The Leader 24 November 25 – Edition 1103

When cancer takes someone you love, life is never the same. For 73-year-old Pat Welsh, that loss sparked a mission of hope, awareness, and colour.

For the past nine years, Pat has dyed his hair bright pink every November to raise funds and awareness for cancer support. This year marks a very special milestone: the 10th anniversary of his “Pink November” campaign.

“It’s a twist on the Movember campaign,” Pat explains. “After losing my wife to cancer, I wanted to do something that could make a real difference — to support screening, research, and holistic care. My hope is that my fundraising might help a family spend a little more time together, or even bring us closer to a cure, so others don’t have to experience the same pain.”

Pat’s dedication has become a local symbol of compassion and resilience, reminding everyone to see the person — not the patient. “Support the fighters. Admire the survivors. Honour the taken,” he says.

All proceeds from Pat’s 2025 campaign go directly to the Pink Ladies, who provide hands-on support to those facing cancer and contribute to vital research. “From pennies to pounds, every donation counts,” Pat adds.

Donate at: https://gofund.me/266fd83d2

ANDY ORMISTON

REMEMBERING A SERVANT OF HUMANITY

Andy Ormiston (1939–2025) was a respected local author and historian in Torrevieja, Spain, known for his extensive work on the town's history and his significant contributions to the local community. Originally from Scotland, he moved to Torrevieja in 1986 and was proud to call Torrevieja, ‘home’.

He settled in Torrevieja with his wife Juana in 1986, worked in the Real Estate industry, as a journalist and writer but was possibly best known for dedicated his life to uniting cultures and promoting charitable events. With few other native English speakers to be found in the City almost forty years ago, he immersed himself in local and Spanish culture, learnt Spanish and became an expert in European celebrations and traditions that brought international and local residents closer together. He received the Gold Shield “European Star” for his work in fostering integration.

His book, Torrevieja Cameos, his Charity Calendar and his online magazine, “Torrevieja Outlook,” are part of his legacy: affection, culture and unity.

Andy was widely recognised for his vast knowledge of local history and his published works on the subject. His research included detailed information on local traditions, such as the origins of the Semana Santa (Holy Week) processions and possibly knew more about the history of the City of Salt and anyone else.

In 2009, he received the prestigious "Estrella de Europa" (Star of Europe) award from the Torrevieja municipal corporation in recognition of his efforts to promote the integration of international residents with the local Spanish community.

He was a dedicated fundraiser, raising thousands of euros for various local good causes, many times working hand his hand with his talented, award winning vocalist daughter Shani and presently many local productions, always with his wry sense of Scottish humour, which he held onto until the every end.

He created and published an annual "Solidarity Calendar" (Costa Blanca calendar) which was distributed free of charge to local charities, who in turn sold them to raise funds. The calendar contained information about all the local events and holidays in the Vega Baja region and was one of the fastest selling Christmas gifts in the region.

Andy Ormiston passed away on November 9, 2025, at the age of 86, leaving behind a legacy of community service and historical preservation in the area. He is survived by his wife, Juana, his daughters, Jennifer and Shani, their families and a grateful community.

POETS CORNER ‘NO FOOL’

Old Alice was a rebel

As she had been all her life

She'd never found a husband

So she'd never been a wife

Instead she'd concentrated

On her work and her close friends

On protesting when she needed to

And keeping up with trends

She lived alone in Blackpool

In a pokey one bed flat

Happy always to oblige

It said 'welcome' on the mat

Aware of winter coming

By Keith Nicol

And the rising cost of fuel

She had vowed to put her heating on

Despite a winter cruel

No way was Alice going to freeze

To line a big wigs pocket

The profit made by companies

Could fund a Mars bound rocket

So up the thermostat went

To secure a warm domain

And the bills went out the window

Just as soon as the bills came

Leaving school at fourteen

Starting work the following day

Alice thought she'd paid her dues

Once retirement came her way

So no way was she about to starve

To pay a heating bill

She made sure she'd enough to eat

And once she'd had her fill

She'd sit beside a nice warm fire

And watch her favourite soap

The bills could pile up to the roof

Her pension now could cope

They threatened to cut off her heat

Her bills now pretty high

But Alice in defiance

Said 'Go forth and multiply

So Alice was imprisoned

Where she had full board and heat

She still could watch her Telly

In her small one bed roomed suite

No worries now, no bills to pay

It all seemed pretty cool

Alice might be elderly

And a rebel but NO FOOL!

by David Whitney c 2025

A recent Orihuela Costa demo protesting about the lack of schools

Orihuela Costa’s Day of Reckoning as Protest scheduled to meet Historic Plenary Session

Orihuela to Hold First-Ever Plenary Session on the Coast as Residents Plan Protest

For the first time in its history, Orihuela will hold a municipal plenary session on the coast. The November session is scheduled for Thursday at 9:15 a.m. at the Town Hall office in Playa Flamenca.

The move, however, coincides with a protest called by the Party for the Independence of Orihuela Costa (PIOC), which accuses the municipality of “neglect, inequality and a lack of institutional respect” toward coastal residents.

PIOC argues that the coastline generates more than e60 million a year for municipal coffers but receives less than e30 million in services and investment.

By contrast, the group notes, the historic city of Orihuela has received more than e15 million in cultural and infrastructure investment over the past two years, including funding for museums, orchestras, a conservatory, a dance school and multiple cultural programs.

Residents say the imbalance is stark. “If we pay the same taxes, we want the same services,” organizers stated, pointing to what they describe as poor street cleaning despite one of the highest waste-collection taxes in Spain. More than 1,000 residents have formally requested a reduction in the tax but say

the City Council has failed to respond. Protesters plan to collect signatures for a petition they intend to elevate to European institutions.

“Residents of Orihuela Costa continue to depend on a City Council located 35 kilometres away that treats us as third-class citizens,” the group said. The last major demonstration took place in May after months of cancelled district meetings, drawing a strong turnout.

Meanwhile, Unidos por la Costa, a leading neighbourhood association with more than 1,000 members and 12,000 online followers, has undergone a change in leadership. At its AGM, outgoing president Tomas Moreno stepped down after five years, to be replaced by Maria Jose Sanchez Crespo. She welcomed the location of the plenary session but insisted that symbolic gestures were not enough as she called for “real investment and tangible results,” proportional to the revenue generated by the population—nearly 30,000 registered residents and an estimated 60,000 permanent inhabitants.

With municipal elections approaching in May 2027, the association saaid that it plans to encourage voter registration and promote strategic voting. While non-partisan, it has signalled support for a dedicated coastal party to ensure adequate representation.

SAFE SCHOOL RUNS: DGT AND GUARDIA CIVIL SAFETY CHECKS

Every weekday across Spain, thousands of children travel to school by bus. For many families, it is a daily routine — but for the Guardia Civil and the DGT, it is also a matter of continuous safety vigilance.

This week, a nationwide campaign ensures that every vehicle, driver, and company involved in school transport meets the highest safety standards.

WHAT THE INSPECTIONS COVER

The checks focus on several key areas: driver qualifications, vehicle condition, and the presence of proper signage and safety equipment.

Each bus must display a visible “Escolares” sign, carry a fire extinguisher, and have clearly marked emergency exits.

Seatbelts are mandatory for all passengers where fitted, and inspectors verify that they are both fitted and functional.

The DGT also reviews driver working hours and rest periods to prevent fatigue — one of the most common causes of professional driving incidents. Vehicles found with faults or non-compliance may be removed from service until corrected.

PARENTS AND SCHOOLS ALSO HAVE A ROLE

Safety does not end with the inspection. Parents should ensure that their children understand the rules: always remain seated, wear the seatbelt, and wait for the bus to stop completely before standing.

Boarding and disembarking zones should be calm, orderly, and supervised by adults or teachers whenever possible.

Schools can support the process by maintaining clear pick-up areas, ensuring that buses are parked safely away from general traffic, and encouraging visibility.

Reflective jackets or rucksack covers are simple yet effective for children who walk to the stop in low light.

THE VIEW FROM THE ROAD

Other road users also play a part. When approaching a stopped school bus, Spanish law requires drivers to proceed with extreme caution and at a very low speed — ready to stop if children are crossing. This simple courtesy can prevent tragedies, especially on narrow urban roads where children may suddenly appear from between vehicles.

EDUCATION STARTS EARLY

Projects like Trafford and Friends, from N332, reinforce these lessons in classrooms and communities, helping children recognise safe habits from an early age.

Understanding how to behave around buses and crossings builds awareness that lasts a lifetime. Through enforcement, education, and shared responsibility, Spain continues to improve school transport safety — protecting its youngest and most vulnerable road users every single day.

PUBLIC TRIBUTES PAID TO CLOE ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEATH

Adeeply moving public tribute was held on Sunday at La Florida ER 2 Park in Orihuela Costa to honour the memory of Cloe Tirelli Oliva, the day before the first anniversary of her tragic death.

Friends, family, classmates, and members of the local community gathered to pay their respects, reflecting the profound impact Cloe had on everyone who knew her.

The ceremony served not only as a remembrance of her life but also as a reminder of the community’s shared grief and resilience.

Organized by the “In Memory of Cloe” platform, the event featured the laying of flowers, personal messages, and a moment of silence, creating an atmosphere of reflection and solidarity.

Attendees were invited to take along flat painted stones, which were collected and arranged to create a mosaic on a park bench dedicated to Cloe’s memory. This symbolic gesture represents love, unity, and the community’s ongoing commitment to standing against violence.

Speakers at the tribute emphasised the importance of keeping Cloe’s memory alive and highlighted efforts to rename the park opposite IES Playa Flamenca in her honour.

The ceremony offered a space for emotional support, allowing those affected by her loss to come together and celebrate her life, courage, and the joy she brought to those around her.

Filled with emotion, solidarity, and remembrance, the tribute underscored how Cloe’s legacy continues to inspire the Orihuela Costa community, reminding everyone of the power of collective compassion and the enduring impact of one young life lost too soon.

Bishop of Orihuela-Alicante accused of Hate Speech

Bishop Jose Ignacio Munilla of Orihuela-Alicante is under investigation after defending so-called “conversion therapies” for gay people, triggering a wave of criticism from LGBTI groups.

The Madrid Prosecutor’s Office launched pre-trial proceedings following a complaint accusing him of hate speech and discrimination.

Munilla hit back on X, calling the probe “baseless” and claiming it’s an attempt to intimidate the Church and impose an LGBTI “state anthropology.”

He insists he was only criticising Spain’s law banning conversion therapies, not attacking LGBTI people, and vows to continue offering spiritual guidance to those who voluntarily seek help to live in chastity.

PLAYA FLAMENCA DRAINAGE UPGRADE

Orihuela

has awarded

e150,000 contract to install a Sustainable Urban Drainage System (SUDS) in Playa Flamenca, near the CEIP Playas de Orihuela school.

The four-month project aims to prevent flooding on C/Parana, where inadequate storm drains and steep slopes cause frequent runoff issues during moderate to heavy rain.

The plan includes building a drainage ditch along the traffic island between Calle Parana and Avenida California and adding a rain garden to store runoff, filter pollutants, and mimic natural drainage processes. Councillor Mestre called the project essential for improving flood safety.

Despite this progress, significant flood-prevention work is still pending at the nearby N-332 underpass, which becomes unusable during periods of rain.

