The Skinny Christmas & Hogmanay 2025

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The Skinny's songs we are making someone listen to five versions of as an elaborate prank

George Michael - Freedom

The Futureheads - Hounds of Love

Kate Bush - Hounds of Love

Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Hot Chip - Over and Over

Fairytale of New York

Michael Ball & Alfie Boe - The Greatest Show

Jona Lewie - Stop the Cavalry

ROSALÍA - La Yugular

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Robbie Williams - Bad Sharon (ft. Tyson Fury)

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We asked, what are you roasting and why?

Jamie Dunn

Film Editor, Online Journalist

"What is this, 2015? I'm air frying all the way!"

Ellie Robertson

Digital Editorial Assistant

"My tootsies by the fire babyyy."

Phoebe Willison

Designer

"You behind your back x"

Rosamund West

Editor-in-Chief

"Potatoes. It's a highly competitive, specific and scrutinised process."

Anahit Behrooz

Events Editor,

Books Editor

"Guys if I say I think roast dinners are another of the violences of the British will you shoot me."

Ema Smekalova

Media Sales Executive

"We don't roast things for Christmas dinner in my house, we deep fry."

Dalila D'Amico

Art Director, Production Manager

"My 'to-do list' cause it's defo longer than Santa's and it's starting to look more like a 'don’t-even-bother' list."

Tallah Brash

Music Editor

"Four words: duck fat roast potatoes."

Sandy Park Commercial Director

"Pork and plums because turkey is dry and plums are festive. And spuds."

Emilie Roberts

Media Sales Executive

"Parsnips and carrots and taters, oh my!"

Laurie Presswood

General Manager

"My cousin Thom."

Peter Simpson

Deputy Editor, Food & Drink Editor

"As many sausages wrapped in bacon as will fit in the oven."

Joanna Hare

Business Development Executive

"My mum cos shes a Scouser."

Find your nearest copy of our free monthly magazine, The Skinny, here:

10 Heads Up: With 32 essential events, a little over a pick a day for your festive season.

23 Braw or Naw? Ayo Adenekan shares some likes and dislikes.

26 Johnny Lynch reviews five different versions of Little Drummer Boy.

30 Ask Anahit answers your Christmas problems.

31 What should you wear on Christmas Day? Take our quiz!

32 The Directory: Eating and drinking in Glasgow, Edinburgh, Dundee and more.

56 Gift Guide: Our team share their gift- and wish-lists.

76 Hayley Zalassi’s Hogmanay Guest Selector

78 First Footing with Kathryn Joseph

82 Crossword

Illustration

Zofia is a Polish illustrator based in Scotland, who specialises in bold, playful designs, full of incidental shapes, wobbly lines, and self-made textures. Her work is created by mixing drawing, printmaking, and digital techniques.

zofia-chamienia.com @zofia.cham.illu

Our pick

of the markets, light shows, screenings, pantomimes,

clubs and gigs that are sure to bring you cheer this festive season

Giant Lanterns

Edinburgh Zoo, various dates until Feb 2026

The Giant Lantern trail is coming back to Edinburgh Zoo for the first time in six years. Running throughout winter, the event takes audiences under the sea, with a trail of 600 Chinese lanterns taking the form of sea creatures. Expect plenty of fish, whales and the odd crab along the route.

Christmas at the Botanics

Gallus in Weegieland Tron Theatre, Glasgow, until 4 Jan

Is it even Christmas if you don’t see the Tron panto? Johnny McKnight (aka the new vanguard of Scottish pantomime) has penned another subversive tale, which this time takes his heroine, Gallus, on a wild adventure down a mysterious pothole to a land full of strange creatures and a maniacal, power-hungry Queen of Hearts.

Royal Botanic Garden, Edinburgh, 20 Nov-30 Dec

Escape the dark nights to the Botanic Gardens, which will be sparkling this winter with its new light installations. While wandering below the twinkling designs from international artists, you can keep warm and fed via the selection of street food vendors set up in the park. You might even see Santa along the way.

Parade Artists’ Christmas Makers Market!

WASPS Hanson St, Glasgow, 22-30 Nov

Get a good chunk of your gift shopping done at this reliably excellent Christmas Market. Featuring an array of local artists, you’ll find stalls selling everything you need to treat your loved ones and friends this year, from large statement pieces and precious gifts to original art and prints to fun stocking fillers and tree decorations.

Weans in the Wood Macrobert Arts Centre, Stirling, 26 Nov-3 Jan

More Johnny McKnight panto, this time in Stirling. This one follows Hans No Solo and his best pal Gretel, pupils at Merlina’s School for Magical Minors, as they fight the wicked Sheriff of Nottingham and their band of evil minions. As well as writing and directing, McKnight is also at the heart of this uninhibited fairytale mashup, playing the role of the Dame.

The Snow Queen Festival Theatre, Edinburgh, 27 Nov-7 Dec; Theatre Royal, Glasgow, 3-17 Jan; His Majesty’s Theatre, Aberdeen, 21-24 Jan; Eden Court, Inverness, 28-31 Jan

Cinderella: A Fairytale Lyceum Theatre, Edinburgh, 27 Nov-3 Jan

If panto isn’t quite your thing, try this Christmas show from Sally Cookson, which offers a sparky retelling of Cinderella with fewer of the pantomime clichés and a bit more emotional clout. This take on the Brothers Grimm story features a tomboy heroine, an asthmatic prince and some birds who’ve got Cinderella’s back.

Scottish Ballet’s spectacular production of The Snow Queen is becoming something of a Christmas staple. Kids who grew up on Frozen (and all the adults who secretly love that modern Disney classic) will get a kick out of this sumptuous adaptation of the same Hans Christian Andersen tale set to an epic score by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Christmas Markets at The Pitt

The Pitt, 28, 29 & 30 Nov

We never need an excuse to head to The Pitt, but it will be extra special over this weekend as it’s transformed into a winter wonderland of food, fun, and fabulous finds with over 40 local traders flogging their wares. Also expect workshops for wee and big kids alike, seasonal tipples and even an appearance by the big man himself – Santa!

Castle of Light: Fire & Ice

Edinburgh Castle, various dates until 4 Jan

This year’s projections extravaganza – the biggest in the UK – promises to deliver a journey through a fortress of light, featuring mythical creatures, a mighty dragon soaring across the night sky and the Ice Queen herself.

Jack and the Beanstalk Dundee Rep, 29 Nov-30 Dec

Tea Green Festive Markets

V&A Dundee, 28-30 Nov; Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum, 6-7 Dec; Bowhouse, St Monans, 12-14 Dec

We love the curation of Tea Green markets, which collect a wealth of Scotland’s independent makers and artisans under one roof for all your Christmas shopping needs. This trio of pop-up gatherings spread across the country promise a great selection of luxurious textiles, exquisite jewellery, beautifully functional ceramics, quirky illustrations, and much more!

Ever wanna hear the Jack and the Beanstalk saga from the point of view of the cow who was traded in for a handful of pulses? That’s what’s on offer here from Dundee Rep as Caroline the Highland Coo spills the beans on the classic fairytale. We’re told to expect a story of community bursting with heart, humour, and some catchy tunes.

Stirling Christmas Market

Albert Halls, Stirling, 29 & 30 Nov

Over 50 stallholders will be rocking up to Albert Halls with all sorts on offer, from unique decorations and one-of-a-kind gifts to clothing and handcrafted arts and crafts. Even if you just fancy a browse, there’ll be a warm Christmas atmosphere inside the beautiful Albert Halls, with plenty of delicious food and drink available too.

Winter Wonderland

Dynamic Earth, Edinburgh, 29 Nov-23 Dec

The cavernous Dynamic Earth transforms into an Arctic world of wonder this Christmas. Expect storytelling sessions about Arctic life and the animals that live there; real footage of the aurora borealis above your head at the Planetarium show; festive family films in the morning, and Christmas classics on the big screen as part of Dynamic Earth’s Planetarium Lates.

Christmas at Jupiter

Jupiter Artland, 6-14 Dec

Science Lates – Merry Little Christmas Glasgow Science Centre, 6 Dec

Fancy a fun Christmas science show without the kids in tow? That’s what’s on offer at Science Lates – Merry Little Christmas, a night where you can eat, drink, and be merry while exploring the wonders of science. Activities include a Home Alone-inspired booby trap trail as well as hundreds of interactive exhibits to explore.

This year’s Christmas Fair at Scotland’s premier sculpture park has an extended run, with nine days bringing together the Jupiter Christmas favourites of choirs, wreathmaking, Santa et al alongside their new winter visual art programme. The park will be transformed into a Festive Village alive with light, sound and winter magic, alongside a programme of visual art from artists Tai Shani, Georg Wilson and Florence Peake.

Wee Nutcracker Tramway, 12-24 Dec

Scottish Ballet’s production on home turf is a scaled down performance aimed directly at the littlest of ballet lovers. With a 45 minute runtime, it’s a family-friendly gateway presentation of Tchaikovsky’s perennial Christmas favourite for theatre goers aged 5+.

Lost Map Presents HUMBUG!

Leith FAB Cricket Club, Edinburgh, 13 Dec

Christmas shindigs don’t get more fun than Lost Map’s annual HUMBUG!. This year they’re at a more intimate venue, the wonderful Leith Cricket Club, so tickets will go fast. Despite the cosy confines, expect the usual festive antics, including a crackling live music lineup and DJs into the wee hours.

SPOT

Design Winter Market

Jack and the Beanstalk Festival Theatre, Edinburgh, 13 Dec-11 Jan

With King’s Theatre currently getting a much-needed spit and polish, Edinburgh’s traditional pantomime is once again heading to Festival Theatre. Many an Edinburgh panto fave is here, including Allan Stewart as Dame Trot, Grant Stott as Fleshcreep and Jordan Young in the title role. Brace yourself for wild puns, jaw-dropping special effects and oodles of audience participation.

