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April 18th, 2018
Volume LV Issue IX 50¢ WE'RE ALL SORTA KINDA SAD
Breaking: U. Club President Murdered near Livingston Bus Stop WALTER CRONKITE JR. DOESN'T CARE
PISCATAWAY — Andrew Blustein, head of studentled satirical publication The Medium, was found dead early Wednesday morning at the Livingston Plaza bus stop, according to Rutgers police. "The body of senior Andrew Blustein was found at 3 a.m. Wednesday," said chief of University police Kenneth Cop. "Evidence points to foul play, and we are gathering information on suspects. The Rutgers community is deeply saddened by the loss. We have no further comment." According to people familiar
TROUBLE ON CAMPUS
This livingston bus stop is taped off to investigate the death of a student
with the situation, the main Medium, a weekly printed suspects are the remaining satirical newspaper, dubbed executive members of The Rutgers' Entertainment Weekly. Continued on Page 2
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Islam Awareness Tent Featured Booth Showing What It’s Like to Live Under ISIS SUE DENIMM SUES DENIM
ONE THUMB UP Students of all backgrounds can come to the tent outside Brower to equally understand what it's like to live under ISIS
New Brunswick — Last week was Islam awareness week at Rutgers, and to celebrate, the Rutgers University Muslim Student Association opened a large tent outside Brower. The tent featured booths with a wide array of activities aimed at garnering awareness and support for the Muslim community on campus and in general. These included free henna tattoos, hijab try-ons, and a booth that demonstrated what life would be like living under the reign of ISIS. The week is very important to the Muslim community, as it allows for open discussion about issues in modern day society and Islam,
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