Please join us for our major fund raiser
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks!
Why do skeletons never fight?
Because they don’t have the gutts.
What is an astronaut’s favorite button on a keyboard?
The Spacebar
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Why couldn’t the pirate find his playing cards?
“Only a fool idles away his time.” Proverbs 12:11
Because he was standing on the deck!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
A milkshake!
Why do pirates love to sing?
Because they hit the high C’s!
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the broom get a promotion?
Because it wa sweeping the competition!
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
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