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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Issue 28, Volume 37, July 10, 2009
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by Eric Andrews-Katz SGN Contributing Writer Michael Feinstein July 16 Benaroya Hall
Michael Feinstein started playing piano at age five and his career was set before him. With piano playing that rivals the greatest musicians, Michael has played the music of both Gershwin brothers,
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SGN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW Humpday : It’s not just Wednesday anymore Michael Feinstein to play Benaroya Hall Jule Styne and Burtan Lane among others and performed alongside singers Bette Midler, Rosemary Clooney and Linda Eder, to name a few. Taking music preservation as a personal quest, Michael is currently the archivist for the Great American Songbook Collection. With a new tour of Frank Sinatra’s music, Michael Feinstein took time away from the piano bench to talk to the Seattle Gay News in preparation for his Benaroya Hall concert.
Eric Andrews-Katz: At an early age you took piano lessons and angered your teachers because you preferred to play music “by ear.” How much later was it that you finally learned to read music? Michael Feinstein: Actually, never. Ninety percent of the time I still play by ear. I can read a melody line from a popular song, but I still can’t read scores of music. It’s Mark Duplass (l) and Joshua Leonard in Humpday laborious for me at best. I’m not proud of that, but I never did learn. by Scott Rice them on the curb when you’re finAndrews-Katz: How do you SGN Contributing Writer ished. They are violent, juvenile, define “The Great American Songmyopic, recalcitrant, and lecherHumpday book Collection”? ous. Okay, in the interest of fair Opening July 10 Feinstein: The Great AmeriStraight men! You can’t live see humpDay page 30 see feinstein page 36 with them, and you can’t leave
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Edwards Twins raise the bar
8:30 PM, Limited Engagement When was the last time you saw 20 different celebrities in one night? I saw three times that amount June 5 at the opening night of the Edward Twins’ Celebrities On Stage show at Julia’s On Broadway. Seattle, consider the bar for entertainment raised. The two brothers impersonate celebrities visually and vocally. When Eddie Edwards sings Bette Midler, he arrives onstage looking like, sounding like, walking and talking like The Divine Miss M. It’s uncanny. When Anthony plays Billy Joel, it’s as if he’s channeled the Piano Man courtesy thed.com
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I expected at any moment a Black Eyed Peas medley would be served on a Ritz cracker. The big question for any Gay fan of the hit TV series is, “How was Adam Lambert?” Good, but not exceptionally great because unfortunately he lipsynced a portion of his four-song performance. Lipsyncing isn’t uncommon in the live music circuit – Madonna and Janet Jackson have both done it – but the difference with Lambert is that he doesn’t do it well enough to hide it. Lambert came on stage near the end of the concert, opening with a ballsy rendition of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” and a capable re-do of Muse’s “Starlight.” Tall, spiked hair, and smothered in blueblack eye makeup, the American Idol runner-up looked much different than any of the other nine contestants on this national tour. The crowd, which filled a halfThe Edwards Twins Adam Lambert sliced arena, were more excited by Albert Rodriguez Live concert this week was like to see him than perhaps anyone by Shaun Knittel attending a very long wedding re- else on the bill – three Gay men SGN Staff Writer SGN A&E Writer ception with a house band that pro- in my row cheered relentlessly The Edwards Twins’ gressively gets better with more American Idols Live Celebrities on Stage booze. It didn’t suck by any means, July 7 Julia’s On Broadway but it failed to impress – at times, Tacoma Dome Sunday-Wednesday Going to the American Idols the show was so cookie-cutter that see american idol page 26
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Brüno will both incite homophobia and make bigots squirm Brüno a fearlessly funny film
Surely no cinema can be so influential that it sways public opinion for or against prejudice? After all, it is only a film. Moreover, it is a comedy and was never intended to be taken seriously. Fair point. But although it may not create homophobia, perhaps it can reinforce and inflame it? Go see Brüno. You decide.
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phrenic nature of the film. It is funny, but it’s also disturbing to watch crowds of unsophisticated rednecks throwing chairs at two guys kissing. One meaty blonde bullet-head was actually crying angrily over the mano y mano erotic display apparently disrupting the sanctity of the WWF (Wing-nut Wrestling Federation?) event. What a puss! When Brüno isn’t being pelted with chairs and garbage by a bunch of white trash knuckleheads willing to plop down big money for a pro wrestling sideshow, he’s variously being chased, ejected, verbally abused, threatened, and laughed at, not to mention getting whipped by a platinum blonde dominatrix with a set of fake tits eclipsed only by her bad attitude. Despite all the mayhem and yuks, Cohen retains a knack for getting folks to say all the nasty stuff bubbling up inside their head. His disarming nature proves the undoing of his targets over and over. Whether playing into their bigotry, playing social bait ‘n’ switch, or playing them for rubes, Cohen finds a way to make an ass out of them. And making an ass out of these folks is good, even if witnessing their antics tempers the comedy. We have to know ignorance is out there, and seeing the ignorant say hateful things is a good reminder. The queasiness of the climactic scenes in the pro wrestling cage, with its blend of hilarity and disgust, was mitigated by the sweetly comic ending in which Brüno sings along with Bono, Elton, Snoop, and Sting, while being accompanied on the guitar by Slash. It’s nice to see these musical icons come together to send a musical message to homophobic assholes everywhere, and that message is: What’s your damage?
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between men is definitely not. The movie rolls back the boundaries, with its in-your-face raw portrayals of Gay sexuality. Some might argue that this honesty and debunking of taboos is refreshing and groundbreaking. But do these no-holdsbarred erotic depictions advance or reverse public acceptance of Queer life?
Brüno Opening July 10 The new Sacha Baron Cohen vehicle, Brӥno, is a funny film. It’s drop-your-cocktail funny. It’s pee-your-hybrid-boxer-briefs funny. It’s bronzed-forehead-vein-popping funny. Brӥno is also a disturbingly revealing look at some of the most frighteningly revolting people the human race has ever spawned. Brӥno picks up where Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan left off. Brӥno is a Queer Austrian fashionista who falls out of favor in Europe. He then sets out to find uber fame in Los Angeles. His quest begins in Hollywood, but takes him all over the world and through a nice slice of Middle America, including a couple of hilarious stops in the Southern milieu. Cohen, the man behind Brüno, Borat, and Ali G, is a brave guy. He’s a fearless comic willing to go to just about any length to get a laugh. However, he’s also a wily satirist who goes places and says things that could easily get him killed, or at least a little bloodied. Though he seems to know what he’s doing, I couldn’t help wondering what would happen if something went wrong. Cohen constantly pushes the limit, even if you get the feeling that some of the shtick is staged. From his live-action talking penis to the seduction of Ron Paul (yes, that Ron Paul), Cohen dives into his craft enthusiastically. Yeah, Brӥno is not for the squeamish, but that’s why the pay-off is so sweet. If there is a problem, it’s due to the schizoSacha Baron Cohen (r) as Brüno
by Peter Tatchell SGN Contributing Writer Note: This is an edited extract from a longer review that appears in the July issue of Attitude magazine, alongside an exclusive interview with Brüno/Sacha Baron Cohen. www.attitude.co.uk Sacha Baron Cohen’s movie Borat was a masterpiece of comedy; arguably the most inventive satire for many years. Its unique genre of wicked, sophisticated parody set the bar very high; so high that Cohen’s latest comedic outing, Brüno, is something of a letdown. After all the hype, I feel cheated. While the film scores plenty of laughs by mercilessly exposing dim-witted homophobes, Brüno’s persona also embodies some really lazy, crude Gay stereotypes. A sex-obsessed “cockaholic,” he is a shallow bitchy queen who uses and abuses everyone around him. Not nice. On the plus side, ultra-Gay Brüno will make many bigoted straight people feel uncomfortable, which is a delicious prospect. But quite a few Gay men watching this movie may also squirm with discomfort. Does Brüno reinforce or undermine homophobia? I am not sure. If Cohen’s intention was to mock prejudice, this film doesn’t always pull off the money shot. Compared to Borat, it is more hit and miss. As a spoof on the fashion industry, homophobia and fame-hungry wannabes, the movie had immense potential. But the end product lacks the consistent, spot-on, intelligent, high-class wit that we expect from Baron Cohen. It relies too much for its laughs on sexually-explicit shock and awe, with endless gob-smacking images of penises, dildos, fuck machines, bondage and group sex; plus arse waxing and anal
bleaching. Funny but crude. As most of us know from the film’s prepublicity, Brüno is an outrageously Gay fashion reporter from Vienna who wants to be “the biggest Austrian superstar since Adolf Hitler.” His route to stardom is, thankfully, more mein camp than Mein Kampf. After he gets blacklisted in his homeland for his tasteless fame-hungry antics, Brüno travels to the US in a vainglorious bid to hit the big-time. The film follows his many misadventures, including Brüno attempting to butch-up by joining an army training camp and his hilarious attempt to seduce the pro-family values congressman Ron Paul. Parodying Madonna, Brüno goes to Africa where he exchanges his iPod for a black baby. He christens him OJ, a typical African American name, he says. Dressing him in a t-shirt emblazoned with the word “Gayby,” he parades him on a TV chat show, describing his child as a “dick magnet” and showing photos of himself and OJ in a Gay hottub orgy, to the predictable (and justifiable) outrage of the studio audience. In another scene, Brüno seeks advice on how to overcome his homosexuality from a former Gay man turned Christian cure therapist. There is a brilliant tense moment when he compliments the therapist on his gorgeous blow-job lips, which evokes a quivering uncertain, panicked response from this supposedly “cured” ex-Gay. The cage-fighting scene is also tops. The stadium crowd eggs-on the two protagonists to beat the hell out of each other, but goes berserk with homophobic rage when they start kissing and fondling each other instead. This clip cleverly exposes the moral sickness of machismo, where violence between men is apparently cool, but passion
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DEEP INSIDE By Romeo San Vicente
Stiller and Leigh in the movie with no name Depending on who you’re asking, Ben Stiller’s new film is called Greenberg. Not that it matters much right now, because the other details are so promising. Start with Gay super-producer Scott Rudin, a man with a list of critical and commercial hits longer than your leg. Add co-producer Jennifer Jason Leigh (who will also co-star) and then let writer-director Noah Baumbach take over. His indie successes The Squid and The Whale and Margot at The Wedding have made him the go-to guy for borderlinequeasy comic dysfunction and dialogue with a bite worse than its bark. But will the addition of Stiller affect the film or will the film affect him, especially after a string of broad mainstream comedies that put all of his darker tendencies in a tightly locked box? Here’s hoping for the latter; it would be nice to see him act opposite something other than a monkey and a green screen again.
Rosie Back on (Off) Broadway Love, Loss and What I Wore began life as a best-selling book by Ilene Beckerman but will head to an off-Broadway stage this fall with a rotating all-star cast of female leads, including Rosie O’Donnell, Kristin Chenoweth, The Daily Show’s Samantha Bee, Tyne Daly and Rita Wilson. Adapted by Nora and Delia Ephron, who are calling it “The Vagina Monologues without the vaginas,” the play is a collection of vignettes and stories about clothing as triggers for recollections about universal female experiences. And to sweeten the draw for audiences, the entire show will benefit Dress For Success, a work clothing and job support charity for low-income women; ticket holders are also encouraged to donate used purses and other accessories at performances. You get a nice show, a woman in need gets a cool bag, and Rosie gets to see what these so-called “purses” are all about.
that’s because lately her personal struggles have been all we’ve heard about when we hear about her. So it’s great to have something nice and work-related to talk about, especially since: a) It’s a weird little horror comedy called All About Evil, and b) it co-stars Mink Stole and Cassandra “Elvira, Mistress of The Dark” Peterson, and c) the whole thing is written and directed by a man named Joshua Grannell, better known to Left Coast audiences as legendary San Francisco drag performer Peaches Christ. The plot? A mousy librarian turns serial killer, makes snuff films of her crimes and becomes a sensation on the horror movie circuit. Stop, Peaches C., you’re piling on almost too much awesome for one movie! The sight gags and unsightly gore is in postproduction now, coming soon – aka 2010 – to a cult film-friendly movie theater near you. Jane Lynch breaks into the boys club Sometime when you weren’t looking, Jane Lynch decided to take over American comedy. Happily perfecting the lost art of being reliable support staff, she’s wickedly funny in movie after movie (not to mention TV, where she’s about to steal every Glee scene she’s in this fall) and has seemingly cloned herself in order to appear in just about every guy-based comedy (Role Models, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Talladega Nights) in existence. And now she’s got Hot Fuzz bromancers Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as allies in Paul, the new comedy from Superbad director Greg Mottola. The inseparable Brits play two comic book fans who wind up in the company of an alien named Paul (Seth Rogen). While the boys may get top billing – picture due in 2010 – it’s a lock that Lynch, who consistently knocks it out of the park with her slightly-crazed one-liners, will bring plenty of laughs.
Natasha Lyonne is All About Evil Romeo has missed the very funny, very cool Natasha Lyonne for a while now, and
Romeo San Vicente’s wonders if it’s the same Paul he knows. Because that guy definitely behaved like an alien. He can be reached care of this publication or at DeepInsideHollywood@qsyndicate.com.
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himself, complete with black sunglasses and graying goatee. Barbra Streisand was the first celebrity to make an appearance at the June 5 show. Eddie played the entertainment icon to a T, nailing the high notes and leaving the audience wide-eyed with amazement. He sang “Enough is Enough,” “Don’t Rain on My
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Parade,” and a medley of some of the Diva’s biggest hits. Suddenly his brother arrived, dressed as Andrea Bocelli, for a duet. The next superstar to make an appearance was Sir Elton John. Anthony’s Elton, dressed in red blazer, with spiked wig and Elton-esque sunglasses, had the audience singing along to “Philadelphia Freedom,” “The Bitch is Back,” and “Crocodile Rock.” When Anthony performed “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues,” I saw a couple hold hands and another couple kiss; the mood had been set. It was now time for Cher to make her appearance – and what an appearance it was. Eddie, dressed in a silver floor-length gown, flawlessly delivered the 1970s hit “The Way of Love.” After singing a medley of “Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves” and “Dark Lady,” he returned wearing the costume Cher wore in the famous “If I Could Turn Back Time” video. The audience responded as if it really was Cher. The illusion was so good you almost forget you are watching an impersonation. In true camp fashion, Eddie began to sing “I Got You Babe” when out of nowhere Anthony appeared as – you guessed it – Sonny Bono. After the Sonny and Cher bit, Anthony returned to the stage as himself. Wearing a black tuxedo, he gave the audience a rundown of some of his best vocal impersonations. By far, even without make-up and costume, that was my favorite part of the show. Anthony delivered Rod Stewart, Roy Orbison, Elvis Presley, and Tina Turner. When he sang Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline,” the audience sang along. Kermit the Frog made an appearance, as well as Luciano Pavarotti.
“My twin brother and I have been doing the act for about 20 years, and strive to give people the best entertainment for a reasonable price,” Anthony Edwards told SGN. Reasonable price is right; tickets to the Edwards Twins show are $20. The dinner menu at Julia’s has been changed, so I recommend arriving at 6:30 p.m. and having a meal before the show. I personally recommend the stuffed chicken entrée. If you are interested in VIP seats, and would like to meet with one of the entertainers after the show, Julia’s offers that experience for $30 as well. From the first note to the last, the twins owned the audience. Because the two brothers can impersonate over 100 celebrities, the show’s lineup is always changing. “You never know who will make an appearance,” Anthony told SGN. “You could see us week after week and still see new material.” After the show I couldn’t help but overhear all the chatter from the audience. It was all the same. “That was amazing,” “I can’t believe how many voices they can impersonate.” I even heard people making plans to buy tickets again. “We have been told there has never been a show like ours in Seattle,” Anthony said. “If people have never seen an impersonation show, or had a bad experience in the past, we hope they will give us a chance. If they come see us we’ll change there mind and hopefully wow them.” This is a must see show. They perform at Julia’s Sunday through Wednesday at 8:30 p.m. The impersonations are amazing, the show is fun, and you’ll find yourself walking away with a smile on your face.
