically wasted. If, on the other hand, he is studi ous and high minded wh ile a freshman, the other years of his college life will probably take care of themselves. In oth er words, it is durin g the fres hm an year that a college student shows whether he is going to be a man or a monkey. In many of the lead ing colleges, the imp ortance of the freshmaf\ work is recognized by the fact that the department heads are required to teach the freshman subjects whil e many of the advan ced courses are left to instructors. The stat ement is made that if the freshman year is well t aught , there need be no great worry about t he stu dents in later years. In the Utah Agricultural College, the freshman year s ha s not been so important in the past as it will be in the future, since many of the st udent s took prepartory work at the inst ituti on and were acq uainted
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with it s men and method s before ente ring college. Now that there is to be no more preparatory work , however, most of the stude nt s who come to the college for the fir st time will be in the freshman class. It is to be hop ed that they will, dur ing their freshman year, get the kind of start that will- make them an honor to the In stitution during later years. PUBLIC CRITICISM
The nian or woman of today, excep ting the hardened 'cr imina l who t ak es delight in the notoriety his imp erfect conduct brings him, winces under public critici sm and re sent s it. No man endowe d with the Godgive n instinct of self-pr eserva tion can sit passive and undi sturbed while another heralds his imp erfect ions to a crowd, among whom are found the wolves of societ y that prey upon the carrion of men's imperfection s. Ver y few people are immun e to th e resentment caused by the exultant gleam in the eye of the perso n who thinks he has discovered a fault in them. The eleme nt in man that says, "I am my brother' s equa l," could not be sa id to exist, if it accepted unch allenged, any sus picion to th e contrary. This r eason alone is sufficient to .iustify the lack of apprecia tion which the person feel s when hi s fau lts are exposed to the crowd. No bro a d minded person res~nts a iu st criticism properly J?iven. He welcomes it as a light thrown upon a condition that :nay be bettered. Truest friendship exists where criticism is most hone stly given. in a manner that carries no sting. Emer son defines a friend as
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SPRING FOOTBALL GOOD SERVICE About thirty men are out for spring football training under 6l Arch Egbert , a former star ~ Sponge Bath Shower Bath quart er-back of the Aggies. Ladles' and Gent 's Shoe Shine Thi s is a. st ep in th e right direc ARIMO TONSORIAL PARWR tion. Everyone that lik es foot J . A. Dowdle, Proprietor ba.11, now has a chance to get A. J. Bench out and lea rn th e game. Its Ladles ' Massage Given Speclal 10 fundamenta.l s are taught and North fogan, Utah exp lain ed, and the boys are fast acquainting them selves with its ;::e-_____________ ' requirem ent s. Next fall we can Jack an<l Jillbegin training with some knowWent hunting flowers ledge of the game which will Thcy~~~~J>~i;; round ours. greatly increa se our chances of developing a. winning t eam. The Cache Valley Floral Co. coach is to be commended for we deliv er . Phone 378 W. giving th e school thi s spring 702 North 9th East football training . :_ _ _.::..:.::-=..:.=;:.....:=-----
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A SOCIETY WOMAN A society woman is a fri ll. She perverts nature' ,q ways and disregards the dem&::ds of her womanhood to Hve in <1 money made world. Her name and social activities fill the society column s of the papers . She has nothing to do but add fresh laur els to her society reputation. All her gen ius and time are emp loyed in making larger and more brilliant her socia l conquests. If she does cha rit y work it is becau se society assumes the attitude of benevo lence as a means of distraction; then too, it is an excellent advertisement. A soeial life has it s demands. Th e society woman must sleep late in the morning to make up for la st night;_., late hours. She must have a dainty tea before she arises, to brace her for the physical ordea l of dressing. Her hair must be delicate ly arranged. Those flaxen cur ls imported from Paris need an art-