Tackling loneliness among Expats in Spain

Age in Spain’s volunteers provide vital daily support to isolated foreign residents, many of whom struggle with loneliness, language barriers, and complex bureaucracy. As Christmas approaches, their work becomes even more essential.

Thousands of expats—often older adults who moved to Spain for a better life—find themselves living alone after bereavement or separation from family abroad. Regular phone calls from Age in Spain volunteers offer companionship and emotional relief, helping reduce the health risks associated with chronic isolation.

The charity’s volunteers deliver three key services: The Infoline, which answers hundreds of practical enquiries each month, offering clear guidance through Spain’s often confusing systems.

The Friendline, which pairs lonely individuals with volunteers for regular social calls.

Casework support, helping with complex needs, coordination with social services, and assistance for veterans.

Age in Spain operates year-round, supported largely by expat volunteers who understand the challenges of living far from home. The organisation handles over 3,000 enquiries annually, and its online guides receive more than a thousand weekly visitors.

The charity encourages the public to refer anyone who may be struggling, volunteer their time, or donate to keep services running—just ˇ10 funds an hour of Friendline calls. This Christmas, they urge communities to reach out to isolated neighbours, reminding us that meaningful connection often begins with a simple conversation.

Tourism launch Festive Christmas Tours in Orihuela

Orihuela’s Tourism Department has launched a festive program of Christmas-themed activities for December, combining history, culture, family workshops, and seasonal treats.

The festivities begin on December 5 with the “Palaces” tour, showcasing the city’s iconic architecture, alongside a “Cultural Heritage” route through the historic center.

On December 7, the Miguel Hernandez House Museum will host a special exhibition with Teatro Expresion Orihuela, while

the “Dulces Pasos” tour offers visits to convents where nuns serve traditional handmade Christmas sweets.

Family-friendly workshops at MUDIC include card making, solar observation, and planetarium shows. The Museum-Almazara tour explores traditional olive oil production with tastings.

The program concludes with “Belenes with Tourist Train” tours on December 24, 26, 27, 29, and 30, visiting the city’s nativity scenes. Registration is required via the official tourism website.

RICHARD GERE TO LIGHT UP MURCIA’S GIANT CHRISTMAS TREE NEXT FRIDAY

Hollywood icon

Richard Gere will visit Murcia next week to switch on the city’s Great Christmas Tree in Plaza Circular, transforming an already beloved annual tradition into an unforgettable night for thousands of residents and visitors.

Gere, known for his acclaimed roles in An Officer and a Gentleman, Pretty Woman and Days of Heaven, will preside over the ceremony this coming Friday, November 28.

The actor will be in Spain with his family to attend a documentary presentation in Madrid for the Hogar Si Foundation, an organisation he has supported since 2015.

Seizing the opportunity, Murcia City Council extended an invitation for him to lead one of the region’s most anticipated festive events.

The actor’s ties to Spain go beyond his public appearances. Gere is married to Spanish activist and businesswoman Alejandra Silva, and he has long demonstrated a strong commitment to social issues affecting the country.

Murcia’s Christmas celebrations are already underway, however, with the city-wide lights switch-on by Argentine tenor Martin Savi, on Saturday.

The lighting of the Great Christmas Tree in Plaza Circular has become a cornerstone of Murcia’s festive season, attracting major public figures in previous years.

Past ceremonies have included appearances by tennis star Carlos Alcaraz, singer Ruth Lorenzo and Operacion Triunfo winner Rosa Lopez. This year, however, a Hollywood legend will take centre stage.

Orihuela Cultural in crisis says Opposition

Gere is married to Spanish businesswoman Alejandra Silva

Discount Vouchers to boost Pilar de la Horadada Commerce

Pilar de la Horadada has launched its “Discount Vouchers 2025” campaign, funded entirely by the City Council with a e200,000 budget. The first 6,666 eligible households can receive two e15 vouchers to spend at participating local businesses between 20 November and 8 December 25. Vouchers must be collected in person with valid ID and are considered taxable income for the 2025 tax return.

Participants must be registered residents before 1 January 2025 and remain so until at least 1 June.

Councillor Kini Rojano said the initiative aims to boost local commerce, support jobs and strengthen the community.

They claim that key company records have been withheld for over a year and have issued a 10-day deadline for management and the mayor to provide documents needed for proper oversight.

Requested information includes staff lists, CVs and scoring for recent hires, details of employee sanctions and medical leaves, certification of managerial allowances, and information on legal cases involving staff.

Councillors describe repeated unfulfilled promises to provide information as “shameful” and “unacceptable,” arguing the secrecy undermines accountability and democratic oversight.

‘Needing eyes in the back of your head .....’

There was never a parent who raised any sort of a child, who didn’t declare at some point; ‘you would need eyes in the back of your head to watch them.’ Then as soon as the child settles into school, he or she would discover to their cost that it was the teacher who had eyes in the back of the head!

A certain lady I know, who shall be nameless here, has proven time after time to have that uncanny power of having eyes in the back of her head.

As I may have mentioned previously, she first of all has a nose that would get her a job as a sniffer with the drugs squad at Dublin Airport. ‘Who did you have in the car?’ … and this a day after I gave some poor ‘scrut’ a lift to a match. But it’s these extra eyes we are looking at here. ‘Stop picking’ … just as I see her with her back turned and I decide to sample some tasty morsel sitting on the stove. (Could be related to the teacher thingy perhaps) I did respond once … but only the once, I hasten to add, by wondering why this gift doesn’t apply to reversing a car!

We can be sitting in a restaurant, an airport or at a concert, when I’m asked; ‘Did you ever get the feeling that somebody was watching you?’ ‘Not since you told your father we were getting

engaged’, I reply. But without fail, ‘foureyes’ will turn around and be able to tell me the name of the person favouring us with a gaze.

Of course there is no visible proof of being able to see out of the back of our heads. It is just that peculiar instinct, a

sense telling us that there is something behind us we should be aware of. It is possible that sometimes the brain hits on an analytical power that incorporates ‘gaze detections’ to let us know we are the focus of a pair of eyes we cannot see.

I remember once hearing some footballer being interviewed on radio; a speedy forward and one who always seemed to have time on the ball.

The player told the interviewer that he could always tell how close the player was behind him without ever having to look. It has been recorded, rare instances of humans born with their eyes so widely apart and so large that they had the peripheral vision to see most of what went on behind them.

You can purchase sunglasses with mirror-type reflectors to allow you see people behind you. I know that I promised the Lads not to let on to the Gorls about this – but honest reporting is more important than ever these days!

Rabbits (of which I know a thing or two about) and parrots can see behind them without turning their heads. Their eyes are positioned on the sides of their head, granting them 360degree panoramic vision. This allows them to cover all approaches from predators and dangers from all directions at once.

As well as rabbits, cows are another animal I know a thing or two about; having farmed both. Believe me; the cow can see behind her as good as any rabbit. With round bulging eyes on the side of her head, your moody old cow can land the perfectly placed kick straight into your bal … ba …b … bucket, without ever turning her head!

I know all about ‘kickidy’ cows, but I have no understanding of what I am about to tell you next. Please do not stop me on the street to discuss, because the truth is that what I write next is being copied from a piece of paper I tore out of a magazine last week. This snippet inspired the above thoughts – but this is where the comparison stops.

In 2002, at the University of Louvain, Mr (probably a professor, but it doesn’t say) Claude Veraart invented a pair of eyes for the back of your head … any head. Here is the bit I don’t want you to ever quiz me on.

‘A microsystem – based visual prosthesis is a spiral cuff electrode around the optic nerves at the back of the eye. This is connected to a stimulator in a small depression in the skull.’ Got that …? In other words it is known as having eyes in the back of your head.

I don’t like those bits about playing around with ‘optic nerves’ or a ‘small depression in the skull’. Personally I am prepared to stick with the two eyes I have in front – and trust Specsavers to do the rest!

DON’T FORGET

This retirement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and going to bed that night I realise I only got half of it done.

Goodbye to long queues! Alicante - Elche Airport upgrades to ensure faster British Entry

Alicante-Elche Miguel Hernandez Airport is set for a e1.1 billion renovation aimed at improving efficiency and security for international travellers, particularly British nationals. This major overhaul comes in response to the EU Entry-Exit System (EES), which now requires biometric data collection—including facial recognition and fingerprints—for all non-EU passengers. With over 6 million British travellers passing through the airport annually, the upgrades are essential to handle increased processing times and ensure a smooth travel experience.

The renovation includes:

New dedicated EES processing areas equipped with state-of-the-art biometric machines.

Advanced baggage inspection systems allowing passengers to keep liquids and electronics in hand luggage during checks.

Expanded infrastructure to handle growing passenger volumes efficiently.

The EES system, implemented last month, will electronically track entries and exits of nonEU travellers across the Schengen Area, improving border security while streamlining arrivals and departures.

Spain’s investment aims to modernise Alicante-Elche Airport, making it a benchmark for contemporary air travel. The upgrades promise faster processing, reduced queues, and enhanced comfort for passengers—especially British tourists—while maintaining the highest security.

Once completed, Alicante-Elche is expected to offer a seamless, secure, and efficient travel experience, solidifying its status as a top destination for international travellers.

ORIHUELA EARMARKS LAND FOR CONSTRUCTION OF SCHOOL CEIP No 20

The Orihuela Council has informed the Valencian Department of Education that it has more than 500,000 square meters of public service land available exclusively in Orihuela Costa.

The land, spread across 46 municipal plots, offers multiple options for the construction of the long-awaited CEIP No. 20, considered an urgent educational need for the coastal area.

To move the project forward, the Councillor for Urban Planning, Matias Ruiz Penalver, and the Councillor for Education, Vicente Pina, met in Alicante with the Director General of Educational Infrastructure, Jose Maria Larena, the Territorial Infrastructure Technician, Jose David Gras, and the Head of the Educational Service, Antonio Costa.

During the meeting, municipal officials presented the 46 plots so regional surveyors can assess which location is best suited for the new school. They emphasized that the coastal zone already has the necessary land ready for use, allowing the CEIP No. 20 project to begin administrative processing without further delays.

councillors for Planning and Education

counterparts

NEW HEALTH CENTRE PROGRESS

The Council also requested authorization from the Department of Education to change or remove the educational designation of the Villa Rosa plot, intended for the future Orihuela Costa Health Centre No. 2.

This step would make it possible to process its conversion for healthcare use under current regulations. Since suitable public land is readily available in the coastal area, this change will not hinder educational development.

Councillor Ruiz Penalver stated, “The coast has more than half a million square meters of municipal land ready for public facilities. Today we presented every available option so the Department can choose the best location for CEIP No. 20.”

Councillor Pina added, “The coast cannot wait any longer. We have demonstrated that the City Council is prepared and that the land is available.

Now it is time for the Department to take the next step.”

Pepon Nieto Headlines Historic GoyaQualifying Edition of CORTOPILAR

The 9th CORTOPILAR

International Film Festival celebrated its most successful edition yet—its first as an official Goya Awards qualifying event—drawing more than a thousand attendees and selling out all nine screening sessions.

Actor Pepon Nieto headli-

ned the festival, unveiling his star on the Paseo de Cine and receiving the 2025 Pilar de Honor during an emotional closing gala.

The festival awarded top honours to El fantasma de la quinta (Best Short Film), El princep (Best Director and Best Actor), and La

TORREVIEJA TAPAS WINNERS

The Association of Hospitality Businesses of Torrevieja has announced the winners of the “Nos Vamos de Tapas” competition at the Torrevieja Tourism Center. Restaurante La Mar de Bien won Best Traditional Tapa for its chipirones stuffed with seafood, served with American sauce and crispy leek.

