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The Sun shone down on all who came out in support of The Kerry Hospice 12 k walk in Memory of Betty Mc Grath
Smiling Jim Breen & pensive James Morris on the way out to practice
Paula Moloney and Sharon Coen

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

ABOVE: Launch of Bewley's hospice coffee morning Septmber 22nd its a big day in aid of the Kerry Hospice Foundation. We welcome the support of members of the Kerry team. Anyone interested in hosting a coffee morning please make contact with any of our Kerry Hospice team. From left Evelyn Doody, KHF, Bridie O'Connor, KHF, Eilish Herlihy and Ann McAtamney Nurse Managers inpatient Unit, Maria McSwiney, Brida O'Callaghan, Jack Shanahan Chairman KHF, Majella Griffin, Nulia Finnegan, Nellie Cullinane, Maura Sullivan Treasure KHF helen Mannix O'Leary, Ita Behan Mary Shanahan Secretary KHF, Mari O'Connell, Director of Nursing and Amy Cronin, Occupational Therapist, back row Kerry GAA Stars left Joe Ó Connor, Diarmuid Ó Connor and David Moran.

in pictures!

ABOVE: Mass was celebrated by the Bishop of Kerry Rev. Ray Browne and clergy at Ballyheigue Grotto on Our Lady's birthday on Thursday.
ABOVE: Taken at the Grotto Mass Ballyheigue, on Thursday, left Margaret Shanahan, Ardfert, Betty Kelly and Irene O'Donnell, both from Tralee.
ABOVE: Waiting for the annual Mass at Our Lady's Grotto, Ballyheigue, Co Kerry, on her birthday Thursday 8th September, from left Mary Riordan, Listowel, Maureen and John Collins, Listowel.
ABOVE: Attending Mass at Our Lady's Grotto, Ballyheigue, on Thursday, from left Isla Sexton and her mother Noreen Sexton, Mallow, Co Cork and David Curtin, Knocknagoshel, Co Kerry.
ABOVE: Tralee group attending Our Lady's Birthday Mass at The Grotto, Ballyheigue Co Kerry,on Thursday, from left Conor Fitzgerald, David Lucid, Maria Slattery and Shandy Lucid.
ABOVE: Attending the Grotto Mass at Ballyheigue by Bishop Ray Browne on Thursday.
ABOVE: Shelia and Josephine Hanrahan, Ballylongford, presented a cheque for 1,750 EURO to the secretary Kerry Hospice Foundation Mary Shanrahan, in memory of John Hanrahan, her father who died recently in thr Palliative Care Unit. The cheque was the proceeds of a Tractor run on the 1st August bank holiday.

Architec ture Kerr y is now in its fifth year and will celebrate Kerr y ’s built environment. This weekend festival is funded by Creative Ireland and Kerr y County Council and features talks, vir tual events, guided tours and children’s events. It showcases the extraordinar y built environment on offer in Kerr y and is open to people of all ages.

The vision behind Architec ture Kerr y is to show why good architec ture, design and vibrant public spaces are vital to our quality of life. Experience exciting oppor tunities to visit some hidden gems throughout the countr y with tours led by architec ts and owners.

architec ture.kerr ycoco.ie

Wondering what to do with your old building?

Unsure how to get started?

Want an energy upgrade and need help?

If you would like to renovate your property, Saturday 1st October Muckross Traditional Farms is the place to get free advice

Muckross Traditional Farms preserves in real life the farming traditions of rural Ireland in the past, where you can learn about traditional crafts and skills from practitioners in an inviting, comfortable setting

This event will be of particular interest to owners, building professionals and custodians of traditional buildings in Kerry

The landscape of Kerr y is well k nown for its scenic qualities, not only for its
tensive panoramic views, beautiful lakes
S p E A K E r S: Rober t O’Byrne, Elizabeth Morgan, Dr Finola O’K ane, Cormac Foley, Catherine FitzGerald, John Hegar ty, Dr John Knightly

THE TEAM AT THE CLINIC ARE HERE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ON COSMETIC AND HAIR RESTORATION ISSUES.

No matter what type of moisturiser I use, my skin looks dull and lifeless. I don’t exfoliate and my friend said that this is the step I am missing. Can you recommend a good exfoliator please?

Anna.

Hi Anna,

Your friend is correct; exfoliation is an important step to achieve brighter looking skin. All your other products will work much better when you exfoliate regularly.

At CHRC, we stock AlumierMD medical grade skincare. We offer four different types of exfoliators; Bright and Clear Solution, Lotus Scrub, AHA Renewal Serum and Enzymatic Peel.

Bright and clear solution is a refreshing, award-winning, skin conditioning solution that refines skin complexion. It contains lactic acid, salicylic acid and caviar lime extract which gently exfoliates cellular debris to brighten and improve skin texture. Kakadu plum extract offers a boost of vitamin C that contributes to the look of healthy skin all while this expertly crafted formula works!

This product gives a gorgeous glow to the skin and it is also a great product for oily patches and breakouts.

Lotus Scrub uses lotus seed powder and unique natural biodegradable exfoliating agents that are smooth and spherical. These agents create even and gentle exfoliation to remove impurities and reveal healthy, more radiant skin.

