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STUDENT VOICES NYLS: An Adminstrative Conflict of Interest To The Editor: I found it very interesting to learn that our administration restricts the substantive content of the student representative's commencement speech. The last issues's editorial stated that the Dean was "concerned that a student speaker may criticize the school at a commencement rather than using a more appropriate forum". My question to the Dean would be, "Where are these more appropriate forums?" The Reporter, and not the coffee klatsch, is the only effective forum that I encountered during my two years at NYLS. The "informal coffee klatsch" does not offer the opportunity for broad student participation in vital issues. In addition to selecting the student representative at commencement, I have learned that the Dean also selects the student representatives for the faculty committees. For two years I questioned the administration as to their standards, and criteria for selecting these representatives. After a Jong maze of investigative interviews, I found out that there were no set standards or criteria for selection. I wonder what influence these representatives have on these committees, and why certain students are not selected? This seems analogous to having management select the union's representatives for collective bargaining. Even pro-business jurisdictions would consider this form of representation suspect. Student's apathy and workloads are always raised as the reason why law students don't get involved. I suspect, that fear of being known as a

trouble-maker and the possible loss of recommendations etc. are a greater dampening force. As a result, the demand for true representation remains unheard. We learn in our classes that when clients understand and are part of the process, there is greater satisfaction and adherence to the outcome. We are the "clients" of NYLS. The administration has the opportunity to create a process which includes actual student representation, Yet the existing processs seems to be alienating, controlling, and ineffective. It may be riskier, but if the student body feels that it is being heard in an effective forum, there may be no need to voice discontenet at commencement. It may even lead ot greater student and alumni pride and support for ourschool, I hope that others will use The Reporter as a forum to improve our educational experience at NYLS until a truly representative. forum is developed. Some suggestions mentioned to me were: 1. Student Representatives on Faculty Committees - Perhaps candidate students (representing each segment) can write statements concerning their views and suggestions, and then have a vote similar to selecting the commencement speaker. This vote however, should be binding and not chosen by the administration. It is further suggested that the representative post some sort of minutes of the issues raised and progress made at these meetings. In this manner, other students will know what is going on, Continued onpage 4

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by Ellen Rosner The story goes something like this ... National Video Corporation, a national video rental company, hires a Woody Allen look-alike to appear in its television commercials. The commerTo The Editor: Recently, on the advice of several pro- cials appear but one very important fessors (advice given at a meeting with thing is missing, a disclaimer stating that students on choosing electives) several the look-alike is not Woody Allen. Well, fellow students and I attempted to review Mr. Allen finds out about these ads and the student evaluations on file in the becomes displeased. So what does he do? library. We wanted to see what past He sues and settles out of court for students had said about several pro- $425,000. When he was interviewed after fessors whose courses we were interested the award, Woody's impostor was quite in taking. We had been unable to get displeased-it may well mark the end of enough "word-of-mouth" about these his career. For all of you environmentalists, the professors. To our dismay, we were also highly publicized toxic-waste trial unable to find any students evaluations. brought by eight Woburn, There were some evaluations about Massachusetts families against W.R. other professors and they all read like Grace has been settled out-of-court. glowing releases for the new television season. - We thought that 'somewhere Two months ago, a federal district court there had to be a "Supertrain" (those jury found Grace guilty of dumping toxthat don't remember this show, should ic solvents from its plastic-wrapper check old T.V. GUIDES) but none was packaging plant into Woburn's water to be found. We questioned the Iibrarian., system. Judge Skinner, who believed the and were told that the ones we were look- jury reached its verdict in confusion was ing at (copies of the original hand-writ- going to vacate the verdict and begin a ten evaluations) were all that were releas- new trial. Grace settled, claiming that ed. "You should ask someone about the relitigation would be too expensive. The school policy on releasing them," she ad- families will receive close to $8 million dollars. vised. Evidence buffs ... In a 4-0 decision, I did. I asked one of the professors who the appellate division in Brooklyn allowconducted the aforementioned meeting. ed a defendant's confession in his trial "The policy, 'ti! now," he told me, "was for murder to be used against a second that it was left to the discretion of the indefendant (who hasn't confessed) in a dividual professor whether or not to separate trial for the same murder. The release their evaluations. But that policy facts are as follows: Two youths, Robert is currently under review." Brensic and Peter Quartararo were acThat policy should not be under review, it cused of the 1979 staying of another should be changed immediately! Who youth, John Pius. Quartararo confessed benefits most from the student evaluations? As it currently stands, the students to the crime but refused to testify at Brensic's trial. The trial court allowed a certainly does not and I believe the detective to testify at Brensic's trial conpercentage of professors who have changcerning the confession and other cor-· ed their manner of teaching based upon roborating evidence. The appellate divithe evaluations would be quite small insion upheld. This should prove to make deed. Under this policy, we have just the District Attorney's job easier, but finished another set of meaningless Continued on page 3 evaluations. If the problem rests with the format of the evaluations, here is one suggestion: There should be a numerical "grading"system (eg. 1 - 5, bad-excellent) to be used as answers to well-phrased questions with a space for comments at the end. This way the Music Chase Page3 evaluations will only take a minute of class time instead of the ten minutes it currently takes. The results could then be printed in a pamphlet (instead of copies of original evaluations) as easily ascerHorror-Scope Page4 tainable informaiton, the number that thought this and the number that thought that. A few comments can be published as well, selected by one of the Ideological several committees our school has. In this manner, the truly ridiculous comments Semantics Page3 can be left out but those that are