0 the1·e is a class at the A. C. U. Which stancls with wicle reib"°n, FOR '<f'<fl.'/J,_, , BURNS . CUTS, "~ no1tn, r/! CHAPPED HANDS. ~ ist' s attention. The coming Rearecl against the other class~- > C'-'> ETC . ~ --- ~ wrink les mu st be massaged men • "' · Guaranteed b>· Ta ysum ~ • .>./)Mfg. Co. under food 3nd ~ away, and the circu lation kept Looks she prouclly clown. ~<lr u;s act.Junc30.1906~ ~ S.,;,1 No. 2160 I. Af," in good condition to prevent ~~PRICE 25¢,!% pimp les. Her hand s must be Corne Fre shm en wise ancl learnecl, kept white and soft with the Come Junio1·s 1·aise a cheer, na ils polished and transparent . Come Seniors, bolcl ancl cruel, Sold by good •\ruggists everywhere Deceptive pads must be pro vidCome Sophies, we are here. ed for all defects in form. Her wardrobe must be filled with Come all ye college classes a' that, the latest innovations from We will compete wit h you, Ancl one may be as ye can see Paris and Vienna, and feathers That we are ·sure of victory To wear the wee green hat; from some African bird mu st You'll learn before we're Fo1· a' that , ancl a' that be had for her head decoration. through. The mincl's the thing for a' She must have an adequate sup· -,....that, ply of perfumes, powders, Y e see yon stuclent ca'cl a Soph rouge, and face lot ions from all Wha's poking fim ancl a' The brightest hicle in the neat insicle parts of the earth and then, : that? too, her dog compa nion must ,•That's bi,t his way o'showing Of a Fr eshman's wee green be bathed, combed, perfumed, off hat. and blanketed. He ivisclom has for a' that; For a' that ancl a' that May I print a kiss upon your The Fresh ie's hat is no longer His wistfi, ' look ancl a' that lips? a cap--, He knows it is clistinction' s A ncl she noclcleclher sweet This fact the Sophies all knew, mark permission. F01·getting in all their learning To wear the wee green hat . So he went to press ancl pricle A ncl I rathe1· guessThat a worm to a butterfly Then let us say there's many a H e printecl g, large eclition. grew . way to cover wort h ancl Ex.
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of student body affairs during ;,, the next school year . The election of our student Published Weekly by the Students body officers is worthy of more ol Utah Agrloultural College_ than passing notice . In the Entered as second-class matter heat of this week's campaign September 19, 1908, at the postoffice do not let the flashes of politievery man fu11 credit for the possesat Logan, Utab, under the Act 01 cal oratory or the smooth tonMarch, 1879." _ gue of the campaigners sway sion of good business judgment. we College Delivery is made from Stud- your better judgment. It should know that a low price without high ent LIie Office, Room 276._ be borne in mind that these ofPrinted by ficers are to be the representa quality offers no inducement to purEarl & England Publishing Co. tives of the WHOLE STUDchase and that to make claims in our Logan, Utah _ ENT BODY. STAFF: Personal feelings, des ires and advertisement that are not substantiaHEBER MEEKS ambitious of clubs, societ ies and ted by our merchandise is rank fo11y. Editor fraternities should be far re moved from elections. J. W. THORNTON This should be no hindrence form the "back bone" of this store's fine stock. Any impa1·LILLIAN WIGHT to a real live campaign. Why INA PORTER tial expert will tell yau that they are the finest clothes made STANLEY PARRY not' make this an opportunity by anyone. You pos.itively cannot get them any place but and a means of development for here At our "greater value 1:rices" they're truly econom.ical. Literary the students. Why not make it BRIGHAM JOHNSON an aro using politica l campaign. JESSE SP AFFORD It most certainly would be pracLA VOYLE PETERSON -- tical. For we march from this Activities Logan's Foremost Clothiers SUMNER HATCH drill into the rea l bat tl e of lif e. ENIDA RUFF The who le fabric of a St udent body organization is stre n- -------------------------, Locals, Et c., _ gt hened or weakened by the ' Class Officers officers ; therefore a wise selecHeber Morrell --------- President tion is important. Jess e.Spafford --- Vice President Chose a president with the S. Hatch ----------------_ Secretary qualities of lead ers hip. A man Richard Kapple -------- Treasurer to whom the students will ra lly Brig. Johnson ---- Athletic mgr. , and support . A man imbued G. E. Wiler ---------- Cheer Master ~ith the ideals of th is institu~ ' Xllf. NumbCI' 27. t10sn.h l j'f b . t t A -1 ,, 101 c oo .1 e ecomes rn eres l 1 1- 1 ' ' l ay, in·• ·' .,. _ ing and fascinating with a stro ng, active student body orGREETINGS gan ization. It is one of the strongest, magnetic forces of an To the student body the institution. It draws and holds Freshmen class extend its most the students . Next Friday at the poles hearty greetings. It was with a sense of gratitude that we strengthen the magnetic force took upon us the responsibility of this schol by electing the
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of putting out an issue of our school paper. You realize our handicap of inexperience. Our humble efforts are before you and with no other apologies we oeg leave to prese rit you with this issue ' of Student Life. On preparing this issue the staff has endeavored to make it as far as possible a genuine Freshman production. As we bzlievc a class issue should re present the ability, talent, and genius of that class. . Changes hav e been made m some departments with the hope of giving variety. We are especially proud of the article by Dr. ·Harris. If we remember corre<;tly, no arti cle of this nature by any faculty member has appeared this year in Student Life. We feel that a few more such articles woul cllend dignity and tone to our paper.
