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(12:55) ›› “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) (2:50) ›› “Blow” (2001) Johnny Depp. (:40) “White Water Summer” (:15) “Moonstruck” › Annie (:20) ››› “Capote” (2005) iTV. ’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Boyz N the Hood” (1991) (CC) (:20) ››› “Foxcatcher” (2014) iTV. ’ (:15) › “Annie” (2014) Jamie Foxx. iTV. ’ “So I Married an Axe Murderer” ›››› “Jaws” (1975) Roy Scheider. (CC) “Courage Under” › Annie (:40) ››› “Moonstruck” (1987) Cher. (:25) ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) (:10) ›› “Invincible” (2006) iTV. ’ (CC) “Unaccompanied” Vertical (:15) › “What Happens in Vegas” (2008) ›› “Take the Lead” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Wimbledon” (2004) (CC) (:40) ››› “Finding Forrester” (2000) Sean Connery. › “What Happens in Vegas” Rosie O’Donnell (6:00) ››› “Get On Up” (CC) ›› “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” (CC) ›› “Taken 3” (2014) Liam Neeson. 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(6:25) “Seventh Son” (:10) ›› “The Lake House” (2006) ‘PG’ Meet (9:50) ›› “Poseidon” (2006) ›› “Jupiter Ascending” (2015) ‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “Let’s Be Cops” (2014) ‘R’ (CC) (:25) ›› “Hollywoodland” (2006) ‘R’ (CC) Bad Boys (:25) › “Because I Said So” “Austin Powers: Mystery” Black Knt (:10) ›› “The Astronaut Farmer” (2007) ››› “Breach” (2007) Chris Cooper. (CC) (:20) ›› “The Invasion” (2007) ›› “Dracula Untold” (2014) “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” Shattered (:10) ›› “Joyful Noise” (2012) ’ ‘PG-13’ (:10) ›› “Jersey Boys” (2014) John Lloyd Young. ‘R’ (:25) ››› “The Phantom of the Opera” (2004) (CC) (:40) ›› “The Black Dahlia” (2006) ’ ‘R’ (4:55) “Street Kings” (6:40) › “Wild Wild West” (CC) ››› “Mulholland Dr.” (2001) Justin Theroux. ’ ‘R’ ››› “300” (2007) Gerard Butler. ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Runaway Train” (1985) Jon Voight. (2:55) ›› “Dark Blue” (2002) Kurt Russell. (6:00) “Camp X-Ray” “Echoes of War” (2015) James Badge Dale. “The Death of” (:45) › “The Condemned” (2007) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ›› “Camp X-Ray” (2014) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) ››› “Zodiac” (2007) Jake Gyllenhaal. ‘R’ (CC) Maz Jobrani: I’m Not a Terrorist ››› “King Kong” (2005, Adventure) Naomi Watts. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Back (6:05) ›› “Angela’s Ashes” ››› “Freedom Writers” (2007) ‘PG-13’ (:10) ›› “The Fifth Estate” (2013) ’ ‘R’ (CC) “Runaway Bride” ’ (:15) ›› “The Hundred-Foot Journey” (2014) ’ ‘PG’ ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “Listen to Me Marlon” (:45) ››› “Twelve Monkeys” Meet Joe “The Death of “Superman Lives”” ›› “Last Vegas” (2013) Michael Douglas. › “The Condemned” (2007) Steve Austin. ›› “The Program” (1993) James Caan. ››› “Zodiac” (2007) Jake Gyllenhaal. ’ ‘R’ (CC) “Kate & Leopold” ’ ››› “Freedom Writers” (2007) ‘PG-13’ (:05) ››› “The Imitation Game” (2014) ››› “World Trade Center” (2006) (CC) (:10) ››› “The Salvation” ‘R’ (:45) ››› “Sling Blade” (1996) Billy Bob Thornton. 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(:20) ››› “Whiplash” (2014) (6:15) “Cinderella” The Take (:20) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. iTV. ’ (CC) The Take Black Sails “XX.” ’ ›› “Fools Rush In” (1997) iTV. ’ (CC) Cinderella (10:55) ››› “Whiplash” (CC) (3:55) › “Strange Magic” (CC) (:05) Black Sails (iTV) (:05) ›› “Big Game” (2014) Avengers (6:45) › “Just Before I Go” (:20) ›› “When the Game Stands Tall” (:20) ››› “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (:45) ››› “Fury” (2014, War) Brad Pitt. iTV. ’ (CC) (6:35) ››› “Avengers: Age of Ultron” ››› “City of Angels” (1998) iTV. ’ (10:55) ››› “Cinderella” (CC) (:45) ››› “Still Alice” (2014) iTV. ’ ›› “Heaven Is for Real” (CC) (:10) ››› “Total Recall” (1990) iTV. ’ “Heaven Is for Real” (:10) ››› “Cinderella” (2015) iTV. ’ The Take › “Sex Tape” (2014) iTV. ’ ›› “The Guardian” (2006) Kevin Costner. iTV. ’ (:25) ››› “Twins” (1988) (CC) (:10) ››› “The Nutty Professor” (1996) “Return to Nim’s Island” (2013) (:15) Genesis: Sum of the Parts ’ (CC) “StreetDance 2” (2012) ’ ‘NR’ ›› “The Giver” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (:40) ›› “Wolves” (2014) ‘R’ (:15) ›› “Religulous” (2008) Bill Maher. ››› “Dick Tracy” “Honey, Shrunk” (:15) “Delivery Man” (:05) “A Promise” (2013) ’ ‘R’ (:45) ›› “Delivery Man” (2013) ‘PG-13’ ››› “Calendar Girls” (2003) ’ ‘PG-13’ ››› “Philomena” (2013) (CC) (:10) ›› “Bandits” (2001) Bruce Willis. ’ “Mighty Joe Young” ››› “Happy-Go-Lucky” (2008) ‘R’ (CC) After (CC) ››› “Inside Llewyn Davis” (:45) ››› “Desperate Hours” (1990) ‘R’ ›› “Mighty Joe Young” (1998) ‘PG’ (CC) ››› “Happy-Go-Lucky” (2008) ‘R’ (CC) “Diving Bell” (:10) ›› “Adventures in Babysitting” (CC) ›› “W.” (2008) Josh Brolin. ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:10) › “My Teacher’s Wife” (:40) ››› “Lucky Them” (2013) ‘R’ (CC) (:20) ›› “God’s Pocket” ‘R’ (4:50) ›› “W.” ’ Broadway (:20) “StreetDance 2” (2012) ’ “Dave Chappelle’s Block Party” (:45) “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” (:45) “Dead Poets Society” ‘PG’ (8:50) ››› “Dead Poets Society” (1989) ›› “Mystery, Alaska” (1999) ’ ‘R’ (CC)
