Issue 30

The Roses meet Daithi and Kathryn in Dublin as they go on tour.

They’re on the way down !

Bon Secours announces €25 million investment in Electronic Health Record System

Bon Secours Health System (BSHS), which includes Bon Secours Hospital Tralee, has launched a groundbreaking €25 million clinical transformation project with healthtech firm MEDITECH which is to connect its entire hospital network using one electronic healthcare record (EHR).

The new ‘BonsConnect’ initiative, which will be the largest private hospital EHR system in Ireland, will improve patient safety, enhance clinical care, increase operational efficiency, and revolutionise the healthcare experience for the 300,000 patients Bon Secours treats annually.

The new EHR project is part of a significant investment in state-ofthe-art equipment and technology within a wider €300 million national commitment by Bon Secours Health System as part of its 2025 Strategic Plan.

The BonsConnect project will create 30 new jobs in BSHS now, with a further 30 positions to be created in September. It will cover the full Bon Secours hospital network in Cork, Galway, Limerick, Tralee, and Dublin, and is to be completed by the summer of 2025.

Bon Secours Health System Group Chief Executive, Bill Maher, said:

“Bon Secours Health System continues to be unrivalled in the quality of our service, combining the latest medical technologies and approaches with compassionate and personalised medical care.

BonsConnect is the next step in our digital journey and will change how care is delivered at our five hospitals, including our new hospital in Limerick, due to open in 2025.

This will lead to improved clinical decision-making, more efficient and accurate clinical documentation, and an increased level of access to the right information by the right person at the right time.”

Heritage Open Day at The Forge 20th August 2023

On Sunday 20th August Spa/Fenit Community Council will celebrate Heritage week at Churchill Forge Heritage Centre with a variety of events to entertain all.

The day will start with a Classic Vintage Car Run, departing the Forge in Churchill at 1pm, travelling to Kerry head via Ardfert and Ballyheigue and returning to the Churchill Forge again for Heritage celebrations.

This has become a very popular meet up for car enthusiasts, attending from all over the county.

The annual Dog show is a great attraction, always well attended and you are sure to see an array of impeccable groomed pets paraded by their owners.

Join our resident Blacksmith at Churchill Forge and step back in time and learn the history and practices of life at the Forge. Up to the middle of the 20th century, communities in rural Ireland were largely selfsufficient and the Blacksmith not only shod horses, he made and repaired everything needed on the farm. Displays of traditional skills of bygone times such as ButterMaking, Sugan Chair assembly, Morse code and Thatching. Skills which have been passed from one generation to next.

Entertainment will include traditional music, song, storytelling and dance which will again showcase the amazing talent in our community.

All are invited to celebrate our heritage and enjoy a wonderful day of family entertainment for free. Our museum is open every day and

Regular Banna Sea Swimmer Philomena Fitzgerald presents a cheque to Brian Crean from Banna Rescue.

Philomena recently fundraised the amount along with the support of The Wavers , friends and family..’a big shoutout to Dominic ‘ says Philomena . “The funds will go to the Banna Lifeguards rescue team who are there all year round and make Banna a much safer place ...it surely must be a gift from God “

Minister Foley announces multi-million euro development for Tarbert Comprehensive

Minister for Education and T.D for Kerry, Norma Foley today announces official project approval for a multi-million euro building project for Tarbert Comprehensive. The project brief will deliver a suite of mainstream classrooms, as well as a new science lab and preparation area, a design and communication graphics room, a home economics room and a textiles room. This major development will provide for state of the art investment in inclusive education with a bespoke two classroom base dedicated to the provision of special education supported by three additional dedicated resource rooms. The Department also sanctioned funding to convert the existing home economics room into an extra general purpose classroom. The next step in progressing this project will be to appoint a Design Team to design and tender the project and oversee the construction.

Minister Foley visited Tarbert Comprehensive to deliver the initial project approval.

Minister Foley said: “I am delighted to announce this multi-million-euro building project for the staff and students of Tarbert Comprehensive.

“This significant building project is an endorsement of the excellence in education delivered by the school community in Tarbert Comprehensive on a daily basis. This exciting development will ensure they can continue to meet the needs of their students for years to come while also providing state-of-the-art facilities for the delivery of special education which will serve the Tarbert community and beyond.