Pollokshaws Burgh Hall, Glasgow, 13-14 Dec

SPOT, the excellent gift shop in Shawlands, always assembles a great market lineup each Christmas season. Pollokshaws Burgh Hall will be packed with some of the best creative makers Scotland has to offer, and you’ll be sure to find some perfect presents as you snake around the stalls.

Winter Market

Summerhall, Edinburgh, 13-14 Dec

If you live in Edinburgh, a visit to Summerhall’s Winter Market is practically mandatory. This year you’ll find over 35 carefully curated stalls spread all over the arts venue, with a focus on local independent makers and artisan products. Caroling from the Summerhall Singers, hot mulled wine and festive food options add to the Christmas cheer.

Presented by Josie Long

MUSIC HALL, ABERDEEN Wed 17 Dec, 6.30pm

CAIRD HALL, DUNDEE Thu 18 Dec, 6.30pm

USHER HALL, EDINBURGH Fri 19 Dec, 6.30pm

GLASGOW ROYAL CONCERT HALL Sat 20 Dec, 2pm & 6pm

Lost in Translation: Love Actually

Gilded Saloon, Edinburgh, 17 Dec

What would happen if Richard Curtis’s Love Actually script was put through an online translator a dozen times? Some might argue it couldn’t get any worse, but find out for yourself when some guest comedians have a go at performing the resulting version of Love Actually live on stage and in character.

RSNO Christmas Concert ft. The Snowman

Music Hall, Aberdeen; Caird Hall, Dundee; Usher Hall, Edinburgh; Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, 17-20 Dec

Get ready to sing your heart out at RSNO’s festive, family-friendly concert. On the menu are some much-loved carols and festive melodies, including Consider the Penguin and Schneewalzer. And the show also includes a screening of nostalgic Chrismas jewel The Snowman, accompanied by the orchestra and narrated by comedian Josie Long.

The Big Show Christmas & New Year Specials Monkey Barrel Comedy, various dates

There are seven chances to catch Monkey Barrel’s Big Show Christmas & New Year Specials. No acts are announced so far, but this Edinburgh comedy institution has never steered us wrong before, and can usually be relied upon to serve up some incredible standups.

Irn-Bru Carnival

SEC, Glasgow, 19 Dec-11 Jan

Europe’s largest indoor funfair is back. From gentle kids’ rides to the Dodgems, the Fun House and the infamous Sticky Wall, there is something for everyone to enjoy. There’s also plenty of stalls (think classics like Hook-a-Duck and the Coconut Shy) where you’ve the chance to test your skills and win some festive treats.

Christmas

Films

Glasgow Film Theatre; Filmhouse, Edinburgh; DCA, Dundee

Our favourite indie cinemas are all serving up their own selections of Christmas movies this year. Each cinema’s lineup features classics (think It’s a Wonderful Life, The Muppet Christmas Carol) and some more leftfield Choices (eg Eyes Wide Shut, Batman Returns) for those who prefer Christmas with a twist. See the cinemas’ websites for listings.

Hogmanay Specials

The Stand, Glasgow, 27-31 Dec

Tommy Reilly’s All Star Christmas St Luke’s, Glasgow, 22 Dec

The venue for this much-loved annual party is bigger than normal this year, but proceedings will be just as silly. Kathryn Joseph, Little Acres and Roddy Hart are just a few of the acts confirmed, while the house band features the usual all-star lineup. The Christmas fun is in aid of good causes too, with money being raised for Tiny Changes and Macmillan Cancer.

It’s been another hellish year, but if you wanna see out 2025 with a belly laugh, The Stand have a perfect Hogmanay treat in store.

The lineup features Kim Blythe, Amanda Dwyer, Jack Brookmyre and headliner Mark Nelson, with Billy Kirkwood holding everything together as host.

Samedia Hogmanay Tropical Soundclash

La Belle Angele, Edinburgh, 31 Dec

Begin 2026 boogying to some uplifting global sounds at Samedia’s Hogmanay Tropical Soundclash. Expect plenty of carnival atmosphere from the 20-strong Edinburgh Samba School band. DJ Still Dre of UK afro-electronic project Afriquoi will be spinning a range of records, from dancehall to UK funky to deep house. And there'll be more global club sounds from the Samedia residents.

NYE: Bodyheat Party: Joy Orbison B2B

Ben UFO

SWG3, Glasgow, 31 Dec

SWG3 has a blistering B2B planned this Hogmanay. UK club legend Joy Orbison will bring a set combining house, techno, dubstep and everything in between, and he’s joined behind the decks by producer Ben UFO, whose label Hessle Audio has been responsible for some of the most groundbreaking releases of 2025.

Ponyboy

NYE

The Art School, Glasgow, 31 Dec

Much-lauded queer party Ponyboy has a reputation for throwing some of the best events in the whole UK, so this New Year’s soirée should be pretty special. No acts have been revealed as of yet, but this iconic club focused on trans and nonbinary people always delivers nights that are fabulous and memorable.

Femmergy NYE

Biscuit Factory, Edinburgh, 31 Dec Down in Leith, 2025 comes to a close with a blast of queer joy from Femmergy. Annafleur and jevan are confirmed so far, so the music will be excellent, and Groundskeeper Fanny will be the master of ceremonies, so expect plenty of hilarious chaos too. We can’t think of a better way to kick off 2026.

King Tut’s New Year’s Revolutions

King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut, Glasgow, 2-25 Jan

Start the year by falling in love with some incredible bands! Throughout January, King Tut’s will welcome some amazing homegrown acts to its iconic and intimate 300-capacity venue. The energetic and emotive Diva Down, Glaswegian rockers Stratus, and the ever-entertaining Juan Laforet are just a few of the acts in the month-long lineup.

SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS IN DECEMBER

Step back in time this December for a truly unique Christmas experience

1,3,4 & 5 January 2026, 3pm (7.30pm in Ayr)

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Viennese New Year

Andrew Manze conductor Rachel Redmond soprano

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Timeless waltzes and more by the Strauss family and Lehár.

BRAW OR NAW?

It’s been a big year for Edinburgh comic Ayo Adenekan – a breakout Fringe show, award wins, gigs up and down the country and now, a hefty set of Braws and Naws for our lovely Skinny readers

Abig heavy NAW to the closure of Edinburgh institution Wings. Wings was my favourite place to eat in the City. Not only did it have my favourite chicken wings but it had the most top tier decor and the friendliest staff going; I’ll be sad to see it go.

Big huge BRAW to the Glasgow Subway. Honestly the amount of times I would’ve missed the last train if it wasn’t for the subway is crazy. I just spent a week in London and getting back into Scotland you really do appreciate how clean and breathable the Subway is. Never change, Clockwork Orange.

A massive, gigantic, enormous BRAW to The Haven Cafe’s slice of Haven chocolate traybake (Newhaven, Edinburgh). These things taste insane. My god, it’s like there’s crack in them. The Haven also do, without a doubt, one of the best breakfasts in the city and are run by Edinburgh locals. Please don’t make it too busy tho because I love it so.

Oooh, a big BRAW to Bs Vintage Market, which runs throughout the year at Out of the Blue Drill Hall. Now this is my favourite vintage fair I’ve been to! There’s so many amazing retailers at each market and I personally have acquired many a shell-suit jacket from here.

Zohran Mamdani being elected the first Muslim immigrant mayor of New York goes hard! Very cool to see a man of the people at the helm of the city! Insanely cool worldwide BRAW!

A big NAW to the potential closure of Buchanan Bus Station. I don’t mean to

fearmonger but there’s been reports that it could be demolished to make way for a new transport hub with offices. If it ain’t broke, please please don’t fix it – the last thing Glasgow needs is more roadworks in the city centre.

I just feel personally that November the 16th is too early for the Christmas markets to go up. They’re good fun for a wee wander or to grab an overpriced mulled wine to get in the spirit of Christmas but I don’t know man, I feel like they could at least give us til December before making Princes Street unwalkable. It’s a NAW from me.

I’ve not had a tattoo in a wee while but you’d best believe I’ll be getting my next one from Lucky Spoke Tattoos, down in Dalry. It’s a lovely wee studio in the back of a bike shop started by a former bike messenger.

They’ve got such a talented range of staff all with different backgrounds and styles. Unbelievably BRAW.

Pieute are one of the most recognisable brands in the city. Their Fatboy stickers can be found in random spots around the world and the shop has always been a hub of the local community so hugely BRAW of them to be able to purchase a site just outside of Edinburgh, so they can make more sustainable Scottish clothes.

Ayo Adenekan performs as part of Ho-Ho-Hogmanay on 30 Dec at Edinburgh’s Assembly Rooms, tickets from £22.50

Ayo Adenekan: Black Mediocrity, Glasgow Comedy Festival, The Stand, Glasgow, 18 Mar, 7.30pm

@ayo_adenekan on Instagram

FESTIVE FIVE

Ahead of their annual Christmas party, we do the dirty on Lost Map Records label boss Johnny Lynch, aka Pictish Trail, and make him listen to five different versions of Little Drummer Boy. Here are the results!

Words: Tallah Brash

Johnny Lynch: I absolutely love Christmas, so I’m glad I was asked to do this, I’m feeling Christmassy already!

The Skinny: Well, I’m sorry for what’s about to happen. Are you ready?

JL: Yes, I’m ready…

Boney M – Little Drummer Boy [1/10]

JL: Is this Mary’s Boy Child?

TS: No. Right artist though.

JL: Little Drummer Boy. It’s a classic, isn’t it? There’s a really good version of this song by The Dandy Warhols. I’ve forgotten who did this version.

TS: It’s Boney M.

JL: I’ve never given Boney M a listen beyond Mary’s Boy Child, but I feel like I must have heard this version on supermarket tannoys. They’re not bringing anything new to the song. I think they should stop pursuing the Christmas tunes. I’m gonna give Boney M one out of ten. Come and find me Boney M, on Eigg!