The Best Innovative Tapa award was left vacant after the selected winner was disqualified for not attending the announcement, as required by contest rules.

A e1,000 travel prize from a participating-venue draw went to La Cantina Food & Drinks.

The official awards ceremony will be held Thursday at Bodegas Vega, celebrating local gastronomy.

NEW CASAVERDE REHAB CLINIC

Grupo Casaverde has opened a new 1,000 m2 outpatient neurological and physical rehabilitation clinic in Alicante, offering specialised care for adults and children. The centre will be officially inaugurated on Tuesday, by regional health officials and Casaverde’s president.

Facilities include dedicated adult and pediatric rehabilitation areas with walking circuits, neurorehabilitation spaces, sensory rooms, and play-based therapy zones. Therapeutic indoor gardens and a vegetable garden support sensory and daily-living skills.

With 35 years of experience and strong recovery results, Casaverde expands its innovative, human-centred rehabilitation model across Spain with this new Alicante clinic

TORREVIEJA SURVEILLANCE

Torrevieja has awarded VIGIPROT S.L.U. the new municipal surveillance and access-control contract, worth e118,433 per year for two years, with the option of two one-year extensions, totalling e473,732 if fully extended.

mort (Best Screenplay and Audience Award), among others, with Tingfinder winning Best International Short Film.

Nearly 600 attendees were present at the closing ceremony, where winners praised the festival’s organisation and warm hospitality.

The company will provide 200 extra hours each of auxiliary staff and security guards for urgent needs at no additional cost. It will also deliver specialised training for guards and install two licence-plate-reading cameras that will later become municipal property. The service includes real-time monitoring tools, enhancing security and access management across municipal facilities.

Studio 32 Shines at the Torrevieja Expo

What a difference a day makes! This past weekend at the Expo, Studio 32 was at the heart of the action, surrounded by the excitement of stringed orchestras, pantomimes, and Romanian dancers, to name just a few highlights.

The two-day event was a vibrant celebration filled with energy and creativity, attracting thousands of visitors and offering countless opportunities to make new friends.

Whether you’ve been part of the Studio 32 family for years—or just discovered us at the Expo—we’d love to see you at our next gathering.

Join Us for a Relaxed Evening with Studio 32

Date: Thursday, 27 November

Time: 7:00 PM

Location: Manifesto (formerly Casa Contenta), Rojales

This informal get-together will feature no speeches and no formal presentations—just relaxed conversation, a drink or two, and the chance to meet the cast, crew, and committee in a friendly, welcoming atmosphere.

Come along and connect with the Studio 32 community—we can’t wait to see you there!

Julia Parker

Christmas Treat for All

Theatre & Culture ì

as

Panto Takes to the Stage

The pantomime ‘Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs’ will take place at the Cardenal Belluga Theatre in San Fulgencio on 11th, 12th and 13th December 2025. Showtimes are 7:30pm on Thursday and Friday, with a 2:30pm matinee on Saturday.

This family-friendly show promises plenty of laughter, music, dancing and the classic pantomime tradition of audience participation.

Tickets are available from The Post Box (Doña Pepa), The Card Place (Benimar), The Post Room (Benijofar), Cards and More (La Marina), Carpet Heaven (Los Montesinos), Treasure Chest (Quesada), The Card Place (Punta Prima) and The Post Shop (Villamartin).

For email bookings, contact rojalestickets4panto@gmail.com.

Daniela Daiana Gomez Crowned Torrevieja Reina de la Sal 2025-26

Daniela Daiana Gomez has been proclaimed at the Reina de la Sal 2025-2026 during a gala held at the Torrevieja Municipal Theatre, an event filled with tradition, emotion, and ceremony.

She will be accompanied by Miriam Cordoba and Sara Toribio, who were named Damas de la Sal.

The evening featured a piano and violin duo welcoming the outgoing Sal Court and a performance by the Paya’s Dance

School, incorporating light and shadow effects and the final appearance of the Corte Salinera 2024/2025.

Numerous local queens and representatives attended, including the Belleza del Fuego of Alicante, carnival royalty, and other festival representatives, highlighting the event’s cultural significance.

The outgoing court, led by Nuria Marti, gave farewell speeches reflecting on their year of service.

TIME TO HURRY! THE BEANSTALK WILL BE GROWING NEXT WEEK!

All systems are on high alert at the ADAPT Theatre Group as the time approaches for our debut at the Geli Albaladejo theatre in San Pedro del Pinatar.

Last minute costume adjustments, working out our entrances and exits, making sure our lines are well and truly learnt and all the special effects are cued in on time, to name but a few of the final preparations that have to be made.

If you haven’t got your tickets yet, we suggest that you do so as soon as possible and they are selling fast.

This year there will be just three performances and we are looking to fill the theatre with laughter, music and dance to the highest standards on all three occasions.

We are excited about this venture and we hope you are too!

The performances of “Jack and the Beanstalk –

The new court was then announced: Sara Toribio and Miriam Cordoba received their sashes, and Daniela Daiana Gomez was crowned Reina de la Sal, receiving her crown, earrings, scepter, and official sash from the outgoing queen and the mayor, Eduardo Dolon. The gala concluded with the Torrevieja Anthem, officially kicking off the Patron Saint Festivities in honor of La Purisima, which will continue until 9 December.

Jack y las Habichuelas Magicas” will be on 28th November at 7 p.m. and 29th November at 12 noon and 7 p.m. at the Geli Albaladejo Theatre, Avda de los Flamencos, San Pedro del Pinatar.

Tickets priced at 5e are available from: Bar Amigos Avda Las Salinas, San Pedro; Mail Pinatar (SEUR) c/ Reyes Catalicos, San Pedro and from MABS, c/Oslo, San Javier on Thursdays.

They can also be reserved by WhatsApp or phone from Eric on 656 36 10 98.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO IMPROVE YOUR MOBILITY

The older we get the more our body deteriorates. It doesn’t always perform the way we want it to. Maintaining our mobility, flexibility and becoming pain free becomes our main focus. By now we have probably quit smoking and only drink in moderation. Typically as we get older, we exercise less and rest more.

Rest and relaxation is good, but our bodies need to move, our muscles need to stay active but not in the same way they did when we were young. Our joints, heart and all our internal organs have been working hard for 60, 70 or 80 years, we cannot punish them the way we used to. We need EASY Exercise not hard exercise, or equally damaging, no exercise.

At EASY Exercise (La Regia) Cabo Roig we have 26 motorized machines designed to work all our major muscles without putting any body weight or pressure on our hips, knees or ankles. There are 3 different circuits designed to offer a variety of exercises to suit individual needs, each circuit is comfortable and easy to use.

EASY Exercise is open Monday to Friday 8:30am to

1pm, all year around. The atmosphere is friendly, the temperature is carefully controlled and there is always a qualified person in attendance.

You do not require special clothing or footwear; all you need is a bath towel and a pair of socks for hygiene purposes.

Ask us about our 55e monthly flexible memberships. You don’t have to pay for time while on holidays or sick. Typically members use the centre 2 or 3 times a week for 45 minutes per session.

EASY Exercise is not about achieving a young athletic body, it is about keeping your body working without pain, retaining mobility and flexibility.

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TRIVIA QUIZ

1. The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) certified its first gold album in 1958. The album title was a US state. Can you name the album title?

2. Which unusual device was used in the James Bond film 'Thunderball', Superbowl I, and the opening cermonies at the summer Olympics in 1984 and 1996?

3. Which one of the following is the name of a traditional Sicilian hat? a. Coppola b. Scorsese c. Tarantino d. Capra

4. Which famous bridge was 'built' between 24 June 1948 and 12 May 1949?

5. Which towering savant with a great back heel captained the Brazilian national football team in 1982?

6. The basis for the Italian bitter aperitif known as Cynar is what? a. Asparagus, b. dandy lion, c. Pomegranate, d. artichoke

7. The name of which fantastic car is also a ribald song once sung by Allied soldiers in WW I?

8. The tallest free-standing structure in the Southern Hemisphere (standing at 328 metres / 1,080 ft can be found in which country? A bonus point for the name of the city.

9. What was the name of the world's first commercial jet airliner?

10. The following lyrics are all from songs with the word 'cat' in the song title. Can you name the song? a. I'm a ladies cat, a feline Casanova. b. Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon. c. I hear the click clack of your feet on the stairs, I know you're no scare eyed honey. d. On a morning from a Bogart movie. e. It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine

11. The name of which Mediterranean country stems from the Semetic word for 'white'?

12. Which film takes place on board the space ship Auriga 200 years after the central characters suicide?

13. 'Mothers ruin' or gin is called Genever in Holland. What does it mean when translated?

14. Which English actor was seriously considered for the role of Vito Corleone in the Godfather but was too ill to play the part?

15. The Royal Navy's midget X class submarines were first used in an attempt to sink the Bismark's sister ship. What was her name?

16. From the following list, choose the two which are actually Australian table wines. a. Chateau Chunder. b. Hobart Muddy. c. 7 Good Reasons. d. Dead Arm Shiraz. e. Cote du Rod Laver

17. What are the oldest scriptural texts of Hinduism called?

18. Maleficent is the main antagonist in which Walt Disney classic?

19. What are the first seven words to the song 'Runaround Sue'?

20. The 2010 Winter Olympics concluded in Vancouver after victory in the men's ice hockey gave host nation Canada a Winter Olympic record of how many gold medals? + or - 2

SUDOKU CHALLENGE

QUICKIE CROSSWORD

ACROSS

ACROSS - 3.Gloomy (9)

8.Smooth (4)

9.Mixture (9)

10.Outcome (6)

11.Wielded (5)

14.Cleave (5)

15.Close (4)

16.Grating (5)

18.Assemblage (4)

20.Audibly (5)

21.Digress (5)

24.Item (6)

25.Abandonment (9)

26.Pulsate (4)

27.Thwart (9)

DOWN - DOWN - 1.Tedious (9)

2.Unending (9)

4.Jeer (4)

5.Banish (5)

6.Diminish (6)

7.Location (4)

9.Duster (5)

11.Faction (5)

12.Devastated (9)

CRYPTIC CROSSWORD

ACROSS ACROSS

3. Order treatment before the writer (9)

8. In such a car, a rear window is unusual (4)

9. Attacker makes idiot suffer before worker (9)

10. Does one have to be marred to get a return, then? (6)

11. Cut verse (5)

14. Dispense with a view (5)

15. Atear for the letting? (4)

16. She is not quite of the usual standard (5)

18 and 20Ac. Car loader at the end of carriageway repairs (4,5)

20. See 18 Ac.

21. Allowed to go round because smallest (5)

24. Wartime leader found bent nail on street (6)

25. Sneer at poor diet range (9)

26. Many in the sale (4)

27. Can use gin without stopping (9) DOWN DOWN

1. Vexed utterance is a puzzle (9)

2. Capital sum for the college head (9)

4. Flower got bigger (4)

WORDSEARCH

SYLVESTERBEAUTYSCHOOL- TRUFFLETHE YACHT- SUPERRABBITTASMANIAN DEVILREUNION - TWEETYCOPYPLACE - GRANNYTHE BLACK WIDOWDEVILDOG - THE FLOATGOSSAMER - DAFFYTINARUSSO - PORKY

Find answers and solutions on page 19

13.Gullibility (9)

17.Harbour (5)

19.Emphasis (6)

22.Change (5)

23.Cherished (4)

24.Dullard (4)

5. Atest for the country (5)

6. Wave or wave-maker? (6)

7. Run away to find somewhere to sleep (4)

9. Foreign article contains untruth (5)

11. Traps mackerel-catcher (5)

12. Revolting beast rising (9)

13. Severity at the back? (9)

17. Sharp accent (5)

19. Pollute a narrow valley (6)

22. Types one is not very well out of (5)

23. Incline to be the reverse of fat (4)

24.Stupefy some of the most unlikely people (4)

LOONEYTUNES CHARACTERS

YOUR HOROSCOPE

24 to 30 November 2025

This week, the stars encourage reflection, connection, and forward movement. Energy shifts favor personal growth, creative exploration, and meaningful interactions.