“It is fitting that as the school community here in Tarbert prepares to celebrate its 50th anniversary, we are able to demonstrate today our intention to continue to support, prepare and indeed honour that legacy by providing modern facilities that will guide them through the

next half a century and beyond.

“I would like to congratulate everyone involved in advancing this

project and I look forward to the work proceeding at pace.”

Brendan from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

WHAT EXACTLY IS NEUROMUSCULAR THERAPY (NMT)?

Neuromuscular Therapy (NMT) is a specialised form of bodywork therapy that targets speci c trigger points in muscles and aims to alleviate pain, improve circulation, and restore proper movement patterns through a combination of manual techniques and manipulation of the nervous system.

Is Neuromuscular Therapy suitable for chronic pain conditions?

Yes, Neuromuscular Therapy is often recommended for chronic pain conditions like bromyalgia, sciatica, and chronic headaches, as it focuses on addressing underlying muscular imbalances and tension that contribute to ongoing pain.

How does Neuromuscular Therapy

di er from traditional massage?

While traditional massage may focus on relaxation and general tension relief, Neuromuscular Therapy speci cally targets trigger points and muscular imbalances. It uses precise techniques to release tension, improve muscle function, and address the root causes of pain.

Are there any potential side e ects of Neuromuscular Therapy?

Some individuals might experience temporary soreness or discomfort after a session, similar to how muscles might feel after a workout. However, this discomfort typically subsides within a day or two, leaving behind improved muscle function and reduced pain.

How many sessions of Neuromuscular Therapy are usually recommended for noticeable results?

The number of sessions required varies depending on the severity of the condition being treated. For acute issues, individuals might experience relief in just a few sessions. Chronic or complex issues might require a series of 5 to 10 sessions for lasting improvements. Your therapist will provide personalized recommendations based on your situation.

Have

Rose Ball DJ (EX?)

Chris, will see you at the Saturday Parade

‘ Music mad ‘Maestro Chris Shortt is delighted to be welcoming the huge crowds expected for the Parade of Light happening Saturday evening thru the streets of Tralee . Says Chris ‘ Its been fantastic involved in the Festival for so many years and being the ‘ Official Rose Ball DJ ‘ for more than 20 years has been quite an honour and thoroughly enjoyable ...who knows ...we may see the Rose Ball back again in the future .I’m looking forward to being out on the streets for a change , and playing loads of the classics and favourite songs , while welcoming all the Roses to Tralee !

See ya Saturday Evening ...oh and Sunday afternoon too , as the Parade of Colours takes place !

Kerry Rose Kelsey Among Favourites As Rose Of Tralee Betting Hots Up

Kerry’s Kelsey Lang McCarthy is among the favourites to win the Rose of Tralee, according to Ladbrokes.

The Cahersiveen native is currently priced at 5/1 to keep the crown in the Kingdom.

Mayo Rose Kate Heneghan is the early favourite at 11/4, while the London and Sydney Roses are also frontrunners, with Ladbrokes making Amy Gillen and Aoife Butler 4/1 shots respectively.

Nicola McGeady of Ladbrokes said: Rose of Tralee fever is in full swing and while the money is behind Mayo right now, we have also seen support for Kerry Rose Kelsey Lang McCarthy. As this point, it’s impossible to say who will win the coveted crown

Siamsa Sessions

- Faux Mystic

Join us in the Siamsa Courtyard for live rock music from upcoming Kerry band, Faux Mystic. Heavily influenced by the greats, their sound is reminiscent of bands like The Doors and Led Zepplin and guitar leads like Hendrix, SRV and Rory Gallagher.

Tickets: €10

Mundy

Join Mundy for his summer concert at Siamsa following extensive touring worldwide and enjoy his own flavour of acoustic, folk-based pop/rock.

Tickets €26 SAT

Heritage Week concert

Enjoy

Andy Irvine & Donal Lunny

Don’t miss this unique opportunity to see these two giants of the Irish trad scene, Andy Irvine and Donal Lunny on stage together! Uniting for an evening of great music, a mixture of traditional songs, and originals composed by Andy.

