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Thinking of selling your car?
Go local. VEECAR offers a quick, discreet and professional way to sell your car—no pressure, no fees. We come to you. Book a no-obligation appointment at your convenience.
> All cars and vans considered > Low to high value vehicles > Friendly, honest service
Why VEECAR?
Founded by Richard Obee, VEECAR is built on a lifetime of experience in the automotive industry. We offer a personal, one-to-one service that puts sellers first. Whether you’re just exploring options or ready to sell today, we’re here to help. Contact Richard on 01622 947338, 07834 767771 or email ro@veecar.co.uk
Anything from patios, extensions, barn conversions, new build, warehouses etc. No job too small. Based in Addington near West Mallling. Guaranteed Damp Proofing Works. Polite friendly team, fully insured. CIOB and RICS registered.
BUILDING SERVICES
Paul Tann Ltd
m: 07873 965231
c: Paul
e: info@paultann.co.uk www.paultann.co.uk
Specialising in foundations, drainage and all types of paving. Fully insured.
We come to you. Book a no-obligation appointment at your convenience. All cars and vans considered. Low to high value vehicles. Friendly, honest service.
Kirsty Bennett is a seasoned Virtual Business Manager with 35+ years’ experience, offering tailored executive, administrative, and personal support to streamline operations and simplify clients’ business and personal lives.
Exterior & interior doors & frames supplied and fitted. All types of windows. Solid & laminate flooring. All types of carpentry work undertaken.
Over 30 years experience.
Complete Home and Small Business computer and network services. Microsoft Certified Professional. From PC advice, repairs & installations to websites and networks (including wireless) No fix - No fee!
COMPUTER
Keeping IT Simple
m: 07375 416176
e: dan@kisIT.co.uk www.kisit.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 14)
CONSERVATORIES
Howard Caine Conservatories
t/f: 01732 321050
m: 07798 867393
e: Andy@HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk
www.HowardCaineConservatories.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 18)
CAR BODY REPAIRS
VEECAR
CAR BUYING & SELLING
C - D D
CONSTRUCTION
Struvalis Group Ltd
Carpentry, Electrical & Plumbing
e: struvalis@gmail.com
www.struvalis.co.uk
DECORATORS
Mark Standen Decorating Services
t: 01622 721428
m: 07845 744911
(See Colour Ad On Page 17)
DECORATORS
Rathbone Decorating Services
t: 01622 721491
m: 07753 487796
c: Robert
(See Colour Ad On Page 21)
DECORATORS
Decorating & Design by Lucy-Anne
m: 07877 698948
e: lucyannesdecorating@hotmail.com
Fully qualified female decorator with over 20 years experience.
Interior painting, decorating, wallpapering and colour consultations. Virtually dust free sanding system. High quality work at competitive prices. Tidy, reliable service. Contact for FREE advice and quote. References available.
Kings Hill based, polite and tidy. Internal and External decoration. City and Guilds qualified. Dulux Select Approved Decorator. Fully insured. Domestic & Commercial clients.Virtually dust free sanding. Paper hanging.
JP’s Decorating
m: 07956 874044 or 07944 126353
c: Phil
e: jpcookies4@yahoo.co.uk
For all your interior and exterior painting, no job too small. All quotes guaranteed to beat the rest. I have many years experience. Kings Hill based.
Domestic/Commercial & insurance. (References available on request)
DECORATORS
Roast & Tongue Decorating Specialists
a: 1 Hawkridge Grove, Kings Hill, West Malling, Kent ME19 4JB
t/f: 01732 873754
m: 07971 542609/07824 887677
e: m.roast@gmail.com
Interior and Exterior Decoration Plastering, Wood repair-care trained (ideal for rotten joinery) Carpentry Wallpapering, Coving, Tiling. City & Guilds Approved, 18 yrs exp. Insurance & Commercial work. References on request.