Aries (Mar 21–Apr 19):

Energy is high, Aries—perfect for tackling projects or new ventures. Midweek, a conversation with a friend or colleague could spark fresh insights. Be cautious with finances; patience pays. By the weekend, social connections bring joy and renewal.

Taurus (Apr 20–May 20)

Focus on communication and self-expression. Honest conversations may clarify misunderstandings, and creative projects bring satisfaction. Family or home matters need patience midweek. The weekend is ideal for reflection and restoring balance.

Gemini (May 21–Jun 20)

Curiosity leads you this week. Networking and learning opportunities advance your goals, but avoid overcommitting. Midweek, inspiration may strike unexpectedly—keep a journal handy. Weekend gatherings deepen connections and provide fun.

Cancer (Jun 21–Jul 22)

Your intuition is strong. Trust it in personal and professional matters. Midweek could bring tension in close relationships; open dialogue resolves it. The weekend is perfect for self-care and reconnecting with loved ones.

Leo (Jul 23–Aug 22)

Charisma is your ally, Leo. Career opportunities may appear midweek—seize them confidently. Financial planning is favored, and weekend energy supports socializing and creative expression.

Virgo (Aug 23–Sep 22)

Focus on health, routines, and long-term goals. Small adjustments to your schedule pay off. Midweek may challenge communication; approach with clarity. Weekend encourages hobbies or spiritual practices, renewing your sense of purpose.

Libra (Sep 23–Oct 22)

Relationships are highlighted. Balance your needs with others’. Midweek insights strengthen bonds or clarify expectations. Weekend social or creative ventures bring joy.

Scorpio (Oct 23–Nov 21)

Turn inward, Scorpio. Reflection guides important revelations. Career or financial opportunities arise but require careful planning. Midweek conversations reveal hidden dynamics. Weekend energy favors emotional connection and self-expression.

Sagittarius (Nov 22–Dec 21)

Adventure calls. Travel or learning brings fresh perspective. Midweek, avoid impulsive financial decisions. Creative collaborations flourish, and weekend social events bring laughter and connection.

Capricorn (Dec 22–Jan 19)

Structure and planning are key. Professional opportunities need careful evaluation midweek. Balance work and rest to avoid burnout. Weekend time with family or friends restores energy.

Aquarius (Jan 20–Feb 18)

Innovation flows. Networking and brainstorming bring opportunities. Midweek challenges routines— adapt with flexibility. Weekend favors self-expression and creative projects.

Pisces (Feb 19–Mar 20)

Emotional clarity guides decisions. Midweek, focus on communication to avoid misunderstandings. Creative or spiritual pursuits bring fulfillment, especially over the weekend.

WHAT DOES MYDREAM MEAN?

PRECOGNITIVE DREAMS - By far my favourite type of dream. It is because of this that I still hold a deep fascination with the dream process.

Precognitive dreams can get a lot of people very animated by the mere mention of the word. You will have some people swear on oath that they predicted many events, all while dreaming.

Then you will have the opposing view who will state that it is the first sign of madness and it won't be long before the men in the white coats come for you!

For the record I happen to believe in precognitive dreams. What you are about to read are actual dreams that I have experienced. Nothing has been subtracted, and I have zero interest in “adding detail” for effect. The only thing I have changed in the following account is the person’s name. I have not seen him since, so I don’t have permission to use his real name:

Taken from my Dream Journal input on the 14/10/2019. Time7.15am:

I had a dream last night of Peter Morris. I haven't seen this guy in at least 10 years and I certainly wasn't thinking of him. I was in a petrol station and he said hello to me and remarked that he hadn't seen me in a long while? 15/10/19. Time10.35am:

I was driving through the town where I grew up and I had to stop off for petrol. I went in to pay for it when suddenly I heard, 'Hi Robert, how are you?’ I haven't seen you in ages!' I was certainly delayed in reacting and when I thought of it afterwards, Peter Morris would have been forgiven for thinking I wanted to ignore him. Of course that wasn't it at all, the reason was the realisation dawning on me that my dream had literally come true, and so quickly!

This is only one of countless precognitive dreams that I’ve had. I know that I got this ‘ability’ from my late mother who was a prolific precognitive dreamer. Her dreams were truly remarkable and totally verifiable.

On the subject of verifiable, the following is a dream that I spoke about while being interviewed on a radio station in 2014 in Ireland as part of a Christmas special that they were recording with me.

With it being the time of year I decided that I was going to be jovial with my answers to the presenter. He invariably asked me about the meaning of dreams and I concentrated on the humorous dreams that we may have - like not being able to find a toilet.

I said to the presenter that I had a dream the previous night (22.12.14) about a ship.

I am certain it doesn't relate to me as I seemed to be viewing it from afar. I went on to say that the ship suddenly caught fire and it was quickly engulfed with a tremendous surge of water. I didn't feel that it was hit by anything.

I ended by saying it probably doesn't mean anything (keeping it lighthearted) but if it was to mean something I was sure we would know within the next 4 - 6 weeks.

Six days and not six weeks later we read and seen the reports of the Greek Ferry Disaster. The ferry caught fire while at sea. I was stunned when I seen one of the many photos released. It was a photo showing two vessels using hoses of water in an attempt to put the fire out on the ferry. That photo looked just like it did in my dream.

Months afterwards I decided to research some details regarding the ship,MSNorman Atlanticand in an eerie type of synchronicity I discovered that the ship was first launched on my birthday!

It is a subject that I could write about endlessly as it still captures my imagination as much as it did all those years ago when I use to listen to my mother tell me her dreams.

It is my hope that if you’re interested in analysing your own dreams that I have convinced you to keep a dream journal. It is so worth it.

If you have any precognitive dreams that have come true, or dreams that you feel are precognitive, feel free to send me an email via my website.

In my next article I will be discussing all things ESP.

We then got on to the subject of precognitive dreams. I answered in a jovial way although later on I was far from jovial when I understood the real meaning of my dream.

Rojales based Robert Readings is a professional dream analyst, psychic reader of playing cards, and hypnotist. He has been on radio and television all over the world explaining and demonstrating his abilities. www.robertreadings.com

CHURCH SERVICES

Church of JESUS CHRIST of LATTER-DAY SAINTS

We meet at 10am each Sunday in the chapel at Rambla Juan Mateo Garcia, 104. Torrevieja

Phone or whatsapp 659 016 733

SALT CHURCH Sundays at 10.30 am. A friendly church, bible centred in our teaching and informal in our worship.

Meets at Calle Daya Nueva 12, Polígono Ind. Levante 11, 03187 Los Montesinos. www.Saltchurchspain. Facebook SaltChurchSpain

Int Christian Assembly Evangelical Church

Calle Beniajan 14, Torrevieja

Sunday Service 10.30 a.m Tel: 966 799 273 / 660 127 276 www.icatorrevieja.es

Ss Peter andSt Paul Church of England

C/Granados, La Siesta SERVICES

1st/3rd Sunday 1130am 2nd/4th/5th Saturday 5pm c-of-e-torrevieja.com

Pilar Christian Community Pentecostal/Evangelical Church

Sunday Service 11.00am

C/Escultor Ribera Girona 67

Pilar de la Horadada

Join us for a multitude of activities, coffee mornings, excercise, bereavement group pastor@pilarchurch.com

HOPE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP

English speaking interdenominational church in La Marina welcoming individuals of all nationalities and church backgrounds.

Sunday Worship 11am with Holy Communion on the 1st and 3rd Sundays of each month.

Calle Justo Antonio Quesada 19A. +34 966 184 728

CARS FOR SALE

AUTOMOVILES CRESPO

The Car of the Month is a 2022 FORD FIESTA STLINE HYBRID- 18,500€

Come along to our large showroom in Elche and see our vast range of new and used cars. For a small selection of our latest offers see ad on page 5. We can assure you of the biggest and best choice of new and used cars for price, choice and quality.

ENGLISH SPOKEN Tel 96 666 22 60.

CLUBS AND ASSOCIATIONS

AGE CONCERN COSTA BLANCA SUR

We are here to help with well being forthe over50ís. We need volunteer Drivers and people to join our Home Visiting Team to visit a Residential Home and take them out for a coffee. Call into our centre in La Siesta, ring 966 786 887 or email: costablanca@ageconcern.org.es

TRANSLATIONS/ EFFICIENT RATES

DOCTORS,HOSPITALS, EMPADRON'S.

Any documents or medical reports translated. Dates available for NIE's.

TIE Application dates : December/January Residencia Renewals. Driving licence UK - Spanish also available. Contact Jason : Mobile/WhatsApp 603 86 87 56

AGE CONCERN BEREAVEMENT GROUP

Are you finding life difficult after a bereavement?

Come along and chat to other people in the same situation. Every Tuesday from 2-4pm at the Age Concern Centre, Calle Paganini, La Siesta, Tel: 96 678 6887.

ROYAL NAVAL ASSOCIATION, TORREVIEJA BRANCH

Afriendly and engaging group of people who embrace their ethos of Comradeship, Loyalty, Patriotism & Unity while enjoying a variety of social events, meet on the first Wednesday of each month at 1700 hrs at Silverstoneís 2023 (Bar/Restaurant). Av. Romero, 03176 Montebello, Contact: Membership Secretary, Carl Louden; email: carllouden@msn.com or Phone +34 678 518 202

Next Meeting of the Orihuela and District Branch of the RBL will take place on TUESDAY THE 2ND OF DECEMBER at Gracies Bar situated above the Lidl Supermkt, La Zenia at 3pm All are very welcome

For more information call: 0034 616 917 675 or 0034 711 082 090

ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

DO YOU HAVE ED PROBLEMS ?

We have the solution! Jells, cialis, sidenafil. Over 7 products for both men and for ladies! Mixed trial packs. Free delivery throughout Costa del Sol, or via post to all the other costas

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HELP

MAR MENOR

Coffee & Company events are back on the 2nd Tuesday of every month at Bar / Rest Las Claras del Mar Menor, C/ Helena, Los Alcazares from 10am - Next Date 14 October

Open to all nationalities who may be feeling isolated, lonely or hoping to meet new friends. Our volunteers will be on hand on the day.

HELP is a non profit organisation, we raise money from donations to give to local charities within Murcia.

ALMORADI

SCRABBLE CLUB

Why not give SCRABBLE a try. We are a new club that meets on the first Wednesday of every month at Cafe Almoradi, opposite the health centre.

From 3:00 - 5:30

For further info, contact Christine on 694 437 698

COMMUNITY CARE

ASSOCIATION (CCA)

Open to residents of Orihuela Costa who are over 60 years of age. Located at the Centro Civico Alameda del Mar.