The Dandy Warhols –Little Drummer Boy [10/10]

JL: This is the one I was just talking about – The Dandy Warhols! This is a much better version. That synth line’s so good. Iconic. I’m feeling festive after listening to this. This is on a compilation, It’s a Cool Cool Christmas, that XFM did with Jeepster. I do really like this version a lot, it’s so good. Beautiful. The harmonies, the

synth line, ten out of ten – I’m a man of extremes.

TS: Alright, you probably see where this is going now…?

Low – Little Drummer Boy [10/10]

JL: Nice ominous synth at the beginning of this one – festive! I want to say Chris de Burgh – A Spaceman Came Travelling, but I don’t think it is that.

TS: No.

JL: Okay, I can now see where this feature is going. This is Low, isn’t it? From their Christmas EP. This is beautiful, very atmospheric. It’s very crisp sounding. You can feel your feet crunching through fresh snow. This is a GOOD song that Boney M totally ruined. But this version, it’s simplistic, you’ve got that organ drone going throughout, some drums going parum pa pum pum – thank you Mimi, doing a great job there – and then beautiful harmonies. This is a Little Drummer Boy to escape to, and to slowly sweat out your Christmas dinner to. This is another ten out of ten.

Dolly Parton – The Little Drummer Boy [3/10]

JL: Dolly’s got a great session drummer, he’s delivering some parum pa pum pums straight off the bat. [However], I’m already not liking it and how far are we into it, like ten, 20 seconds? She’s gone for a more Nirvana acoustic unplugged, dry sound, but I’ll be honest, Dolly, it’s not working for you.

This is agonising, she’s really pouring out her heart on this. It’s tortured. She’s definitely delivering this more like a contemporary Christian rock version… YES, just as I said that the choir’s kicked in. This is the most spiritual version I’ve heard, and I’m not here for it. It’s only mildly better than Boney M for me, it’s a three out of ten.

Justin Bieber – Drummer Boy (ft. Busta Rhymes) [4/10]

JL: Is it Jedward?

TS: No.

JL: I don’t know what to say about this. Oh, he’s done something jazzy with the parum pa pum pum. Don’t do that to this song. Oh wow, it’s gone a bit happy hardcore. Is this Romeo Taylor?

TS: I wish!

JL: Oh, they’re rapping. Is this Justin Bieber?

TS: Yes!

JL: I’m disappointed because he was a little drummer boy... If this doesn’t have live drums on it, prepare yourself for a one out of ten, my friend. Oh my God, the guest has just jumped in: ‘Gather around the mistletoe real quick’. Is it Busta Rhymes? I absolutely love Busta Rhymes. His rap on this is great, but it’s not aged well, he shouts out his Twitter followers.

TS: Okay, Wikipedia says that Justin Bieber does play the drums on this.

JL: Because of the live drums, I was going to be a bit favourable, but the inflection Bieber uses on the second

parum pa pum pum is so jarring that I’m gonna give this zero out of ten.

TS: Where’s your Christmas spirit?

JL: Alright, okay, I’ll go four. But that’s all for Busta and his Twitter followers. Wow, that was a journey!

TS: If you were gonna play a similar prank on someone, what song are you playing five versions of?

JL: As a form of torture? Maybe Bryan Adams’ Everything I Do, although that’s not very Christmassy. Okay, [Paul McCartney’s] Wonderful Christmastime. I also really like Michael M’s [We Are the Physics; Slime City] version where every line is ‘The moon is right’, that is really good. Yeah, that’s what I’d choose, five different versions of that, including a Romeo Taylor version.

TS: What five Christmas songs do you wish I made you listen to?

JL: Okay, so Macca’s Wonderful Christmastime, because it’s just so good. Granddaddy’s version of Winter Wonderland, called Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland. That Chris de Burgh song, A Spaceman Came Travelling – the sound of that is very nostalgic for me at Christmas. Is that four?

Wonderful Christmastime, the other version of that [by Michael M], Granddaddy, Chris de Burgh and... Christmas Wrapping [by The Waitresses], that is awesome! ‘Bah, humbug…’

TS: Haha, thanks for the segue! Lost Map’s HUMBUG

is happening on 13 December. What’s this year’s plan?

JL: We’ve had a Christmas party ever since Lost Map started in 2013. It’s always been multiple stages and different acts playing. It’s really great, but knackering. This year, I thought, I want to have a Christmas party that I can actually enjoy, and just have fun at. Just let’s get everyone into the Leith Cricket Club and get the

eggnog out. Actually, don’t get the eggnog out, no one actually likes that.

Lost Map’s HUMBUG featuring Both Hands, Gulp, Seamus Fogarty and Free Love (DJs) takes place at Leith FAB Cricket Club, Edinburgh, 13 Dec; Pictish Trail’s latest album, Life Slime, is out now via Fire Records and Lost Map Records

lostmap.com pictishtrail.com

In this festive edition of our advice column, one perturbed employee asks how to manage troublesome colleagues

Words: Anahit Behrooz

Irecently got promoted at work and now I feel like I’m being treated differently.

I’ve always felt like I didn’t get a lot of respect at work – co-workers excluding me and making comments about my appearance, talking about how red my nose is etc. I recently got promoted and suddenly everyone wants to be my best friend. It all seems really fake and it makes me feel super uncomfortable. What should I do?

Normally the answer to any kind of workplace stress is to unionise, but it’s tricky when the people you’re meant to unionise with are the problem. I will say this

sounds like quite a toxic work environment and it’s strange that no one has stepped in until now. Being excluded at work – laughed at and called names and left out of games, for example – is never OK, and someone responsible should have intervened before it got to this point. If this job is important to you and there aren’t other alternatives (I work in the arts so I very much get the whole ‘there are no other jobs’ thing), I think this needs to be addressed head on. I would speak to your manager and HR person about what has been happening, and your discomfort both with the bullying and the recent pivot, and whether they might mediate

a conversation between you and your colleagues. Talking to your boss is scary, but sometimes they are nice and jolly so it might go really well! I would then, in a safe and structured environment, tell your co-workers that they have hurt your feelings and it will take a while until you can build back that trust. Relationships, even work relationships, need to be built on trust and authenticity – it doesn’t matter if you’re head of the pack if you feel disrespected, and it is worth everyone putting in the time and effort into making amends. We all deserve to thrive at work, however we look, and no one should tarnish our glow xx

Follow this flow chart to find your perfect Christmas Outfit Words: Phoebe Willison

I’m waking up on Christmas morning feeling fresh, I didn’t embarrass myself at my childhood town’s local.

“BE

HONEST!”

I will be having a shower today.

I’ve got ages to get ready, because I am contributing exactly zero minutes to the Christmas Lunch.

I will be doing a festive fit check for my socials and I will be checking how many people liked it x

I have spent the last 6 months on Vinted finding carbon neutral sequins.

Christmas is a made up capitalist scheme to make us spend money and waste plastic.

Ok I’m not showering, but that is an act of self-care.

Pajama Princess

all day, at least make them merry and bright and from Irregular Sleep Pattern.

I would be really mad if I spilt gravy all over myself.

I like the people I’m spending Christmas Day with, but I like the sofa more.

Christmas is for being extra, it says that in The Bible, so find yourself a sparkly second hand treat from Frida and Coco.

The secret to being baddest of them all is being quick enough to catch an IG sample sale at @badcollage333

Just because you’re grumpy doesn’t mean you also need to be badly dressedgo touch grass in Kestin.

DIRECTORY

The festive season is all about eating, drinking and being merry. The merry stuff we’ll leave to other parts of this magazine – they have musicians, and filmmakers, and big piles of gifts – but we have the food and drink sorted. The following pages include some of our favourite brunch places, cafes, high-end restaurants, reliable lunch spots and everything in between...

BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH

Get your day off to a flyer with these breakfast spots – fans of sausages, pancakes, porridge and eggs, we’ve got you covered...

Ardfern

10-12 Bonnington Rd, Edi.

The latest spot from The Little Chartroom team is an all-day treat, but get down early for one of the city’s best breakfast menus. We have three words for you: venison lorne sausage.

The Bach

31 Meadowside, Dundee

A slice of Antipodean cafe culture in the heart of Dundee; excellent brunch options, top-notch coffee, plus imported Australian and New Zealand treats.

Cafe Strange Brew

1082 Pollokshaws Rd, Glasgow

A much-loved Shawlands brunch spot with great dishes whether you’re a sweet or savoury morning person, and

poached eggs so reliable you could set your watch by them.

Eastfield

91 Perth Rd, Dundee

One of a spate of great new openings in Dundee, Eastfield is a laidback daytime spot for those moments when you’re split between breakfast, brunch and lunch. Whatever you choose, it’ll be great.

Edinburgh Larder

15 Blackfriars St and 54-56 Morningside Rd, Edinburgh

If you need fuel for your festive fun, a bumper full breakfast from the Edinburgh Larder packed with great local ingredients should be near the top of your list.

Hula

103 West Bow, Edinburgh

Head to Hula to get your day off to a flying start. Exciting porridge, fruit packed smoothie bowls, freshly squeezed juices and pancakes are all on the menu.

KUL Coffee

15 Elm Row, Edinburgh

A great brunch menu for both sweet and savoury fans, a brilliantly minimal aesthetic, and more coffee options than you can shake an aeropress at – a trip to KUL is an ideal treat for the caffeine fiend in your life.

Queen’s Diner

50 Battlefield Rd, Glasgow

A new addition to the Southside’s breakfast and brunch rotation, Queen’s Diner is a cool, fun riff on your classic US diner from ‘the movies’. Massive waffles, breakfast sandwiches with everything on them, enough coffee to float a ferry – that sort of thing.

Singapore Coffee House

5 Canonmills, Edinburgh

Bringing kopitiam classics to Canonmills, Singapore Coffee House offers a real change of pace from the rest of Edinburgh’s brunch scene. Look out for their kaya (coconut jam) on toast.

Singl-end

263 Renfrew St and 15 John St, Glasgow

Many eggs, multiple homemade bread options and a whole load of interesting brekkie permutations await at Singl-end’s spots in Garnethill and Merchant City.