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by Rajkhet Dirzhud-Rashid SGN A&E Writer Blood: The Last Vampire Now Playing The new vampire film, Blood: The Last Vampire goes where I, who have been trying to rework a time-honored tradition in my own horror writing, have been wanting to go for some time, and, trust me, this is a good thing. Think of it as an idea that’s been long overdue: samurai vampires, or at least a samurai vamp. The heroine in this, yet another take-off from a graphic novel, is young Saya (lovely Gianna Jun), who is assigned to take out a “nest” of evil vamps by the secret organization she works for. Landing in Tokyo after a wicked-cool killing of an evil vamp on a subway train, young Saya is undercover as a “typical schoolgirl” at a Tokyo army base. Only there’s nothing typical about this schoolgirl, including the fact that she’s dressed in one of those anime school outfits (the long-skirted sailor suit variety, not the “pink pineapple” variety), and has this “I’ll kick your ass if you mess with me” attitude. And before you can say, “I want to suck your blood,” young Saya’s defending the general’s daughter (equally lovely Alison Miller) from two female vamps determined to take out the curious girl, someone they’ve
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Between the Lines by Bobbi Marolt (Bold Strokes, $16.95) The climax comes late, literally, in this emotionally complex story about two wealthy gal pals whose past secrets keep getting in the way of their happily-ever-after future. Blockbuster romance writer Gail Prescott discards lovers like soiled Kleenex, shying away from commitment because she‘s haunted by past tragedy. So she wards off the professional and personal advances of acclaimed British actress Tannen Albright, herself haunted by the role she played in the death of her husband. Both women are weighed down by their emotional baggage, even as Albright moves into Prescott’s swank home for weeks on end. The women snuggle on the couch for late-night movies, dine together, swim together, party together, caress each other – it’s the female equivalent of a bromance! – but can’t quite tumble into bed together. Marolt’s novel of passion denied and consummation delayed builds with agonizing fits and starts to, no surprise, an inevitable lusty conclusion. It’s a journey to sexual fulfillment bristling with smart, intense dialogue between two characters who
decided they can’t let live. Wielding a delicious cloud-tempered katana sword, Saya takes out the two baddies, much to the horror of the general’s daughter, who witnesses the whole thing. Only when she tells her principal, no one believes her, until more horrid things happen, like the death of her dad at the hands of one of the secret organization’s turncoat minions. Thus Saya and Ms. Army Brat set off to pursue the head of the vampire clan, an evil one named Onegin, who Saya wants dead for the death of Saya’s dad and Saya’s trainer, the person who taught her to use that killer sword and all of those wonderful martial arts moves. Epic fight scenes, with Saya kicking butt, nearly getting killed and a scene similar to one in Blade, where Ms. Army Brat has to save our half human/half vamp heroine via a spontaneous blood “transfusion” from a slit hand. A cut above the last vamp film, the teenangst Twilight, this film rocks, and once again gives fans of the genre something to cheer about. This, and the fact that once again, there are two kickass girls, who don’t cower in the corner, waiting for the guys to save them, is worth seeing Blood: The Last Vampire for, if nothing else. Me, I’d see it a hundred more times, just to watch that battle between Saya and the head vamp, Onegin, which ends with a twist I won’t reveal here.
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Just go see it and see if you don’t come away vampires we all love to fear are back on the cheering and overjoyed that once again, the screen.
Washington, D.C. drag club. In “The Eton Club,” he writes with compassion about Featured Excerpt queens of a certain age who gather at the As I expect, Chuck does well. His oldgentleman’s bar where he serves drinks and school, grandfatherly appeal is a hit in more soothes patrons. Sarfaty is a master humor- ways than one, and he’s the recipient not only of generous applause, but also of Mr. are definitely more than women-loving- ist; better yet, he’s a gifted storyteller. Howell’s phone number. Although he’s not women romance novel stereotypes. Gay, I can see that he loves the attention, and I imagine him taking the guy home, getThe Family Man ting chucklefucked, and explaining to his by Elinor Lipman parents why the parrot is suddenly saying (Houghton Mifflin things like, “I’m not Gay; I just like it up the Harcourt, $25) ass.” His parents, both well into their 90s, Here’s proof that a straight writer can get are actually there downing margaritas with a Gay character just right – though it helps the boys. I find the look of parental adorathat Henry Archer, the genteel homo at the tion on their faces charming and creepy at heart of Lipman’s charming social satire, is the same time. something of a character (and caricature) of –from Mental, by Eddie Sarfaty manners. Henry is a well-heeled gentleman attorney, now mostly retired to his exquisite Footnotes Manhattan townhouse. His life is somewhat LETHE PRESS PUBLISHER Steve lonely, if settled – until Henry’s ex-wife, Berman, who uses print-on-demand techDenise, anguished that her dead second husnology for his books, has now launched band’s greedy sons have inherited the estate, a PoD magazine “devoted to the two sorts reenters his life. Soon after, so does Thalia, of writing I love most – speculative fiction his now-grown stepdaughter, who he last and Gay-themed stories. The debut issue saw when she was two years old. The plot of Icarus, Summer 2009, features short ficis decidedly dizzy, as Denise schemes to tion by Jeff Mann, Tom Cardamone, Jamekeep her six-bedroom Park West apartment, son Currier and Joel D. Lane, along with Thalia is hired by a public relations firm to poetry, interviews and book reviews. For be a beard for an up-and-coming actor and subscriptions ($13): www.magcloud.com… Henry rediscovers love with a man who PIONEERING GAY CARTOONIST Howhasn’t told his elderly mother that he’s Gay. Death in Key West ard Cruse is also going the PoD route, with Lipman captures cultural zaniness with imby Jeffrey Round From Headrock to Claude, a compilation of peccable grace, and though her novel is the (264 pages, $20) his comix work from 1976 to 2008. Cruse very definition of light reading, her mastery World-wise 31-year-old Bradford Fair- edited the first four issues of Gay Comix in of snappy dialogue and screwball plotting is fax, a mysterious special agent, hopes to get the late1970s, and is author of Stuck Rubber irresistible. away from it all in Key West with his well- Baby, Wendel All Together, Dancin’ Nekkid endowed, blue-haired 21-year-old beau, with the Angels and Early Barefootz. For inMental: Funny in the Head Zach Tyler. But there’s no rest for the foes formation: www.howardcruse.com… WILby Eddie Sarfaty of the wicked. The rambunctious duo’s New LIAM J. MANN, whose new Gay novel, (Kensington Books, $15) Let’s usher the comparison elephant out of Year’s romp at a clothing-optional Keys Object of Desire, has just been published, the room. Augusten Burroughs, David Se- hotel is sidetracked by the death of opera- and Greg Herren’s, whose newest Chanse daris: goodbye. Sure, Sarfaty’s slice-of-life singing drag queen James Quentin Ashley McCleod Gay mystery, Murder in the Garwhimsy echoes those bestselling humorists, Vanderbilt III, shunned scion of a pedigreed den District, is coming in October, have colbut without the former’s whiny voice and and power-hungry Florida family. Sus- laborated on a straight-themed thriller, All the latter’s hyperbolic tone. Sarfaty’s wick- pects abound: A hunky pool boy hustler; a the Pretty Dead Girls, by “John Manning”… edly witty essays – drawn from his offbeat smooth-talking pseudo-New Zealander; the LOS ANGELES ACTOR, playwright and family, his job in a dysfunctional high-end sleazy owner of a club where poison-laced acting teacher Michael Kearns remembers pickup bar, his wacky standup comedy ca- makeup kills drag queens; the dead man’s Robert Chesley (Jerker) and James Carroll reer and his dating and relationship ups thuggish companion; and a relentlessly men- Pickett (Dream Man), two writers claimed and downs – are infused with distinctive acing father shamed by his son’s Queer life. by AIDS, in The Drama of AIDS: My Lastself-deprecating wisdom. In one of the nine Round, who introduced his sexy sleuths in ing Connections with Two Plays That Surmeaty pieces, the author recounts a poignant The P-Town Murders, packs oodles of plot vived the Plague, coming in October from overseas trip with his aging parents; the hu- into a fast-paced story, which ranges from Heinemann. mor is infused with equal parts frustration a steamy hotel poolside to a croc-infested Richard Labonte has been reading, editand devotion. In another, he details a stint as island. Given Round’s pell-mell mix of a comedy teacher, culminating in a mostly breezy dialogue, erotic interludes – the lads ing, selling, and writing about Queer literatriumphant stand-up comedy graduation by can’t keep their hands off each other – and ture since the mid-‘70s. He can be reached in his oddball class – including a foulmouthed a ghostly, supernatural subplot, this mystery care of this publication or at BookMarks@ qsyndicate.com. granny and a wisecracking adolescent – at a nicely straddles several other genres.
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by Sara Michelle Fetters SGN Contributing Writer I Love You, Beth Cooper Opening July 10 Tragically un-hip Denis Cooverman (Paul Rust) is his school’s valedictorian, and at the urging of best friend Rich Munsch (Jack T. Carpenter), he’s going to give a graduation speech no one will ever forget. He’s going to declare his undying love for Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere), and even if the rest of the student body thinks he’s insane, at least the senior will head off to college with zero regrets. What Denis did not expect was for the blonde bombshell and her two best friends Cammy (Lauren London) and Treece (Lauren Storm) to arrive on his front doorstep looking to party. Things are unsurprisingly awkward, but when Beth’s militaristic older boyfriend Kevin (Shawn Roberts) also arrives, wanting to pound the gawky grad into the pavement, it’s up to the former head cheerleader to whisk him, Rich, and her two girlfriends to safety in her beat-up hatchback. As the wildest night of his life takes off, Denis realizes giving that speech might have been the best decision of his life. All that’s left to do now is to survive until morning and reap the unexpected benefits. Based on the popular novel by screenwriter and one-time writer and supervising producer for The Simpsons, Larry Doyle, the rambunctious teen comedy I Love You, Beth Cooper marks Home Alone and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone director Chris Columbus’ return to the genre for the first time in 14 years. Unfortunately, the man responsible for unhinged cult favorites like Gremlins (he wrote the script) and Adventures in Babysitting, as well as massive family hits like Mrs. Doubtfire, isn’t hitting on all cylinders, and despite a couple of off the wall moments and some inspired bits of lunacy, this isn’t a movie anyone involved with is likely to list all that high on their respective resumes. Pity, because the seeds for a Risky Business or Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (one of whose stars, Alan Ruck, makes an appearance) style winner are all in place. Doyle and Columbus take no prisoners, no corner too dark or crevice too disgusting for them
to venture inside of. At the same time, there is potentially a sweetly enchanting innocence to the protagonist’s journey that could have made me smile, the ultimate destination one young and old alike can easily find parts of themselves within. But none of it ever comes together. The whole movie has a haphazard inelegance that is ungainly and annoying. It is almost as if playing in J.K. Rowling’s sandbox for so long, directing a theatrical version of the Broadway musical Rent and producing both of the Night at the Museum behemoths has dulled Columbus’ comedic senses, the director unable to string scenes together no matter how hard he tries. It does not help that Rust, for all his plucky abandon to throw himself into whatever mischief required of him, makes a poor Denis. The kid’s comedic timing is a mess, which is rather odd considering he stood out so marvelously in Will Ferrell’s Semi-Pro. Here, however, he is miscast, and not for a second did I buy him as either the smartest kid in school or the soulfully sincere nebbish capable of winning Beth’s heart. Once upon a time, actors like Tom Cruise, Matthew Broderick or Anthony Michael Hall would play this type of character, and while their movie-star looks varied, each of them still offered up irresistible bits of magnetic charm which made them unforgettable. Modern versions of this archetype have been embodied by the likes of Jason Biggs and Emile Hirsch, and while their films (American Pie, The Girl Next Door) aren’t exactly memorable what they were able to do inside of them certainly was. Rust isn’t in that group’s company. Heck, he even does the unthinkable and makes the likes of Freddie Prinze, Jr. look like an Oscar-winning superstar. Even when the script gets things right or the few times Columbus manages to ebulliently connect the dots, the actor lets them down, and save for one nearpriceless bit on a dock between him and his costar, I’m finding it tough to come up with nice things to say about him. The film isn’t a total loss. Heroes actress Panettiere is solid, while Sydney White and The Return of Jezebel James star Carpenter continues to show he’s deserving of better material than what he keeps getting offered. I also really liked relative newcomer Storm, the young woman making as indelible an
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Jack T. Carpenter and Hayden Panettiere in I Love You, Beth Cooper
impression here as a meteorological soothsaying Amanda Seyfried managed in Mean Girls. Unfortunately, a few decent insights, a handful of humorous moments and three or four solid performances do not a movie make. For the most part, I Love You, Beth Cooper is a cumbersome disaster. Its star
oozes zero charisma, while Columbus shows little of the touch even lesser efforts like Nine Months or Stepmom somehow managed. While not 2009’s worst film, it certainly isn’t anything to write home about, and anyone willing to profess their affinity for this eyesore should probably have their head examined.
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While I was hoping to be blown away by Adam Lambert, it was Allison Iraheta that really impressed me. Yes, she went a little over the top on Heart’s “Barracuda,” yet she had such wonderful energy and spunk. Whereas Lambert was robotic, Iraheta seemed more loose and confident, even when the pair dueted on Foghat’s “Slow Ride.” In Lambert’s defense, he doesn’t fit the American Idol mold, and maybe he’s come to realize this. Once he wraps up this tour and gets cracking on his own career, I expect we’ll see a big star rise before us, but for right now he’s still trapped in this mainstream, Top 40 puppet-and-string act and unable to flex his true muscle. Idol winner Kris Allen, wearing a very form-fitting pair of jeans, waltzed through “Heartless” and “Ain’t No Sunshine” as fans in the front rows snapped photo after photo of him. He led everyone in an uplifting version of “Hey Jude” before the entire cast dabbled on the jukebox favorite “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey. It may appear I’m being harsh in my review of this American Idols concert – they are amateurs after all, right? – but these are aspiring singers who want to be taken seriously, who in a matter of months are going to ask us to buy their records and make their musical dreams come true. If they’re going to step into reality in the very near future, what needs to be said – and I have no problem saying it – is that they need to convince those outside the Idol bubble that they can go beyond re-recording a pop classic. Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Chris Daughtry and even the Tony-nominated Constatine Maroulis found their footing post-Idol, and these group of youngsters will have to do it as well. This particular show on Tuesday was too High School Musical, and maybe I expected too much, but at $50 a ticket (with fees) it should have given me something more to talk about. It should have made me want to eagerly see what these kids are going to do in the months ahead, and with the exception of Adam Lambert, who perhaps was trying to fit in with an ensemble that he really doesn’t fit into begin with, I’m not jazzed on what any of them do down the road.
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when Lambert’s giant, broad frame showed itself through dark lighting. I, too, had anticipated the presence of this new star in his first Northwest appearance – yet, while he worked the stage from side to side, his 15-minute set time and choice of music resulted in a barely-there performance. A three-number David Bowie medley – “Life on Mars,” “Fame,” “Let’s Dance” – seemed an appropriate fit for the edgy Lambert, though what it lacked was the edge. Instead, each of these condensed songs, especially the last one, was delivered as a runof-the-mill pop tune. If you’re going to do Bowie, do Bowie justice. But Lambert is not primarily to blame for his less-than-stellar showing on Tuesday night; it was the tour organizers for handing him and the other performers a list of Top 40 radio fare without any real creativity. Take, for instance, Lil Rounds’ version of “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” – there was no deviation from the original cut, it sounded just like Beyonce’s, just not as good. Ditto for the Memphis native’s take on Mary J. Blige’s “Be Without You” – it was nice, but it was safe and took no detours from the original recording. The silliest of the 10 finalists was Anoop Desai, who sucked all the genuine sweetness out of Willie Nelson’s “You Are Always on My Mind” and turned it into a cheesy ballad, and then took a pathetic stab at Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative.” Another laughable moment was when Danny Gokey tried re-working Michael Jackson’s “PTY (Pretty Young Thing)” – even the guy next to me flipped his thumbs down – and worse was his bland delivery of “Maria, Maria” by Santana and Wyclef Jean. Elsewhere, Scott MacIntyre’s rendition of Keane’s “Bend and Break” was all right, though his vocals lacked the soul of Tom Chaplin’s, but by also choosing to do Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles,” he did an overall reasonable job in matching his piano skills to the right music.
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Tim Moore as Rod Serling in Twilight Zone Live!
Seriously funny Twilight Zone by Miryam Gordon SGN A&E Writer
ends. Phillip L. Mitchell plays a shadowy figure trying to stop their escape. Modular set pieces – a nondescript door frame, corrugated metal walls, a window frame – create the vestiges of locations needed. The crucial technical needs are sound and lights. Robertson Witmer inserts delicate moments of Twilight Zone music, reminiscent of the 1960s, at key moments, leading to a desire to laugh out loud at the soap opera-inspired indications of mystery or danger. Dave Hastings creates pools of light and dark, and includes a star-lit sky motif. They are all you need to take you to another dimension – a dimension known as the Twilight Zone! All the actors, whether in big parts or small, give good performances. There are even commercials. But they’re not any commercials you would see on television in 1965. Except for the commercials, the tone of the evening is almost reverential. Twilight Zone episodes were moral-laden tales we were supposed to learn from. It is for you to decide if these episodes have any meaning for today’s audience. In the meantime, share the delight of time travel to a time that never really was. For more information, go to www.scheater.org or call 206-324-5801.