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Q&A: When will ‘Nashville,’ ‘Castle’ return? BY RICH HELDENFELS Tribune News Service
You have questions. I have some answers. Q: Will “Nashville” and “Castle,” both on ABC, be returning any time soon? A: Yes. “Nashville” will be back on March 16. “Castle” resumes 6:00
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“MS” Impress guests with restaurant-quality appetizer Hosting for the holidays comes with many responsibilities. One of the biggest such responsibilities is feeding guests. While turkey may be the go-to entrée at the holiday dinner table, hosts have a little more leeway with regard to appetizers and snacks served
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may require hosts go the extra mile with regard to appetizers. Hosts who want to wow their guests with a restaurantworthy appetizer can consider the following recipe for “Salt Crust Scallops With Thai Lime Dipping Sauce” courtesy of Mark Bitterman’s “Salt Block
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before the meal. What constitutes the right appetizers or snacks typically depends on the atmosphere of your holiday celebration. Standard snacks like potato chips or cookies are well suited to casual affairs, while more formal holiday dinners
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Jane Lynch flying high in ‘Angel From Hell’ BY FRAZIER MOORE The Associated Press
NEW YORK – “A nice match,” says Jane Lynch, referring to herself and her new sitcom role. “Made in heaven, if you will.” Heaven, indeed. On CBS’ “Angel From Hell” (Thursdays at 8:30 p.m.), Lynch plays Amy, a spirited but scat6:00
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God? Or is she a boozy, jobless nutcase from the streets? “At one point I do something great for Allison and she says, ‘Are you really an angel, or are you just crazy?’ And I just say, ‘Does it matter?’” In the process, Lynch stands tall keeping Allison bemused as to just who Amy is. 8:00
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Lynch admits to being a bit bemused, too. At a recent interview in New York, Lynch reports that once her series took flight, “with every new script I read, I said, ‘This is too crazy.’” Like when Amy stops on a street corner to consult with a traffic light, which she recognizes as a fellow
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The First 48 ’ (CC) The Secret Tapes of the O.J. Case: The Untold Story ’ (CC) (9:02) O.J. Speaks: The Hidden Tapes The O.J. Simpson civil trial. ’ (CC) The Secret Tapes of the O.J. Case (3:00) ››› “The Green Mile” (1999) ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. (CC) ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt. Storm chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. (CC) Treehouse Masters ’ (CC) Treehouse Masters ’ Yankee Jungle “Wild Wild Unrest” (N) Pit Bulls and Parolees (N) ’ (10:02) Treehouse Masters ’ (11:02) Pit Bulls and Parolees ’ Real Housewives The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ››› “The School of Rock” (2003) Jack Black. An unemployed guitarist poses as a teacher. ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (5:30) Movie Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Gainesville: Fr. Gainesville: Fr. Party Down South (CC) (5:06) ›› “Step Brothers” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell. (CC) ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken. ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Premiere. (CC) Pro Football Week Chicago Bulls NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. From the Target Center in Minneapolis. Chicago Bulls Post SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Fight Sports Cheaters More than a kissing cousin. ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers ’ Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) MythBusters Zombie weapons. (N) ’ (8:01) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) (9:01) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) (10:01) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) (11:01) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) Finding Nemo ’ (6:45) ››› “The Princess and the Frog” (2009) Voices of Anika Noni Rose. ’ K.C. Undercover Lab Rats: Bio. Lab Rats: Bio. Best Friends Austin & Ally (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) (5:00) ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) ›› “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. (CC) Two Weeks Notice College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle Arena in Oakland, Calif. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball College Basketball Baylor at West Virginia. (N) (Live) College Basketball Wichita State at Illinois State. (N) (Live) College Basketball Guy and Hunter American Diner Chopped “Chocolate Competition” Chopped “Chopped Desserts!” Chopped “Chocolate Rush!” Chopped “Chocolate Challenge” Chopped “Chopped Desserts!” (4:30) ››› “Signs” (2002) Premiere. ›› “National Treasure” (2004) Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence. (10:15) ›› “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. (5:00) ›› “The Wolverine” (2013) Hugh Jackman, Hiroyuki Sanada. ’ (CC) ›› “Thor: The Dark World” (2013, Action) Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman. ’ (CC) The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Louie “Back” “All Things Valentine” (2015, Romance) Sarah Rafferty, Sam Page. (CC) “Appetite for Love” (2016) Taylor Cole, Andrew Walker. Premiere. ‘G’ (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Beachfront Bargain Beachfront Bargain Property Brothers “Edith & Fred” (CC) Property Brothers “Andrew & Sarah” House Hunters Renovation (N) (CC) Log Cabin Living Log Cabin Living Property Brothers “Andrew & Sarah” Counting Cars “Count’s Car Show” ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ (5:00) “Kept Woman” (2015) ‘14’ (CC) “Manson’s Lost Girls” (2016) MacKenzie Mauzy, Jeff Ward. Premiere. ‘14’ (CC) Beyond the Headlines: Manson’s Cleveland Abduction: Beyond (11:02) “Manson’s Lost Girls” ‘14’ (CC) › “How High” (2001, Comedy) Method Man, Redman, Obba Babatunde. ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Game Shakers (N) Nicky, Ricky 100 Things The Thundermans Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped Snapped Killerpost (N) Snapped Killerpost Snapped Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops (N) ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Funniest Commercials of the Year ’ Lip Sync Battle ’ Lip Sync Battle ’ Lip Sync Battle ’ ›› “Cloud Atlas” (2012, Drama) Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent. Actions in one time ripple across the centuries. (CC) ›› “Surrogates” (2009, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell. (CC) 2 Broke Girls ’ Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Angie Tribeca ››› “Zoolander” (2001) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. “Face Off” Sex Sent Me to the E.R. “Handy Man” Sex Sent Me to the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. “Face Off” (4:45) ›› “Life as We Know It” (2010) ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010, Romance-Comedy) Jessica Alba, Kathy Bates, Jessica Biel. (CC) (9:45) ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (CC) Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! The Oblongs (CC) King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Akame Ga Kill Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures “Black Dahlia House” Ghost Adventures (N) (CC) Ghost Adventures “Cripple Creek” The Dead Files Special Investigation Ghost Adventures (CC) World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... (10:01) World’s Dumbest... (11:02) World’s Dumbest... (5:00) › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens NCIS “Reunion” The death of a Marine. NCIS A terrorist targeting the Navy. ’ NCIS “Till Death Do Us Part” ’ NCIS “Extreme Prejudice” (CC) Colony “Blind Spot” Will gains respect. Suits An anonymous tipster. Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta “Party Foul” Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta ’ (5:10) ››› “The Last Boy Scout” ›››› “The Terminator” (1984) Arnold Schwarzenegger. iTV. ’ (CC) (8:50) ›››› “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. (11:10) ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” ›› “A Walk Among the Tombstones” (2014) Liam Neeson. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) “Jim: The James Foley Story” (2016, Documentary) Premiere. ’ ‘NR’ (CC) ›› “The Divergent Series: Insurgent” (2015) Shailene Woodley. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” (1997) › “The Comebacks” (2007) David Koechner. ’ (CC) ››› “Gone Girl” (2014) Ben Affleck. A woman disappears on her fifth wedding anniversary. (CC) Wicked Deeds (CC) Michael Jackson’s Journey Billions An attorney gets an inside tip. Billions “Naming Rights” ’ (CC) Billions Axe makes an activist play. ’ Shameless Fiona confronts Patrick. ’ Michael Jackson’s Journey (4:40) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) (CC) Black Sails “XX.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXI.” (iTV) (N) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXI.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXI.” (iTV) ’ (CC) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) Kurt Russell. World Trade (6:20) ›› “The Giver” (2014, Drama) Jeff Bridges. ’ (CC) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968) Duane Jones. (CC) (9:40) ›› “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) Michelle Ryan. (11:10) “Night of the Living Dead” (CC)
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DID YOU KNOW? Valentine’s Day is a time when men and women express their love and affection for one another, which can be accomplished in a variety of ways. For many celebrants, food and beverages are part of the festivities. According to the USDA and Gallup, in the United States Valentine’s Day is the bubbliest occasion after New Year’s Eve and Thanksgiving. That’s because around $9 million is spent on sparkling wine products. What pairs well with that bubbly? Why chocolate, of course. Fifty-eight million pounds of chocolate candy is purchased during the week of Valentine’s Day, when the National Confectioners Association says 36 million heartshaped boxes of chocolate are sold.