AHA Renewal Serum is a clarifying formula that gently but thoroughly exfoliates, and hydrators to reduce the visible signs of ageing and promote brighter, firmer and more radiant skin. Lactic acid removes dead skin layers, speeds cell turnover, reduces the appearance of discolouration and smooths the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Enzymatic Peel is a highly effective exfoliant that combines lactic acid with fruit enzymes to exfoliate dead skin cells and promote skin renewal, minimizing the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles, and discolouration. Aloe Vera extract calms the skin, while vitamin B5 hydrates and softens skin for a supple and radiant complexion.

Sharon Wilikie, winner of Best Dressed Lady at the Friends of UHK

Annual Fundraiser at the Kingdom Greyhound Stadium being presented with her prize by Brian Kearney of Sam McAuleys and best dressed judges Tara and Aoife O'Dowd.

Best of Luck to Expose as they represent Kerry this Sunday!

Expose Beauty Lounge and Hair Studio is delighted to announce that it will be flying the flag for Kerry (and Munster) in a star studded Awards ceremony in Dublin on 18th September. The salon is the only Kerry salon nominated in the Best Beauty Salon category. We are honoured to be included in this category, commented Claire Murphy of Expose, who puts this nomination down to Expose's loyal clients over the years, along with it's hardworking team. The glitzy Awards, which are considered the Oscars of the Beauty and Hair Industry, will be attended by the best in the business nationally, along with a host of celebrities.

Best of luck Team Expose

Photo: Expose team at Killarney Races July 2022

Along with exfoliation, we recommend that all our clients wear SPF daily to protect the skin.

For more information on any of the AlumierMD products, contact us on 0860787120 or email chrc@bonsecours.ie

from The Tralee Advertiser Team and Tralee Chamber Alliance AND NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS...

Culture Night Blazes In To Tralee

This week’s good news is great for everyone because it features a FREE gig for all to enjoy. To celebrate Culture Night 2022, the Arts Council, supported by Kerry County Council in association with Shannon star Entertainment, are presenting an Autumn Equinox concert with all manner of delights including Druids, DJs, a fire ritual and music from top Kerry artists and bands. Beloved local group Oracle will take to the stage first, warming up the crowds with their expertly executed traditional sound followed by Killarney band The Rising and finishing off with music from young Tralee rockers Aftershock. The night will culminate in a spectacular Awaken Mabon Fire Show (no idea but can’t wait to find out) with no less than three fire performers, a Funky DJ on his Chariot, a Fire Dragon and two big Goth Heads bringing the night to sizzling finish just before the clock strikes midnight. I’m exhausted just writing about it.

Where: The Parklands Tralee

When: September 23, 9.00pm – 12.00am

This is ticketed event. To get your free tickets go to eventbrite.ie and search Culture Night

€125,000 in CLÁR funding for Kerry projects!

Minister for Education and Kerry TD Norma Foley, welcomes the announcement of €129,292.75 in funding for four key community projects under the CLÁR programme. Under this round of CLÁR funding, sports clubs, schools and community groups will receive grants of up to €50,000 to develop a range of projects that will benefit people of all ages. The successful projects include astroturf pitches, community gyms, playgrounds, basketball and tennis courts, outdoor pool tables, outdoor cinemas, walkways, public toilets and car park facilities.

The four successful projects receiving funding today are:

• Duagh Sports and Leisure Complex is receiving €50,000 for the expansion of the car park at the Duagh Sports and Leisure Complex.

• Kerry Parents and Friends, Valentia is receiving €42,792 for the development of a sensory garden at Tigh an Oileáin, Valentia Island.

• Scoil Naisiunta on Fhaill Mhor (Foilmore NS) is receiving €31,500 for the resurfacing and improvements to the car parking area.

• Kilflynn Community

Together is receiving €5,000 to develop the Kilflynn Nature Garden.

Minister Foley said: “I am delighted that four key community projects and organisations in Kerry are being supported through this tranche of CLÁR funding. “This round of CLÁR investment will help to enhance and upgrade a range vital outdoor community amenities, from car parks to sensory gardens, which greatly enrich and improve the local amenities in those areas.”

Stacks win Na Gaeil fight under lights!

Kerry Senior County Championship Austin Stacks 0-14 to Na Gaeil 1-8 (photos Adam Kowalczyk)

Nora

Back to School, back to you!

Dining al desko, a perfect accompaniment for a variety of meals and budget friendly… a humble spud is hard to beat!

The perfect jacket potato

● FREE

● 1 hour 35 minutes

● Serves 1

Sweet potato jacket: For a delicious change, try a Free sweet potato jacket. Prick with a fork and bake at 190°C/ Fan 170°C/Gas 5 for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until so . (Alternatively, microwave on high for 5 minutes, or until tender.)

Ingredients

● 1 large baking potato (floury varieties such as Maris Piper or King Edward give the best results)

● Salt

Method

1. Preheat the oven to 200°C/Fan 180°C/Gas 6. Wash and dry the potato then prick it all over with a fork and sprinkle it with a little salt. Place on a baking sheet and bake in the oven for 1-1½ hours, until the skin is crisp.

