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From the Editor’s Desk
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ay is one of the most beautiful months, in this state or any other. Of course, that’s hardly a secret. Over the years, creative souls in Tallapoosa County have come up with a slew of outdoor events primed to take advantage of the balmy weather and gorgeous blooms cascading over every field and roadside all summer long, and a whirl of people from far and wide gather for the fun. In this issue, we'll share some highlights of what's new to do, as well as what favorite events are returning to the calendar this summer. Start your tour on page 17 with Alexander City’s Jazz Fest, which was created 26 years ago as a one-time event to celebrate the anniversary of a local store. The concert proved so popular that it’s still going and growing. And our cover story this month explores the fascinating world of 3-gun sport shooting and the women who have grown to love it. Read about what they're doing on page 28; it just might inspire you to join them. And when you're looking for a little down time, we've got you covered for that, too. Golf is the perfect outdoor pastime for clearing the mind. Dave Jenning’s column on page 18 deals with just that: how to quiet busy thoughts and focus on improving your game. Another type of golf has jumped off the college campus to become popular in recent years. It’s called disc golf, and Alexander City’s course has recently been renovated with help from a 2016 Leadership Lake Martin team. Grab your discs and a few close friends and head over to the Charles E. Bailey Sportplex for the perfect low-key afternoon. One of the most relaxing things to do is to spend time in nature. Why not book a guided fly fishing tour? Kenneth Boone recently ventured out on the Tallapoosa River with guide Drew Morgan. Read about his experience on page 32. If hunting is up your alley, Fletcher Scott offers insight into creating an environment that will irresistible to deer. All it takes is a little patience and observation. Get the details on page 20. Finally, laughter is not only the best medicine, it’s some of the best fun you can have, by yourself or with others. This month’s Happy Garden column on page 15 is chock full of one-liners, funny quotes and my personal favorite – puns. On a related note: Before I got into editing, I worked in an orange juice factory. I got fired because I couldn’t concentrate. Ba-dum-tsss. Those are just a few of the stories offered in this issue. So whether you choose to celebrate summer through personal time or crowded parties, I hope you'll join us at Lake Martin Living for all of the wonderful possibilities to be enjoyed in these parts all season long. All the best,
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Lake Martin Living Editor & Publisher Kenneth Boone Managing Editor Betsy Iler Assistant Magazine Editor Mia Osborn Contributors Dave Jennings Luke Robinson Fletcher Scott Susan Foy Fred Muenzmay Cliff Williams Mitch Sneed David Granger Robert Hudson Mark Woods Magazine Distribution Manager David Kendrick Creative Services Audra Spears Darlene Johnson Hallie Holloway Marketing/Advertising Sales Tippy Hunter Kim Morse Lake Martin Living P.O. Box 999 Alexander City, AL 35011 256-234-4281 www.lakemartinmagazine.com Reader Advisory Board W.L. “Buddy” King Fred Dobbs Ann Goree Donna Burkett Reggie Dean Feel free to contact members of our Reader Advisory Board.
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Pat Johnson takes aim during a demonstration of 3-gun shooting. The fast growing sport incorporates pistols, shotguns and rifles, and it has attracted a significant number of women. Photo by Kenneth Boone.
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IN EVERY ISSUE 9. AROUND THE AREA 10. BUSINESS MATTERS Lakeside Mercantile 15. HAPPY GARDEN 18. FROM THE TEE 20. OUTDOOR LIFE 45. MONEY MATTERS 46. MEDICAL NEWS 47. OH SNAP! 52. LAKE REGION EVENTS 62. THE LAST WORD
FEATURES 17. JUNE JAZZ FEST T he 26th Annual Alexander City Jazz Fest promises a great time in two locations 24. SPORTPLEX DISC GOLF REVAMP L eadership Lake Martin spearheads new tee boxes, baskets and signage 28. GALS WITH GUNS W omen of all ages and backgrounds are learning to shoot and entering contests 32. NEW FISHING SERVICE ON THE RIVER F ly fishing guide offers a different kind of experience on the Tallapoosa 38. HISTORICAL MARKERS J ohnson J. Hooper: Teller of Southern Tales 40. ARMED SERVICES DAY RIDE FOR VETS B ill Nichols residents will benefit from May 21 motorcycle tour
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Fly fishing guide Drew Morgan casts a line above the shoals on the Tallapoosa River.
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ACSEF Art Show Winners Announced DaNeal Eberly’s acrylic work titled Wine Thirty and Christy Bui’s self portrait took Best in Show in the adult and children’s divisions, respectively, of the 2016 Alexander City Schools Education Foundation 2016 Art Exhibit. “It used to be the Alexander City Library Art Show, but now it’s the ACSEF show,” said Jamie Dark, who helped organize the exhibits. “We do it as a fundraiser for technology in the schools.” In addition to Eberly’s Best in Show, other winners in the adult division included Diane Hough’s untitled work in drawing, Maria’s Pinched Vessel pottery piece in threedimensional, Langley Tolbert’s Spring Symphony in mixed media, Debbie
Dowdle’s Back Pasture in oil, Penny Adamson’s Hannah in acrylic and Lauren Graves’ Cuba in photography. In addition to Bui’s Best in Show, other winners in the children’s division were, by grade, Isabella Stallworth’s acrylic work in kindergarten, Presley Self in first grade, Ava Barrett in second grade, Cortlynn Fisher in third grade, Hannah Holdridge in fifth grade, Davonski Oliver in eighth grade, Tess Staples in 10th grade and Franklin Staples in 12th grade. Bui’s entry was among the selfportrait entries by the Benjamin Russell art class. Lacey Jones won first place in that division. ~ David Granger
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Christy Bui's self portrait took the top title at the annual show that raises money for technology in schools.
Dadeville Boy Blasts Off to Space Camp
Exploring New Frontiers in Science
Chad McKelvey, Leslie Loftin and Ben Gross helped Ezekiel Hicks apply for a summer Space Camp scholarship.
Dadeville Elementary School fourth grader Ezekiel Hicks could be an astronaut some day, after attending Space Camp at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center on a full scholarship this summer. “I hope to learn more about the solar system,” Hicks said. DES teachers Leslie Loftin and Ben Gross helped Hicks with the application process. Hicks was not just accepted; he was awarded a full scholarship, which only 26 percent of those applying receive. “He wrote two essays, drew a mission patch and had to describe a science experiment,” said Ezekiel’s mother, Kambrie Hicks. “He loves space. He has really gotten into the planets. His bedroom is all about space.” Gross is hoping that Ezekiel can help with a science class or two when he comes back. “Hopefully we can get him to talk about it with other students when he gets back,” Gross said. Principal Chad McKelvey hopes the camp will open some doors for Ezekiel. “He really is a great kid,” McKelvey said. “This will get him really excited about things and hopefully help him in a lot of ways.” ~ Cliff Williams Lake Martin Living 9
BUSINESS MATTERS
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Lakeside Mercantile STORY & PHOTOS BY MIA OSBORN
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hat do you get when you mix gifted local artists, a sprinkling of vintage charm and one delightfully eccentric family? The answer is Lakeside Mercantile, an eclectic home décor and gift shop now open at the intersection of County Road 34 and Alabama Highway 49 in Dadeville. The ladies of Lakeside Mercantile collaborate with more than 40 vendors to offer a wide selection of unique home décor, jewelry, art and gifts. The store’s rear courtyard holds more surprises: collections of upcycled and repurposed furniture, whimsical lighting fixtures, lawn art and vintage signs. The story of Lakeside Mercantile’s owners is almost as colorful as the eclectic art on their shelves. Owners Paula Hornsby and Noreen GaltHornsby are both friends and sisters-in-law; their other sisterin-law, Sheila Godfrey, recently joined the family business. “We’re married to brothers and then Sheila is a sister to the brothers,” explained Hornsby. “It’s confusing; you might as well just say the Hornsby family,” she added with a laugh. Noreen and Paula opened Lakeside Mercantile at Walnut Hill in 2013. The upcycled home décor at the shop did well in its original location, but the sisters soon needed more space and more visibility. So in 2015, they moved Lakeside Mercantile from Walnut Hill to Dadeville to take advantage of the increased traffic around the intersection of Tallapoosa County Road 34 and Alabama Highway 49. So far, the move has been a huge success. “This location has been More Than Before Left: In its new location at ‘34 fantastic. There’s a lot more & 49’ Lakeside Mercantile traffic,” said Hornsby. has added new features to Lakeside Mercantile’s its popular line of upcycled goods and home décor; success can be seen in its Above: Customers can browse recent expansions. This outdoor items and weathered pieces on the patio. spring, the owners added
the EastLake Coffee Shoppe inside the store and the SHG greenhouse on the front lawn. The greenhouse was created by Godfrey, who came up with the idea and planted container gardens of tiny succulents in a variety of reclaimed vintage containers. She also built the greenhouse itself. “Except for some help on the roof, she did everything by herself,” said Galt-Hornsby. “It took her about two weeks.” The greenhouse is built with reclaimed windows and is surrounded by a sort of Zen garden of pebbles dotted with bright flowers and succulents. Inside the greenhouse, chandeliers of antique wine glasses and driftwood hang above clusters of container plants. After an hour exploring the treasures in the greenhouse and shop, guests can relax with a beverage and a snack from the coffee shop. Galt-Hornsby, a selfdescribed “coffee nut,” said a coffee shop had been in the plans since Lakeside Mercantile opened in its original location. But it took a while for the elements to fall into place. “We were working with some different roasters, but it was like ships passing in the night,” said Galt-Hornsby. “We just couldn’t get it together.” Then she contacted Ryan Bergeron, owner of Revival Coffee in Selma, Alabama. His operation roasts small batches of both whole and ground coffee, the proceeds from which go to support charitable causes, such as addiction recovery and antihuman trafficking. “I called Ryan, and he answered on the second ring,” GaltHornsby said. “The next day we were in Selma tasting his coffee.” In addition to being the right business partner, Bergeron trained Galt-Hornsby in making popular coffee drinks and also was able to connect Galt-Hornsby with a friend of his whose coffee shop was going out of business. “In 48 hours, we had bought all the equipment we needed,” Lake Martin Living 11
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Galt-Hornsby kept the coffee machine at her home for a while, then transferred it to the store to teach the other employees. For about a month, they gave away free coffee as they refined their recipes and learned what their customers liked. Today, they serve a variety of lattes, frappes and iced drinks in addition to plain coffee drinks, artisan teas and smoothies. Whenever possible, Galt-Hornsby said, they offer healthy options, such as smoothies that are gluten-free and sugar-free, made with fresh fruit. Pastries round out the menu, some of them made on-site. Another tasty addition to Lakeside Mercantile’s wares comes in the form of Yum Yum’s specialty foods. The pre-order food shop, based in Auburn, supplies quick gourmet foods for busy hosts and hostesses. “That’s a big deal at the lake, especially if you have company coming,” said Galt-Hornsby. “We carry their frozen casseroles, sides and desserts.” Each of the sisters is amazed by the progress their passion project has made. “We’ve grown from one rack of clothes to a full boutique,” Galt-Hornsby said, “but we still primarily focus on handmade local stuff.” They enjoy the fact that Lakeside Mercantile is a family business because their talents and senses of style complement one another’s. “What I’m good at she’s not good at, and what she’s good at I’m not good at,” Galt-Hornsby laughed. “And it works out. We have a lot of fun.” Lakeside Mercantile is open from 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 12 p.m. until 4 p.m. Sunday. In addition to regular store hours, they have numerous pop-up shops and events. Their next pop-up shop will take place on Memorial Day Weekend, May 27-29. For more information, visit their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ LakesideMercantile/. Top: The Hornsby sisters sell works by local artists inside the new store; Below: They also stock popular Lake Martin maps and signs.
