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The Entertainment Weekly of Enhanced Letterbox Reissues

“I am not an owl eating a danish.”

Liar.

Wednesday, January 24th, 2001

“It’s a jolly holiday with Mary.”

Volume XXXII Number 12

I enjoy hardcore pornography. IN 2001 I CAUSED APES TO EVOLVE. I NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE G ENITALS ! Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

g = 9.8 m/s2

Golden monkeys like golden showers.

I m a golden monkey.

e = mc2 poop

monkeyjizm

I love you Dr. Zaius!


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