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MARCH 8th, 2017
Volume LIII Issue VII 50¢ NEW SAFE SPACE
RUTGERS REPLACING AU B O N PA I N W I T H A B U S STOP GRIND ALL SAFETY OFFICER
NEW BRUNSWICK— At the end of 2016 Rutgers University decided not to renew their contract with Au Bon Pain leaving the lot on College Ave vacant. After a couple months of construction it has finally come out that Rutgers will be replacing the spot with another bus spot. This decision comes after a long deliberation period between Barchi and student government representatives. While there had been rumors circulating about a Panera taking over the space it has now been confirmed that the space will be a bus spot. Representatives from the student government announced this news this past Monday. Their reasoning behind this seems to be the excessive amount of
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"SAFE SPACE" STOP A look into what the new bus stop is rumored to look like
people that need a bus between the front of the gym and past the student center. This need comes from multiple factors that exist between the gym and directly past the student center the main one being the amount of Greek life organizations that park their
fake “generous” asses outside of Brower and the student center to ask other students, who are even poorer than them, for money. “Yeah we’ve just been Continued on Page 2
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GIRL WHO LIKES BROWER RESIDENT INNOCENT
NEW BRUNSWICK — The streets of New Brunswick are rough-the street people, rougher. In this especially long
winter, the homeless people of New Brunswick are desperate for some spare cash for a warm meal or to support their families or drug addictions. There has been a sharp rise in the equity of New Brunswick street
corners, from the intersection of Hamilton and George by Zimmerli, to the corner of George and Commercial by the Public Safety building. But another variable has been added to the equation of an increase in panhandlers, and they go by FTK. Canners for Rutgers Dance Marathon, affectionately known as WTF?RUFKM!, are hitting the streets in their orange vests with their cans in tow. Just like we get those pesky insects in the dorms when the weather warms up, flocks of sorority girls and spirited student organization members hit the streets as Continued on Page 2
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