DOUBLE
GLAZING REPAIRS
DG Solutions (Kent) Limited
Double Glazing Problems Solved Family Business near West Malling t: 01732 842691
DOUBLE GLAZING REPAIRS TO: Windows, Doors and Conservatories Broken Handles, Hinges, Locks, adjustments, Misted or Cracked Sealed Units, Upgrades, Letter Boxes, Cat Flap Installations. Free Telephone Advice and Call Out Over 30 years’ experience
01732 795777 or 01732 521494 m: 07939 248983
All types of fencing, gates & decking supplied & erected. Repairs undertaken. No job too small. Free no obligation quotes. FENCING
GARDEN LANDSCAPERS
Coe’s Landscapes
D&T FENCING & DECKING
Mobile: 07834 068835 dannywardell@btinternet.com
FLOORING
K2 Flooring
a: 14-16 High Street, West Malling ME19 6QR
t: 01732 870900
www.k2flooring.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 19)
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Viners On The Hill
a: 7 Queen Street, Kings Hill, ME19 4DA
t: 01732 600400
e: info@vinersonthehill.co.uk
www.vinersonthehill.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Front Page)
t: 07944 442442
c: Tim Coe
e: timcoe36@icloud.com
fb: facebook.com/coeslandscapes
www.coelandscapes.co.uk
Friendly family company Est.1970 All groundwork, footings & drainage undertaken. Large & small scale work. Free quotes. We cover all of Kent. Patios and driveways, fencing decking and screening, walling, steps and gates, water features and planting. Large and small turfing and levelling.
Central heating. Vaillant Boiler Specialist. Servicing, repairs and systems upgrades. Fully insured. 40 years knowledge and experience.
GATES
CPS Ltd
t: 01622 202577
m: 07813 925125
e: sales@cpskent.com www.cpskent.co.uk
Gate automation, gate repairs, installation and maintenance.. Electric gate manufacture.
Remote garden lighting. Call/door entry systems and CCTV.
GUTTER CLEANING & REPAIRS
Bramko Ltd
Contact Mark Killick on 01732 357660 or 07899 894838
e: mik1969@hotmail.co.uk
NPTC Qualified
Cleaning from the safety of the ground, up to 3 storeys using Skyvac, accesses above conservatories and extensions. All areas cleaned out. Free camera inspection and estimate. From £50. Also see my drive and patio cleaning advert on page 17
G - H
GYM
The Summit Gym (RBVE)
a: Fair Oak Crescent, ME20 7YT
www.rbve.org.uk/thesummitgym
(See Colour Ad On Page 22)
CUT OFF DATE
15TH APRIL
Domestic Property Maintenance
For All Your Handyman & DIY needs
Painting & Decorating - Wallpapering
Tiling & Small Carpentry - Shelving Furniture Assembly - Door Hanging
Guttering - Hedge Trimming - Gardening
Patio and Drive Power Washing
Estate Agent Approved. No Job Too Small. Free Estimates & Friendly Advice
Full Public Liability Insurance. Call Bob on 07726 525633 or email insideoutproperties@hotmail.co.uk
Your oven, hob and extractor will sparkle like new! Our non-toxic process uses in-van cleaning tanks, no caustics in your home, makes no smell or mess, leaves your oven gleaming and ready to use straightaway. Prices from £65. Established in 2006, used and trusted by 1000’s of local clients. Take a look at our website to see reviews from local customers.
e: smooth_plastering@outlook.com (See Colour Ad On Page 21)
Aspects Plumbing & Heating
t: 01732 671131
c: Jamie
(See Colour Ad On Page 15)
FB & Inst: @thainremovalsltd Fully insured Domestic & Commerical moves without the stress. Over 175 Five star reviews. Vetted by Checkatrade. Removals, storage, packing, clearances, man and van services. Competitive quotes. PLUMBERS Colin Semi Retired Plumber No inflated prices! No Call Out Charge Property Maintenance (Small works) Price given before work starts Call Colin the Plumber 07790 967212
c: Tom Holland office@hollandandhollandroofing.co.uk www.hollandandhollandroofing.co.uk
Flat Roofing Specialists - Installers of high performance flat roofing systems. Our quotes are free of charge and arranged at a time that’s convenient for you. All work is insuranced backed guaranteed. Members of the Confederation of Roofing Contractors. (CORC)
William Kent & Sons Roofing
t: 01732 824059
m: 07778 586865
All roof work undertaken: roofing repairs, renewals, flat roofs, new roofs, lead work, slate, tiles & chimneys. UVPC fascias & soffits & guttering. Lofts insulated fitted. All exterior decorating. All work guaranteed. No job too small. Free quotation. Family run business. Registered waste carrier.
SCRAP METAL CLEARANCE
TLC Scrap Metal
t: 07804 057096
c: Tom Calvert
Man with flat-bed truck available for free metal collection. Clearance work undertaken 90% of rubbish recycled. Fully licensed to remove and transport scrap and rubbish.
