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Gaypril 11th, 2018
Volume LV Issue VIII 50¢ SUCKIN EM DRY
STUDY FINDS GIVING BLOOD ONCE A DAY REDUCES RISK OF HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SHAE D. FINDINGS RELIABLE SOURCE
NEW YORK — Many Americans admit that they are a bit nervous about giving blood, but according to a 2018 study posted in Health magazine, there are some incredible benefits. The study found that donating one pint of your blood every day will actually decrease your chances of having high blood pressure. The researchers tested the blood pressures of 20 randomly selected participants, with 10 giving blood every day. The results showed that within just one week, the participants felt less pain, had lighter skin, and their blood pressure had
AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN
This man selflessly donates his tenth pint of blood in one sitting
dropped by over 90%! “A lot of people have the misconception that because they
feel a little sick after donating their blood that it is not good for them, but I actually recommend Continued on Page 2
THAT FUCKER WAS ASKING FOR IT
10 YEAR OLD BECOMES POSTER CHILD FOR CHILD ABUSE MIKE HAWK PELVIS SAFETY OFFICER
PUNK ASS BITCH DESERVED IT This pussy thought he could be a Wrestlemania champ without people gunnng for his #1 spot.
New Orleans, LA — This past Sunday was the Tag-Team championship Wrestlemania Match. Braun Strowman, a competitor in the in the match on Sunday needed to think fast when he learned that his teammate would be unable to participate. Confident in his own skills, he chose a 10 year old to become his mock partner while he did the heavy lifting within the match. The only issue is, he won. Now Braun Strowman and his 10 year old partner are co-champs in the Wrestlemania tag-team category. This has lit a fire under Continued on Page 2
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