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by Kenny Frledson Paul Winter is the founder of the Living Music Records. The emphasis of this label combines elements of classical, jazz, and international folk traditions with themes drawn from the natural environment. This label was started in 1980 and found itself in six figure debt after its first releases. However, help was on the way-enter Richard Perl, a young, ambitious Columbia Business and Law School graduate, who has brought the table to solvency. He also manages Paul Winters' career. Perts' strategy was to begin finding people to understand what Pauls' music is all about. Perl offered stock to would-be investors & subsequently transformed the labels debt into equity. Recently, Living Music nailed down a distribution deal with Windham Hill and A&M Records. Paul Winter, 47, has been making wonderful music for years. His most recent LP (his 20th Album to date) is entitled Wintersongs. With the cold weather upon us and the anxiety offinals-Wintersongs offers peace, warmth and tranquility. The players on this lp form the Winter Consort, and recently some members have released solo lp's via Living Music that should not go unoticed. Paul Halley's Pianosong and Denny Zeitlins Homecoming records are solo piano albums. I personally found them to

Ideological by Brian Graifman "Id." or "Id." - that is the question. Otherwise stated: should the period in "Id." be underscored? This author has worked with many legal veterans to whom the answer seemed clear - until the evidence presented itself. In many contexts underscoring is merely an indication that the overlying character is to be italicized. In ordinary roman typeface the period cannot be italicized - it retains its same shape in both forms. It is in a sense a neuter, bitypeface, an androgynous character, equally at home in both legal-print settings. . Hence, the issue would be of no import - that is if it were not for documents that do not utilize italicization, such as briefs, memoranda, and motions. In such settings, the question whether to underline a period becomes crucial. The Harvard Law Review Association has recognized the weight of this issue in Rule 1. I of the "Blue Book" (A Uniform System of Citation (14th ed. 1986)). Unfortunately, the Blue Book has offered mixed signals on the issue. In the first through third printings of the 13th edition (copyrights 1981-1983), the period in "Id." is not underlined. See Rule 1.1 (d), p. 4. In the fourth printing of the same edition (copyright 1983), however, the period is underlined. Subsequent Blue Book versions conform with the fourth printing. Because the Supreme Court has never decided on the better rule, this author initiated an Id. investigative inquest. First, the Blue Book should be viewed as persuasive authority. The "last-intime rule" dictates that the period should be underscored. There is also

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be comparable to some of the best Windham Hill solo piano efforts, but are a little more jazzy. Eugene Friesen's New Friend lp is mostly cello and piano (played by Paul Halley). This album, too, is well crafted. Currently there is a Living Music sampler, offering exerpts from all of the available Living Music artists. If you don't feel too adventurous about trying these artists on their own, debuting the sampler will change your attitude. All in all Living Music is an absolute joy. These small independent labels are making a niche in a very competative market. "The goal of my music," says Winter, "is not to have my fans celebrate me but to celebrate themselves." His music has been played at weddings, funeral services, and hospices where the dying are cared for. People come to Winters concerts with babies that were born to his music. Each year Wmter schedules concerts to coincide with the winter and summer solstices. Paul Winter will be presenting Winter· song Dec 18, 19 & 20 at the CATHEDRAL OF ST. JoHN THE DIVINE, 112 & Amsterdam. Students discounts of SS.00 off the ticket price are avaiable (only at the box office) for Thursday Dec. 18 and Saturday Dec 20 the Matinee performance. For more information call the box office at 662-2133.