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y wife and I spent the past week in New “I have no plants in my house. They won’t live York City with our son, experiencing for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they a great birthday celebration. When we commit suicide.” arrived home, happy but exhausted, the April issue ~ Jerry Seinfeld of Lake Martin Living was waiting for us. After reading it, I thought to myself, ‘this is the best What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots? garden publication of the year.’ String beans. The article we had originally planned for this issue could have only added a few notes related Why did God make rainy days? to the many gardening tips provided in the So gardeners could get the housework done. April issue. So I decided to do something a little different. “What did the carrot say to the wheat? Being a gardener for more than 65 years, I have Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.” Fred Muenzmay accumulated some funny jokes and ~ Shel Silverstein one-liners. Some are borrowed; some are personal; but all are true. Here are What kind of socks does a gardener Man to florist: “I’d like a bunch a few of the best: wear? of flowers, please.” Garden hose. Why do potatoes make good Florist: “Certainly, sir. What detectives? Knowledge is knowing a tomato is flowers would you like?” Because they keep their eyes peeled. a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a Man: “I’m not sure.” fruit salad. Florist: “Let me help you, sir – “My wife’s a water sign. I’m an what exactly have you done?” earth sign. A toddler who was found chewing Together we make mud.” on a slug. After the initial surge of ~ Rodney Dangerfield disgust, the parent said, “Well, what does it taste like?” What do you get if you divide the circumference of a “Worms,” was the reply. pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi. Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don’t What do you call a stolen yam? work half the time. A hot potato. “Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of “A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill perspiration.” except for learning how to grow in rows.” ~ Lou Erickson ~ Doug Larson Little Joey is helping his grandfather dig up potatoes. What plant does everyone have on their face? “What I want to know,” he says, “is why you buried the darn Tulips things in the first place!”
Happy Garden
The woman looking for work in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look, Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “As a matter of fact, yes,” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.”
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n a town chock full of summer concerts and events for the whole family, Jazz Fest stands out as a testament to what dedicated locals can achieve when they set their minds to some serious fun. The free festival is so much fun, in fact, that it couldn’t be constrained to just one evening. It stretches across two days and two locations. On Friday, June 10, the party starts in Strand Park in downtown Alexander City at 6 p.m. The fun continues the next night at the Lake Martin Amphitheater (The AMP), just south of Children’s Harbor. Jazz Fest was born in 1991, as the 100th anniversary party of Frohsin’s Department store, which once operated on Broad Street. The festivities evolved as they grew. Jazz Fest, now in its 26th year, has become one of the area’s most beloved summertime shindigs. Jazz Fest is funded through the sale of the roughly 100 tables arranged in front of the Strand Park stage during Friday’s festivities. Local buisnesses, clubs, neighbors and friends rent the tables. Then, they deck out their tables – and often themselves – according to the theme of the year, competing for the best table decorations. This year’s Jazz Fest lineup will kick off Friday, June 10, at 6 p.m. with local favorite Hinton Bloom, the Jonathan Bloom band. Band mates Jonathan Bloom, Brian Hinton, Wade Allen and Andre Sumbry have been performing across Alabama for years. They have shared stages with the likes of Willie Nelson, the Allman Brothers and Charlie Daniels. They are excited to bring their “really good music” to the Strand Park stage. Following Bloom at 7:30 p.m. will be Mobile-based instrumental band Roman Street. Brothers Noah and Josh Thompson head up the group, which grew from casual college jam sessions into a full band. Roman Street fuses jazz, Latin and flamenco styles into a unique musical experience that’s not to be missed. The Friday night headliner will be blues musician Tab Benoit, who will take to the Strand Park stage at 9 p.m. A native of Louisiana, Benoit’s love of his home state is present in every aspect of his swamp blues sound. In 2003, he founded the charity group Voice of the Wetlands, which is dedicated
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Too many swing thoughts
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Then repeat this practice session again. This is oes this illustration seem familiar? how to practice for your play mode. This image has been viral since before After two sessions of mechanical and playing the internet coined that term. When I mode practice with your adjusted swing, go play was a teaching pro, I found it very helpful. It three to six holes. taught me not to fill my students’ minds with Make your swing thought one of trusting too many changes during individual lessons. that you have made the change. After those There are so many things that can go on in few holes, go back to the tee and repeat this a golfer’s mind in the 1.5 seconds it takes to drill at least one more time. Following a lesson swing a club. Adding too many performancewith practice sessions like this will allow you to increasing tips will further crowd the thoughts. quickly improve your golf game. When I was instructing, my goal was to After you have practiced and are in play help each student make no more than three Dave Jennings mode on the golf course, try to keep your swing changes – such as address, backswing and follow thoughts as few and simple as possible. through – per lesson. Let’s say you want to improve your takeaway Notice I said no more than three; focusing on just one change per lesson would be ideal. This is because (the beginning of your backswing). After you establish a when a new golfer makes one conscious change to his swing, good address position, think of what you would like to accomplish. It can be something simple, such as one-piece he unconsciously alters at least three or four other aspects. takeaway or good rhythm, tempo or timing. So if a golfer makes just three changes to his swing, that A few great swing thoughts are: Face the target at your will change anywhere from nine to 12 things, only three of which he meant to do. That is more than enough to focus on. finish; hold your finish on target, target, target. You want to think big. Avoid small muscle thoughts, such How to avoid overthinking on the green? To start with, as: hinge your wrists on the backswing; open, then close the you should have two separate mental modes to better your face; don’t let the club swing past parallel, etc. These are shot golf game: practice and play. killers on the course. Your practice time is when you should work on A player with a bad swing but good tempo and timing mechanics. During play time, you should trust what you will beat a player who has a good swing but poor tempo and practiced and allow those mechanics to occur naturally timing. Quick tempo or a swing with bad timing usually while you focus on what you want your golf ball to do and comes from a lack of practice or lack of confidence, which where you want it to go. are usually related. A player who suffers from poor timing Should you get these two mindsets confused, you are and/or tempo wants to get the miserable golf shot over liable to suffer from paralysis by analysis, and your shotand done as soon as possible. This is also true in pitching, making abilities will quickly go downhill. chipping and putting. When you practice, work on one thing at a time. If your In short, make a habit of working on mechanics only in teaching pro has asked you to work on weight shift, then practice. When you are on the course, slow your mind down, hit 10-20 golf balls while thinking of weight shift only. You should not care where the ball goes; just train in making that trust that your mechanics have become engrained and think only simple swing thoughts to keep your focus on elements single adjustment. like tempo, timing, balance, the target or finishing position. In between these 10-20 golf shots, make a minimum of Keeping these tips in mind will much improve your odds on two practice swings for each shot before hitting a golf ball. A practice swing allows you to feel the body motion without the green. Make this the year that you lower your handicap a losing any concentration to the outcome of the shot. minimum of three strokes. Enjoy the game! After those 20 shots and 40 practice swings, pick a target. Trust that your body has learned the weight shift change and ~ Dave Jennings is the men's golf coach at Central Alabama think only of hitting the ball at the Driving to Distraction Community College. target. Quieting noisy swing Take the swing and monitor thoughts is a sure way to improve your game. what the ball is doing in the air. Lake Martin Living 19
Create a deer habitat Notice what they eat off the food plot to build a quality environment
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disking, bush hogging or use of herbicides can ’ve always been a wildlife watcher. In fact, it hugely impact the food habitat of nearby deer. could be argued that most of the time I spend So, what habitat improvements will give hunting from a tree stand is bird watching. I landowners the most bang for their Buck? Deer eat am pleasantly distracted by anything that moves or an average four to six pounds of forage a day per makes a noise, whether it be a warbler flitting about 100 pounds of body weight. That alone should tell in the branches above me or a raccoon skulking you those big antlers and healthy fawn production around looking for acorns below me; however, this are not going to happen on just wheat and clover! past deer season I tried something a little different: I The food list for deer is much more complex than paid close attention to every deer I saw feeding. that. I’m not talking about deer eating in food plots When it comes to native browse, deer will pick (I rarely hunt them) but those browsing in or near and choose what they want throughout the year. cutovers, edges of old fields or roadsides. I was not They can detect those plants high in nutrition by particularly interested in watching them eat, but in smell and taste. what they were eating. Often I made notes on where I’ve often heard hunters say, “There is plenty to look when I got down from my stand. of green stuff for deer to eat in the winter.” While In some cases, I shot video of deer feeding, Fletcher Scott this may be true, that “green stuff ” could be a zooming in on the plants they ate. When scouting, non-nutritious food source. In other I looked carefully for any plants that words, deer will only eat it if it’s all that is showed signs of being browsed. At the available to them. end of hunting season, I completed a list Quantity of browse doesn’t necessarily of plant species that deer fed on most relate to quality of browse. I mentioned often. I was a little surprised by what I that I had witnessed several deer eating found in this completely unscientific young sweet gum leaves. This plant isn’t survey. even