CUT OFF DATE
15TH APRIL
SOLICITORS
Diligent Law Solicitors
a: 20 Churchill Square, ME19 4YU t: 01732 316000
e: info@diligentlaw.co.uk www.diligentlaw.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 12)
SOLICITORS
Laker Legal Solicitors
t: 01732 757071
e: info@lakerlegal.co.uk www.lakerlegal.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 14)
SOLICITORS
Markham Family Law
a: 43 Swan Street, ME19 6HF t: 01622 234242
e: enquiries@mflaw.co.uk www.mflaw.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 15)
t: 01732 810695 m: 07734 087425
c: Amanda & Mathew Everest
e: handetrees@outlook.com www.handetrees.co.uk
NPTC qualified and fully insured. All aspects of tree, hedge and stump grinding work carried out. We are a local friendly business. We offer a professional service from start to finish. All our quotes are free.
One award winning provider for all your utilities.
The simplest way to save on your household bills.
Energy, Broadband, Mobile, Insurance
Humphrey & Scace
t: 01732 252540
e: info@humphreyandscace.co.uk
www.humphreyandscace.co.uk
(See Colour Ad On Page 13) TREE SURGERY
REPAIR CAFE
7th
8th
6th
3rd
HOMEFRESH DRIVE & PATIO CLEANING SPECIALIST
Conservatory too Hot in the Summer? or too Cold in the Winter?
Here at Howard Caine Conservatories, we are able to offer an all year round solution. Why not replace your existing roof glass or polycarbonate with the latest climate control heat-guard materials.
Go green and make your existing windows more energy efficient with less heat loss and lower heating bills.
We also specialise in the following
* New Conservatories
* Refurbishment
* Window/Doors
* Overhauls
* Soffits/Facia
* Misted / broken units
* Guttering
* Handles/Hinges
* Fensa Registered
* Fully insured
* Garage Doors
ü
ü Blinds
ü Free estimates
ü Full range of samples in store and available to bring to you
ü Professional, family run business
ü We offer a price match guarantee
Rathbone
Decorating Services
t: 01622 721491 m: 07753 487796 Painting and decorating. Interior and exterior. Special rates for pensioners. Wallpapering and coving. Free estimates. Friendly personal services.
Events
MONDAYS
10-11.15am Adult Elementary BalletAddington Village Hall
10-4 (& Wed) The Welcome Hub, The Sycamore Tree Centre Larkfield. Coffee and chat.
11.15-12.30 Adult Improvers Ballet - Addington Village Hall
12-2pm Community Cosy Club at Kings Hill Community Centre. Free of change.
12pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane for beginners.
1pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Easy level.
1-3.30pm Short Mat Indoor Bowls Club, Ditton Community Centre, ME20 6AH 07939 975533
2pm Over 50s line dancing at Larkfield VH, New Hythe Lane. Adv dancers 01732 870715
(2nd) 2-4pm Mothers’ Union meets at St. Mary’s Church, West Malling. 01732 843964
3.15-4.45pm After School Club at The East Malling Centre
7.30pm Kings Hill Rotary Club. Contact to find out more. khrc09@yahoo.com
7.30pm Kings Hill Soul Choir at Kings Hill Community Centre.
(3rd) 8pm Malling Lions meet at The Wealden Hall 773 London Road Larkfield, ME20 6DE
TUESDAYS
9.30am Musical Bumps at KHCC for children 2 years+ 10.15am for Crawlers and Toddlers
10-11am Ballet Workout - Addington Village Hall
10-12.30pm Citizens Advice at The East Malling Centre, Chapman Way. ME19 6BN
1.30-4pm Short Mat Bowls Lcub, Capel Morris Hall, Royal British Legion Village.
2-3.30pm Sycamore Tree Craft Group at Larkfield Methodist Church Sylvia 01634 245767
TUESDAYS Cont.....