Twilight Zone Live! Theater Schmeater Through August 9 The ‘60s come to life, for real, at Theater Schmeater this summer! This is a fingerlickin’ good treat. Three actual episodes of the long-running science fiction television series, Twilight Zone, are given a seriously funny treatment on stage. Tim Moore, director and dead ringer for Rod Serling, at least vocally, helps his cast walk the fine line between parody and homage. The episodes are “Nothing in the Dark,” which features Melanie Calderwood as a woman who hasn’t left her house in years and hears someone get shot outside her door (a police officer played by Larry Leggett). A contractor who is supposed to evict her, played by Phillip L. Mitchell, also shows up. “The Lonely” features Chris Macdonald as a prisoner who is stranded on a faraway desolate planet, with only two delivery astronauts, James Weidman and Rob Jones, to visit him every three months. Heather Gautschi plays a robot. “Third from the Sun” features James Weidman, Katherine Woolverton and Heather Gautschi as a family who, along with Rob Jones and Ann Comments on reviews go to sgncritic@ Riden, need to escape before their world gmail.com.
by Milton W. Hamlin SGN A&E Writer Utopia, Limited Bagley Wright Theatre Through July 25 The award-winning Seattle Gilbert & Sullivan Society opens a rare production of Gilbert & Sullivan’s 1893 Utopia, Limited. The show opens tonight at the Bagley Wright Theatre, the home of the Seattle Rep, at the Seattle Center. It continues weekend performances through July 25. Utopia, Limited is one of the rarest works in the Gilbert & Sullivan canon. True G&S fanatics wait decades for productions of these rarities and travel great distances to complete their own canon, or cycle, of the works. The Seattle G&S Society has not staged Utopia since 1991, and it might well be nearly another 20 years before it returns. Like the Shakespeare fans who haunt the Oregon Shakespeare Festival and other theaters for rare productions to complete their Shakespeare canon, the Society hopes that G&S fans will turn out in record numbers. Celebrating its 55th season, the Society is committed to staging all of the G&S works – the most popular and the rarities. It is a brave undertaking in these days of financial uncertainty in all of the arts worldwide to bring Utopia center stage. All of the G&S operettas were originally very timely, very topical satires. (The most famous satirical lyric in all of G&S is probably, “Stick close to your desk/And never go to sea/And you may be the ruler/Of the Queen’s Navy,” from H.M.S. Pinafore.) The plot of Utopia focuses on the British banking system of the last decade of Queen Victoria’s lengthy rule. As is typical in G&S modern stagings, topical references are updated. The Society is also moving the setting to 1929, on the eve of the stock market crash and the worldwide financial downturn and depression. Flappers, Wall Street and Gilbert and Sullivan – my, oh my, that should be a musical and visual delight. Dave Ross, one of the Society’s most popular performers, returns as the King Of Utopia. The cast of 45 actors/singers features 18 principal characters alone. The orchestra has 29 players. In short, this is a ma-
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jor production. The Society has won several awards in England for Gilbert & Sullivan stagings, and this one has winner written all over it. The plot is the typical topsy-turvy tumble of all G&S works. It’s probably best to just relax and let the return to yesteryear wash over you as take your seat for any Gilbert & Sullivan work. The production runs weekends through July 25, Thursday through Saturday nights the next two weeks. As usual, the Society offers discounted family nights with package prices for the whole family. These three Utopia, Limited family nights are tonight, July 16, and July pattersong.org, a lovely e-mail address for 23. Senior and student discounts are avail- and under.” Ticket information and reservations are Gilbert & Sullivan fans. Watch next week’s able for all performances. The student discount is especially generous – “college age available at (206) 341-9612 or at www. SGN for a full review of Utopia.
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FRIDAY
Cafe Metropolitain - Funked Up Fridays. Bartender’s Choice Specials all day. C.C. Attle’s - Happy Hour, noon - 8:30 pm. $2.25 Bud/ Bud Light drafts, $4.25 wells. Kitchen open 4 pm - midnight. No cover. Century Ballroom - Gay Night 3rd & 4th Friday every month. 7:30 pm lesson $5.00 with cover; 8:30 pm dance $7.00. 21+ with ID. Changes - Prime Rib dinner, $11.75; other dinner special, $8.25. Club Silverstone - in Tacoma. Happy Hour till 7 pm. DJ Dance 9 pm - 1:30 am. Hosted by Eric. Bear Night, 2nd Friday every month. Crescent Lounge - Confessional Fridays with Cardinal Synn. 9 pm - 2 am. The Cuff Complex - Country Dance, 7:30 - 10:30 pm. High Energy Dance, 10:30 pm - 3 am. Cover $5.00 @ 9 pm www.cuffcomplex.com. Julia’s - Eatatjulias.com. $3.00 daily drink specials. Happy Hour, 3 - 7 pm daily; Late Night Happy Hour Sun. - Thurs. 9 - 11 pm: $1.50 Miller drafts, $2.50 micro brews, $3.00 well cocktails. Breakfast/brunch served Sat. & Sun. till 4:30 pm. Free Wi-Fi. Madison Pub - No cover … ever!!! Start your weekend off right. Happy Hour 6 - 8 pm.Weekly beer & cocktail specials. Martins Off Madison - Joseph Rojo, 9 pm - 1 am. Classically inspired original works as well as poa, standards and soundtracks. No cover. Neighbours Nightclub - House music with DJ Eric. 9 pm - 4 am 21+ * Cover charges as follows: 9 pm - 12 am, $5.00; 12 am - 2 am, $8.00; 2 am - 4 am, $10.00* **From 2 am - 4 am, 18+ with valid ID on main floor** www.neighboursnightclub.com. Neighbours Underground - Efren's Divas Latin Night. 10 pm - 2 am. 21+ with valid ID. $5.00 cover. 206328-5198. Poco Wine Room - An intimate, cozy Capitol Hill wine bar featuring many NW wines by the glass. www.pocowineroom.com. PURR Cocktail Lounge - 3 pm - 2 am. Happy Hour until 7 pm; DJ Freddy King of Pants 9 pm - midnight. R Place - Happy Hour with Jeff 4-7 $5.75 wells $2.50 drafts. Daily drink and bottle specials. Lashes Cabaret at 9 pm with Chablis & company. DJ E spins on the 3rd floor at 10pm VJ Flow spins the top Videos on the 2nd floor. Seattle Eagle - LEATHER NIGHT (watch for events) DJs SMILLER & BunD 8 pm - 2 am. Swank - in Kent - Happy Hour, 4 - 7 pm. $2.50 wells, $2 drafts. Dancing with DJ Ricki Leigh. Twisted - Girl4GIRL Halloween Event. God-Dess and She live event @ 9 pm. $15 at door. Sell-out crowd expected. www.twistedineverett.com Vibe - in Kent - $4 Jäger Bombs. South Side Boogie-Dancing, 9 pm - 2 am, with DJ Dirty Dan. Karaoke in the Main Room, 9 pm - 2 am. No cover. Wildrose - www.thewildrosebar.com.
SATURDAY
Cafe Metropolitain - Cheap Shot Saturdays. $4 cheap shots & DJ Skiddle Mixing. C.C. Attle’s - Brunch, 11 am - 4 pm. Happy Hour, 11 am - 8:30 pm. $2.25 Bud/Bud Light drafts, $4.25 wells. Kitchen open 11 am - midnight. No cover. Bear Night, 1st Saturday every month @ 6 pm. Changes - Happy Hour till 7 pm. Free Darts all day and night. Club Silverstone - in Tacoma. Happy Hour till 7 pm. DJ Dance, 9 pm - 1:30 am. Hosted by Eric. Crescent Lounge - Wolf Pup Ro Saturday Matinee Karaoke, 3:30 - 8:30 pm. Saturday Night Karaoke with Frankie, 9 pm - 2 am. The Cuff Complex - High Energy Dance, 10 pm - 3 am, with DJs Stacey Cooks, MattStands, Harmonix, Funkybear. Cover $5 @ 6 pm www.cuffcomplex.com. Julia’s - Eatatjulias.com. $3 daily drink specials. Happy Hour, 3 - 7 pm daily; Late Night Happy Hour, Sun.-Thurs. 9 - 11 pm: $1.50 Miller drafts, $2.50 micro brews, $3 well cocktails. Breakfast/brunch served Sat. & Sun. till 4:30 pm. Free Wi-Fi. Madison Pub - No cover … ever!!! But get in early to beat the line. Capacity enforced for your comfort & safety. Happy Hour, 6 - 8 pm.Weekly beer & cocktail specials. Martins Off Madison - Rotating cabaret, 9 pm - midnight. No cover. Neighbours - Progressive House with DJ Randy Schlager from C89. 21+ with Valid ID. 9 pm - 4 am. *Cover charges as follows - 9 pm - 12 am, $5.00; 12 am - 2 am. $8.00; 2 am - 4 am, $10.00. 206-324-5358; www.neighboursnightclub.com. Neighbours Underground - “THE ORIGINAL VOGUE NIGHT” 9 pm - 2 am, $7 cover Poco Wine Room - An intimate, cozy Capitol Hill wine bar featuring many NW wines by the glass. www.pocowineroom.com. PURR Cocktail Lounge - 3 pm - 2 am. Happy Hour until 7pm. DJ Freddy King of Pants, 9 pm - midnight. R Place - HAPPY HOUR with Erik 2-7 $5.75 wells $2.50 domestic drafts. $6.50 Gourmet Bloody Mary’s Lashes cabaret with Chablis and Company at 9pm DJ Flow spins on the 3rd floor at 10 pm VJ E spins the top Videos on the 2nd floor. Seattle Eagle - Underwear Party Night (watch for event listing) DJs HOTPLAY, KING OF PANTS, UPABOVE, KC+guests. Swank - in Kent - Happy Hour, 4 - 7 pm. $2.50 wells, $2 drafts. Dancing with DJ Ricki Leigh. Twisted - Halloween Costume contest @ 11:30 with Madison Lane. Cash Prizes. DJ FLIP spinning. www.twistedineverett.com Vibe - in Kent - Absolut Saturdays! $5 Absolut Drinks. South Side Boogie Dancing, 9 pm - 2 am with DJ Dirty Dan. No cover. Wildrose - First Saturday each month, DJs & dancing. $5 cover. www.thewildrosebar.com.
Sunday
Cafe Metropolitain - Hail Mary Sundays: $1 PBR, $5 Bloody Mary Special. C.C. Attle’s - Brunch 11am - 4pm. Happy Hour open ‘till close. $2.25 Bud/Bud Light Drafts and $4.25 Wells. Kitchen Open 11am - 10pm. No Cover. Changes - Brunch 11 am - 3 pm. $7.25 All You Can Eat Buffet. Club Silverstone - in Tacoma. Happy Hour till 7 pm. 9-Ball Pool Tourney at 6 pm - 16 players only. Hosted by RW & Co. Crescent Lounge - Julia D'Poon Sunday's 3:30 pm 8:30 pm. Danica D'Lish Sundays 9 pm - 2 am The Cuff Complex - Re Quest T-Dance DJ John England 6 pm-12 am, Beer Bust $1 domestic drafts & $4 well drinks, Cover $5 @ 6 pm. www.cuffcomplex.com. Bottleneck Lounge - Check out ELIXER, a new “late night” Happy Hour every Sunday night from 9 - midnight. Featuring six, old-school, classic cocktails for just $6 a
piece. This is a great way to sample outstanding cocktails at a smokin’ price. Julia’s - Eatatjulias.com. $3 daily drink specials. Happy Hour 3-7 pm daily; Late Night Happy Hour Sun.-Thurs. 9-11 pm: $1.50 Miller Drafts, $2.50 micro brews, $3 well cocktails. Breakfast/brunch served Sat. & Sun. till 4:30 pm. Free Wi-Fi. Madison Pub - NW Sports first on TV. Sound with early afternoon Mariners games. Pitcher special all day with free U-shell peanuts and pool. Martins Off Madison - Tim Kennedy, 8-11 pm. Open mike with the hip stylings by this jazz virtuoso. Jazz, standards, and more. No cover. Neighbours - 9 pm - 2 am Entre Hermanos Noche Latina $5.00 cover 21+ with Valid ID.With DJ Luis. Poco Wine Room - An intimate, cozy Capitol Hill wine bar featuring many NW wines by the glass. www.pocowineroom.com. PURR Cocktail Lounge - 2 pm-midnight. Happy Hour until 7 pm. R Place - Happy Hour with Erik 2-7 $5.75 Wells $2.50 domestic drafts. $6.50 Gourmet Bloody Mary’s newest night on the Hill! SIN SUNDAYS HOUSE MUSIC ON THE 3rd Floor. 2 NEW rotating DJ’s every week watch the SGN for the ads. Rosebud - Industry Night, 6 pm - Closing. Bring something indicating that you work in the hospitality industry (pay stub, food handler or alcohol server permit, business card, etc.) to recieve Happy Hour drink and food prices all night! Seattle Eagle - Beer Bust $1 Drafts from 2-10pm Dj UP-ABOVE from 10-2 Twisted - Open @ noon for Brunch. Football obn the big screen. Happy Hour all day! www.twistedineverett.com Vibe - in Kent - Happy Hour All Day! FREE POOL! Wildrose - Free pool all day. www.thewildrosebar.com.
MONDAY
Cafe Metropolitain - Martini Mondays: $4 Martinis all day. C.C. Attle’s - Happy Hour Noon – 8:30 pm. $2.25 Bud/ Bud Light Drafts, $4.25 Wells. Kitchen Open 4 pm – 10pm. Changes - Happy Hour all day and night. Club Silverstone - in Tacoma. Happy Hour till 7 pm. See us at www.clubsilverstone.com. Crescent Lounge - Sexual Chocolate (KJ) Mondays 9 pm - 2 am. The Cuff Complex - “Free Games” ALL DAY! Tabletop games, pool, darts, pinball. Happy Hour 2 pm - 8 pm half price appetizers. www.cuffcomplex.com. Julia’s - Eatatjulias.com. Daily drink specials at $3, Happy Hour 3-7 pm daily, Late Night Happy Hour Sun.-Thurs. 9-11 pm: $1.50 Miller Drafts, $2.50 micro brews, $3 well cocktails. Breakfast/brunch served Sat. & Sun. till 4:30 pm. Free Wi-Fi. Madison Pub - Happy Hour 6-8 pm. Pint night with Happy Hour prices 8 pm-close. Trivia contest at 6 pm for cash & prizes. 9-Ball Pool Tourney at 7 pm. Martins Off Madison - Ruby Bishop, 8-11 pm. Classic ragtime, standards and oldies with Seattle’s classic queen of the piano. No cover. Neighbours - “MAD MESS MONDAYS” With Neighbours hottest new DJ: DJ AARON. No cover. Poco Wine Room - An intimate, cozy Capitol Hill wine bar featuring many NW wines by the glass. www.pocowineroom.com. PURR Cocktail Lounge - Happy Hour 4-7pm. Hamburger & Draft Beer $6.00 from 4pm -10.00 Black Nail Productions Karaoke 9pm to 1am. R Place - Happy Hour with Jeff 4-7 $5.75 wells $2.50 domestic drafts. Daily drink and bottle special. FREE POOL ALL DAY ALL NIGHT. Rosebud - Industry Night, 6 pm - Closing. Bring something indicating that you work in the hospitality industry (pay stub, food handler or alcohol server permit, business card, etc.) to recieve Happy Hour drink and food prices all night! Seattle Eagle - Radio Dept. $4 wells all night Dj HOTPLAY from 10 pm - 2 am. Swank - in Kent - Happy Hour 4-7 pm. $2.50 wells, $2 drafts. Twisted - Monday Madness, $3 Well, $2.50 Bud/Bud Light Pounders, Football on the big screen. Free WiFi. www. twistedineverett.com Vibe - in Kent - $1 Domestic Drafts, $2.50 all bottled beers, $3 Touch Down Shots. FREE POOL! Wildrose - Pool Tournament 7 pm w/Prizes!