Snax Cafe

118 Buccleuch St, Edinburgh

Snax offers great morning rolls, endless breakfast combinations, outside seating for sunny Sunday mornings, and a genuine sense of local history.

COFFEE

Scotland is home to some truly excellent coffee roasters, building on the work of coffee farmers across Africa, Asia, Central and South America. Here are a few of our favourite places to grab a cup…

Amulet

38 Mansfield St, Glasgow

Hard to miss thanks to its bright blue exterior, hard to leave owing to its bumper menu of expertly-made coffees. Throw in some homemade baking and lovely flower arrangements, and you’ve got an ideal respite from all this *Christmas*.

Cairngorm Coffee

1 Melville Pl, Edinburgh

A bright corner cafe serving killer toasties and knockout coffee from their top-notch roastery. Super-cool merch as well, if you need something for the coffee lover in your life.

Cult Espresso

104 Buccleuch St, Edinburgh

There are few better ways to use your hour-and-a-half of winter daylight than grabbing an excellent flat white from Cult and wandering around the Meadows. Fresh air and a great coffee? Sign us up.

EH9 Espresso

248 Perth Rd, Dundee EH9 are at the forefront of Dundee’s burgeoning coffee scene. Expect a very good cup of coffee, and look out for commissioned artwork on the side of their Perth Road cafe.

Fortitude Coffee

4 Abbey Mount and 66 Hamilton Pl, Edinburgh

Fortitude roast some of the city’s very best coffee, their venues are staffed by proper coffee-heads, and their Stockbridge cafe bucks the Edinburgh trend of every good coffee shop having about six seats in it. It’s roomy.

Ground Floor

125 Great Junction St, Edi. Home of excellent community radio station EHFM, Ground Floor serve up great coffee and focaccia by Leith sandwich legends Alby’s, plus the chance to peer in through the studio window and see ‘the radio’ up close and personal.

Laboratorio Espresso

93 West Nile St, Glasgow

Excellent Italian coffees served from a super-cool coffee bar that’s all wood panels and brushed concrete. Oh, and very nice cannoli.

Mana Coffee

40 Whitehall Cres, Dundee

Location: ideal, literally over the road from the train station. Vibe: impeccable, all

crisp lines and Nordic stylings. Coffee: brilliant.

Ottoman Coffeehouse

73 Berkeley St, Glasgow

A true experience, Ottoman Coffeehouse is the place to go if you want to take your time with your coffee. Every preparation or style you can think of, all under one absolutely fantastic roof.

OUTLIER

38 London Rd, Glasgow

Got half an hour to kill? Grab a coffee and spend a while watching the cooking at OUTLIER unfold in front of you – their sweet and savoury ranges are both excellent, as is the coffee.

The Source

4 Spittal St, Edinburgh

Your favourite coffee shop’s favourite coffee shop. The Source is the place to go for unusual and exciting single origin coffees from around the world – if you have a friend who likes coffee, bring them here.

Spitfire Espresso

127 Candleriggs, Glasgow

A reliably excellent flat white is waiting for you at Spitfire, along with a spacious and intriguing cafe to drink it in.

Steampunk Coffee

49A Kirk Ports, North Berwick

A hive of excellent coffee in the seaside East Lothian town, with a bumper outside patio, a record store upstairs, and bags of beans fresh from the on-site roastery.

Unorthodox Roasters

129 High St, Kinross and 12 Friars St, Stirling

Both of Unorthodox’s cafes are lovely, but a special shout-out for Kinross, with its bright blue facade, brilliant food menu, and custom-built V60 pourover bar.

QUICK LUNCHES

In a hurry, but also *quite hungry*? Here’s where to grab a bite, whether it’s on-the-go or a merciful hour of ‘sitting down between festive events and errands’...

Alby’s

8 Portland Pl and 94 Buccleuch St, Edinburgh

Big. Hot. Sandwiches. These things are enormous, packed with great flavours and served on salty, spongy focaccia.

Anxious Pete’s

25 Kent St, Glasgow

If you’re down at the Barras for some Christmas shopping, you’ll need some lunch. Luckily, one slice of Anxious Pete’s incredibly flavourful and frankly enormous New York-style pizza will keep you going for hours.

Edinburgh Street Food

Leith St, Edinburgh

Lots of space, loads of choice, an order-to-table system that actually works – Edinburgh Street Food is a great city centre option.

Harkness Pies

30B Raeburn Pl, Edinburgh

You’re in Stockbridge, you’re getting hangry and there’s somehow a queue to get into the good charity shop. Take five minutes, head to Harkness, and get stuck into some of the nicest pies you’ll find anywhere.

The Original Mosque

Kitchen & Cafe

50 Potterrow, Edinburgh

It’s been a lunchtime go-to for decades; come to the Mosque Kitchen for brilliant, cheap and absurdly large plates of homemade curry.

Paesano

94 Miller St, 1038-1040

Pollokshaws Rd and 471 Great Western Rd, Glasgow

If you’re in a rush – shopping to do, folk to meet, etc – Paesano’s the pick. Massive dining rooms, rapid service, delicious pizza, small bill at the end.

Pala

7 Jane St, Edinburgh

A by-the-slice spot serving massive wedges of al taglio pizza, Pala is placed at the start/end of a side street with multiple brewery taprooms on it. We call that ‘knowing your audience’.

Paz Taqueria

64 Thistle St, Edinburgh

You’ll find well-crafted and subtly elevated tacos at Paz, along with cocktails that will send you off in a great mood to finish your Christmas shopping.

Rafa’s

1103 Argyle St, Glasgow

Head down the Hidden Lane just off the Finnieston strip and you’ll probably find a queue for Rafa’s excellent

tacos, burritos and quesadillas. Get in the queue. Enjoy.

San Ciro’s

148 Leith Walk, Edinburgh

Top-drawer Neapolitan pizza with some exciting and experimental touches, served at lightning speed.

Sear’s Pizza

8 Chancellor St, Glasgow and 27A Marchmont Rd, Edinburgh

The new spot from some of the folk behind much-missed Glasgow pizzeria BAKED, Sear’s is a New York-style joint that’ll do you a slice for £2. It’s such a good idea that they’ve opened up a spot in Edinburgh, too.

Shawarma King

113 King St, Glasgow

Sometimes you just want a kebab – a fatty, unctuous boxing glove of bread, meat, spice and some veg if you’re feeling healthy. In these moments, head for Shawarma King.

Social by Matto

97 Shandwick Pl, Edinburgh

What’s more festive than nibbles? Matto’s new venture focuses on cicchetti, Venetian savoury snacks and crispy, crunchy treats that you can eat with one hand while wielding an unseasonal spritz in the other.

Sook Kitchen

5a Bank St, Dundee

Big sandwiches, bumper salads and a focus on local ingredients and producers mark Sook out as a great option no matter what time you get fed up with your Christmas shopping.

Ting Thai Venues in Glas. and Edi. One of Scotland’s most reliable lunchtime options, Ting Thai serve up cheap, quick and flavour-packed Thai dishes from soups and noodles to small plates.

BIG DINNERS

The gang’s all here! For those Christmas reunions, big festive celebrations, or the betwixtmas evenings when you can’t be bothered cooking, check out these places…

Agacan

113 Perth Rd, Dundee

The tiled exterior, the colourful interior, the kebab-tastic menu; the Agacan has been this way for years, and long may it continue.

Big Counter

76 Victoria Rd, Glasgow

The Vicky Road ‘dinner house’ offers a constantly changing menu of sharing plates. Big steaks, whole fish, party time.

Chez Jules

109 Hanover St, Edinburgh

A French institution in Edinburgh’s New Town. Great vibes, genuinely surprising value, and an almost unbeatable location, they don’t make ‘em like Chez Jules any more.

Corner Shop

45 Old Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow

Inspired by the cuisines of Catalonia and the Basque Country, Corner Shop is the place to go for smoky, salty small plates and glasses of cava to wash them down.

Fook Mei

239 London Rd, Glasgow

The new sit-in venue from the

folk behind the excellent Ho

Lee Fook hatch by the Barras, Fook Mei brings together dishes from across south east Asia under one roof.

GaGa

566 Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow

The new spot from Julie Lin pairs delicious Malaysian-inspired plates with brilliant cocktails.

The Gilded Saloon

47 Lothian St, Edinburgh

The new venture from Paradise Palms, Gilded Balloon and Kelburn Garden Party, The Gilded Saloon

Join us for a feast of sparkling cinema. From family favourites to cult Christmas crackers, there is a treat for everyone this festive season.

Give the gift of Fingal

Steeped in history, Fingal in Leith is a ship with a story to tell. Luxury cabins, seasonal menus and a fi rst-class crew. Treat your loved ones to a shipshape gift voucher this Christmas.

offers a cosy, wood-paneled vibe and updated takes on pub food classics by chef Tomás Gormley. For festive partying, head downstairs to the extremely cool People’s Leisure Club.

The Kinneuchar Inn

9-11 Main St, Kilconquhar, Fife

Locally-sourced and exciting, elevated food, with a 17th century pub attached? Foodies far and wide rave about the Kinneuchar, and they may well be on to something.

Gloriosa

1321 Argyle St, Glasgow

Head here for an absolutely brilliant selection of family-style dishes loaded with Mediterranean influences.

Konj

15-17 Grindlay St, Edinburgh

Dinner at Konj feels like a treat. This Iranian cafe/ restaurant next to the Lyceum expertly balances a homespun vibe with real flair in the kitchen, and excellent flavour and colour in each dish.

Mother India’s Cafe

3-5 Infirmary St, Edinburgh & 1355 Argyle St, Glasgow

The tapas-style small dishes at Mother India have long been a favourite; grab your pals, order a bunch of stuff, let the sharing begin.

Mowgli Street Food

20 Hanover St, Edinburgh & 78 St Vincent St, Glasgow

If you’re organising a big festive catch-up but can’t bear any more turkey, Mowgli’s Christmas sharing menu is one to watch. Everyone gets a ‘pot luck’ tiffin, so think of it as an extremely tasty secret Santa.