2. Alternatively, you can spray the potato with low-calorie cooking spray and microwave it for about 10-15 minutes on high, turning once halfway through – but bear in mind you will not achieve a crisp skin.

3. Once cooked, cut a cross in the centre of the potato and push upwards with the fingers of both hands. Season the flesh to taste and add your topping.

4. If you’re eating away from home, reheat your potato in a microwave on high for about 4 minutes. If you’re adding a hot filling, make sure that it’s thoroughly reheated.

Sharon's Slimming World Tralee Pipe Band Hall

Wednesdays 9am & 10:30 am & 5pm & 6:30pm

Contact Sharon 089-2201599 Sharon's Slimming World Tralee

Nora's Slimming World Manor Retail Park

Thursdays 9am & 10:30am &5pm & 6:30pm

Fridays 8am, 9:30am & 11:00am

Contact Nora 087-2489838 | Nora's Slimming World Tralee

THERAPY CORNER

is association with

Kieran from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

Why is having “core strength” important?

Having core strength is important as it stabilizes your body, allowing you to move in any direction as well as having proper balance.

It helps prevents falls and supports your body. So having a strong core is benecial to everyone because it allows your body to function properly.

Core exercises train the muscles in your pelvis, lower back, hips and abdomen to work together. This leads to better balance and stability making daily activities such as walking, running, house work and sitting much easier. This will make you less susceptible to injuries, keeping your body aligned and minimizing strain on your muscles and joints.

A body that is aligned and upright will make you less prone to have back pain. A person’s core is at the centre of their body which supports your entire body especially the head, neck and back. If a core is not strengthened than other structures of your back will have to work harder to support the body. This can lead to muscle strains and back pain.

Here in KP Therapy we o er full body assessments as well as 1 to 1 and small group pilates.

If you have any questions or wish to book an appointment just give us a call!

Have a good weekend!

KP Therapy is located in the Brandon Hotel & Conference Centre.

To book an appointment with Kevin or Kieran Book Online: www.kptherapy.ie Or call 087 6153328

Celebrate Birthdays, Fundays , BigDays & SmallDays

Enjoy an afternoon in the Aquadome with your friends followed by delicious Party Food!

• Pizza's, Chicken Chunks, Sausages, Chips, Drinks

• also Our Platter option (kids help themselves!)

• Or choose from our Menu

your party in Sept (for any

Spotted on the Street

Yes, Spotted on the Shelves already!

Lovely story about Brenda & Margo!

Tralee lady Brenda Houlihane recently got in contact with singer Margo (on Friday Sept 2nd ) and asked her would she like to sponsor her and support the Irish Kidney Association.

"Of Course I will " says Margo and Brenda duly received a lovely letter and donation from Margo the following Wednesday! Lovely Gesture from the Queen of Irish Country Music

Guess he got tired waiting for the Train and took himself a Nap!

Welcome Home Sam this Friday at the Kerry GAA Night at the Dogs

The ideal opportunity to meet all the Kerry stars up close for photos with the team and Selfies with Sam. On the night there will be some great prizes to be won with the Best Dressed Young Kerry

GAA Supporter Competition that will be judged by David Clifford. It's sure to be a fun night out for all the family with Face Painting and other kids activities on the night, fabulous Raffle Prizes up for

Tom Keane, Treasurer Kerry GAA and Declan Dowling, Kingdom Greyhound Stadium with David Clifford getting ready for the big Kerry GAA Night at the Dogs this Friday night at the Kingdom Greyhound Stadium.

grabs and Music before and after racing. Best Dressed Lady sponsored by Jasmine Boutique Tralee and Best Dressed Man sponsored by Sean Hussey Menswear. Plus the Club Championship to

see which lucky club will be going home with €1k to spend. Gates open at 6.30pm with the first of 12 races off at 7.46pm

Kerry GAA Fundraising Committee Members, players and all involved in organising this year's Kerry GAA Night at the Dogs

In-Person & Online Events For 5th Kerry Mental Health & Wellbeing Fest 8-15 Oct 2022

“MY Mental Health Matters” is the theme for the 2022 Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing Fest which will feature a wide range of in-person and online activities to suit all ages from 8th to 15th October.

The key focus of the #KerryMHWFest, which is celebrating five years, is to promote mental health and wellbeing in Kerry through a fun and interactive programme of events throughout the county.

Well known Irish sports and entertainment personalities have joined many local voices – young and old – to share a video message outlining how their mental health matters to them.

Boyzone singer and actor, Keith Duffy, said: “Whether I’m on tour, chilling in my dressing room, or if I’m doing my grocery shopping in the supermarket, my mental health matters.”

Magician Keith Barry, Kerry Paralympian Jordan Lee, Otto the Clown from Fossetts Circus, All-Ireland winning captain, Sean O’Shea and many other Kerry people, have also shared similar mental health messages.

Organised by an interagency steering group, the Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing

Team

Fest is held annually to highlight World Mental Health Day on 10th October.

