THE
MEDIUM The Entertainment Weekly of Autistic Actors
Volume XXXIV, Number 19
www.themedium.net
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003
by informing you of some of the spectacular inventions brought to us by our “gifted” friends... the Autistic.
The designer straw used above is great to drink your “moo juice” with.
The pioneer hoola hoops were used by the autistic to prevent “norms” from coming too close to them... since then the spikes have been removed.
Unbeknownst to many who eat it, the first Pop Tarts were failed attempts at making salads.... don’t ask.
Poo on a stick... autism... think about it... you’ll understand. Autistic scientists tried to creat a super Sea Lion... they failed and thus the sloppy Walrus was created.
Bobby Pins and Velcro Shoes were wonderful contributions brought to the fashion community by none other than Gay Autistic Men... brava.