Muna’s Ethiopian Cuisine

8 Gillespie Pl, Edinburgh

Spicy, funky and ludicrously generous, the Ethiopian home-cooking at Muna’s is an absolute standout. Put together a big sharing plate, grab your injera, and get going. For a similar vibe in Glasgow, head to Mosob (56 Dundas St), next door to Queen Street Station.

Noodles Home

14a Nicolson St, Edinburgh

The leading light in a new wave of great indie restaurants near Edinburgh Uni, Noodles Home is the place to go if you

want a big warming hug of a meal. Massive bowls of delicious broth and freshly made noodles; if you can think of a better December dinner, we’d like to hear about it.

Ranjit’s Kitchen

607 Pollokshaws Rd, Glasgow

A Southside institution, this family-run spot serves up excellent and surprisingly massive portions of Panjabi cuisine.

Sabzi

162 Ferry Rd, Edinburgh

This award-winning family-run spot serves up brilliant and highly shareable Indian classics from a menu which changes weekly.

Sebb’s

68B Miller St, Glasgow

Sebb’s might just be the ideal place for a Christmas night out. It’s underground, which is inherently cool. Great speaker system, ideal for a bit of background buzz. And the kitchen is focused on cooking over fire, which reminds everyone that soon it’ll be summer again.

Stockbridge Eating House

7 St Stephen St, Edinburgh

It’s got an appropriately

homely vibe, the bistro-style cooking is excellent, and a £14.95 lunch menu… in 2025… in Stockbridge?! Stick this one on your ‘to-visit’ list right now.

Taco Libre

3 Shandwick Pl, Edinburgh

Edinburgh’s finest taqueria is a riot of neon and colour, with simple, classic, delicious tacos and punchy margaritas.

Tipo

110 Hanover St, Edinburgh

Stuart Ralston’s Italianinspired spot is a good shout if you’re getting the gang together for a festive catchup. You’ll find a bright, airy dining room, and a menu loaded with fantastic pasta.

West Side Tavern

162 Dumbarton Rd, Glasgow

If your friends like to share, take ‘em to West Side Tavern in Partick. Jumbo pizzas, classic Italian-American big plates, and a host of NYCinspired cocktails.

FEELING FANCY

If you want to treat yourself or anyone else for that matter, try one of these restaurants. Expect great cooking, friendly service, cool dining rooms and the sensation of being looked after for an evening…

Celentano’s

28-32 Cathedral Sq, Glasgow Italian-inspired dining in a beautifully restored 19th-century landmark, with herbs grown in the restaurant garden and an amazing Sunday lunch.

Eleanore

30-31 Albert Pl, Edinburgh

The pared-back sibling of The Little Chartroom and Ardfern, head here for big but refined flavours, and cool Nordic vibes.

Five March

140 Elderslie St, Glasgow

Sharing plates loaded with influences from all over the map, a very trendy dining

room, and a parkside location ideal for a post-lunch walk.

Hawksmoor

23 W Register St, Edinburgh

Red meat fans, you’re in luck. Head to Hawksmoor for top-notch steaks, great cocktails and the beautiful setting of the former National Bank of Scotland.

Inver

Strathlachlan, Argyll and Bute

A delightful restaurant in stunning surroundings, Inver is also home to some spectacularly chic bothies. Get a visit on your Christmas wish list.

Margo

68 Miller St, Glasgow

Expect a menu loaded with flavours and influences from across Europe and beyond.

Montrose

1-7 Montrose Ter, Edinburgh

Downstairs is the comfy, cosy wine bar, and upstairs is the slightly fancier dining room, but in both cases Montrose serve up smoky, hearty and delicate dishes.

Moss

112 St Stephen St, Edinburgh

More than anything else, Moss is a very thoughtthrough restaurant. As much of the menu as possible is sourced from the family farm (with plenty of information to pore over), all the crockery is bespoke, and yet the vibe still manages to be extremely homely and welcoming.

Ox and Finch

920 Sauchiehall St, Glasgow

It’s a Finnieston mainstay, and with good reason. Ox and Finch serve up brilliant and

varied sharing dishes in trendy surroundings.

The Palmerston

1 Palmerston Pl, Edinburgh

Another great restaurant in a former bank, The Palmerston offers excellent pastries in the morning, and well-considered and homely dishes the rest of the time.

Skua

49 St Stephen St, Edinburgh

It’s dark, it’s cosy, and it feels like a real treat – descend into Skua’s Stockbridge basement and you’ll find great drinks and excellent, smoky, decadent bites to eat.

Sylvan

20 Woodlands Rd, Glasgow

Sylvan offers a daily-changing menu of vegetarian and vegan treats, with a frankly enormous list of natural wines to pair with whatever’s coming out of the kitchen.

Timberyard

10 Lady Lawson St, Edinburgh

Michelin-starred so you know it’s good, Timberyard offers a beautiful dining room, refined seasonal cooking and a surprisingly chilled vibe.

Vinette

36 Broughton St, Edinburgh

A Paris-inspired wine bar with a mix of sharing plates and bistro-style dishes, this new spot from Stuart Ralston of Tipo and Noto. Expect lovely ambience, expert cooking, and one extremely appetising burger.

TREAT TIME

You deserve it. As for what ‘it’ is, take your pick from amazing baking, delightful pastries, and some truly excellent ice cream…

Akara

537 Duke St, Glasgow

Perfectly-formed, beautifully-decorated and quite frankly enormous cakes are one of the hallmarks of Akara in Dennistoun – head here for a slice, or to commission your very own festive cake.

Baern

Bowhouse, nr St Monans, Fife

The Baern counter is filled with cakes, pastries and savoury snacks, all laced with amazing ingredients from the Fife countryside. Well worth the trip.

Clark’s Bakery

3 Annfield St and 3 Crichton St, Dundee

Clark’s is a bona fide Dundee institution, serving up pies, cakes and all manner of filled rolls day and night.

Company Bakery

6 Station Rd, Eskmills Rd, Musselburgh

The top-notch sourdough bakery’s new cafe offers brilliant pastries, great coffee and predictably excellent bread, in a space that’s somehow laidback, chill, and enormous.

Cottonrake

497 Great Western Rd, Glasgow

One of Glasgow’s finest bakeries; you’ll need to be quick to get their pastries, cakes and sandwiches, but the rewards are worth it.

Fisher and Donaldson Stores in Cupar, St Andrews and Dundee

‘The ATM’ and ‘cloning a sheep’ are great Scottish inventions, but they’re no Fisher and Donaldson fudge doughnut. Squidgy, sugary, absolutely loaded with custard; highly recommended.

La Gelatessa

38 Nithsdale Rd, Glasgow

I scream, you scream, etc etc.

A brilliantly modern ice cream shop with fantastic 60s-inspired design and great flavours aplenty.

Lannan Bakery

29-35 Hamilton Pl, Edinburgh

If you’ve avoided the Lannan discourse, good for you, we’re honestly very jealous. Anyway, you’ll find some very very very good patisserie here, and there may or may not be lots of people who also want that patisserie. Oh, and check out their newly-opened pantry for fancy treats to enjoy at home.

Mary’s Milk Bar

19 Grassmarket, Edinburgh

An essential stop for any Edinburgh visitor, Mary’s serves up eclectic, experimental and exceptional gelato in the shadow of the Castle.

Moo Pie Gelato

26 St Mary’s St, Edinburgh

From their spot off the Royal Mile, Moo Pie specialise

in super-creamy and supremely creative ice cream, plus amazing hot chocolate in the winter months.

Pastéis Lisboa

280 Byres Rd, Glasgow

Warm yourself up mid-shopping spree with an oven-fresh pastel de nata; crispy, buttery pastry filled with gooey custard can turn the biggest festive frown upside down.

The Pastry Section

86 Raeburn Pl and 143 Great Junction St, Edinburgh

A great scratch bakery with branches in Leith and Stockbridge, head here for a sweet treat when you need a Christmas shopping pick-me-up.

Project Canelé

150 Dundas St, Edinburgh

A cheery, airy cafe that’s all about the canelé: a chewy, gooey treat that combines loads of the elements that make cake great into one caramelised block about the size of a tennis ball.

Sicilian Pastry Shop

14-16 Albert St, Edinburgh

If you’re in need of a cream cake or a lunchtime treat this Christmas, the Sicilian Pastry Shop has you covered. Great baking from some Leith legends.

TO THE PUB

They can be big or small, but a good Scottish pub will always have great beer and a warm welcome. The lighting will be low or extremely high and there will probably be a lot of wood and leather – crack open these doors and you’ll see what we mean…

The Allison Arms

720 Pollokshaws Rd, Glasgow

The Southside’s liveliest pub – expect an enviable selection of malts and beers, a cracking atmosphere and at least one dog.

The Arlington 130 Woodlands Rd, Glasgow Don’t get drawn in by the lump of sandstone rumoured to be the Stone of Destiny, and instead focus on what definitely is real: The Arlington’s cool vibes, excellent music and great pints.

Athletic Arms

1-3 Angle Park Ter, Edinburgh

Aka ‘the Diggers’, this is a smashing, wedge-shaped bar with a cosy lounge in the back, great cask ales, and a comically long yet extremely affordable whisky list. Oh, and great pies.

Bellfield Brewery

46 Stanley Pl, Edinburgh

Tucked away in the residential gap between Abbeyhill and Meadowbank, this

award-winning beer garden and taproom isn’t one you’d just happen across but once you know it’s there you’ll keep returning. First-class beers, loads of space, and a rotating roster of pop-up food vendors.

The Blue Blazer

2 Spittal St, Edinburgh

The dark wood decor and cosy nooks of this two-room pub have stayed steadfast for decades. But why change perfection? This place has great beers, and even better vibes.