Tickets €25/23

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St Pats Supporters got to meet ‘The Star’ on their trip to Croke Park for the Kerry Ladies Game last Sunday

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Tá an ríomhphost seo, chomh maith le ceangaltán ar bith a bhaineann

leis, faoi rún agus baineann sé leis an duine nó leis an aonán a bhfuil an seoladh seo aige/aici, amháin. Baineann aon tuairim nó barúil a nochtar leis an údar amháin agus ní gá go mbeadh aon bhaint ag na tuairimí sin le tuairimí an Chumainn. Má fuair tú an ríomhphost seo trí bhotún, cuir an duine a chuir chugat é ar an eolas le do thoil. Cé go ndéanann an Cumann scanadh ar r-phoist agus ar cheangaltáin le haghaidh víreas, níl aon chinnteacht go bhfuil ceachtar acu saor ó víris. Ní ghlacann an Cumann le dliteanas ar bith i leith aon damáiste a eascraíonn as víris.

Pat Joe’s 90th birthday

Pat Joe Dennehy from Lixnaw celebrated his 90th birthday with his wife and family at Ballyseede Castle on Sunday night. Photo: Michelle

Spotted on the Street

special moment

Enjoying a rare bit of sunshine on Wednesday were Strand Road men Joe Fitzgerald and Brendan O Brien with his dog Ali at the Lock Gates,Lohercannon while in the background are the majestic Slieve Mish Mountains.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

It was back to the day job for Crotta hurling trainer Brendan Mahony as he was enjoying the company of Con O’Gorman and Louise Carey outside his premises in Listowel on Thursday. Photo Moss Joe

Still friends after the result on County hurling final day were Pascal Nolan from Crotta and Lixnaw native Andrew Sheehy.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

IT’S ONLY A JOKE

COLONEL SANDERS CALLS UP THE POPE

“Your holiness”, he says. “My business is losing money and I need help. I’ll donate 10 million dollars to the Vatican if you change the Lord’s prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’”.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Sanders” the pope replies. “I cannot change the word of God. I wish you good luck with your business.”

A month later, Colonel Sanders calls back, even more desperate. “50 million dollars to the Vatican”, he says, “if you change the Lord’s prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’”.

“I’m sorry Mr. Sanders. The word of God is sacred and can’t be changed”, the pope replies. “You’ll have to try something else.”

A month later, Colonel Sanders calls back in pure desperation. “Please, your holiness. My sales are in the hole. I’ll donate 100 million dollars to the Vatican if you change the Lord’s prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’”.

The pope sighs and says, “OK, let me get back to you.” He then calls up his bishops and says, “Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, KFC will be donating 100 million dollars to the Vatican.” The bishops erupt in cheers. After quieting down, one asks, “and the bad news?” The pope replies solemnly, “we will be losing the Wonder Bread account”.

can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

MY GRANDFATHER KILLED 30 GERMAN PLANES DURING WORLD WAR 2

He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

JIM’S CAR IS SWERVING ALL OVER THE ROAD SO A COP PULLS HIM OVER

“Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that

The teacher says, “Very badly?” and Little Johnny says “Well, they don’t mess about at the crematorium!”

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME THAT A GREAT WAY TO LET GO OF YOUR ANGER IS TO WRITE LETTERS TO PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE AND THEN BURN THEM. I DID THAT AND I FEEL MUCH BETTER BUT I’M WONDERING... ...do I keep the letters?

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LITTLE JOHNNY SAYS “I’M SORRY I’M LATE, TEACHER, MY DAD GOT BURNED THIS MORNING.”

TALKING SPORT WITH THE TRALEE ADVERTISER

KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA

HIGHLIGHTS - AUGUST 14

Windy and wet conditions marked our senior club championship opener against Rathmore.

Rathmore secured a solid victory, 1-20 to 0-13, dominating the first half. Despite admirable efforts, first half deficit proved insurmountable.

Strong wind and rain advantage propelled Rathmore, leading 1-12 to 0-06 at halftime.

Tough challenge against a seasoned Rathmore side, displaying prowess with 1-17 from play.

Upcoming Junior Hurling Championship: Junior Hurlers (B team) gear up to face Kenmare in the first round of championship.

Match scheduled for next Wednesday at 7pm in Lewis Road.

Team and supporters eager to capitalize on Senior team’s Intermediate Championship victory.

Youth Academy Highlights:

Vibrant morning at the Juvenile Academy with training and go games.

U9 Boys engage in competitive matches against Na Gaeil, display growing capabilities.

U10 Girls enjoy session despite lower numbers due to Kerry Ladies’ support.

U13 Boys secure Division 7 Semifinal victory, advancing to the final with commendable teamwork.