TUESDAY
Cafe Metropolitain - Tequila Tuesdays: $4 Tequila Shots $4.50 Margaritas All Day. C.C. Attle’s - Happy Hour Noon - 8:30 pm. $2.25 Bud/ Bud Light Drafts, $4.25 Wells. Kitchen Open 4 pm - 10pm. Changes - $1.25 Domestic bottles. Hamburger $2.50, Cheeseburger $3.50, Bacon cheeseburger $4.50. Club Silverstone - In Tacoma. Happy Hour till 7 pm. Free pool all day - 2 tables. Crescent Lounge - Johnny Cockring Tuesdays 9 pm - 2 am. The Cuff Complex - Bear-aoke 8 pm-12 am with host Jonathan Jones. Peanut night with "Free Games" alll day. Happy Hour 2 pm - 8 pm half price appetizers. www.cuffcomplex.com. Julia’s - Eatatjulias.com. Daily drink specials at $3, Happy Hour 3-7 pm daily; Late Night Happy Hour Sun.-Thurs. 9-11 pm: $1.50 Miller Drafts, $2.50 micro brews, $3 well cocktails. Breakfast/brunch served Sat. & Sun. til 4:30pm. Free Wi-Fi. Madison Pub - Happy Hour 6-8 pm. 8-Ball Pool Tournament starts at 6:30 pm. Martins Off Madison - Karin Kajita, 8-11 pm. Open mike with the hip stylings by this jazz virtuoso. Jazz, standards, and more. No cover. Neighbours Underground - “DRAG IDOL” with your host Ryan Hazey 9 pm - 2 am. $6 cover. PURR Cocktail Lounge - 3 pm-2 am. Happy Hour until 7 pm. Black Nail Production Karaoke 9 pm-1 am. R Place - HAPPY HOUR 4-7 with Jeff. $5.75 wells $2.50 domestic drafts. Daily drink and bottle special. KARAOKE with Ben 9-2 am.
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Rosebud - Speakeasy Night, 8:30 pm - Closing. Listen to prohibition era music by DJ Dubonet and enjoy a libation from William's famous cocktail menu. Dapper dress from the era is encouraged. Seattle Eagle - IN HEAT $5 Long Island Iced teas Dj KINGOFPANTS from 10-2 Swank - in Kent - Happy Hour 4-7 pm. $2.50 wells, $2 drafts. Temple Billiards - (206) 682-3242. Karaoke 9 pm to 1am. A Black Nail Production. Twisted - Happy Hour 5-7 pm. Karaoke with Keith @ 9 pm. www.twistedineverett.com Vibe - in Kent - $10 Dizzy Pass - $1 you call it, 6pm to close. Karaoke 9pm-2am with José. Wildrose - Taco Tuesday. No cover.
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Hal Sparks on playing Gay and loving the ‘80s
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Seattle is high on my list of places to perform. Knittel: You were in the Fall Out Boy music video for their cover of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It.” How did that come about? Sparks: I kind of know those guys in passing. They actually went to the same high school I went to in Chicago. In the video, I play the leader of a fight club that uses Michael Jackson moves to fight. So I had to whip out my best MJ! You only see a little of it in the video, but I did a lot more. I did the moonwalk, a little poppin’ and lockin’ – I ain’t scared! [Laughs.] Knittel: Over the years, you’ve been involved with a lot of LGBT advocacy work. Last month was national LGBT month. What were some of the things you were involved with? Sparks: I largely spent it doing radio advocacy, which was great. I was able to totally open up, double-gun, on LGBT subjects. I am pro Gay marriage, and I include some of that in my comedy routine. People ask me if I ever modify my material when I go to places in the country that aren’t Gay-friendly. I tell them, if anything, I double down on the material. So much has changed with the LGBT movement – it’s a good, palpable change. You can see it. In the pantheon of the civil rights movement, the Gay movement is a young one. But within a relatively short amount of time, it’s impressive to see just how far the community has come. But, obviously, there are still a lot of minds that need to be changed, and there is still a long way to go, which is why I continue to support the LGBT community. It’s really reassuring when you go from town to town and city to city and see the population of “Planet Asshole” dwindling. People are changing. Knittel: Your character on Queer As Folk, Michael Novotny, went through a lot of changes. What was that experience like? Sparks: My character had to go through a growth process. At first, people didn’t like Michael. In the beginning, he was a complete follower, running around after his best friend. In the end, not only was he married to his HIV-positive partner, he basically beHal Sparks comes almost the town spokesman for the by Shaun Knittel Knittel: A lot of people know you from cause – that is a big shift. I felt lucky to be SGN Staff Writer your TV and movie work, but you’ve been a part of that show. It isn’t often a comedian gets asked to play a character that is dramatdoing comedy for a while. Hal Sparks Sparks: I’ve been a stand-up comedian July 16-18 for 24 years. I think it’s the purest solo art Parlor Live Comedy Club, form there is, because there are no limitacontinued from cover Bellevue tions except laughter. As long as I make Actor, comedian and musician Hal Sparks people laugh, I can say anything. With my will appear at the Parlor Live Comedy jokes, I tend to go to the root of things as opClub in Bellevue July 16-18. For five sea- posed to what’s just at the surface. Although play and unwavering political correctness, I sons, Hal co-starred as Michael Novotny I’ll talk about some things that are in the should have said they are often violent, juon Showtime’s Queer As Folk. He is one of press, overall, I try to get the bit to where if venile, myopic, recalcitrant, and lecherous. the stars of the VH1 hit pop culture series I you heard it 10 years from now it’d still be If this is true, how can they also be so damn Love The ‘70s-‘90s. Hal is the lead vocalist funny. charming? and front man for the rock band Zero 1 and Knittel: I heard you’ve been doing a lot Watching my straight friends play sophocurrently lends his voice to talk radio shows of radio work lately. How did that come moric games of macho one-upmanship is and cartoon characters. Hal has been a fierce about? like ripping time and traveling back to the advocate for LGBT equality over the years. Sparks: I filled in for Stephanie Miller for junior high locker room. They may be taller I spoke with Hal on July 7 about his comedy a few weeks and been doing a lot of progres- and hairier, but they can revert to a 13-yearclub gig, the Gay movement, and why Se- sive talk radio stuff. On air, I am somewhere old mentality in less time than it takes to get attle is a great city for music. in between funny, talking policy, and lik- to 60 mph in a brand spanking new Ferrari ing the sound of my own voice. [Laughs.] 612 Scaglietti. If this is true, how can they Knittel: Thank you for taking the time to I’ll tell you this much: I got to see Rachael also be so damn charming? speak with SGN. Have you been to Seattle Maddow work, and that woman is the most I could go on. before? dedicated researcher ever. If she went after So, what would it take to capture this Sparks: I have, but never for work. I’ve cancer the way she goes after researching charming dichotomy that is the adult hetonly gone to visit with friends and see shows politics, you could smoke and eat Twinkies erosexual male in all his sweet vapidity and myself. Seattle’s a great town for music, so because she would have cured cancer long silly macho posturing in a theatrical film? I’ve been like three or four times over the ago. But really, talk radio is fun and I be- That’s simple: a woman director. course of a few years. come engrossed in it, which is what stops Director Lynn Shelton (My Effortless BrilKnittel: What can we expect from your me from doing it more, because five years liance) works a little feminine magic and show at the Parlor Live Comedy Club? later I wouldn’t be able to recognize myself. conjures one of the funniest, most honest, Sparks: Well, I’m sort of a thinking man’s Knittel: Speaking of radio, how are things and finely balanced cinematic takes on the comic, so I take a topic and just go with it. I going with your band, Zero 1? American heterosexual man ever made with don’t expect to get the Sarah Palin crowd, Sparks: Great! We are working on our her new feature, Humpday. Shelton proves which makes Seattle an appropriate city to second album now. We added another guitar without a doubt that winning the “Someone perform in. player and a new drummer. When we tour, to Watch Award” at the 2009 Independent Spirit Awards was spot-on. Ben (Mark Duplass) and Andrew (Joshua Leonard) are college buddies separated by 10 years and vastly disparate lives. Boring Ben has a job, a home, and a wife. Artsy Andrew has a history of romantic trekking through an idealist’s hotlist of economically challenged regions around the globe. When Andrew drops in to meet Ben’s wife, Anna (Alycia Delmore), and catch up with his old friend, the aforementioned rip in time occurs and the boys slip into an adolescent pissing contest during a racy party while Anna is home alone in suburbia eating pork
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ic and soulful and meaningful. I’ve traveled all over the world, and people still come up to me and tell me their story of how the show helped them in some way. Someone telling me that the show helped them come out is the biggest compliment I can get. Knittel: The show did make a big impact, so it doesn’t surprise me that people are still talking about it. Sparks: I used to catch hell all the time when the show first started because I am straight. For some reason, some people just couldn’t get it through their heads that I could kiss guys and simulate sex onscreen and be straight. What they were really asking when they would ask ‘Are you Gay,’ was ‘are you Gay yet?’ Knittel: How so? Sparks: Well, there are still some people out there that think being Gay is a choice. Being Gay is not a choice, just like being straight is not a choice. It’s classic homophobic panic. They want to think that if one day they woke up and felt Gay, they could think their way out of it, or if they end up having a kid who is Gay, they could talk them out of it. Those kinds of people couldn’t understand how a straight actor could kiss guys on screen and not be Gay. It’s ridiculous. Knittel: You’ve been a regular on the VH1 I Love the … series. I gotta ask: ‘70s, ‘80s, or ‘90s? Sparks: Definitely the ‘80s! I just liked the joy of it all, maybe partly because I was in high school so I was blissfully unaware of politics. I’m a ‘80s metal head, I like big hair and big riffs, as it were. The ‘80s were such a formative time; I lost my virginity, moved out of the house, and drove to California to be an actor. I don’t know about this decade yet, this whole decade has been a wash, really. Then Obama comes sneaking in making everything all awesome again. Knittel: Anything you want your Gay fans in Seattle to know? Sparks: You can follow me on Twitter and Facebook and all that stuff. I run the sites myself, so I actually reply. Oh, and also that I do a meet-and-greet after the show for free. Some guys charge for that stuff, and I just don’t get that. So come up and say hi. I’ll sign CDs or Queer As Folk stuff and you can get your picture taken if you want. See you at the show. chops with over-oaked Cabernet. However, this isn’t just any pissing contest. Bragging rights are for total artistic commitment. The challenge is diddling your straight buddy and filming it. The acting is amazing by the talented cast that also collaborated on character development and writing. Delmore is hilarious as she tries to incorporate the idea of her husband trysting with his old friend who she doesn’t really care for in the first place. I’m not sure if she is more frustrated with images of her husband doggie style with a dude or with the fact that it’s Andrew. And when the boys get down to the nuts and bolts of the deed, their inability to be the first to back down is just as funny as how they try to figure out the logistics of the affair. The sweet tension just keeps building within the small hotel room until I could barely sit still. To the credit of all the writers, the ending is exactly right. Just when you think they’ve painted themselves into a narrative corner, the whole thing ends in what you realize, in retrospect, is the only way it could. The only real quibble I have with Humpday is the pointless pains taken to insure we see the Dionysus sign on the house in which the Dionysian party takes place. If you already know who Dionysus is, you don’t need the reference. If you don’t know who Dionysus is, it’s lost on you anyway. The sign did give me a momentary sense of warm superiority as I acknowledged knowing that I knew what the reference meant. Satisfying, indeed. If this small detail is all I can find to bitch about, it must be obvious how much I like this film. The collaborative writing between Shelton and the actors is smart and funny. The characters are fully drawn and force us to consider how relationships change and how they change us. I wondered how they would pull off a film about straight dudes having sex, but this cadre of upstart filmmakers gets the job done splendidly.
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This exhibition is organized by the Seattle Art Museum. Generous support provided by
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Lead grant from the Paul G. Allen Family Foundation. Sponsored by The Seattle Foundation and the National Endowment for the Arts. Additional support provided by the Margery Friedlander Exhibition Endowment and contributors to the Annual Fund. Photos: Patrick Barta Photography
This exhibition is organized by the Seattle Art Museum. Support provided by the Dean and Mary Thornton Endowment and contributors to the Annual Fund. Image: Braids (detail), 1979, Andrew Wyeth, American, 1917–2009, tempera on Masonite, 16 1/2 x 20 1/2 in., Private Collection, © Pacific Sun Trading Company / Courtesy of Frank E. Fowler
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by Rajkhet Dirzhud-Rashid SGN A&E Writer It’s interesting that in a crowd of folks dressed like every zombie character, from every zombie movie I’ve ever seen (and some I hadn’t), my “Zombie Tools” T-shirt that I purchased at Crypticon, the horror convention I attended back in May, got as much attention as it did. Also in that same venue, it wasn’t the many zombies that got one little pooch upset, but my friend and my director’s chairs that we’d brought to sit on while viewing Shaun of the Dead (the film shown after the record-breaking “zombie walk,” which was that famous zombie scene from the Michael Jackson video of his hit, “Thriller”). Go figure. But yes, the record was broken, and even recorded by an official from the Guinness Book of World Records (who might have been in a stretch limo that passed the hordes of zombies and movie attendees on the long walk to the parking lot at 34th where the “zombie dance” took place later), as being 5,000 and counting by the time Shaun of the Dead finished its showing around 11 p.m. People who attended, and might have decided spur of the moment to join the fun, could have themselves made up for a small donation to the Fremont Outdoor Movies, by staff on hand with a collection of appropriate body paint which was either sprayed
on to look like spattered blood, or painted on cheeks or clothing. Many did exactly that, and registered at the last moment to join the record-breaking “zombie Thriller dance.” And if you hadn’t gotten the moves down perfectly, there was an official who served much as a square dance caller does, to yell out moves and when to do them, so everyone was in sync with the Jackson song, played over loudspeakers in the background. Thus, 5,000+ made-up fans danced, slid, bounced and hopped their way into history last Friday in Fremont, making Seattle known, as one official announced, “not only known for the birthplace of Kenny G and coffee, but also for the largest group of zombies assembled in one place on the planet.” Also on the bill last Friday were two local bands, one of which did a song about the “zombie apocalypse” advertised on my T-shirt (thus the need for correct tools), a zombie contest for the best of several categories of zombie, and a showing of a SIFF (Seattle Film Festival) movie, Zombies of Mass Destruction, which will have a full airing sometime later this year or next year. And so we sat and laughed with thousands of others after this exciting event was over, the stars above us, and maybe a ghostly Jackson himself, knowing that “the gloved one” will now be remembered for, among other things, inspiring the largest zombie walk in recorded history.
