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(CC) (6:20) “Misery” (CC) (:10) ››› “Frequency” (2000) iTV. ’ (:15) ››› “October Sky” (1999) iTV. ’ (:05) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (CC) (:15) ›››› “Terms of Endearment” (1983) iTV. ’ ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” “Karate Kid II” (:10) ›› “Volcano” (1997) iTV. ’ (CC) (8:55) ››› “Twins” (1988) (:45) ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) (:20) ›› “Eraser” (1996) iTV. ’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Volcano” (1997) (CC) (6:00) “Twins” (1988) (7:50) ›› “Cutthroat Island” (1995) (CC) “Interview With the Vampire: Chronicles” (:05) “Kite” (2014) India Eisley. ››› “Eight Below” (2006) Paul Walker. (:40) ››› “The Game” (1997) Michael Douglas. (CC) (6:45) “Friday Night Lights” (CC) (:45) ›› “Fighting” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Legacy REAL Sports Gumbel “Everything Is Copy” Last “Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer” Unbroken ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000) ‘PG’ Batman (:45) ››› “Bessie” (2015) Queen Latifah. 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Edgar” (2011) Leonardo DiCaprio. ’ ‘R’ (:35) ››› “The Insider” (1999) Al Pacino. ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Boxer” (1997) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (6:45) ›› “Repo Man” (1984) (:20) ›› “The Judge” (2014) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “The Fault in Our Stars” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (12:55) ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Blackhat” (2015) ’ ‘R’ (CC) “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” (:25) “Children of Men” (2006) (6:55) ››› “Ghost Town” ’ (:40) ›› “Horrible Bosses 2” (2014) ‘R’ ›› “A Million Ways to Die in the West” ››› “Miller’s Crossing” (1990) ‘R’ (CC) (10:50) “The Maze Runner” (CC) (:45) ›› “Grand Canyon” (1991) Danny Glover. ‘R’ “Insidious Chp 3” (6:55) ›› “Summer Catch” ’ (:40) ››› “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” (CC) ›› “Demolition Man” (1993) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:20) Vice (:15) ››› “Being There” (1979) Peter Sellers. ‘PG’ ›› “Pay It Forward” (2000) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:35) ›› “Dumb and Dumber To” (2014) (:25) ››› “Neighbors” (2014) (:05) ›› “Enemy at the Gates” (2001) ’ ‘R’ (CC) Snow Day ›› “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” “Wes Craven Presents: They” ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) ‘PG’ (:35) ›› “What If” (2013) (CC) (:15) ›› “Camp X-Ray” (2014) ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) (CC) Lucky “Clouds of Sils” (:25) ›› “Delivery Man” (2013) (:15) ››› “Clouds of Sils Maria” (2014) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. ››› “Ginger & Rosa” (2012) (:15) ››› “A Murder in the Park” (2014) Bandits “Knock Knock, It’s Tig Notaro” The Spymasters -- CIA in the Crosshairs (:45) “Spring Broke” (2016) ‘NR’ L Word Mississippi Meru ‘R’ ›› “Copying Beethoven” (CC) (:45) “Prophet’s Prey” (2015) ’ ‘NR’ (CC) (:25) “In My Father’s House” ‘R’ ››› “Up in the Air” (2009) ’ ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Joneses” (2009) ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Knuckleball!” (2012) ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “Zodiac” (2007) Jake Gyllenhaal. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:40) › “Killing Season” (2013) › Bratz (:25) ›› “Wicker Park” (2004) ’ ‘PG-13’ ›› “Pride” (2007) Terrence Howard. ‘PG’ ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014) Aaron Paul. (CC) ›› “The Gift” (2000) Cate Blanchett. ‘R’ (:25) “The Last Fall” (2012) (CC) (:05) ›› “Bandits” (2001) Bruce Willis. (6:35) ›› “Invincible” (2006) (:14) ›› “30 Days of Night” (2007) (CC) (:13) ››› “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (2015) iTV. ’ (:40) ›› “Big Game” (2014) “McFarland, USA” (:10) ››› “Guardians of the Galaxy” (:15) ››› “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (2015) iTV. ’ (:38) ››› “Fury” (2014, War) Brad Pitt. iTV. ’ (CC) (1:55) Black Sails ’ (2:50) ›› “Stealth” (2005) Josh Lucas. “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (:25) Black Sails (iTV) (:20) ››› “Predator” (1987) (8:53) ››› “Sideways” (2004) iTV. ’ (:05) ›› “McFarland, USA” (2015) Kevin Costner. (:19) ›› “Wolf Totem” (2015) (CC) Sideways (:20) ›› “Aloha” (2015) (CC) (:10) ›› “Million Dollar Arm” (2014) (CC) (:15) “Into the Grizzly Maze” (2014) iTV. ’ (12:50) ›› “The Edge” (1997) iTV. ’ (2:55) › “Sex Tape” (2014) (:35) ›› “Aloha” (2015) (CC) (6:50) ›› “Rudderless” (2014) (:40) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) iTV. ’ (CC) (:10) ›› “War Room” (2015, Drama) (CC) (:15) ›› “Pearl Harbor” (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett. iTV. ’ (CC) (:20) ›› “Rudderless” (2014) “Kate & Leopold” ’ “Last Knights” (2015) Clive Owen. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014) Aaron Paul. (:15) ››› “Snowpiercer” (2013) Chris Evans. ’ ‘R’ ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. ‘PG-13’ (CC) ››› “Rampart” Ad “Paper Planes” (2014) ‘NR’ (CC) (:10) › “Celtic Pride” (1996) ’ (:45) “Like Sunday, Like Rain” (2014) ‘R’ Why Horr ›› “The Watcher” (2000) ‘R’ (:10) › “Bratz” (2007) Nathalia Ramos. ’ › “Ticks” (1993) ’ ‘R’ (CC) “Growing Up” (:10) ››› “St. Vincent” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (9:55) “Common” (2014) ’ ‘NR’ ›› “Boulevard” (2014) ’ ‘R’ “Iverson” (2014) ’ ‘NR’ (CC) ››› “St. Vincent” (2014) ’ (:15) ›› “The Mirror Has Two Faces” ’ Mistaken (:45) ›› “The Three Musketeers” (1993) “Garm Wars: The Last Druid” (:45) W. ››› “The Aviator” (2004) Leonardo DiCaprio. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:05) ››› “Rampart” (2011) ’ ‘R’ (CC) ››› “The Seven Five” (2014) Superstar ››› “The Station Agent” ‘R’ ››› “Good Morning, Vietnam” (1987) ’ ›› “Last Vegas” (2013) (CC) (:45) ›› “Jersey Girl” (2004) Ben Affleck. ››› “Chasing Amy” (1997) Ben Affleck. (:25) ›› “The Pink Panther”
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Q&A: Loud commercials, more ‘Fargo’ BY RICH HELDENFELS Tribune News Service
You have questions. I have some answers. Q: Commercials, particularly the local ones, are just obnoxiously loud as compared to the show broadcast. I thought that there was a rule of “acceptable 6:00
level” that was to be enforced by the FCC. So who is dropping the ball and whom should I contact? A: I have an answer, although I don’t think you will like it much. Federal law includes the CALM (Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation) Act from 2010. FCC rules then apply the
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word “average.” As I understand the rules, the average loudness of the commercial is measured by averaging the loudness of all components of the sound (dialogue, background music and so on) over the length of the commercial. Then, the average loudness of the program is measured
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constant volume level across programs and commercials. These functions usually need to The FCC adds that “you may be activated through the equipbe able to activate certain settings in your television or home ment’s ‘Set Up/Audio’ menu.” If you still think something is theater system to help stabilize wrong, you can complain one overall loudness. Many televiof three ways. By telephone: sions and home theater sys1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225tems have features to control 5322); TTY to 1-888-TELL-FCC loudness, such as automatic (1-888-835-5322); or ASL to gain control, audio compression or audio limiters, that can 1-844-432-2275. Online: consumbe turned on to provide a more ercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us. CONTINUED FROM 6
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after the end of the first season. There will also be at least one character returning from earlier episodes, although it is not clear who. Entertainment Weekly said in January that a best bet is Lou Solverson, played by Keith Carradine in the first season and Patrick Wilson in the second. But it also noted that series showrunner Noah Hawley “could just totally surprise us, as he tends to do.”
