ORMOND BEACH
Observer YOU. YOUR NEIGHBORS. YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
VOLUME 14, NO. 29
Rush hour lasts an hour and a half
BIG FAMILY SECRET ENDS UP BEING PRETTY BORING PAGE 2A
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A.I. bot to run for City Commission ‘Unconventional’ campaign uses emojis as bullet points. Strong early polling. PAGE 2A
Spotted in local tree Pet cat rescued by Fire Department. PAGE 2A
And yet one former Miami resident compares traffic to a ‘Hostess Cupcake.’ PAGE 2A
Mom leaves for, like, two minutes
Chores did not get done, Dad admits. PAGE 2A INDEX
Gotcha........................ PAGE 2A For Real........................PAGE 2A
The leopard’s owner had tried to keep the pet a secret, but it outgrew its litter box and eventually destroyed the in-law suite. Photo by Pixabay
Neighbor in The Trails just won’t stop with all the air quotes Sarcasm taken as hostile, OBPD says. PAGE 2A
Skydive team lands safely PAGE 2A