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by Albert Rodriguez SGN A&E Writer Green Day July 3 Key Arena Fireworks, loud bangs, flames shooting everywhere, confetti showers, boys kissing boys, a blowjob reference. What a 4th of July party, right? Actually, it was a wild and highly energetic performance by Green Day the night before, in which 16,000 riotous fans crammed into Key Arena for two hours of rock bliss. This was the band’s first official date of their 2009 tour schedule, and it proved to be a thrilling start to a long road ahead. The award-winning threesome began their assault with the title track from the new album, 21st Century Breakdown, as an illuminated city skyline towered above the stage some 40 to 50 feet. Lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong took command of the performance early, standing at the edge of a short catwalk and raising his arms or striking his
fists in the air periodically. Meanwhile, the first of many fireworks built into the stage went off, sounding like a parking lot of tires had all exploded at once. “Get those hands in the air!” wailed Armstrong, and the crowd did exactly what he said. The dark eye-lined vocalist wore clothes similar to previous tour stops, black Levis with matching long-sleeve shirt and a snappy gray vest. A furious rendition of “Know Your Enemy,” the leadoff single from the new CD, ignited a series of tall flames from the stage’s midsection, while the audience repeatedly shouted “Hey!” and bounced on the main floor. “Holiday” was an absolute blast and unexpectedly performed early in the show – you could hear a thunderous clap around the arena, as everyone yelled out the lyrics and the pit, just below the stage, turned into an all-out zoo. “Who’s this little shit right here?” asked Armstrong as he looked into the crowd. “Come up here!” Within seconds, a young
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boy was hoisted onstage by security guards and asked to lead concertgoers in a handwaving session that ended in more startling fireworks. Several tunes from the critically-hailed 21st Century Breakdown were introduced to fans, among them “The Static Age” and “East Jesus Nowhere,” yet neither paralleled the chilling rendition of “21 Guns,” which opened acoustically and gradually swept into a hard rock ballad, then ended with drummer Tre Cool tapping delicately on the piano, just as a sheet of icicle lights rained on the stage and confetti poured out to the crowd. “This show right here is the first show of the 21st Century Breakdown!” shouted Armstrong. “And there is no better fucking place to play in than in Seattle, goddamn it, right now!” The audience roared with appreciation. American Idiot, Green Day’s Grammywinning album from 2004, was well represented with “Jesus of Suburbia,” “Are We the Waiting,” “St. Jimmy,” and a couple of big hits saved for the encore. Interestingly, “She’s a Rebel” and “When September Ends” were not included on the set list. On “Jesus of Suburbia,” a scrawny teenager was pulled from the pit, wowing Green Day and concertgoers with his impressive guitar chops. Immediately afterwards Armstrong told everyone, “Let’s do something nice for this kid.” Then he quickly looked behind him and said, “Tre, suck his dick!” The great news for diehard fans was the onslaught of old favorites, such as “Minority,” “Basket Case” and “Brain Stew” – these are songs deep in Green Day’s catalog that initially drew in many of their current devotees. “Okay, who wants to hear some old shit,” said Armstrong, and the trio ripped into “Geek Stink Break,” which riled up concertgoers even more, followed a lively re-do of “Hitchin’ a Ride” that prompted the singer
to run around on stage with a large squirt gun, then ask everyone, “Is this when the masturbation begins?” A silly, unnecessary medley of the Isley Brothers’ “Shout” and Ben E. King’s “Stand by Me,” used in previous Green Day tours, saw the band acting squirrely onstage, donning an array of goofy hats, and basically absorbing five to six minutes that could’ve been used for an original song. The most interesting point of the night came when an obnoxious male fan was invited onstage and went directly for Billie Joe’s mouth – the two shared a long kiss, and the fan proceeded to sing the lead on “Longview,” a song inspired by Kurt Cobain. Before departing the stage, the crazed fan shouted to the audience as he pointed to Armstrong, “Who wants to fuck this guy?!” The venue went ballistic, and as annoying as this guy was, he was the envy of many men and women in attendance who’d once dreamed of sharing a juicy kiss with this rock star, rumored to be Bisexual. Green Day closed out their performance with a riveting three-song encore, which included “American Idiot,” “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” and a moving, acoustic version of “Good Riddance (Time of Our Lives),” a song known to many as the final signoff song from the popular TV series Seinfeld. This was a bravura performance from an artist still climbing, still elevating its star power, and meanwhile still growing artistically and pushing its own boundaries – American Idiot is a rock classic and some would argue that 21st Century Breakdown is an even better work. The intense lighting, numerous pyrotechnics and illuminated background during the concert was a distant second to the two full hours of really good music, and on an evening when Seattle was once again at the center of attention, it was Green Day that stood at the top of the world.
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Smooth performers by Mercy Moosemuzzle SGN Contributing Writer jessecolinyoung.com
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Jesse Colin Young Mercy and Cuteness were amazed by Jesse Colin Young’s show at the Triple Door. After 40 years in show business, Young is a self-assured and generous musician. He is backed up by a hot bassist, Mike Frost. Michael West’s drums drove the night nicely. Dexter Juba’s guitar was delicious. Mercy whispered to Cuteness that Young’s wife, Connie, sure knew how to play the violin. Cuteness whispered back, “That instrument is known as a fiddle, Mercy.” Mercy notes that Young’s website identifies her as a violinist. So, Mercy might have been right in the first place. The set opened with “Songbird,” a nice sweet place to start. Young continued with “Four in the Morning,” a fine blues song he wrote about life on the Lower East Side in New York. The next song, “Miss Hesitation,” rocked out. The singer continued with a beautiful song about life in his and his wife’s current home in Carolina. Their house in California burned down, causing them to move to Hawaii. He says the most recent move was in response to too many volcanoes there. The set continued with a song about driving a motorcycle on roads in Marin County filled with S-curves. “Ride the Wind” took us along on that ride. Mercy’s favorite song was “Sweet Good Times,” about how good times come out of hard times.
Young went on with a song he had written after a visit to the Lakota reservation. His most recent song, “Bring Them Home,” about Iraq veterans whose post-traumatic stress disorder is not being responded to, moved Mercy and Cuteness. Mercy had some trouble with her candle going out, so she couldn’t write notes at one point in the concert, even though she asked the wait staff for help. Fortunately, neighbors loaned her their light. The concert continued with the band singing John Lennon’s “Imagine” and Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On,” intercut with each other. Young pointed out that the songs were written within six months of each other in 1970, their writers clearly picking up each other’s concern. Young went on to say his 10 years in Hawaii caused him to be addicted to playing ukulele and wearing “shirts like this.” He played a rendition of “Over the Rainbow” inspired by the skillful musicianship of Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, as well as a satirical song, “Hawaii 78,” written by Kamakawiwo’ole. While still playing the uke, Young went on to play a Cajun waltz and a rocking “In the Bayou.” “Act Natural,” provided good advice. When the band left the stage, the audience applauded for a long time, pounding tables until they came back to sing, “Get Together,” and “Darkness, Darkness,” which the audience had been waiting for all evening. Coffee Klatsch Mercy and Cuteness went to the Women of West Seattle Coffee Klatsch, at C&P coffee. That group meets on the first Saturday of the month at 9:00 a.m. Mercy enjoyed chatting with a woman she figured out she had met, years earlier, in a whole other setting. The group has been meeting for awhile and developing some history. The Women of West Seattle listserv includes women from all over the area. So, it shouldn’t sound too much of a contradiction in terms, when Mercy tells you they are starting an East Side Coffee Klatsch. They meet on the third Saturday of each month from 9-11 a.m. Their next meeting will be on July 18 at Grimaldi’s Coffee House which sits in the back of Gilman Village (www.grimaldiscoffee.com/gilman.html). Laughing Ladies Music Festival Mercy is very excited that the Laughing Ladies Café is planning their first annual weeklong music festival. The Sunday, July 18 concert is at 3:00, the others are at 7:30. The price is either $10 per event or $15 for
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a pass for the week. Mercy wants you to notice the weeklong pass is quite a deal. Performers include: July 12 - A.J. Shanti; July 13 - Amber Darland; July 14 – Bluehouse; July 15th - Lisa Mills; July 16 - Camille Bloom; July 17 - Alicia Healy Trio; July 18 - The Side Project with more performers to be announced. Their website is at laughingladiescafe.com/default.aspx, address: 17551 15th Ave., NE Seattle, WA 98155 phone 206-362-2026 Cruises Mercy did ask her contact at Sweet Cruises whether there would be an AA meeting on board their ships, and was assured that there would be. Also, Mercy had mentioned the issue her friend Divinity Holecraft had raised about finding the Olivia cruise she went on being too focused on drinking to another friend, Marvel Worldcourt, who
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can Songbook is a loose term. It’s hard to quantify the specific years it encompasses and songs that stand the test of time. Usually these songs are primarily associated with the 1920s-50s; the Golden Era of Creativity for America’s popular music. But Billy Joel and Carol King are included; the subject is ever-evolving. Andrews-Katz: What responsibilities do you hold as its archivist? Feinstein: As time progresses, I realize that it’s important to me to collect the music and to share it with others, for those interested and those of younger generations that don’t know anything about this [era] of music yet. I want this to survive. Andrews-Katz: In your early 20s, you started working as cataloger for the personal collection of Ira Gershwin. Would you say he was a mentor or more of a friend? Feinstein: I think we have to define those words first. Andrews-Katz: That’s very true. Let’s try, was Ira Gershwin a personal influence on you? Feinstein: I learned a lot of what I know from Ira, on how to interpret this type of music. He was there when they were written – if he didn’t write it himself – and so he was living history. He was very generous in how he shared his knowledge with me. My time with him was my college education. Andrews-Katz: Would you say Ira Gershwin was a personal friend? Feinstein: We became very close friends. He was like a grandfather to me and left me in charge of his estate, with two others. I was one of his executors, which was born out of his trust and faith in me. I’ve never forgotten that. Andrews-Katz: How did you get to know Gershwin’s next-door neighbor, Rosemary Clooney? Feinstein: Rosemary had quite a few cats and Mrs. Gershwin bought fresh shrimp daily. The cats were always over. Mrs. Gershwin would tell me, “Rosemary is not taking care of her cats, go over and tell her that her cats are undernourished.” I’d go next door and eventually we became good friends. Andrews-Katz: You’ve done classic collaborations like Jerry Herman, as well more contemporary ones like John Bucchino. Do you have a favorite composer whose work you prefer? Feinstein: I don’t have one favorite. What makes it more difficult is that I don’t consider contemporary composers to be any less talented than any of the “masters.” It’s a very difficult thing in choosing one genius over another. Andrews-Katz: You have one nightclub in Manhattan and the newly opened Feinstein’s at the Shaw in London. What made you decide to open the nightclubs, and do you have any desire to open a third? Feinstein: Like many other entertainers, I had a fantasy of opening a nightclub. Thanks to my friendship with the owners of the Regency in New York, it came true. That allowed me to spread my wings and open the second one. I wanted to do it simply be-
had been on many of them. Marvel said she had found there to be lots of people on them who, like her, didn’t drink. She said the trick was finding the nondrinkers and hanging out with them. Coming Up Mercy still wants you to come check out the Seattle Chamber Music Festival at Lakeside school all the Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in July (www.seattlechambermusic.org). Remember that you can sit on the lawn at Lakeside School and hear the music for free in a pretty setting while having a picnic. Also, the recitals that precede each concert at 7:00 are free, so you can even go inside for them. These are pieces of music selected by the performers, so they are ones they resonate with, and they explain why. You can’t beat that for an entertainment bargain. cause there is something special about performing songs in an intimate setting, playing that genre of music. Playing for 150-250 people can be just as fulfilling as playing for 150,000. I’d like to open another in San Francisco; it’s always been special to me. I had some of my early success there, and I have a connection to the city. Andrews-Katz: If you could perform with any singer –living or dead – who would it be? Feinstein: Ethel Waters. She died in 1977 and she was one of the pioneers of American popular singing. She continues to be one of my favorite inspirations. She’s largely forgotten, but her influence was extraordinary. I would have loved to be in her presence. Although, to those who knew her, she did have a reputation of being a difficult person. Andrews-Katz: What was it like to work recently with Washington State native Cheyenne Jackson at your club? Feinstein: We had a fantastic time. He is a dazzling singer. Too bad he’s ugly! [Sarcastic laugh.] Seriously, Cheyenne is a marvelous artist. We both had fun and were as comfortable on stage as if we were in our own living room, and that kind of comfort level only comes synergistically; it’s not something you can plan. Musically, we are both proud of what we’ve accomplished. We want to work together again. He’s very facile. He’s also just a heck of a lot of fun! Andrews-Katz: How long have you and your husband, Terrance Flannery, been together? Feinstein: We’ll be together 12 years. We were married in October 2008 in Los Angeles. Andrews-Katz: With Judge Judy Sheindlin performing the ceremony? Feinstein: We were together and didn’t feel any urgency to get married, but Judy urged and felt it would be important for us to do it, emotionally and physically, and she was right! She is very much in support of marriage equality. She was also pleased to perform a ceremony because it demonstrated her beliefs. She has 10 million viewers and is characteristically not afraid to express her point of view. She had to receive legal authority to sign our marriage license in California, so she called Maria Shriver, I think, to get authority. Andrews-Katz: How did you come up with the current concert tribute to Frank Sinatra? Feinstein: Frank was very nice early in my career when he didn’t have to be. I’ve never forgotten his kindness and I’ve wanted, for a while now, to celebrate his contribution to American popular music. I’m trying to give a sense of Sinatra without copying him. I love working with a big band. A 17-piece band creates a sheer power and sends a thrill up your spine. For me, there’s a tremendous charge, but the audience experiences a powerful time. It’s overwhelming in the most wonderful way there is, really. Michael Feinstein made his professional debut 25 years ago. With a soft-spoken voice that is reminiscent of the crooner style of yesteryear, it is no wonder he’s recorded more than 24 albums and is a four-time Grammy nominee. The Sinatra Project adds another venue for him as it marks Michael’s first tribute to another performer.
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Music festival worth a long weekend in Vancouver by E. Joyce Glasgow SGN A&E Writer
The 2009 Festival, to be held July 17-19, has a great line-up and will feature over sixty fabulous acts from 14 countries and Vancouver Music Festival is a wonderful opportunity to enjoy familVancouver, BC iar favorites and discover some really terJuly 17-19 Luckily for Seattleites, when we need a rific performers for the first time. Performlong, weekend break from the crazy politics ers this year include gospel and R&B diva of the U.S., a whole new perspective awaits Mavis Staples (U.S.); eclectic acoustic folk in a different country only a three-hour car by Darol Anger, Mike Marshall and Vasen ride away, in beautiful Vancouver, British (U.S. /Sweden); Grammy winning hip-hop Columbia. Any time of year, one can find pioneers Arrested Development (U.S.); stimulating arts and cultural events going Bellowhead (U.K.), a theatrical 11-piece, on, and this scenic, multi-cultural melting world-folk big-band and three-time winners pot offers amazing restaurants featuring au- of BBC Radio’s “Best Live Band” award; Venezuelan-born world jazz singer/songthentic cuisines from around the world. I usually take advantage of attending the writer, Eliana Cuevas (ON.); Hapa (U.S.) Vancouver Folk Music Festival (www.the- performing pan-Polynesian music and safestival.bc.ca), which is entering its 32nd cred Hula dance from Maui; new folk sensayear in 2009. The festival features a combi- tion Iron and Wine (U.S.); singer/songwriter nation of folk, world, blues, reggae, hip-hop Patty Larkin (U.S.); Tibetan nomadic singer and bluegrass, and draws a loyal following Jamyang Yeshi, (B.C.); lusty Celtic dance of thousands from the States and around music favorites The Paperboys (B.C.); HaiCanada. It is held each year in mid-July at tian singer/dancer Sara Renelik (P.Q.); UmJericho Beach Park, which has one of the alali (Belize), women’s voices of the Garimost breathtaking vistas in Vancouver – funa people of Central America; Tarhana e. joyce glasgow
John Boutte performing at the Vancouver Folk Music Festival
our government would value the worth of artists with such importance and commitment. It’s wonderful to visit these studios, meeting the artists and seeing their workspaces filled with fine crafted and unique goods and to wander through all the other small shops, listening to busking musicians along the way and spending a whole relaxing day at the market. A trip to the Museum of Anthropology at the University of British Columbia (www. moa.ubc.ca) is in order. This beautifully designed, contemporary building, set on a cliff, with a breathtaking view over the sea, has one of the most stunning and comprehensive permanent collections of Northwest Coast Native art work, including majestic totem poles set outside the museum. Another destination for leisurely meandering in Vancouver is along West 4th Avenue, down the street from Jericho Beach Park. Head down this street, eastbound from the park, and check out all the interesting small, independently owned shops, cafes and restaurants in the arty Kitsilano neighborhood. Banyen Books and Sound, 3608 W. 4th Ave., (www.banyen.com), in business since 1970, is a wonderful, spiritually-oriented bookstore filled with books, CDs, DVDs, and beautiful goods to refresh the soul. It is also a community hub, where you can find lots of information about workshops, concerts and other events going on around Vancouver. Amethyst Creations, 2746 W. 4th Ave., with its purple storefront and charming,
handmade sign, is a great find for crystals and an exotic array of other minerals in their natural form, as well as stone beads and jewelry and has been an integral fixture in the neighborhood for years. The Naam Restaurant, 2724 W. 4th Ave. (www. thenaam.com), one of the iconic community businesses in Vancouver, is the oldest natural foods restaurant in the city, serving delicious, reasonably priced vegetarian food for over 40 years. The Naam is open 24 hours a day, every day except Christmas, has a wood burning fireplace, a garden patio (enclosed in winter), and features live blues, jazz or folk music seven nights a week. Head to Raviolino, 2822 W. 4th Ave. (www.raviolino.shawbiz.ca) for a delightful and scrumptious lunch or early dinner of fresh, homemade ravioli, cannelloni, mezzaluna, pasta or tortellini with delectable sauces. This place is a real find and I never leave Vancouver without eating here! Run by a lovely couple, Giuseppe and Maria Frasca – he an Italian, she a Peruvian – their business first got started in Lima, Peru in 1982. They have been serving the Vancouver community since 2002. Maria brings a Peruvian touch, creating delicious, unusual desserts/baked goods from her culture, rarely available in the Northwest. You can eat in or take out at Raviolino. A long weekend in Vancouver, B.C. is recommended. It is simple, easy and inexpensive, yet rich and full, with a diverse variety of new, exciting and satisfying experiences.
positioned on English Bay, it boasts views of the mountains rising from the water, downtown’s skyscraper skyline, and inspiring sunsets. The festival, historically, has presented powerful and politically-oriented Lesbian singer/songwriters as part of the mix of international performers, and has drawn a wide audience of Lesbian regulars. 2008’s festival featured Lesbian folk icon, singer/ composer/guitarist Ferron. The whole festival is laid-back, open, festive, and casual. Last year’s festival highlights included the mystical, healing trance music of Bachir Attar and the Master Musicians of Jajouka, Morocco, an audience-rousing, energetic set by Michael Franti and Spearhead, the beautiful, heartfelt singing of John Boutte from New Orleans (check out his moving version of Randy Newman’s, “Louisiana”) and memorable performances by Latino L.A. rockers Ozomatli, Abigail Washburn and the Sparrow Quartet, featuring Grammywinning Bela Fleck, among many others.