The Bow Bar

80 West Bow, Edinburgh

An Old Town classic, The Bow Bar offers great pints and whisky options (there’s over 300 single malts behind the gleaming bar) in a lovely cosy environment.

Canvas

16 Ure St, Dundee

The new taproom from the excellent 71 Brewing hosts

regular markets (ideal for a bit of Christmas shopping), offers tours of the brewery (that’s a present sorted), and is big enough to host the largest of post-work catch-ups.

Dreadnought

72 North Fort St, Edinburgh

Its vocal support for Leith’s LGBTQ+ community and its huge range of beers from across the UK mark the Dreadnought as a brilliant example of a modern community pub.

George IV Bar

54 George IV Bridge, Edi.

A bumper bar with some of the best chips in town and a truly impressive collection of pub mirrors, the George IV is an ideal spot for a bit of people-watching.

The Hug and Pint

171 Great Western Rd, Glas. As well as being among Glasgow’s finest small gig

venues, this is a prime spot for chilling with a beer and delicious vegan food.

Inn Deep

445 Great Western Rd, Glas.

A buzzy craft ale pub with a knockout riverside view, Inn Deep, nestled under Kelvinbridge, is a West End favourite.

Koelschip Yard

686-688 Pollokshaws Rd, Glas.

You’ll be hard-pressed to find a better selection of indie beers anywhere in Glasgow. One for craft beer connoisseurs.

The Laurieston

58 Bridge St, Glasgow

From outside: an unassuming beer den. Inside: a 1960s time capsule, and one of the cosiest pubs in town.

Newbarns Taproom

13 Jane St, Edinburgh

This place is timeless, in that it opened about two years ago but feels like it’s been here forever. The home base of the excellent Newbarns Brewery serves a suite of super-fresh lagers and ales brewed on site, along with enormous bags of Swedish crisps.

Phoenix Bar

103 Nethergate, Dundee

An excellent pub with classic features and some fun idiosyncrasies (massive stained glass windows, pint mugs filled with chips).

The Pot Still

154 Hope St, Glasgow

Home to some excellent pies, a bumper whisky list, and one of the best pints of Guinness in the city centre, The Pot Still is an ideal place

to celebrate the end of your Christmas shopping.

The Royal Dick

1 Summerhall, Edinburgh

The Royal Dick remains one of the Southside’s main meeting points. Great drinks from the on-site Barney’s Beer, tasty food, and a big and somewhat wind-resistant courtyard.

Speedwell Bar

165-167 Perth Rd, Dundee

A beautifully-preserved Edwardian pub with doilies on the tables, great beers on the bar, and legitimately historic toilets. Seriously, check out these toilets. Five stars.

The State

148-148A Holland St, Glasgow

With a huge bar to prop up and a pleasing sense that we aren’t trying to reinvent the wheel, The State is just a lovely place to hang out. The platonic ideal of a pub.

Stockbridge Tap

2-6 Raeburn Pl, Edinburgh

After powering around the Stockbridge shops for Christmas presents, take a break at the Tap. A large and well-curated beer list, cosy seating nooks and some outrageously large mirrors await.

AT THE BAR

Pubs are one thing, but bars… bars can be anything.

Refurbed old drinking dens, experimental cocktail bars, dive bars, gig venues, working distilleries or party palaces covered in soft toys – here are some of our favourites…

Chancho

7 Bernard St, Edinburgh Tequila! This new agave-

forward bar from the folk at Hey Palu (more on them shortly) is a real treat, with expertly-balanced cocktails and a summery vibe no matter what Leith is throwing at you outside.

Dragonfly

52 West Port, Edinburgh

Opulent gold-edged decor, a great location in the shadow of the castle, and some truly excellent cocktails mark out Dragonfly as a great spot if you’re looking to treat yourself. Go on, you’ve earned it.

Drygate Brewery

85 Drygate, Glasgow

The in-house bar of the eponymous brewery offers a great meeting spot, delicious beers, and a regular programme of live music and stand-up comedy.

The Gate

251 Gallowgate, Glasgow

Just across the road from the Barrowland Ballroom, The

Gate is a delight which opens up exciting new frontiers in ‘meeting for a drink before the gig’. Get a cocktail, monitor the Barras queue from the window, live it up.

Hey Palu

49 Bread St, Edinburgh

Fantastic Italian cocktail bar and perennial favourite of list-takers and tastemakers, Hey Palu is brilliant.

The bartenders are experts, the vibes are wonderful, the nibbles are amazing and the drinks are hard to fault.

Leith Depot

138-142 Leith Walk, Edinburgh

Three reasons to visit the Depot: 1) Their epic and successful holdout against property developers. 2) Their excellent new gig room. 3) The lovely, charming bar itself with great food, lovely pints and outside seating for those crisp, dry winter afternoons.

Usher Hall Concerts

SEASON MESSIAH

A highlight of the festive season: ERCU’s 138th new year performance of Handel’s celebrated oratorio

Friday 2 January 2026 at 12 noon

David Bates Conductor

Edinburgh Pro Musica Orchestra

Gloria! with Brussels Choral Society

Dynamic, dramatic and uplifting music

Poulenc  Gloria

Bruckner  Mass in D minor

Sunday 15 March 2026 at 3 pm

Michael Bawtree Conductor

The Orchestra of Scottish Opera

LUNAR

72 Nithsdale Rd, Glasgow

Natural wines, fantastic cocktails, a terrific shade of green on the walls – LUNAR is a delightful Southside cocktail bar.

Mono 12 Kings Court, Glasgow

The beating heart of Trongate’s creative hub, Mono offers a chill atmosphere, ace vegan food, and the occasional gig – plus record shop Monorail Music.

Nauticus

142 Duke St, Edinburgh

Many have tried to marry the vibe of a venerable old pub with the invention of a modern bar, but Nauticus are among the very best. Crisp pints, brilliant cocktails, a warming whisky or a very fancy pie – they can do it all.

Nice n Sleazy

421 Sauchiehall St, Glasgow

Live music and raucous club nights in the basement. An extremely long list of White Russian variants at the bar. What more could you want?

Old Hairdressers

27 Renfield Ln, Glasgow Artists, assemble! The Old Hairdressers is a very, very cool two-level bar with an extremely cosy vibe, and a regular calendar of gigs, comedy shows and club nights.

Paradise Palms

41 Lothian St, Edinburgh

With varied DJ and cabaret nights, plus decor that suggests a gay disco on a neon-lit desert island, Palms is a firm favourite.

Pickles

60 Broughton St, Edinburgh

What says ‘holiday’ quite like a cheeseboard? Pickles craft some of the best charcuterie and deli boards in town, with a great wine selection running alongside.

Port Of Leith Distillery

11 Whisky Quay, Edinburgh

On the top floor of the monolithic nine-storey distillery is an amazing bar with a well-crafted cocktail list, small plates and panoramic views.

Starbar

1 Northumberland Pl, Edinburgh

Lovely New York dive bar vibes here (take that, The New Town), with a smart wee beer garden at the back.

Stereo

22-28 Renfield Ln, Glasgow

Situated inside a Mackintosh

masterwork, this bright, lively bar is a must for lovers of veggie food, tidy beers and live music.

Strip Joint

956A Argyle St, Glasgow

Your classic bar-meets-record-store, Strip Joint is a bumper meeting spot ahead of gigs at SWG3 or the Hydro, and the record shop does offer the possibility of doing some of your Xmas shopping then *immediately* toasting your success.

The Ventoux

2 Brougham St, Edinburgh

Fish tanks, bikes on the walls, a huge range of German bottled beers behind the bar – The Ventoux is a super-cool bar at the heart of Tollcross. For a similar vibe in Leith, check out its sibling, The Tourmalet (25 Buchanan St).

We asked our team to share some of their gift ideas and wishlists, with a strong focus on independent local businesses and makers

Alchemy Festive Markets

The Alchemy Experiment returns with their festive markets series, which features a daily rotation of seven artists & makers and local brands every weekend throughout December. Pop along to their Byres Road shop to pick up art, designs and gifts from local artists and creators. alchemyexperiment.com [Phoebe Willison]

The Health Collective

For the ultimate gift of not having to talk to anyone for at least an hour, get your loved ones (or yourself) a voucher with The Health Collective. Based in Kinning Park’s Urban Office, this peaceful and relaxing space offers a range of treatments – I recommend an hour of Shiatsu with Natalie for easing all your winter aches and pains.

IG: @thehealthcollective___ [PW]

Steampunk Coffee

Steampunk Coffee is an institution in the world of bean roasting, known for producing delicious coffee and looking extremely cool while doing it. This is sort of a two-in-one recommendation. You can go visit their lovely home in North Berwick, or check out the online Christmas Shop for coffee subscriptions, sleek brewing equipment, and some very cool merch, perfect for those coffee loving pals! steampunkcoffee.co.uk

[Ema Smekalová]

Meadows Pottery

Meadows Pottery and their wee shopfront by Summerhall has been the object of my desires for a long long time. You’ll be spoiled for choice with their range of pots in various shapes and gorgeous, earthy colours. Be warned – you may well end up forgetting you were Christmas shopping for friends and family in the first place and instead leave with a little stoneware treat for yourself. It’s okay, you deserve it. themeadowspottery.com [ES]

Irregular Sleep Pattern Eye Mask

I’ve been mildly obsessed with Glasgow’s Irregular Sleep Pattern since they launched their pyjama sets in 2020. Proudly independent, their brand continues to expand in wonderful ways with blankets, oven gloves, aprons and even shower curtains now part of their lineup. They also do really cool padded eye masks and with mine fully on its way out, I’d love one of these for Christmas in literally any of their eight vibrant colourways. Pretty please! irregularsleeppattern.com [Tallah Brash]

Woolkind

I am such a magpie for brightly coloured things, so when I passed the Shop With No Name on Broughton Place mid-November and spotted a Woolkind. pop-up happening, I changed course almost immediately. Sucked in by brightly patterned scarves and block-patterned fingerless gloves, this custom Scottish knitwear is made from 100% superfine merino wool, ethically made in Edinburgh and can be made to order if you like. It is all gorgeous, super soft and I love it. woolkind.com