The Chair of the Steering Committee and Resource Officer for Suicide Prevention in Kerry, Donagh Hennebry, said: “The key message from this year’s Fest is that we all need to remember that whatever we do and wherever we are – regardless of gender, age or employment status –our mental health matters. The emphasis on community and the role that we can all play in ensuring our own mental health, and that of our friends and family, is strong. More events are in-person this year which will help us to connect with others more than was possible during Covid. We are grateful to the many people who have put their names forward to host a range of fun and interactive events that will promote mental health and wellbeing in Kerry.”

The Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing Fest aims to create awareness of, and schedule events that empower people to engage with, the Five Ways to Wellbeing – Connect | Give | Take Notice | Keep Learning | Be Active.

There’s still time for sports clubs, organisations, workplace or community groups to host an event on the new website: www. Kerry Mental Health And Wellbeing Fest.com. All events are FREE, registration is essential and can be done by visiting the website or following #KerryMHWFest on social media. The organising committee is a collaboration between Connecting for Life Kerry, Healthy Kerry, Kerry County Council, Kerry Recreation & Sports Parntership, the HSE, NEWKD, SKDP, Kerry Mental Health Association, Jigsaw

Kerry, Munster Technological University/Kerry, KDYS, and Kerry Volunteer Centre.

Visit www.Kerry Mental Health And Wellbeing Fest.com to see the full event schedule or for general enquiries about the Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing Fest, please email kerrymhwfest20@gmail.com. Kerry Mental Health And WellbeingF est.com to see the full event schedule or for general enquiries about the Kerry Mental Health and Wellbeing Fest, please email kerrymhwfest20 @gmail.com.

Amber (Austin Stacks ) vs. Na Gaeil

in the Kellihers Garage Central Region U13 Semi Final during the week (photos by Adam Kowalczyk)

Call for nominations for the 25th Lee Strand/ Kerry Garda Youth Achievement Awards 2022

Lee Strand and Kerry Garda launched the 25th year of the Lee Strand Kerry Garda Youth Achievement Awards on Saturday in the Ballyroe Heights Hotel in Tralee. The awards are held for youths between the ages of thirteen and twenty-one years and recognise the great contribution young people have made and continue to make to their communities in Kerry. The awards will be presented at a celebratory dinner awards ceremony in the Ballyroe Heights Hotel, Tralee on Friday, September 30th, 2022.

This year twenty Merit Awards will be presented to individuals who have made a positive contribution to their community and make it a better place to live. A Group Award will also be presented to groups of two or more people who have made an impact to their community. The Special Achievement Award will be presented to an individual who has overcome difficult circumstances, has defied all the odds and whose commitment deserves recognition. A Community Safety Award will be presented to an individual who through crime prevention or a safety initiative/innovation has made

their community a safer place to live. The Overall Winner of the Lee Strand/Kerry Garda Youth Achievement 2022 will also be presented.

Chief Superintendent Eileen Foster stated “It is so important to recognise that the youth of this country are the future and they have something to say and that we within an Garda Síochána should be prepared to listen too. It is important to recognise their excellence in the area of sports, arts, culture, charity or caring for a relative or friend. The awards have a positive effect on our wider community and I would like to extend our appreciation and thanks to Lee Strand for their continued sponsorship and support over the past 25 years.”

Gearoid Linnane, CEO, Lee Strand stated “Lee Strand has a strong commitment to supporting initiatives within the local community and we are delighted to support the Kerry Garda Youth Achievement Awards for 25 years since its commencement in 1998. The awards provide a great opportunity to celebrate and recognise the achievements of the young people of Kerry, who have made a positive

Ballymac GAA Notes

In the Shield semi-final of the Cahill Cup the B’ won a high scoring encounter against Ardfert B 5-09 to 3-14. The final against St Micheal’s Foilmore is down for this weekend.

The club was delighted to have the Eric Mason Tournament back and it was great to have members of the Mason family present.

Congratulations and well done to Fr Casey’s of Abbeyfeale, who won the Cup final and Mungret St Pauls who won the Shield.

Player of the tournament was Joey O'Connor of Fr. Casey’s.

The clubs Blue team had a great day reaching the main final.

The Gold team stepped in as a late replacement and did well to reach the Shield semi-final. Well done to all who took part.

The Academy was off last Sunday but all ages will be back training this week.

The u11’s beat Currow and will play Desmond’s this Saturday.

In the Ladies section

impact within their local community.”

The closing date for receipt of nominations is Monday, September 12th, 2022. Nominations are available from any Garda Station in Kerry or are also available to download on www.leestrand. ie/garda-awards/

Any member of the public can nominate a young person whom they feel has made a contribution to their local area. Nominations are accepted from individuals, community and voluntary groups, schools and youth clubs/organisation. The winners will be selected by a panel of judges who are

community volunteers from around the county under the chairmanship of Chief Superintendent Eileen Foster, An Garda Síochána. For further information contact: 066 7102300

CAPTION: Launching the 25th Lee Strand Kerry Garda Youth Achievement Awards were, front from left; Sergeant Eileen O’Sullivan, Garda Cathy Murphy, Garda Grace Quirke, Sergeant Stephanie Hegarty, Garda Lisa Kelly and Chief Executive of Lee Strand Gearóid Linnane. At back 2021 Lee Strand Kerry Garda Award Winners Tyler O’Sullivan, Ethan Ward and Lisa Flynn.