Kerry North Development Squad

Success:

Christian Dunne part of NK Development squad, triumphs over Cork and Mayo.

Kerins O’Rahillys Summer Camp

Highlights:

Enthusiastic participation and sunny days characterize the successful Summer Camp.

Over 100 children enjoyed the engaging activities, creating lasting memories.

Gratitude to organizing committee and dedicated coaches for a vibrant week.

Ladies Football Updates:

Kerry Ladies give valiant effort in All Ireland final against Dublin.

Despite loss, Kerry Ladies inspire young players and set high standards.

U12 Girls showcase skill and spirit in division 4 development cup final.

U14 Girls gear up for division 4 Co. league final against Beaufort, displaying impressive performances.

U16 Girls prepare for North Kerry league, fixtures meeting to decide divisions.

Minors gear up for semifinal against Rathmore in division 3 Co. League.

Senior Ladies Championship: Anticipation builds for the approaching championship matches.

AUSTIN STACK CLUB: Senior Men’s Intermediate Championship:

Austin Stacks triumph over Ballydonoghue, finishing 2-18 to 1-8. Controlled game from start to finish. Sean Quilter shines with 9 points, named Celsius Menswear MOTM.

Michael Tansley’s outstanding goalkeeping adds to the victory.

Minors Co. Championship QF: Austin Stacks dominate Kenmare Shamrocks 5-15 to 1-8 in wet conditions.

Advances to Co Championship SF. Impressive performances from Ronan Carroll, Paddy Lane, and Ben Murphy.

Juvenile Academy Roundup:

U11 boys display talent in GoGames sessions.

U13 and U15 boys enjoy trip to Eclipse Ireland Activity and Outdoor Centre.

U15 team excels in training and table quiz.

Upcoming Events:

U13 and U15 boys’ training continues, check group messages for details. Respect for All campaign by the GAA emphasized by Austin Stack Club.

U13 boys participate in Rose Cup, facing Laune Rangers, Douglas (Cork), and Ardfert.

Heartening Performances:

Senior Ladies prepare for championship with dedicated training.

Senior Men Development battles hard, despite a narrow loss to Ballymac.

Senior Ladies, U9 boys, and U15 boys display dedication in training.

Promising Fixtures:

Senior Men to face John Mitchels in Group D Rd. 2 on August 20.

U13 boys face Milltown/Castlemaine in Central League semi-final.

U15 boys give an extraordinary performance in Minor County Championship semi-final. Stay tuned for more thrilling matches and displays of skill and dedication in the upcoming weeks!

JOHN MITCHELS GAA CLUB NOTES

Senior Men’s Championship Opener: Intermediate championship kicks off with Mitchels facing Desmond’s in Ballymac.

Low scoring first 10 minutes, Desmond’s leading by a point.

Halftime sees both teams tied at 4 points each.

Desmond’s secures victory with secondhalf goal, final score 1-8 to 0-6. Next round against Stacks, details to be confirmed.

Development Team’s Close Battle: Senior Men Development loses tight town league game against Ballymac by 2 points.

Hard-fought match showcases players’ efforts, thanks to supporters. Preparations for Senior Ladies: Senior Ladies gear up for championship, training on Tuesday and Thursday. Vital preparation underway, all players’ attendance crucial. Mothers and Others Fun: Wednesday evenings host Mothers and Others training from 8pm-9pm. Welcoming anyone 25 and over, no experience necessary.

Youth Academy Highlights:

U7 boys and girls thrive indoors, building skills rapidly.

U8 and 10 Girls show support for Kerry Senior Ladies.

U12 Girls gear up for County league match against Kilcummin.

U14 Girls intensify training ahead of League Semi-final.

U16 Girls engage in rigorous in-house and challenge games.

U9 Boys display great football in friendly against St Pats.

U11 Boys train hard, focus on kicking and passing skills.

U13 Boys anticipate crucial games in Gold team and Central league.

Minors Set for Action: Minors await Town league fixtures, training details to follow.

Stay tuned for more thrilling matches and developments on the field!

ST PATS GAA HIGHLIGHTS:

AUGUST 14, 2023

Juvenile Academy:

U11s exhibit remarkable skill and determination against Churchill.

U12 Girls shine in County League Final, clinching a triumphant victory.

U14 Girls enjoy a Dublin trip to support Kerry ladies’ team.

U13 boys display resilience against Castleisland Desmonds in Central Region semi-final.