Open twice a week for a programme of English speaking activities and Spanish lessons. Activities include Games & Quiz on Mondays. Art sessions and Easy Conversation on Wednesdays. Information and advice regards living in Spain.

Anyone wanting to join CCA social activities can pop along between 1-2pm Mondays and Wednesdays for more info from Eva or Norah in the Cafe area. Email: oc.communitycare@gmail.com

Teen Stabbed in Broad Daylight Torrevieja School Horror Hammer attack horror in Almoradi

Aroutine afternoon turned into a nightmare when a 16-yearold boy was stabbed twice by a 17-year-old near a KFC on Avenida de las Cortes Valencianas on Wednesday.

The attacker struck once in the chest and once in the arm—so violently that the knife blade broke off and lodged in the victim’s arm.

Emergency surgery at Torrevieja University Hospital was required to remove it, but thankfully, doctors say the boy is now out of danger.

Police quickly arrested the 17-year-old, who is also a student at IES Las Lagunas, just meters from where the attack happened.

On Thursday, the suspect appeared before the Juvenile Prosecutor’s Office in Alicante, where officials requested he be placed in a secure juvenile facility due to the seriousness of the attack.

Authorities say there’s no evidence of bullying or gang involvement; it appears the attack stemmed from a personal dispute.

City officials are taking no chances.

Education Councillor Ricardo Recuero highlighted a recent high-level meeting at IES Las Lagunas, bringing together school directors, over 40 counsellors, and the head of the hospital psychiatry service to tackle youth conflicts and improve safety and wellbeing across schools.

Residents are left shaken, wondering how a teenage argument escalated into a violent stabbing in broad daylight—and whether more measures are needed to protect local students.

Two men, aged 27 and 24, have been arrested following a violent assault in Almorad? that left a local resident with severe head injuries.

The attack occurred on October 16 in a town park, when the victim was ambushed by the suspects. One assailant allegedly used a hammer, striking the victim’s head and causing life-threatening injuries.

Emergency services rushed the man to Elda Hospital.

Civil Guard officers arrived quickly, arresting one suspect at the scene. The second, believed to have wielded the hammer, initially escaped. Following witness accounts

and evidence, investigators tracked the fugitive to Almorad? on November 4, where he was arrested along with his escape vehicle. He was already wanted under a search-and-detain order from Granada.

Both men have appeared before the courts in Novelda and Orihuela and were released pending trial under precautionary measures.

YOUTH CRIME GANG DISMANTLED IN SAN JAVIER

The Guardia Civil has dismantled a youth crime gang responsible for a series of thefts across San Javier, Los Alcazares, and Pilar de la Horadada. Six suspects, including one minor, were arrested for involvement in a criminal group, vehicle break-ins, theft, and handling stolen goods.

The gang mainly operated at night, targeting parked cars and stealing items such as phones, cameras, sunglasses, and cash. Moving quickly between towns, they sought to avoid detection.

Operation ëRolcarírecovered some stolen property via checks at second-hand shops suspected of buying stolen goods.

Authorities have linked the suspects to 21 crimes, including 15 break-ins and six vehicle thefts.

NO WEDDINGS AND THREE FUNERALS!

By John McGregor BA

I’m not scared of dying – I just don’t want to be there when it happens. I used to think that was funny, but lately I’m not so sure.

Near where I live is a short steep hill we locals call ‘Cardiac Hill’. That was a joke too, but now I avoid going near it – you know, just in case…

You see unbelievably, somehow, I’ve been to three funerals lately in quick succession. That has had the effect on me of feeling very mortal suddenly, from always thinking my own personal demise would be light years away to currently thinking ‘Hey, he was the same age as me?- or even younger in two of the funerals.

It’s provoking new thoughts like ‘Ooh, that twinge in my chest, have I taken my tablets today? (note the plural, it’s a wonder I don’t rattle as I walk).

As ever I am eternally (is that a Freudian slip?) grateful to the Spanish Health system and Torry

Hospital for my treatment, long may it continue, but – well, you know.

Keeping it cheerful-not I half-heartedly (again poor choice of words) I recently joined a Prostate Cancer group who meet monthly and compare notes.

Here I met a group of men, mostly younger than my seventy-six years on the planet all in various stages of treatment for this serious maleonly condition.

We sat around in a bar and shared notes about what stage we were at, what options we were either given or were about to make, that sort of thing.

There was more than one ‘I wish I hadn’t done that’ bit spoken, although in my case I don’t work or think like that. Once it’s done, there’s no going back for me.

Anyway, they’re a nice bunch of lads so I might go again (oh, while we’re on the subject of grammar and inappropriate words, ’lads’ is

an oxymoron - ie the opposite meaning of the real word, meaning they’re not really ‘lads’, just older men. My sister taught me that, bloody show-off .

Where was I? Meandering again, as usual. Ah, yes, funerals. As I hadn’t been to a funeral for a couple of years I’d forgotten the system here.

First find the Tanatorio, not always straightforward, and then as you soon as you get there and park work out, panicking where applicable if you’ve got the dress code right - or been given a bum steer, very irritating if you have.

One of the problems that occur in Spain is that unlike the UK they really get on with the event here, only a few days notice given after the demise, which means flights from abroad bringing friends and relatives suddenly becomes hugely important.

When my wife and I came to live in Spain 27 years ago (it can’t be) we were invited to a wake where a lady she barely knew asked if we could help.

Her husband who we didn’t know had died and we were asked to bring a couple of elderly ladies to a bar down on the coast where we live.

Of course we did and arrived at the bar in the early summer’s evening as requested. The place was literally right on the shoreline, its back doors opening on to the narrow beach.

When we arrived there were about twenty sad-looking people in the bar, none of whom we knew, apart from the widow-lady who invited us.

Suddenly three ladies, including the widow got up and disappeared into the Ladies. Two minutes later they re-appeared in swimming costumes carrying an urn, some flowers and a ghetto-blaster. I would add there were some ‘normal ‘people already bathing outside in the shallow waters.

The three ladies waded out until about waist deep and suddenly John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ boomed out across the water. The urn’s contents and the flowers were placed

on the surface and when John had finished our moist-eyed trio returned to the bar and disappeared back into the Ladies. Then the party started with comments like ‘Did you know ****, such a lovely man’ – which is not what we’d heard. But then - there’s two sides to every story, isn’t there?

One of the funniest but blackhumoured stories about this subject came when my ex-wife’s mother died in North Wales where she had lived all her life.

She was, how can I say - a tad difficult woman in her time and when she died the family arranged for a church service and then burial in a lovely plot overlooking a hill with sheep grazing, a perfectly idyllic spot.

The next morning after her burial they opened the will which read: ‘I wish to be cremated and my ashes scattered over the sea at Rhyl,’ which was her favourite resort. Contrary to the last……brilliant!

I keep putting off those suggestions for your demise, written usually, as to what to do in the event of one’s passing. You know, when your son and/or daughter is looking through your things for the first time ever and comes across a sealed letter in their name.

I think you’re supposed to leave heartfelt messages about your and their relationships, and here I am very lucky to have no skeletons to confess to – so I must get on with that. Oh, and you’re supposed to leave clear written instructions, preferably in a will (tick, done that, will I mean) about what to do with your personal possessions (no tick, haven’t done that yet, better get on with it). You never know what’s round the corner, or up a hill, he said cheerfully.

In conclusion, yes, alas there are no family or friends weddings in my story today.

My niece and granddaughter are all eligible here but no signs yet, p’raps that’s as well.

So please take care out there everyone, good people are hard to find as my late Auntie used to tell me.

WETHERSPOONS HEADS TO ALICANTE

Wetherspoon has announced plans to open its first pub in mainland Europe at Alicante Airport.

Named the Castell de Santa Barbera, the pub is scheduled to open in January next year and will operate daily from 6 am to 9 pm. Targeting British holidaymakers, the menu will largely mirror the UK offering, including English fry-ups and fish and chips, though it will feature some local Spanish dishes.

Chairman Tim Martin sees this as the first of several planned overseas ventures.

The pub aims to offer Brits a familiar taste of home before their flight..

UK LEADS TOURISM SPENDING IN SPAIN

Spain experienced a record-breaking year for tourism in 2025, welcoming over 76 million international tourists (January–September) who collectively spent around e106 billion with UK the dominant market, leading in total tourist spending with over e2.5 billion.

Germany follows with e1.64 billion. Catalonia, the Balearic Islands, and Andalusia were the most visited regions.

In September alone, foreign visitors spent e13.364 billion, with an average expenditure of e1,380 per person over an average stay of about a week.

BIMBO WINS 'DONUT' TRADEMARK BATTLE

After a nine-year legal process, Spain’s Supreme Court has ruled that Grupo Bimbo holds exclusive trademark rights for the term "Donut" in the commercial field.

The landmark ruling confirms that unauthorized use of the name for similar products violates Bimbo's intellectual property.

The court recognized the brand's well-known status, granting it the highest legal protection.

Importantly, the court stated that the word's inclusion in Spanish dictionaries does not limit the owner's exclusive rights, setting a major precedent against brand imitation.

Concert Band joins Da Costa Choir for an evening of Christmas Music

Following the tremendous success of our concert in San Miguel last Saturday evening the Costa Blanca International Concert Band are pleased to announce details of their next concert on Saturday 6th. December at Salt Church, Calle Daya Nueva 12, Polígono Ind. Levante 2, 03187, Los Montesinos, the concert starts at 19.00.

They will be joined by the very well known De Costa Choir and are very much looking forward to this evening of Christmas Music with such favourites as Jingle Bells, Home for Christmas, Polar Express, Feliz Navidad and many, many more.

Tickets are available at 10 euros from the Card Shop in Punta Prima or Benimar, The Post Box, Doña Pepe, The Treasure Chest in Quesada.

To reserve tickets you can call Graham (34) 711056343, Pat (34) 646031584 or Jeremy (34)722160667 or on the bands Facebook Page.

The band is totally international with musicians from the UK, Spain, Norway, Germany, Switzerland and Czechia.

We are always looking for more players to join us, contact Graham (34)711056343, alternatively just come along to one of our rehearsals.

We rehearse every Friday downstairs at the library in San Miguel from 16.30 until 19.00, you will be made very welcome.'

SAT ANIMAL RESCUE

Tyson is a strong, playful 3.5 year old who is very affectionate and loves human contact.

Fully vaccinated with a passport, microchipped, castrated, blood tested, deflead and dewormed monthly and is on Heartworm prevention

For more info contact the kennels directly.

EMAIL:

info@satanimalrescue.com WhatsApp 688 792 515

CROSSWORD ANSWERS

Monday 24 Nov (Week 1103)

QUICK QUICK ACROSS: ACROSS: 3 Cheerless; 8 Even; 9 Composite; 10 Result; 11 Plied; 14 Split; 15 Near; 16 Harsh; 18 Mass; 20 Aloud; 21 Stray; 24 Detail; 25 Desertion; 26 Beat; 27 Frustrate. DOWN: DOWN: 1 Wearisome; 2 Ceaseless; 4 Hoot; 5 Expel; 6 Lessen; 7 Site; 9 Cloth; 11 Party; 12 Desolated; 13 Credulity; 17 Haven; 19 Stress; 22 Alter; 23 Dear; 24 Dolt.

