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Editor’s note

Photos and persistent complaints from SLO City Councilmember Jan Marx encouraged city staff to do something about a neighborhood issue that Marx considered a nuisance. The city extended paint on a red curb, marking Marx’s neighbor out of their street parking space without notifying them. After some pushback, the city decided to look at the curb more closely—but a final decision is pending. Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal writes about the issue [8]

In addition, read about the early race for Paso Robles’ City Council [10]; SLO County’s Book of the Year [22]; and a drink pop-up outside of Lincoln Market [30]

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Arroyo Grande upholds 92-unit development

California law forced the Arroyo Grande City Council to shoot down an appeal against a proposed 92-unit housing project on James Way.

The April 14 meeting that stretched until almost midnight concluded with a 3-1 vote to deny the appeal of the Arroyo Grande Planning Commission’s approval of a conditional use permit for the planned Creekside Junction homes.

Councilmember Aileen Loe voted in favor of the appeal, while Mayor Caren Ray Russom recused herself because her husband works for the project’s architectural firm, RRM Design Group.

Originally set for March 24, the hearing was postponed at the request of project appellants Pismo Medical Properties LLC, Arroyo Grande Partners, and Ray B. Bunnell Revocable Trust.

The group makes up some of Creekside Junction’s neighbors, with Hope Church, the Best Western Casa Grande Inn, Curl Fitness, and medical facilities and offices flanking the project’s 2-acre site on James Way.

The appeal focused on problems with parking, environmental analysis, and inadequate traffic analysis. Appellants also claimed the project doesn’t qualify for a California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) exemption because the site abuts Meadow Creek and less than 75 percent of its perimeter adjoins urban uses.

They added that Creekside Junction also doesn’t qualify for preferential treatment under state law.

But two state laws drove the council’s decision.

“[Assemblymember] Dawn Addis and Sen. [John] Laird all voted for these things,” Councilmember Jim Guthrie said at the meeting. “Not one of you said, ‘Well, we need to go to the state, and we need fix this.’ All of you just came to us and said, ‘Yeah we know your hands are tied, but we want you to take the risk of litigation.’”

The Housing Accountability Act limits the city’s ability to reduce a qualifying project’s density or deny it altogether without proving specific adverse impacts to public health and safety.

Under the Density Bonus Law, the Creekside Junction project qualifies for a 50 percent density bonus by reserving 15 percent of its units for lower income households. The law also grants the project

Cambria’s still dealing with water facility waste disposal

Cambria’s Water Reclamation Facility has existed in a cycle of uncertainty for more than a decade— built in a drought emergency, rarely operated at full capacity, and burdened by the unresolved problem of dealing with its waste.

Now, after piloting a way to leave the facility without any liquid waste, the Cambria Community Services District (CCSD) is weighing whether the emerging technology known as zero liquid discharge (ZLD) could eventually replace its current disposal method.

At the April 9 CCSD board meeting, district staff confirmed the pilot project was considered successful from a technical standpoint but said the agency cannot afford to move forward without outside funding.

certain perks to lower construction costs, like reduced parking, zoning amendments, and other financial incentives and fee waivers.

According to City Planning Manager Andrew Perez, Creekside Junction requested concessions related to building height, landscaping, and parking.

“Since the Planning Commission approval, and subsequent to the filing of the appeal, the applicant has modified its parking concession request,” Perez said. “The original concession request [was] to reduce parking requirement by one space, from 99 to 98 spaces. The revised request modifies the parking requirement from 99 spaces down to 31 spaces.”

He added that state law requires the city to grant Density Bonus Law concessions requested by project applicants, unless there’s a written finding that the concessions don’t actually reduce the cost of building or that they threaten public health and safety.

Not complying with these laws could mean fines and de-certification of Arroyo Grande’s housing element.

“These two laws represent a significant legal mandate from the state Legislature to significantly increase the approval and construction of new housing and reduce local discretion to deny a project that is consistent with the city’s objective standards,” Perez said.

Dozens of locals involved with the church and nearby businesses urged the City Council to uphold the appeal.

Hope Church Pastor Robert Burnett said though project applicant Russell Sheppel even helped rebuild the church roof years ago, Burnett’s obligation is to the church property.

“I’ve seen firsthand two or three little kids almost get hit by cars,” Burnett said. “I’m not against housing, … but if the state of California is strongarming local cities to have to do what they say, then where do we have the freedom to develop what fits for us?”

Resident Jennifer Alvarez was one of the few people who spoke up for the project. The licensed clinical social worker said she can’t afford to buy a home on the Central Coast despite earning a master’s degree and working full time. She also attends Curl Fitness—the gym with many clients and employees against the housing project.

“Instead of focusing on the current needs of the gym, they put up banners and signs to oppose this project,” she said. “Today, the bathrooms did not have enough toilet paper, no toilet seat covers, the gym floor was dirty with trash. … While attending this gym, I have never struggled to find parking at any point in time.”

Councilmember Jamie Maraviglia also expressed frustration despite voting in favor.

“This situation actually makes me really incredibly angry … with state law eroding all of our local control, especially affordable housing units, a developer that knows these laws and has taken full advantage of them but not recognized the full consequences of these laws, and you’re all angry at us!” she said. “As Mr. Guthrie said, please reach out to your state officials to talk about these concerns.” ∆

The ZLD pilot, developed by Global Water Innovations, was designed to address a longstanding constraint on inland desalination: brine disposal. Unlike coastal systems that can discharge into the ocean, Cambria’s facility must manage concentrated waste inland.

Today, the district’s primary disposal method is trucking brine to South San Luis Obispo Sanitation District in Oceano. The process is costly and laborintensive, with expenses tied directly to the volume of brine produced.

“Essentially staff is acknowledging that financially we can’t afford this technology at the moment,” CCSD General Manager Matthew McElhenie said, noting that the district is pursuing potential funding through federal partners, including the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, as well as state and regional grants.

During public comment, residents were skeptical about the data supporting the new system. Cambria resident Christine Heinrichs said the technical report was difficult to interpret, and she called for an independent scientific review before the district commits further resources. She also outlined three disposal pathways: continued trucking, adoption of ZLD technology, or potential discharge through the San Simeon ocean outfall.

San Simeon resident Hank Krzciuk questioned the scale of the pilot testing compared to the facility’s daily output.

“The WRF [Water Reclamation Facility] concentrate production typically ranges between 20,000 and 50,000 gallons per day. That is a lot of

brine,” he said. “The question is kind of a basic one. So, how much brine was successfully treated using the proposed process?”

CCSD Utilities Manager Jim Green said the pilot operated at roughly 10 gallons per minute and used about 10,000 gallons of brine in total.

The system’s developer, Clark Easter, defended the results, describing the pilot as scientific validation rather than a full-scale operational trial. He said the technology achieves higher water recovery by addressing two key limitations in reverse osmosis systems: mineral scaling and osmotic pressure constraints.

Easter said pilot results demonstrated 98 to 99 percent water recovery in similar applications and said the technology is already being evaluated at agricultural and industrial sites in other states.

“The purpose of the pilots was to advance the science,” Easter said, emphasizing that the project was designed to test feasibility, not necessarily to sell to Cambria.

Board members questioned how pilot-scale results translate into full deployment, but also acknowledged the broader brine management

challenges. CCSD Vice President Karen Dean said the district has been directed through its strategic plan to evaluate multiple disposal options.

One of those alternatives—the San Simeon ocean outfall—was also discussed during the meeting. McElhenie clarified in an email to New Times that there is no active project or agreement in place.

He said the district recently initiated preliminary discussions with San Simeon and the county through a letter of intent as part of long-term planning, but stressed that the outfall option remains conceptual.

“The San Simeon ocean outfall represents an existing permitted discharge asset that, if available in the future, could provide a more efficient, lower-cost disposal pathway than trucking,” McElhenie said. “That said, there is no active project, agreement, or commitment in place, and any future consideration would require extensive coordination, environmental review, permitting, and public process.”

He added that trucking remains the district’s current disposal method, where brine is stored on-site and transported by tanker truck to Oceano under existing agreements. While dependable, the process costs about 25 cents per gallon, Easter previously told New Times.

At the April 9 meeting, the board ultimately directed staff to continue pursuing funding opportunities while evaluating all disposal alternatives, including trucking, ZLD technology, and potential regional infrastructure partnerships.

On Feb. 26, the San Luis Obispo County Planning Commission unanimously approved Cambria’s water reclamation facility for a permanent Coastal Development permit. McElhenie told New Times there were six appeals to the Board of Supervisors and the hearing is scheduled for June 16.

—Chloë Hodge

Grover Beach suggests reworking costly illegal fireworks fines

Launching illegal fireworks in Grover Beach is so taxing on residents’ wallets that the city is considering enforcement restructure.

Last year, the City Council adopted a “social host ordinance” that fines property owners and tenants for lighting unpermitted fireworks at their properties. The city can cite them $1,000 for each violation, each illegal firework set off, in possession, or sold.

Additional fines are tacked on “each and every day a violation exists,” which includes nonpayment.

Fines have racked up to the point where people are finding it hard to pay them off, with a single citation resulting in a total charge of $30,000.

Assistant City Manager Kristin Eriksson told the City Council at its April 13 meeting that three people together still owe $128,000 in unpaid fines.

“That is only up to December, when we stopped accumulating daily fines, and that’s because we weren’t sure if this was really in line with your council’s expectations and intentions upon adopting this ordinance,” she said. “So, we paused notifications to those who have outstanding fines still to get your direction this evening.”

In 2025, the city issued 12 citations stemming from illegal fireworks. Three are fully paid, five citations have been partially paid or are on payments plans, and the recipients of three citations haven’t responded. One was dismissed on appeal.

To date, the city has collected almost $7,500 in fines, and 65 percent of that sum went to the state Fire Marshall. Eriksson told New Times that the remaining $2,620 would stay in the general fund for Grover Beach Police Department enforcement operations.

“Only unpaid amounts would go to collections,” she said. “The total amount collected may be adjusted after the updated ordinance is effective and changes to the amounts due are retroactively applied.”

Staff also wanted City Council to look at the way the city pursues unpaid fines: putting liens on properties.

Further, the review process, which is generally meant for code enforcement violations, doesn’t work for fireworks citations because the Community Development Department reviews them first.

“Frankly, they’re not in the best position to do the review,” Eriksson said at the meeting. “They’re not the ones who hold the evidence. The Police Department does.”

City code also doesn’t allow for fine reductions—they must either be waived entirely or imposed in full.

The City Council agreed to staff’s recommended changes and directed them to be retroactive. The changes will include a tiered structure for violations and fines.

Suggested base fines for lighting one to 10 illegal fireworks, 10 to 20 illegal fireworks, and 20 or more illegal fireworks are $1,000, $3,000, and $5,000, respectively.

Other reworks include incorporating late fees, removing mandatory daily fines,

and seeking payment through a third-party collections agency instead of placing liens on properties.

The review process will also be revamped so that the Police Department reviews the citation first, which can be appealed to the city manager’s office. Either police or the city manager would have the discretion to reduce fines.

The first reading of the updated ordinance will happen on April 27, followed by a public hearing and second reading on May 11. The new ordinance would be effective 30 days after adoption.

“Upon the effective date of the updated ordinance, the city will reimburse any payments of base fines in excess of the updated tiered fine structure and any payments made on daily, accumulated fines for nonpayment,” Eriksson told New Times. —Bulbul Rajagopal

REACT urges federal refund of California offshore wind leases

A local group opposed to offshore wind development wants federal officials to cancel California’s offshore wind leases and return hundreds of millions of dollars to developers.

In a letter sent April 2 to Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, REACT Alliance urged the Department of the Interior to pursue “lease-for-refund” agreements with five companies holding offshore wind leases off California’s coast. The group points to a recent federal agreement with TotalEnergies as a model.

In March, the Trump administration paid roughly $1 billion to the French energy company to walk away from U.S. offshore wind leases for projects off the coasts of North Carolina and New York— an arrangement REACT argues should be replicated in California.

“Forcing American ratepayers to shoulder the immense costs of this ‘impractical solution’ offers no immediate benefit. Redirecting the capital currently tied up in these leases toward reliable, domestic energy production—as TotalEnergies has committed to doing—is in the best interest of American families,” the April 2 letter reads.

The five California leases—three located off Morro Bay and two near Humboldt—were auctioned off in 2022 by the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, generating roughly $757 million in bids and covering a combined 583 square miles of federal waters. While

the leases remain active, federal permitting is effectively paused under the Trump administration, leaving the projects in limbo.

“There’s been no movement,” Saro Rizzo, REACT’s vice president, told New Times. “No permits have been pulled, even planned by the operators. So we’re asking them to apply the same mechanism here.”

In December, nearly 100 residents packed a meeting at the Avila Beach Community Center to weigh in on a proposed $3 million state grant to study a potential offshore wind operations and maintenance port at Port San Luis. Some warned that even early-stage planning could pave the way for industrialization of the harbor, while others argued that research is essential to prepare for a transition to renewable energy.

Harbor commissioners ultimately postponed a decision on the grant, citing the need for additional county-led studies.

Rizzo said the group’s opposition is rooted in both environmental and economic arguments. He pointed to the technical challenges of building floating wind turbines in waters as deep as 4,000 feet off the Central Coast, where traditional fixed-bottom turbines are not feasible.

“The technology is completely different for California,” he said. “These would be floating structures anchored thousands of feet down. That hasn’t been proven at this scale.”

He also raised concerns about impacts to marine ecosystems and coastal infrastructure, including the potential expansion of industrial facilities in areas like Avila Beach.

At the same time, the TotalEnergies agreement cited by REACT has drawn scrutiny.

Energy and legal experts have questioned whether the Department of the Interior has the authority to reimburse companies for lease payments that have already been deposited into the U.S. Treasury. Some analysts suggest such refunds could rely on federal funds typically reserved for legal settlements, raising broader questions about precedent and taxpayer impact.

Even so, Rizzo said the agreement signals a shift in federal approach—and an opportunity to halt projects before they advance further.

“We’re just trying to make them aware of our position and make the public aware of what’s going on,” he said.

REACT has not yet received a response from the Department of the Interior. ∆

—Chloë Hodge

Curb that thought

A SLO couple lost their street parking space after a complaint from City Councilmember Jan Marx

Days after San Luis Obispo City Councilmember Jan Marx complained about a parking issue in her neighborhood, city staff extended a painted red curb in front of the house of former SLO Chief Building Official Michael Loew—eating into the street parking space once regularly used by him and his wife.

“A white Silverado pickup truck … has been parked at the corner of San Luis Ranch Road and Froom for weeks, without moving,” Marx wrote in a Feb. 27 AskSLO complaint to the city. “Also the curb in that space should be painted red, given the close proximity of the fire hydrant and the crosswalk. … It is hard to avoid hitting the truck, exiting the roundabout and entering the neighborhood.”

Marx and the Loews live at the San Luis Ranch housing development—part of a mix of residential, commercial, and office buildings including SLO Ranch Farms and Marketplace.

The City Council member is on temporary medical leave and didn’t respond to New Times’ request for comment.

Marx’s complaint is based on a 2024 state law

often called “daylighting” that prohibits parking near crosswalks even if red curbs and signage aren’t set up. It’s designed to boost pedestrian visibility and reduce traffic accidents.

Under that law, vehicles can’t be parked within 20 feet—about the length of a large car—before a crosswalk or intersection, and within 15 feet of fire hydrants or driveways.

In the last half of 2025, city staff’s public awareness efforts around the law included strategic installation of curb markings and appropriate signage, even if they weren’t legally required to do so.

The red curb by the Loews’ house is near both a marked crosswalk and a fire hydrant. According to Marx, her measurements found the red curb to be 14 feet long. She told city staff it needs to be painted to add at least 2 feet to meet the 15-foot requirement under California Vehicle Code 22514. That regulation doesn’t allow people to stop, park, or leave standing any vehicle within 15 feet of a fire hydrant unless it’s attended by a licensed driver in the front seat.

“Extending the red curb all the way to the driveway would make sense, given that cars which presently park in that space often block traffic coming into the neighborhood, especially when cars on the opposite side of the street are trying to exit into the roundabout,” Marx wrote in a second complaint to the city on Feb. 28.

City correspondence—publicly available because of Michael Loew’s March 13 records request to the city—show Marx’s complaints, photos she took identifying his truck and a measuring tape along the length of the red curb, and emails from city staff confirming a curb extension work order sent two days after receiving Marx’s second complaint.

Michael’s wife, Jacqueline Loew, told New Times she knew who complained about the curb prior to her husband filing the records request because a neighbor alerted her that Marx took pictures of the Loew house and truck on Feb. 27.

“Jan didn’t like that we were

parked there; she said it was difficult getting into the development and it was creating traffic,” Jacqueline said. “We responded to the city, like the whole point of narrow streets is to slow down traffic. … Michael was just reminding the city that even with the inclusion of bike lanes around the city, the intent is always to slow down traffic, and it’s a natural deterrent.”

Jacqueline added that the city didn’t notify them about the investigation into the red curb length or that it got extended. She said she came home from work one day in March to find that she couldn’t park her truck in its usual spot. The city had repainted the red curb to eliminate the parking space.

City Transportation Planner-Engineer Brian Wheeler asked to meet the Loews outside their house to explain why they lost their parking spot, according to Jacqueline. But the couple denied his request because they wanted a clear explanation in writing.

“When we first complained, they said that there were design constraints and that those needed to be explained to us,” she said. “Essentially, [they] just justified it based on those inaccurate measurements. Then, it seemed to be at the immediate request of a council member.”

Through Michael’s experience as the chief building officer, the couple was able to secure accurate curb measurements.

“The original red curb was extended to exactly 15 feet beyond the fire hydrant, which left a total of 19 feet, 4 inches to the edge of our driveway apron,” Jacqueline said. “Those are the true measurements before all of this happened, and Jan’s measurements were incorrect.”

When the Loews contacted the city, she said, staff claimed they weren’t going to correct the extended red curb. Instead, they wanted to look at “options moving forward.” Jacqueline said she last heard from the city on April 1.