on the radar for preferred deer Research has shown that white tailed browse. But because it was available at deer feed on approximately 100 species of that time, deer consumed it. I’ve also native plants throughout the year. Many seen deer eating Japanese honeysuckle, of these plants are available at different green briar, ragweed, mimosa and times of the year. Forbs and legumes are sourwood. Honeysuckle and green briar heavily favored for their tender leaves are considered high quality browse, and stems, as well as their protein. but mimosa and sourwood are low Being browsers, deer are fairly preference for deer food. particular about what they eat and when I have also seen deer eat pokeweed they eat it. For instance, one food source leaves. This plant is familiar to many I saw deer browsing heavily on was the because of its folklore status. Even leaves of young sweet gums. Does this though most of the plant has some levels mean sweet gum trees are an important of toxicity, deer and many birds seem immune to it. As a browse plant for deer managers? for deer, pokeweed has very high levels of crude protein and I certainly hope not! low levels of fiber, making it a prime choice of food. What it does mean is that deer will eat a great variety of One thing I need to point out is that wildlife biologists often plants when those plants are young and small enough that the deer can reach them. Obviously, deer can’t feed on mature sweet prepare lists of plants that are considered high, medium or low gums, but when they are still young saplings, their tender leaves preference for deer browse; however, there are some things to consider when looking at these lists. Where was the study done? and stems are readily eaten. This is true for other trees as well. How long was the study period? What techniques were used to Deer-browsing habits depend on what is available in gather the data? the habitat. Landowners have a lot to do with this in how Studies done for the state of Pennsylvania will list many they manage timber, Signs of Snacking plants that may not even grow in Alabama. Alabama itself has a which species of game Opposite: Broken twigs stunning variety of soils and rock types. Plant lists from North animals they prefer to indicate that deer have heavily browsed this strawberry benefit, and what type of Alabama can be different from lists for South Alabama. bush; This page: Desmodium, In the northern part of the state, the soil is high in calcium management techniques sometimes called Beggar's carbonate with a limestone origin. In the coastal plains are they employ. Strategies Lice, is a favorite food for deer and quail. such as prescribed burning, sandy-loamy soils, some of which are nutrient-poor and others Lake Martin Living 21
of which are basin swamps that stay wet for part of the year. In the central part of the state, we have the rich soils of the Black Belt region, many of which are located above a chalk pan. This means we could find the same plants growing in different parts of the state, but with different chemical profiles. Deer may choose to eat a particular species of plant in one part of the state and pass it up in the other. Of course, some of this may be due to pickiness on the part of individual deer. Interested deer managers should conduct a survey of plants on their property. A wildlife biologist or county extension agent can be helpful in this. First, consider what type of wildlife habitat you want to create and maintain. Do you want to develop habitats for deer, turkey, quail or songbirds? Maybe you’d like to favor all of these. The good news is that they are not mutually exclusive. A good wildlife habitat with lots of open areas full of native warm-season grasses, fruit-bearing shrubs, dewberry and green briar (Smilax) will benefit a large group of game and non-game species. Native forbs and legumes need lots of sunlight to be productive. To create these conditions, timber harvesting and controlled burning are the best choices. These two techniques will give you the greatest return on your investment in creating quality and quantity of deer food. Start with tree thinning, which will allow more sunlight to reach the ground and reduce competition for those trees left standing. Sunlight is a critical limiting factor for many herbaceous 22 Lake Martin Living
Tasty Treats on the Deer Trail
Above: Deer browse apples in an orchard during their nighttime foray through familiar territory; Right: This Eastern Red Maple shows signs of having been gnawed upon by browsing deer.
plants. The seed bank for this nutritious browse is already in the soil; sunlight will be the resource that stimulates its growth. Once thinning is done, controlled burning will further enhance the growth process. The benefits of burning are many. It removes a lot of unwanted vegetation and opens the understory to sunlight. The sweet gums, blackberry, understory shrubs and vines that quickly develop after timber harvests soon grow too dense; fire will do a lot to control them. Burning opens the canopy for herbaceous plants and wildflowers to bloom. It returns nutrients to the soil, keeps ticks, lice and red bugs in check and reduces fuel loads on your property to safe levels. Many species of plants and trees, such as Longleaf pines, evolved in part because of fire; healthy ecosystems cannot exist without it. After your property is cleared, planting native trees, shrubs, wildflowers and warm-season grasses is a good way to create a beneficial wildlife habitat. There has been a renaissance in the native plant industry. More and more nurseries are specializing in the sale of native plants, many of which are beneficial to wildlife and excellent for pollinators, as well as serving as host plants for butterflies and moths. The American strawberry bush (Euonymous americanus)
is a good example of a beneficial native plant. The strawberry is high on the list of preferred browse for deer. In fact, until this plant gets tall enough to keep its fruits out of reach of deer, you may never see them. They will eat all parts of the plant, including leaves, stems, fruit and seeds. If you decide to improve your property for wildlife, consider that you may not have to plant anything. Many preferred plants are already out there. All you really need to do is provide them some sunlight. It is helpful to take an interest in those plants you don’t know. Use field guides, personal contacts and that most social of resources, Facebook. Check out the Alabama Plant Atlas Facebook page. Post a photo of a mystery plant, and you might get an instant identification. “Southeastern Flora,” a website developed by John Gwaltney, owner of Forestry Suppliers, is good for identification. Lastly, “Identify That Plant” is a website with lots of good links pulled into one place. A good habit to develop is to look for those plants deer have been eating. It’s easier than you think, once you learn to see those nipped-off stems. Keen observation and plant identification may open a whole new interest for you. This experience has taught me that the best way to learn about animals is to learn about plants. ~ Fletcher Scott is a retired science teacher who enjoys nature photography.
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Sportplex disc golf course gets a revamp STORY BY MIA OSBORN PHOTO & ART BY AUDRA SPEARS
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he flying saucers have landed in Alexander City. Or the flying discs, at any rate. The disc golf course at the Charles E. Bailey Sportplex recently received a facelift in the form of new signs and general improvements designed to make the increasingly popular sport more accessible for new players and veterans alike. Disc golf – sometimes called Frisbee golf after the popular brand of flying disc – began to appear on college campuses across the country in the early 1960s. Disc golf follows similar rules to golf, but rather than using clubs and balls, players throw discs of different weights into baskets scattered on “holes” across the course. The object is for each player to get the disc as close to each hole’s basket as possible in as few throws as possible.
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It wasn’t until a few years ago that disc golf left the campus quad to be recognized as a legitimate sport. Between 2000-2008, the number of disc golf courses in the United States doubled. Josh Owens first encountered disc golf when he lived in Birmingham during college and frequented the course at George Ward Park. “I was living in downtown and George Ward was right in between school and work. I got spoiled,” Owens joked. When he returned to Alexander City, Owens searched for a nearby place to play. He joined the Alex City Disc Club (ACDC), a group of likeminded disc golfers who wanted to find a course nearby. “Our group goes to Auburn or Opelika a lot,” said Owens.
their community,” said former Alexander City Chamber of The disc golf course at the Charles E. Bailey Sportplex in Commerce CEO Ann Rye, a strong supporter of the program. Alexander City was finished in 2015. The Alex City Disc Club Before they can complete their training, Leadership Lake and others were glad to have a place to practice, but since the Martin participants must divide into groups and plan and course was constructed on a budget, there was plenty of room implement community service projects. This year, one of those for improvement. projects was the disc golf course. Alexander City native Robert Scroggins started playing disc Will Dark of Dark Insurance Agency was one of the golf on the Sportplex course in the summer of 2015. Scroggins works with Highland Installation, a company that installs shelves participants on the disc golf team. “We worked on a few other project ideas that didn’t pan out in military bases across the United States. When he travels for for us before we worked on the course,” he explained. work, he tries to visit disc golf courses and posts photos to the The biggest part of the course revamp was signage. Signs are Alexander City Disc Golf Facebook page. His travels gave the crucial to a successful round of group inspiration for what the disc golf. They let players know Alexander City course could be. the order in which they should “I would say we need some play the holes, while a layout sign baskets that are better quality to at the beginning can provide further improve the course in needed information about the Alex City,” Scroggins said. course. Owens agreed that baskets Under the direction of and other course improvements Leadership Lake Martin, the signs would help attract younger – many of which were unreadable visitors to Alexander City. or completely missing – were “It’ll bring people in,” Owens replaced with sleek modern signs explained. created by local graphic artist and Like the ACDC group, many photographer Audra Spears. disc golf clubs with no local In addition to fixing the resources regularly travel hours to signs, Leadership Lake Martin play at fully-fledged courses. participants did general Owens saw an opportunity to maintenance to ensure the course improve his group’s practice and was clean, attractive and ready draw tourism at the same time. to be played. They also noted He brought up the subject with elements of the course that would Mary Lyman Boone, a longtime benefit from future improvement family friend. projects, such as tee pads, which “I wanted to bring publicity mark where players should stand to our course,” Owens said. “She as they make their first throw of took it back to her Leadership each new hole. Lake Martin group, and they ran On the Trail Emma Tapley finishes a hole at the new Sportplex “The tee pads were dirt with with it.” Sponsored by Central Alabama disc golf course after improvements were made with roots sticking out,” said Dark. “It’s the help of Leadership Lake Martin team members a trip hazard.” Community College and the Martha Boyd, Matt Bishop, Karen Kison, David Dark said a local contractor, Alexander City Chamber of Thomas, Will Dark and Mary Lyman Boone. Henderson & Coker, recently Commerce, Leadership Lake poured concrete slab tee pads. Another upcoming step is to Martin is a 10-month training program in which those with increase the number of holes. an interest in the future of the Lake Martin community gain Like a conventional golf course, a disc golf course is knowledge and appreciation of how the community functions. considered complete at 18 holes; the course at the Sportplex Participants learn about the basics of city, county and state currently has nine. Owens said lengthening the course would be government; the education system from preschool to college; criminal justice and law enforcement; media and marketing; and another way to draw a crowd. “If you have just a nine-hole course, it’s hard to justify driving hospitals and other medical resources. “Many class members have shared that while their life dreams 45 minutes,” Owens said. There is still much to be done, but if improvements and may not be to run for public office, having an understanding interest continue, the Alexander City Disc Golf course might just of how the city, county and state play roles in the daily life of become a tourism hole in one. every citizen has ignited their passions to get engaged with Lake Martin Living 25
