THE HAMMOCK
Observer YOU. YOUR NEIGHBORS. YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
VOLUME 1, NO. 40
Rush hour lasts an hour and a half
Skydive team lands safely PAGE 2A
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A.I. girlfriend is denied membership Club should be open to all, not only ‘real people,’ Hammock man says. PAGE 2A
Spotted in local tree Pet cat rescued by Fire Department. PAGE 2A
And yet one former Miami resident compares Hammock bridge traffic to a ‘Hostess Cupcake.’ PAGE 2A
Mom leaves for, like, two minutes
Chores did not get done, Dad admits. PAGE 2A INDEX
Gotcha........................ PAGE 2A For Real........................PAGE 2A
The leopard’s owner had tried to keep the pet a secret, but it outgrew its litter box and eventually destroyed the in-law suite. Photo by Pixabay
Hammock neighbor just won’t stop with all the air quotes Sarcasm taken as hostile, sheriff says. PAGE 2A
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