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Big Jim’s Hot Sauce

I stumbled upon Big Jim’s Hot Sauce around this time last year when I was bumbling around the indie shops of Leith. The world’s only Scottish whisky barrel-aged hot sauces, pick from flavours like Irn Bru & Whisky, Jalapeño, Coconut & Lime, Barrel Aged Buffalo or the HOT-HOT Blue Agave Nectar, the latter perfect if you want to go full mixologist and make spicy margs at home. Trust me on this one. bigjimskitchen.com

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Good Vibes Gift Voucher

It should come as no surprise that I love records, so if you’re ever stuck with what to get me, a gift voucher for cosy Leith record shop Good Vibes would be ideal. Their gift cards are super cute too and can be used on loads of other stuff they sell in the shop – genre baseball caps, cute zines

and books, Lost Map merch, the list goes on. Support your local independent record shops! goodvibesrecords.co [TB]

Studio Kumari

You can’t go wrong with flowers and you most definitely can’t go wrong with a bunch or two from Studio Kumari. Although leaning more towards design commissions throughout the year, for the festive season, the studio often sells individual bouquets and wreaths. These gorgeous works of art are truly a special gift. studiokumari.co.uk [Eilidh Akilade]

Book Works

Readers Club

Book Works may be one of the coolest art writing presses out there – and I, for one, want to be part of their Readers Club (please). The £50 annual subscription includes a copy of each new publication, as well as nice discounts and launch invites throughout the year. A very good (and desirable) deal, IMO. bookworks.org.uk [EA]

Kosta Boda The Rock Votive

I love mountains and I love glass candle holders, please get me this. Any colour will do. [Rosamund West]

Donna Wilson Cottage Bag

A bag that looks like a house! Admittedly it’s more of a shopper for sunnier times, given Scottish midwinter bag design needs to be a bit more

on the rain / snow / hurricane-proof side. Still we can dream of summer, and holidays exist. It’s very difficult to browse the Donna Wilson site without falling in love with a (large) number of her magical products, some of which are knitted in her Dundee micro factory. donnawilson.com [RW]

The Clydeside Distillery Tour

It’s always tempting to buy that whisky lover in your life another bottle of their favourite malt, but why not take them on a tour instead? And you don’t need to schlep all the way up to the Highlands and Islands to sample a tasty single malt now that Clydeside has opened on the site of a former

pumphouse at the Queens Dock in Glasgow. As well as a fun and informative chat about whisky, Clydeside’s tour also gives a history lesson about Glasgow’s port and offers great views of the Clyde. theclydeside.com [Jamie Dunn]

Graeme’s Glasgow Honey

Who doesn’t love a drop of honey on their toast or in their porridge? And if you live in Glasgow, this is about as locally sourced a foodstuff as you can get. Graeme has beehives scattered on rooftops and in parks across the city, and each jar gives you the location of the hive and the name of the queen bee who headed up the honey production, be it Queen

of Pollokshields or Grumpy Queen Jennifer of Hillhead. [JD]

GFT Cinecard Membership

I’ve recommended the GFT Cinecard for the Christmas Gift Guide in the past, but it’s an even better deal now. As well as getting four free tickets at the beginning of the year (which will come in handy with all the big Oscar contenders coming out just after Christmas, like Hamnet, Marty Supreme and Sentimental Value), the recipient will also get a discount on every ticket, priority booking for the film festival and earn loyalty points with each visit to the cinema. It’s perfect for that movie freak in your life. glasgowfilm.org [JD]

Giorgia Di Dio Facialist

For the person who is one minor inconvenience away from full hibernation, book them in with Giorgia. An hour on her table is like being gently reassembled into a functioning human: Tension? Gone. Face? Glowing. Soul? Restored. She combines massage, targeted skincare and a very soothing presence that makes you consider cancelling all future plans just to stay relaxed forever. A proper treat for winter survival.

giorgiadidioskin.com [Dalila D’Amico]

The Skinny Subscription

The perfect Christmas gift for you and literally everyone you know. We offer subscriptions on a three-monthly or annual basis. Sign up for a year (for just £55) and you’ll receive 12 copies of The Skinny delivered directly to your door, PLUS a risograph print by exciting local illustrators. theskinny.co.uk/subscribe [DD]

Inver

Treat a special someone to a stay at Inver’s woodland bothies, where crisp modern design meets dramatic loch views. Snuggle into a super-king bed, wake to a picnic basket full of Scottish produce, and let the on-site tasting menu restaurant carry the evening (yes, dinner is included). It’s the kind of gift that promises both downtime and decadence without the hustle of a big hotel.

inverrestaurant.co.uk [DD]

THE GIFT OF ART

We love prints, we love wearable art, and we love supporting the people who make said art in any way we can. For this year's affordable art gift guide, we asked our pals at Glasgow Print Fair to select some pieces from their 2025 lineup that they'd like to find under the tree this year. Each piece has a QR code next to it that will take you straight to the artist's site to purchase direct

EAST END PRESS

Stars Paper Ornaments,

£14 (on offer for 3 for 2 across all paper ornament packs)

RISOTTO STUDIO

RISOTTO’s 2026

A1 XL Year Planner

£20

BLACK LODGE PRESS 2026 Radical Monthly Planner

£10

VITORIA BAS

Christmarx Cards

£8 for the pack

PAESANOPIZZA.CO.UK

77a George Street, Edinburgh, EH2 3EE

East Neuk

£65

From £20

THINK MOLLY Empaths make better lovers T-shirt

£22

£30

KIERON REDMOND

Set of Six Coasters, inspired by the Laurieston Bar

£25

SHOP LOCAL

Support your local

The Jazz Bar

Discover Scotland’s longest-running independent jazz venue, a not-for-profit supporting local musicians. Live music every day in this iconic Edinburgh basement bar: jazz, blues, funk and more. December features seven family-friendly events, including interactive kids’ shows and a daytime Family Hogmanay party, not to forget their regular late-night Hogmanay Party.

1a Chambers St, Edinburgh, EH1 1HR thejazzbar.co.uk

Paradigm Shift

Discover something unique this Christmas at Paradigm Shift’s Edinburgh store and studio! Explore handcrafted and upcycled creations by local designers, plus art prints, vintage and deadstock fabrics. Gift a creative experience with their sewing, pattern cutting, quilting, mending, weaving, or machine knitting courses – from beginner to intermediate. Their book our open-access fashion and textiles studio for up to six people, pay-as-you-go. Thoughtful, local, and beautifully made.

9 Tolbooth Wynd, The Shore, Leith, EH6 6DN paradigmshift-openstudio.square.site @paradigmshiftopenstudio

Blackwoods Distillery, Inverkip

Raise spirits this Christmas and gift an experience at the Blackwoods Distillery. Gift a voucher for your loved one to enjoy expert-led tours and tastings, shake up a cocktail in a hands-on masterclass or enrol in gin school and create their own bespoke bottle of gin!

Bankfoot Farm, Inverkip, Inverclyde, PA16 0DT blackwoodsgin.co.uk/collections/all-products

Scottish Opera

The Great Wave off Kanagawa– Dai Fujikura and Harry Ross

This world premiere by 'Japanese sound magician' (BBC Radio 3), Dai Fujikura, and librettist, Harry Ross, is a must-see for lovers of Japanese culture, art history, and storytelling at its boldest. Journey to 19th century Japan as artist Hokusai and his daughter Ōi defy tradition and risk everything to create The Great Wave – a masterpiece that changed Japan forever. scottishopera.org.uk

Fruitmarket

Shop at Scotland’s leading contemporary culture bookshop this Christmas. Fruitmarket sells products from local makers, the most coveted gifts and books on music, architecture, fiction, art and art theory, history and design – a slice of contemporary culture. Every purchase supports the gallery to bring you more exhibitions and events.

45 Market St, Edinburgh, EH1 1DF fruitmarket.co.uk

Lost Shore Surf Resort

Whether you visit for a surf, a stay or a spa treatment, Lost Shore have something for everyone – including delicious food at their newly-opened Lost Kitchen. This winter, catch classic Christmas movies, the kids are invited to meet Mrs Claus, and Lost Shore are hosting a Hogmanay to remember.

11 South Platt Hill, Ratho, EH28 8AY lostshore.com

DCA

Find the perfect festive gifts at Dundee Contemporary Arts. Discover jewellery, craft and design by local creatives, limited edition artwork by contemporary artists and prints created by users of DCA Print Studio, plus stylish homeware, books, games and much more. Visit in person or online at shop.dca.org.uk.

DCA Shop at Dundee Contemporary Arts 152 Nethergate, Dundee, DD1 4DY dca.org.uk

King's Theatre

Join Glasgow pantomime superstar Elaine C Smith and funny-man Johnny Mac at the King’s Theatre as they dive into the depths of the ocean in The Little Mermaid, an under-the-sea adventure for all ages!

The Little Mermaid is a reimagined pantomime retelling of the classic tale, full of Glasgow wit and a musical heart, coming to The King’s for the first time ever this festive season.

297 Bath St, Glasgow, G2 4JN

Patisserie Florentin

Just around the corner from the most Instagrammable street in Edinburgh (Circus Lane), Patisserie Florentin is more than just a café – it’s a slice of Parisian elegance with a warm, local touch. Known for its delicate, hand-crafted pastries, sweet treats and aromatic coffee, Florentin brings a taste of Europe to your daily routine. Every croissant is baked fresh each morning, every tart glazed to perfection, and every cup of coffee brewed with care. Don’t miss their signature croque monsieur with ham – or a Scottish twist with haggis.

5 N W Circus Pl, Edinburgh, EH3 6ST

Summerhall Arts Boutique

Summerhall Arts Boutique offers a wonderful, curated selection of some of your new favourite local independent artists, makers and creators from Edinburgh and beyond.