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Gals with Guns STORY BY MIA OSBORN & PHOTOS BY KENNETH BOONE
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aking up a hobby is a common theme among retirees. For most, this hobby takes the form of a low-key activity, such as golf or painting. But Alexander City’s Pat Johnson took a different route, passing over putters and brushes in favor of guns and ammo. In her sixties, Johnson became one of the many women to join the world of competitive shooting. The trend of women learning to shoot competitively goes hand in hand with the growing number of women who are taking up guns for personal protection. “There are a lot of opportunities for women to take advantage of to get involved in shooting,” Johnson said. One such opportunity to be found in Alexander City is the National Rifle Association’s (NRA) Basics of Pistol Shooting class held at The Sure Shot. The gun store on Highway 280 generally sees more male customers than females, but a couple of weeknights each month, that changes dramatically. A dozen women of all ages and backgrounds gather around tables set up in what is usually the Sure Shot’s indoor archery range. Each has her own reason for attending, but they all share one thing: they want to know how to safely and effectively use a handgun. Sure Shot owner Woody Baird is a certified NRA course instructor. He hosts these classes about once per month. He said the classes were not meant to be for
women only, but women were the ones who kept showing up. “Men always think they know how to shoot,” he said. Baird said women are often uncomfortable around guns or embarrassed to ask questions for fear of looking stupid. He likes to get rid of that awkwardness right away. “We start at square one,” Baird told the assembled women on the first of the program’s two lecture nights. “This is a no-stupid-questions class.” Each handgun safety class is spread over three meetings. On Tuesday and Thursday night classes, students learn the basics: types of handguns and their firing mechanisms, bullet calibers and how to properly grip the weapon and sight a target. The lecture classes are followed by a Saturday morning shoot at the Alexander City Shooting Club (ACSC) range on Coley Creek Road, between Dadeville and Alexander City. In addition to the technical side of handgun use, Baird’s class covers the legal structure of gun permits, concealed carry laws and situational awareness meant to keep students safe. “If you’re in a situation where you feel the time has come to touch your gun, then the time has come to draw it,” Baird advised. According to Baird, the more a person is comfortable with a gun, the more willing and able is to use one for Lake Martin Living 29
self-defense. “You’ll fight like you trained,” Baird said several times over the course of his lecture classes. That’s why it’s important to train often. Baird advised women in his class to join one of the several nearby gun ranges so they can continue to improve their skills. For Johnson, competitive shooting became a source of personal growth. Johnson credited her late husband, Art, with encouraging her to get used to guns. “When we met he told me, ‘if you don’t like to hunt and fish, you’re not going to see much of me,’” she explained. “So that’s what we did.” Alongside her husband, Johnson learned to fish, scuba dive and hunt. The pair did not venture into competitions until years later, after they had retired to Alexander City from their Florida home. The Johnsons started their competitive shooting career when some of their new Alexander City friends invited them to compete in Steel Challenge speed shooting competitions. From there, the couple progressed to pistol challenges. Pat Johnson’s love of the sport led her to 15 minutes of fame when she appeared as a contestant on a 2013 episode of the television show Ammo and Attitude. “I was 62 at the time. I still hold the record for being the oldest contestant,” she laughed. Art and Pat Johnson enjoyed nine years of retirement before Art passed away from cancer in September 2015. Johnson said keeping up with the competitive shooting
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they had enjoyed together helped her to maintain a sense of normalcy after his passing. “3-Gun was one thing I did that he didn’t,” she said. “It’s given me a sense of self-identity. It helped with finding my place after everything that’s happened.” 3-Gun matches pit shooters against an obstacle course of mixed targets that may be anywhere from 10 to 500 yards away. Competitors must move through the course using cover to their advantage as they shoot each of three types of guns: shotgun, pistol and rifle. The shooter who hits the most targets in the least time, wins. 3-Gun is one of the fastest-growing shooting sports in the world. Johnson attributed some of the sport’s popularity to the fact that it is gaining ground among women. Her Ammo and Attitude co-star Tennille Chidester first got Johnson into the sport by inviting her to attend the 2015 Brownells Lady 3-Gun Pro-Am Challenge, the sport’s inaugural all-women's match in Covington, Georgia. Johnson was surprised to see how many new female shooters were in attendance. “For probably half the ladies there, it was their firstever competition. They were just trying to build that 2nd Amendment right,” she laughed. Johnson hopes that, as more Ready, Aim... women learn to shoot, they will pass Previous: Shells fly from that knowledge on to their daughters Pat Johnson's shotgun as she rapid fires at to create a future of women who are a series of targets; comfortable and effective with guns. Below: Johnson takes aim with her rifle. “If you don’t understand
something, you’ll have a fear of it,” she said. “We need to eliminate that fear.” Baird said that de-mystifying guns is the best way to encourage women to learn to shoot safely and responsibly. “A handgun is a tool, just like a hammer or a screwdriver,” he explained to his class. For those who decide to take the plunge into gun ownership, there are many avenues available. The website of the National Rifle Association offers a wide range of classes for those looking to gain skills with pistols, rifles or shotguns, as well as courses for personal protection inside and outside the home. Personal gun instructors or gun clubs can be found in most communities across the country. Johnson said she has encountered several groups for women who want to practice shooting or other outdoor skills with other women. These groups include Outdoor Women Unlimited, Becoming an Outdoor Woman, Babes with Bullets and A Girl and A Gun. For those who want to move beyond self-defense into competitive shooting, ACSC offers bowling pin shooting matches at the Coley Creek range on the third Sunday of each month from spring through fall. If 3-Gun sounds appealing, Johnson recommends the sport not only as good exercise for the body but also as a workout for the mind. “There’s a lot to learn about the ballistics of your ammo: how
far it’s going to go and where Quick Draw Johnson prepares to aim her it’s going to drop. It’s always pistol. In successful 3-Gun a different configuration of shooting, speed is key. targets and a different order of guns you shoot,” she said. One of the easiest ways to get involved in competitive shooting is to attend a match at a local gun range and ask questions. Many competitive shooting groups have sub-groups just for seniors, youth or women. Johnson shoots frequently at ranges in Talladega and East Alabama and said she has found competitive shooters to be equally friendly everywhere. “The shooting family is very welcoming and helpful to newbies. It’s a great thing to do with families or other women,” said Johnson, who added that she carries her husband’s memory with her onto the range, where it can be found in her cheerful attitude. “When we went to competitions, so many men would tell their wives, ‘you better win!’ But he always told me to have a good time,” she recalled. “That’s my motto. As long as I’m learning something, as long as I’m still having fun, I’ll keep competing.” For information on upcoming handgun classes at The Sure Shot or ACSC bowling pin shoots, call Woody Baird at 256329-0080. Lake Martin Living 31
New fishing serv What makes a good guide? STORY & PHOTOS BY KENNETH BOONE
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t had rained – hard – the day before, and the Tallapoosa River was high and reddish-brown muddy. Most of the time, high water in the Tallapoosa is a good thing if you’re floating down in a raft. There are a lot fewer rocks to bounce over that way; however, if you’re floating down in a raft to go fishing, high, muddy water isn’t usually your friend. But the date was set, and Drew Morgan of East Alabama Fly Fishing was waiting for me below the bridge over the river at the Horseshoe Bend landing when I first saw the water. Drew is a fly fishing guide who’s started a floatfishing business on the Tallapoosa between the historic Horseshoe Bend National Military Park and the river’s intersection with Lake Martin at Jaybird Creek Landing. The guide business is a sideline. Drew’s day job is teaching high school history in Opelika. Drew is one of those guys who is easy to talk to: intelligent, deeply steeped in the traditions of fly fishing and full of interesting tidbits of information on a wide variety of subjects. If you run out of things to talk about with him, it’s your own fault. A few points about fly fishing the Tallapoosa. First, there are easier, more effective ways to catch a fish on this river. Most of the time. Fly fishing is a singular form of fishing that involves using lightweight bits of feather, hair and plastic tied onto a hook to create something a fish will bite. The flies have almost no weight, which distinguishes this type of fishing from all others. You The Right Stuff can’t cast a fly on A good fishing guide is patient, a spinning rod or positive and experienced, but a baitcasting rod willing to learn from every trip.