CR CR YPTIC: YPTIC: Across: 3 Prescribe; 8 Rare; 9 Assailant; 10 Single; 11 Sever; 14 Waive; 15 Rent; 16 Norma; 18 Road; 20 Clear; 21 Least; 24 Stalin; 25 Denigrate; 26 Lots; 27 Unceasing. DOWN: DOWN: 1 Crossword; 2 Principal; 4 Rose; 5 State; 6 Roller; 7 Bunk; 9 Alien; 11 Sprat; 12 Rebellion; 13 Sternness; 17 Acute; 19 Defile; 22 Sorts; 23 Lean; 24 Stun.

QUIZ FROM P14

SUDUK SUDUK O SOLUTION O SOLUTION

From Heatwaves to Gusty Gales as San Luis Brace for Winter

Finally the weather has given up the heat to match the league “winter” season, what a shock!!

South Alicante League, Monday 17th SL Klingons had a tough battle away v Quesada Pearls, 77 shots-88, 4 points8. Winners: Keith & June Jones, Carol Thorpe 21-11, Dee Hoey, Les Shannon, Gary Thorpe 16-14.

SL Trekkers were at home v Quesada Diamonds, and had a very close match; finishing 81 shots-84, 5 points-7. Winners: Lesley & Wayne Howlett, Pete Baldwin 26-14, Joy & Brian Gardiner, Jean Cooper 18-13, Pauline Johnson, Oyvind Lund, Lyndon Johnson 14-14. Southern League: Friday 21st SL Lions had a hard match, away at San Miguel v SM Apaches, made more difficult by the strong, gusty winds that moved bowls against the line of delivery! Although our teams fought back we could only claim 1 point-11, 83 shots-104. Winners: Sheila Cammack, June Jones, Carol Thorpe 18-18.

SL Tigers were at home v San Miguel Cherokees and also had a tough morning, with shots 71-102, points 2-10.

Winners: Pauline Johnson, Oyvind Lund, Lyndon Johnson18-13.

For those people who have the energy, or want to play in cooler conditions after all the summer heat; on Wednesday afternoons (1:30 for 2:00) we have an “open, chicken & egg” competition and an “open roll-up” on Saturday mornings, (currently 9:00 for 9:30, although this will probably change to 9:30 for 10:00 very soon) for anyone to join in.

Sheila Cammack

Emerald Isle: Triumphs and Tight Matches

San Miguel Dolphins hosted the Titans on Monday and the game finished all square 6-6, aggregate 81-64. C Donnellan, A M Gerrard, M Dyer 25-5, I Laverick, J Taylor, M Harley 13-12

Neptunes’ week began with a trip to play at Quesada Rubies and it turned out to be a good day with a 9-3 win, aggregate 97-73. P Coffey, P Reilly, B Kavanagh 29-13. G Dyer, J Gracie, J McCormack 20-8, S Johnson, P Moore, J Sayers 19-14

Outlaws were at home against Phoenix Flames and they slipped to a defeat by 3-9, aggregate 83-104.M Riley, J Ingleton, M Raine 24-11, N Buns, G Stritch, M Stritch 19-18 all draw

Emperors were on the move early, playing at El Cid Lancers away on Wednesday, and they got a fine win by 8-2, aggregate 78-62. J Holmyard, P Reilly, S Marks, R Marks 23-13, S Bosworth, S Ellis, I Grimshaw, C Lindgren 24-16, M Oakley, A Pridmore, M Harley, M Ellis 17-16

Friday took the Cavaliers to play at Greenlands Cedars and it was a good day for the visitors when they won 12-0, aggregate 94-74. S Bosworth, A M Gerrard, C Lindgren 1910, M Oakley, I Grimshaw, M Ellis 23-18, I Laverick, B Kavanagh, J Taylor 18-17, C Donnellan, N Prior, D Gerrard 17-14, J Holmyard, A Pridmore, M Harley 17-15

Claymores entertained San Miguel Navaros at home and in a tense game they finished all square 6-6, aggregate 94-86. D Clark, J Gracie, J McCormack 24-7, S Johnson, P Moore, K Jolliffe 19-9

The Moonrakers were at El Rancho Mustangs and it turned out to be a tough day with the home side taking the spoils 2-10, aggregate 69-110. N Burns, A Gower, C Wren 24-16 SAPS is on at 13:15 on Saturdays. Two hours of coaching with shoes and bowls supplied. Bar available. All just 6 e

San Miguel Show Strong Improvement in Second Half of the Week - by Mary Whitelock

Monday morning 17th November the Dolphins were at home to Emerald Isle where they drew 6-6. Best win came from Allan Patterson, Tom Dalgleish and Eddie Cowan 14-12. The Marlins were away to Vistabella Drivers losing 2-10. The only win came from Trish Blades, Brian Whittaker and Kari Hilmarsson 23-14.

The Orcas played at home in the afternoon against Country Bowls Seahawks but lost 5-7 best win came from Ann Taylor, Jim Taylor and Bob Donnelly 23-14. The Stingrays had a bye this week.

Wednesday the Winter League team had a great 10-0 win against Vistabella with the highest win coming from John Jenner, Gary Ponsford, Eddie Cowan and Rab Harvey 24-8.

Friday and the Apaches were at home to San Luis Lions where they won 11-1, highest win came from Margaret Patterson, Linda Ponsford and Paul Durham 25-17.

The Navajos were away to Emerald Isle Claymores and came away with a 6-6 draw, highest win came from Trudy Hayes, Steve Titheridge and Bob Donnelly 23-13.

The Cherokees were away to San Luis Tigers and won 10-2, highest win came from Dave Askew, Janet Parr and Rab Harvey 25-9.

Top Performances & Gritty Wins for Greenlands Across Divisions

Winter League (Weds 19th November) - Gladiators v Bonalba

A very good performance at home from our Gladiators, winning convincingly 10pts - 2pts, scores 106-49pts). Also, a good win IN the Berleen League 21-16.

Victories for Allen Bowen, Suzi Cooper, Keith Stobbart & Pete Bonsor 32-9, Carol Stobbart, Janet Jukes, Debbie Perryman & Lisa Bonsor 20-12, Freddie Willey, Mark Jukes, Martin Foulcer & Dave Morrison 27-13 plus Dave Donovan, Stuart Wilson, John O'Brien & Alan Mawer 27-15.

South Alicante Enterprise Division (Mon 17th November)Maples v Vistabella Albatrosses

Afternoon game with the sun coming down quickly and getting chilly but didn't put our Maples off started strongly and ended up triumphant. Winning 12-0pts (scores 124pts to 63pts). Good performances from Carol Stobbart, Mark Jukes & Dave Morrison 34-9, Janet Jukes, Debbie Perryman & Lisa Bonsor 2214, Freddie Willey, Martin Foulcer & Tony Hodges 18-16, Steven Sydell, Stuart Wilson & Pete Bonsor 27-13 plus Mark Costello, Darren Reynolds & Keith Stobbart 23-11.

South Alicante Discovery Division - Montemar Matadors v Chestnuts

A tricky game away at Montemar but our chestnuts held their ground with a gritty performance winning 8-4pts (scores 9371pts). Good wins for Judy Carrol, Suzi Cooper & David Blackie 19-10, Allen Bowen, Pearl Houghton & John O'Brien 26-11 plus Dave Donovan, Steve Penfold & Len Rudge 21-14.

South Alicante Voyager Division - Beech v El Rancho Raiders

A comfortable win for our Beech team winning 10-2pts (scores 98pts to 69pts) to secure top spot in league. Good wins for

Trips, Tricks, and Tiny Triumphs: A Week at Quesada - By Steve Hibberd

Monday saw Diamonds venture to San Luis, where against the Trekkers, they earned a very creditable 7-5 victory.Well done - C & G Skinner, P Farrell 14-14.S Heath, K McKenna, S Hibberd 24-15. D & A Benson, A Reid 19-8.Meanwhile, at home in Quesada, Rubies went down to EI Neptunes 3-7.Here´s the point scoring trips teams - T Denman, W McCool, P Bottle 13-13. I Everett, P Bradbury, B Armstrong 25-16.

On Wednesday, once again, our winter league boys & girls came up

TOUGH DAYFOR RAIDERS WHILE MUSTANGS SHINE AT HOME

On Monday The Raiders were at Greenlands playing their Beech, where the home team took full advantage of their own mat in taking the rinks 4 to 1, but all enjoyed the occasion, if not the result. But it is just a game.Mick Higgins, Deckie Coleman and Keith Longshaw 11-18.Chris Ziepe, Rose Passmore and John Ziepe 12-27.Sue Ziepe, Mags Higgins and Steve Ziepe 25-14.Robert Hicks, Derek Barker and Henry Ryder 12-16. Pam Harris, Brian Harris and Diane Yates 9-23.

It was a good day for The Mustangs today at home against Emerald Isle Outlaws, all played well in taking the rinks by 4 to 1 and an appreciable 110 - 69 overall shots, well done all! Val Ryder, Bill Johnston and Diane Yates 21-9. Mick Higgins, Derek Barker and Henry Ryder 33-7. Jean Coleman, Mags Higgins and Keith Longshaw 16-13. Chris Ziepe, Deckie Coleman and John Ziepe 24-16. Sue Ziepe, Ron Greenstreet and Steve Ziepe 16-24. Bowlers of all levels are welcome at El Rancho. Contact secerbc@gmail.com

Craig Oddy, Doug Gray & John Palmer 18-11, Pauline Lidstone, Mick Kirby, & Kerry Charter-Byrne 27-12, Veronica Richards, Rosie France & Steve Gray 16-12 plus Ian Pegg, Christine Gray & Chris Nuttall 23-9.

Southern League Division A (Friday Nov 21st). Cedars v Emerald Isle Cavaliers

Back to earth this week I'm afraid for our Cedars. On a very cold windy afternoon Cavaliers took control winning 12-0pts (scores 94pts to 74pts).

Southern League Division C - Vistabella Conquistadors v Elms

A tough game away at Vistabella, very windy and cold didn't help our Elms team players. Conquistadors taking the win 102pts (102pts to 64pts).

We had one winning rink, Les Davies, Rosie France & Kerry Charter-Byrne Byrne 28-7. Report by Richard Willey

trumps, this time away at BBC.Winning 8-2, puts them in pole position, courtesy of these 3 rinks - G Kershaw, A Linley, S Burrows, S Malden 21-15. G Carnell, V Campbell, C Highland, P Morgan 2113.H Olsen, M Highland, T Morgan, M Ward 31-14.

Finally, on Friday in the Southern League, Swans hosted CB Geckos. Only this set of trips scored points, as the team continued their dismal run, losing 2-10 - S Heath/P Farrell, S Hibberd, A Reid 22-10. Swallows rearranged their match, but Swifts maintained their grip on top of C division.At home to CB Cubs, these 4 sets of trips secured a fine 10-2 victory - P Bradbury, R Phillipson, D Patrick 1716. J Denman, P Bottle, B Armstrong 21-9.J Cleal, M & R Lewin 22-13.A & S Johnstone, M Thomas 24-13.