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behind him Will triwrnph £ind still pay the toll; Pate cannot defame him nor blind him , Nor Care crowd the size of his soul! L 1f t i excuse for self' e so~-:.:~v n,0
When living has lost all its savor, ,1 nd loving has lost a,ll its cha1·m, f,f hen Destiny frowns such disfavor N..o deeds you maJJ do can disa1·m; When c1·eecls yon hav.e leaned And Death is ashamed of the upon crumble, shirk, And earth's one-time smile is a So stick to the "straig ht a,nd the smirk , narrow"Don't let yourself totter or W i 1 titmbleor c. Wor/c! -Selected.
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Who's Your Tailor When yesteryea1·'s e1To1·s re- "J'wa.q Senior day at College turn to L /l.nd to make thing.q .seem just Vex you wit h ghosts of themselves, 11nd every last thing that ?JOUThe~·::ri!:e~ecl to dress in Ancl appear in all their might . ____________ _ yearn to Win out at •is shoved on the shelves; They did the best they could do, When lies stain JJom· mail in And the climax f01· to cap, WILLIAM CURREL~ THE DAY AT THE POLE!$ the mo1'1iing L They planned to borrow fine,•y, ' And nig ht hides untruth in its And wear the Freshie's hat. (The Rexall Trans!er Man) The student body has placed mur/c, Ca lls Answered Promptly. upon the ballots the names of Don't sob or cry outs take my J:ut the Freshman wei·e not Phone 12-"The llexall Store" some of our strongest students. wantingnapping • Phone 466 W-Resldence . Next F1·id~y your are to choos"' Wor/c! 1'hey made tfie vlan fall flat; Prices Reasonable. from these the ones in whose It's only Freshie's honored, LOGAN, UTAH. hands you wifi . place the reins Fo1· he who has man-stuff I Who wear the little green hat. e,
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choice between the yellow and green skull cap and a green hat with a yellow band. The Sophs of last year conA few weeks after this a neat ceived in their wisdom the idea green hat with a daint y, narrow of making the Freshmen wear yellow ribbon for a band, was ~' RIED IN THE FURNACls OF light o[ publicity [or a few short a green and yellow skull cap. worn by the Freshmen. No months or a few short years, competitio n and subjected to claiming to be "as good as" or the test of years of practical One is not surprised that the wonder the Sophs were green "cheaper'' than the De Lava l; but use on nearly 2,000,000 "farms Freshies did it if their spirit and with envy for the good looks the ir users have sooner or later the world over, the De Lava l enthusiasm of last year may • of the manly Freshmen were found them lacl<ing in some one has proved its overwhelming be judged by that of the pres- accentuated by the green hat. respect or another, and eve n superior ity to a ll other cr eam whe r e a few have seemingly ent Sophomores. We may say, Loud were the vociferations of separators. done well their users have come TWENTY YEARS AGO THERE however, that a few Freshmen the Sophomores . They demandto learn that the DeLava l was a we r e as many makes of factory resented the action of their su- ed the Freshmen to trim the stiJI better machine . as of faram sepa r ators, but for periors and it wasn't until a lit- rims of their hats and replace THE UNF .IT OR THE LESS FIT the past ten years the De La val bas had this field almost to it- • cannot possibly survive fo r lon g tie powder was burned, a few the narrow yellow band by a in separators or anything else. self, 98 per cent of the cr eam faces scratched, a few Freshies wider one. This the Freshies Think of a ll the separators yo u separato rs in us e by creamery kidnapped and considerab le hair refused to do and plainly inused to see advertised so extra men and market milk dea lers was missed, that they consent- formed the Sophs what the revagant ly in your favorite farm today being of the De Laval papers. \Vhere are they now? make. ed to wear the undesirable suits would be to them should Why do you seldom, i[ at all, see headpi