PALM COAST
Observer YOU. YOUR NEIGHBORS. YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
VOLUME 14, NO. 9
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DOG DOESN’T MIND HAT 2A THURSDAY, MARCH 30, 2023
‘Smart’ shoes are a ‘game changer’ Palm Coast woman’s invention helps husband navigate Publix efficiently, emitting pleasant odor. PAGE 2A
INSIDE LOW VISIBILITY?
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Palm Coast woman says the city should cut back tree branches to increase visibility on trail. City suggests woman take one step to her right. PAGE 2A
DUNE EXCEPTION
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It’s illegal to walk over the dunes in Flagler Beach, but the Dune Advisory Board has voted that this man can stand on the dunes as much as he wants. PAGE 2A
FINDERS KEEPERS?
Most comfy tree in America? Palm Coast is in the running for the prestigious Most Comfortable Tree Award. Cast your vote now to help the city win first place! PAGE 2A
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A Palm Coast man was questioned by law enforcement this week, after he posted this picture of himself at a city park, holding the takeout lunch that had been reported missing two hours earlier by one of the city’s leaf blower technicians. The lunch will be the first item ever stored in the new refrigerated evidence locker. PAGE 2A
NEW OMELET SHOP
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Dive team finds dino tooth in Intracoastal Critics say it’s just a ‘rock’; others can’t tell the difference. DI VERHUNKK INTRACOASTAL REPORTER
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Price of eggs drives cost of breakfast plate to $62.50, plus gratuity, at the new shop owned by a mother-daughter duo. Hashbrowns still cheap. PAGE 2A
Four amateur archeologists, who also have read several articles and one book about underwater exploration, recently reported to the city’s Diving Board about their recent expedition, with a historic result. “We have discovered what appears to be a bicuspid of a mature velociraptor,” said Pat Miself, second assistant to the vice treasurer of Archeologists for the Preservation and Promotion of Palm Coast. “It is proof, at long last, that the Intracoastal Waterway must be drained and explored fully.” But when Miself held up the purported tooth, in a purple velvet display case, an angry
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protest erupted from the crowd. “That’s just a marble,” yelled Fisher Dailey, who had
opposed the expedition from the beginning, due to APPPC’s $130,000 price tag. “How is a velociraptor tooth perfectly
round?” Miself responded, “If you knew anything at all about carbon dating, then maybe I’d
SEE DINO PAGE 2A