Palomar College Volume 29 Number 27 June 11 . 1976 San Marcos 92069
FIRING RANGE FOR AVENGING PEDESTRIANS
Entrances to be exits·
in new parking plan
Traffic coordinator Rex "Wrong Way" Galore has announced a new traffic system, to become effective immediately . Under the new system, all entrances to the campus will become exits. ' When questioned as to the reasons for a new system , "Wrong Way" replied, "Well, we took a survey of the students, and found out that most students were much more interested in getting off campus than in getting on. And since we are always trying to suit the students' wishes, this was the logical system to implement. " Also, the new system is real simple: I mean, no hassles trying to remember which direction the traffic is supposed to go or trying to tell ·a n entrance from an exit." "Wrong Way" was aked how someone would get on campus if necessa ry . " Well, we don't really expect this situation. However, such a person would either have to come over the 'P' mountain to the northeast of campus or fly in by helicopter." "Wrong Way" said another PARK IT - Incredibly complicated map shows you how to get off change will be in effect immediately. campus in practically no time at all. All you have to ~o is follow the From noon until 3 p.m . each school day, when most students are leaving little arrows, then take the San Diego Freeway until you get to the campus, the main hallway (beginNew Jersey offramp. (Map by Michael Hun t) ning near the maintenance building, running past the Industrial Technology department.
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~@~®rru@®rr TODAY Spider Appreciation Day for the Peter Lorre Fan Club, P-32, noon. MONDAY The Society for the -Prevention of the Heartbreak Due to Psoriasis will hold a slide show· and banquet, pole vault pit, 7 p.m. TUESDAY Cancelled. There will be no Tuesday this week. WEDNESDAY Last day to work out deal with instructors before finals · begin tomorrow. National Earwax Prevention Day. THURSDAY P rocrastination C lub meeting has been rescheduled a gain for next Monday, J u ne 7, 1 p.m . FRIDAY The Telescoop will sponsor guest speaker Dr. Phillpott P. Fenwick, leader of Orthodontists for Jimmy Carter group in area, R-4A , 7 a .m.
Drama Dept.
past the flag pole, and ending at th e tennis courts) will become a one-way road for optional use by exiting motorists. " Wrong Way" warns pedestrians and students in the patio and Physical Educa tion areas to use extreme caution when pedestrianing during these hours . For a look at the changes, see the map on this page if we remembered it. "Wrong Way" wa s aked if there would be any changes in the pa rking program . " Well, we were going to eliminate all parking restriction s so tha t students and faculty could park anywhere they wanted to. •Then we realized that this is a lready the procedure." "Wrong Way" commented- on future changes in the traffic system at Palomar. " Well, as we a ll know, Palomar -g~ts bigger every semester, population-wise, and the probl ems will become greater, tra ffic-wise. In ~rder t · alleviate this , I'm s ure we will need to use every wa lkway a s a n optional motorway during heavy traffic hours. "Also, I see certa in campus facilities eventua lly being used to alleyi'ate traffic problems . F or instance, I tbink we co uld effec tively use· the' ski-run as a kind. of "ju.i nping-off ' place to get motorists off to a fast start. We could set up pit areas in the parki ng lots for q uick service. Not to mention ba nked curves, ch eckered fl ags ... "
Bud brook presents 'Pu"ck' The Palomar Communicable Collage Drama Department will be presenting Ashy Budbrook's I Am a Hockey Puck this week. ' The play is written, produced, directed, and starred in by the multitalented Budbrook. " I think we have a helluva terrific play here," stated Budbrook. "I've never seen such a hard-working cast and crew." Puck is a metaphysical allegory on Watergate, though there are other facets to the play. It may also be viewed as a tender look at the used car business as seen through the eyes of a boy and his dog. The play opens in a Chrysler factory. The boss of the auto workers, Mark E . DeSodd, lays off all employees who are even remotely involved with hubcaps. This includes our young lovers, Tom Turkey and Hedda Gobbler, who wind up on the street selling tickets to the New York World's Fair. They soon ~iscover that the New York World's Fair was over years ago and, dejected, move to Hollywood. Tom decides to gamble everything and go on the Let's Make A Deal
show dressed as a hockey puck. He Tickets for this ' week's perforwins the big deal , which unfor- mance go for the ridiculously low tunately for him is a full-size hockey price of $3.50. Friends of the director arena. However, he converts the and friendly drama critics are, of arena into a hotel for Eskimoes. The course, invited to sneak in through scheme works, because all the rooms the back door. are rented for six months at a time. - --- -- - ~ The, tragedy strikes. The IRS puts Tom in jail for claiming his 711 refrigerator as a business deduction. E'mile Zola (played by Paul Muni) makes a fiery, passionate speech in his defense. The plan fails when it is discovered that Zola has been dead i for well over forty years. With all hope lost, Tom considers suicide. But at the last minute, the Seventh Cavalry rides in to the rescue and everybody lives happily ever after, with the possible exception of Gregor Samsa, an exter~inator who has hay fever. The cast includes Budbrook as Tom, Budbrook (again) as DeSodd, Budbrook (you guessed) as Hedda, and, in a special appearance, Jean HOCKEY PUCK! Shown Paul Sartre as Monty HalL above (L to R) is Palomar Drama Budbrook, who directs all Palomar productions, has played lead Instructor Ashy Budbrook in a roles in The Lion in Winter, Street- poignant scene from his play, I Am a Hockey Puck. car Named Desire, and Heidi.
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