The city restarted the conversation with Michael on April 7—hours after New Times filed record requests for communications among all parties related to the San Luis Ranch Road red curb extension. According to an April 7 email to Michael—forwarded to New Times by a city paralegal—Assistant Director of Public Works Madeline Kacsinta admitted the calculation error on the city’s part.

“Upon re-evaluation, we found that while daylighting requirements … do apply, there is enough space to maintain those safety standards and retain a minimum 18-foot parking space in front of your home,”

Kacsinta wrote. “The original measurements were overly conservative, and we apologize for that. We will be correcting this by restoring the 18-foot parking space and adjusting the curb striping accordingly.”

Kacsinta also apologized to Michael, adding that city staff “did not know who lived at the subject property.” She said that the transportation staff’s review was solely based on location and applicable safety standards.

Kacsinta told New Times that the city receives thousands of submissions to the AskSLO public engagement platform.

In 2025, they responded to more than 2,000 AskSLO requests, including reports of traffic signal issues and illegal parking and requests to remove abandoned shopping carts and for street repairs.

“We regret the mistake,” she said. “To help avoid similar situations in the future, staff will make a reasonable effort to provide advance notice when changes occur directly in front of a residence, particularly when it appears the space is regularly in use.”

Jacqueline told New Times that Marx never talked to the couple about the issue. She still has concerns about how local government is operating and told the SLO City Council about it during the April 7 meeting.

“We also explained that the public record showed the space actually complied with the laws and standards being cited to justify removing it,” Jacqueline said at the meeting. “That did not produce a meaningful response. In fact, there was silence until today’s media attention, and that matters.”

On April 13, she returned home to a street update. The city had removed the red curb but shortened the former parking space by 1 foot, still preventing the Loews from parking their truck there. The couple now plans to file an appeal.

“It seems Jan still got what she wanted because we can’t legally park our vehicle as we had prior to the city’s intervention,” Jacqueline said via text.

Kacsinta told New Times that staff is reviewing the change and isn’t planning to reduce the available parking space.

“From time to time, discrepancies can occur between plans and field conditions during installation,” she said, “which is why we are currently sending staff back out to verify the measurements and confirm the striping was installed as intended.” ∆

Reach Staff Writer Bulbul Rajagopal at brajagopal@newtimesslo.com.

Paso’s potential future

Paso Robles City Council candidates enter election season early

As John Hamon prepares to leave office after two decades in local government, the Paso Robles election is taking shape with a mix of incumbents and challengers defining the early contours of a race centered on housing, infrastructure, and the city’s long-term growth.

On April 7, Hamon announced he will not seek reelection.

“I’m proud of the progress our City Council and professional staff have made,” he told New Times in an email. “The next mayor and council will have to strike that balance— protecting what makes Paso Robles special while making practical decisions about housing, safety, and long-term sustainability.”

Over the past several years, Paso Robles has brought new housing online, invested in public safety, and continued improving infrastructure that supports both residents and the economy.

“The reality is, Paso Robles is at a transition point. We’re no longer a small town reacting to growth. We’re a maturing city that has to manage it responsibly,” he said. “Our outstanding agricultural products and the tourism that it brings has brought major economic strength to the city and region, and it will continue to be. But moving forward, there’s a clear need to broaden our economic base, support workforce housing, and make sure our infrastructure keeps pace.”

So far, the mayoral field in the November 2026 election includes Bill Britton, while two candidates have entered the race for the City Council’s 2nd District, including Generation Build founder Michael Massey and Robert Simoni. The 2nd District seat is currently held by Chris Bausch, who was party to a three-way lawsuit between himself, the city, and The Tribune over public records and has not yet announced whether he will run again.

Kris Beal, who represents the 1st District, confirmed that she’s seeking reelection. Across interviews, housing emerged as the most consistent policy focus, with candidates and officials pointing to a persistent gap between wages and home prices.

“There’s a gap between what people earn and what housing costs,” Beal told New Times. “And that is really proving it’s a hardship for people.”

Hamon said housing availability is also a key factor in whether employers choose to locate to the city.

“When employers look to come here, the first thing they do is look to see where would their employees live,” he said. “And right now, of course, all through the Central Coast, the housing is so expensive.”

The city has approved significant residential development in recent years, particularly on the east side. Hamon said roughly 1,200 homes are currently under construction, with another 1,000 expected to begin soon.

But candidate Massey said those efforts have not kept pace with demand or affordability challenges, particularly for younger residents.

“I just see our generation; it’s just getting harder and harder for us,” Massey said.

The Paso Robles native said housing is the “most pressing” issue in Paso Robles because it “directly impacts affordability, economic stability, and the ability of people to live and thrive in the community they serve.”

“We need to make it easier to build,” he said. “Why haven’t we seen any substantial development? … It is due to the red tape and the impact fees regarding that.”

Several candidates said Paso Robles must reduce reliance on its wine and tourism industries and expand higher-wage job opportunities.

“We can’t be a one-industry town,” Massey said. “One bad harvest or a few bad years doesn’t ripple through every family’s budget.”

Both Massey and Hamon referenced early discussions around a potential spaceport near the Paso Robles Municipal Airport as a possible economic driver, though the project remains in preliminary planning stages.

“If we nail that license, … it should change not only Paso Robles, but the whole Central Coast,” Hamon said.

Britton, a former Cal Poly vice president who recently retired after a career in state service, framed economic development as part of a broader restructuring of the city’s future.

“We’re not just a town for tourists to come visit,” Britton said. “We’re a community that’s growing, … and we need to build an economic future.”

Britton described his campaign as centered on three priorities: “fix what’s broken,” “protect what matters,” and “build an economic future.”

“I feel like I was born to be a public servant,” he said. “I want to do good.”

As the city grows, Hamon said infrastructure demands are increasing alongside housing and population growth.

“Housing and growth creates pressure,” Hamon said. “It’s unavoidable.”

Those pressures include traffic congestion, road maintenance, and emergency response capacity. Hamon said response times remain a concern even as staffing and equipment levels improve.

“Our goal is, of course, to have a response within four minutes of a 911 call, and we’re not there yet,” he said.

The city has budgeted nearly $15 million for road repairs this year, according to Bausch, funded in part through a voter-approved sales tax measure.

“Communities are only as good as the infrastructure that it provides,” he said. “We’ve got to focus on really improving that infrastructure.”

Beyond housing and economic development, candidates also pointed to quality-of-life concerns, particularly related to parks and youth recreation.

Beal said the city has faced increasing competition for limited open space.

“There’s not enough space,” she said. “It used to be … people could use the school properties, but they’re fenced off now.”

She said recent efforts have focused on expanding access to sports fields and recreational facilities, including discussions around Sherwood Park and potential

partnerships with the school district.

“We need places for our kids,” Beal said.

As the election develops, candidates are also distinguishing themselves through approach and governing philosophy.

Beal said her role has centered on helping residents navigate city systems and engage more directly in local government decisions.

“A big part of my role is demystifying local government so that people feel that they can access information and have a voice,” she said.

Britton described his candidacy as a departure from traditional political identity.

“I don’t look at myself as this in a political politician role,” he said. “I look at this as a steward.”

Massey said he’s focused on direct voter engagement in his district.

“I’m just focused on the 5,300 voters in District 2,” he said. “I want to talk to every single one of them.”

New Times reached out to Simoni but did not receive a response before publication.

Bausch, meanwhile, told New Times he’s still deciding whether to run.

“I will concentrate on city business … and wait until the usual nomination period … to decide if I will run,” he said via email. For 2026, the nomination period starts July 13 and ends on Aug. 7. ∆

Reach Staff Writer Chloë Hodge at chodge@ newtimesslo.com.

Locally tanned

On a stretch of Quintana Road in Morro Bay, inside a former crematorium, James Kennard is turning animal skins into something new—and now, he’s inviting others to do the same.

Kennard, who owns California Natural Sheepskins, launched a sheepskin design working group designed to bring people into the process of transforming raw hides into finished goods. The effort builds on his small-scale tanning operation and opens it up as a creative, collaborative space.

“It’s a meeting point to be creative with this resource that exists,” he said.

Kennard’s work highlights a largely invisible gap in the Central Coast’s agricultural system where sheep are regularly processed for meat but their skins are discarded due to the lack of local tanning infrastructure. By collecting, tanning, and now sharing the material locally, he is attempting to create a small, community-based system around something typically treated as waste.

of discarding flawed material, Kennard repurposes it into smaller goods.

“Leather is pretty mysterious and magical,” Kennard said. “It is an art and a science. And I guess … that’s what’s interesting.”

His path into the work began during the COVID-19 lockdown. He started hunting small game and began grappling with the ethics of meat consumption. If he was going to eat animals, he reasoned, he should understand and use every part of them.

That curiosity quickly expanded into a deeper dive into preserving hides and tanning.

Instead of entering conventional leather production, Kennard sought out smaller-scale and more natural approaches. He trained with a traditional tannery in Oregon and connected with a loose network of microtanneries in the United States and the U.K.

Kennard gets his skins from Creston Valley Meat, where sheepskins are abundant and normally discarded.

“There’s like a big gap in the in the food system where there’s a lot of waste of the animal skins, so, there were skins available,” he said. “There’s enough sheepskins, like, more than enough for me to try to keep up with, in the sheepskin harvest.”

Kennard has collected skins directly from the facility for four years now. Often he’ll get a call and collect the skins that day and bring them back to Morro Bay for immediate processing. Fresh skins must be cooled and processed quickly to prevent slippage, he explained.

“It’s kind of like a race against time straight away,” he said.

Once back at his Morro Bay workshop, the work becomes immediate and intensive.

“I was sort of literally staying up all night fleshing sheepskins, which is very physically challenging and not sustainable long term.”

Over time, he refined his process, developing faster methods while learning to navigate the unpredictability of natural materials.

“There are all these kind of subtleties,” Kennard said, “that kind of make or break the sheepskins at the end of the day.”

No two hides behave the same way, which has shaped both his workflow and his product line: “You never know what you’re going to get.”

Imperfections and irregularities often determine what a skin becomes. Instead

“If there’s a big flay … then like, well, it’s not really going to work as a rug,” he said. “So I’ll cut it up and turn into something else.

Through California Natural Sheepskins, Kennard creates hats, vests, bags, and custom pieces.

“If you can imagine it, I’ll try,” he said.

Now, through the newly launched working group, Kennard is shifting from individual production toward shared making. The sessions invite participants to learn how to work with sheepskin and experiment with design using locally sourced material.

“There’s this kind of wonderful creative opportunity to … take the sheepskins from … the hillsides around us,” he said. “Then … turn them into things that you know should last for a lifetime.”

The sheepskin working group meets every Tuesday in April from 5:30 to 7 p.m. at the Benedict Center in Morro Bay located at 1401 Quintana Road. Each session costs $25 and includes sheepskin material for a coin pursesize creation; there’s a sliding scale for bigger projects.

You can find California Natural Sheepskins every Saturday at the Morro Bay farmers market, on Etsy, and on Instagram @california_natural_sheepskins.

Fast fact

• The Cambria Community Services District, in partnership with local emergency response agencies and volunteers, will host an Emergency Preparedness Action Day on Saturday, April 18, at the Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main St., from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. The event is designed to move residents from awareness to action on wildfire, evacuation, and coastal hazard preparedness. Attendees will receive guidance on evacuation planning, household readiness, and CPR and first aid training. Complimentary “go-bag” kits will be distributed while supplies last. Emergency management professional Mike Ketaily, a 30-year veteran of the Los Angeles City Fire Department, will speak about practical steps residents can take to prepare before disasters strike. Visit cambriacsd.org for more information. ∆

Fire protection, not parks

Los Osos CSD is going to ask you to pay taxes to support both fire serves and the purchase of Sunnyside

The April 9 New Times article, “Los Osos CSD unanimously approves continued Cal Fire services,” speaks only to the action the board took at its monthly board meeting the week before. The reality is that the Los Osos Community Services District (LOCSD) head-faked the city of Morro Bay into spending a great deal of time on an apple-to-oranges proposal for emergency services, in what was a predetermined no-brainer to stay with Cal Fire.

The community of Los Osos is at a financial crossroads. On one hand it’s grappling with the high cost of emergency services and the very real potential for a significant increase in its special fire tax, while on the other hand, its board is distracted by the “shiny object” of trying to buy the former Sunnyside Elementary property for a park. Paradoxically, and understandably, the county and other CSDs are looking to off-load or reduce their parks and recreation burdens.

The tax elephant in the LOCSD boardroom was Measure B-26, which will appear on the June 2 ballot for Los Osos which, if passed, will force the LOCSD to pay around $6 million to purchase the 75-yearold Sunnyside Elementary school. The intent of the measure is to compel the LOCSD, which has no experience in these services, to

Why not try to save the regal oak tree?

I agree with the writer Mr. Schmidt 100 percent (“Harold Miossi would be upset about SLO REP cutting down an oak tree,” April 9). The radiant oak that could eventually share space with the performing arts center needs to be reprieved from destruction.

I watched a valley oak (at least 100 years old) go into immediate decline once a major root was cut by a utility company. Today, the tree has recovered and is a treasure of the owners of the property and the neighborhood.

It is not too late to save this regal remnant of an extinguished neighborhood that has much history and can continue to evolve with SLO REP together. Why not try?

David Gurney San Luis Obispo

Dear Shredder,

Too bad you don’t like roundabouts (“Wrongabout,” March 26).

I like them. Especially, the new one in Avila Beach. It’s beautiful! Before that, it was very difficult and dangerous to try and make a left hand turn from Shell Beach Road onto Avila Beach Drive on the weekends. The traffic exiting from the freeway rendered it nearly impossible. So yes,

operate and maintain dilapidated classrooms, multipurpose spaces, and care for and reclaim the squirrel-infested grounds. LOCSD instigated the Measure B-26 effort by ponying up more than $100,000 in recreation funds (commonly referred to as “pool funds”) to pay for legal counsel to negotiate a purchase of Sunnyside on behalf of LOCSD, a telephone survey of Los Osos residents, and architectural renderings of what “could be” if we tax ourselves enough to purchase and maintain the site. Yet, the cost to realize what “could be” is not included in Measure B-26.

The LOCSD’s money is assisting a handful of residents in their wish to tax each parcel of land (large or small, developed or not) $185 a year for the next 15 years. The initial “pool fund” was set up in the 1990s after the county facilitated a successful advisory vote of the citizens of Los Osos, collecting $40 from each developed residential parcel intending to fund a community pool. A short time later, California’s Proposition 218 was passed, and when the recreation tax measure was brought to the voters, now needing a two-thirds majority necessary to pass, it failed. The money should have been returned to those who had paid; instead the “pool fund” of about $250,000 was transferred to the newly formed LOCSD.

Over many years and many boards, it was

I like the new roundabout.

Thank you for your weekly letter.

Dominique Dunn Avila Beach

We still have more work to do to protect the Earth

When I attended the very first Earth Day in 1970 as a college student, the air was choked with smog, Rachel Carson had alerted us to the harms caused by DDT, and the heartbreaking massive oil spill off the coast of Santa Barbara polluted miles of ocean and killed thousands of birds. Environmental consciousness was born.

Today, we continue to face severe environmental challenges, yet progress has been made over the past 56 years: The Environmental Protection Agency was established, and with it, the Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act; we now experience lower levels of air pollution—particulate matter, ozone, and other pollutants; leaded gasoline was banned in 1996; millions of acres of wild places have been protected; clean, renewable energy (solar, wind, geothermal) have become the norm. But there is much more work to be done. I invite you to join me at the upcoming SLO EarthFest on Saturday, April 18. Learn how you can help protect our planet in both large and small ways and have fun with like-

agreed that the fund was a “sacred cow,” and pushed back on several LOCSD general managers who recommended drawing upon it for salaries and benefits of office staff. Until fiscal year 2015-16, the fund was off limits. After that, the board quietly began drawing on the fund for administration in 2015. In addition to drawing administrative funds from the “pool fund,” the district board at that time assigned legal counsel to explore dog and pocket parks, which drew the fund down further, with no tangible results.

From 2019 to 2024, the board allocated general property tax dollars (previously allocated to the water fund) to the parks fund, bringing the balance to more than $325,000. Since building a pool was a distant memory, the thinking was the fund would build a $300,000 dog park on land leased from the county, just north of the tennis courts at the Community Park.

Reallocating the general property tax to parks and recreation was hotly contested. Those of us paying attention argued that those funds, while only a few dollars in the scheme of things, should be allocated to the fire fund.

Over the last several years, the board has become acutely aware that the fire station is in dire need of modernization, renovation, expansion, or complete replacement. Coupled with the rising cost of emergency service staffing, it has not been a secret that the current special fire tax would soon become insufficient and would need to be increased.

minded people. There will be live music, an EV showcase and test drive, kids zone, food trucks, and more. If you can, walk, bike, bus, or carpool to the event.

Early last year, the school district notified the LOCSD that Sunnyside Elementary was for sale; the board members lost sight of funding the dog park and began to pursue the purchase of the school. Knowing full well the LOCSD couldn’t fund $6 million for the purchase or operations and maintenance, they knew they needed the taxpayers to fund the tax elephant.

Long story short, the recreation fund, as it stands today has less than $200,000 in it. The money that was to have been for a pool, then a dog park, is dwindling.

The park tax and fire tax appear to be competing. Come June, Los Osos voters will see the parks and recreation tax of $185 per year per parcel on the ballot; while the needed “significant increase” to our fire tax will probably be on a ballot in the near future, at this juncture.

Los Osos voters are not being given a choice between parks and fire taxes. It is quite possible there may not be the community bandwidth for additional taxes, causing one, the other, or both to fail. I recommend putting your money toward critical services.

Support our firefighters. Vote no on Measure B-26 for parks and support the special fire tax increase when it appears on a future ballot. ∆

Julie Tacker is a former Los Osos Community Services District board member and a 20year countywide activist.

Rain or shine, come to Santa Rosa Park on April 18 in San Luis Obispo from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. There’s still time to become an exhibitor, volunteer, and/or sponsor. Find out more: sloclimatecoalition.org.

