Welcome to the Real issue of The Strand! For this final issue of volume 65, contributors submit satirical, silly, and goofy works. This issue includes insight into the removal and replacement of Vol. 65's EICs in Reality Check (Editorial); some hard-hitting news about the government spy pigeons who've gone on strike in Olds (News); a ranking of the realest moments at UofT St. George in Lukewarm Takes (Opinions); a reckoning with the end of SOOSAC in the aptly-titled section, SOOSAC (Features); a highly investigative report into why the Earth is in fact flat in Scientology (Science); a day in the life of being a hater in Farts and Cults (Arts and Culture); a poem which may or may not be written by ChatGPT in BEEP...BOOP (Poetry); honest (and professional) life advice for struggling UofT students in HEHE HAHA (Stranded); a surprise comic at the end, and more!