(Netherlands/Turkey), Amsterdam-based musical nomads who blend Sufi, Gypsy and Afro-Anatolian grooves; Jorge Miguel Flamenco (ON.) performing Flamenco music, dance and song, and many more varied and exciting acts. While visiting Vancouver, a trip to the Granville Island Public Market (www. granvilleisland.com) is a must. There are food items available there that we never see at Pike Place Market. There are the most amazing and delicious exotic cheeses, meats, and other specialty items from Europe, a wide and varied selection of fruits, vegetables, fresh fish, flowers and wonderful baked goods and prepared foods. If it’s a nice day, pick up your food supplies, go outside to the deck and have a leisurely lunch over picturesque False Creek. The Market is filled with open artists’ studios/ shops, where artists create and sell their goods. These studios are subsidized by the government, allowing artists to thrive, with affordable rents. How enlightened! I wish
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ARIES (March 20 – April 19): Your home may not be as neat, as large, or as pretty as it could be, but it’s home and that’s what counts. Still, you could make it neater, and that will help pretty it up – and make more space! TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Your attempts at wit, or at critical analysis, may be sharper than you intend. Focus on being kind, supportive and helpful. Your cleverness and insight will shine through. Talking about what you enjoy can inspire improvements at work. GEMINI (May 21- June 20): With family problems or community politics you can cut through the crap with brutal effectiveness. Do try to be nice about cutting down people’s unrealistic hopes. More effective economy begins at home. Set the example you want others to follow. CANCER (June 21- July 22): Your instinct to be helpful is being stimulated with an annoying burst of outspokenness. Your insights are spot-on, but be sure your advice is wanted before you offer it. When you have the chance, write before you speak. LEO (July 23 – August 22): What’s really bothering you is not so much other people stepping on your values, but your own inner demons nagging at the problems in your priorities. Meditate and be ready to let go of things that really have lost importance.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): You’re being awfully touchy, taking simple offhand comments from friends as harsh criticism. What you need to take seriously is not what they’re saying but why those buttons on your ego are so over-exposed and raw. LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Know the limits of your authority before you speak out. If you are in any way uncertain, it will undermine you – unless you are clear about what you know, and what you don’t, and are willing to consult an expert on the latter.
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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Arguments show the limits of friendship, perhaps end a few, or push you to be more accepting. If you remain principled and honest, your real friends will respect your opinions, and vice versa. How much must your friends agree with your opinions? SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20): Telling others how sexy you are will provoke demands for proof. You may not need to say anything; word gets around! A confident swagger – maybe a bit of leather – will make you irresistible. Looking mature and experienced also helps! CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19): As clear as the rules of your partnership may be, there are always new wrinkles to iron out. If you’re feeling constrained, talk out the issues to resolve needs and issues that might otherwise tempt destructive acting-out.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Although you mean well, your suggestions to coworkers can sound snotty and critical. Bringing cookies, especially home-baked, will help people listen more carefully, and set the tone for your efforts to be nice.
PISCES (February 19 – March 19): Feeling a bit kinky and inventive? The kitchen can be a treasure trove of erotic toys. Turkey basters and spatulas are easy starts. Or have some whipped cream and fresh fruit in season on hand … or on something!
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Meetings Events Activities FOR A CALENDAR LISTING: Send details to: SGN, Attn: Community Calendar, 1605 12th Ave, Ste 31, Seattle, WA 98122. SGN phone: 324-4297. Fax: 3227188. E-mail: sgn2@sgn.org. INCLUDE: Date, time, location, contact phone # for publication (if possible), brief description of event & sponsoring organization. DEADLINE: Tuesday 5pm. ACCESSIBILITY: Is your event accessible to LGBTQ people with disabilities? See Jean’s List webpage www.scn.org/activism/calendar/disabilities.html for Marla Nonken’s disabilities accommodations lists. NOTE: Phone numbers accompanying listings are within area code (206) & locations of meetings/ events are in Seattle unless otherwise noted.
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SATURDAY - July 11
Seattle to Portland Bike Classic (7/11 & 7/12). Including 20 Team Gay City riders. www.gaycity.org Viking Days (7/11 & 7/12). Nordic Heritage Museum, 3014 NW 67th St. www.nordicmuseum.org A Gathering of Men in Edmonds. 8:15-11:30am. Edmonds UUC, 8109 224th St SW, Edmonds. Meets 2nd Saturday each month. Men gather monthly for drumming, singing, storytelling & sharing of life experience. www.agatheringofmen.org Seattle Frontrunners Fun Run. 9am. Greenlake (outside Evans Pool). Every Saturday. GLBT running & walking club sponsors weekly runs, monthly potlucks, track & field activity, annual Run With Pride. 448-8518. www.seattlefrontrunners.org. Picnic for the Bi Community. 11am-5pm. Golden Gardens, 8498 Seaview Pl NW. Bring your significant others, family & some food to share. We’ll provide burgers, sausages & veggie burgers. www.binet seattle.org Pioneer Square Fire Festival. 11am-5pm. Occidental Park, Main St Between 1st & 2nd Ave S. www. lastresortfd.org Country Western Dancing. 4-6pm. The Cuff, 1533 13th Ave. Must PREREGISTER. www.raincountry dance.org Bastille Day - A French Celebration. 6-10pm. Seattle Center House, Fisher Pavilion & Fisher Green. www. seattlecenter.com Oasis Youth Center in Tacoma - For Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Questioning Youth, Ages 14-25. 6pm-12 midnight. Call for location & details. Every Saturday. (253) 671-2838. www.oasisyouthcenter.org. (Also meets Thursdays 4-10pm & Fridays 4-10pm.) Rainbow Duplicate Bridge. 6pm. Bus-accessible Central Area location. Every Saturday. Games also on Tuesdays & Thursdays. $4 fee includes coffee & snacks. For information visit www.rainbowbridgeclub. org or email rainbowbridgeclub@gmail.com Together We Can Make Al-Anon Family Group. 6-7:15pm. Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St. Meets every Saturday. LGBTQ supported. The Al-Anon Family Groups are a fellowship of relatives & friends of alcoholics who share their experience, strength & hope in order to solve their common problems. Greater Seattle AIS 24-hour number 625-0000. Trans & Genderqueer Support Group for Survivors. 6-8pm. Every week. For survivors of sexual assault & domestic violence. For information & location, call the SafePlace crisis line, (360) 754-6300. Fremont Outdoor Movie: Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. 7pm. 3501 Phinney Ave N. No One is Illegal. 7-9pm. Cascade People’s Center, 209 Pontius Ave N. Join us for a presentation on immigrant detention centers, unpaid day labor & the grassroots movement for migrant justice. Spanish translation available. For information call 948-8782 or email marinnemork@gmail.com Strength Over Speed. 7-8:30pm. Lifelong AIDS Alliance, 1002 E Seneca (lower entrance off parking lot). FREE drop-in support group (not a 12 step) for Gay & Bi men who desire recovery from meth. www.strength overspeed.org
SUNDAY - July 12
(For a comprehensive list of open & affirming religious/ spiritual organizations in the area contact Multifaith Works - 324-1520; www.multifaith.org.) Seattle to Portland Bike Classic (7/11 & 7/12). Including 20 Team Gay City riders. www.gaycity.org Viking Days (7/11 & 7/12). Nordic Heritage Museum, 3014 NW 67th St. www.nordicmuseum.org Hiking Group. 8:45am. Uptown Espresso, 500 Westlake Ave N. Every Sunday year-round, rain or shine for moderate to strenuous day hikes. 323-8382. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheSeattleGayHiking Group/ Gay Men’s Bowling in Everett. 10am. Evergreen Lanes, 5111 Claremont Way, Everett. Every Sunday. Spectators welcome. Join us for lunch afterwards! Sponsored by the Snohomish County Gay Men’s Task Force. For info email John at johndmarsh@mac.com Seattle Sunday Bowlers. 10am. West Seattle Bowl, 4505 39th Ave SW (at SW Oregon St). Open bowl every Sunday for the GLBT community & friends. You don’t have to worry about how you bowl! $4.25 + $1 shoe rental. 329-1515. Live & Let Live Make Al-Anon Family Group. 12:301:45pm. Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St. Meets every Sunday. LGBTQ supported. The Al-Anon
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July 11 thru July 19 seattle-pflag.org. PFLAG/Skagit Monthly Meeting. 7pm. Central United Methodist Church, 1013 Polte Rd, Sedro Woolley. Meets 2nd Monday each month. PFLAG/Puget Sound: 325-7724. PFLAG/Wenatchee Area Weekly Meeting. 7pm. Trinity Methodist Church, 850 N James Ave, East Wenatchee. Every Monday (including any & all holidays). PFLAG/Puget Sound: 325-7724. Lambert House Art Night. 7:15-8:45pm. 1818 15th Ave. Every Monday. Bring your ideas & let’s have some fun. 322-2515, www.lamberthouse.org Knights of Malta Monthly Meeting. 7:30pm. The Cuff, 1533 13th Ave. Meets 2nd Monday each month. K of M/Jet Chapter is a fun-loving leather/Levi social & charitable organization that raises money for various causes & organizations, including Pennies from Heaven, Rosehedge House, & Three Cedars. 3290886, mailbox@jetchapterkofm.com
TUESDAY - July 14
Family Groups are a fellowship of relatives & friends of alcoholics who share their experience, strength & hope in order to solve their common problems. Greater Seattle AIS 24-hour number 625-0000. Rain City Soccer Club - Ripple Effect. Every Sunday afternoon. Location varies. Ripple Effect soccer team plays a weekly recreational scrimmage game for Gay guys in Seattle. www.raincitysoccer.org Imperial Court of Seattle General Membership Meeting. 2pm. C.C. Attle’s, 1501 E. Madison St. Meets 2nd Sunday each month. The Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle and the Olympic & Rainier Empire, Seattle’s premier drag society, is a social & charitable organization that sponsors numerous shows & balls thruout the yearl. www.imperialcourtofseattle.com. Boi Time. 2:30-4pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets every Sunday. Ongoing support group for Trans males who desire recovery from drugs or alcohol. Not a 12-step format but 12 steppers are welcome! www. dunsheehouse.org Daring Divorced Divas. 3-5pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets every Sunday. A support group for Lesbian women dealing with divorce, separation & transformation. To attend this group please contact the facilitator at daringdivorceddivas@yahoo.com Emerald City Softball Association Fall League Registration. 4pm. Purr, 1518 11th Ave. Cost $65 per person, includes t-shirt, insurance & end-of-season party. www.seattlegaysoftball.com La Movida. 4-5pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Cada Domingo. Una junta bilingue para la comunidad GLBTQ en recuperacion de adicciones. Para mas informacion visita entrehermanos.org o llame 322-7700. Film Showing - “Fidel, the Untold Story.” 5pm. ANSWER, 1423 10th Ave. The 2001 documentary about Fidel Castro features archival footage, interviews with Angeal Davis, Alice walker & more. Orca Swim Team Workout. Sun: 5-6:15pm; Mon/ Weds/Thurs: 7:30-8:45pm; Fri: 7-8:15pm. Seattle University, Connolly Athletic Center, 14th Ave & E Cherry St. Every Sun, Mon, Wed, Thursday & Friday. Orca Swim Team workouts are for both competitive & recreational swimmers. www.orcaswimteam.org Charity Drag Bingo. 8-11pm. Cafe Metropolitain, 1701 E. Olive Way. Play bingo, win cash & prizes, benefit local GLBT charities. Hosted by Giggles Galore. $5. Noche Latina - Latino Night. 10pm. Neighbours, 1509 Broadway. Every Sunday.
MONDAY - July 13
Homeless Services for Youth, Ages 14-22. 1-4pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Every Monday. Lambert House is a nationally-recognized activities & resource center for GLBT & questioning youth, ages 14-22. 322-2515, www.lamberthouse.org Strength Over Speed. 2-3:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. FREE drop-in support group (not a 12 step) for Gay & Bi men who desire recovery from meth. For information visit www.strengthoverspeed.org Gay Social Dinner Club of Snohomish County. Meets every Monday. An informal group of Gay men living in Snohomish County meet for dinner at Snohomish County restaurants. For information, location & to RSVP contact Ricardo at knead2feelgood@ yahoo.com Positively Mondays. 6-7:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. On-going. An informal social & discussion group for men with HIV or AIDS. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org Sex, Dating & Relationships. 6-7pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Every Monday. Lambert House is a nationally-recognized activities & resource center for LGBTQ youth 14-22. 322-2515 www.lamberthouse. org WaterWomen Swim. 6:30-7:30pm. Fircrest Pool, 15th NE & NE 155th St. Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. For fat, fat-friendly & differently-abled women of all sexual orientations. Cost: $4. www.seafattle. org/waterwomen.html; waterwomenswim@aol.com; 789-1267. BiWomen’s Reading Group in Bellingham. 7-8:30pm. Bellis Fair Food Court, Bellingham. Meets 2nd Monday each month. A few of the books we’ll read are Bi-themed, but we’ll be looking at all the books thru the lens of Bisexuality & how women form supportive communities. rsaxton@fastmail.fm Freely Speaking Toastmasters. 7pm. Group Health, 200 15th E. Every Monday (except holidays & the last Mondays in August & December). Seattle’s only Gay & Lesbian speaking club. Please check website for current room information: www.toastmasterspride.org Orca Swim Team Workout. 7-8:15pm. Seattle University, Connolly Athletic Center, 14th Ave & E Cherry St. (See Sunday listing at 5pm.) PFLAG/Seattle Monthly Meeting. 7pm. Seattle First Baptist Church, 1111 Harvard Ave. Meets 2nd Monday each month. (PFLAG/FOCUS meets concurrently with this meeting.) PFLAG/Puget Sound: 325-7724. www.
