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FEBRUARY 29TH, 2012

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METLIFE STADIUM WILL ONLY BOOK EVENTS WITH ROMAN NUMERALS BY THE KILLA WHALE MANAGING EDITOR

EAST RUTHERFORD—The New Meadowlands has been a center of attention as a result of late winning contracts to host WrestleMania XXIX next year, Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014, and just recently, Huge Sporting Event XXXVI-whatever. “I think I speak for all dual-income family New Jerseyans living north of Ocean and Burlington Counties and southwest of Union, Essex and Passaic Counties when I say that we’re…wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, can’t wait for the show!” said Governor Chris Christie. Christie, New Jersey Sports, and Exposition Authority C.E.O. Dennis Robinson believe MetLife Stadium is our modern day Colosseum. Robinson said, “This stadium was not built for the Giants or that other team. It was

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"RIP Facebook" trending on Twitter, Zuckerburg says it's implausible "You're dreaming. It's almost impossible to delete individual accounts, let alone the entire site," said CEO Mark Zuckerbug, as he broke into maniacal laughter.

COUNTING THE RINGS Met Life has already acquired the XLIX Super Bowl where the New York Giants will be searching for their LXXth ring in X yrs.

built for events that recur every year and have roman numerals in the title. Roman numerals are fancy. The stadium is fancy. Get it?” The new 2015 event with roman numerals will break at-

tendance records that will “most definitely” be set by WrestleMania and the Super Bowl according to Robinson. He also added that they have thrown in a bid Continued on Page 2

NEWS IN PICTURES

Ron Paul Apprehended For Defacing University Property

Actors in "The Artist" struggle to adjust to 'Talkies' Boy thinks girlfriend is mad at him after playing Words With Friends Ted knew something was up after his girlfriend got 50 pts. for "LIAR", "CHEATER", and "BASTARD" in that order.

That Rutgers Review writer didn't take his Sierra Mist with him when he left, so I drank it because I was thirsty.

TEDx invites Rutgers students to take a break from their class lectures to listen to lectures

OPINIONS It is totally justifiable that I drank the Sierra Mist that the Rutgers Review writer left behind because I was thirsty.

HEALTH Does anyone from the Rutgers Review have cooties?!

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