Currow conceded the game and the Ladies are due to play away to Dingle this weekend in the final Round Robin game. The club had girls on the St Kieran’s District side who lost out to a strong Tralee side. The u17 Ladies had a great win in the County Championship defeating Southern Gaels in Cromane.

They won 0-15 to 1-10. The u13’s are also County Championships after they defeated MKL Gaels B in John Mitchell’s. They won, coming from behind, 4-07 to 3-07. Lotto - there was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 5, 8, 25, 28 and the next Jackpot will be e3,400.

Big Day Out looming for John Mitchels!!
Big Day Out looming for John Mitchels!!
Anne
Garth grabs a pint In Dingle between Concerts !
a Big Night for Mitchels too!!!
Lovely work again by Mike O Donnell
Stoke City goalkeeper Gordon Banks in 1972.

Never Say Can’t – A masterclass in Resilience and new strategic partners announced by Tralee Chamber Alliance

Tralee Chamber Alliance kicked off its Autumn series of ‘Breakfast Briefings’ with a powerful presentation from Paralympians Madie WilsonWalker and Jordan Lee and the announcement of two new strategic partners to a capacity crowd at The Rose Hotel this morning.

Madie Wilson-Walker and Jordan Lee, two Paralympians based in Kerry, were the speakers for the Resilience themed morning. Madie gave a powerful talk and presentation on her experiences as a world-class athlete and how she strives for success in everything she does. Madie commented “When I didn’t make the cut, I accepted I didn’t jump high enough. I wasn’t good enough…this time. But I knew I would keep trying and go again. I knew I would succeed - never say can’t”

Tralee Chamber Alliance continues to grow its membership with Nathan

McDonnell, President of Tralee Chamber Alliance, announcing two new strategic partners - Corcoran’s Food Equipment as their new Hospitality Partner and the Bon Secours Hospital as their Medical Partner.

Colette O’Connor, Chief Executive of Tralee Chamber Alliance commented: “This morning was a fantastic success, we had a capacity attendance. Madie and Jordan are two unique individuals who serve as amazing role models to our young people here in Kerry. When Madie said “she felt Kerry is home”, it says a lot about the amenities we have to offer, the welcome we have and that such a connection has been formed on an International level”.

The Breakfast Briefing series is a key part of the membership offering to businesses connected with Tralee Chamber Alliance, where key speakers are invited in alongside local

KSC make the Shortlist!

"We are delighted and honoured to be included in the shortlist for the 2022 Club of the year. In our 40th year of existence , it is hugely motivating for all our members and wider community to be recognised at national level and included in the final four Swim Clubs of the Country . "it's a testament to all those involved with the club not only now but everyone over the last 40 years which has seen Kingdom S. C. establish itself as a strong swimming club with tremendous ties to the local and wider Kerry community"

SAYS Coach Ger Mc Donnell Chairperson Pat McTigue says " “I am delighted and proud that Kingdom Swimming Club has been shortlisted for the 2022 Swim Ireland Club of the Year. This is great recognition of the teamwork, perseverance and commitment of Kingdom Swimming Club over the last two years. Well done swimmers, Head Coach and the coaching team, parents and committee.” The winner will be announced at the 2022 Swim Ireland Awards in October.

business and community representatives. The programme is sponsored by AIB, the official SME Strategic Partner of Tralee Chamber Alliance.

The next in the series of Tralee Chamber Alliance Breakfast Briefings will take place on Tuesday October 11th in association with Casey Stephenson and will focus on Succession Planning. Register your interest by emailing

info@tralee.ie

Pictured on the day were : Stephen Stack , Tomas Griffin , Nathan McDonnell; President of Tralee Chamber Alliance , Jordan Lee , Pa Daly , Mikey Sheehy and Mark Sullivan . Front L/R Colette O’Connor and Madie Wilson-Walker .

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Photo
: Domnick Walsh © Eye Focus LTD
The Tralee Parnells Junior Team who lost out to Causeway in the County Junior Hurling Championship
Maeve Trant, Rachel Sargent, Abbie Canty and Kate O’Loughlin from Tralee Parnells who were part of the Kerry U15 team who won the plate final in the National Camogie Blitz in Mullingar

LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !

GENTLEMAN

Despite the fact that I’m a gentleman, I have no luck with women, I just always seem to screw things up.

Recently I saw an attractive woman. I decided to open the doors for her. Unfortunately, she got sucked out of the plane.

TWO COWS ARE STANDING IN A BARN.

Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I’m a helicopter.

I WENT TO SEE THE CHRISTMAS PLAY AT MY LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY

And the scene where the 3 Wise Men bring gifts to Baby Jesus was approaching. The second class pupils walked to center stage one after another, faced Baby Jesus, and placed their gifts on the ground one at a time.

“I bring you gold” the first child said “I bring you myrrh” the second child said “Frank sent this” the last child said.

GUY GETS PULLED OVER BY A COP AT MIDNIGHT:

“And where are you rushing to sir?”

“Officer, I’m attending a lecture on drinking and driving.” “Is that so? Who is giving a lecture at this time of the night?”

“My wife.”

PLANS FOR EASTER

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..