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Bastille Day Simply Positive. 2:30-4pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Ongoing drop-in support & social group for anyone HIV/AIDS positive. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org. Family of Choice. 6-7:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets every Tuesday. Weekly drop-in group for LBTQ women to cultivate community in their lives. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org. Hepatitis C Support Group. 6-7:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. On going. ARRIVE BY 6pm. FREE peer-facilitated emotional support group for anyone, regardless of sexual orientation or gender, who is living with Hepatitis C. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org Strength Over Speed. 6-7:30pm. Seattle Counseling Service, 1216 Pine St. FREE drop-in support group (not a 12 step) for Gay & Bi men who desire recovery from meth. For information visit www.strengthover speed.org Alzheimer’s Association’s LGBT Caregivers’ Support Group. 6:30-8pm. Elderhealth Northwest, 6555 Ravenna Ave NE (entrance on NE 68th St). Meets 2nd Tuesday of every month. A free information and support group for care partners, family members and friends of individuals with dementia. For more information, contact group facilitator Caila Nickerson, 781-248-3524 (cell) or email: cailanickerson@gmail.com Diverse Harmony. 6:30-9pm. Seattle First Baptist Church, 1111 Harvard Ave. Meets every Tuesday. Diverse Harmony is the nation’s first Gay/Straight Alliance Youth Chorus. Youths 13-22 are welcome regardless of sexual orientation. www.diverseharmony.org LGBT MS Connection/National MS Society. 6:308pm. Swedish Conference Center, Cherry Hill Campus, James Tower, 550 17th Ave, Room E, 1st Floor. Meets the 2nd & 4th Tuesday of every month. MS Connection is a support group with the goal of providing a safe environment for the LGBT community to express their experiences & the impact of MS on their lives & the lives of their loved ones. Contact Shelly at 250-5002 or lgbtmsconnection@comcast.net Seattle Bisexual Women’s Network. 6:30pm-Social; 7pm-Open Rap. Capitol Hill Group Health, South Building, 201 16th Ave E, Room A6/7. 2nd Tuesday of every month. Meet & mingle in an engaging, feminist, Bi-supportive environment. Pose your most burning questions & hear the most interesting responses from a diverse group of self-identified women. For information visit www.geocities.com/sbwn. Seattle Frontrunners Fun Run. 6:30pm. Madison Beach House. Every Tuesday. 3 mile flat walk & run. Dog walkers welcome. (See Saturday at 9am.) Seattle Tennis Alliance Social Doubles. 6:30-8pm. Meadowbrook Playfield, 10533 35th Ave NE (tennis courts at 32nd Ave NE). Every Tuesday & Thursday thru Sept. STA is Seattle’s premier Gay & Lesbian tennis club. $3 for members & first-time guests, $5 for returning guests. www.teamseattle.org/sta Different Drummers. Intermediate 7-8:15pm, Beginners 8:20-9:30pm. Meets every Tuesday. Hand drumming classes for Gay men. Learn traditional African & Afro-Caribbean rhythms & basic hand drumming techniques. Drums are provided. For information & location call Dennis, 363-4500 or differentdrummers@ mac.com Maybe Baby. 7-8:30pm. Kaladi Brothers Coffee, 511 E Pike St. Meets the 2nd Tuesday of every month. Maybe Baby is a support group for LGBTQ people who are interested in becoming parents. For information email info@maybebabyseattle.org or visit www. maybebabyseattle.org Over 40’s Group - For Lesbian Women 40 & Older. 7-8:30pm. Seattle Mental Health Institute, 1600 E Olive St (in Conference Room. Every Tuesday. Open group for Lesbian women, 40 & older, in every stage of coming out or being out. Lots of social activities in addition to Tuesday meetings. Sandra Jo, 328-4895. Rainbow Duplicate Bridge. 7pm. Bus-accessible Central Area location. Every Tuesday. (See Saturday listing at 6pm.) Rebel Reading Circle. 7-8:30pm. New Freeway Hall, 5018 Rainier Ave S. Meets 1st, 2nd, 3rd & 5th Tuesdays. Share ideas as you study Viva la Raza:
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A History of Chicano Identity & Resistance by Yolanda Alaniz & Megan Cornish. Discover a wealth of little-known information about campus, farmworker & Chicana organizing at the UW, in the Yakima Valley & in the Seattle community. FREE. Sponsored by the Freedom Socialist Party. 722-2453. www. socialism.com Ageless. 7:30-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets every Tuesday. Ongoing drop-in social, support & discussion group for maturing Gay & Bi men of all ages. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunshee house.org. Spiritual Empowerment. 7:30-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. A group for all LGBT & friends of any spiritual belief to explore how spiritual practice can enrich their life. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunshee house.org Tuesday Night Sex Addicts Anonymous. 7:30-9pm. Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St. GLBTQ supported. Meets every Tuesday. SAA is a fellowship of men & women whose primary purpose is to stop addictive sexual behavior & help others recover from sexual addiction. Seattle SAA Hotline 781-4490. SAA International Service Organization 1-800-477-8191. Washington Gender Alliance Open Support Meeting in Bellingham. 7:30-9pm. St James Presbyterian Church, 910 14th St. Every Tuesday. (360) 445-2411; www.washingtongenderalliance.com. (See Wednesday listing at 7:30pm for details.) Lowdown Hoedown. 8pm-12midnight. Seattle Eagle, 314 E Pike St. 2nd Tuesday of every month. Amid-week dose of classic country music sponsored by the Seattle Eagle & the Rain Country Dance Association.
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WEDNESDAY - July 15
Mature Friends Morning Exercise/Health & Fitness Get-Together. 10am. Ballard Odd Fellows Hall Bldg, 1706 NW Market St. Every Wednesday. An hour of health-related activities, followed by a walk around Greenlake & lunch at a local restaurant. www.mature friends.org Women’s HIV+ Support Group in Tacoma. 1-3pm. Pierce County AIDS Foundation, 625 Commerce, Ste 10, Tacoma. Meets 1st & 3rd Wednesday each month. (253) 383-2565. InsideOut - A Support Group for GLBTQ Youth Ages 13-18 in Shoreline. 3:30-5pm. Center for Human Services, 17018 15th Ave NE, Room 230, Shoreline. Every Wednesday. A group for LGBTQ Youth to develop positive self-identities in a professional & supportive environment. 362-7282 ext 242. Speed, Sex & Sanity. 5-7pm. Gay City Health Project, 511 E Pike St. Meets every Wednesday. A drop-in informational & educational night for Gay & Bi men, friends & family. Activities include social events, lecture series & brainstorming sessions. 323-1768, www.crystalneon. org, www.gaycity.org GSBA Prime Time Mixer. 5-7pm. City Catering, 1318 E Pine St. $5 for GSBA members, $10 for nonmembers. To REGISTER call 363-9188 or visit www. thegsba.org GLOBE (GLBTQ Loving Ourselves, Becoming Empowered): A Support Group & HIV/STD Prevention for Youth (14-20) in Everett. 6-8pm. CCA Building, 3331 Broadway - Bottom Floor, Everett. Every Wednesday. Sponsored by PFLAG - Everett Chapter. (425) 263-2908. globeleaders@hotmail.com Pierce County AIDS Foundation New Volunteer Orientation in Tacoma. 6-8pm. PCAF, Old City Hall, 625 Commerce St, Ste 10, Tacoma. Meets 3rd Wednesday each month. More info & to receive application, call Colleen at (253) 383-2565 ext 206. Seattle Gay & Lesbian Book Club. 6pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Every Wednesday. Come & discuss the best Gay novels with us. Join other booklovers in a safe, comfortable conversation. Come only once or come to every meeting. For info, call 322-2437; nickdimartin@earthlink.net Transgender Youth Support Group. 6-7:30pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Every Wednesday. Lambert House is a nationally-recognized activities & resource center for GLBT & questioning youth, ages 14-22. 322-2515, www.lamberthouse.org Seattle Frontrunners Fun Run. 6:30pm. Volunteer Park (in front of Black Sun across for museum). Every Wednesday. (See Saturday at 9am.) WaterWomen Swim. 6:30-7:30pm. Fircrest Pool, 15th NE & NE 155th St. Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. For fat, fat-friendly & differently-abled women of all sexual orientations. (See Monday listing at 6:30pm.) Ingersoll All-Trans Drop-In Support Group. 7-9pm. Seattle Counseling Services, 1216 Pine St, Suite 300. All Transgender, Gender Variant, Gender Queer, Gender Questioning, allies, family & friends are welcome. This is a drop in group to get & give support, social interaction & information for the whole Gender community. No fee, donations welcome. www.ingersoll center.org Lambert House Movie Night. 7-9:30pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Every Wednesday. Lambert House is a nationally-recognized activities & resource center for GLBT & questioning youth, ages 14-22. 322-2515, www.lamberthouse.org Red Cedar Circle. 7-9pm. Interfaith Community Church, 1763 NW 62nd St. Every Wednesday. Songs, dances, teachings & ceremonies of the Pacific Northwest Coast spiritual tradition & culture called SiSiWiss (Scared Breath). Open to all people. 312-6181, www. johnnymoses.com Seattle Movie Bears Movie Night. Check website for details. Every Wednesday night. Gay & Bi men enjoy a movie at a local theater with opportunity to socialize before & after movies. More info: http://groups.yahoo. com/group/seattlemoviebears; or e-mail: seattlemovie
bears-subscribe@yahoogroups.com HIV-Negative Gay & Bi Men. 7:30-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. On-going. This emotional support group provides a forum for HIV- Gay & Bi men to share strategies for staying negative; to explore issues related to being HIV-; & to look at how to find meaning, purpose & lives worth living in the midst of HIV/AIDS. Please speak with the facilitator before attending. Call Scott at 725-2488. www.dunshee house.org HIV+ Support Group. 7:30-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. On going. ARRIVE BY 7:30pm. FREE peer-facilitated emotional support group for HIV+ men. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org Mature Friends Weekly Bridge Group. 7:30pm. Call for location. Every Wednesday. All levels welcome. MF is a social organization for Gay men & women, 40 years & over. www.maturefriends.org Orca Swim Team Workout. 7:30-8:45pm. Seattle University, Connolly Athletic Center, 14th Ave & E Cherry St. (See Sunday listing at 5pm.) Progress - A Recovery Group. 7:30-8:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets every Wednesday. A new group for LGBTQ folks in recovery from substance abuse to explore themselves thru spoken & written word. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org; www.shiftrecovery.org Queer Young Females Group - For Female-Identified Youth, Ages 22 & Under. 7:30-8:30pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Meets every Wednesday. QYF is a confidential group for Queer & questioning women ages 22 & under to talk in a fun, laid back environment. 322-2515, www. lamberthouse.org Washington Gender Alliance Open Support Meeting in Everett. 7:30-9pm. First Congregational Church of Christ, 2624 Rockefeller Ave, Everett. Every Wednesday. Confidential, informal group for people of all gender identities & expressions including butch dykes, cross dressers, TV, TS & feminine men. (360) 671-3358; www.washingtongenderalliance.com. AA Sober & Free Group. 8-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. LGBTQ friendly meeting of AA. www. dunsheehouse.org Border Riders Motorcycle Club Meet & Greet. 8-9pm. The Cuff Complex, 1533 13th Ave (at E Pine St). Meets the Wednesday before the 3rd Saturday each month. www.borderriders.com Crystal Meth Anonymous. 8-9:30pm. Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St. Meets every Wednesday. A 12-step group for quitting & staying off crystal meth.
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Country Western Dancing. Lesson (Line Dance) 8:30-9pm, Open Dancing 9-10:30pm. The Cuff, 1533 13th Ave. Dance lesson by donation. No partner required. www.raincountrydance.org
THURSDAY - July 16
Alcoholics Anonymous “Sober & Safe Group.” 12noon-1pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Open meeting of AA. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunshee house.org. BABES Women’s Support Group/Lunch Meeting. 12 noon-2pm. Call for location. Every Thursday. The BABES Network is a peer led agency; a sisterhood of women facing HIV together. 720-5566 or 888-2921912; www.babesnetwork.org. Strength Over Speed. 2-3:30pm. Harborview’s Madison Clinic, Ground Floor, West Wing, 325 9th Ave. FREE drop-in support group (not a 12 step) for Gay & Bi men who desire recovery from meth. www. strength overspeed.org Oasis Youth Center in Tacoma - For Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Questioning Youth, Ages 14-25. 4-10pm. Call for location & details. Every Thursday. (253) 6712838, www.oasisyouthcenter.org (Also Fridays & 2nd Saturdays 4pm-12 midnight.) Volunteer Drop-In Night at Lifelong AIDS Alliance. 4-7pm. LAA Volunteer Services Office, 1161 11th Ave. Every Thursday. Volunteer on LAA projects - assembling safer sex kits, helping with mailings, a different project every week! Please call before dropping in. 957-1776. www.lifelongaidsalliance.org Q Hour. 4:30-5:30pm. Orion Center, 1828 Yale Ave. 1st & 3rd Thursday of every month. A group for LGBTQ youth 13-21 & their allies. Sponsored by Youthcare. FREE. 622-5555 x 212. Spectrum Natural Health. 5:30-8:30pm. Country Doctor Community Health Clinic, 500 19th Ave E. Every Thursday. Spectrum Natural Health offers primary & naturopathic care for the LGBTQ community. Sliding scale, no one turned away. For info or appointment, call 299-1600. www.cdchc.org Write Your Heart Out - A Queer Youth & Allies Writing Group. 5:30-6:30pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Every Thursday. We all have a story to tell. What is yours? A safe place for queer youth & allies 22 & under to explore one’s self thru the written word. Fiction, non-fiction & poetry will be encouraged & supported. 322-2515, www.lamberthouse.org Dual Recovery Anonymous (DRA). 6-7pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E, Room 2. Meets every Thursday. 12-step group for anyone dealing with dual
recovery issues. 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org B-GLAD (Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Trans & Questioning Adolescent Drop-In Group). 6:30-8pm. Call for location. Every Thursday. Sponsored by Youth Eastside Services, which offers many programs for GLBT youth. (425) 747-4937. Queer Parent Networking Dinner. 6:30-8:30pm. Harry Thomas Community Center in Holly Park, 7315 39th Ave S. Meets 3rd Thursday each month. Meet other LGBT families & talk about the parenting issues that affect your life. Hosted by Northwest Network. Dinner & childcare is on us! RSVP to Deann at 568-7777 or deann@nwnetwork.org Seattle Commission for Sexual Minorities. 6:308:30pm. Municipal Bldg, 600 4th Ave, Room 221. Meets 3rd Thursday each month. SCSM is made up of 15 volunteer members who work to ensure that the City of Seattle fairly & equitably addresses sexual minority concerns. Meetings open to the public. 684-4514. Seattle Tennis Alliance Social Doubles. 6:30-8pm. Lower Woodland Park Courts 5, 6, 7 & 8. Every Tuesday & Thursday. STA is Seattle’s premier Gay & Lesbian tennis club. $2 for members & first-time guests, $5 for returning guests. www.teamseattle.org/sta Boys’ Group - For Male-Identified Youth, Ages 1422. 7-8:30pm. Lambert House, 1818 15th Ave. Support/discussion group meets every Thursday. Lambert House is a nationally-recognized activities & resource center for LGBTQ youth 14-22. 322-2515 ext 16. www. lamberthouse.org LGBT MS Support Group. 7-9pm. Group Health Clinic, 201 16th Ave E. Meets 3rd Thursday of every month. This group is open to members of the LGBT community & allies who have Multiple Sclerosis or are caregivers for people who have MS. We welcome people of all ages & stages of MS. For information, 234-1574. Orca Swim Team Workout. 7-8:15pm. Seattle University, Connolly Athletic Center, 14th Ave & E Cherry St. (See Sunday listing at 5pm.) PFLAG/Bellevue Monthly Meeting. 7pm - study group meets at 6pm. First United Methodist Church, 1934 108th Ave NE, Bellevue. Meets 3rd Thursday each month. (A spouse’s support group runs concurrently with this meeting.) PFLAG/Puget Sound: 3257724. www.bellevue-pflag.org. Pacific Gender Support Drop-In Meeting. 7-9pm. 1812 E Madison St, #204. Meets every Thursday. This is a drop-in group for all: CDs, TVs,TGs, TSs & all those concerned with Gender issues such as family, friends, employers, etc. Donations appreciated. 323-2162, www.pacificgender.org/support/ Rain City Jacks. 7-10pm. Eastlake neighborhood. Meets 1st & 3rd Thursday and the last Sunday of every month. Event location & other details available by email or phone. RCJ is a friendly, sex-positive & non-profit private club. Membership is required to attend club events. Enrollment available online or at the door. Email rc@raincityjacks.org or call 339-JACK. Adult men only. www.raincityjacks.org Rainbow Duplicate Bridge. 7pm. Bus-accessible Central Area location. Every Thursday. (See Saturday listing at 6pm.) Gay Fathers Association of Seattle Support Group. 7:30-9pm. Group Health, 201 16th Ave E, Central Bldg, meeting room varies. Meets every Thursday. Support groups for (1) Gay fathers & (2) for Gay men who are married & may or may not have children. The two groups meet on alternate Wednesdays. For schedule, check http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/gayfathers seattle. www.gfas.org Shifting Gears. 7:30-9pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Ongoing drop-in support group (non 12-step) for anyone of any orientation or gender who desires recovery from drugs or alcohol. For info, call 322-2437; www.dunsheehouse.org THINK Speaker Meeting Al-Anon Family Group. 7:30-9pm. Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St. Meets every Thursday. LGBTQ supported. The Al-Anon Family Groups are a fellowship of relatives & friends of alcoholics who share their experience, strength & hope in order to solve their common problems. Greater Seattle AIS 24-hour number 625-0000.