Challenging week for Monte Mar

Sponsored by Gran Alacant Insurances, The Belfry, Skippers, La Piedra, Evoca Living, The Reiki Room, Gran Alacant Properties, Chill Out, James. Monday 17th November - Matadors v Greenlands Chestnuts..... At home to Greenlands Chestnuts although there was some close games we only managed to win on two rinks. Well done Sheila Roberts. Les Bounds skip Keith Young 20 – 18 and Maggie Crawford, Ian Crawford skip David Eades 16 – 9. Shots 71 – 93. Points 4 – 8 Friday 21st November - Matadors v Vistabella Picadors ..... The second home match of the week we had a tough game against Vistabella Picadors. We only managed a win on one rink. Sheila Roberts, Les Bounds skip Phil Goble 19-12. Shots 70-96. Pts 2-10 For further information about Monte Mar Bowls and Social Club check out our website www.montmarbowls.com. We are also on Facebook. SHEILA ROBERTS

Celts Golf Club

November Ch/ship

We celebrated our Club Championship for November yesterday with 74 players enjoying a glorious, bright, sunny day albeit a little windy!

1st: Beverly Buckley 68 2nd: Stuart Bulling

69. Category III 1st: Tim Fraser 73 2nd: Dave Cossan 7.

November Category I 1st: Mike Stott 71

2nd: Denis McCormack 73 Category II 1st:

Chris Daw 67 2nd: Shaun Locke 68

Category III 1st: Theo Boelhouwer 66 2nd: Ida Jensen 70.

A big thank you to our Competitions Committee for yet another well-organized day out. Thanks also to our golf shop staff Karolina, Martha, Jose, Jean, Felipe, Michael, and Oscar for their support. To Marijose, Gloria, and Estephania, the bocadillos were absolutely delicious. Duly and Yolanda, thank you for keeping the clubhouse in impeccable condition.

Congratulations are also due to our Head Greenkeeper well-deserved compliments, “enhorabuena” Miguel, to you and your team. The course is in fantastic condition, and it made for a truly enjoyable day of golf!

Medal September Category I, 1st: John O’Brien 71, 2nd: Nick Brooks 73 Category II

Inbetweeners at El Plantio

On 20th November, the Inbetweeners Golf Society enjoyed a spirited home game at El Plantio. The day began on the chilly side, but the sun soon broke through and warmed the course nicely. By the afternoon, however, blustery winds swept in and made the back nine a very different challenge.

Despite the shifting weather conditions, several players returned impressively high scores, and the atmosphere throughout the day remained upbeat. It was, by all accounts, another thoroughly enjoyable outing for the Society.

Nearest the Pin Winners: Hole 7: Tommy Asgard, Hole 9: Lesley Cullen, Hole 14: Stirling Howieson, Hole 18: Lynn leigh

The day’s Winners: 1st Place: Joel Mortier (37 pts C/B), 2nd Place: Anita Stokes (37 pts C/B), 3rd Place: Vic Smith also (37 pts C/B)

Following the round, members gathered in the clubhouse for well-deserved refreshments, where the presentation of prizes to the winners took place.

If you’re seeking a golf society that emphasizes fun, camaraderie, and friendly competition, join us at www.inbetweenersgolfsociety.com

pts Category II 1st: Julie Haworth 44 pts 2nd: Gordon Montgomery 40 pts 3rd: Eileen Moriarity 39 pts

Torrevieja Ladies Darts

18 Nov Founders Week 7

Crystal Competitions September Category I

1st: Stuart Tosh 36 pts 2nd: Gavin Parke 35 pts 3rd: Mike Stott 34 pts Category II 1st:

Pat Baker 37 pts 2nd: Joe Adam 34 pts 3rd:

Anthony Stafford 34 pts

October Category I1st: Clive Jenkins 38 pt

2nd: Shaun Locke 38 pts 3rd: Mike Stott 37 pts Category II 1st: Tom Conway 40 pts 2nd:

Paul Raffell 38 pts 3rd: Terrance Lewis 38 pts.

Golf Prizes October Category I 1st: Shaun

Locke 38 pts 2nd: Gareth O’Rourke 36 pts

3rd: Michael Stott 35 pts Category II 1st:

Paul Raffell 43 pts 2nd: Peter Wyatt 41 pts

3rd: Pat McLoughlin 37 pts November

Category I 1st: Alex McIntyre 39 pts 2nd:

Pavla Serakova 37 pts 3rd: Nick Brooks 36

Our results on the day were as follows. NTP’s, Nick Brooks, Clive Jenkins, Alisdair McLean, Mike Stott, John O’Brien and Pavla Serakova. Class 3, Richie Rogers, 39, Sally Hopkins 38 and Eileen Moriarity 38. Class 2 Steve Hopkins 41, Mike Banfield 38 and Chris Daw 36. Class 1, John O’Brien 36, Paul Tobin 35 and Stuart Bulling 35. Gross went to Michael Stott 34. Second place to Terry Lambert 41 and the winner with a fantastic 43pts Denis McCormack. It is great to shoot less than your age. Congratulations to everyone who stayed back to celebrate with our winners.

We are looking for one more team for “The international League 2026”. You will need a team of 8 players and a panel of 20 players maximum. Match day fee for 8 players is 340e. We play at various courses that include, Vistabella, Alicante, Alenda, and Las Colinas. Contact johnobrienalicantemail.com for further information.

UNA DUFFY CHARITY DAY - SAURINES DE LA TORRE

What a great day we had for the 11th Una Duffy Charity Day. From the start to the finish (in the wee small hours) it was such a fantastic day. We had 76 players taking part with a good number travelling across from Ireland to support the event so a big thank you to each and every one of you for helping make the day the success it surely was.

A substantial amount has been raised for two very deserving charities so, again, thank you to those who sponsored/ donated or helped in any way, Rory, Hazel and staff at Paddy’s along with all those behind the scenes not forgetting the man himself, Gene Duffy, for the fantastic amount of work he puts in to bring this event together. Well done Gene you are a legend.

PRIZE WINNERS - 2’s pot - Carmel McShea, Joe Duffy, Jim Fegan & Mallachy O’Neill. Blind Pairs - Paul Cunningham & Martin Fitzpatrick 78pts. 2nd Lady Dympna McGuinness 36pts. Winner - Maria Duffy 38pts.

GENTS: 6th Brian McGirr 39pts c/b, 5th Ross Carr

SAN MIGUEL GS AT MAR MENOR

(19 NOV 2025)

It’s that time of year when charities struggle and one close to our heart received e450 this week. “A Helping Hand” (see picture across, based in San Luis which helps families in need, especially coming up to Christmas. Again, this year they are looking for donations for bits and pieces as stocking fillers for the children. If you are aware of the charity and can help please get in touch with them directly or us at: smgs91info@gmail.com.

Our current blob tin is also running for them to give extra assistance after Christmas also.

The golf this week - Mar Menor is an underrated course, some naughty holes and plenty of sneaky water hazards. Thankfully, the wind that we have suffered down here before wasn’t present today and we had a really beautiful November day, albeit a bit chilly first thing. Good golfing conditions.

Friendly Temps1 - 8Ck1 Ladybirds

Dolly Mixtures5 - 4Rumours Rebels

League TablePPts

Tipsy Tigers528

Ck1 Ladybirds527

Rumours Rebels523

Friendly Temps520

Dolly Mixtures519

Ice Queens518

Hot Darts Week 7: Mitch Halliday (Lb) 135, 133, 117; Chris Greenwood (Rr) 122, 104; Angie Mullen (Lb) 120: Lin Cousins (Rr) 115; Sarndra David (Lb) 100; Sharon Tozer (Rr) 100: Ali Webster (Lb) 100

Congrats to Tipsy Tigers, topping the table for the first time since they joined the league in 2020. Ladybirds scooped 6 x100+ scores this week, assisting them to a very convincing win over Friendly Temps to secure them 2nd place overall in the Founders Format Shield. Rumours Rebels claim 3rd place, overtaking Friendly Temps at the 11th hour.

The course was, overall, in good condition, lush, green fairways and rather confusing greens at times, some slow, some quick – definitely kept us on our toes. Afterwards, we headed back to The Shamrock “Irish Indian” for a few bevvies and the presentation. A smaller field of 40 this week including two guests and some “nice” scores as follows:

Next month we visit Lo Romero on the 10th, please get your names down if not already done. How about making your best Christmas jumper/outfit the dress code for the day, you never know you might win the mystery prize.

Gold: Drew Niblock (38 pts – one could get tired of typing this name ha ha)

Silver: Guy Wade Palmer (35 points)

Bronze: Mick Pryke (38 points –Captain’s prerogative one might say plus carrying a heavy cold – bless!)

A duo of “Twos” today from Mick Leonard and “cut&paste” Drew Niblock with Nearest the Pins from Mick Leonard (2nd), John Osborne (8th), Dave Friedman (14th) and, yes… that name again, Drew Niblock (we love you really!) (17th). The best guest prize of a

sleeve of balls went to Kenny Cunningham with a smart 37 points and sadly somebody has to enjoy the McBride Bottle, and the happy recipient was Mike Kaylor. Carol Hanak will enjoy her pizza tonight from the Football Card winnings with Swansea being the winning team. Keep up to date with SMGS on our website www.smgs.org.

Next week we are back to La Finca with a larger than normal field of players proving it one of our most popular courses.

RAMPANT JAVEA PUNISH ERROR STREWN THADER IN 4TH CONSECUTIVE DEFEAT

Just a single point separated these two midtable sides at kick-off in Sunday’s lunchtime fixture at the Campo d’Esports Municipal in Javea, where Thader arrived determined to halt a run of three consecutive defeats.

Any hopes of a revival, however, evaporated almost immediately, as they were overwhelmed by a relentless first-half display from the hosts, who surged into a commanding 3–0 lead inside the opening half hour.

The tone was set within minutes. Before many supporters had settled into their seats, Javea sliced through the Thader back line with ease. A routine cross from the right found the unmarked Joel, who gratefully converted the simplest of tap-ins.

The goal rattled the visitors, whose defensive organisation disintegrated under the early pressure. Javea sensed vulnerability and poured forward, creating chances at will.

A wayward back-pass from Juan invited Badama to attempt an audacious lob from the edge of the area, the ball drifting just wide. Moments later the winger twice repeat-

ed the effort, both attempts narrowly missing the target. His persistence, though, was rewarded midway through the half when he again found himself unmarked at the near post to guide home another delivery from the right, doubling the hosts’ lead.

Thader’s difficulties deepened on 27 minutes when Castro seized on yet another defensive lapse, only to see his shot shave the outside of the post.

The reprieve was short-lived. On 33 minutes Badama grabbed his second of the afternoon—and Javea’s third—with another closerange finish as the visitors’ defence continued to crumble. With Thader in disarray, the hosts were enjoying a virtual training exercise, while Nicolas in the Javea goal was reduced to little more than a spectator.

Only in the 43rd minute did the home keeper have anything meaningful to do, diving in vain as Guille’s penalty crept beneath him after Serhiy had been bundled over in the area during a rare Thader attack. The goal at least offered the visitors a sliver of hope at the interval.

To their credit, Thader improved markedly after the restart. Lloyd replaced Juan at the

THE CHRISTMAS ISLAND golf course is situated 2600 kms northwest of Perth. Cooled by the south east trade winds the 9 hole, par 64 course is run entirely by volunteers. Every November they have a few visitors. Red crabs.

Native to Christmas Island and the Cocos (Keeling) Islands in the Indian Ocean, millions of these crabs emerge from the rainforest and, triggered by the start of the rainy season, scuttle to the coast to breed. The result is disruption on the roads and unusual hazards on the golf course, where gant robber crabs have been known to grab

and even break golf clubs. They also carry off golf balls, the rule being that players let the crab keep the ball if it’s going in the right direction.