Shop for an eclectic mix of artwork, homewares, jewellery, fashion, books and everything in between – perfect for conscientious present shopping this winter! Located in Edinburgh’s Southside at Summerhall, open Wed-Sun (11am-5pm).

1 Summerhall, Edinburgh EH9 1PL summerhallarts.co.uk/summerhall-arts-boutique @summerhallartsboutique

Ottoman Coffeehouse

Step through the arches of this B-listed sanctuary, the former Glasgow Musicians Society, where melodies have whispered since 1884. Now, the air is rich with the scent of champion coffee, a symphony of global beans brewed to perfection. As an award-winning haven, Ottoman Coffeehouse invites you to savour exquisite coffees, succulent shawarmas, and pastries from local bakers.

In this poetic fusion of stone, soul, and sip, every visit is a stanza in Glasgow's story.

73 Berkeley St, Glasgow, GB G3 7DX ottomancoffeehouse.co.uk

HAYLEY’S HOGMANAY

SELECTOR

Ahead of her appearance at Edinburgh’s Hogmanay Street Party, Glasgow

DJ Hayley Zalassi picks 12 tracks to see in the New Year with

Glasgow’s Hayley Zalassi has been a firm name on the clubbing circuit for some time now. Described in her RA bio as a ‘dynamic selector’ and ‘groove specialist’, outwith Scotland she’s become a staple at the legendary Pikes Ibiza and has appeared at nights like Fabric, Phonox and Warehouse Project. This New Year’s Eve she’s bringing her infectious energy and tunes to Edinburgh’s Hogmanay Street Party where she’ll share the stage with Belgium’s renowned Dewaele brothers, aka 2manydjs. Ahead of the big night, Zalassi selects 12 tracks she plans to play/would hope to hear on the big night, one for each of the bells at midnight.

Jeff Mills – The Bells

The ultimate NYE techno classic. No matter where you are in the world, someone’s playing this bang on midnight. It’s dramatic, powerful and just exactly what I’d expect to hear. Bit too heavy for my sets, but still iconic.

Hayley Zalassi & Beverley Knight – Texting at Midnight Well, I kinda had to include this one, didn’t I? My tune, literally called Texting at Midnight, and it came out this year on Sarah Story’s label STORIES with the legend Beverley Knight. It’s new but old, full of emotion, and fits the moment perfectly.

Auld Lang Syne Can’t have Hogmanay in Scotland without this. It’s emotional every single time – makes you want to hug everyone around you and appreciate where you’re at. Gets me every year without fail.

Hayley Zalassi & Big Miz

– Strange Faces

This one’s basically my signature tune now. Doesn’t matter what kind of crowd it is, this one always has a moment and I love that people are getting to hear it for the first time.

Wham! – Everything

She Wants

One of my all-time favourites. It’s smooth, soulful and the perfect break from hearing Last Christmas on loop all month. George Michael always gets a shout out around this time of year.

Ruze – What a Girl Do Ruze have smashed it this year. They’ve got that bouncy, classic house sound with a modern twist. Their edit of Fatima Yamaha’s tune always gets people moving – proper feel-good and infectious.

The Trip – Feel 4 Me

A track I’ve loved playing this year! Big house piano and emotional vocals and a proper dancefloor moment – a peak energy track for the dancefloor.

Marius Acke – Tell Me

Love this one – it’s got that proper old-school house feel. It got a re-release this year and sounds just as fresh. It gets me moving which means the crowd will be too.

Macka – Piccante

Scottish producer who’s been smashing it lately. I love supporting local artists doing cool things, and this one’s a belter –full of energy, fun and big crowd reactions.

Bob Sinclar –World, Hold On

Still such a tune. Positive, uplifting and, honestly, a

message everyone needs right now. You can’t help but sing along – it’s one of those tracks that brings everyone together.

D Stone – Move Over (ft. ELY)

Been obsessed with this one. It’s that sweet spot between house and pop – warm, catchy and feels good every time. Definitely one of my faves this year.

Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone (MPH Remix)

A Scottish classic, reworked perfectly. The nostalgia hits as soon as it comes in, but it still feels fresh. It’s that tune everyone instantly recognises and gets a buzz from.

Hayley Zalassi plays the Party Zone, Edinburgh’s Hogmanay Street Party, Princes Street, Edinburgh, 31 Dec

edinburghshogmanay.com instagram.com/hayleyzalassi

NEW YEAR’S DAY

Ahead of her appearance at First Footin’ on New Year’s Day, part of Edinburgh’s Hogamanay celebrations, we catch up with the inimitable Kathryn Joseph Words: Tallah Brash

The Skinny: Our paths recently crossed at the Scottish Album of the Year (SAY) Award in Dundee. How was the rest of your night?

Kathryn: It was lovely. I was surprised to see the photo of me lifting Hamish Hawk up – I don’t remember that; birthing him with beautiful Emme Woods. But I’m absolutely fucking raging that Jacob [Alon] didn’t win. But [winners] Kai Reesu are so beautiful, and of course they deserve it, but I was just so sure.

You were up for the award as well for WE WERE MADE PREY. What have been your other highlights this year?

All of it has been really nice. It’s been really nice to release a record that I’m very proud of because Lomond Campbell made it sound so good. The Mogwai tour was amazing. We had such a good time, everyone was really kind to us. I have never laughed or shouted with joy more... We’ve

just had our own tour as well, and everyone was so lovely again... Before this record, I just didn’t know where I fitted into things anymore.

With all your touring now done for 2025, what does the end of the year look like for you? Do you have any festive traditions?

I’m not very good at traditions, but I do have one... my birthday is also on New Year’s Eve. Every year we go to Broughty Ferry Beach and play football, and I drink a lot of Prosecco. It’s my favourite day of the year, maybe.

I can’t believe you have a New Year’s Eve birthday! It’s really handy. It means that you feel really special but actually no one gives a shit because they’re all busy getting organised for going out, so that suits me.

I guess because it’s your birthday on New Year’s Eve, First Footing on New Year’s

Day might not be such a big thing for you?

First Footing used to be a really big deal in my family. My mum’s from Golspie up in The Highlands and when we were kids, New Year lasted three days, and it was genuinely people visiting and singing and laughing and telling stories and I loved it.

The classic First Footing gifts, of course, are shortbread, whisky and coal – what were you being brought?

It was mostly drink that was coming into our home, I don’t remember coal being brought very much. I do like shortbread, though, I’d be fine with that. I know this doesn’t count, but in terms of traditional things, I once gifted a boy an actual cow’s heart for Valentine’s Day!

Oh wow, hahaha! We’ll have to talk more about that in February! For now though, were you aware that darkhaired men were preferred First Footers, while those with fair hair would be deemed unlucky, which seems to stem from Viking invasions...

I’d be very happy if a Viking popped round. I’m mostly dealing with greyhaired men now, and those are my favourite. Really, I’m gonna welcome any man, as long as they’re funny and have drink with them and smell nice.

Do you know it used to be deemed bad luck if a woman First Footed you...

Oh here we go –because we’re all witches?

Kind of, yes! I read on the Folklore Scotland website that the fear of women could be related to the notion of Cailleach, aka ‘the crone goddess of winter and death’.

Oh my God! I got a shiver down my spine there. It’s like... I am her? Is that what you’re saying? I know it’s true. The goddess part is really kind, but very heavy on the crone.

star signs a lot, and we’re gonna talk about fucking.

“I’d be very happy if a Viking popped round”

Hamish is playing Princes Street Gardens on NYE, so he’s probably safe this year?

I feel like the two of you would be best mates. If your paths ever crossed, what’s your night looking like?

It’s a lot of wine and probably lifting up some boys – not just Hamish Hawk, but whoever crosses my path, I want to lift them up and carry them around. We’re gonna have a nice time, it’s gonna be funny, we’re gonna talk about

Oh, well actually, I also forgot, I’m doing First Footin’, the concert at St Giles’ Cathedral, so I’ll be busy too!

What can we expect from a New Year’s Day Kathryn Joseph concert?

The first time I did [a NYD concert] was one of our first gigs, actually, and we were in a church and it was the only place you weren’t allowed to drink. Everyone

else was drinking and me and Marcus [Mackay] were completely sober and I was very upset, it felt very wrong. So yeah, I will be smuggling wine into St Giles’ and it’ll be a nice day. I’ll just be full of joy because I love all of those Tinderbox [Orchestra] geniuses; it will be so nice to see them, and get to play with them again. Rachel Sermanni’s playing as well and I love her so much too!

Tinderbox Orchestra with special guests Kathryn Joseph, James Emmanuel and Rachel Sermanni takes place at St Giles’ Cathedral, Edinburgh, 1 Jan 2026

kathrynjoseph.co.uk edinburghshogmanay.com

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ACROSS

1. Frozen water (3)

4. Present – podium (5)

6. π (2)

7. Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, ___ (2)

9. Root vegetable (6)

11. (Informal) For real (2)

13. Tree bit – adhere (5)

14. Sweeper – witch vehicle (5)

17. Disparaging term for a sensitive person (9)

18. Fable (5,4)

21. Home (5)

24. Tell a rambling story – rainy naps (anag) (4,1,4)

27. Very (acrobatically?) in love (4,4,5)

30. E.g. winter (6)

32. Sofa (6)

34. Locomotive (5)

35. Unskilled (5)

36. No notes (7)

DOWN

1. Pronoun (2)

2. Trolley – wagon (4)

3. For example (2)

4. Honorific (3)

5. Pointy-eared helper (3)

Compiled by George Sully

6. Before (3)

8. Equip with a weapon (3)

10. Lose interest in, with age (7)

12. Group of fish – educate (6)

15. Relative by marriage (2-3)

16. Head bone (5)

19. Bird (5)

20. Hot whisky (5)

22. Tattie (4)

23. Creamy French cheese (4)

25. Not too long ago (6)

26. Senior offspring (6)

28. Wine seller – inner TV (anag) (7)

29. Rest – relief (7)

31. Postage sticker (5)

33. Gift – foot the bill for (5)

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