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OPINIONS
Students are capable of making informed decisions about course loads
HUMOUR Capitalism is so fun!
News
Gurpreet Kambo News Team Member
Gabrielle McLaren Editor-in-Chief
Paul Choptuik / Coordinating News Editor Gurpreet Kambo, Onosholema Ogoigbe / News Team Members
July 29, 2019 news@the-peak.ca
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News
Gabrielle McLaren Editor-in-Chief
Gurpreet Kambo Staff Writer
Paul Choptuik / Coordinating News Editor Gurpreet Kambo, Onosholema Ogoigbe / News Team Members
news@the-peak.ca
Opinions
Kitty Cheung Staff Writer
Grace Lo SFU Student
Nicole Magas / Opinions Editor
July 29, 2019 opinions@the-peak.ca
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Kelly Grounds SFU Student
Opinions
Nicole Magas / Opinions Editor
opinions@the-peak.ca
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12 Arts
Alison Wick / Arts Editor
arts@the-peak.ca
Arts
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You sell back your pristine textbooks to the bookstore. Collect $72.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
It’s Clubs Days. Pay $20 to join a Club.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
You’ve been impeached as president of the SFSS! Return $500,000 to the bank.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
You’ve been elected president of the SFSS! Collect $500,000 from the bank.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
You just found out your class needs an iClicker. Purchase one from the bookstore for $75
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
Your tax returns have come! Collect $140 from the Bank.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
Humour
You land on Student Debt Fund. Take that money, honey.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
Buy a code for your class. Lose $600.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
Your textbook buyer didn't show! You begrudgingly sell your textbook to your friend for $10.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
Steal a pen from the bookstore. Collect $50.
COMMUNIT Y CHEST
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humour@the-peak.ca
You forgot your laptop at home. Take a ride on the 95 b-line to get it back.
CHANCE
Go to PEAK pitch meeting for free food.
CHANCE
You’re accosted by Beedie students in Westmall. Miss a turn.
CHANCE
Lecture is cancelled! Roll again.
CHANCE
You’re stuck on campus due to snow. Crash in your friend’s dorm in Shadbolt.
CHANCE
You deserve a break. Go to Jail.
CHANCE
It’s exam time, head to the nearest library.
CHANCE
It’s your friend’s birthday, go to Club Ilia.
CHANCE
Oh no! You’ve caught pneumonia but are too lazy to go to the doctor. Skip two turns.
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You lost your Compass card, go to the nearest Transit.
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Your group project members didn’t show up, go to Renaissance coffee.
CHANCE
Your class was moved from the AQ to room 1165b(2) at Harbour Centre.
CHANCE
Humour July 29, 2019
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16 Diversions
Yuri Zhou / Business Manager
business@the-peak.ca
NOTICE
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