Primaries show feminine side as they clean floor with Mr Muscle Primaries 7 v Trinity 2 4.6.09 Bangholm Astroturf
Staff League “Bad Boys” Primaries FC took out their frustrations on a shell shocked Trinity last night. But it could have all been so different for the Travelling Dangleberries after a less than auspicious opening half. Mind games were firmly on the agenda for PSFC in an early attempt to unsettle the home side. Paul “AGRO” Hunter crashed in the changing room swinging his wood about (whats new?) and Ian “Metal Fist” Forrest was wheeled out onto the park in a wheelchair in a scene reminiscent of the chariot race in Ben Hur. If these tactics were supposed to strike fear into Trinity, they failed miserably as the home side started the match on fire. After only 30 seconds a catalogue of individual errors allowed the home striker to slot from close range after the ball had been given the “hot tattie” treatment by Primaries rearguard. And it could have been even worse for the “evil eleven” as a host of early opportunities were passed up by the Trinity attack. 0-1 After a fashion (namely, Bryan Smith and Jamie Petrie’s horrible footwear), PSFC slowly came to grips with the game and pressed forward. After good work from Gilhooley, “Soggy Towel” victim Sullivan played a lovely reverse ball for Jamie Begg who finished coolly. 1-1 Unfortunately, Primaries were still fancying themselves as “Big Time Charlies” after a goal avalanche in recent weeks which brought no less than 21 strikes in 4 games. This was to prove their undoing once more as another period of what can only be described as “fannying about” allowed the Trinity midfielder to rifle home an angled drive from 20 yards. 1-2 It was hard luck on Forrest who wheeled over as fast as he could but someone had let his tyres down. The setback seemed to instil that now familiar rage that lurks within this demonic Primaries outfit and they drove on with the kind of terrifying menace that only a hardened mob of reprobates like PSFC can muster. A combination of abject terror from the home side and decent link up play from the visitors enabled Gilhooley to slip in Sullivan (on a first date too! Cheeky!) and the cyberBore flashed an effort inside the right hand post for his 9th of the season. 2-2 Half time.