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Fish Tale because there’s not Morgan displays a fresh catch, an enough weight on the end of the line to Alabama bass. pull the line from the reel. Instead, in fly fishing, the line itself has the weight. You actually cast the flyline, and the fly itself – which is attached by a piece of monofilament leader and tippet – follows along behind the flyline. A weight-forward line, where the line is tapered and is larger near the end where the fly is tied on, makes it easier to throw bigger flies that attract the river’s most sought-after gamefish, including the Alabama bass, the largemouth bass and the big striped bass that come up in the shoals in the winter and spring. Fly fishing is best suited to fishing for trout, which
mostly eat insects. Bass, on the other hand, eat minnows, worms, crawfish and insects. The Tallapoosa Redeye Bass, a species found only in the Tallapoosa River drainage, lives in faster moving parts of the river, usually around rocks and pools behind rocks. Tallapoosa Redeyes are the most trout-like of the fish in the river. They occupy a similar niche in the river ecology and are aggressive top-water feeders – a true joy to catch on a flyrod. Wind and current, two things that are common on the Tallapoosa, make fly fishing more challenging. And the fact that most flies are designed to float on top of the water, or be stripped through the mid water, cuts out the bottom-bouncing plastic lures that many people use for catching bass. Sometimes, bait casters or spinning rigs will simply catch more fish. But it’s never as much fun as fishing with a flyrod, and when the fish are looking up for dinner, there’s nothing like the surface-busting, tailwalking strikes of a muscular river bass on a floating fly. Drew knows that, and he’s dedicated to the art of fly-fishing, even with its challenges. His gear – several big fly rods; boxes of hand-tied flies in patterns that imitate shiners and minnows, frogs and grasshoppers, bees and bugs; and a blue-green tough-asnails vinyl three-seater raft that can bounce off the river rocks – is well suited to the Tallapoosa. But it’s his personality – calm, accommodating, positive and ever-hopeful – that benefits every fly caster who’s found himself hung in a tree after an ill-timed cast in fast-moving water as the rower-guide struggles to pull the raft back up the whitewater to the fouled line. Drew and I talked about what makes a good fly fishing guide. I said experience on the river; the ability to learn something (that goes both ways between guide and fisherman) every time you go out; and a positive personality make for the best fishing guides. So even though the river was high and muddy; even though we fished hard from 7:30 a.m. to 2 p.m.; even
though I Get Hooked Fly fishing lures, like these bass flies, are only had distinctively light and delicate, and need two strikes heavy lines to propel them into the water. on my fly (I landed both fish, a sunfish and a chunky Alabama bass), I had a memorable, enjoyable day with Drew back in mid-April. I’ve had the same experience with David Hare of Alex City Guide Service fishing Lake Martin for big striped bass – a completely different type of fishing using deep, heavy gear, live bait and electronics so sensitive you can actually see your line on the screen. But in both cases, the fisherman has a chance to learn techniques and gain skills, to have fun and enjoy the beautiful outdoors in Tallapoosa County ... and to catch a fish every now and then. That’s what I want in a fishing guide. Lake Martin Living 35
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Johnson J. Hooper Teller of Humorous Southern Tales STORY & PHOTO BY MIA OSBORN
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his month, Lake Martin Living magazine begins a series exploring the historical markers that dot our landscape. There are more than 20 historical markers in Tallapoosa County alone, and Will Ponder, president of the Tallapoosee Historical Society, considers it a mission to educate people on these markers and the stories they represent. The first in the series is located at the corner of North Broadnax Street and Cussetta Street in downtown Dadeville, just outside the Tallapoosa County Historical Museum. Johnson J. Hooper, born in 1815, was an author, editor, lawyer and Secretary of the Congress of the Confederate States of America. “As a writer, he created the fictional Captain Simon Suggs of the Tallapoosa Volunteers, a humorous character whose rascally escapades of pioneer days in Alabama became world famous,” the historical marker reads. Hooper moved to Dadeville from his birthplace of North Carolina at age 20. He held several jobs while he 38 Lake Martin Living
lived in Alabama, including newspaper editor, lawyer and census taker. It was this position that inspired his first published story, Taking the Census in Alabama, which was written in 1840. The story quickly circulated through local newspapers, making Hooper a well-known author almost overnight. Several more stories followed. Then in 1845, Hooper published Some Adventures of Captain Simon Suggs, Late of the Tallapoosa Volunteers. This book introduced the world to his best-known character, Captain Simon Suggs, a con artist who was willing to do anything short of actual work to advance his reputation. He moved around the Southern territories, swindling people and getting into hilarious scrapes when his schemes were Character Building
Above: His historical marker sits outside the Tallapoosa County Historical Museum in Dadeville; Right: Hooper wrote of the humorous misadventures of a fictional member of the Tallapoosa Volunteers.
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Armed Services Day Ride to help local Veterans STORY & PHOTO BY MIA OSBORN
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ince 1949, America’s Armed Forces Day has stood as an opportunity for everyday citizens to show their support to those who serve or have served in any branch of the United States military. This year’s Armed Forces Day will be Saturday, May 21. There are many ways to show support for the brave people who have defended our country at the risk of their lives, such as volunteering or donating to local charities. But for adventurous souls who still want to make a difference, a local chapter of the Disabled American Veterans (DAV) has a solution: a motorcycle ride benefitting the Bill Nichols Veterans Home in Alexander City. The Bill Nichols DAV Chapter 13 is organizing the ride, which is going into its second year. “We had about 48 to ride last year,” said Cory Powell of DAV Chapter 13. “We made close to $800.” Bill Nichols DAV Chapter 13 has been active since 1945. As a DAV representative, Powell has worked closely with Clay County Sheriff Ray Latham to organize the ride. DAV Chapter 13 also hosts the annual Bill Nichols Car Show and Cookout, which previously had featured a Boston butt sale. The chapter’s Boston butt vendor fell through two years ago and left them searching for a new way to raise funds. 40 Lake Martin Living
That was when Clay County Sheriff Ray Latham stepped in with the idea of a motorcycle ride. Latham was passionate about helping the veterans of Bill Nichols, many of whom are originally from Clay County. “Ray saved the day when he found out,” said Powell. “He and his wife paid out of pocket to get this going, which is a rare thing these days.” One of the best things about the Ride for Veterans is that participants don’t have to belong to a DAV chapter or any sort of club. Anyone with a motorcycle can ride; however, clubs or other motorcycle groups are welcome to join in supporting recreation for local veterans. All proceeds go to the activity fund for Bill Nichols, which provides for bingo and other entertainment for the resident veterans. The activity fund is not supported by the government and requires outside donors to keep it going.
“The state won’t supply funds for that. It takes outside funds to give these guys a little enjoyment,” said Powell. Powell hopes that the ride’s second year will attract more participants. He said rainy weather put a damper on the turnout for the inaugural ride. “The weather turned a little bad on us last year. This year, we expect it to be bigger,” he said. The ride will last from 10 a.m. until 2 p.m. with registration beforehand. Riders will leave from and return to the New Site Town Hall on Highway 22. Registration fee is $20 per bike and $5 for each additional rider. The event is sponsored by Bike Riders for the
American Soldier, as Roaring Through Town Early morning riders like these well as numerous local will soon embark on a road supporters. trip to raise money for the “We do this through veterans at Bill Nichols Home in Alexander City. the many businesses and individuals supporting us,” said Powell. “We are grateful for the sponsors we have accumulated.” Once the ride is over, all riders are invited to take part in a meal supplied by Sheriff Latham. “Ray furnished the food and everything,” said Powell. “We’re so proud to have him up to bat for us.” Lake Martin Living 41
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419 Pine Point, Eclectic • $1,075,000 Quality Living at It's Best...in this well-maintained and elegant lake home! Located in Trillium, this home features 2.5 stories, 5BD/4.5BA, 2 FRs, play room, 2 Kit., expansive decks, salt water pool, hot tub/spa w/privacy fence and more! All overlooking beautiful Lake Martin..so bring the family and friends and begin entertaining and enjoying life! RE/MAX Around the Lake Call Amanda Scroggins 256-749-6634 www.amandascroggins.com
37 Timber Drive, Alexander City • $114,900 Looking for a Great Family Home...on a dead-end street filled with mature shade trees, lots of privacy and a fenced back yard? Features 3BD/2BA, spacious eat-in kit., wood cabinets and granite countertops, FR w/brick FP, formal DR, utility rm., upgraded BA, huge deck on back, 2-car garage w/plenty of storage. New roof, minutes to Hwy. 280! Call today to see. RE/MAX Around the Lake Call Samantha Spurlin 256-786-0650 www.samanthaspurlin.com
South Ridge Harbor, Brooke Ann • $1,325,000 Under Construction by RLH Construction, this elegant lake home designed by Chuck Frusterio is full of features for lake living. Owner’s retreat and guest suite are on the main level. Two great rooms, generous lake toy storage, expansive covered deck and terrace and 2-car garage completes this plan. Russell Lands On Lake Martin Call Emily or Rhonda 256.215.7011 www.RussellLandsOnLakeMartin.com
South Ridge Harbor, Stone Manor • $1,465,000 Newcastle Construction has begun construction of this beautiful home design by architect David Smelcer. The natural stone and wood is artfully blended to create an eye-catching design offering an open floor plan with 2 owner’s suites on main level and 3 additional guest rooms on terrace level. Wonderful lake living areas with 2 family rooms, lake prep room and more! Russell Lands On Lake Martin Contact Rhonda or Emily 256.215.7011 www.RussellLandsOnLakeMartin.com
Russell Cabins, Longleaf A Jonathan Torode design with Classic Homes builder, this plan is a must see. Owner’s suite on main level with big lake views. Spacious kitchen area with huge dinner island. Expansive living-dining room with wonderful water views, stone fireplace and spacious porches and decks. Versatile design with two upper level options. See this and other plans available. Russell Lands On Lake Martin Call Emily or Rhonda 256. 215.7011 www.RussellLandsOnLakeMartin.com
Willow Glynn, Cove Cottage • $1,197,000 Summer 2016 – SouthLake Homes introduces the Cove Cottage! Designed by Mitch Ginn, find the owner’s suite, guest bedroom, bunkroom, and bonus loft room on main level. Expansive open kitchen-dining-living areas with access to large covered porch. Lake level offers 2 guest suites, large family room, covered patio and bar for plenty of lake fun. Russell Lands On Lake Martin Contact Rhonda or Emily 256.215.7011 www.RussellLandsOnLakeMartin.com
62 Windjammer, Alexander City, • $1,100,000 1366 Morrison Road, Equality • $390,000 130 Curry Point, Dadeville • $500,000 A lake home Trifecta! Beautiful home with top quality 4 bedroom 2.5 bathroom home all on one level with a Rare find in the Real Island area of Lake Martin. Flat craftsmanship on a flat lot in the established and highly garage. HUGE VIEWS from this flat lot with a sandy lakeside yard, new seawall, new pier w/ slip & great sought after community of Windermere. The lot offers a beach and large screened porch. Great location close to views! This deeded 3 bedroom 1.5 bath cabin has plenty forest of mature trees, a beautiful water view, a protected Auburn, Montgomery and Georgia lake lovers. Chucks of potential with a nice lakeside porch and a large lot with swimming area & just a few steps from home to water. 104 ft +/- of shoreline. If you’re looking for an affordable Marina is just right around the corner. The home is striking with white oak floors, granite & lake retreat, check this one out! The owners enjoy the Lake Martin Realty marble countertops, tumbled tile & travertine stone work. cabin; however, it has lots of possibilities for renovation. Michelle Brooks 256.749.1031 Lake Martin Realty Lake Martin Realty www.LakeMartinRealty.com Mimi Rush 334.399.7874 Becky Haynie 334.312.0928 www.LakeMartinRealty.com www.LakeMartinRealty.com
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401 Beaver Cove, Parker Creek • $549,000 Beautiful large private flat lot in a very desirable Parker Creek. Large open great room with a fireplace that opens out to a deck is the perfect place for family and friends to gather- or out under the covered dock, or on the screen porch or in the large yard with trails winding throughout. So many features to enjoy. Nice swimming area with almost 300'WF. Lake Martin Realty Jan Hall 256.329.6313 www.LakeMartinRealty.com
What small businesses need to know about SBA loans
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The amount of money you would need to put ne of the best ways for a small business down to secure an SBA loan is determined on a caseto get funds it needs to keep growing is by-case basis. A business using the money to buy through a Small Business Administration equipment may not have to put much money down. (SBA) loan. If you are buying real estate or an existing company, An SBA loan is a standard business loan made you may need more equity or additional collateral by a lender, like a bank, but it carries the backing of because of the higher risk involved for the lender. the Small Business Administration, which allows the lender to make loans that might not meet What do you need to supply to the lender to apply conventional criteria in some respects. for an SBA loan? SBA loans can be used to provide financing for a To apply, business owners need to provide a variety of projects, including purchasing a business, current personal financial statement and three years’ refinancing an existing business and ground-up worth of both business and personal tax returns. construction. For example, banks have worked Mark Woods Lenders and the SBA will also want to look at any with several convenience store owners to get SBA other businesses affiliated with the business, such as funding to build new stores, buy existing stores, or if you own a chain of grocery stores and also have a wholesale add inventory; provide funding for growth and development, business. First-time commercial borrowers may need help including adding to an existing golf course and restaurant and getting a business plan and financials together. A bank can building a new outdoor bar and grill. Many small businesses often don’t consider SBA loans because suggest nonprofits that might be able to help, like SCORE or a Small Business Development Center in your area. of misperceptions that the process is too complicated and takes too long. While it’s true that the process takes a bit longer than What is the timeframe for approval? a standard loan, an experienced SBA lender can help guide you The process for an SBA loan generally takes a bit longer and through the application process. requires more paperwork than a standard loan. The general If you’re thinking about pursuing an SBA loan for your timeframe for approval is usually 30 to 60 days. business, here are some things to keep in mind: What types of businesses qualify for SBA loans? Most small businesses are eligible to apply for an SBA loan, but you must be an operational, for-profit business to qualify. Borrowers can use SBA loans for any business-related purpose, like hiring new employees, advertising or acquiring a new building or inventory. Companies often use SBA loans to buy owner-occupied real estate, debt consolidation or a combination of several things. SBA loans do have some restrictions; however, they can’t be used for things like buying property only as an investment. Why is an SBA loan a good option for some businesses? Because it carries the backing of the Small Business Administration, an SBA loan can be a good option if you have light collateral, minimal liquidity or a lower credit score. If the loan is approved, the government will guarantee up to 85 percent of a loan below $150,000, or 75 percent of a loan between $150,000 and $5 million.