Golfers come to the island just for the experience, and are advised to either check the hole before retrieving their ball or count their fingers afterwards.

QUIZ QUESTION: Who played withJustin Rosein the fourth round of this Year’s Masters? Rose madea sensational 10birdie 66 resulting in a playoff withRory McIlroy, but who was his playing partner that day?

Another disappointing result for Thader, their 4th defeat in a row

back, and the defensive shape immediately looked more assured.

On 57 minutes they came close to pulling another back when Guille’s goal-bound strike forced a superb save from Nicolas. Yet, despite the upturn in performance, Javea restored their three-goal cushion on 65 minutes. Fittingly, it was Badama who completed his hat-trick, turning in yet another low cross from the right.

It was…Zach Johnson, the 2007 Masters winner. Johnson shot a one-under 71 and tied in 8th place. But in fact 49 yr old Johnson’s fifth-from-final group tee time on Masters Sunday was an accomplishment in itself.

Length has become a problem. His 284.8-yd driving distance average this season is about 16 yards behind the Tour average, meaning every time he tees it uphe has needed to be highly tactical about where and how he plays. That’s how you stay afloat in a league where some of the competition is half your age and also 40 yards ahead of you.

“My game needs to be solid to compensate for length,” says Johnson. “It’s boring, but I’m good at being boring.” After five missed cuts he’s had just three top-25 finishes in 2025 but he’s 103rd in the FedEx standings and still in the top 200 in the world ranking, which is more than can said of three other 49-year-olds whose names could ring a bell: Ian Poulter, Henrik Stenson and - Tiger Woods.

AT THE WORLD GOLF AWARDS, held in sunny Madeira (why is it never Skegness?) the winner of the Worlds Best Golf Course was Trump International New Course, Scotland, which should please The Donald. Poor old Spain didn’t figure much this year, Portugal swept the board in Europe, winning Europe’s Best Golf Venue, Europe’s best new course, Europe’s best 9 hole course and even Europe’s best Clubhouse.

The winner of Spain’s best golf course was

and Lloyd thundering a shot against the post. Guille and Fran also tested Nicolas, but by then the contest was long gone.

A fourth successive defeat leaves Thader looking anxiously over their shoulder, and with a daunting trip to table-toppers Benidorm looming next Sunday, any improvement appears unlikely to come too easily.

Son Muntaner, on Mallorca, the best hotel La Cala resort, Marbella. Must try harder. A TIP to make practice less boring. After warming up imagine you are playing each hole of your next round. This will use all the clubs in the bag and prepare you for your next game in a more useful way. (If it’s La Serena imagine a ball retriever as well.)

MATT FITZPATRICK, now 30, turned professional at 19. The first amateur golfer since Bobby Jones in 1930 to simultaneously hold the low amateur honours at both the US Open and the Open, he won his first professional tournament at the 2015 British Masters and his first major championship at the 2022 U.S. Open.

A difficult year in 2024 resulted in a split with his long-time coach/caddie team, but with a new coach who tweaked his swing, and a new caddie, Matt regained his form, his bogie- free 66 at Jumeirah Golf Estates earning him a place in the playoff against Rory McIlroy and his third DP World Tour Championship title.

His opponent didn’t begrudge him, after a career grand slam in 2025, the Players and help with the Ryder cup, not forgetting the Irish Open, Rory can still afford to treat his wife to a new kitchen. (whoops, can’t say that.)

“The rest of the field.” Roger Maltbie, on being asked what he had to shoot to win the 1987 Masters.

Until next time: Happy Golfing.

Contact Mick for regripping and repairs. Tel. 638 859 475.

RESULTS FOR 20 NOVEMBER 2025

DIVISION 1

Leeson Street Trotters5-7Hub Hyenas Fire Station B4-8Tipsy Toad Toppers Illy's Oldies2-10Mind the Gap

DIVISION 2

Tipsy Cow6-6Milo's

Meeting Point Dartagnan's6-6Leeson Street Nomads

CC Eagles6-6CK1 Chuggers

DIVISION 3

CK1 Tornado's4-8Domino Desperado's Hub Hellraiser's3-9Queens & Jesters Tipsy Tigers9-3Tipsy Cow Archers

BYES: Fire Station All Stars, CC's Bee's, Illy's Idols

180'S: Dons Ralph, Mark Farmer, Steve Parkin

High Finish: Paul Moody 132, Mark Farmer 118

LEAGUE TABLE P Pts Legs

DIVISION 1

Mind the Gap4841:7

Tipsy Toad Toppers4835:13

Illy's Oldies5428:32

Fire Station B4423:25

Hub Hyenas4418:30

Fire Station All Stars4221:27 Leeson Street Trotters5014:46

DIVISION 2

Meeting Point Dartagnan's4728:20

Milo's5735:25

Tipsy Cow4526:22

CC Eagles4526:22

CC's Bee's4322:29

CK1 Chuggers4222:26 Leeson Street Nomads5121:39

DIVISION 3

Domino Desperado's51044:16

Tipsy Tigers4633:15

Queens & Jesters5530:30

CK1 Tornado's4423:25

Illy's Idols4219:29

Tipsy Cow Archers4218:30

Hub Hellraiser's4117:31

DIVISION 1

LEESON STREET TROTTERS 5-7 HUB HYENAS

Hub dominated the first half going to break 5-1 ahead.Trotters Yvonne Rouffignac scored 165 but visitors Dave Bracken scored 140, Matt Dawson 120,140 and Simon Williams 140 and Hub managed to pip Trotters to the doubles.

The Skinners commenced 2nd half for Trotters with Ken finishing on 59 & 46 and Amanda with 4 x 100 & 120 and finishes on 40 & 13 bringing score to 3-5.The following 3 games, all close, with only 1 high score from Phil de Lacy 121 resulting in score of 4-7 to the visitors.Alex Nikolov took the final game of the night with a score 120 and finishes of 48 & 36 for the Trotters.

FIRE STATION B 4-8 TIPSY TOAD TOPPERS

MEETING

POINT DARTAGNANS 6-6 LEESON STREET NOMADS

This was an evenly matched game, Dartagnans Bryan Livsey winning the first of the games and Nomads Graham White winning his game to tie.In the 3rd of the triples Livsey scored 121 & 125 and White 2 x100, but Dartagnans Mario Garcia finished on 56 (8,8 D20) to take the game.Nomads dominated in the doubles, despite Dartagnans Jem Gledhill’s 123, Nomads John Eyre scored 137, Callum Ramm 140 and they went into the break 4-2 up.

Dartagnans Sharon Frain took the first of the singles scoring 115,111, Livsey took the 2nd scoring 3 x100 and M Garcia took the 3rd bringing the scores to 5-4. Nomads came back with Eyre taking the 4th of the singles and Ramm winning his with scores of 118,140,133 against Suso Garcia scoring 3 x 100 and 125.Dartagnans Ernie Willis won the final game scoring 117 against White to bring the evening to an end.

POTM - RAMM & LIVESEY

CC EAGLES 6-6 CK1 CHUGGERS

Despite 6 tons across both teams and scores from the Chuggers Donna Ralph 120 & 125, Atle Vtbjoa 133 and Mike Wade 125, at the break score was even.

14 tons in the first half across both teams, 180 from Mark Farmer for Station, and scores for the Toppers of 140 from John Rodford, Chelsea Campbell 140, 114, 133 ending 1st half 1-5 to Toppers. Visitor Campbell took 1st of singles scoring 3 x100, 119, 138, 135, despite a 140 & 117 from Tim Goodacre.The Station took the next match and Toppers took the 3rd with Rodford scoring 140 & 100.The hosts pulled back the following 2 games with Jeff Saunders scoring 125, 100 & finishes of 20 D20 & 79 (T17, D14) and Farmer scoring 2 x 140 & 2 x 100 finishing on 118 (T20, 18, D20) and 15 D 20.But it was Toppers captain Andy Rutter with 3 x 100 who finished the night on a win. POTM- Rutter & Farmer

ILLY’S OLDIES 2-10 MIND THE GAP

The Oldies started the game in fine form with Craig Miller scoring 2 x 100 and Brian Abby 116 giving them a 2-0 lead.Oldies winning streak was short lived when the Gaps James Brown scored 125 and Darren Sanderson finished on 49.The visitors continued their winning streak with 2 x 140 from Brown and triple figures from Sanderson, Bliss Wright, Paul Moody and Che Liam.

The visitors continued their fine form in the 2nd half taking all games with scores of 140 from Brown, Sanderson, Liam and Moody who also finished on a 123, this was despite Oldies Steve Parkin scoring the only 180 of the match and a 140.

POTM - Parkin & Wright

DIVISION 2: TIPSY COW 6-6 MILOS

All games in this division were close and down to the all important doubles.This game went into the break 3-3 with scores from Tipsy Cow’s John Giggs 116, Bob Smith 140 and Milo’s Febian Alcarez 116. Milo’s Alvarez, Cain Garcia & Javi de Gea took the first of the winning 3 singles going ahead 3-6.The home team came back fighting and took the final 3 games with Steve Lumb scoring 100,121,140 finishing on D16, D1 , Giggs 127 and despite Antonia Lara Sedeno scoring a 134 for Milos it was Smith who took the all important final game.

POTM - De Gea & Giggs

A total of 14 tons in the 2nd half with finishes being key to results.However, it was Chuggers who came out all guns blearing taking the 1st 3 games, with Vtbjoa scoring 133, Ralph 121 & 180, taking the lead 3-6.Eagles were not going to be defeated winning the last 3 games with scores from Reg Christopher 140,116, Liam Lumb 2 x 140 and Paul Christopher scoring 140 and finishing on 64 (T16, D8), despite Mervin Boreick score of 140. POTM - R Christopher & Ralph

DIVISION 3: CK1 TORNADOS 4-8 DOMINO DESPERADOS

The visitors took the first four games with Kirsty Green managing to get a D10 to win the 5th but the Desperados went into the break ahead 5-1 Paul Green won the 1st of the singles for Tornados despite Chris Logan scoring 114.Desperados took the next 2 singles with a ton from Colin Kernahan.The home team did manage to take 2 of the last 3 games with a 115 from Dave Baldie and Desperados Kevin Tansey scoring 105 and Margaret Wilson a 140, but it was the visitors who triumphed on the night. POTM - Baldie & Wilson

HUB HELLRAISERS 3-9 QUEENS & JESTERS

Some good scores from both teams including 125 & 100 from Matt Cummins for the visitors who went ahead in the first half 5-1. Things didn’t improve for the Hellraisers with Queens & Jesters winning 4 of the 6 games in the 2nd half with Cummins scoring a 140.

POTM - Sue Spiers & Cummins

TIPSY TIGERS 9-3 TIPSY COW ARCHERS

With 3 Steves and 2 Karens in the Archers surnames are a must, hence you need to keep your wits about you to keep track.An even stevens first half, doubles coming courtesy of Andy Gildea (D2;D6: 121, 100) and Lee Maiden (D1, 121).Archers Greg Annuik (D9), Steve Faldon (D1) and Karen Colins (D7) hitting their targets. Thereafter the Tigers clawed all the spoils:Gildea (4 x 80+, 2-D2);Simone de Lacy 115, 2-D1;Maiden (D), Lisa Ivill (16-D8);Pat Schofield (D12) and finally Sharon Crane (D5).

POTM - Ivill & Norbury