ece. they try it. Not wishin g to IT HAS TAKEN THE INEXthe ir names mentioned? Simp ly perienced farmer a little lon ger Th e first few months of this subject themse lves to the pleasbecause the fitest must surviv e to sort the t ru e from the unschool year passed without any ures of ice baths and shave n j tr ue, the wh eat from the chaff, and tho others must fa ll out of the race. in the maze of conflicto ry catacap agitation. The Sophomores heads, the Sophomohes again log and · local dealer separator Tf-lE DE LAVAL HAS TRlwaked finally from their Rip followed the safety of council. claims, but year by yea r t h e umphed over al l other separaVan Wjnkle sleep long enough When the representat ives of the ever-increas in g proportion of tors, and -its sup r emacy is now to inquir e why the freshies of different classes met for discusfarm separator bu yers is reachalmost as firmly establis hed in ing the sime conc lu sion QS the this year were not decorated sion they decided that the farm as in factory separators be· creamery man-that the De Laval with the green and yellow skull Freshmen th is year should conca use its separating system, deis the only cream separator they cap, and lat er issued an ulti- tinue to wear their little green sign and construct ion are escan afford to buy or us e. matum threatening them with hats but next year, the unfor- MANY OTHER CREAM SEPAsentially different from and superior to other separators. rators have come into the lim epossible annihilation if they did- tunate Freshies should wear the n't wear it. The Freshmen feel- skull cap. The DE LAVAL SEPARATOR COMPANY ing equal to any emergency, de- --165 Broaclway, New YorJ,-. 20 E. l\fadison St., Chicago. fled them to do their worst. A FRESHMF,N IN ATHJ,F,TJC'S 50,000 BR ANCHES AND LO CAL AGENCIBS THE WORLD OVER few per suasive art icles appearfrom page anal ed in Student Life trying to any {Continued gridiron in the country. coax the "good bear" to wear In basketba ll our team did not the cap but no results were ob- take first honors. There are activity has been large . men, Junior s second, Seniors tained until the Sophs decided times when the best t eam loses On Thur sctay, March 23, an third, and the fac ulty made a that in "council there is safe - and this was one of them. The event place on the track good fourth. The sophs did not ty" and suggested that a meet- Preps, Sophs. and Juniors, were that is taook greater rem edy for the ent er a team as they were · uning composed of representativ- smothered by large scores, but lack of interest in th e .U. A. C. aware of the fact th at there was es of the various classes meet by over-confidence the Fre sh- st udent body than the famous a race until four days after and discu ss the question. At men dropped the deciding game bottle of "New Lif e" invent ed war ds. this meeting it was decided that to the Seniors by the close score and used by the Ag club last On April 1 the Junior s using the Freshie s should make a of 23-24. fall. A r elay race was arranged their A men won a hair line reThe College squad of hoop- between the classes and the lay victory over the Freshmen Landis Shoe Shop men was composed of eight faculty. Sixt een men in each II because one of the F.reshies fell Freshmen, one Junior and a team took part, each man run- 1 down. Another rac e was imC. TROTMAN, Prop. Senior. Because of the fast, _ninfi one hundred ten yar ds. mediately arranged and run , in SHOES ELECTRICALT,Y REconsistent work of Kapple h e That the event took well was . which the Freshmen easily dePATRF:O WHIJ ,E YOU WAIT. was chosen by his team mates evident from the ent hu siasm monstrated their supe riority. to captain the U. A. C. basket- shown during the race by the This was the prettiest race of 40 Ncrth, 1st West FREE DELIVERY ball forces next year. •Thus one students on the bleachers. First the season. Let's hav e some sees the Freshman part in this place was won by the Fresh - ' more. _ HISTORY OF THE GREEN HAT.