Trump v. the pope

It’s been 50 days since the president precipitated his brutal air war against Iran. This “little excursion” has morphed into a regional war with devastating consequences for virtually everyone: To the unfortunate Lebanese, caught in the cross fire; to every one of the petro-states on both sides of the Persian Gulf; and to every nation that continues to depend on the world market for petroleum products.

It’s a war with Congress blind to the reality that the American people oppose it.

It’s a war that Trump initiated in close consultation with only one ally: Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel.

Who does benefit from this war? Analysts cite only two nations: Putin’s Russia and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Putin benefits from vastly increased sales of Russian oil and gas—made possible by Trump’s decision to remove the heavy sanctions placed on the Kremlin since the 2014 invasion of Crimea.

The Saudis benefit from rent-free use of American and Israeli armed forces to “obliterate” their sworn enemies in Iran and Iranian proxies like the Houthis in Yemen.

Trump views this war as a 21st century Christian Crusade, as do all the “holy warriors” in the administration who would happily bring us to Armageddon. The crusader-in-chief is Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who literally wears his “Christian nationalism” every day with pride: It’s tattooed on his chest. His belligerent views

were revealed in a recent “Christian” prayer service in the Pentagon, where he prayed to a vengeful God: “Let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness [with] overwhelming violence against those who deserve no mercy.”

Just a few days after the media learned of Hegseth’s “prayer,” Pope Leo XIII used his Palm Sunday message to reject such misguided appeals to the Almighty. Citing Isaiah 15, Pope Leo reminded all Christians to view Jesus as “the King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war but rejects them.”

Then on Easter Sunday, Trump issued a profane demand for Iranians to surrender— on Easter Sunday, the most sacred day for Christians: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day and Bridge Day in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”

Then, only two days later Trump posted this ominous threat: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”

In response, Pope Leo told reporters in Italy that Trump’s threat to wipe out an entire civilization was “truly unacceptable.”

On April 12, Trump posted a bizarre AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus. Replete with images of high-tech

weaponry, Trump extends two AI-enlarged hands toward a prostrate man who holds an astonishing resemblance to Jeffrey Epstein.

Within hours, Pope Leo resoundingly denounced the distortions of the message of Jesus, citing the Beatitudes: “The message of the Gospel is very clear, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers.’”

But the president wasn’t happy with Pope Leo, and that same day he tried to explain away his post to CBS reporter Weijia Jiang, saying, “I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross … . It’s supposed to be me as a doctor making people better. And I do make people better.”

Then another reporter asked Trump whether he might apologize to the pope. He declined, of course. Instead, he doubleddown on his criticism of Pope Leo, calling him “weak on crime, terrible for foreign policy.”

What kind of leader—what kind of person—would attack the pope as “weak on crime?” The pope isn’t some Democratic big-city mayor; he’s the spiritual leader of 20 percent of Americans who identify as Catholic. The man who occupies the Chair of Saint Peter often speaks for the 2 billion Christians throughout the world.

In 2024, 55 percent of American Catholics voted for Trump. A recent poll for the National Catholic Register now shows that a majority—52 percent—now disapprove of the job he is doing. And that poll was taken before Trump’s trash talk directed at the pope.

This is the man who has claimed that the only limit to his power is “my own morality.”

We already know where this president has hidden his morality: In the gutter. And what more insistent moral issue is there than the choice of war versus peace? Jesus’ first words to his disciples when he appeared to them, cowering in their hideaway after the crucifixion, were these: “Peace be with you.” In Matthew 5, the central lesson of Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount is “blessed are the peacemakers.” Our nation needs a peacemaker, not a warmonger. Americans need to elect leaders who build bridges, not bombers eager for an apocalypse. In the Oval Office, we need to have an advocate for the rule of law rather than ignoring international alliances. ∆

John Ashbaugh “strongly approves” of Pope Leo. And he’s not even Catholic. Respond to letters@newtimesslo.com

What should be done with the Sunny Acres property?

46% The state should run the site itself.

40% Nothing. Let it return to nature.

7% Continue Dan DeVaul’s legacy and keep the recovery center in the family.

7% The state should approve the sale to Restorative Partners ASAP.

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Curb appeal

Not to shred someone while they’re out of the office, but one San Luis Obispo elected official may have taken a neighborhood dispute a little too far.

Longtime City Councilmember—and former mayor—Jan Marx was apparently just sick of staring at a truck parked on her street. She was over it, so she did what any elected official would do. She complained.

Marx took the time to go out to the curb where the truck was parking and measure the painted red curb next to it. She took pictures of all her handiwork in an effort to convince city staff to do something about this terrible travesty of justice!

What was the travesty?

Well! In Marx’s eyes, the red paint didn’t cover enough of the curb next to the fire hydrant on the corner, among other things.

“A white Silverado pickup truck … has been parked at the corner of San Luis Ranch Road and Froom for weeks, without moving,” Marx wrote in a Feb. 27 AskSLO complaint to the city. “Also the curb in that space should be painted red, given the close proximity of the fire hydrant and the crosswalk. … It is hard to avoid hitting the truck, exiting the roundabout and entering the neighborhood.”

Something must be done! Marx had an idea.

“Extending the red curb all the way to the driveway would make sense,” she wrote in a second complaint filed the very next day. And the city immediately thought: “Great idea!”

Marx filed her complaints over a weekend, and by Monday, the city had a work order ready to roll. A city government has never operated so quickly!

In mid-March, the owner of this pickup truck pulled up to the curb in front of their house after work and could no longer park there. Red paint stretched all the way to the driveway. No warning.

Turns out, the house belonged to none other than the former SLO chief building official, Michael Loew, who knows his way around a red curb, city policy, and measuring tape. So, he measured that very same curb for himself.

A curb has never received so much attention!

“The original red curb was extended to exactly 15 feet beyond the fire hydrant, which left a total of 19 feet, 4 inches to the edge of our driveway apron,” Jacqueline, Michael’s wife, said. “Those are the true measurements before all of this happened, and Jan’s measurements were incorrect.”

Precise, amirite?

New Times reached out to the city about the issue, and the city responded a few hours later to the Loews. The city may, on second thought, have made a whoopsie-daisy.

“Upon re-evaluation, we found that while daylighting requirements … do apply, there

is enough space to maintain those safety standards and retain a minimum 18-foot parking space in front of your home,” Assistant Director of Public Works Madeline Kacsinta wrote. “The original measurements were overly conservative, and we apologize for that. We will be correcting this by restoring the 18-foot parking space and adjusting the curb striping accordingly.”

What? Seems like someone in power had the upper hand over their neighbors until their neighbors reached out to the media. But I’m just thinking out loud, you know?

Kind of like the REACT Alliance did when it sent a letter to the Trump administration’s Department of the Interior begging it to reimburse the five wind farm companies that have leases off California’s coast. And no, the wind farms didn’t ask for their $750 million-plus back.

Since Trump hates renewable energy, now’s REACT’s chance to get rid of offshore wind so that when the next administration strolls in and has the gall to support renewable energy development, all the effort made on offshore wind in California up to this point has to start over again!

Screw it. Let’s drill for oil instead! Trump has set up offshore leases for that, right?

In March, the Trump administration paid $1 billion to French energy company TotalEnergies to walk away from U.S. offshore wind leases off the coasts of North Carolina and New York

something REACT wants to also happen here.

“Forcing American ratepayers to shoulder the immense costs of this ‘impractical solution’ offers no immediate benefit,” REACT wrote in its letter.

I don’t think ratepayers are shouldering any costs just yet—except for maybe increased natural gas prices. Thanks, Trumpty Dumpty! REACT seems to be asking for taxpayers to shoulder the burden instead.

“There’s been no movement” on the leases just yet, REACT VP Saro Rizzo said. It’s only been two years since the lease agreements were signed. These kinds of projects take longer than the Trump administration’s going to be around. We’ve only got two and a half-ish more years! Jesus! I mean, Doctor! You know who’s not waiting? People who want to run for Paso Robles City Council. The primary election ballots aren’t even in the mail yet, and folks are announcing their aspirations for the general election.

That is, except for sitting City Councilmember Chris Bausch. He’s going to keep us all waiting to make his announcement. Hopefully a judge won’t have to compel him to tell us what we all want to hear: “I’m retiring from elected office.” ∆

The Shredder doesn’t endorse candidates but has strong opinions. Send your own opinions to shredder@newtimesslo.com.

Hot Dates

TACO TAKEOVER

The fourth annual Paso Robles Taco Fest will be held at the Estrella Warbirds Museum in Paso Robles on Saturday, April 18, from noon to 7 p.m., and Sunday, April 19, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. During the “largest taco festival in the Western U.S.,” more than 60 taco and food vendors from across the country will be serving affordable eats, while more than 80 craft and artisan vendors will sell handmade goods and gifts. General admission is $25 each day, or $40 for a full weekend pass, and can be purchased at my805tix.com.

—Angie Stevens

ARTS

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CHEECH AND CHONGS UP IN SMOKE SCREENING FUNDRAISER FOR THE ROCK COMMUNITY RADIO

The Rock Community Radio presents a fundraiser screening of the ultimate stoner classic, Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke April 20, 4:20 p.m. $15. (805) 769-8458. Bay Theatre, 464 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

COASTAL WINE AND PAINT PARTY Listen to music while enjoying an afternoon of creativity, sipping, and mingling. The party includes a complimentary glass of wine and canvas with materials. Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. $55. (805) 394-5560. coastalwineandpaint.com. Harmony Cafe at the Pewter Plough, 824 Main St., Cambria.

COSTA GALLERY SHOWCASES Features works by Ellen Jewett as well as 20 other local artists, and artists from southern and northern California. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sundays, 12-4 p.m. (559) 799-9632. costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th St., Los Osos.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. (805) 772-9095. foreverstoked.com. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS ALAN COHEN, ASSEMBLAGES & SCULPTURE Discover whimsical sculptures crafted from driftwood, tackle and reclaimed treasures, transforming beach finds into unique birds, crabs, whales, fish and more. Through April 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. (805)

772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE PRESENTS OCEAN’S EDGE - A PHOTOGRAPHY GROUP EXHIBITION Explore beautiful coastal photography featuring dramatic waterscapes, golden sunsets, and bright landscapes from across California’s Central Coast and the Pacific Ocean. Through April 29, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. (805) 772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

MOSAIC TILE WATERING CAN WORKSHOP Get creative and add a touch of artistry to your garden at Cambria Nursery’s Mosaic Tile Watering Can workshop. April 25 11 a.m.-noon $65. (805) 927-4747. cambrianursery.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria.

STAINED GLASS DEMONSTRATION WITH LARA FIELDS Lara Fields will work live on a new piece while talking through the decisions that shape it. April 26 1-3 p.m. Free. (805) 772-2504. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, artcentermorrobay.org.

SUCCULENT REDWOOD BIRDHOUSE WORKSHOP Create something truly special this season at Cambria Nursery’s Succulent Redwood Birdhouse Workshop. April 18 11 a.m.-noon $200. (805) 927-4747. cambrianursery.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria.

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AND THE WINNER IS Tyler Johnes is finally nominated for an Oscar, then dies the night before the awards. Will a heavenly gatekeeper let him attend anyway? Fridays-Sundays, 7:30-9:15 p.m. through April 26 $15-$30. (805) 712-1224. winecountrytheatre.org. Encore Center, 1030 Railroad, Paso Robles.

CHAKRA BALANCING & FUSED GLASS MOBILE WORKSHOP Join the Chakra Balancing and Fused Glass Mobile Workshop with Annette Jones, a local intuitive reader and healer. Get a personal reading, custom blended oils and a glass mobile. April 25 12-2:30 p.m. $250. (805) 464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

DATE NIGHT Couples or friends, bring a bottle of wine and enjoy a creative night out. Have fun and get messy as the venue walks you through the basics of throwing on the potter’s wheel. Fridays, 6-8 p.m. $144. (805) 203-0335. thepotteryatascadero.com/datenight. The Pottery, 5800 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY:

ONGOING DISPLAYS Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, (310) 621-7543.

FIELDWORK WORKSHOP - OPEN STUDIO

Join us every Tuesday for our community workshop! Bring your creative projects, meet fellow makers, and get inspired. No pressure, just creativity, good vibes, and snacks. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. $15. fieldworkart.org. Fieldwork, 5880 Entrada Ave, Atascadero, (971) 645-2481.

PASO ROBLES JAZZ FEST LIBRETTO presents the inaugural Paso Robles Jazz Fest, offering world-class jazz, intimate limited-seating concerts, and a stunning Sensorio grand finale with an exclusive VIP opening. April 24 2-8 p.m., April 25 , 2-8 p.m. and April 26 2-8 p.m. $300. (805) 369-2144. pasoroblesjazzfest.com/. Libretto Jazz Club, 1242 Park Street, Paso Robles. PAW-CASSO SUNDAY Join for a family-

friendly painting event where you can create a custom portrait of your beloved pet! Inspired by our furry friends and the joy they bring, Paw-casso and Pour is part of the Wine 4 Paws Weekend, supporting Woods Humane Society — the place where two of our own MCV pups found their forever homes. April 26 2:30 p.m. $35. my805tix.com. MCV Wines, 3773 Ruth Way, suite A, Paso Robles, (805) 712-4647. SILVERSMITH WORKSHOP: STONE SETTING Join this three-hour workshop on bezel setting. Pick your stone, bezel and band to make your own unique, ooak ring. No experience is necessary. April 26 4-7 p.m. $140. (805) 464-2564. fieldworkart.org. Fieldwork, 5880 Entrada Ave, Atascadero.

STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, (805) 238-9800.

TAKE A SPIN: TWO-HOUR WHEEL

CLASS These two hour blocks provide an opportunity to learn the basics of wheel throwing. Instructors will center your clay for you, so you will have the opportunity to make two items. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-noon $72. (805) 203-0335. thepotteryatascadero. com/wheelclasses. The Pottery, 5800 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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“ONE VISIT” POTTERY CLASS This is a great class if you are looking to try out pottery! Throw on the wheel or paint pre-made pottery. Get a student discount with a valid school ID. Fridays, 6-7:30 p.m. $75. (805) 896-6197. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, anamcre.com.`

2026 SLO FILM FEST! Join the 32nd annual 2026 SLO Film Festival, featuring more than 100 independent films, red carpets, Q&As, panels, workshops, free events, tickets, and

passes available. April 23 12-9 p.m., April 24, April 25 and April 26 $5-$350. (805) 546-3456. slofilmfest.org. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge.com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ATSUKO OKATSUKA: THE BIG BOWL TOUR Known for her viral videos and one-of-a-kind humor, Atsuko Okatsuka is an award winning comedian now on tour, following her hit stand-up special, FATHER. April 22 7:30 p.m. calpolyarts. org/20252026-season/atsuko-okatsuka. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849.

BUILD A JUNKBOT WORKSHOP WITH JUNKGIRLS Build a one-of-a-kind JunkBot using vintage and found objects like gears, keys, and metal bits. Assemble, customize and name your robot. April 25 2-4:30 p.m. $110. (805) 439-0123. junkgirls.com. JunkGirls, 870 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

CREATIVITY DAYS WITH THE SILK ARTISTS OF CALIFORNIA CENTRAL COAST An opportunity to work on your own projects and materials while picking up new skills among friends. Note: this event is held mostly every third Monday (attendees are asked to call or email to confirm ahead of time). Third Monday of every month $5; first session free. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, (805) 747-4200.

GELLI PLATE PRINTING WITH CAROLINA LUNA Experience a beginner-friendly method of printmaking as Carolina guides you through different ways you can make prints with gel plates and mixed media! April 25 1-3 p.m. $35. (805) 747-4200. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, artcentralslo.wordpress.com.

IMPROV STUDENT SHOWCASE AT THE BUNKER Come cheer on the students of Central Coast Comedy Theater as they take the stage for a night of unscripted hilarity! From fresh-faced beginners making their improv debut to seasoned students showing off their chops, this showcase will be sure to astound! April 17, 6:15-8 p.m. $12.56. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

MOBILE CLAY CLASSES Offering handbuilding, throwing, and ceramic decorative arts. All ages and abilities are welcome. Call for more info. ongoing (805) 835-5893. hmcruceceramics.com/ book-online. SLO County, Various locations countywide, San Luis Obispo.

MOVIES AT THE MARKET Join at the Market for a family-friendly movie night. Grab a blanket or chair and join us on the patio for The Lorax. April 24 8-9:30 p.m. Free. SLO Public Market, 120 Tank Farm Road, San Luis Obispo.

NEUROGRAPHIC ART WORKSHOP WITH JUNKGIRLS Learn neurographic art, a meditative drawing method that processes emotions and reduces stress. Create flowing lines, neural-style patterns, and color using brush pens. April 18 2-4:30 p.m. $65. (805) 439-0123. junkgirls. com. Learn Neurographic art, a relaxing drawing method that uses flowing lines and watercolor pens to process emotions, reduce stress, and create beautiful abstract patterns. April 18 2-4:30 p.m. $65. (805) 439-0123. junkgirls.com. JunkGirls, 870 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo. PAINTING IN THE STYLE OF GEORGIA O’KEEFFE Learn to paint in the style of Georgia O’Keeffe, an American artist best known for her paintings of flowers and desert landscapes. April 18 1:30-3:30 p.m. $35. (805) 747-4200. artcentralslo.com. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SAN LUIS OBISPO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL The SLO Film Festival is a six-day annual event, showcasing creative, diverse, and impactful works from filmmakers from around the world. April 23 , April 24 April 25 and April 26 $22. (805) 546-3456. slofilmfest2026.eventive. org. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. SLO COMEDY UNDERGROUND OPEN MIC NIGHT Enjoy a night of laughs provided by the local SLO Comedy Community. It’s open mic night, so anyone can perform and “you never know what you’ll see.” Tuesdays, 8 p.m. Free. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-2337, libertinebrewing.com.

TEEN NIGHT POTTERY

Three Speckled Hens Antique Show

FRIDAY, APRIL 24 Paso Robles Event Center

THURSDAY, APRIL 16

EVYR Live at The Pour House!

