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may 3rd, 2017
Volume LIII Issue XIii 50¢ CONSENT IS SEXY
FRATERNITIES PROMOTING SEXUAL VIOLENCE AWARENESS STILL REQUIRE RATIO WALTER CRONKITE JR GREEK LIFE INSIDER
NEW BRUNSWICK -Not seeing the explicit irony, fraternities at Rutgers continue to advocate for the prevention of sexual violence while forcing all male, non-guest list partygoers to have ratio. "Hey bro, I only see three girls and one of you," Beta Rho Omega brother Arnie van Jaaran reportedly said, whose fraternity was enforcing a 6-to1 female-to-male ratio Friday. "I can't let you in unless you got more girls, yo. But while I have you here, would you care to make a donation to RAINN,
RAINN IS LUCKY TO HAVE ARNIE Hey man equalitiy is just the right thing to do
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Student From South Jersey Finds Out Area Was Part of Union GRIND ALL MASSHOLE
CHERRY HILL— In a shocking turn of events local South Jersey resident Karen Hall recently found out that South Jersey was in fact part of the Union during the Civil War rather than the confederacy. This revelation came after Hall enrolled in an American History class during her second semester at Rutgers. As the class was wrapping up Hall realized that she had hardly attended class and in order to pass the final she would need to actually open the textbook. But when she sat down this past Monday to finally read about some good old American history she found herself paralyzed by shock when she got to the history of the Civil War section.
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Right there in writing was the listing of the states that fought for the Confederacy in the 1860s. “I just sat there rereading it over and over again!” exclaimed Hall. “Right there it
said South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North
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