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November 6th, 2019
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PORNHUB RELEASES KID-FRIENDLY MODE, CENSORS CURSING HARRY NUTTSAAC NOT HAIRY ENOUGH
Everybody's favorite porn page is going to branch out to even more people starting early next month! The company recently posted on all MindGeek porn sites that it was going to release a new "kid-friendly" mode. All you prudes who are reading this are probably thinking, "But you have to be over 18 to watch Pornhub! Why would they need that feature?" Believe it or not, teenagers watch porn, they watch A LOT of porn. NOW IT'S AS CLEAN AS A BABY'S ASS These porn sites have no way of Still has a lot of shit on it actually checking that their users cunt, prick, any verbal noises that the site, saying that some videos are of legal age, especially not the might prompt unclean thoughts, will just be a ten-minute long beep free ones (that's why everyone and taking the Lord's name in (those are the best ones). A lot of loves Pornhub!) vain (we may watch porn, but Christian Mom organizations have The site will be censoring all we're still good Christian boys thanked Pornhub, though, saying versions of fuck, shit, piss, dick, here at The Medium). Some that the site is helping to preserve ass, bitch, tits, bastard, cum, damn, porn filmmakers have criticized the innocence of their sweet, little choad, shag, wanker, twat, pussy, children: "We all know our kids Continued on Page 2
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Over the weekend a video was leaked that showed notorious White Nationalist Richard Spencer going on a racist and antisemitic tirade following the murder of Heather Heyer at the Unite the Right Rally in 2017. This rant expressed his anger and frustration with both the murder and his constituents, who are making his movement(and by extention himself) look like exactly what they are- a violent group of White-Supremacists. Spencer was the organizer of the rally in 2017, which was an assembly of various far-right groups that were protesting the call to demolish confederate monuments; Neo-Confederates,Neo-Nazis, Blue Lives Matter Groups, the
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Klan(including the Grand Wizard David Duke), and others were all present. Richard Spencer’s whole shtick has been to make the White Nationalist movement more acceptable in the public discourse: not wearing swastikas, using soft
language to disguise horrible ideas, and keeping the mention of the Jewish Question to a minimum. Despite this veneer of civility, the video unmasks his true nature— showcasing his unhinged Continued on Page 2
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