SATURDAY, APRIL 18

Pour House, Paso Robles

Ultraviolets/Excuse me Sir/ Joone

SATURDAY, APRIL 18 The Bunker, SLO

Paul’s Episcopal Church, Cambria

That’s So Drag Brunch at Libertine

SUNDAY, APRIL 19

Libertine Brewing Co, SLO

Topanga Banjo & Fiddle Contest & Folk Festival

SUNDAY, MAY 17

Beyond the Notes: Enrichment through Music & Community

SATURDAY, APRIL 18

San Luis Bay Estates, Avila Beach

That’s So Disco: A Late Night Drag Dance Party

SATURDAY, APRIL 18 Libertine Brewing Co, SLO

will be taught to throw on the potters wheel, sculpt, or paint a pot. Snacks will be provided. Fridays, 6-7:30 p.m. $35. (805) 896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

UBU’S OTHER SHOE STAGED READING:

LOVE ALONE A routine surgery turns tragic, leaving a family in grief and a doctor grappling with guilt. This drama explores themes of loss, healing, and connection. April 17, 7-9 p.m. and April 18 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. $18-$23. (805) 786-2440. slorep.org/ shows/staged-reading-love-alone/. SLO Rep, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

WHITNEY PINTELLO: SOLO SHOW On display now through mid-April. ongoing slogallery.com/. SLO Gallery, 1023 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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PAGKAMULAT: PILIPINO CULTURAL NIGHT 37 Cal Poly’s Pilipino Cultural Night (PCN) is a student-run cultural production that celebrates Pilipino-American heritage through dance, drama, and music. April 24 7-9:30 p.m. and April 25 7-9:30 p.m. $8. (805) 489-9444. clarkcenter.org/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

THE SOUND OF MUSIC St. Joseph High School Community Theatre Presents: The Sound of Music. April 17, 7 p.m., April 18 7 p.m. and April 19, 2 p.m. $34. (805) 489-9444. clarkcenter.org/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

WORKSHOPS AND MORE AT THE LAVRA

Check the venue’s calendar for storytelling workshops, lectures, movie nights, and discussions held on a periodic basis. ongoing thelavra.org/home. The Lavra, 2070 E. Deer Canyon Road, Arroyo Grande.

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BREATHE AND STRETCH One must be able to get down onto the floor and back up again, with ease, in order to participate in this 55-minute session. It’s specifically designed to enhance mobility and strength. Please bring a mat and some water. Mondays, 9-10 a.m. $10 per session. (415) 516-5214. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CENTRAL COAST UECHI-RYU KARATE-

DO Uechi-Ryu Karate-do is a traditional form of karate originating from Okinawa, Japan. Focus is on fitness, flexibility, and self-defense with emphasis on self -growth, humility, and respect. Open to ages 13 to adult. Beginners and experienced welcome. Instructor with 50 years experience. For info, call 805215-8806. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay, 772-6278, morrobay.ca.us.

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS

MEETING Co-Dependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a Twelve Step recovery program

for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Meeting is hybrid (both in person and on Zoom). For information, call 805-900-5237. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. thecambriaconnection.org/. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-1654.

THE DREAM KEYS: UNLOCK THE DOOR TO DREAM WISDOM Learn tips and secrets to decode dream symbols and your dream language and how to merge them into your waking life. Register at the link. April 17 1-3 p.m. $75. dreamgirlwriter.com/ playshops. Moonstone Cellars, 812 Cornwall St, Cambria, (805) 927-9466.

EARTH DAY CELEBRATION HOSTED BY GREENSPACE AND TRUE EARTH MARKET Join this Earth Day familyfriendly fun and eco-education. Enjoy classes, music, storytelling, docent tours, eco-vendors, animal ambassadors, kids zone, food and beverages for purchase. April 19, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. (805) 927-2866. greenspacecambria.org/. Creekside Reserve, 2264 Center St., Cambria. EARTH DAY CLEANUP Join MBNEP for our annual Earth Day cleanup! Meet at the Centennial Parkway to pick up trash around the Embarcadero. April 22 , 3:305:30 p.m. Free. eventbrite.com. Centennial Parkway, Front Street, Morro Bay, N/A. ENJOY AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. (805) 528-4880. baysidemartialarts.com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos. MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS

DISCUSSION GROUP A group of metaphysically minded individuals that have been meeting for many years now in the Coalesce Chapel. Club offers a supportive metaphysical based community. Members discuss a different topic each week. All are welcome to join. Fridays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Suggested donation of $10-$15. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/. SOCRATES DISCUSSION GROUP Have a topic, book, or article you wish to discuss with interested and interesting people? Join this weekly meeting to discuss it, or simply contribute your experiences and knowledge. Contact Mark Plater for instructions on entering the Chapel area. Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon (805) 528-7111. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

SPRING SALE EVENT AT CAMBRIA

NURSERY Enjoy 20% off storewide and take home something fresh for the season. April 17-19, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. (805) 927-4747. cambrianursery.com. Cambria Nursery and Florist, 2801 Eton Rd., Cambria. STRETCH, BREATHE, AND BALANCE Ideal for seniors, and open to everyone. Instructor Randal Bodlak takes you through specific moves to promote mobility, internal strength, and stability. Mondays, 9-10 a.m. $10 per session. (805) 528-4880. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos. TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi

Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Call for price details. (805) 701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/ moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. (805) 772-7466. fitnessworksmb.com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

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ATASCADERO CITYWIDE YARD SALE

Head to the 9th Annual Atascadero

Citywide Yard sale to shop for treasures or sell your stuff! More than 120 sales will be held all over town at homes and businesses. April 18 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and April 19 8 a.m.-noon Free. atascaderoyardsale.com. Atascadero Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero, (805) 470-3360.

BALANCE FLOW Suitable for all levels. This class is meant to benefit the mind-body connection while emphasizing safe and effective alignment as well as breath awareness and relaxation. Please call to register in advance. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $16-$22; $50 membership. (805) 434-9605. ttrtennis.com/fitness/ yoga/. Templeton Tennis Ranch, 345 Championship Lane, Templeton.

FARMER’S MARKETPLACE “SIP & SHOP”

Joining forces with FARMstead ED SLO County Farm Trail, we are celebrating Earth Day with a good ol’ fashioned farmer’s market featuring local growers. April 26 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. my805tix.com. Cass Winery, 7350 Linne Road, Paso Robles.

FRANCS & FUR-IENDS: WINE4PAWS EVENT Help raise funds for Wine4Paws at this DIY, no-bake dog treat making event while watching 101 Dalmations . Treats can go home for your best furry friend. April 26 , 5-7 p.m. $20. (805) 270-3327. dracaenawines.com. Dracaena Wines, 1244 Pine Street, suite 101 B, Paso Robles.

HAMBLY LAVENDER FARM GUIDED EXPERIENCE This one-hour walk about the farm immerses you in the processes of growing, harvesting, and drying this fragrant herb. Saturdays, Sundays, 10 a.m. my805tix.com. Hambly Farms, 1390 Grana Place, San Miguel.

PASO FOOD CO-OP MONTHLY MEETING

Join this monthly organizational meeting startup Paso Food Cooperative. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6-7 p.m. (805)

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712-7410 text is best. pasofoodcooperative. com/calendar--meetings. Oak Creek Commons, 635 Nicklaus St., Paso Robles.

RELIVE THE 90S SCHOLASTIC BOOK

FAIR WITH WINE

Enjoy books, wine, live music, local vendors, and wagging tails, while supporting animal rescue on Wine4Paws Sunday! April 26 , 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. (805) 237-1245. mcpricemyers. com. Enjoy books, vendors, live music, food, and wine. All ages and pets are welcome. April 26 , 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. (805) 237-1245. mcpricemyers.com. McPrice Myers Wine Company, 3525 Adelaida Rd., Paso Robles. SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING

Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton. SILENT BOOK CLUB WITH NOVEL PAIRINGS Bring your book and receive a wine paired to your genre. There is no assigned reading, and no pressure — just wine, reading, and good company. April 22 , 5-7:30 p.m. $30. novel-pairings.com/ silentbookclub. Hope on Park Creative Space, 1140 Pine Street, Paso Robles.

TAI CHI This course’s instructor has won many Tai Chi and other internal martial arts tournaments. Both experienced martial artists and new learners are welcome to the class. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $65. (805) 237-3988. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles.

THREE SPECKLED HENS VINTAGE

MARKET Located in the famous Paso Robles Event Center, the Three Speckled Hens Vintage Market and Antique Show is a biannual event that specializes in selling one-of-a-kind antique and vintage items. Over 75 vendors will participate in the show, selling everything from antiques and vintage items to re-purposed treasures. April 24 -25 $12.56. my805tix.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.

TRAFFIC JAM VINTAGE & HANDMADE

POP UP MARKET There will be over 25 vendors, along with food, music, and vibes, located in the lot behind the shops on Traffic Way (behind Golden State Goods). Third Sunday of every month, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 20 Free. (805) 464-2564. trafficjamvintagemarket.com. Golden State Goods, 5880 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

WILDFLOWER CENTURY

The San Luis Obispo Bicycle Club presents our annual Wildflower Century. We offer challenging 35, 50, 65, 80, and 100 mile routes. April 18 7 a.m. $120. slobc.org. 2026 Wildflower Century, 5105 Odonovan Rd, Creston, (805) 457-5810.

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BARS AND BOUNCE CLINIC

Bars and Bounce is a sneakily fun workout, where children 5 to 17 years old can build wholebody strength swinging on bars and bouncing on trampolines! No experience is necessary. April 18 1-3 p.m. $25. (805) 547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com.

Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. BRAVER ANGELS COURAGESOUS CONVERSATION: LEARN TO LAPPC

Join the Braver Angels Courageous Conversations workshop and gain skills and confidence to have conversations across difference. Learn to LAPPC and turn arguments into discussions. April 25 9:30 a.m.-noon Free. United Church of Christ (Congregational) of San Luis Obispo, 11245 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo.

CHASING SURVIVAL: CHEETAHS, COMMUNITIES AND CONSERVATION

Global conservation leader Dr. Laurie Marker, founder of the Cheetah Conservation Fund, will explore sustainable innovation in the effort to protect wildlife. April 23 , 4:10-5:30 p.m. Free. (805) 7561477. international.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly (Keck Lab), Building 007, Room 02, 1, Grand Avenue, San Luis Obispo.

EVERYTHING EDIBLE AT GROWING GROUNDS NURSERY SLO Everything Edible is a gardening plant sale extravaganza! We will be selling all the plants you will need for your summer garden at our Nursery! April 18 , 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. (805) 543-6071. growinggrounds-farm-santa-maria.square.site. Growing Grounds Nursery, 3740 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

EXPLORE TANGO DISCOVERY CLASS

Discover the joy of connection with Argentine Tango. No partner or experience is required. A lifetime of community connecting with people and music awaits! April 18 1-3 p.m. $30. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO, 3845 S Higuera St.( Lower Level), San Luis Obispo, (805) 904-7428.

FAMILY FUN LINE DANCING Join this Family-friendly Line Dance class, including the most popular line dances for all ages. April 19 3:30-5 p.m. $10. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO, 3845 S Higuera St.( Lower Level), San Luis Obispo, (805) 904-7428. FREE TOURS OF THE MISSION Tour San Luis Obispo’s Spanish Mission, founded in 1772. Come learn its history and importance to the development of this area. Tours are led by docents and meet in front of the church Sundays, 2:30 p.m. and Mondays-Saturdays, 1:15 p.m. Free. (805) 550-7713. missionslodocents.org. Mission

San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

GALA PRIDE AND DIVERSITY CENTER BOARD MEETING (VIA ZOOM) Monthly meeting of the Gala Pride and Diversity Center Board of Directors. Meets virtually via Zoom and is open to members of the public. Visit galacc.org/events to fill out the form to request meeting access. Third Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission fee. galacc.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

HIP HOP POP-UP WORKSHOP WITH SUSI

Join this high-energy hip-hop pop-up with Susi. Experience dynamic choreography, real expression, and a space to move with confidence. April 17, 6:30-8 p.m. $35. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO, 3845 S Higuera St.( Lower Level), San Luis Obispo, (805) 904-7428.

HOPE FOR THE FUTURE: A SPRING BENEFIT FOR CASA OF SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY Your ticket includes drinks, appetizers, live music, inspirational speakers, and more. All proceeds will directly benefit CASA’s mission to advocate for children in foster care. April 18 , 4-5:30 p.m. $50. (805) 546-2404. slocasa.org/ casa-events/. The Carrisa, 736 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

HOTEL SLO HOSTS 5TH ANNUAL ROSÉ THE SLO WAY WINE FESTIVAL AND FUNDRAISER Hotel San Luis Obispo presents its fifth annual Rosé the SLO Way wine festival and fundraise. Join this ultimate pink party! April 19 1-4 p.m. $170. Hotel San Luis Obispo, 877 Palm St., San Luis Obispo, (805) 235-0700.

KIDS’ PARTY PARADISE: SPRING FLING

(PARENTS’ NIGHT OUT) Drop your kiddos, 4 to 13 years old, off at Kids’ Party Paradise for pizza, movie, and gymnastics fun while you get an evening off! No experience is necessary. April 18 , 5-9:30 p.m. $50. (805) 547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

MISSION SAN LUIS OBISPO DOCENTS

ORIENTATION MEETING Mission SLO

Docents give free daily tours for visitors of all faiths. Orientation for new docentshelp share the special story of Mission SLO! Third Saturday of every month, 9 a.m.-noon Free. 657/465-9182. missionslodocents. org/. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

MONTHLY MEETING FOR

CARDIOVASCULAR PATIENTS Join Mended Hearts of San Luis Obispo for Empowering Monthly Meetings for Cardiovascular Patients. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 2-3:30 p.m.

march 13 ~ April 25 th th

Free. mendedhearts.org. French Hospital

Copeland Health Education Pavilion, 3rd Floor, 1911 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo.

MOONLIGHT HOURS Since reopening in 2008, the San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum has offered free hours, Moonlight Hours, the third Thursday of each month. Experience the wonder and get more info at the link. Third Thursday of every month, 5-7 p.m. Free. (805) 544-KIDS. slocm. org/moonlight-hours. San Luis Obispo Children’s Museum, 1010 Nipomo St., San Luis Obispo.

PING PONG TOURNAMENT Doubles will be in the morning, and singles in the afternoon. April 18 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $10. (217) 503-7823. zionslo.com/ping-pongtournament. Zion Lutheran Church, 1010 E Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo.

PLUG-IN TO LOCAL CLIMATE ACTION

Get inspired by local action, connect with others, and discover more ways to get involved with the SLO Climate Coalition. Attend virtually or in-person. Sustainable snacks and childcare will be provided. Third Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. sloclimatecoalition.org/events/. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

SLO EARTHFEST 2026 SLO EarthFest inspires and empowers our community to take bold climate action through education, connection, and celebration. April 18 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. sloearthfest.org. Santa Rosa Park, Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo.

THE SLO FLOWER COLLECTIVE WEEKLY FLOWER MARKET Enjoy an amazing weekly fresh flower market, open to the public. Enjoy the historic gardens with local blooms from nine local flower farmers. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. through Nov. 5 Free. sloflowercollective.com. Dallidet Adobe and Gardens, 1185 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO RETIRED ACTIVE MEN MONTHLY GET-TOGETHERS SLO RAMs is a group of retirees that get together just for the fun, fellowship, and to enjoy programs which enhance the enjoyment, dignity, and independence of retirement. Third Tuesday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $31 luncheon. retiredactivemen.org/. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Road, San Luis Obispo.

TOMATO FANDANGO Join at Tiber Canyon Olive Ranch where Growing Grounds Farm’s edible plants meet artisan vendors in a beautiful location! April 25 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and April 26 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. (805) 801-8158. Tiber Canyon Olive Ranch, 280 West Ormonde, San Luis Obispo, tibercanyon.com/.

WINE 4 PAWS WEEKEND TO BENEFIT WOODS HUMANE SOCIETY Sip wine and

SEA SHANTIES

The Morro Bay Shanty Project is set to perform historical songs of the sea at Tognazzini’s Dockside Restaurant in Morro Bay on Friday, April 24, from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Folks can enjoy a lunch overlooking the bay while singing along to tunes and supporting the Morro Bay Maritime Museum. Additional information can be found on Morro Bay Shanty Project’s Facebook.

save lives. Enjoy Wine 4 Paws Weekend, where more than 75 SLO County wineries will donate 10% of sales to Woods Humane Society. April 25 and April 26 (805) 801-6589. wine4paws.com/. Participating wineries, County-wide, SLO County.

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BACKCOUNTRY HORSEMEN: LOS PADRES SPRING TACK SWAP Learn about, meet, and mingle with equestrian groups on the Central Coast, pick up new and used tack, and support local nonprofit programs including Jack’s Helping Hand Little Riders, Edna 4-H, Hoofprint. April 18 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. (805) 610-2279. facebook. com/events/1601550337814271. Edwards Barn, 1095 Pomeroy Road, Nipomo.

BEGINNING BALLET FOR ADULTS Enjoy the grace and flow of ballet. No previous experience needed. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. $12 drop-in; $40 for four classes. (510) 362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

BODY FUSION/EXERCISE AND FITNESS

CLASS Do something good for yourself and stay fit for outdoor sports, while enhancing

flexibility, strengthening your core to prevent lower back issues, improving your posture through yoga, and more. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. (970) 710-1412. Avila Beach Community Center, 191 San Miguel St., Avila Beach, avilabeachcc.com.

DANCE FITNESS ART AND CULTURE FOR ADULTS Discover dance as a form of artistic expression and exercise, using a wide range of styles and genres of music (including modern, jazz, Broadway, ethnic). Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. $10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. (510) 362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

LA CONVERSACIÓN Join La Conversación, a group for practicing spoken Spanish. There is no homework or lessons, just conversation. April 16 9-10:30 a.m. and Thursdays, 9-11:30 a.m. Free. Greenhouse Coffee Company, 1064 E Grand Av, Arroyo Grande, (805) 825-1345.