Wife: What do you mean ??

Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

WHY WERE THE INDIANS HERE FIRST?

Because they had reservations.

DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE IN DUBAI AND PEOPLE IN ABU DHABI?

Well, the people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do.

THE JUDGE

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by”. “No” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”. “It is made of concrete, brick and mortar”, she responded. “I mean” he continued, “What are your relations like?”. “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents”. He said, “Do you have a real grudge?” “No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one”. “Please,” he tried again, “Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”. “Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do”. Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?” “Oh, I don’t want a divorce” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!”

BEING MARRIED

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks ...”What does that mean?” He said: “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot”. Smiling she said “ah I really do love you but what does the I, J, K, stand for?”. He said “I’m Just Kidding!”

Tralee by Night...

Paddy Mac’s Pub

Tralee Town Centre

SATURDAY: TOM LEAHY

Entertainment

WATCH

Kingdom Swim Moms

On Saturday September 10th Kingdom Swim Moms-Spela Cvar, Adrienne O’Halloran, Niamh O’Callaghan ,Melissa Costello & Leza

O’Donoghue completed their 33km Relay Swim from Tralee to Brandon Pier, raising in excess of €4600.

The girls are the first swimmers to complete this challenging route and did so in an impressive time of 12 hours and 6 minutes; All funds raised will go towards the purchase of a defibrillator which will be erected on the wall of The Maritime Center in Fenit, accessible to the large community of swimmers,runners, sailors, cyclists, fishermen, visitors and locals.

The girls wish to thank their open water coach (& KSC coach) John Edwards @ wildwateradventures and their support crew of Eoin & Michaela Edwards, not forgetting Rob Durran,Nicky Benner, Garrett Dillon and Oonagh & Shane McGibney who all assisted with Boat Cover & help along the way. Well done girls!

EATING OUT IN TRALEE

IN MEMORY CLASSIFIED

Qualified Childminder Required

Afternoons Only. In The Tralee Area. Contact Sinead at 0862257706

70 Years at the Helm ...what a Legacy

.R.I.P . Queen Elizabeth

Biggest-ever National Women’s Enterprise Day taking place on October 13th

Female entrepreneurs and budding businesswomen from across the Local Enterprise Office Kerry & Cork catchment area are being encouraged to look to the future and register for this year’s National Women’s Enterprise Day after the line-up for the event was announced.

16 major entrepreneurial events are planned across the country, including a lead event on in Killarney on Oct 13th hosted by Kerry County Council Local Enterprise Office.

This initiative is led by the 31 Local Enterprise Offices nationwide, and funded by the Government of Ireland, in partnership with Enterprise Ireland and Local Authorities.

On October 13th, the event for Kerry & Cork female entrepreneurs is taking place at the Brehon Hotel, Killarney. The event will kick off with a welcome address by Moira Murrell, Chief Executive of Kerry County Council followed by a network event facilitated by Marie Wiseman, Wiser Marketing allowing attendees to meet with other female entrepreneurs

present. The keynote speaker will be Sonya Lennon, designer, broadcaster, social entrepreneur, and successful businesswoman. It will also include an interactive panel discussion of Kerry & Cork Leading lights hosted by MC Elaine Kinsella, Radio Kerry presenter and RTE Broadcaster. This event will also include an Afternoon Tea style networking lunch.

Kerry County Council Local Enterprise Office’s Leading Light for the event is Kerry woman , Emily Brick of Athena Analytics. Emily Brick founded Athena Analytics after returning to Ireland from Australia where she worked as a Senior Data Scientist for the Department of Education. Emily began Athena Analytics, an edtech company based in Tralee, Co. Kerry. The Athena Tracker is currently used in over half of Ireland’s secondary schools and in a growing number of schools in both the UK and South Africa www.athena.ie

Fiona Leahy, Kerry Local Enterprise Office said “National Women’s Enterprise

Day has always been a day of celebration of the very best in female entrepreneurship and highlighting the strength of that community. This year is no different, but we are very much looking forward. How can we help female entrepreneurs in Kerry and the southwest sustain and develop their businesses and ideas going into the future. Don’t miss out on this inclusive, creative, inspirational, unique event with plenty of networking, celebrating women in business. All sectors are welcome from entrepreneurs with a business

idea, to start-ups and wellestablished businesses.”

To book a place for the Kerry event, which cost €30.00 please visit:

https://www.localenterprise. ie/Kerry/Training-Events/ ONLINE-BOOKINGS/NationalWomen-s-Enterprise-Day2022-Southwest-region6LEO25-.html

All enquiries to Fiona Leahy, Kerry Local Enterprise Office fiona.leahy@kerrycoco.ie or 066 7183502

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

FAI NATIONAl P.R.O. OF THE YEAR

ARE THE WARRIORS STILL THE ONES TO BEAT?

Garvey’s Tralee Warriors and their fans will always remember Saturday April 2nd 2022 as the day they wrapped up the Double. But for John Dowling and his coaching staff that’s all history now as they get ready for the new season and the job of blending in the new players with those from last year is well underway. The Warriors ethos since they returned to the top level has always been to nurture young talent and this season

Aivaras Uosis (from Tralee Magic BC) and Jack Tobin (from St Brendan’s BC) will join the squad.

