Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a teacher who never farts?
A private tutor!
Why did the math book look sad?
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Because it had too many problems! What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
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December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
Why did the pencil get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
How do bees get to school?
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
On the school buzz!
What did one pencil say to the other?
You’re looking sharp! Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its “byte”!
What kind of school do surfers go to?
A board school!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
Why was the broom late for school?
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
It swept in!
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Call
A carrot!
Why did the geography teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no future in it!
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 2025
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
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MONDAY, AUGUST 25, 2025
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TUESDAY, AUGUST 26, 2025
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11,
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FRIDAY, AUGUST 29, 2025
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