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Ratings for ‘The Passion’ not a miracle for Fox Orleans, drew a relatively modest audience of 6.6 milFox’s “The Passion” scored lion viewers and a 1.6 rating less than miraculous results in among viewers ages 18 to 49. its Palm Sunday broadcast. That’s down sharply from The semi-live musical, which the network’s previous live told the story of Jesus’ last musical event, “Grease: days on Earth and was broad- Live,” which drew 12.2 milcast from the streets of New lion viewers and an impresBY MEREDITH BLAKE Tribune News Service
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The First 48 ’ (CC) The First 48 “The Ties That Bind” (CC) The First 48: Murder in the Family (N) (9:01) The First 48: Murder in the Family (10:02) The First 48: Revenge Kills ’ (11:01) The First 48 ’ (CC) (4:30) ››› “Twister” (1996) (CC) The Walking Dead Rick and the others struggle. (CC) The Walking Dead “JSS” (CC) The Walking Dead “Thank You” (CC) The Walking Dead A new face appears; trust issues form. My Cat From Hell ’ (CC) My Cat From Hell (Season Premiere) (N) (8:01) My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks (9:02) My Cat From Hell ’ (10:03) My Cat From Hell ’ My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks ’ The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Orange County ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Party Down South Party Down South Party Down South ››› “Gridiron Gang” (2006, Drama) The Rock, Xzibit. A counselor turns juvenile criminals into football players. (CC) (4:14) ››› “Coming to America” Kevin Hart Presents: Keith Robinson Kevin Hart Presents: Lil Rel Howery Kevin Hart Presents: Plastic Cup Boyz Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (CC) (11:04) Trevor Noah: African American Piece of Game SportsNet Central NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Nashville Predators. From the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tenn. Blackhawks All SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Fight Sports Cheaters ’ (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers ’ Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Bering Sea Gold “The Deadline” (CC) Bering Sea Gold “The Gamble” (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie ’ ›› “Bedtime Stories” (2008) Adam Sandler. ’ (CC) Lab Rats: Bio. Lab Rats: Bio. Star Wars Rebels Star Wars Rebels Austin & Ally (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) (4:30) ›› “Safe Haven” (2013, Romance) Josh Duhamel, Julianne Hough, Cobie Smulders. A woman with a dark secret falls in love with a widowed father. (CC) 30 for 30 Shorts (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) 30 for 30 30 for 30 Shorts Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsNation (N) 30 for 30 E:60 Profile (CC) Arena Football Jacksonville Sharks at Los Angeles KISS. From the Honda Center in Anaheim, Calif. (N) 30 for 30 (CC) Baseball Tonight Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive ››› “Clueless” (1995) Alicia Silverstone. Spoiled Beverly Hills teens careen through the good life. ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. College students enter an a cappella competition. › “Spice World” (1997) Premiere. (5:00) ››› “The Croods” (2013) ’ ›› “Hotel Transylvania” (2012, Comedy) Voices of Adam Sandler. ’ (CC) ›› “Hotel Transylvania” (2012, Comedy) Voices of Adam Sandler. ’ (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) “Anything for Love” (2016, Romance) Erika Christensen, Paul Greene. ‘G’ (CC) “All Yours” (2016) Nicolette Sheridan, Jayne Eastwood. Premiere. ‘G’ (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Flip or Flop (CC) Flip or Flop (CC) Property Brothers “Tory & Darren” Property Brothers “Samantha & Yaron” House Hunters Renovation (N) (CC) Bought the Farm Bought the Farm Property Brothers “Samantha & Yaron” Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars ’ (9:31) Pawn Stars (10:03) Pawn Stars (10:32) Pawn Stars (11:01) Pawn Stars (11:31) Pawn Stars (5:00) “Don’t Wake Mommy” (2015) “Deadly Daycare” (2014, Drama) Kayla Ewell, Christy Carlson Romano. ‘PG’ (CC) (9:02) “Stalked by My Doctor” (2015) Eric Roberts, Brianna Chomer. ‘14’ (CC) (11:02) “Deadly Daycare” (2014) ‘PG’ (5:00) ›› “Dance Flick” (2009) ’ › “Date Movie” (2006, Romance-Comedy) Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell. ’ ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. › Date Movie ’ Henry Danger “Indestructible Henry” ’ The