MULTICULTURAL DANCE CLASS FOR ADULTS Experience dance from continents around the earth, including from Africa, Europe, and more. Described as “a wonderful in-depth look at the context and CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 21

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Just as young noble Jane is ready to tie the knot, she's whisked away by "The Nameless Piratess," the most infamous lady pirate on the seas! Together, they set sail on a wild quest to unearth a witch's treasure on a treacherous island. But here's the real question: Will Jane be rescued, or will she ditch her bridal gown for a swashbuckling pirate's hat and chase after enchanted riches? Yo-ho-ho, the plot thickens!

Just as young noble Jane is ready to tie the knot, she's whisked away by "The Nameless Piratess," the most infamous lady pirate on the seas! Together, they set sail on a wild quest to unearth a witch's treasure on a treacherous island. But here's the real question: Will Jane be rescued, or will she ditch her bridal gown for a swashbuckling pirate's

Just as young noble Jane is ready to tie the knot, she's whisked away by

Just as young noble Jane is ready to tie the knot, she's whisked away by "The Nameless Piratess," the most infamous lady pirate on the seas! Together, they set sail on a wild quest to unearth a witch's treasure on a treacherous island. But here's the real question: Will Jane be rescued, or will she ditch her bridal gown for a swashbuckling pirate's hat and chase after enchanted riches? Yo-ho-ho, the plot thickens!

history of cultures of the world.” Tuesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10 drop-in; $30 for four classes. (510) 362-3739. grover.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach.

POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS

A docent-led tour of the buildings and grounds of the historic Point San Luis Light Station. Check website for more details. Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

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MORRO BAY MAIN STREET FARMERS

MARKET Get fresh and veggies, fruit, baked goods, sweets, and handmade artisan crafts. Come have some fun with your local farmers and artisans and enjoy delicious eats while enjoying the fresh breeze of Morro Bay. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Varies. (805) 824-7383. morrobayfarmersmarket.com. Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

WINEMAKER’S DINNER FEAT. J. DUSI

WINES AT CAMBRIA PINES LODGE

Join us in welcoming J. Dusi Wines to Cambria Pines Lodge for an intimate five-course wine dinner in our outdoor Pavillion Garden. April 26 , 5:30-8 p.m. $130. (805) 927-4200. cambriapineslodge. com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.

WOOD-FIRED PIZZA NIGHTS AT CAMBRIA PINES LODGE

Join us every Friday for an unforgettable evening of fun, food, and festivities at the Pizza Nook at Cambria Pines Lodge! Fridays, 5-9 p.m. through Sept. 25 Free. (805) 927-4200. cambriapineslodge.com. Cambria Pines Lodge, 2905 Burton Dr., Cambria.

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3RD THURSDAY GAME NIGHT SERIES & HAPPIER HOUR

Join us every Third Thursday for Game Night and Happier Hour. There are many games to choose from., and $2 off glasses of wine and $1 off mocktails. Third Thursday of every month, 5-7 p.m. (805) 270-3327. dracaenawines. com. Dracaena Wines, 1244 Pine Street, suite 101 B, Paso Robles.

CLUB CAR BAR TRIVIA WITH DR. RICKY Teams of one to six people welcome. Visit site for more info. Wednesdays, 7-10 p.m. my805tix. com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton. HOPS & VINES Sip ONX wines and BarrelHouse beers while sharing threecheese mac and cheese, roasted herb chicken, and blackened tri-tip. April 18 6 p.m. $140. (805) 434-5607. onxwines.com. ONX Wines, 2910 Limestone Way, Paso Robles.

PASO FOOD CO-OP MONTHLY MEETING

All welcome. Get involved and help spread the word about the co-op. Tell a friend, associate, or neighbor. Meet in the Community Room at Oak Creek Commons near Pat Butler Elementary School. Fourth Wednesday of every month, 6-7 p.m. pasofoodcooperative.com. Oak Creek Commons, 635 Nicklaus St., Paso Robles.

PASO ROBLES TACO FEST AND TACOS AND VATOS CAR SHOW Don’t miss the tacos. Don’t miss the rides. Don’t miss the fest that sold out last year. April 18 , 12-7 p.m. and April 19 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $28.68. my805tix.com/. Estrella Warbirds Museum, 4251 Dry Creek Road, Paso Robles, (805) 238-9317.

SANGRÍA & LOTERÍA Lotería is a fastpaced, traditional Mexican game; kind of like Bingo! We’ll have refreshing sangria made from Pacific Coast Wine Trail wines, dinner and dessert by Boni’s Tacos, and don’t forget about our drag entertainment! April 17, 6 p.m. $55.40. my805tix.com. Cambria Veterans Memorial Hall, 1000 Main St., Cambria, (805) 927-5010.

TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in the courtyard serving up their delicious

tacos and tostadas. Menu typically includes barbacoa, chicken, and pastor tacos, as well as shrimp ceviche tostadas. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. (805) 460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden. com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

TASTE OF TIN CITY WALKING TOUR Enjoy the first ever walking tour of Tin City – an industrial area just outside of downtown Paso Robles – that is home to a community of innovative and passionate producers of high-quality wines, spirits, beer, and more. Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $125. (805) 400-3141. toasttours.com/tour/tin-citywalking-tour/. Toast Tours, 1722 Stillwater Ct, Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

DOWNTOWN SLO FARMERS MARKET Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Downtown SLO, Multiple locations, San Luis Obispo.

QUEER TRIVIA Sip some cider, test your LGBTQ trivia knowledge, and learn new fun facts. Topic themes and hosts rotate each week. Prizes for winners. BYO food. Third Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. (805) 292-1500. Two Broads Ciderworks, 3427 Roberto Ct., suite 130, San Luis Obispo, twobroadscider.com.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

THAT’S SO DRAG BRUNCH AT LIBERTINE

That’s So Drag Brunch returns bigger and better than ever before! “We’ve been told we have the best drag brunches in California, and we are going to prove it with this one!” April 19 10 a.m. $17.91. my805tix. com. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-2337.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT PUB TRIVIA Bring your thinking cap as questions vary from pop culture, geography, to sports. There is a little for everyone. Prizes for the winning teams. Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. (805) 439-2529. Oak and Otter Brewing, 181 Tank Farm Road, suite 110, San Luis Obispo. ∆

Arts

Morro Bay Library

mosaic gets a facelift

If you’re driving by 625 Harbor St. and see scaffolding covering the Morro Bay Library’s iconic mosaic mural, don’t panic. It’s undergoing a must-needed restoration.

“After more than 40 years of wind and rain, the mural is beginning to shed its tiles and needs some serious attention. So for many months, the Morro Bay Friends of the Library has been working to make this restoration effort come together,” the organization announced. “Titled Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow the mural covers the entire west wall of the library across the street from City Hall.”

Designed by local artist Peter Ladochy in 1985, it covers 650 square feet and is made up of 125,000 1-inch glass tiles. A team of more than 100 volunteers guided by Ladochy (who passed away in 2019 at 79 years old) installed the mosaic on what was then a brand-new library.

“It features the area’s Indigenous people, explorer Juan Cabrillo, and some of the region’s early missionaries. It also includes birds and sea otters, fishing boats in the harbor and, of course, Morro Rock,” restorers noted. “Josh LePell of San Luis Marble is leading the work to replace missing tiles and restore the mural to its original condition.”

A commemorative plaque honoring Ladochy and the community’s effort will soon be installed.

Costa Gallery honors financial education for women

Los Osos’ Costa Gallery (2087 10th St.) recently held a reception and fundraising event to support the Economics of Being a Woman, an organization dedicated to financial education programs for women. Founded in 1976 by Libbie Agran, the organization has helped more than 35,000 people financially empower themselves.

Now run by Andrea C. Wasko and Meaghan Gilbert, the Los Osos organization continues its mission to make women’s lives financially secure. Costa Gallery is exhibiting Wasko and Gilbert’s personal art collection, which will remain on display through Sunday, April 26. It includes a curated selection of fine art, decorative objects, and unique collectibles.

“We’re honored to be collaborating with the Costa Gallery on this event,” Wasko announced. “They’re a gallery with heart that believes in supporting women, minorities, and our community. April is Financial Literacy Month, and we want to raise awareness about the need for financial education for women and their families.”

“This event brings together art and purpose in a way that truly benefits the community,” Costa added. “We’re proud to showcase an incredible personal collection while supporting financial education for women—something that has a lasting and meaningful impact.”

It’s not too late to donate at charity.pledgeit.org/ economicsofbeingawoman. For more info or to collaborate, email info@economicsofbeingawoman. com. Δ Glen Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

Front line

Susan Straight’s Sacrament is Book of the Year

Loneliness, isolation, fear, relationship stress— Susan Straight juggles a lot of themes in Sacrament, which explores the quiet heroism of first responders, familial resilience, and finding joy and humor where we can. SLO Country Libraries, Cuesta College, and the Paso Robles City Library chose her novel as Book of the Year—an annual literary event that invites the community to read and participate in a countywide book club with an artist talk on Tuesday, April 28, at Cuesta College.

Sacrament follows a group of nurses working in a San Bernardino hospital during COVID-19’s early days as they care for acutely ill patients. To keep their loved ones safe, they isolate themselves in RVs a few blocks from the hospital. The story also explores the effects on their spouses and children.

It’s filled with engrossing and insightful detail. A nurse sleeping in her RV hears the beep-beep-beep of a backing truck and jolts awake thinking an IV line has come out, another washes her scrubs in a rundown laundromat: “Nobody wants to get near me when they see my scrubs, baby. The plague.” They leave their RV doors unlocked in case they get sick so someone can reach them. You can see and feel the results of constantly wearing PPE.

Despite their challenges, the characters find joy too.

“I was trying to find some levity in the bad old days, that’s for sure,” Straight said during a recent phone call. “My next-door neighbor was in the first 100 people in California to get documented COVID. A lot of my neighbors had COVID. I had COVID. I took care of my elderly dad, who also had Parkinson’s. When I took him to the hospital, I got COVID even though I was vaccinated. There were so many strains.”

She modeled the fictional hospital on Riverside Community Hospital. Her house is three blocks away.

“It’s the hospital where I was born and my cousin and our kids. In Riverside, I’m surrounded by hundreds of people I’ve known my whole life, and a lot of my friends are nurses in this neighborhood.

UC Riverside, will discuss her new novel, Sacrament, at Cuesta College on April 28.

Read the book, meet the author

SLO County Public Libraries, Cuesta College, and Paso Robles City Library invite people across the Central Coast to read Susan Straight’s new novel, Sacrament set in Southern California during the first year of a pandemic. It highlights ICU nurses’ lives, other first responders, and their families. Straight discusses her novel at Cuesta College on Tuesday, April 28 (5 to 7 p.m.; $20 at tickets.cuesta.edu; students are free). A book signing will follow.

There were three nurses on my block alone. On the next block was a dear friend, Marcia Bales, I’ve known for 35 years, and she’s a head nurse and teaching nurse. They would all walk by and talk to me after their shifts. My neighbors Sean and Tammy would get off shift from the ER and walk down to my corner, and they’d be holding red Solo cups full of wine, and they’d tell me these things that happened.”

Straight also met traveling nurses who rented rooms nearby or lived in RVs.

“They told me a lot about how it felt to be overwhelmed by patient families, because, for all that time, people were alone, and you couldn’t go to the ICU to see your loved one; you couldn’t even sit in the waiting room.”

From the description, it’s clear Straight loves where she lives. She’s spent her whole life there except for when she went to university—she got a scholarship to USC— and grad school, where she studied under famed writer and activist James Baldwin at the University of Massachusetts.

“I was writing these stories set in a place like my Southern California, and everyone in graduate school was much older than me. ‘Oh, what’s this? It isn’t Hollywood and it’s not the beach.’ They were quite dismissive of it, and pretty mean. But James Baldwin told me, when it was just the two of us after he had read my first short story collection, ‘It is imperative that you write about your place because this is clearly what you love,’ so that was a big deal for me. I think people make fun of California, don’t they? They definitely talk about Southern California specifically. Certainly, they talk about places like San Bernardino and and the Coachella Valley in specific ways, but—yeah—I love it very much.”

Sacrament is populated by Black characters, Latinos, Filipinos, Indigenous people. She’s not striving for inclusivity. It’s Straight’s experience.

“It’s just my actual day-today life. I’m usually the only blond person anywhere. In my classroom at UC Riverside, I’m probably the only blond person. I grew up around so many people who are mixed race. I went to a wedding two weeks ago for a former student, Daniel Lopez, and he’s third generation Mexican American. There were probably 80 people at the wedding, at a mobile home park, and I was the only white person at the whole wedding. ‘Oh, that’s Daniel’s professor.’ I went in the kitchen and helped his mom serve barbacoa. It’s how you live when you live in a place like mine.”

Speaking of food, this novel will make you hungry. Food is everywhere. Again, it’s a reflection of Straight’s life.

“I bake really well, so I bake cakes and cookies and lots of things for everybody, but yes, my neighbor Johnny and his wife will bring over pozole; Mario, next door, they always make

tamales, and my neighbor; Jose, who’s originally from Ensenada, right down the street, he has Friday night tacos. Also, I have so many Filipino friends, and I grew up eating lumpia and confit. My mom, being from Switzerland, would make this bread from Switzerland call züpfe, shaped like a braid. So, for my kids, they thought that’s how all bread should be shaped.”

Sacrament is a gripping read and beautifully constructed with alternating and overlapping points of view and flashbacks in time through characters’ memories.

“In high school, on my own, I read Toni Morrison and James Baldwin,” she explained. “James Baldwin has much of that same kind of style. I couldn’t believe I got to study with him because I had read so many of his things. Go Tell It on the Mountain, a seminal James Baldwin book, has multiple narrators.”

Straight writes big stories about big, diverse communities.

“I think for writers like Toni Morrison— and Louise Erdrich does this too—we like the polyphonic novel, the one that has multiple points of view. To read a novel and imagine yourself as someone else is the best thing you can do as a human because you walk around looking at the world through different eyes, and you say, ‘Well, I know nothing about that person who’s walking down the sidewalk.’

“Also, reading fiction allows us a use our own imagination. Narrative storytelling is what we do as humans.” ∆

Contact Arts Editor Glen Starkey at gstarkey@ newtimesslo.com.

The ninth step

onah Hill (Mid90s) directs this screenplay he co-wrote with Ezra Woods about Hollywood star Reef Hawk (Keanu Reeves), five years sober and on a break from acting, who receives a panicked call from his “crisis lawyer,” Ira Slitz (Hill), who tells him someone is blackmailing him with some dirt from his past. Desperate to maintain his image as a “nice” Hollywood star, he goes about making amends with those he wronged in the past who might have reason to hurt him. (84 min.)

Glen This film is getting panned, but don’t believe it.

OUTCOME

What’s it rated? R

What’s it worth, Anna? Full price

What’s it worth, Glen? Full price

Where’s it showing? Apple TV

It’s actually a very insightful black comedy examination of the price of fame, cancel culture, regret, and atonement. The film opens with vintage Johnny Carson footage of a singing and tap-dancing kid, Reef Hawk, on the cusp of his budding stardom. When we meet adult Reef, he’s feeling pretty good about himself. He’s been off heroin for five years. He’s got an amazing house on the beach and a personal assistant. His two besties from high school—Kyle (Cameron Diaz) and Xander (Matt Bomer)—are always ready to reassure him that he’s a good guy. Despite all that, his insecurity blooms as soon as he learns someone is threatening to tarnish his image. Can he find out who and apologize before his reputation is ruined? He sets about contacting those he might have wronged, starting with his first manager, Richie “Red” Rodriguez (Martin Scorsese). As Reef works to make amends, it’s abundantly clear he’s still got some personal growth to attend to.

Anna That ninth step is a real ass-kicker, and Reef is the kind of guy who focuses on his own reflection in the mirror and not what’s going on behind that gaze. Confronting his past and those he may have wronged in a drug-fueled or ego-fueled stupor is less than

ANACONDA

What’s it rated? PG-13

When? 2025

Where’s it showing? Netflix

Jack Black and Paul Rudd—what could go wrong with such a jovial and charming duo? The two play childhood friends Doug (Black) and Griff (Rudd), whose adult lives have proved less than satisfying. When Griff gains the rights to their favorite ’90s flick, Anaconda the two, alongside their other childhood buddies Kenny (Steve Zahn) and Claire (Thandiwe Newton), head to Brazil with a shoestring budget and a prayer to make the seventh in the Anaconda film franchise.

ideal, but his desperation to stay relevant and liked is an even deeper pull. Hill’s Slitz is an obnoxious character, in turn making Reef an even more endearing—albeit selfinvolved—guy. Reeves has a way of turning every character he plays into an everyman by being relatable, and I’ve heard the same about the actor himself as a person outside of Hollywood. I’m not sure why this film is getting a bunch of hate. I have some theories around audiences not necessarily wanting to see their favorite actors as real people with real problems, but I found this, and Reeves’ Reef in particular, to be charmingly candid in the way that comes only from someone who has known the biz for most of their life.

Glen Last year’s Jay Kelly with George Clooney as an aging movie star looking back on his life with regret and Adam Sandler as his loyal manager also didn’t quite connect with audiences, so maybe there’s not a taste for these stories. Also, Hill’s 2018 writer-director debut, Mid90s, was

What follows is a snake the size of a small kingdom, a sketchy snake handler named Carlos (Selton Mello), a tricky lady named Ana (Daniela Melchior), and hijinks galore. People get swallowed, squeezed, and snaked—all while a movie is being filmed.

Turns out that the whole thing may be a dog and pony show, but the friends still have to figure out how to escape the Amazon and the giant snake that has them in its sights. Fueled by the lead actors’ abilities to charm the pants off their audience, this bumbling buddy comedy still manages to have heart. Perfectly built for family night, Anaconda is here to get the whole crowd laughing. Oh, and you even get a cameo by Ice Cube. (99 min.)