At a more experienced level Dre Jackson who is from Ohio and played with Maree last season has been brought in as Andree Michelsson from Sweden and who played in Germany last season. Also set to light up the Sports Complex is Jani Griffith from the UK who has played in the US.

The Warriors have taken part in a number of pre-season tournaments and also defeated EJ Sligo All Stars 80-73 in a recent ‘warm-up’ game.

KERRY DERBY GETS THE SEASON UNDERWAY: Basketball fans are counting down to Saturday October 1st when Garvey’s Tralee Warriors will welcome Flexachem Killorglin to the Sports Complex in what should be a season opening full house. Season Tickets for the Garvey’s Tralee Warriors are now on sale.

TRALEE MAGIC NOTES:

Staying with basketball and Tralee Magic are hosting an under 14’s Girls Invitational Tournament this Saturday in aid of Breast Cancer Ireland. The event takes place in the Kerry Sports Academy with St Brendan’s, St Mary’s, Killarney Cougars, Limerick Celtics, Ballincollig, Glanmire and Moycullen joining the host. Last weekend the u18 Girls took part in the Limerick Celtic’s tournament which was their first real action of the new season. They lost out in the quarter finals to Liffey Celtics 43-30. While a number of players were missing those who took part put in a great effort which will stand to them for the new season.

TRALEE MARATHONS:

Runners from Tralee and further afield are looking forward to the full Marathon which will take place on Saturday, September 24th and the half marathon on October 30th. The full marathon is celebrating its 10th anniversary and will honour the memory of Christie Hennessy. The runners and those enjoying the River Lee Walkway are enjoying the new Mike O’Donnell mural.

ANOTHER MEDAL FOR JERRY: Having won an ultra-distance race in Donegal recently Tralee Manor West’s Jerry McCarthy has now added a national medal to his honours list. He took bronze in the M50 2KM pursuit at the National

BEST OF RIDERS RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK IN TRALEE TOMORROW:

On Saturday (September 17th) the Munster TT Championships doubling up as the final round of the National TT Series will take place on the main Tralee/ Farranfore road opposite event HQ –the John Mitchels grounds, with the underage riders racing over 9km and the seniors over 25km. The first rider is away around 10.01 with the seniors starting at 10.30am and the prize-giving directly after the results are verified.

CUP QUARTER FINAL FOR THE KERRY 19’S:

The Kerry 19’s are at home to table toppers Cobh Ramblers in the quarter final of the Enda McGuill 19’s League of Ireland Cup. The game kicks off at 2pm on Sunday in Mounthawk Park.

TRALEE DYNAMOS NOTES:

The u12 Red Team drew 2-2 with Killorglin in the Slattery’s Carpets and Blinds 12’s Premier thanks to goals from Conor Ryan and Eddie Carmody. In other games the 13 Premier side went down to Mastergeeha 5-3, the 14’s defeated Killarney Celtic 3-1 and the 15’s Premier Boys narrowly lost out to Killorglin 3-2. Girls Training: The club is looking for girls born in 2011 and 2012 who wish to join the club. Please come along to training on Wednesdays at 6.30pm with the first game set for September 24th .

The Senior B’s defeated Listowel Celtic B but the A’s lost to League champions Killarney Celtic. Well done to Francis O’Brien who received his Top Scorer Award having hit 22 goals last season and to Saoirse Kerins who is finishing up after 8 years playing with the club but will still be involved with the club.

TRALEE BOXING CLUB NEWS:

The Tralee Boxing Club is delighted to see huge numbers turning out for the start of the season with many new members. Classes have been regularly full and the club is delighted to have such an experienced coaching team and assistants.

The club is delighted with the success of its integration through boxing project where around 35 Ukrainian boxers were welcomed into the club.

Competitive action this weekend is at the John Mahon Tournament in Limerick where the club has four fighters in action. They have been working very hard to be ready and everyone wishes them all the best in the ring.

KINGDOM SWIMMING CLUB NEWS:

The club is delighted to be on the Shortlist for the 2022 Club of the Year as it celebrates its 40th year. There are four clubs on the list with the winner announced at the Swim Ireland Awards in October.

The clubs squads are now all back in training and looking forward to the

season. Well done to the Kingdom Swim Moms who raised e4600 for charity in a relay swim from Tralee to Brandon Pier. The club is hosting Swim Teacher training on the next two Fridays with details available from the Officers.

TRALEE ROWING CLUB NEWS:

Paula Moloney, Jim Breen and James Morris represented the club at the 2022 World Rowing Masters Regatta in France last week. All three put is big performances in a variety of races. It was a great effort by all three and great to see the Tralee Rowing Club on the world stage. New Role for Mike: Congratulations to the vastly experienced coach Mike Quirke on his recent appointment as Kerry Campus GAA Development Officer.

AUSTIN STACKS NEWS:

The seniors got their County Senior Championship off to the perfect start with a 0-14 to 1-08 point win over Na Gaeil. Next up is West Kerry at home this Saturday (17th) at 6pm.

