Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What did the bologna say to the salami?
“Nice to meat you!”
Why is everyone tired on April 1?
Because we finished a long 31-day March!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Why didn’t the girl trust the ocean? There was something fishy about it.
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What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
“Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
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What did the sun say when it was introduced to Earth?
“Pleased to heat you!”
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022 For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
What do you call a fake orchestra of monkeys? A chipm-phony!
What does Dracula drive? A monster truck!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
How do you stop a bull from charging? You unplut it!S
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE
SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, 2025
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
7th and Gidding
MONDAY, AUGUST 4, 2025
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7,
Curious Dish Nat.
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AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today
Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
AM 9 :30 Mexican Rosie Sesame St. TodayHoda Dateline Å Night Court Hazel Å Cheyenne Å Family Aff. Caso Cerr. In the Heat of the Night
AM 9 :30 Mexican Rosie Sesame St. TodayHoda Dateline Å Night Court Hazel Å Cheyenne Å Family Aff. Caso Cerr. In the Heat of the Night The View (N)
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2025
Garden BBC World Almas Ring Nat. Jim Bachelor Have Gun
AM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å
Imp.
Prog. Manhunter Court
Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
Petticoat Ghost Town (1988, Horror) Franc Luz. Life-Edge FamFeud Court
THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, 2025