—Anna

remarkable, so expectations may have been set too high for his sophomore effort, but I think it has some important insights into the TMZification of celebrity culture. It’s satirizing Hollywood, turning over the rocks and watching the insects scatter. I loved soap queen Susan Lucci as Reef’s reality TV star mother, Dinah, who only agrees to let her son apologize if it’s captured on camera for her show. Ugh! And warning, the title turns out to be a punny, double entendre groaner. Watch the film and you’ll see. Anna Hill helming a film about an almost canceled star must sit close to his heart— just a few years ago he stepped away from the limelight amid accusations of abuse and controlling behavior alleged by an ex. Needless to say, even stars should get called out when they act badly, and this film depicts the panic inside. ∆

Arts Editor Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

THE RISE OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS: OUR BROTHER, HILLEL

What’s it rated? R

When? 2026

Where’s it showing? Netflix

Ben Feldman (Bug Out ) directs this documentary filled with archival footage and images as well as contemporary interviews with Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis, bassist Flea, drummer Jack Irons, and others. The doc’s focus, guitarist Hillel Slovak, has his voice digitally reconstructed to read pages from his diary that are filled with his artwork.

For Chili Pepper fans, it’s a remarkable inside look at the formation of this incredible band. It explains how Slovak didn’t play on the first Chili Peppers album because of a previous commitment in the band What is This? Seeing the organic creation of the band unfold in all its messy glory is beautiful and exciting.

For others, it’s simply a compelling exploration of a musical brotherhood, ’80s LA boyhood, and the sad inevitability of addiction. Kiedis, Flea, and Slovak met at Fairfax High School and immediately bonded over music. Their raw exuberance is joyous, and even if you don’t like their music, you’ll appreciate their energy. Kiedis was also addicted to heroin but recovered. Bullet dodged. The documentary is strengthened by the inclusion of 1988 footage of the band’s European tour captured by a Dutch filmmaker who found the raw footage he thought was lost. Fascinating. (99 min.)

OFFICE & OPERATIONS COORDINATOR

Every newsroom has that one person who seems to know everything, fix everything, and somehow keep the chaos moving forward. We’re

looking for that person.

New Times Media Group is hiring an Office & Operations Coordinator—a highly organized, good-humored, get-it-done human who can juggle projects, support our team, and keep the wheels turning behind the scenes.

This isn’t a sit-at-a-desk-all-day kind of job. It’s part project wrangler, part event planner, part team support, and part “hey, can you help with this?” (answer: yes, you can).

WHAT YOU’LL BE DOING:

• Coordinating company events and internal projects

• Supporting our sales team and helping keep things organized

• Acting as a central communication hub across departments

• Running the occasional errands (post office runs, bank deposits, event pickups, etc.)

• Keeping shared spaces running smoothly (think light kitchen resets, coffee stocked, fridge not… mysterious)

• Picking up yummy bagels for our Monday morning staff meetings (arguably critical to morale)

WHAT YOU BRING:

• A knack for organization and attention to detail

• The ability to juggle multiple tasks without dropping the ball

• A positive, can-do attitude and sense of humor

• Comfort taking direction from different team members

• Reliability—we’re a small team, and we count on each other

• Strong communication and people skills

• Solid Microsoft Office skills

BONUS POINTS IF YOU:

• Have customer service or office experience

• Love local journalism, media, or storytelling

• Enjoy being the person others rely on to “make it happen”

THE DETAILS:

• Full-time, in-person (San Luis Obispo)

• Must be able to reliably commute or relocate

• $17/HR

This is an entry-level position with real opportunity to grow. If you’re someone who likes variety, thrives in a collaborative environment, and wants to be part of a local media team that still believes in what we do—we’d love to meet you.

Send your résumé and a short cover letter telling us why this role fits you to: Cindy Rucker, Business Manager crucker@newtimesslo.com 1010 Marsh St., SLO, CA 93401

BY GLEN STARKEY

Island country

Maoli’s tropical country and reggae sounds come to Vina Robles

If you’ve ever traveled to Hawaii, you’ve experienced the island vibe—the slow days, casual atmosphere, and welcoming warmth. It’s exactly what Maoli’s music is trying to communicate. Born Glenn Awong in Hilo and raised on Maui where he still lives, Maoli’s stage name is a Hawaiian word that translates as “native, indigenous, aborigine, genuine, true, real, and actual.” Maoli plays the Vina Robles Amphitheatre on Saturday, April 18 (doors at 6:30, show at 8 p.m.; all ages; $60.10 to $113.80 at ticketmaster.com).

“When I’m not being a father or a husband, I do a lot of island stuff, man,” Maoli explained during a recent Zoom call. “I like to go spearfishing, diving. I do a lot of hunting. Other than that, music, of course. But just living the island life, spending time with family, friends, a lot of get-togethers, enjoying some nice beverages.”

Maoli is a horseback riding, country living family man who comes off as laid-back as his music.

“I just got my daughter into rodeo. We’ve been doing a lot of practice. We’ve been training her. She’s doing really well. I don’t really join the competition because I’m pretty competitive, and I don’t want to get hurt,” he laughed.

His newest album is Last Sip of Summer, his ninth.

“That was my first time ever recording in Nashville,” he explained. “It was with the producers Dann and David Huff, the brothers. It was pretty exciting for me. It was a cool learning experience because I never got to record like that before, where a lot of the musicians would just jump into a studio and we’d just do a one-take kind of thing. I did work with one of our pioneers of reggae music here in the Pacific, George Veikoso, also known as Fiji. I flew him up, so it was a good combination because I wanted to try to have this reggae country vibe, and I felt what better way than to grab one of the pioneers of our music, our island reggae music with one of the greats.”

Live Music

NORTH COAST SLO COUNTY

BLUES AGENDA JAM AND SHOWCASE

A rockin’ blues dance party at Niffy’s Merrimaker every first, third, and now fifth Wednesdays. The Blues Asylum house band welcomes local, visiting, and newcomers to the blues groove. Spirits, beer, and wine, with outside food welcome. Every other Wednesday, 7-10 p.m. Free. (805) 235-5223. The Merrimaker Tavern, 1301 2nd Street, Los Osos.

DIRTY CELLO AT THE MORRO BAY

THEATRE In the heart of Morro Bay is the comfortable Bay Theatre, that’s going to roll up the movie screen and put on a live concert! April 19 2-4 p.m. $23. DirtyCello. com. Bay Theatre, 464 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay.

FEMININE COLLECTIVE SHOWCASE

2026 The Feminine Collective is a group dedicated to the creativity of women in the music business. It was formed to

Maoli also put out another version of the same album with the subhead Island Vibe Edition.

“The Last Sip of Summer was done a little bit more country, which the Huff brothers are really good at. They tried to add a pinch of reggae in there. I would call that more of a Nashville’s version of the reggae feel. It wasn’t ours. So, as we did that album, we just thought it would be cool if we did it our way. So, we grabbed the same songs, and we just redid it in the island Pacific standard of reggae.”

Be ready for an experience if you see Maoli at Vina Robles.

“I do a mix of originals and covers. There’s even a part in our show where we do guitar battles, so I’ll bring out a lot of the ’80s rock. It’s just a fun show. It’s more of an experience. It’s gonna feel like family, you know? It’s just gonna be a party—sing-along songs, high energy, just a great all-around good vibe.”

Niko Rubio opens.

ages; $58.45 to $282 VIP at ticketmaster. com). Formed in 1973, the band is on its tongue-in-cheek All Washed Up Tour, named after the bands’ 21st studio album, All Washed Up B & The Hive opens.

Classic

prog rock, DJ tributes, and hip-hop

The Fremont Theater is back, and Good Vibez is filling the theater with fun starting with English prog rock supergroup rockers Emerson, Lake & Palmer (ELP) on Thursday, April 16 (doors at 7, show at 8 p.m.; all ages; $50.96 to $81.86 at prekindle.com).

Sound out!

Send music and club information to gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

Also at Vina, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Cheap Trick plays on Wednesday, April 22 (doors at 6:30, show at 8 p.m.; all

support, inspire, provide a loving place to share music, stories, learn about business and all that is related to being an artist in the music business. April 18 1:30 p.m. $39.34. my805tix.com. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 2700 Eton Road, Cambria.

LISTENING AS RITUAL Group listening sessions with musician/musicologist Ben Gerstein. Explore remarkable recordings of world music, nature field recording, western classical and contemporary, and jazz, sharing and discussing inspiration and perspectives on the expressive power of peoples, cultures, animals and habitats through sonic experience. Every other Monday, 7-8:15 p.m. $10-$15 donation. (805) 305-1229. leftcoastartstudio.com/. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos. OPEN MIC NIGHT Each Wednesday, enjoy this Open Mic Night in the

downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Free. (805) 995-3883. schoonerscayucos. com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

SEA SHANTIES AT THE DOCKSIDE

The Morro Bay Shanty Project are set to perform historical (and hysterical) songs of the sea. Enjoy a lunch and sing along. Tips benefit the Morro Bay Maritime Museum. April 24 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Dockside Restaurant, 1245 Embarcadero bay front, Morro Bay, (805) 772-8100.

SOLEFFECT AT NIFFY’S MERRIMAKER

Join us at Niffy’s Merrimaker for a night of soulful grooves, funky rhythms, and feelgood vibes. There will be great music, cold drinks, and a dance-friendly atmosphere. April 17, 8-10 p.m. Free. soleffect.

modern technology, they will reunite the band: Carl with his two bandmates, playing together along with Keith Emerson and Greg Lake, who both passed away in 2016. The show combines video performance of Emerson and Lake from a legendary sold-out Royal Albert Hall show from 1992 with live on-stage performances of Carl Palmer with his own ELP Legacy band (Paul Bielatowicz and Simon Fitzpatrick).”

Euphoric: A Night Inspired by Euphoria comes to the venue on Friday, April 17 (9 p.m.; 18-and-older; $20.57 at prekindle.com). Expect “a high-energy nightlife experience inspired by the world of Euphoria.”

Disco Always: A Harry Styles Night comes on Saturday, April 18 (doors at 8, event at 9 p.m.; 18-and-older; $27.78 at prekindle. com). “Feather boas encouraged. Consensual kisses welcomed. Disco energy is mandatory,” organizers said.

Finally, fashion icon and rap superstar Mike Sherm performs on two nights, Sunday, April 19, and Monday, April 20 (doors at 7, show at 8 p.m.; all ages; $64.86 general to $166.32 VIP meet-and-greet at prekindle.com). The West Coast rapper is noted for his raw storytelling and success in the underground hip-hop scene.

ELP was formed in London in 1970 by Keith Emerson (keyboards) of The Nice, Greg Lake of King Crimson (vocals, bass, guitar, producer), and Carl Palmer of Atomic Rooster (drums, percussion). This show was created by Carl Palmer and his management and is presented with the full cooperation of the estates of Keith Emerson and Greg Lake.

“This is not a tribute act—this is the real thing,” organizers explained. “Through

bandzoogle.com. Niffy’s Merrimaker, 1301 2nd St, Los Osos, (805) 534-1007.

NORTH SLO COUNTY

DARK STAR HAPPY HOUR, OPEN MIC AND KARAOKE NIGHT Chill out at Dark Star’s happy hour, and enjoy burgers, karaoke, and open mic nigh. Wine by the glass will be available for $8. Fridays, 4-8 p.m. Free. (805) 237-2389. darkstarcellars. com/. Dark Star Cellars, 2985 Anderson Rd., Paso Robles.

EARLIMART AT FIELDWORK Living room style show at the new Fieldwork space. This is a ticketed show. April 18 , 7-10 p.m. $30. (805) 464-2564. fieldworkart.org/ events. Fieldwork, 5880 Entrada Ave, Atascadero.

FRIDAY NIGHT DJ Weekly DJ series, with a different DJ every Friday. Presented by friends at Traffic Record store in Atascadero. Come listen, dance, drink,

and unwind every Friday. All ages event; no cover charge. Fridays, 7-10 p.m. (805) 460-6042. ancientowlbeergarden.com. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero.

KARAOKE NIGHT Food and drink available for purchase. Last Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. Free admission. my805tix.com. Club Car Bar, 508 S. Main St., Templeton.

PASO ROBLES JAZZ FEST Libretto presents the Paso Robles Jazz Fest, featuring three-day world-class intimate performances and a Sensorio finale, plus a VIP exclusive bonus show on April 23. April 24 April 25 and April 26 $300 -$795. pasoroblesjazzfest.com/. Libretto Jazz Club, 1242 Park Street, Paso Robles, (805) 781-3009.

SINGING HANDS CHILDREN’S CHOIR

A unique performing arts group that performs across the state for deaf festivals, service organizations, churches, fairs, and other outlets. New members always welcome. Registration open weekly. Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. $45 tuition per month. singinghandschildrenschoir.com/. Singing Hands Children’s Choir and Performing Arts, 1413 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO ARGENTINE TANGO WEEKEND WITH EDUARDO SAUCEDO International tango master Eduardo Saucedo is coming to Nexus. April 25 , 12:30-5:30 p.m. and April 26 , 12:30-5:30 p.m. $35. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO, 3845 S Higuera St.( Lower Level), San Luis Obispo, (805) 904-7428. THE BUNKER SLO PRESENTS: CARPORT & ULTRA VIOLETS April 26, 6-9:45 p.m. $12.56. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

Punk rock, party rock, and country rock

This week at The Siren, prepare yourself for a SoCal punk rock ’n’ roll trifecta with The Jack Knives, Rudy Nuño and The Broadcasters, and Black Guy Fawkes on Friday, April 17 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10.57 presale at tixr.com).

Headliners The Jack Knives are from Orange County and include British singer-songwriter Si Short on guitar and lead vocals, Faris “Dragon” Muhtaseb on lead guitar, Bryan “Brooce” Lee on bass guitar, and Drew Baker on drums, vocals, and percussion.

Local rockers, Scratch, play a free matinee show on Saturday, April 18 (2 to 5 p.m.; 21-andolder). They’ve played venues all over the Central Coast, and collectively the band members have 40 years of experience playing originals and covers. “We are the relief to the ever-present itch for good ole rock ’n’ roll!” they said.

In the evening on Saturday, April 18, Ted Z and the Wranglers perform (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; free). The SoCal group plays outlaw-country-charged-rock telling “tales of love, regret, getting older, and getting in trouble,” the band said.

Karaoke, punk, and beach vibes

SLO Brew Live at Rod & Hammer Rock starts its week in the most fun way possible: with shots of hot sauce and a karaoke contest. If you’re game to participate or watch, head to The Spicy Singer on Friday, April 17 (doors at 7 p.m.; all ages; $10 presale at ticketweb.com or $15 at the door). Organizers say contestants must “beat the heat by singing through it.”

RAZOR SHARP SoCal punk rock

’n’ roll act The Jack Knives play The Siren on April 17

Iconic hardcore punk act Black Flag plays on Saturday, April 18 (doors at 7 p.m.; all ages; $32.32 at ticketweb.com). Originally called Panic, the group was formed in 1976 in Hermosa Beach by guitarist and primary songwriter Greg Ginn, who remains the band’s only continuous member. Ginn still lives the DIY ethic with self-booked tours and releasing music through his own SST Records.

Finally, North Shore surfer and musician Landon McNamara plays on Thursday, April 23 (doors at 7 p.m.; all ages; $32.36 at ticketweb.com), bringing his relaxed, joyful island sounds.

“My dad and my uncle are both professional surfers, so I grew up in a surfing family,” he explained in press materials. “I grew up right by the beach, so I was in the ocean every single day, one way or another. My family and friends are big influences to me. … I definitely wouldn’t have had the

THE BUNKER SLO X FITS MAGAZINE PRESENTS: ULTRAVIOLETS, EXCUSE

ME SIR, JOONE April 18 , 7-10 p.m. $12.56. my805tix.com. The Bunker SLO, 810 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST POP-UP UKULELE

FESTIVAL Experience a full day of musicmaking with hands-on workshops, lively club performances, and an evening concert with ukulele instructors Perry Stauffer and Dani Joy. April 21 10 a.m.-7 p.m. $65. starlight-ukes.newzenler.com. SLO Ranch

Farms & Marketplace, 871 Froom Ranch Way, San Luis Obispo, (805) 439-0210.

COUNTRY NIGHTS There will be a country two-step lesson with two levels, held simultaneously. Get ready for a night full of country swing, two-step, and more. April 24 , 7-11 p.m. $20. nexusslo.com. Nexus SLO, 3845 S Higuera St.( Lower Level), San Luis Obispo, (805) 904-7428.

JOSEPH HAYDN’S THE CREATION

nerve to go through with everything I’ve done without them having my back.”

Music matinee

Blues and rock act Dirty Cello returns to the Bay Theatre in Morro Bay for an afternoon concert on Sunday, April 19 (2 p.m.; all ages; $20 at dirtycello.com).

“My band, Dirty Cello, is one of the wildest bands they let indoors, and we’ve got a crazy show full of songs and stories of our travels from how we accidentally became popular with the nudist community to how we ended up playing at a country music festival in Iceland,” frontwoman Rebecca Roudman explained.

Roudman’s got a sultry voice and a tight backing band that takes a unique spin on blues, rock, and Americana. They cover some familiar songs in a fun new way, and the Bay Theatre has excellent acoustics and comfortable seats.

Enjoy this choral gem of the Age of Enlightenment that draws out the story of the Creation, depicting all the wonders of the first six days. Hear soloists Amy Goymerac, Xavier Prado, and Colin Ramsey. The SLO Master Chorale and Orchestra is conducted by Thomas Davies. April 19 3 p.m. $12-$42. pacslo. org/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849.

MIKE ANNUZZI: SUSTAINABLE PRACTICES FOR A SUCCESSFUL MUSIC CAREER Annuzzi will talk about sustainable practices for a successful music career. He’s worked in a variety of roles, including artist, songwriter, producer, and recording engineer. April 23, 11:10 a.m. Free. (805) 756-2406. music.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. SLOX SLOx is a three-day-long celebration of dance. This Lindy Hop extravaganza features two live bands, social dancing, games, lessons, prizes,

and an auction. April 24 , 6:45 p.m.midnight, April 25 11-midnight and April 26 1-4 p.m. $40-$95. (408) 332-2926. calpolyswingdance.com/slox-2026. Chumash Auditorium, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SURE SURE LIVE AT LIBERTINE Born of a songwriting partnership cultivated by lead singer and keyboardist Chris Beachy, and guitarist and singer Charlie Glick during their college years, Sure Sure officially formed when the pair moved to Los Angeles to join up with drummer Kevin Farzad and producer and mix engineer Michael Coleman in 2014. Hear them live! April 25 7 p.m. $17.91$26.48. my805tix.com. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-2337.

