THE
MEDIUM The Entertainment Weekly of April Snow Showers
Volume XXXIV, Number 20
www.themedium.net
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
One of these things is not like the other, One of these things doesn't belong, Can you tell which one is not like the other, Before you finish this song?
Above is one-hit-wonder Snow on stage singing with a young female fan. Snow’s hit “Informer” has been forgotted by many. He is promoting his most recent CD, “Two Hands Clapping” which was exactly what was heard during his concerts. Snow paid the North-Eastern United States an unexpected visit Monday.
On March 31st, New York Yankee Shortstop Derek Jeter injured his shoulder while sliding into third base headfirst. Jeter, an in the closet homosexual will miss a month or so of games, while missing his teammates’ support even more.
Pop sensation Avril Lavigne was arrested for marijuana and ecstasy possession late Monday night. She was stopped at an airport in California and her bags were searched when drug dogs’ attention was caught when she walked by. She is currently out on $15,000 bail and will not likely see any punishment, but sadly a drop in popularity and record sales.
SARS or Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome is still a mystery to many scientists. It has been responsible for now over one hundred deaths. There are currently over one hundred suspected cases of SARS in the United States. The World Health Organization plans to prevent the further spread of this mystery disease.
Be sure to e-mail in responces or come to this weeks meeting for a prize for correctly guessing the connection between the pictures that belong together. Coming Next Week - The Future of Rutgers!