FULL ADMISSION PRICE • Nothing less than a perfect life. ‘Cursed is everyone who does not keep doing all the things which are written in the book of the law.’ And that means nothing less—though you held your hand in the air until it rotted, though you should let your own son die or spilled your own blood—it still would not be enough. Not nearly enough, for ‘Truly no man can ransom another, or give to God the price of his life, for the ransom of their life is costly and goes on forever.’ You’d need a few dollars more… • Y o u m u s t p a y . Our enemy (and, yes, we do have powerful enemies) has encouraged many people to think they’ll be able to talk their way past security, past the Boss of all bosses. The enemy has tried to let people think that a passing ‘friendship’ with God (on your terms), or even a deep understanding of God will be enough. In fact, the Master has made it clear that no pleading, no ‘…but ain’t you a loving guy, I thought you were meant to be kind; hey, look! I listened to stuff about you and had time for it; I talked to you about my problems—didn’t we get along in our own way?’ will ever work.
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• Do not attempt to bribe (you will be offended at the response). Our world is sick and dirty compared with the world we seek to enter, and they do not rate our currency, indeed the best things we can do they count
THE MASTER
as flawed—‘like dirty rags all the good things I’ve done’. If you seek to get what your life deserves, you will receive it, but if you’ve ever done anything wrong bear in mind that ‘the payment for wrong is death’. Religion is the cause of all war. It is because we live by our own religion of selfrule—giving the two-fingered salute to the only Good Ruler—that the whole of creation lies broken and dying in pain. If our hearts are into running things our way we also stand to face the payment for this wrong.
‘BOOK NOW,
COS ENOUGH PEOPLE WILL SEEK TO ENTER…
QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE… H O W TO APPLY FOR GUEST LIST? Direct to the Master (no middlemen), with true heart sorrow at living all our days for ourselves, seeking forgiveness we could never deserve. If you do this you can know right now that you have eternal life, peace with him, cos he once said, ‘I will NEVER turn away ANYONE who comes to me.’ And he’s a man who don’t break his word. Ever. Alternatively seek further info and apply after more thought. It is a very serious forever thing, so this is not cowardly in any way.
• W h y t h e h i g h p r i c e ? A man may cross London to buy some drugs, but Jesus actually went through Hell and back. And what he bought, and what he offers is rarer and more valuable. If you wish to chance your way through Hell to get it you may. Only the innocent walk out of Hell, so pleeease think very carefully. Remember this Man could take whole different levels of pain. He was unmoved by hurricanes, unafraid of men who could break chains of iron, thought nothing of the most powerful men of his day; and yet he sweated blood in fear of the anger of his Father. He’s harder than the terminator, and yet he’s scared far beyond fear. What could it be like to pay that earth-shattering price ourselves? So do not lightly pass by what he offers. The quality of what he bought, well, we trust the introductory stuff on the venue, party and characters does something to let you know that it is the real McCoy and, truly, there is nothing like it on earth—so any price, however high, is just fine.
SAYS:
So friends, again, you are invited freely, in pure sanity to the eternal reality clothing of rainbows and starlight; undying ecstacy, pure delight peace forever in the land of never never …and the voice of one, face brighter than the sun booming like Niagara Falls nothing can stop us now He’ll come crashing through!
WHO ARE PLP & X - E v i l ? PLP & X-Evil (UK/USA) is a subdivision of PLP (Worldwide), the largest known organism in existence (our members never die), operating as an extended family we remain larger than the Red Army, more connected than the mob, better equipped than Agent Orange, our sole purpose of existence is to promote and sell to our brothers and sisters this one Man & the pukka party. It is entirely made up of twisted eX-cons/evil people who came to owe everything to the Man. WHY DID THEY HAND ME THIS LEAFLET? cos their Master is (and has made them) very interested in you attending this party. So he sends them everywhere cos he want everyone to know the score, and in his day he went into the alleys and the sidestreets to let people know.
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WILL NOT BE ABLE.’
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BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
the party to end all parties The Exodus is over, Babylon is falling. Bob Marley sung about it. Exodus sound system dreamed about it. PLP & X-Evil (UK/USA) invite you to it: the ONLY Party without end. Eternal ecstacy with the insanely beautiful, crisp, cutting master themes of all time booming in a venue that is plain out of this world. Decor arranged by the Master, live rivers running through enormous floors and into the lush surroundings beyond.
ADVANCE WARNING! ADVANCE WARNING! ADVANCE WARNING! ADVANCE WARNING! Promised Land Promotions (PLP) & X-Evil (UK/USA) in association with t h e P r e s i d e n t o f L i f e a.k.a. the Kontroller of Eter nity w e l c o m e t h e r e t u r n o f . . .
C e l e b r a t i n g h i s re t u r n i s t h e p a r t y t h a t w i l l e n d a l l o t h e r p a r t i e s …
[Start time & date cur r ently undisclosed] V E N U E : The Gold City of the Farthest Shore: nevermind the Death Star, the Borg Cube, nor the space ships in Independence Day—the shadows this thing casts… It’s as wide, as long and as HIGH as Europe. For this one-off event our backer has arranged for us its almost EXCLUSIVE use! Almost, cos this will really be an extra-terrestrial party—our backer invites us to join HIS party and (due to his nature) some of his other guests are a little unusual.
Te n t h o u s a n d f l o o r s & ten million rooms [Ter ms & conditions apply — see within]
Coming Soon… Coming Soon… Coming Soon… Coming Soon… Coming Soon…
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D E C O R : The whole city is made from GOLD CLEAR LIKE CRYSTAL. Forget anything you’ve ever seen or could even dream, any UV masterclass artwork is just amateur compared to this! We guarantee it will blow your mind. From the maker of this earth, we bring you: amber walls & sapphire seas—a chilled out universe, healing rivers, fountains bubbling and trees of life. Consider: if he made all this in 6 days, just tink what it’ll be like —The Gold City, it has been a very long time coming…
the ORGANISER jack Fort Knox for this one…