7pm Malling Rotary Club. Contact for more info: www.malling-rotary.org.uk
7-15 - 9-45pm Short Mat Bowls at Ryarsh VH
7.15 - 8.45pm WM Community Choir More Park Catholic School. westmallingcc@hotmail.co.uk
7.30pm Group running from Larkfield Leisure Centre. All welcome. www.larkfieldac.co.uk
(2nd) 7.30pm Malling Stamp Club at The Clout Memorial Hall, High Street, WM. 01474 394808
7.45-10pm Malling Photographic Society, West Malling Village Hall (Sept-April)
WEDNESDAYS
9.15am Musical Bumps at KHCC for 2 years+, 10am Crawlers & Toddlers & 10.45am babies (2nd) 1-4pm DamARA Active Retirement Club. Ditton Community Centre. Tel: 07871 335315
1.30-4pm Aylesford Short Mat Bowls Club. Aylesford Village CC. Call Ted 07913 914851
1.30-3pm (term time) Little Larks for babies, Toddlers & preschoolers Larkfield Methodist CH (3rd) 7.45pm Wateringbury Flower Club at East Malling Institute Hall ME19 6DD. £7
8.30-9.30pm DanceFit with Lucy at Leybourne Village Hall. hello@Lrsd.co.uk
THURSDAYS
9.30am Musical Bumps at Leybourne Chase Sports Pavilion 1-4yr olds. 10.15am for babies (1st & 3rd) 10am-12pm The Hub from St Gabriel’s Kings Hill at Cricket Pavilion £1 (2nd) 11am to 12 noon. The Arts Society host Lectures at Ryarsh VH. Guests welcome (1st & 3rd) 12.30-2.30pm Silver Lunch Club at The East Malling Centre, Chapman Way. (2nd) 2pm Leybourne Active Retirement Assoc. meet at Leybourne VHl. Linda 01732 522437 (1st&3rd) 2-3.45pm Over 60s Get together Allington Baptist Church, 76A London Rd, ME16
...ALSO THIS MONTH
THURSDAYS Cont.....
(3rd) 2-4pm Kings Hill Active Retirement Assoc. meet at KHCC. Call Richard on 01732 845717
(3rd) 2-4pm Larkfield WI at Church Farm, New Hythe Lane. 07926 088214
(Last) 8-10pm Malling Art Club, Offham VHVisitors welcome. Jackiehart011@gmail.com
8.30-10.00pm Hartley Morris Men practice at Wrotham. Call 07983 107934
8pm-10pm Kits Coty Morris Dancers. Institute Hall, Forge Lane, East Farliegh, 01622 717658
FRIDAYS
10.30-12.30pm Veterans Cafe at Invicta Court Care Home, Weavering.
11am Health Walk from The East Malling Centre
1-3.30pm Short Mat Indoor Bowls Club, Ditton Community Centre, ME20 6AH 07939 975533
(3rd) 2-4pm Larkfield Active Retirement meets
Larkfield VH. Richard Broomfield 01732 642139
8-10pm The Heath Players at East Malling Institute, Mill Street. Lewis on 07703 813100.
SATURDAYS
(2nd) Mid Kent Embroidery & Textiles Group meet at Aylesford Village Hall, Forstal Rd. (2nd) 10am-12.30pm Tonbridge Repair Cafe at St Stephen’’s Church, Tonbridge TN9 2SW (3rd) 10.30-1.30pm Malling Repair Cafe. www. mallingrepaircafe.co.uk
(1st) 1.30-4.30pm Maidstone Sugarcraft at West Borough School, Maidstone ME16 8TL
SUNDAYS
10am St Gabriel’s, Kings Hill Church of England Holy Communion/Eucharist at DiscoverySchool, (3rd) 10.30-1pm Wateringbury Community Market, Wateringbury Village Hall, ME18 5NU (4th) 9.30-1.30pm Farmer’s Market West Malling in the High Street.
Saturday 4 April 10-12:00 - Children’s Easter Egg Hunt (£2.50 per child and all children must be accompanied by an adult), Ditton Heritage Centre & Victorian Classroom, New Road, Ditton, ME20 6AE
6-18 April Easter Egg Hunt West Malling - Collect your sheet from CWB Property, Mill Yard. £1 per entry
Wed 15 April 7.40 for 8pm Wateringbury History Society talk ‘What the Victorians did for us’ with by Ian Bevan. Wateringbury Village Hall starting at 8pm with free tea or coffee from 7.40pm Visitors welcome £7 (cash).
Sat 25 April 10-12 Spring Fair at Tonbridge Methodist Church Higham Lane TN10 4JG. Proceeds for Uganda Projects
Sun 3 May 10-5 Tunbridge Wells Climate & Nature Fair, Calverley Grounds. Free Entry.
Tues 5 May West Malling Chamber of Commerce Golf Day at West Malling Golf Club (See page 15)
Fri 15 May West Malling Festival Fundraiser at The Swan. (See page 15)
Sat 16 May 11am-4pm RSPCA Family Fun Day and Dog Show, Leybourne. Adults £3, Children £2, Under 5’s free.
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