W. TERRENCE SPILLER PIANO RECITAL: SUITES AND DANCES Enjoy dance suites by Johann Sebastian Bach and Béla Bartók, dances by Frédéric Chopin

and Maurice Ravel, and dance-inspired works by Isaac Albéniz. April 24 , 7:30 p.m. $12-$22. (805) 756-4849. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/special/. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNTY

EASTON EVERETT Easton Everett is a writer and performer of guitar-woven music in distinctive stylistic shapes. It is music that is easy to listen to but also surprises. April 25 1-4 p.m. Blacklake Golf Course, 1490 Golf Course Lane, Nipomo.

KARAOKE EVERY WEDNESDAY A weekly event with barbecue offerings and more. Wednesdays, 4-8 p.m. Rancho Nipomo BBQ, 108 Cuyama Ln., Nipomo, (805) 925-3500.

THE LOUNGE AT BESO An upscale afterhours nightclub experience. With limited capacity and a dress code. For ages 21

Young jazz lions

The SLO Jazz Federation presents its 2026

Young Jazz Winners Showcase at Cuesta College (Room 7160 at Music & Fine Arts Building) on Sunday, April 19 (doors at 3:30, show 4 p.m.; all ages; free though donations are appreciated. Reserve your free ticket at my805tix.com or get one at the door). Hear the scholarship-winning student musicians—Nikita Browne, Diego Cardenas, Zoe Carpenter, Greyson Farrar, Mile Johnston, and Tomsen Taylor—play individual and group selections accompanied by Gary Drysdale (guitar), Dylan Johnson (bass), and Jim Stromberg (drums).

Bowling for laughs

Award-winning stand-up comic Atsuko Okatsuka is hotter than Yuzusco right now. Her first special, The Intruder (2022) on HBO, won a Gracie Award for Best Comedy Special. Her second special, Father, is streaming on Hulu. She got a role in Jonah Hill’s new film, Outcome, on Apple TV that stars Keanu Reeves. Now she’s on her The Big Bowl Tour sporting an enormous bowl haircut. Known for a combination of joy and vulnerability, not to mention her compelling storytelling and ability to effortlessly interact with her audience, Okatsuka is next appearing here. Cal Poly Arts presents comedian Atsuko Okatsuka on at the Performing Arts Center in SLO on Wednesday, April 22 (7:30 p.m.; $39 to $69 at calpolyarts.org). ∆

Contact Arts Editor Glen Starkey at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

and over. Fridays, 10 p.m. my805tix.com. Beso Cocina, 1050 Willow Road, Nipomo.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS ALAMOS

HAPPY HOUR MUSIC SERIES Enjoy live music at the winery most Friday evenings. Check site for concert schedule. Fridays presquilewine.com. Presqu’ile Winery, 5391 Presqu’ile Dr., Santa Maria, (805) 937-8110.

LADIES NIGHT OUT Music by DJ Van Gloryious and DJ Panda. Features delicious daiquiri specials. Thursdays, 8 p.m.-midnight Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, (805) 623-8866.

LIVE MUSIC AT STELLER’S CELLAR

Various local musicians rotate each Friday. Fridays, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Steller’s Cellar, 400 E. Clark Ave., Orcutt, (805) 6235129, stellerscellar.com.

MUSIC AT ROSCOE’S KITCHEN Live DJ and karaoke every Friday and Saturday

night. Featured acts include Soul Fyah Band, DJ Nasty, DJ Jovas, and more. Fridays, Saturdays, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Roscoe’s Kitchen, 229 Town Center E, Santa Maria, (805) 623-8866.

SANTA MARIA PHILHARMONIC SOCIETY: ‘SEASON FINALE BARBER AND BRAHMS’ Savor the melodious music of Barber and Brahms, two composers of extraordinary lyricism and expression. April 25 7:30 p.m. $50. Grace Baptist Church, 605 E. McCoy Ln., Santa Maria, (805) 925 0412.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY

I AM KING: THE MICHAEL JACKSON EXPERIENCE I AM KING: The Michael Jackson Experience offers an unparalleled experience, bringing you as close as possible to witnessing the King of Pop live. April 25 7-9 p.m. $55. (805) 686-1789. solvangtheaterfest.org/showlisting. Theaterfest Solvang, 420 2nd St, Solvang. ∆

Flavor

Community craft

The duo behind the Tiny Café outside of Lincoln Market & Deli aims for perfection

When they met, Colin Brown would make Emily Quady pour-over coffee. They both were passionate about coffee and experimented with different roasters in San Luis Obispo.

“I could see how much care Colin put into it,” Quady said. “He tried to make me really good coffee or the best he could, and that’s kind of how we together started our coffee journey.”

That was five years ago, and after deciding to start their own cafe, they began working as baristas in San Luis Obispo.

Together, they created Tiny Café, a coffee pop-up that started outside of Bread Bike Bakery in 2023, with an espresso machine, a menu of lattes and cappuccinos, and a tent. The pop-up now operates out of a trailer in front of Lincoln Market & Deli on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., with a menu of matcha and coffee drinks.

Tiny Café aims to make the best drinks possible, taking inspiration from cafes in Europe and Japan. Intention lies behind every decision made at their cafe.

“We were well received by the community,” Brown said. “People started to really enjoy the coffee we were serving, and that’s really where Tiny Café started.”

Tiny Café moved to Lincoln Market & Deli at the end of 2023, where the duo continued to grow and expand their business. The pair took a break in the middle of 2025 when they went through the process of acquiring the trailer. At the beginning of 2026, Tiny Café returned to Lincoln with a new trailer in tow.

Quady said the trailer seems more professional.

“It’s more approachable for people that are not maybe comfortable approaching a small tent setup like what we had before with the table,” Quady said.

The cafe offers unique twists on familiar beverages. One of the most popular, the “favorite latte,” is a vanilla latte with cardamom. The spice adds sweetness, pushing the flavor through.

Grab a drink

Tiny Café is open outside of Lincoln Market & Deli—496 Broad St. in SLO—from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The cafe also does catering for private and local events, which can be booked via tinycafe.xyz.

For Quady, creating new drinks is a process of trial and error that’s a fun part of her job. Sometimes the pair invents a beverage on the spot that ends up staying on the menu.

A staple, the lion’s mane mocha, was created for the Beaver Festival. The drink is a coffee-based drink with dark cacao and organic lion’s mane mushroom extract.

Currently, Quady is experimenting with jasmine-flavored drinks.

As they continue to experiment, Brown said that he is constantly learning.

“I wouldn’t say I’m an expert by any means, but I’m eager to keep learning more and more about cafe drinks and preparations of cafe drinks and trying to make them as good as possible,” Brown said.

The baristas treat every drink like it’s the only one they are working on.

“Just remembering like, yes this is someone’s drink they ordered for today and this is maybe one out of many, but this will be that one person’s only drink and just being aware that we have to make it perfect,”

Quady said.

As part of aiming for perfection, they hand whisk matcha, following the traditional method of matcha making, using a chasen whisk and a bowl made by a local potter.

The Tiny Café has also been serving matcha since about six months after it first opened. Brown’s mom’s side of the family is from Obuse in Nagano, Japan, and he recalls matcha being a treat given as a gift.

“I remember matcha being so special as a child, and I’m glad that we can share that with people here in San Luis Obispo, especially at the quality and the level that we are able to offer it at,” Brown said.

One of Brown’s favorite memories from running Tiny Café comes from a sunny Saturday when a customer complimented their matcha.

“Someone walks up to me and says, ‘This matcha is so good,’ and I could just tell that they really meant it and felt it, so that made me feel really great and it made me think, ‘Oh we are doing something right,’ and it put a big smile on my face that day,” Brown said.

On that day, Brown saw people hanging out around the trailer, enjoying drinks and chatting, noting that it felt like a good vibe.

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added that the community has been supportive.

“I feel like people are so open to supporting small businesses and trying new things,” Quady said.

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One of the challenges with being a small business is getting your brand out there and letting people know you are there, she said. Brown has a background in graphic design and was excited to develop his own brand—a simple, iconic solid-colored logo containing the coffee and matcha spot’s name.

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“Good group of people who were just having a good time on a nice sunny Saturday,” Brown said.

Growing up in Seattle, Washington, surrounded by a competitive coffee scene, Brown considered coffee a social hub and wanted to create that space where the community could come together. Quady

“We love the color green. It’s the color of our matcha, but also it spoke to us,” Quady said.

As for the name, it was a pretty obvious and fun choice.

“What are we, we are a tiny cafe,” Quady said. ∆

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Smog Check

April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2026-0784

(N/A)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as PRAESIDIUM WOLF, 714 Vista Pacifica Circle, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Michael L’Heureux (PO Box 66, Pismo Beach, CA 934480066). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael L’Heureux. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-10-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Schultz, Deputy. Exp. 04-10-2031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2026-0788 (04/09/2026)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as LEVEL ONE HR, 375 Helroy Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Scott Bullock (375 Helroy Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Scott Bullock. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-10-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Schultz, Deputy. Exp. 04-10-2031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2026-0791

(04/04/2026)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as PRESTIGE PRO FINISHES & PAINTING, 1071 Sylvia Circle, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Edwin Herrera (1071 Sylvia Circle, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Edwin Herrera. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 0410-2026. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Maltby, Deputy. Exp. 04-102031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2026-0799

(04/13/2026)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as DOVE WOODCRAFT, 1547 9th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Michael S McCrary (1547 9th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael S. McCrary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-13-2026. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 04-13-2031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0800

(04/02/2026)

New Filing

Public

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0806 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as KM VENTURES, COASTAL

The following person is doing business as SURFSIDE STAY, 2630 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Liberty Hospitality Inc (2630 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Liberty Hospitality Inc, Prashant H Patel, Vice President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-13-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 04-13-2031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0804 (N/A) New Filing

The following person is doing business as PIECES OF SLO, 3211 Broad Street, Suite 117, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. April Joy Reeves, Matthew Daniel Reeves (3211 Broad Street, Suite 117, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ April Joy Reeves. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-14-2026. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 04-14-2031. April 16, 23, 30, & May 7, 2026

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Andrea McNaughton filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Ryder Easton Burns to PROPOSED NAME: Ryder Easton McNaughton THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: May 6, 2026, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2, in person or via zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause must be published at least once each week for four successive weeks before the date set for hearing on the petition in a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: March 20, 2026 /s/: Michael C. Kelley, Judge of the Superior Court March 26, April 2, 9, & 16, 2026.

SUMMONS NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: ERIK JONES DBA Erik Jones Landscaping; Does 1 to 20, inclusive YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: Retail Capital LLC dba Credibly of Arizona CASE NUMBER: 25LC-0548

Notice! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond in 30 days. Read the information below. You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/ selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), the California Courts online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. CASE NUMBER: 25LC-0548 The name and address of the court is: SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO

CITY OF PISMO BEACH

STATE OF CALIFORNIA

NOTICE TO BIDDERS

SEALED BIDS will be received electronically by the City of Pismo Beach via the City’s e-Procurement Portal PlanetBids, until 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, May 7, 2026 for performing work as follows:

PARKING LOT AND STREET SWEEPING IN THE CITY OF PISMO BEACH

Project Plans and Specifications are available online by accessing the electronic bidding platform at www.pismobeach.org/bids. Potential bidders, subcontractors, and suppliers are responsible for reviewing the complete bidding documents, including all addenda, prior to submitting their bid via PlanetBids.

All questions must be submitted in writing through the PlanetBids Procurement Question/Answer Tab via the City’s e-Procurement portal, on or before the Question & Answer Submission Date and Time. All questions submitted and answers provided shall be electronically distributed to all proposers who have selected to “follow” this Bid on the City’s e-Procurement Portal. Bids must be submitted online using the City’s electronic bidding platform which can be accessed at www.pismobeach.org/bids.

ERICA INDERLIED CITY CLERK April 16 & 23, 2026

MIATA GRAND TOURING

2018 CHEVY EQUINOX LT SUV

1.5 4cyl Turbo, at, ac, ps, pw, pdl, cc, tw, am/fm/sat radio, silver, blk cloth, alloys, 58k. #328761

$14,988

2019

3.5 V6, at, ac, ps, pw, pdl, cc, tw, am/fm/cdm nav, 2pseats, gray, lthr int, 65k low miles, 3rd row seat. #654743

$17,988

hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Schultz, Deputy. Exp. 03-18-2031. March 26, April 2, 9, & 16, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0700 (03/24/2026)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as MORALES NURSERY LLC, 2770 Tienda Pl, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Morales Nursery LLC (638 Riviera Cir., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Morales Nursery LLC, Juan Luis Ramirez, Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-30-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Katz, Deputy. Exp. 03-302031. April 2, 9, 16, & 23, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0732 (N/A)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as WILD PINTOS CO., 4310 N River Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Shauna Lee Howard (4310 N River Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Shauna Lee Howard. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 04-02-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Trujillo, Deputy. Exp. 04-02-2031. April 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0410 (12/16/2025)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as LAGNIAPPE CHILDREN’S HOUSE, 9356 Bocina Lane #C, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Brandy Epranian (7343 El Camino Real, #133, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Brandy Epranian. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-23-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Maltby, Deputy. Exp. 03-23-2031. March 26, April 2, 9, & 16, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0421 (07/29/1952)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, SAN LUIS OBISPO MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION, SLOMA, SLO MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION, 11245 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Jason Sisk-Provencio (11245 Los Osos Valley Road, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Unincorporated Association Other Than A Partnership /s/ Jason Sisk-Provencio, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-25-2026. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Maltby, Deputy. Exp. 02-25-2031. April 9, 16, 23, & 30, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0445

(03/23/2021)

New Filing

The following person is doing business as GROW FORWARD OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY, 2598 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Amy Cresswell (2598 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Amy Cresswell. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-2026. hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Schultz, Deputy. Exp. 03-02-2031. April 2, 9, 16, & 23, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0456 (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as

& 16, 2026

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2026-0485 (03/04/2026) New Filing The following person is doing business as CENTRAL COAST RESTORATION, 110 South Mary Avenue, Ste 2 #212, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Troia Enterprises LLC (110 South Mary Avenue, Ste 2 #212, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/

PUBLISHED NOTICE INVITING BIDS

COMMERCE WAY REHABILITATION PROJECT NO. 25-11

SEALED BIDS will be received by the City Clerk, or designee, of the City of El Paso de Robles until May 14, 2026, at 2:00 p.m. for the COMMERCE WAY REHABILITATION, DPW Project No. 25-11. Please be certain that any bid submitted is sealed and addressed and noted as follows:

Public Works Administration

City of El Paso de Robles

4305 Second Wind Way Paso Robles, CA 93446

Sealed Bid for COMMERCE WAY REHABILITATION, DPW Project No. 25-11

Following the closure of the bid submittal period, bids will be publicly opened and read for performing work as follows: Furnishing all labor, materials, equipment, and performing all work necessary and incidental to the construction of the project known as COMMERCE WAY REHABILITATION, DPW Project No. 25-11, according to drawings and specifications prepared by the City of El Paso de Robles and according to the Contract Documents. The work shall include, but is not limited to, curb ramp upgrades, lowering and raising of utilities, monument perpetuation, dig out repairs, placement of HMA leveling and surface course, key cut tapers and striping. Contractor to provide all necessary work plans, permits, and inspections necessary, all as shown on the plans and/or as specified herein.

Project is to be completed within Sixty (60) WORKING days from the date specified in the Notice to Proceed. The Contractor shall pay to the City of El Paso de Robles the sum of Five Hundred Dollars ($500.00), for each and every calendar day’s delay in finishing the work in excess of the calendar day completion time.

The California Air Resources Board (“CARB”) implemented amendments to the In-Use Off-Road Diesel-Fueled Fleets Regulations (“Regulation”) which went into effect on January 1, 2024 and apply broadly to all self-propelled off road diesel vehicles 25 horsepower or greater and other forms of equipment used in California. A copy of the Regulation is available at https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/sites/default/files/ barcu/regact/2022/off-roaddiesel/appa-1.pdf Bidders are required to comply with all CARB and Regulation requirements, including, without limitation, all applicable sections of the Regulation, as codified in Title 13 of the California Code of Regulations section 2449 et seq. throughout the duration of the Project. Bidders must provide, with their Bid, copies of Bidder’s and all listed subcontractors’ most recent, valid Certificate of Reported Compliance (“CRC”) issued by CARB. Failure to provide valid CRCs as required herein may render the Bid non-responsive.

Copies of the Bid Documents are now on file and available for public inspection at Public Works Department at 1000 Spring Street, El Paso de Robles, California.  Interested bidders must obtain copies of the documents electronically.

The Contract Documents will be available electronically, at no cost, at DemandStar Paso Robles, CA.  Use the link DemandStar Paso Robles, CA to navigate to the website for out to bid projects.  To download the Bid Documents, the user must register as a user on the site.  It is the responsibility of each prospective bidder to download and print all Bid Documents for review and to verify the completeness of Bid Documents before submitting a bid.   Any Addenda will be posted at DemandStar Paso Robles, CA.

It is the responsibility of each prospective bidder to check DemandStar Paso Robles, CA on a daily basis through the close of bids for any applicable addenda or updates. DemandStar Paso Robles, CA sends email notifications to ONLY those registered on their website. The City does not assume any liability or responsibility based on any defective or incomplete copying, excerpting, scanning, faxing, downloading or printing of the Bid Documents. Information on DemandStar Paso Robles, CA may change without notice to prospective bidders. The Contract Documents shall supersede any information posted or transmitted by any other vendor besides the City.

Bidding procedures are prescribed in the Contract Documents. Each bidder must submit bid security in one of the following forms: cash, cashier’s check payable to City, a certified check payable to City, or a bid bond in the form included with the bid documents, executed by an admitted surety insurer, made payable to City in an amount equal to at least 10% of the total amount of the bid or proposal.