U15 boys train for upcoming match against Castleisland District.

Michael Enright and Darragh Murphy excel in All Ireland win with U15 Kerry North team.

St Brendan’s Minors set for Minor Football County Championship Shield Semi-Final.

Seniors gear up for Round 2 match against Ballyduff.

Player Spotlights:

Carly-Anne and Archie shine as U5 star players.

U11’s Sean Lynch impresses after injury recovery.

U12 Girls triumph with great teamwork and determination.

U13’s backline showcases heroic defense efforts.

U15’s Michael Enright and Darragh Murphy achieve All Ireland win.

Upcoming Action:

U14 Girls set to face Inbheir Sceine Gaels in semi-final clash.

St Brendan’s Minors ready for Keane’s Supervalu Minor Football County Championship Shield Semi-Final. Seniors take on Ballyduff in Round 2 showdown.

Stay tuned for more exciting matches and impressive performances by St Pats GAA teams!

KERRY FC LEAGUE OF IRELAND ACADEMY HIGHLIGHTS

U17 Match: Carlow/Kilkenny 0 - Kerry FC 1

Late goal by Kyle Foley secured the victory.

U15 Match: Limerick United 3 - Kerry 3 Goal scorers: Pierce Lowth, Rob Keane, Christy Burke. Exciting draw with a strong performance.

U19 Match: Kerry 0 - Waterford 3 Kerry faced a tough loss against Waterford.

U14 Match: Kerry 3 - Athlone 4 Edison Jahiri scored 2 goals. Callum Robertson also netted a goal. High-scoring match with a narrow defeat.

Upcoming Fixtures:

U17 Team hosts Limerick on Saturday 19th at 2pm in Mounthawk Park.

U15 Team hosts Waterford on Sunday 20th at 2pm in Mount Hawk Park.

U19 Team travels to Klub Kildare for a 2pm kick-off on Sunday 20th. Stay tuned for more thrilling matches

and performances by Kerry FC Academy!

Tralee Parnells Hurling and Camogie Club Highlights

U11 Hurling:

Impressive away victory against Lixnaw. Displayed remarkable skill and determination.

Notable improvement in the team’s performance.

KERRY CAMOGIE:

Kerry U15s shine in inter county Blitz in Clare.

Secured wins against Roscommon, Clare B, and Limerick B.

Made it to the B Cup Final but faced tough competition from Cork B. Outstanding performances by Tralee Parnells players: Caoilainn, Anna Chute, Anna O, Jessica, and Sarah.

INTERMEDIATE HURLING:

Munster GAA Junior Club Championship draw announced.

Tralee Parnells to play at home against Clare’s winners.

Match scheduled for November 4th or 5th. Support the team after their historic County Intermediate Championship win.

JUNIOR HURLING:

Parnells receive walkover from Kenmare in Junior Hurling Championship. Progress to the Championship semifinal.

Stay tuned for more thrilling performances and achievements from Tralee Parnells Hurling and Camogie Club!

Dooks Exchange Golf Tournament Results

Congratulations to all participants for a great round of golf at Dooks!

Top Performers:

1st Place: Tommy Evans (17)Impressive 42pts

2nd Place: John Noonan (18) - Strong 40pts

3rd Place: Mike Lawlor (21) - Scored 37pts

Divisional Winners:

Division 1: Capt. Niall Gilroy (8) - 34pts (last 6)

Division 2: John Breen (20) - Scored 35pts

Division 3: Billy O’Sullivan (29)Achieved 36pts

A big round of applause to all the prize winners for their outstanding performance on the course!

Call Tim for free quote:

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times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer. R.N.

THE MIRACLE PRAYER

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour). Take it dear Heart of Jesus and place it within your Heart where your Father sees it, then in his merciful eyes it will become your favour not mine. Amen. Say this prayer three times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer. C.S.

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour). Take it dear Heart of Jesus and place it within your Heart where your Father sees it, then in his merciful eyes it will become your favour not mine. Amen. Say this prayer three times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer. B.S.

Dear Heart of Jesus in the past I have asked for many favours, this time I ask you this special one (mention favour). Take it dear Heart of Jesus and place it within your Heart where your Father sees it, then in his merciful eyes it will become your favour not mine. Amen. Say this prayer three times for three days and your favour will be granted. Never known to fail. Must promise publication of prayer. T.S.