Semantics solid evidence in the earlier editions themselves in favor of underscoring the period. For headings, the Blue Book uses a special typeface with which periods can be italicized. In rule 4.1, the period of Id. is actually a slanted parallelogram, compared to the square period, such as that between the "4" and "I" in rule "4.1 ". Furthermore, the quotes in that rule embrace the period as part of the unit: "Id.". Second, usage may be considered to determine the better rule. "Id." is but an abbreviation of "Idem". As such, its period should be underlined, just as those in Corp., Inc., v., and other abbreviatory phrases are. See also the periods in "see, s.a-" (rule 2.1). Moreover, this author submits that in string cites "Id.;" is more pleasing than "Id.;". He concedes, however, that "Id." would never be immediately followed by another period to connote the end of a sentence or phrase. Thus, there might be a case made for not underscoring this dual-functioning period. Besides this possible exception, the score on underscoring is clear: underline Id. 's period. Period. Those who are ideologically hidebound will undoubtedly continue to underscore as their fancies dictate. To them we must point the proper way. By definition, diehard rules will not die easily. For the sake of consistency they must be put to rest. The issue is a larger Pandora's box than might be imagined. For it has uncovered other issues: should the space between "cert." and "denied" (or "see" and "e.g.") be underscored? Please send your comments to this author, cl o The Reporter.

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by Ken Friedson DAVID & DAVID BOOMTOWN, A & M Records What do you get when you cross a punk rock artist with an artist that writes music for film. Personally, thoughts of Dave Grusin meeting the Dead Kennedy's comes to mind. The real answer is David & David. I was more intrigued with what I would find on this Ip than any of the other new releases we were going to review. I was really prepared to hear some simplistic, raw power chords clashing against some beautiful piano. phrases. However, what I heard was a truly terrific new & exciting group. I can't say that the music is totally unique but it is different enough to spark your interest. There are pieces of Lou Reed, U2, Springsteen, even The Who, but when it comes right down to it, it is David & David. These are talented musicians supplying guitar, vocals, drums, keyboards, dobro, lap steel, mandolin, bass & harmonica. The more I listened to this record the more I felt it could be the true surpriseIp of the year. You might have seen the video Welcome to the Boomtown on TV or heard it on the radio-lyrically these guys are coming from the dark side talking about dope dealers, loneliness, aetheism. You name it, they've got the song-It's not depressing really-its just the way they see the world-this is coupled with great rythmic sounds. "Handsome Kevin got a little off track. Took a year off of college and he never went back. Now lie smokes much too much he's got a permanent hack, deals dope out of danny's keeps a table in the back. He always listens to the ground, always listens to the ground, so I say welcome, welcome to the Boomtown" 0. T.B. (OUT OF THE BLUE) /WIDE TRACK, Blue Note Records How many times have we thanked God for passing courses like Commercial Transactions, having a wonderful spouse, children, family, health money etc ... Add one to the list-Thank you God for giving us- Blue Note Records-The true leader in great Jazz Albums. Blue Note has been around since 1939 and has been very active recently re-issuing some of the early Jazz greats (check out Hank Mobely-Joul Station, Horace Silver-Songs For My Father Dexter Gordon-One Flight Up, Just to name a few, there are millions more) and current artists like Stanley Jordan, Michele Perrucciani, Bobby Mcferrin and 0. T.B. This second 0. T.B. Ip features a more matured, more balanced, more driving effort than their debut Ip. For those who don't know 0. T.B. they consist of trumpet, alto & tenor saxophone, piano, bass & drums. What's nice about 0. T.B. is that they give you swinging straight ahead traditional jazz, bypassing the pseudo pop-jazz approach-this is the kind of album that classic jazz lp's are made up of six out of the seven songs are originals: The cover is the late Tadd Dameron's Hot House-featured as a trio-its great! This group can get so fired up, Nathan Jones, to so laid back, Isolation, while never missingthe intensity of either style. An absolute must for serious jazz fans.