The B’s play in the Molyneaux Shield semi-final away to Laune Rangers this evening (Sept 16th) at 6.15pm. The minors defeated Dr Crokes 2-09 to 1-06 and will play in their final against Keel/ Listry this Saturday at 3pm.

Lotto: There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 5,9,16 and 26.

In the Juvenile Section the Rock All Stars are back this weekend after rain stopped play last weekend. The u7’s are in Go Games action while the Bracker Regan Cup has begun for the u9’s. The u11’s are in Cork on Saturday for the Michael O’Leary Tournament.

In the 13’s Central League Division 1B semi-final Team Amber defeated Na Gaeil Green 5-03 to 1-10 while in the u15’s Kelliher’s Garage Central League it ended Laune Rangers 0-12 to Stacks 2-11. The u17’s have reached the Club Championship final against Keel/Listry.

ST PAT’S NEWS:

There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 5,6,19 and 23. The next Jackpot will be e3100.

Running coach Michelle Greaney is leading the next Healthy Club Initiative which runs for the next 9 weeks. The goal is to complete the Tralee 5KM Park Run on November 19th and you can still join programme.

The Juveniles are back this weekend. The u10 girls took on neighbours Rahillys in a very enjoyable game. The 11’s will play Templenoe this Sunday at midday. The minors were very unlucky to lose out in extra time against Sneem/Derrynane/ Templenoe,Tuosist.

The St Pat’s B’s were 3-09 to 2-11 winners over Tarbert in Round 1 of the Kerry Cup but then went down to Cordal by 4 points.

KERINS O’RAHILLY NEWS:

The A’s went down heavily to County Championship favorites East Kerry 1-11 to 2-20. They will need to win this weekend.

The Academy was off due to the weather but will be back this Sunday. The u8’s and 10’s are away to Mitchell’s this Sunday.

In the u12’s Town League the Strand Road Blues went down narrowly to the Stacks. They play Churchill’s second team on Thursday the 22nd. They 12’s will play in the Blitz at Abbeydorney this Saturday from 10.30am.

In the District Championship it ended Tralee District 6-10 to St Kieran’s 3-06 while the u14’s are due to start their North Kerry League campaign this week. In the u15’s District it ended Tralee District 3-11 to West Kerry Districts

1-05.They will play North Kerry in the final. The u16’s are also due to begin their North Kerry League.

In the u17 B Championship Desmonds defeated the girls 3-10 to 2-11. The minors, in combination with St Pats lost their semi-final after extra time to the South Kerry combination.

Lotto: There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 3,11,25 and 26.The next Jackpot will be e3500.

PARNELLS NEWS:

Like all clubs Parnells are looking for representatives for as many as possible categories in the various upcoming Scor competitions. The underage season is drawing to a close with the various ages still training and playing in some competitions. In the u7’s Cian Slade and Conor Long were the Players of the Week. The u8 Camogie team enjoyed their trip to take on Killarney despite the weather while the u14 Boys defeated Lixnaw 5-14 to 2-08 in the North Kerry B Championship.

In Junior hurling it ended St Brendan’s C 1-15 to Tralee Parnell’s B’s 1-11. The next Lotto draw will be on Monday and all support will be greatly appreciated.

JOHN MITCHELS NOTES:

The club’s Social will take place in the Rose Hotel on Saturday October 8th from 7pm with tickets priced at e65. The u7 boys and girls were lucky to be able to move indoor but will be back outdoors this weekend. The u8/u10 girls will host Kerins O’Rahillys this Sunday. The u12 Girls were big winners over Na Gaeil. The u9 boy’s game against Ballymac will now take place this Sunday. The u14 Girls went down to Finuge and also lost narrowly to Churchill who play 2 Divisions higher in the League.

In the 13’s B put in a great effort to defeat Laune Rangers 4-07 to 1-13 in the Central Region League semi-final. But the A’s went down 2-12 to 2-09 to Na Gaeil in their final. The u15’s won a high scoring narrow win over Milltown – 2-18 to 3-13. The final date has still to be announced.

In the Senior Ladies Round 4 Junior B Championship the club’s side defeated Dingle 4-10 to 2-07and will play Annascaul/Castlegregory this Sunday. The Senior men are waiting for a date for the Town League final against Rahillys while the Juniors defeated Spa to set up a final against Castleisland.

There was no winner of the Lotto from the numbers drawn 13, 15, 23 and 30 with the next jackpot be e1850.

The Club’s Golf Classic will take place on September 23rd with prize giving that night in Galley’s Bar and Restaurant at 9pm. Funds raised will go to the Juvenile section.

The club has also organised a clothes bank with the St Vincent de Paul and a boot collection at the club.

ON THE GREEN’S

– PITCH AND PUTT NEWS:

The Kerry Men’s team secured a silver medal in the National Inter-County Championships which were reduced to one days play at Rocklodge due to the heavy rain fall. In the u16 County Matchplay Championships Deerpark’s Brian McCarthy took the main honours with A Jay Barrett winning the Plate. The Girls championship decider was an all Tralee affair with Sophie Moynihan just getting the better of Cliona Murphy. This weekend 15 Kerry players are in the Munster Matchplay Championships in Cork.

with “The Voice” Pat Harnett
Masters Track Championships.

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