FRIDAY - July 17
Border Riders Weekend Run to Umpqua’s Last Resort, Steamboat OR (7/17-7/19). www.border riders.com Oasis Youth Center in Tacoma - For Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Questioning Youth, Ages 14-25. 4-10pm. Call for location & details. Every Friday. (253) 6712838, www.oasisyouthcenter.org (Also Thursdays 4-10pm & 2nd Saturdays 4pm-12 midnight.) Blind & Low-Vision Support Group. 6-7:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Meets the 1st & 3rd Friday of every month. Open to all ages of blind & visually impaired LGBT folks. For information call Darryl at 329-2935. Strength Over Speed. 6-7:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. FREE drop-in support group (not a 12-step) for Gay & Bi men who desire recovery from meth. www.strengthoverspeed.org Thrive. 6:30-8pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Every Friday. Peer-led skill building workshop for anyone dealing with substance abuse or other addictive behaviors. For more info or to REGISTER go to thrivepeers@gmail.com WaterWomen Swim. 6:30-7:30pm. Fircrest Pool, 15th NE & NE 155th St. Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. For fat, fat-friendly & differently-abled women of all sexual orientations. (See Monday listing at 6:30pm.) First Fridays in Yakima. 7-9pm. 223 N 1st St, Yakima. Meets 1st & 3rd Fridays. Social, support, education & advocacy group for the Yakima area GLBTQ com-
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munity & their allies. All are welcomed & invited. (509) 576-0276. www.gayakima.com/1stfridays.html Orca Swim Team Workout. 7-8:15pm. Seattle University, Connolly Athletic Center, 14th Ave & E Cherry St. (See Sunday listing at 5pm.) Seattle Prime Timers Coffee Reunion. 7pm. Starbucks, 1600 E Olive Way. Meets the 1st & 3rd Friday of every month. Metro routes 8, 9, 14, 43, 49 & 60. 329-0793; http://seattleprimetimers.usa-50.com Country Western Dancing. Doors 7pm, Lesson (Basic Waltz & Line Dance) 7:15pm, Open Dancing 8:30-10:30pm. The Cuff, 1533 13th Ave. Dance lesson by donation. No partner required. www.raincountry dance.org Out Dancing. Lesson 7:30pm, Dance 8:30pm. Century Ballroom, 915 E Pine St. Gay night at the Century Ballroom, every 3rd & 4th Friday of the month. Dine & dance. Dinner reservations 324-7263. $5 dance lesson, $7 cover. www.centuryballroom.com The Alternative. 8-9:30pm. Dunshee House, 303 17th Ave E. Every Friday. Drop-in social/support group for young Gay & Bi men. Every second Friday of the month is Game Night for Gay/Bi men from 8pm-1am. www. dunsheehouse.org Tribal Instinct. 8-10pm. The Doghouse Bunker, 1202 E Pine St (underneath the Pine St Apts). Meets the 3rd Friday most months. FREE for SML members, $5 for non-members. tribalinstinct@seattlemeninleather. org, www.seattlemeninleather.org Three Dollar Bill Cinema Outdoor Movie Series: “Little Darlings.” 8:30pm. Cal Anderson Park, SE corner, 11th Ave & E Pine St. 80s teen idols Kristy McNichol & Tatum O’Neal star with forever hunky Matt Dillon in this frisky romp thru fast cars, food fights & the end of innocence.
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SATURDAY - July 18
(See previous Saturday for ongoing activities.) Border Riders Weekend Run to Umpqua’s Last Resort, Steamboat OR (7/17-7/19). www.border riders.com Lambert House Queer Rec. 1pm. 1818 15th Ave. 3rd Saturday of every month. Outdoor & indoor adventures for youth ages 22 & under. www.lambert house.org Bi & Bi Mixed-Gender Social Group. 4-6pm. Wayward Coffee, 8570 Greenwood Ave N. Meets 3rd Saturday each month. Social get-together for Bisexual men & women, their partners & other Bi-friendly folks. www.binetseattle.org. Fremont Outdoor Movie: Army of Darkness. 7pm. 3501 Phinney Ave N. GLSEN “School’s Out for the Summer” Fundraiser. 7pm-9pm. CC Attle’s, 15th Ave E & E Madison St. Features raffles & jello shots. Proceeds support GLSEN’s Gay/Straight Alliances in state-wide high schools.
SUNDAY - July 19
(See previous Sunday for ongoing activities.) Border Riders Weekend Run to Umpqua’s Last Resort, Steamboat OR (7/17-7/19). www.border riders.com Ethyl Forever Car Club Monthly Meeting. Board 10:30am, Membership 11;30am. Mark restaurant, 914 SW 152nd St, Burien. Meets the 3rd Sunday of every month. ethylforever@hotmail.com Seattle Prime Timers Monthly Potluck Social & General Meeting. 2-4pm. Seattle First Baptist Church Recreation Hall, 1111 Harvard Ave (at E Seneca St enter thru glass doors on Harvard Ave.) Meets 3rd Sunday most months. Bring a dish to serve 6-8 people. $4 door fee covers hall rental. SPT is a social club for Gay men & their friends. 329-0793. Seattle PolyFidelity Discussion Group Potluck Meeting. 5-7:30pm. Meets 3rd Sunday of odd-numbered months at a poly-friendly location. PolyFidelity welcomes persons of all sexual orientations who are interested in discussing responsible alternatives to monogamy. Followed by a Poly Party. For more information & location, www.scn.org/~spg
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American Veterans for Equal Rights - www.aver. us Bellingham/Whatcom County - www.theslowlane. com/guide.html Bent Arts is the nation’s only non-profit Queer writing institute. info@bentwriting.com, www.bentwriting. com BiNet Seattle is a mixed gender, social group for Bisexuals, their partners & other Bi-friendly folks - www. binetseattle.org. Seattle Bisexual Women’s Network - www.geocities.com/sbwn Capitol Hill Alano Club, 1900 E Madison St, offers a schedule of LGBTQ-supported 12-step meetings. For current schedule of meetings visit www.chacseattle.org or call 587-2838, 24/7. Central Washington University GALA Hotline: (509) 963-1994. DIFFA/Seattle (Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS). 763-8885; www.diffa.org DOMESTIC VIOLENCE & SEXUAL ASSAULT: Crisis Clinic, 461-3222 (24 hour line); King County Sexual Assault Resource Center (KCSARC) - 24-hour crisis line for information, support, & medical & legal assistance: 1-888-99-VOICE; Northwest Network - support & advocacy for LGBT Survivors of Abuse & Dating Violence, 568-7777 (voice), 517-9670 (tty), www. nwnetwork.org; Pierce County Domestic Violence Helpline: Teresa, (253) 798-4166; Seattle Counseling Service for Sexual Minorities - offers on-going support groups for men: 323-1768; Seattle Police Dept Domestic Violence Unit, 684-0330; State Wide
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Domestic Violence Hot Line, 1-800-562-6025. In an emergency call 911. Report domestic violence and sexual assault. Dunshee House (Home of SASG) offers support, discussion & skills groups, 1 to 1 peer mentoring & special events for those affected by HIV/AIDS & the greater LGBT communities. 322-2437; www.dunshee house.org Equal Rights Washington - 324-2570; www.equalrightswashington.org Everett/Snohomish Cty - www.gaysnohomish.org Gay City organizes events & activities for Gay & Bi men & offers anonymous & confidential HIV/STD testing at the Center for LGBT Health, 511 E Pike St. More info or to schedule an appointment, 860-6969. www.gaycity.org Gay & Lesbian National Hotline (GLNH): 1-888-THEGLNH (1-888-843-4564). Non-profit, peer-counseling, information & local resources telephone hotline for GLBT people across the country. Greater Seattle Business Association (GSBA) 363-9188; www.thegsba.org HIV/AIDS Program, Seattle/King County Dept of Public Health, provides confidential/anonymous information about & testing for HIV/AIDS. 205-7837. Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle & the Olympic & Rainier Empire - www.imperialcourtofseattle.com Lifelong AIDS Alliance - 328-8979, www.lifelongaids alliance.org MEN: Gay City: 860-6969, www.gaycity.org; Knights of Malta: 329-0886, mailbox@jetchapterkofm.com; Mature Friends: Gay men & women 40 & over, www. maturefriends.org; Northwest Bears: 903-9288, www. nwbears.com; The Olympians: www.The Olympians. net; POZSeattle: www.pozseattle.org; Q-Squared: www.qsquared.org; Rain City Jacks: 339-JACK, www. raincityjacks.org, Romp Naked: www.rompnaked.org; Seattle Gay Couples: www. seattlegaycouples.org; Seattle Men in Leather: www.seattlemeninleather. org; Seattle Prime Timers: Gay & Bi men 40 & over, 329-0793; www.seattle primetimers.org. Multifaith Works - 324-1520; www.multifaith.org MUSIC: Diverse Harmony: www.diverseharmony.org; Rainbow City Band: 1-866-841-9139 ext 2126; rainbowcityband@onebox.com; www.rainbowcity band. com; Seattle Men’s Chorus and Seattle Women’s Chorus: 323-0750, www.flyinghouse. org; Sound Mosaic: 860-SLGC, www.slgc.org Northwest Rainbow Alliance for the Deaf - www. nwrad.org
Out & Equal Workplace Advocates/Seattle Regional Affiliate supports the work of LGBT employees and the growing number of ERGs (Employee Resource Groups) making a difference within local companies. www.outandequal.org/affiliates/seattle PARENTHOOD: Families Like Ours provides a network of safe placement agencies, training, support & resources: 441-7602, www.familieslikeours. org; Family Works offers support, information & activities for LGBT families: 694-6727, www.familyworks. org; Gay Fathers’ Association of Seattle offers support groups & social activities: www.gfas. org; Maybe Baby, info@maybebabyseattle.org; Queer Parent Networking Dinners: Deann, 568-7777, deann@ nwnetwork. org; Rainbow Families of Puget Sound: www.rainbowfamiliesps.org Parents, Family & Friends of Lesbians & Gays (PFLAG)/Puget Sound: 325-7724, www.seattle-pflag. org, with directory of PFLAG chapters in Washington state; National PFLAG, www.pflag.org PEOPLE OF COLOR: Entre Hermanos, GLBT Latinos/as, 322-7700, www.entrehermanos.org; Ile LaiLai, 781-3565, iya@ilelailai.org; Long Yang Club, 264-4304; www.longyangclub.org/seattle; Men of All Colors & Cultures Together (MACCT), 932-8313, macctseattle@yahoo.com; NW Two-Spirit Society, SeattleTwoSpirit@hotmail.com; PFLAG/FOCUS (Families of Color United in Support), 325-7724; People of Color Against AIDS Network (POCAAN), 322-7061; Sistah 2 Sistah, LBT women of African descent, 322-7061, 255-8951; Sojourner Truth Unity Fellowship Church, 723-9395; Trikone-Northwest, GLBT South Asians, (425) 985-4376, www.trikone-nw. org; Two-Spirit Honor Project, 1-866-685-0164. Pride Foundation - 323-3318; www.pridefoundation. org Project NEON is a program of Seattle Counseling Service providing FREE information & services to Gay & Bi men to reduce health risks associated with methamphetamine use. 323-1768. www.crystalneon.org Public Health-Seattle & King County Online Comprehensive Health Information for Sexual Minorities: www.metrokc.gov/health/glbt Q Law: The GLBT Bar Association of WA - 6826711; www.q-law.org Safe Schools Coalition - www.safeschools coalition.org SEAMEC interviews, researches & rates candidates for public office on issues of concern to the LGBT
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community. www.seamec.org Seattle Commission for Sexual Minorities - 6844503. Seattle Counseling Service for Sexual Minorities is a community mental health service for GLBT persons & their families. 323-1768. Seattle Police Department Sexual Minorities Community Advisory Council: kim.bogucki@seattle. gov Seattle Treatment Education Project (STEP) E-zine is an electronic resource distributed to people affected by HIV/AIDS, case managers, front line workers & other health professionals. Now a part of Lifelong AIDS Alliance, 328-8979, www.thebody.com/step/ steppage.html Servicemembers Legal Defense Network - (202) 328-3244; www.sldn.org Shanti - 324-1520; www.multifaith.org/shanti/ Snohomish Health District HIV/AIDS Program provides free confidential/anonymous HIV counseling & testing 1-5pm Monday-Friday. (425) 339-5298. SPORTS & RECREATION: Bent Car Guys: www. bentcarguys.org; Border Riders Motorcycle Club: 686-4176, www.borderriders.com; Bottom Dwellers Scuba Club: www.bottomdwellers.org; Cascade Flyers: www.cascadeflyers.org; Different Spokes Bicycle Club: www.differentspokes.org; Emerald City Softball Association: 938-7402, www.gayseattlesoftball. com; Ethyl Forever Car Club: http://Clubs. Hemmings.com/EthylForever CarClub/; Festival of the Babes: www.festivalofthebabes.com; Hiking Group: 632-5405; Jet City Hoops (Basketball): www. jetcityhoops.org; Olympic Yacht Club: www.oycnw. org; OutVentures: outdoor education & recreation activities, www.outventures.org; Pacific Northwest Gay Rodeo Association: www.pacificnw gra.org; Puddletown Squares: www.puddletown dancers. org; Rain Country: a country-western dance organization catering to the LGBTQ community but open to all, www.raincountrydance.org; Ski Buddies: www. skibuddies.org; Team Seattle Gay Sports Network is an umbrella organization for a wide range of local GLBT sports activities, 367-4064, www.team seattle. org (see website for comprehensive list of sports clubs); Triangle Recreation Camp at Bender Creek: recreational camping for GLBT folks. Must be 21; ID required. trc@camptrc.org, www.camptrc.org, 1122 E Pike St #1069, Seattle 98122-3934. Strength Over Speed - www.strengthoverspeed.org Tacky Tourist Clubs of America, Seattle Chapter - www.ttca.org; bruce@ttca.org; 1122 E Pike St PMB 905, Seattle, WA 98122-3934. Tacoma/Pierce County - Rainbow Center, 741 St Helens Ave, a resource center for the LGBTIQA community of Pierce County, (253) 383-2318, www. rainbowcntr.org TRANSGENDER: Emerald City Social Club: (425) 827-9494; Gender Odyssey: www.genderodyssey. com; Ingersoll Gender Center: 329-6651, www. ingersollcenter.org; Pacific Gender Support: 3232162, www.pacificgender.org; Washington Gender Alliance: (360) 445-2411, www.washington genderalliance.com WOMEN: BABES: support groups for HIV+ women. 720-5566, 1-888-292-1912; Festival of the Babes: www.festivalofthebabes.com; www.LesBeHealthy. org; Lesbians Over 40: 328-4895; Mature Friends: Gay men & women 40 & over, www.maturefriends.org; Older Lesbians Organizing for Change/WA State Chapter: gloria@oloc.org, mary@oloc.org, www.oloc. org; Pacific Northwest Lesbian Archives: www. pnwlesbianarchives.org; RainshadowWomen: RainshadowWomen@aol.com, http://rainshadow women. tripod.com/; Tacoma Lesbian Concern (TLC): www. tacomalesbianconcern.org; WOWS: a fun, memberdriven social group for Lesbians, http://groups.yahoo. com/group/womenofwestseattle Yakima: First Fridays - (509) 576-0276. www.gayakima.com/1stfridays.html YOUTH: B-GLAD (Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Trans & Questioning Adolescent Drop-In Group): Youth Eastside Services offers many programs for GLBT youth, including B-GLAD, (425) 747-4937; Diverse Harmony: www.diverseharmony. org; GLBTQ Youth Suicide Prevention Program: 297-5922, ext 116; GLSEN/Washington State (Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network) & Washington State GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance) Network: GLSEN works to create safe schools for LGBT students. As a program of GLSEN/WA, WA GSA Network supports youth-led GSA’s to fight harassment & homophobia in Washington state schools. 330-2099; www.glsenwa.org; www. wagsa.org. GLOBE (Gay, Lesbian, Open-Minded, & Bisexual Empowerment): a support group & HIV/STD prevention program for GLBTQ youth, ages14-20, in Everett, David/Brenda, (425) 263-2908, www.globeyouth.org; InsideOut: a support group for GLBTQ youth ages 13-18, in Shoreline. 362-7282 ext 242; Lambert House: an activities & resource center for LGBT youth, ages 14-22, in Seattle, 322-2515, www.lamberthouse. org; www.MatthewsPlace.com; Oasis Youth Center: for GLBTQ youth, ages 14-25, in Tacoma, (253) 671-2838, www.oasisyouthcen ter.org; Parents, Family & Friends of Lesbians & Gays (PFLAG)/ Puget Sound: 325-7724, www.seattle-pflag.org; Safe Schools Coalition: www.safeschools coalition.org; 632-0662 ext 49 (non-emergency), 1-888-99-VOICE (crisis line); Seattle Young People’s Project (Queer Youth Resource Board): 860-9606, www.sypp.org; Teen Link: 461-4922, 1-888-431-TEEN; YouthCare/ Orion Center: 622-5555; YouthCare/Isis Program (Transitional Living Home for LGBTQ Young Adults, 18-22): 522-8412.
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