JOHN MARTYN PIECE BY PIECE, Island Records This is one of those instances where the artist will never have major record success. Not because he's not good, quite the contrary. If I had to list my 10 favorite recording artists of All time John Martyn ranks in the top 5. He is so underrated it's sickening. The closest he's come to a hit was when Eric Clapton covered one of Martyn's great songs May You Never. Most of you never heard of John Martyn, but just for the record, this is approximately his 15th album. Martyn is one of those foreign folk-rock artists influenced heavily by Nick Drake (another great artist no one knows). Coincidentally both of these artists are on Island. Drake, however, died several years ago. On this Ip Martyn develops more of a jazzier feel than on previous efforts-his voice has gone through deftnitive changes since his Solid Air Ip-but is still "cool"-a raspy, barritone-ish, mumbled effect-quite unique. If you like this Ip, start buying his early lp's (Solid Air, etc ... ) & work your way up. This man has paid more dues than must artists ever will-15 records worth, yet Island keeps him on their roster ignoring the fact his records don't sell-Island records has chutzpah! There are no top 10 hits here or on any of his records, just good to great songs. Who wants to hear a record with great songs anyway? Now don't get me wrong, Martyn has a following and has built a strong audience over the years. Due to the politics and ignorance of radio, how are new audiences to be built? I guess by reviews & word of mouth. Remember, life without Martyn, is like life without the N. Y. Giants (notwithstanding Suzzanne Heeney's viewpoint).

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Continued from page 1 what about the constitutional ramifications? Are we headed into an era of constitu- · tional conservatism? Chief Justice William Rehnquist is a notorious dissenter in cases concerning rights of minorities. He draws distinctions between legal and illegal aliens when the issue is free public education (Plyler V. Doe). He believes in a textual reading of the Constitution and he is opposed to broadening constitutional rights. Chief Justice Burger believed he would better serve the country as chair of the Bicentennial of the Constitution-was he badly mistaken? The new TV season is here! In between Corporations and Evidence, watch L.A. Law On NBC-it represents the best and worst of our profession.

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To Star Wars detractors: If the Continued from page 1 strategic defense initiative is such a bust, and can make recommendations to their why is it that Gorbachev attaches such representatives. great importance to our pulling the plug 2. Coone Accountabillty - The present on this defensive effort? If it is to be such system of course evaluations is cumber- , a wasteful failure, why does it matter ifwe some and not all courses are available for waste our precious resources? But it apreview. It is suggested that a simple ques- pears that the Russians do not share the tionnaire be developed with five ques- view of many cynical Americans who dis. tions that could be answered in a yes/no dain technology-and the imagination fashion. Such questions could be, Would and spirit behind technology-and some you recommend tis course for its coverage don't want America to win in any case of the subject matter? ... for the instruc- (perhaps because many of these same tors' knowledge of the subject and stu- people do not have the creative mind for it dent accessibility? This could be compil- and could not invent a nail clipper even ed into one page listing all courses with given its two component part and even if the class % next to each question given a thousand years to play with the Sincerly, idea, and would be too phony to admit it, in their frustration). Richard Landman

Fifty years ago, the Nazi leadership made a political, and a non-scientific decision not to pursue the develpment of an atomic bomb because it was though to be impossible to create and so thank God they left it to the U.S. and Soviets (through piracy) to develop it first. Notably, alt the crucial physical, chemical and applied engineering technology was of German origin, to begin with. So, I happen to believe technology will be the ultimate ace in the arms race, and one side will ultimately win. Richard Rosen Any answers to Richard? Please answer in more than one breath. The Nazis tried heavy water, the US., chemical implosion. Ed.

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Page6 • We were sitting around The Reporter office on a cool October afternoon listening to R.E.M, Zappa, and our favorite groups. Sudennly, the phone rang interrupting our meditative states. It was Mingles. The controversial 15-year-old columnist was in an agitated state. He was shouting, and his voice was barely audible over the din of traffic noise somewhere in this big city. We fmally made out what he was saying. There was a traffic jam in the Holland Tunnel. But it was more than a jam up. Mingles said it was absolute mayhem. He said--oh how did he delicately put this-that some people were re-enacting scenes from Wrestlemania in their cars. Were people from New York Law School involved, we asked? At that very instant, the phone went dead. We immediately sent investigative reporter Glen Lover Boy Gentile to the scene. ''Check it out,'' we told him. And like a wild amoeba in heat, he slithered out the door humming Zappa's tune, We're Only in it for the Money. The next day, Bob Goldman was here, as usual at 5 a.m. to work on the next big edition of The Reporter. He had a meeting with Mingles in The Reporter office at 5:15 a.m. to hear the latest morsels of titillating gossip. When the always punctual young columnist didn't arrive by 5:30, Goldman became anxious. He called Fromartz, Pine, Gentile, Fried son, Rosner. Nobody answered their phones. He called one of the Deans to find out if he had seen Mingles. But it was too early in the morning. There was no response. So, Goldman took a little walk through the school, checking all of Mingles' secret hiding places. He brought along some of Mingles' favorite foods--eel, smelts and chopped liver. He called to Mingles, "Here, Mingles. C'mon boy." When Goldman fmally arrived on the eighth floor, he noticed the conference room door ajar and a shadow, from behind the door, swinging to and fro like a pendulum. Goldman's heart started to pound. He began to sweat profusely. He approached the door nervously, opened it, and flicked on the light. What he saw confirmed his worst nightmare. Mingles was hanging from the ceiling. Goldman was stunned. "Don't you