How do you get started? You’ll need an idea of what specifically you would use the funds for, and how much funding you need. Once you know that, you can meet with a bank. It’s important to work with a bank that does a lot of SBA lending, so you can work with a banker who knows the rules and regulations and how to get the application done quickly and efficiently. ~ Mark Woods is Vice President, SBA Business Development Officer, with USAmeriBank. For more information on SBA loans, email SBAInfo@usameribank.com or call 1-800-949-5666.
What are some of the key factors for qualifying? Approval is largely based on a borrower’s cash flow, and ability to pay back the debt. The bank and the SBA will look at your company’s financial history and your personal financial statement. They’ll want to see your credit score and how your business is doing and will also consider how you’ll use the loan. Lake Martin Living 45
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Center. ussell Medical Center recently She credited the entire staff for achieving gained national recognition for this recognition in patient satisfaction. exceptional delivery of quality-driven, “Everyone in the facility – from the nurse patient-centered care. Healthgrades – the at the bedside, to the lab technician drawing leading online resource for comprehensive blood, to the dietary and housekeeping staffs, information about physicians and hospitals to the volunteer at the front desk – everyone – announced the recipients of their 2016 impacts the patient experience. We have a Healthgrades Outstanding Patient Experience creed of “always” within our organization, and Award. Russell Medical Center was among we always put our customers first in a qualityonly five Alabama hospitals to receive this focused, team-oriented manner. Receiving this prestigious recognition. award is evidence that we live out our mission Recipients were identified through an Susan Foy statement daily: Being the best because we evaluation of 10 patient experience measures, care.” using data collected from a patient National Laboratory Recognition survey by the Hospital Consumer Week was April 25 to 29. Under the Assessment of Healthcare leadership of Laboratory Director Providers and Systems, is a Rebecca Jones, MS, MLS (ASCP), national, standardized, publicly the Russell Medical Center lab reported survey of patients’ annually conducts more than perspectives of hospital care during 233,000 lab tests; 12,000 pathology the inpatient stay. procedures; and 16,000 blood Nationally, 448 recipients typing and transfusions. achieved the 2016 Healthgrades Recently, two of Russell Medical’s Outstanding Patient Experience clinics – Total Healthcare and Award, representing the top 15 Health Partners of Goodwater percent of hospitals in the nation – underwent CLIA inspections for patient experience. and are now certified to perform Healthgrades evaluated 3,858 moderate complexity testing. These hospitals that submitted patient laboratories ensure that physicians surveys to the Centers for Medicare receive results immediately after and Medicaid Services (CMS), seeing patients. These inspections are rigorous, and covering admissions from April 2014 – March 2015. laboratory staff strives to ensure that these RMC clinics Russell Medical Center was named among five top have all the support needed to provide safe, quality facilities in Alabama, including Huntsville Hospital, Thomas Hospital, St. Vincent’s St. Clair and UAB Hospital. testing. Some 70 percent of medical decisions are based on “We applaud all recipients for their accomplishments laboratory testing results, and 94 percent of patient record and organizational commitment to delivering highdata comes from laboratory professionals. quality care, reducing patient safety events and providing We simply could not diagnose and treat patients a safe and positive experience for patients during their without competent and caring lab professionals, and hospital stay,” said Evan Marks, Healthgrade’s chief we are fortunate to have a team of 25 lab members at strategy officer. Russell Medical Center. Thanks for your hard work and “We understand and respect that consumers are commitment to our hospital and community, Rebecca and increasingly using their hospital experience and lab team! satisfaction as measures to evaluate and select where they want to receive their health care,” said Sarah Beth Gettys, ~ Susan Foy is Marketing Director at Russell Medical Center. vice president of clinical services at Russell Medical 46 Lake Martin Living
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Strand Sessions
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new concert series is sure to get Alexander City residents dancing in the streets, or at least the park. Strand Sessions is the name given to a group of free musical events taking place at Strand Park on the first Thursday of each month through August. Hosted by the Lake Martin Young Professionals, the concerts are designed to get people out and about in Alexander City’s Arts and Entertainment District. “Strand Park is the perfect place to do it,” said Young Professionals’ Jacob Meacham. “The City Council approved our special events permit, so people can bring their own beer and wine, and our sponsors are excited about it, too.” The first Strand Session kicked off May 5 with a performance by Opelikabased country rocker Dallas Dorsey. There was a great turnout as guests laughed, danced and sampled food from Firetruck Barbecue, which set up on site. Strand Session sponsors set up booths around the park’s perimeter for concert-goers to browse. Upcoming concert dates will be June 2, July 7 and Aug. 4 52 Lake Martin Living
Now in Session from 6 p.m. to 8 Strand Park saw a great turnout for the p.m. Everyone first Strand Session in May. is welcome to bring their chairs, blankets, coolers and pets and come out to celebrate with friends all summer long in Alexander City's Strand Park.
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residents contact Beth Biggs at 334-2208650.
Meet at Mamie’s Place Children’s Library for summer reading registration, fun run information, door prizes and pizza from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. for this summer’s On Your Mark, Get Set … Read! program. Kick off event is June 6 with finale fun and games on July 30. For infomation, call 256-234-4644, check the Facebook page or stop in at the library.
Friday On the Green
Summer Reading Parent Night
May 17
Art Association of Central Alabama
Meet from 9:30 a.m. until noon at the First Baptist Fellowship Hall. Artistic technique in painting, drawing and other arts taught at each meeting. For information, call Martha McKnight 256825-6503 or Jerri Hallmark 256-825-0595.
May 19
Wine Tasting
John Mark Davis of Pinnacle Imports will present wines from the Pacific Northwest at this month’s Emporium Wine tasting at 128 Calhoun St., Alexander City. No charge for tasting.
May 20
Dixie Sailing Club 3rd Annual Drawdown
This year’s silent auction and drawdown event starts at 6 p.m. at The Ridge Clubhouse and will benefit the club’s 501(c)3 youth program, which teaches kids the life-long skill of sailing. Only 400 tickets will be sold at $50 per person, which covers admission, heavy hors de’oeuvres and one entry in the drawdown. Cash bar for beer, wine and soft drinks. Drawdown winners do not have to be present to win; holders of last five tickets to be drawn may agree to split the winnings. See complete rules at DixieSailingClub.com. To donate door prizes or silent auction items, contact Merry Hardy at 256-794-8075 or Jim Simons at 334-546-0224 in Lake Martin Area. Elmore County and Montgomery
May 20
This week features Britt and Kurt from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. at the Russell Crossroads Town Green. Bring coolers, blankets, chairs, kids and pets for live music, lawn games and time with family and friends.
May 21
Blessing of the Fleet
Stillwaters Yacht Club will hold the annual boat blessing at 10:30 a.m. in front of Harbor Point Marina. Pastor Bill Brown of Dadeville United Methodist Church will officiate. The yacht club suggests a $5 donation to the church. Blessing of the Fleet has taken place around the world for centuries to ask for safe passage on the water and good harvests for fishermen. Stillwaters Yacht Club is honored to continue the tradition on Lake Martin. For information, call A.B. Campbell at 256-825-4387.
May 21
Paddle for a Purpose
The annual Paddle for a Purpose paddleboard race launches from Children’s Harbor at 9 a.m. with 1-mile, 3-mile and 6-mile race options to raise money for the camp that serves terminally ill children and their families. Entry fee for the 1-mile race is $35; entry for the 3-mile and 6-mile races is $45. Call Sharon Johnston at 334-799-0529 for details.
May 21
34th Annual Spring Festival
The Union Volunteer Fire and Rescue Department (UVFR) will host its 34th Annual Spring Festival at its main station located at 5171 Highway 50, Dadeville. The festival is the UVFR’s premiere fund raising event and will feature art and craft booths, flea market items, local musicians, children’s activities, a military police dog demo, pet adoption booth, BBQ
sandwich sale, cake sale, a cash raffle with thousands in prizes given away and more. Kowaliga Country 97.5 will host a live remote broadcast for the first two hours of the event. For more information, call Kurt Pfitzner at 334-233-9852 or email kppfitzner@gmail.com.