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, thing. Be it resolved, that the Freshman class extend its deepest sympathy to the Utah Agricultural College in this hour of bereavement. We, with the To th e Seniors: It may seem pr esumptiou s College, feel that we have susfor ft esh;nen to approach the tained a great loss. majes t y of the cap and gown, THE LOST AUTO but we r everently re:nove our sa ndlrs while we sta nd upon Lying one clay neath the auto, this holy ground. Sweating ancl soaked with We like your unoste ntatious oil· manners very :nuch. You do not seem to be conscious of the I wor/c;clat a cranky engine A ncl my only reward wa8 vast fund of information you toil. must hav e stored within the walls of your craniums. I !cnow not what I was saying, Only a class with considerabAs I tinkered ancl wrenched le genius could hav e been so ancl tore; successful with a circus. We doubt not 'twas something stamp the circus as the greatquite savage, ·est achievement of the year. It may be I even swore. We trust that when you leave the environment of this insti- My vatience gave out on that tution you will not apostatize engine, from its idea ls. With a hammer I hit it a We leave the departing word thumv with you that Labon left with That jarred loose some Jacob .-Mizpah. thingamaclinkus
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in some future RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT Perhavs existence, WHEREAS, an Allwise Crea In worlds fa1· beyond mortal's tor has deemed it necessary to lcen, the progress of the Utah Agrishall once more ma/ce search c11hural College and for fear of for that auto, stagnation of all student body But I doubt if I fine/ it then. activities, to remove from our midst the Sophmore class, -Selected. Whereas, it seems almost unjust that this class should be WIN THE TENN IS MEDAL! taken from its mortal career Considerable enthusiasm is in evidence over the fact that tennis is rapidly assuming a prominent place in college athlet ics. The latest deve lopments are the efforts being put forth to arrange an inter - colliate . schedule. Th_e following comblneil mftkes clear the reason lrndmg schools will probably why SPALDIN<J S are outfitters to champions, whose implements enter: U. A. C., U. of U., B . must be Invariably right. Y. U., and the B. Y. C. · Write tor a Free Illustrated Preliminary games will be Catalogue. played here to select the men A .. G SPALDING & BROS. who will defend our colors in 27 E. 2nd S. St., Salt Lake, Utah the inter-collegiat~ games.
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On April 1st, the students were given a chance to judge our baseball team's chances for success. Hyrum's stars were brought over for a practice game with the collegians. The pep and ginger of the college team was good to see and their batting brought excellent re.suits. The outcome of the game was never in doubt, the final score being 11-4 in the A. C.'s favor. The men who will probably represent us in this activity,
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The Delta Nus entertained Sunday night. Sterling Price of Springville Margery Nebeker of Salt came up for the Junior Pro::n. Lake visited school Wednesday. A number of the Phi Kaps enWe are sorry to learn that tertained their ladies at dinner Ray Gowers has discontinued Sunday . ____ school. Men of fame in our school: Scott doesn't know how old President Wilson, Jackson, Per- he is. Can anyone give him the ry, Cook, etc. 路 desired information? How did Ruby escape the Friday a meeting will be held Senior Circus, or don't Woolfs to nominate Student Body ofbelong to a menagiere? ficers for next year.
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Band matinee dance Satur- Eben day afternoon, 3 :30 in the His laugh is contagious. A Smart Gymnasium. queener, but still maintains his dignity . Every man, woman and child Jesse Spafford should see and hear Helen KelThe pride of the girls and the ler at the Tabernacle, April 14, smbition of the boys. at 8 o'clock. M. F. Cowley Like the Moses of old, he Slaugh An attorney of no mean abil- emerged from the rushes, but ity. Always appeals to the is now lost in the Fug(g). Higher Courts. Miss Wight Stanley Parry Modesty personified; but of Although handsome, is still a real worth. good student . John Bench by curiosity, Thomas and Thatcher (So dispatches state) was Should have been twins. They goaded; are of the rare representatives He squinted in his old shot gun of feminity who do things. to see if it was loaded. Heber Morrell Our president. Dignity is his (It was.) chief quality. Has the German A Maine man read that human point of view . eyes of hypnotism were J. W. Thornton ful\. Judge of the Supreme Court of the Freshman class. He went to see if it Wvuld work Church upon an angry bull. A sanctuary of dry wit. (It wouldn't.)