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The official added that he once saw Mingles walk out of a party, held in the student lounge, with his mouth and pockets filled with cheese. "The party was planned as a celebratory event with great care and deliberation. And here's this really strange looking character, the kind of young fellow you would turn away from if you saw him on the street, stealing cheese from a law school. I find it objectionable. If he's h~, let him buy cheese at a supermarket. He wasn't even registered as a student at this school." At the funeral, Mingles' mother spoke glowingly of her son-- "My little Mingles"-- she called him. She recalled the day he foll off a ladder as he was trying to peek into the window of a couple's apartment on the 4th floor of a nearby building. "He loved people. He loved to watch people. He watched. So what if he was a voyeur of sorts," she said. And then, Mingles' mother stunned the congregation. She called out, "Co-Mingles lives", and a young man, who looked exactly like Mingles, strode to the podium, and hugged the weeping woman. The crowd was shocked, and CoMingles had to ask for quiet before he spoke to the assembled mourners. "I am Co-Mingles, Mingles' twin brother," he said. "I was misplaced at birth, but I returned the day my brother died. I want to continue his work at The Reporter.'' The Reporter is presently accepting articles on the following topics: (1) Was Mingles murdered, or was his brother, Co-Mingles murdered? (2) If one of them was murdered, who done it? (3) Was it just a suicide? (4) Should The Reporter run a Mingles or Co-Mingles column this 'year? If you vote "no" please state your reasons. If you. vote "yes", what kind of column would you like to see? For the last question, please fill out The enclosed ballot, and leave it at The Reporter, room C-102.

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have any respect? I brought you your favorite meal, and you can't even eat it,'' he said. There was no response from the hanging corpse. Corpses can't speak and we can only fathom what Mingles' last words were. He was wearing a tee shirt with the handwritten inscription, Res Ipso Locluitor.--"the thing speaks for itself." Goldman looked around the room and saw a chair on its side a few feet from Mingles's body. Next to the chair, there was a copy of Sartre's No Exit and Beckett's Waiting for Godot. Underneath the books, there were several travel brochures to Zimbabwe, Johannesburg, South Africa, Managua, Nicaragua, and Peoria, Illinois. "Will it play in Peoria?" Goldman thought. He looked around the room and shook his head, mumbling to himself, "Something's not kosher in Denmark." The days that followed were filled with shock and disbelief. Gentile returned to school after a week in the Holland Tunnel. When we asked him that happened, he shrugged his shoulders, went into a comer and wept hysterically for two hours. The other members of The Reporter suspected foul play. Dianne Pine found it odd that the chair in the conference room was on its side, several feet from Mingles' body. Was there a struggle, or

without poetry, music and art; without conscience and live without heart; without friends, we may live without cooks, man cannot live without books.''

did Mingles commit suicide? Did someone kick the chair as Mingles was contemplating suicide? Bunji Fromartz could not figure out a motive for either a murder or a suicide. Mingles seemed to be a happy person, who enjoyed writing his columns for the school newspaper. He was certainly less furtive and paranoid than your typical sleuth. Of course, some people had been upset by Mingles' columns. But no law abiding student would kill him, and risk a possible. suspension from the law school. It seemed strange to Fromartz that Mingles was reading two existential plays, concerned with the death of God and the meaning of existence. The travel brochures to far away places and to 'crisis' spots in the world suggested Mingles was looking for a way out. But maybe someone didn't want him to leave. Ellen Rosner was equally perplexed, and so was Jaime Steve for a different reason. "Why all the fuss," said The Reporter's newest member. "After all, he's just a fictional character." Kenny Friedson laughed so hard, they had to take him out of The Reporter office on a stretcher. "Godot never came," he repeated over and over again. A high administration official said, off the record, "I never publicly objected to his column, though I shared, to some extent, the views of those who were critical of him. After all, columns of this sort do not belong in a law school - newspaper. The newspaper is part of a law school community, and we need to work together to build a sense of pride and respect for that community. I don't think that Mingles shared our worthy goals."

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