May 21
Motorcycle Ride for Veterans
Anyone with a motorcycle is welcome to the second annual Armed Forces Day Ride for Veterans supporting Bill Nichols Veterans Home. Registration is $20 per bike plus $5 for additional riders. The ride starts at 10 a.m. from the New Site Town Hall. Bikers will ride down Highway 22 before returning to the town hall at 2 p.m. for a meal. All proceeds go to the Bill Nichols activities fund. This event is organized by the DAV Bill Nichols Chapter 13 and the Clay County Sheriff and sponsored by Bike Riders for the American Soldier and local supporters. For more information, contact Ray Latham at 256-990-2666 or Cory Powell at 256-329-9502.
May 27-29
Art on the Lake
This annual art show on the grounds at Children’s Harbor is the official start of summer on Lake Martin and benefits the camp for terminally ill children and their families. Artists across the Southeast showcase their fine crafts from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday. For booth information or to volunteer, contact Vicki Tuggle at 34-8572021.
May 27-29 RXR Fest
Enjoy music on the Town Green at Russell Crossroads Memorial Day weekend with special festivities at SpringHouse on May 29. Bring chairs and coolers, family and friends to this weekend celebration of another summer on Lake Martin. The music, lawn games, food and fun are free and start on Friday Lake Martin Living 53
afternoon. Sweet Tea will start the music at 6 p.m. Friday, followed by Brooke Daniel Band at 8:30 p.m. Saturday will feature The Bank Walkers at 6 p.m. and Atlas Road Crew at 8:15 p.m. Tickets are available at SpringHouse for the Sunday night festivities with music from 6:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. with Jonathan Bloom. For details, call Emily Spink at 256-794-1397.
May 27-29
4th Annual Pop Up Shops & Tent Event
June 6-10
Kitty Dark Art Camp
Sponsored by the Dark Family Partners and Radney School, this art camp is a week long workshop for children entering grades 1-6 who would like to try their hands at drama/music, mixed media, mosaics, drawing/painting and creative movement. To learn more, contact Jamie Dark at 256-329-9816 or jamiewdark@yahoo.com.
Lakeside Mercantile will host their annual summer starter at 8246 County Road 34 with unique home décor, jewelry, apparel, gift and food vendors. A preview will be held May 27 from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on May 28 and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. May 29.
Community Garden Club members will be up early cooking pancakes for all to enjoy at the Artist's Cabin from 8 a.m. until 10 a.m. on holiday weekend Saturdays. Come by to feed the family and help out the garden club.
June 4
Wildlife Habitat Tour
Join Lake Martin QDMA and Tallapoosa County Treasure Forest Association for a Wildlife Habitat Tour, including timber management and wildflowers. Tour will start at 8:30 a.m. from Jerry and Genelle Brown’s Farm at 1030 Saxon Rd. Goodwater, Alabama. Whiskers Catfish will provide lunch. This event is free, but everyone is asked to sign up by calling the Tallapoosa County Extension Office at 256-825-1050 or Jerry Brown at 256-839-5154.
June 6
Summer Reading Kick-Off
Mamie’s Place Children’s Library will hold a kickoff party for its On Your Mark, Get Set ... Read! program at 10 a.m. at the Alexander City Sportplex. There will be food, entertainment and information to help kids sign up for the six-week reading program. 54 Lake Martin Living
June 11
Miss Lake Martin Pageant
The 2016 Miss Lake Martin will be crowned at the Dadeville High School Auditorium. There will be 10 contestants accepted in each of nine age groups from infant to age 21. Register 15 at misslakemartinpageant@gmail.com.
June 11
MainStreet Farmer’s Market
Alexander City kicks off its annual MainStreet Farmer’s Market from 7 a.m. until 11 a.m. At Broad Street Plaza downtown. Browse farm-fresh fruits, vegetables, herbs, honey and more.
May 28
Community Garden Club Pancake Breakfast
deductible. Players will pick up cards at six Lake Martin locations and then gather at The Landing at Parker Creek for the After Party. This event is worth the ticket price, and the cause is priceless!
June 8, 15, 22 & 29
Children’s Summer Reading Program
The 2016 Children’s Summer Reading program, Build-A-Better-Reader, is set for these four Wednesdays in June. To participate or volunteer, contact Stephens Elementary School at 256-234-8631 or the Lake Martin Area United Way at 256329-3600.
June 10-11
26th Annual Jazz Fest
The best music festival of the summer kicks off on Friday night at Strand Park in Alexander City with three great bands, and the concert series moves to the Lake Martin Amphitheater on Saturday with three more bands. This annual concert series is free and tons of fun. Mark your calendars now and look for details coming soon.
June 11
17th Annual Sheriff’s Girls Ranch Poker Run
This fast and fun card game in which players vie for the $5,000 grand prize raises funds for the local Sheriff’s Girls Ranch. Register a vessel for $450 by calling 334-887-9999. Your entry fee is tax
June 11
National Marina Day
Russell Marine marinas will offer hot dogs with trimmings at each marina to celebrate customer appreciation on National Marina Day.
June 16
United Way Day of Action
Lake Martin Area United Way will sponsor the 2016 Day of Action at thee local schools on Thursday, June 16. Sign
up to help spruce up educational facilities in our area. For information, call 256-3293600.
Season-Long Events Bowling Pin Shoot
The Alexander City Shooting Club holds competitive bowling pin matches on the third Sunday of each month from April through October. Everyone is welcome to the range at Coley Creek Road to watch for free. Cost to participate is $10 per shooter per gun. Matches begin at 2 p.m. Upcoming dates are May 15, June 12, Aug. 14, Sept. 18 and Oct. 16. For more information, call Woody Baird at 256-329-0080 or visit www. alexandercityshootingclub.com.
Library Storytime in Dadeville
Storytime for children ages 5 and younger is held at the Dadeville Public Library every Tuesday at 10 a.m.
Library Storytime in Alexander City
Mamie’s Place Children’s Library holds themed storytime every Wednesday at 10 a.m.
boats. Proceeds are used to help fund the activities at the Lake Martin campus of Children’s Harbor and the Family Center at Children's Hospital. Call 334-857-2008 for more information.
Memory Makers Quilt Guild
Meets the second and fourth Mondays at the Senior Center on the Charles E. Bailey Jr. Sportplex campus. Participants come and go between 1 and 8 p.m. with a business meeting at 5, followed by showand-tell. Bring sewing projects, machines and questions.
Real Island Supper
The Real Island community hosts a covered dish supper every third Friday of the month at the Real Island Volunteer Fire Department and Community Room, 1495 Real Island Rd., Equality. Everyone is welcome. Admission is $3 per adult; bring a covered dish to share. Some nights are “themed,” so call ahead to find out if costumes or certain types of food are in order. For more information, contact Dianne Perrett at 256-329-8724.
Movie Days at Mamie’s Place
Watch a kid-friendly movie at Mamie’s Place Children’s Library on the first Tuesday of each month. The show starts at 10 a.m.
Sarah Carlisle Towery Art Colony Exhibit
The Sarah Carlisle Towery Art Colony on Lake Martin exhibit is on display at the Alexander City Board of Education, 375 Lee St., all year long.
Children’s Harbor Treasures and Thrift Store
Located on Highway 63 just south of Lake Martin Amphitheater, the Children’s Harbor Thrift Store is open Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. You never know what gems you might find – from clothes and household items to
Amateur Radio Club
The Lake Martin Area Amateur Radio Club meets the second Thursday of every month at the Alexander City Church of Christ with dinner and fellowship following at a local area restaurant. Interested persons may contact Club President Tim Mayfield at 256-329-1172 or Secretary John Philips at 256-212-4063.
Naturalist Presentations and Guided Nature Tours
Naturalist Marianne Hudson fills the Naturalist Cabin at Russell Crossroads with children and adults to see and listen to her lively nature presentations with critters, insects, snakes and fowl and more. There is never a dull moment with this wildlife biologist as she educates on the beauty of nature in the wild and the outdoor classroom. Check the calendar at Calendar.RussellLandsOnLakeMartin. com for the scheduled subject matter, dates and times.
Yoga On The Green
With The Stables as a back-drop, the Town Green is the perfect place to discover your inner being through yoga at 7 a.m. every Saturday from May 28 through Oct. 1. Great for beginners and the experienced; just bring your mat and water bottle.
Friday On The Green
Antique Car Cruise-in
On the first Saturday of each month, car enthusiasts cruise into Arby’s parking lot on Highway 280 in Alexander City from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Join the fun and enjoy an era of classic cars and classic music.
Charity Bingo
Play charity bingo at Jake’s Restaurant at 16 Broad St., Alexander City, at 6 p.m. every Thursday night. Cards are $1 and proceeds benefit local charities.
Wind your busy week down on the Town Green at Russell Crossroads with live music, lawn games and time with the family and friends from May 13 to Sept. 23. Bring your coolers, blankets and chairs, kids and pets and enjoy the music free of charge from 6:30 p.m. until 8:30 p.m. every Friday except June 10 (Jazz Fest) and July 29 (Sun Festival’s Battle of the Bands).