Most of the out-of-town stuOne of the girls in the Gymdents spent their spring vaca- When you take a shower, how tion with their own folks. can you wash wour feet? Her Friend-Stand on your The next Lyceum number head, I suppose . will be Helen Keller's lecture at the Tabernacle, April 14th, Miss Spafford-"Will you do at 8 o'clock. something for me, Mr. Kirkham?" Armenia (seriously)-There "Yes sure " replied happy are some married men in our Eb. "What is it?" Zoo class, and I saw one copy"Please put your little green ing when Mr. Sorenson wasn't hat on and smile," pleaded Miss looking. Spafford. Inez-Did you think marriage was a cure for ch ea.ting? On Sunday a few of the Sig. Alphs became overly industriWho sharpen~ p~ncils for the ous, cooked up a dinner and inLOGAN, UTAH girls vited a number of the fair sex A nll sets their hewrts all in a to dine. The dinner was served Capital and Surplus $120,000.00 路 whirl? in first class Easter style and Meeks was immensely enjo yed by all. We Solicit Accounts of the Faculty and) Jack Finley is to be congratuWho is it in the A. C. U. Believes an editor's salary is lated on his new position as ( Student Body, and shall be pleased to chief cook. due? have our share of the College business Meeks. A senior was herding sheep "--=--------------------' Who has life, and push, ancl vim, in the beautiful Uintah mounTo hehp the Freshies victory tains. Being impressed with win? the grandeur and inspiration of Meeks. his environment he decided that Who is it speaks on "The he was a poet. He obtained Empty Pew" leave of absence to spend the "Where only the best Is good enough." Launderers and Dry Cleane rs. an orator Fourth of July with his sweet - Suits Dry Cleaned and Steam Pressed $1.50. Join our Suit Pressing Ancl proves himself Club. We are here to serve you. Command us. too? heart, to whom he proudly dis- Phone 438 Logan, Utah. 46 E. Center Meeks. played his ability-by reciting ':-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.路.:-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.-::.... r Who is it ski1ns poor Homer's these lines: 1'1 had a little dog and her heacl Until the Seniors thought him name was Pet; I sent her round Bring Up Your clead? , the sheep, and she never brouMeeks. ght back a damned lamb."
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Humanity mea sures value by things performed. The Indian hero was he who had the most sca lps dangling from his belt. In the light of these two facts the Freshmen assume a promnent positi : ,1 among the other classes. They ha ve done some things and alread y t:rey have fastened a few scalps to the ir belt. The Freshmen in their debut into College activ ities were given such an ic~:; reception , had there not bew warm, red, American blood flowing copiously through the ' r veins they certail:1 would ha ve succombed to such !\ frigid environment. Since becoming better acquainted with the Sophs it is perfectly clear why they did not even answer our cahllenge for a flagrush. Next in the march of events came the Freshman party. The gym wes well fiilled with happy dancers. The management and high tone of the party through out did not fail to bring forth favorable comments from President Widtsoe. When the inter-class football series opened the Freshmen were soon on the field with a winning team. The Seniors were our most formidable enemies, but their scalp was soon dangling from our belt. So to the Freshmen came the pennant for the inter-class football champs. It was not because of Jack of a super ior team that we did not win the championship in basketball. Although we did not win the series we are proud of our team. "As evidence of the superiority of our men we remind you that three of them made the main team this year. After the Xmas holidays another party was given in the ladi es' gym. The decorations were exquisite. We doubt if the gym ever looked prettier. It was em inently successful in every detail. It most certainly surpassed any class party given this season. Freshman fame has not been built alone upon ath letics and class parties. In the realms of debating we have won no less distinction. If the Sophs had produced a practice team for our boys there would have been SOCIETY
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ran play our own aces when it comes our turn. He turned to watch a line of grand looking ani:na ls making their way slowly and steadily towards the chapel door. But my own thoughts could not become sett led. Why had the seniors chosen me and my friends to top the very climax of their advertising parade? We were the most elegant head dre ss in the entire school, I knew, and our colors-well, it dawned upon me all at once. It is the gold they are after. Yes I remembered then the Rope of the Golden Locks, and the auest of the Golden Caskets. Now it was the gold band upon the green. That represented the firmest foundation any school ever had. John was now standing very close to me. "I don't understand," I began. "You big rube," John a nswer ed hastily. "Can't you see how much the Seniors are in need of our sturdy class to hav e so:nething to build upon. Don't you know that old Iri sh proverb that says, "The foundation of every city determines the !!reatness of the city?" Well the Seniors are building from scientific methods and have put the foundation on top." We moved up the hallway. As I was upon the highest head I could see farthest. Among the crowd of boys ahead I recognized my own dear master, hi s eyes roving along the line of l!"reen and gold. At la st he found me. Oh. Hank, there was a world of love and honor in the look my Freshie master gave me. I settled down contentedly for he had said that all was well.'
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