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Find these words: Atlantic Boat Lobster Octopus Sand Squid Wave Beach Crab Mermaid Pacific Seashell Starfish Bikini Fish Ocean Pirate Shore Swimsuit
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Drinks That Will Get You Tanked! Fish Bowl
- 1/2 gallon goldfish bowl (can use regular bowl or bucket) - 5 oz. vodka - 5 oz. Malibu rum - 5 oz. blue Curacao - 6 oz. sweet and sour mix - 16 oz. pineapple juice - 16 oz. Sprite - 3 slices each: lemon, lime orange - Swedish gummy fish
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**can replace any ingredients with vodka depending on stress level
Sea Breeze
1-1/2 oz Vodka 3 oz Cranberry juice 1-1/2 oz Grapefruit juice
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Honey Nut Energy Bites Ingredients: 1 cup rolled oats 1/2 cup mini semi-sweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup ground flax seed 1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter 1/3 cup honey 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in a bowl; form into balls using your hands. Arrange all balls on a baking sheet and freeze until set, about 1 hour.
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE Hummus & Veggies
Ingredients: 1 can chickpeas, rinsed and drained 1 clove garlic 1/4 cup olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons tahini kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon chili powder 12 carrot sticks 12 celery sticks 12 cherry tomatoes 4 Mason jars Puree the first seven ingredients in a food processor then transfer to a mason jar and finish with veggies!
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Things to know about H20!
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Blueberries Covered in Greek Yogurt Ingredients: 1 oz container of fresh blueberries 1 (6oz) container of blueberry Greek yogurt. Directions: 1. Wash blueberries and line a baking sheet with parchment or wax paper
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