Wine Tastings
Come by Catherine’s Market at Russell Crossroads for wine tastings from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. on Fridays through Sept. 2. Sample a variety of wines for $5, and apply that $5 to the purchase of your favorite flavor from the night’s sampling. Lake Martin Living 55
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Marinas 11. Kowaliga Marina 334-857-2111 255 Kowaliga Marina Rd., Alex City, AL 35010 22. The Ridge Marina 256-397-1300 450 Ridge Marina Rd., Alex City, AL 35010 33. River North Marina 256-397-1500 250 River North Rd., Alex City, AL 35010
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42. Real Island Marina 334-857-2741 270 Real Island Rd., Equality, AL 36026 52. Smith Marina Home of Shipwreck Sam's Yogurt 256-444-8793
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4. Lakeside Mercantile 15 334-850-6357 8246 County Rd 34, Dadeville, AL 36853 4. EastLake Coffee @ Lakesdie Mercantile 16 334-850-6357 8246 County Rd 34, Dadeville, AL 36853 4. Russell Building Supply 17 256-825-4256 350 Fulton Street, Dadeville, AL 36853 18 4. The Stables at Russell Crossroads 256-794-1333 111 Benson Mill Rd., Alex City, AL 35010 19 . Dark Insurance 256-234-5026 www.darkinsuranceagency.com 410 Hillabee Street, Alex City, AL 35010 20. McDaniels Storage Center 256-234-4583 1040 Highway 280, Alex City, AL 35010 21. Kowaliga Whole Health & Pet Care Resort 334-857-1816 8610 Kowaliga Road, Eclectic, AL 36024
Hotels & Lodges 34. Cherokee Bend Bed & Breakfast 22 877-760-7854 5833 Hwy 22 E, Alex City, AL 35010
Churches 34. Red Ridge United Methodist Church 23 256-825-9820 8091 County Rd 34, Dadeville, AL 36853 34. Episcopal Church of the Epiphany 24 334-252-8618 2602 Gilmer Avenue, Tallassee, AL 36078 (12 miles South of Lake Martin)
Dock Builders 3. Lake Martin Dock Company, Inc 25 Marine Construction Contractor License #49146 334-857-2443 180 Birmingham Road, Eclectic, AL 36024
4. Russell Do It Center (Eclectic) 13 334-541-2132 1969 Kowaliga Rd., Eclectic, AL 36024 4. Lake Martin Mini Mall 14 334-857-3900 7995 Kowaliga Rd, Eclectic, AL 36024
Loachapoka 14
Notasulga 85 81
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The Swing Bed Program
805 Friendship Road Tallassee, AL 36078 (334) 283-6541 www.chal.org
AT COMMUNITY HOSPITAL
Community Skilled Care and Rehab Helping Patients Transition from Hospital to Home When Rehabilitative Care is Needed.
Why Choose Community Skilled Care and Rehab?
• Generalized weakness • IV medication therapy • Recovery following an accident • Rehabilitation following surgery, stroke, or heart attack. • Rehabilitation following acute care inpatient hospital stay
• Low patient to nurse ratio • 24-hour physician in-house • Dietary, nutritional, and social services • Team approach to recovery & discharge • Coordinated & planned activities program • Nursing care provided by experienced RNs and LPNs • Physical, occupational, respiratory, and speech therapy
For more information call: (334) 283-3857 or E-mail: swingbed@chal.org
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Alex City Marine Aliant Bank American Inn Anytime Fitness Baymont Inn BB&T Big B Bar-B-Que Campus of CACC Carlisle's Carlos Mexican Grill Catherine’s Market Chamber Of Commerce Cherokee Quick stop Citgo Cloud Nine Collegiate Deli Comfort Inn Dark Insurance Darwin Dobbs Days Inn Discount Food Mart El Rancho Grande Emporium Wine Grace’s Flowers Hampton Inn Holley’s Home Furnishings Hometown Pharmacy Jackson Drugs Jake’s JR’s Sports Bar & Grill Koon’s Korner Koon’s Korner II Lake Martin Building Supply Lakewinds Golf Club Larry’s General Store
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Little Black Dress Longleaf Antiques Mark King's Lake Martin Furniture Mistletoe Bough Bed & Breakfast Queen’s Attic Regions Bank Ridge - Clubhouse Ridge - Marina River North Marina Riverbend Store Russell Home Décor Russell Medical Center Russell Lands Russell Retail Store Satterfield, Inc Senior Nutrition~50+ Center Sho’ Nuff Restaurant Springhouse Restaurant T.C. Russell Airport Tallapoosa Publishers, Inc The Medicine Shoppe The Sure Shot Willow Point Country Club Wind Creek - entrance Wind Creek - store Winn Dixie 280 BP 280 Exxon
DADEVILLE
American Motorsports Aliant Bank Bay Pine Marina City Hall
Chamber of Commerce Chuck's Marina Dadeville Wellness Center Foodland Foshee Boat Dock Homeplate Restaurant Harbor Pointe Marina Lakay’s Flowers & Gifts Lake Martin Flowers & Gifts Lake Martin Community Hospital Lakeshore Discount Pharmacy Lakeside Marina Niffer's At The Lake Oskar's Cafe Payne Furniture Pearson’s Place Poplar Dawgs Public Library Pug's Place PNC Bank Russell Building Supply Shell Station Sigger’s Stillwaters Country Club Store 34
ECLECTIC
Children’s Harbor Cotton’s BBQ Eclectic Do-It Center Johnson’s Furniture Kowaliga Marina Lake Martin Dock Lake Martin Mini Mall Nail’s Convenience Store
Peoples Bank
EQUALITY
Equality Food Mart Real Island Marina Southern Star
KELLYTON
Five Star Plantation
RED HILL Citgo
TALLASSEE
Community Hospital Chamber of Commerce The Tallassee Tribune
WALNUT HILL
Lakeside Mercantile Walnut Hill Grocery
WETUMPKA
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AD INDEX 1st Insurance.................................................................58
Hillview Memorial Park...................................................42
Prime Management....................................................42
A&M Plumbing............................................................... 6
Holley's Home Furnishings.....................................23
RE/MAX Around the Lake.........................................12
Alex City Taxi & Shuttle.............................................59
Jackson Thornton.......................................................14
River Bank & Trust........................................................13
Bob Alexander Landscaping..................................... 5
Jule Collins Smith Museum of Fine Art........................ 2
Russell Lands..........................................................16, 37
Brown Nursing & Rehabilitation.............................. 6
Karen Channell, State Farm Insurance...............................59
Russell Medical Center..............................................64
C&C Wood Products...................................................45
Kelley’s Heating & Air.................................................59
Satterfield, Inc............................................................... 5
Com-Link, Inc.................................................................. 8
Lagasse Construction Inc........................................... 8
Southern Sash................................................................ 5
Darwin Dobbs..............................................................14
Lake Martin Community Hospital........................... 3
Southern Swing...........................................................42
DAVCO Development................................................59
Lake Martin Dock.................................................23, 59
Tallassee Community Hospital...............................60
Designs by Trish............................................................. 6
Lake Martin Mini Mall................................................43
The Coffee Corner......................................................... 8
East Alabama Medical Center.................................61
Lakeside Concierge....................................................59
Trinity Custom Homes...............................................26
Four Seasons Irrigation.............................................59
Mark King's Furniture.................................................36
UAB Heart & Vascular.................................................39
George Hardy, D.M.D................................................... 6
Millstone Nursery.......................................................... 6
Ware Jewelers...............................................................63
Got You Hooked...........................................................17
Music Depot..................................................................59
Wind Creek Casino......................................................27
Harold Cochran, State Farm Insurance......................59
OB-GYN Associates of Montgomery....................26
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Legend of the Pinball Wizard
Through the Looking Glasses
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The Last Word
long arms that had three, maybe four, elbows have made many enemies in my 43 years: each to allow for more velocity on his throws. If Math; cable TV installers; and at least one Michael Jordan and Herschel Walker had a baby Auburn fan who calls into our Sportzblitz and that baby did nothing but practice throwing Live TV show to tell me to “keep out of Jordan volleyballs until it was 21, that guy would still not Hare Stay-d-em!”. be able to beat Brandon Belyue in pinball. But my greatest enemy – the nemesis that has As you have now guessed, Brandon was haunted me since first grade – has been glasses. never on my side of half court. Thus the plastic, Regular old run-of-the-mill spectacles. practically disposable, glasses. I first needed corrective lens when I was 7 Brandon used to throw that ball at my face years old. In those days and at that age, wearing with such force that my glasses were quickly glasses was a social death sentence. The joke transformed into contact lenses. The broken was on my optometrist, though: I was already Luke Robinson frame bits would screech as they scattered to all universally disliked, so my social status remained four corners of the dusty gym floor. unchanged. Almost every day after PE, I would MacGyver My appearance, however, was greatly altered. My body took an unconventional path to growth in my early some method by which to pin my frames back together. Those teeny-tiny screws that joined the glasses to the arms of school years. I got fat first and then grew into the cellulite the frame were no match for a 5th period Belyue Special. gradually. Wearing glasses, especially ones of my incredibly I would have to rip off a piece of a paper towel from the strong prescription, helped girls to more easily identify me boys’ bathroom – you know, those paper towels that were as undateable. apparently made from old paper grocery bags – and twist Frames came in two styles back then: Plastic and ugly this small piece in between my thumb and forefinger until or metal and ugly. Due to the gigantic size of my lenses, it became a poor man’s paper dowel that could fit where the I probably should have gone with the metal frames for missing screw used to be. purely structural reasons. My eyes were so bad that I was So, yes, this lady-killer used to wear glasses that were considered “illegally blind;” however, I chose plastic frames, made up of at least 5 percent paper products. as they were the cheaper of the two options, and I knew full Then came high school, when I got contacts; and postwell that I would need replacement frames often. college, when I had LASIK. I have been sans-specs and I knew this because when I got to Alex City Junior High, loving it for some time now. But the specter of my spectacles all of the P.E. classes played a sport that was to eyeglasses still haunted me. what bulls are to china shops. A sport we called pinball. Unfortunately, just as I was warned, the LASIK Not electronic, quarter-feed pinball. That’s actually fun. work began to erode as I neared my current age. More No, this was human pinball. Six balls were spaced evenly across a gym’s half-court line. The class would then split into unfortunately, I have just recently purchased my first pair of glasses since around 1996. two teams. A whistle blew; the two halves raced to pick up Once again, I am four-eyed. The rush of traumatic the balls; and an even more violent version of dodge ball childhood memories should keep the counselor I am getting ensued. ready to see busy for weeks! “But Luke,” you say, “dodge ball isn’t so bad!” To sum up my feelings in this final paragraph, I turn to No, it’s not. It’s not so bad because in dodge ball you use the band Chicago and their 1988 hit, Look Away: “So if you those larger, red rubber balls that have a lot of give. see me walking by and the tears are in my eye, look away, In ACJH pinball, we used volleyballs inflated near to baby, look away. If we meet on the street someday and you bursting. Some even had bone fragments from past pinball don’t know what to say … just tell me to duck if you see victims lodged into the stitching, which doubled as spikes Brandon Belyue.” (not really, but humor me). The greatest pinball player of all time was Brandon Belyue. ~ Luke Robinson is an Alexander City native who also writes a He was literally a pinball wizard. That boy could hum a volleyball through Chimney Rock. Brandon had these extra- weekly column for The Alexander City Outlook. 62 Lake Martin Living
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