Thundermans School of Rock (N) Bella, Bulldogs Game Shakers ’ Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped Snapped Killerpost (N) Snapped Killerpost Snapped Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale. ’ “Dead 7” (2016) Nick Carter. Gunslingers are tasked with taking down zombies. › “The Final Destination” (2009, Horror) Bobby Campo, Shantel VanSanten. (CC) ›› “Resident Evil” (2002, Horror) Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez. (CC) 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. From NRG Stadium in Houston. (N) Inside March Madness (N) (Live) The Detour “Sneak Peek Preview” 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ (CC) 48 Hours on ID “Over the Edge” (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ (CC) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) (5:00) NCAA Final Four Team Stream (N) (Live) (CC) NCAA Final Four Team Stream (N) (Live) (CC) The Detour “Sneak Peek Preview” ›› “Bad Boys II” (2003) (CC) Adventure Time (N) Adventure Time Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Dimension W (N) Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures “The Domes” (CC) Deadly Possessions (CC) The Dead Files (Season Premiere) (N) The Dead Files (CC) Deadly Possessions (CC) (5:00) NCAA Final Four Team Stream (N) (Live) (CC) NCAA Final Four Team Stream (N) (Live) (CC) Those Who Can’t Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers (4:30) ››› “My Cousin Vinny” (1992) Lopez (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta “Boriqua” ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ (Part 1 of 2) Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta “Leaked” ’ (5:35) ›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994) Tim Robbins. iTV. ’ (CC) Outlander “The Way Out” (iTV) (CC) (8:56) Outlander “The Gathering” (iTV) (9:55) ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes. iTV. ’ (CC) (5:00) ›› “Pitch Perfect 2” (2015) (CC) ››› “Trainwreck” (2015) Amy Schumer, Bill Hader. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (9:05) Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo Under the Lights (10:20) Vinyl “The King and I” ’ (CC) (11:20) Girls (CC) ››› “300” (2007, Action) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham. ’ (CC) Banshee “Something out of the Bible” ›› “Self/less” (2015) Ryan Reynolds, Natalie Martinez. ’ (CC) Banshee “Something out of the Bible” Billions “Quality of Life” ’ (CC) Shameless “Sleep No More” ’ (CC) ›› “The Duff” (2015, Comedy) Mae Whitman. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (9:45) ›› “Black Snake Moan” (2007, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (11:45) Shameless (6:08) Outlander (iTV) ’ (CC) (7:06) Outlander “The Wedding” (iTV) (8:01) Outlander “Both Sides Now” (iTV) ››› “Ant-Man” (2015, Action) Paul Rudd, Michael Douglas. iTV. ’ (CC) ››› “22 Jump Street” (2014) iTV. ’ ››› “Scream 3” (2000) David Arquette, Neve Campbell. Premiere. ’ (CC) “Lumberjack Man” (2015) Brina Palencia. Premiere. ’ (CC) (9:45) “The Culling” (2015, Horror) Jeremy Sumpter. ’ (CC) (11:10) “Lumberjack Man” (2015) ’
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When adopting or purchasing new dogs, dog owners must accept that their companion animals will be part of their lives for the next decade-plus. When dogs are welcomed into a home, they can alter the family dynamic and bring families immeasurable amounts of joy. So it’s understandable that pet parents want that joy to last as long as possible, and prospective pet owners may be surprised to learn that some breeds have longer life expectancies than others.
formerly known as Pomerania, which was located in parts of present-day Germany and Poland. Queen Victoria fell in love with a pomeranian and made the dog popular in England. These small pups can live between 14 to 16 years. · Yorkshire terrier: Adorable Yorkies are a favorite of dog-lovers and can live as long as 20 years. · Dachshund: Affectionately known as the “weiner dog,” these lively pups typically remain loyal companions for anywhere from 12 to 15 years. · Chihuahua: One of the smallest dog breeds, chihuahuas also · Collie: Fans of the television show “Lassie” fell in love with tend to be one of the longest-living. The longest-living chihuahua intelligent collies. These dogs were bred to herd sheep and reached 20 years old. cattle, but they’re also excellent family dogs. Collies tend to live · Pomeranian: Pomeranians hail from a region of the world between 15 and 16 years.