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Wednesday, September 24th 2003
This man is wanted for drunk driving, vandalization of private property, sexual assault, theft, grand-theft, mugging, indecent exposure, public drunkeness, and child pornography charges. He is considered to be armed and drunk. Approach with caution he may attempt to mug/rape/ drive into you. Please call your local PD if you see this man.