Pursuant to Section 1770, et seq. of the California Labor Code, the successful bidder and all subcontractors shall pay not less than the prevailing rate of per diem wages as determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations.

Pursuant to Labor Code Section 1725.5, for bids due on or after March 1, 2015, all contractors and subcontractors that wish to bid on, be listed in a bid proposal for, or enter into a contract to perform work on the Project must be registered with the Department of Industrial Relations pursuant to Labor Code sections 1725.5 and 1771.1. No bid will be accepted, nor any contract entered into if the bidder is not registered as required by law.

Pursuant to Public Contract Code Section 22300, for monies earned by the Contractor and withheld by City of El Paso de Robles to ensure the performance of the Contract, the Contractor may, at its option, choose to substitute securities meeting the requirements of Public Contract Code Section 22300.

All bidders shall be licensed under the provisions of the Business and Professions Code to do the type of work contemplated in the project. In accordance with provisions of California Public Contract Code Section 3300, City has determined that the Contractor shall possess a valid Class A (General Engineering) License at the time that the bid is submitted. Failure to possess the specified license shall render the bid non-responsive.

The successful bidder will be required to furnish a payment bond in the amount equal to one hundred percent (100%) of the Contract Price, as well as a faithful performance bond, in the amount equal to one hundred percent (100%) of the Contract Price. The bonds shall be on the forms included in the Contract Documents.

City reserves the right to reject any or all bids; to make any awards or any rejections in what it alone considers to be in the best interest of City and waive any informalities or irregularities in the bids. The contract will be awarded, if at all, to the responsible bidder that submits the lowest responsive bid. City will determine the low bid.

Date: March 26, 2026 By: Ditas Esperanza P.E. Capital Projects Engineer

Publication Dates: - March 26, 2026 - April 16, 2026

The San Luis Obispo Cultural Heritage Committee will hold a Special Meeting on Monday, April 27, 2026 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org.

PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS:

• Review of the request to designate 207 Broad Street as a Landmark Resource in the City’s Inventory of Historic Resources. The property is currently listed as a Local Register Resource. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review. Project Address: 207 Broad St; Case #: HIST-0981-2025; R-1 zone; Richard and Ginger Silva, applicants.

Contact: Eva Wynn – (805) 781-7172 –ewynn@slocity.org

• Review of new exterior façade on the “Network Building” (778 Higuera Street - not a listed Historic Resource) and rehabilitation of 782 & 786 Higuera Street (Local Register Historic Resources) in the Downtown Historic District. The project is categorically exempt from environmental review Project Addresses: 778, 782 & 786 Higuera Street; Case #: ARCH-0933-2025; C-D-H zone; San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, applicant.

Contact: Ivana Gomez – (805)781-7147 – igomez@slocity. org

The Cultural Heritage Committee may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Cultural Heritage Committee at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Report(s) are typically available one week in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https:// www.slocity.org/government/mayor-and-city-council/ agendas-and-minutes. Please call The Community Development Department at (805) 781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report.

April 16, 2026

SAN LUIS OBISPO CITY COUNCIL NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

The San Luis Obispo City Council invites all interested persons to attend a public hearing on Tuesday, May 5, 2026 at 5:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers at City Hall, 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo. Meetings may be viewed remotely by joining the Zoom webinar via the details published on the cover of the agenda, on Government Access Channel 20, or streamed live from the City’s YouTube channel at www.youtube.com/ CityofSanLuisObispo. Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail delivered to the City Clerk’s office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to emailcouncil@ slocity.org.

PUBLIC HEARING ITEMS:

• The City Council will introduce an Ordinance amending Title 16 (Subdivision Regulations), Title 17 (Zoning Regulations), and Title 5 (Licenses, Permits, and Regulations) of the Municipal Code regarding Accessory Dwelling Units, Junior Accessory Dwelling Units, Urban Lot Splits, Mobile Homes, and other clarifications and changes to regulations associated with housing, with an exemption from environmental review (CEQA).

For more information, contact Ethan Estrada, Assistant Planner of the City’s Community Development Department at (805) 781-7018 or by email, ejestrad@slocity.org

The City Council may also discuss other hearings or business items before or after the items listed above. If you challenge the proposed project in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City Council at, or prior to, the public hearing.

Council Agenda Reports for this meeting will be available for review one week in advance of the meeting date on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https://www.slocity.org/government/mayorand-city-council/agendas-and-minutes. Please call the City Clerk’s Office at (805) 781-7114 for more information. The City Council meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and live streaming on the City’s YouTube channel www.youtube.com/CityofSanLuisObispo.

Teresa Purrington City Clerk April 16, 2026

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

WHO: San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN: Tuesday, May 05, 2026, at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date.

WHAT: Hearing to consider an appeal (APPL2025-00008) by Jim Cogan of the Planning Commission’s approval of a request by HR Holdings, LLC for a phased Vesting Tentative Tract Map and phased Conditional Use Permit (SUB2020-00026 / Tract 3110) to subdivide an existing 13.59 acre parcel into fifty-seven parcels for the purpose of sale and/or development. The proposed project is within the residential single family land use category and is located within the Heritage Ranch Village Reserve Line approximately 13 miles west of the city of Paso Robles. The site is in the Nacimiento sub area of the North County planning area.

County File Number: APPL2025-00008

Assessor Parcel Number: 012-181-071

Supervisorial District: 1 Date Accepted: December 01, 2025

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Lane Sutherland, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, lsutherland@co.slo. ca.us (805) 788-9470. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov.

ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered at the hearing is the determination that this that the project does not require additional environmental review pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15183 because the project’s density is consistent with the Heritage Ranch Village Plan (part of the County’s General Plan), for which an Environmental Impact Report was previously certified.

**If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing**

DATED: April 16, 2026

MATTHEW P. PONTES, EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

By /s/ Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk April 16, 2026

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

WHO: San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN: Tuesday, May 5, 2026 at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date.

WHAT: Hearing to consider an appeal (APPL2026-00004) by Scott Raven of the Planning Commission’s approval of a request by David Crabtree for a Phased Tentative Tract Map (Rivers Edge Development/Tract 3207) and Conditional Use Permit (N-SUB2022-00047) to subdivide a 43.26

gross acre parcel into a Cluster Subdivision/Planned Unit Development consisting of 181 residential parcels of varying sizes, configurations, and housing types, approximately 3.8 acres of commercial development, 3 utility parcels, and approximately 12 acres of park and open space for a total of 190 parcels along with various onsite and offsite improvements. The project includes a request for 1 concession under California Density Bonus Law (California Government Code Sections 65915) in exchange for including moderate-income affordable housing. The proposed project is located on the bluff overlooking the Salinas River at 3000 Indian Valley Road near the intersection of N River and Cross Canyon Roads in the community of San Miguel, within the San Miguel Urban Reserve Line, and is consistent with the San Miguel Community Plan. The site is located within the Salinas River Sub-Area of the North County Planning Area. County File Number: APPL2026-00004

Assessor Parcel Numbers: 027-420-017

Supervisorial District: 1

Date Accepted: 04/08/26

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact Eric Tolle, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, etolle@co.slo.ca.us, (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at http://www.slocounty.ca.gov.

ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION AND FURTHER NOTICE OF INTENT TO ADOPT: Also to be considered is the determination that the project does not require additional environmental review pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15183 because the project’s development is consistent with the San Miguel Community Plan, for which an Environmental Impact Report was previously certified.

**If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing**

DATED: April 15, 2026

MATTHEW P. PONTES, EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

By /s/ Niki Martin Deputy Clerk April 16, 2026

Items 1-35 & 44: Consent Agenda & Resolution (Res) Nos. 2026-054 thru 2026-075 – APPROVED. Item 36: Public Comment Period – Items not on the agenda: G. Kirkland & B. Lippert: spoke - NO ACTION TAKEN.

Item 37: Presentation re: Manufactured Home Replacement

U.S. District Court, Central District of CA, Western Division, Case No. 2:24-CV-06854SPG-ASx; A. Rodriguez v. Co. of SLO, SLO Co. Superior Court, Case No. 21CV-0208; S. Garcia v. Co of SLO, et al., SLO Co. Superior Court, Case No. 25CV-0724. Conference w/ Labor Negotiator re: employee organizations: SLOPA; SLOCEA-T&C; DCCA; Sheriffs’ Mgmt;

City of Grover Beach REQUEST FOR QUALIFICATIONS (RFQ) For Construction Management Services or Geotechnical Engineering Services The City of Grover Beach (City) submits this RFQ to solicit a Statement of Qualification (SOQ) from qualified firms or individuals (herein referred to as “consultants”) to provide Construction Management Services or Geotechnical Engineering Services related to the City’s various capital improvement projects. The Construction Management Services (herein referred to as “CM Services”) may include all phases of a project including the design, construction, project closeout and dispute resolution phases. The Geotechnical Engineering Services (herein referred to as “Geotech Services”) may be required during the pre-design phase, design phase, and/or construction phase of an infrastructure project, all of which likely are as a sub-consultant to a design engineering service provider or a CM Services provider. A CM Services provider cannot be the same firm who provided design engineering services, whereas a Geotechnical Engineering Services provider may participate on both the design engineering services team and CM Services team when those Geotech Services are in a sub-consulting role.

Proposals will be received until 2:00 p.m. on Thursday, May 7, 2026 either in person or by mail to the following address:

City of Grover Beach Public Works Department Attn: Erin Wiggin, CIP Manager 154 South 8th Street Grover Beach, CA 93433

Responders shall provide two (2) complete hardcopies of their SOQ and an electronic version on a thumb drive in a sealed envelope. Late proposals will not be considered. There will be no formal bid opening.

Proposers are required to certify non-discrimination in employment practices. Pre-qualification of proposers is not required. All proposers are required to comply with California Laws related to providing consulting services to California Public Agencies and the Grover Beach Municipal Code.

The City reserves the right to reject all submittals, cancel all or a part of this request, waive any minor irregularities and to request additional information from consultants. This RFQ does not obligate the City to select a consultant or to award a contract. April 16, 2026

CITY OF ATASCADERO

NOTICE OF COMPLETION AND AVAILABILITY OF DRAFT EIR

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City of Atascadero has completed the Draft Environmental Impact Report (EIR) for the 2045 General Plan and Zoning Code Update. The EIR is available for public review during the public review period from April 20, 2026 through June 4, 2026. A digital copy of the EIR will be available online at: www.atascadero.org/service/environmentaldocs as of April 20, 2026. Paper copies of the EIR will be available at Atascadero City Hall (6500 Palma Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422) and the Atascadero Library (6555 Capistrano Ave, Atascadero, CA 93422).

PROJECT DESCRIPTION AND POTENTIAL IMPACTS: The Project involves a comprehensive update to the City of Atascadero’s current 2025 General Plan to establish citywide goals and policies for the City’s growth and development through 2045. The project also includes updates to the Atascadero Municipal Code to ensure consistency with the 2045 General Plan, to clarify existing standards and practices, and incorporate current City policy (Zoning Code Update). Significant environmental effects are anticipated related to Air quality, Greenhouse Gases, and Transportation. Descriptions of specific impacts and associated mitigation are provided in the EIR.

PROJECT LOCATION: City of Atascadero incorporated City limits and its surrounding Sphere of Influence WRITTEN COMMENTS REGARDING THE EIR may be submitted to the City’s Community Development Department at the following address: 6500 Palma Avenue, Atascadero, CA 93422. Comments may also be submitted electronically to: kgleason@atascadero.org. The City will review and respond to comments on the EIR received during the public review period in advance of any action regarding the EIR.

PUBLIC MEETINGS will be held in-person at 6:00PM in City Council Chambers at 6500 Palma Ave., Atascadero CA, to consider staff updates, public comment, and final adoption of the General Plan and EIR on the following tentative dates: May 26, 2026, and September 8, 2026. The Public Meeting schedule is tentative and subject to change at the City’s discretion.

DATED: April 10, 2026 S/ K Gleason PUBLISH: April 16. 2026

RESOLUTION NO. 2026-016

A RESOLUTION OF THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF ARROYO GRANDE DECLARING ITS INTENTION TO CONTINUE THE ARROYO GRANDE TOURISM BUSINESS IMPROVEMENT DISTRICT, TO CONTINUE THE BASIS FOR AND TO LEVY THE ASSESSMENTS FOR THE DISTRICT, AND TO SET A DATE FOR THE PUBLIC HEARING ON THE DISTRICT AND THE ASSESSMENT FOR THE 2026-27 FISCAL YEAR

WHEREAS, the Parking and Business Improvement Area Law of 1989 (“PBIAL”), sections 36500 et seq. of the Streets and Highway Code, authorizes cities to establish business improvement districts for several purposes, one of which is promotion of tourism; and WHEREAS, the Arroyo Grande Tourism Business Improvement District was established in May 2013 and incorporated into the Arroyo Grande Municipal Code (“AGMC”) under Chapter 3.46; and WHEREAS, in accordance with the requirements of Streets and Highways Code Section 36530 and AGMC Section 3.46.100, the City Council appointed an Advisory Board to provide oversight, guidance, and recommendations regarding the use of the assessment funds; and

WHEREAS, the AGMC and the PBIAL require the Advisory Board to prepare and submit an annual report (“Annual Report”) stating proposed changes, improvements and activities for the fiscal year; and

WHEREAS, this Resolution is not subject to the California Environmental Quality Act (CEQA) because it will not result in a direct, or reasonably foreseeable indirect, physical change in the environment (State CEQA Guidelines, §§ 15060 (c)(2) and (3), 15378); and WHEREAS, on March 25, 2026, the Advisory Board approved the Annual Assessment Report; and WHEREAS, the Advisory Board Annual Assessment Report was filed and approved by the Arroyo Grande City Council on April 14, 2026.

NOW, THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED by the City Council of the City of Arroyo Grande as follows:

1. All recitals set forth above, are true, correct and incorporated herein.

2. The City Council hereby declares its intention to continue the Arroyo Grande Tourism Business Improvement District (“District”) in accordance with AGMC Chapter 3.46 and Streets and Highways Code Sections 36500 et seq. and to levy assessments for fiscal year 2026-27.

3. The Annual Assessment Report is on file with the City Clerk and contains a full and detailed description of the improvements and activities to be provided for FY 2026-27. No changes to the District boundaries are proposed, and the report includes the estimated cost of providing improvements and activities for fiscal year 2026- 27. The assessment is not proposed to be increased. 4. The boundaries of the District are the boundaries of the City of Arroyo Grande.

5. The assessment levied by the District shall be used for activities and programs promoting lodging businesses in the District through the promotion and tourism infrastructure with a useful life of 5 years or more of scenic, recreational, cultural, and other attractions in the District which promote Arroyo Grande as a tourist destination, and as further set forth in ACMG Section 3.46.030.

6. The assessment is proposed to be levied on all “lodging” businesses in the District, as that term is defined in AGMC section 3.46.020, and allocated by the City of Arroyo Grande.

7. The assessment shall be based upon two percent (2%) of the rent charged by the operator per occupied room per night for all transient occupancies and shall be collected quarterly. 8. New lodging businesses shall not be exempt from immediate assessment.

9. A public hearing, held pursuant to AGMC Chapter 3.46 and Streets and Highways Code Section 36535, to allow for comments and to receive written and oral protests on the District and

proposed assessment, is hereby set for 6:00 p.m., Tuesday April 28, 2026, before the City Council of the City of Arroyo Grande at the City Council Chambers at 215 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA.

10. At the public hearing, the testimony of all interested persons for or against the continuation of the District, and the levy of the proposed assessment for fiscal year 2026-27 will be heard. A protest may be made orally or in writing by any interested person. However, only written protests will be considered in determining if there is a majority protest. The form and manner of protests shall comply with Streets and Highways Code Sections 36524 and 36525.

11. Any protest pertaining to the regularity or sufficiency of the proceedings shall be in writing and clearly state the irregularity of defect to which objection is made. Written protests must be received by the City Clerk of the City of Arroyo Grande before the close of the public hearing scheduled herein and may delivered or mailed to the City Clerk, City of Arroyo Grande, 300 East Branch Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. A written protest may be withdrawn in writing at any time before the conclusion of the public hearing. Each written protest shall contain a written description of the business in which the person signing the protest is interested sufficient to identify the business. If the person signing the protest is not shown on the official records of the City of Arroyo Grande as the owner of a business, then the protest shall contain or be accompanied by written evidence that the person is the owner of the business.

12. If at the conclusion of the public hearing, there are of record written protests by the owners of lodging businesses within the District that will pay fifty percent (50%) or more of the total assessments of the entire District, no further proceedings to impose the fiscal year 2026-27 assessment shall occur. New proceedings to continue the District and to impose the annual assessment shall not be undertaken again for a period of at least one (1) year from the date of the finding of a majority protest by the City Council.

13. The City Clerk is instructed to provide notice as required by AGMC Chapter 3.46 and Streets and Highways Code Section 36534. The City Clerk shall give notice of the public hearing by causing this Resolution of Intention to be published once in a newspaper of general circulation in the City no less than seven (7) days before the public hearing.

On motion of Council Member Guthrie, seconded by Mayor Pro Tem Maraviglia, and on the following roll call vote, to wit:

AYES: Council Member Guthrie, Mayor Pro Tem Maraviglia, Council Members Loe and Secrest

NOES: None

ABSENT: Mayor Ray Russom the foregoing Resolution was passed and adopted this 14th day of April, 2026.

/s/ JAMIE MARAVIGLIA, MAYOR PRO TEM

ATTEST:

/s/ JESSICA MATSON, CITY CLERK April 16, 2026

Free Will Astrology by Rob Brezsny

Homework: You know what to do and you know when to do it. So do it! Newsletter.freewillastrology.com

ARIES

(March 21-April 19): Anthropologist and author Clifford Geertz loved to use “thick description.” He wrote detailed reports that captured not just the surface level of what happened but the deeper levels of meaning. Here’s an example of thin description: “He winked.” Thick description: “He quickly closed and opened his right eyelid in a culturally specific gesture of playfully conspiratorial communication.” In the coming weeks, Aries, I invite you to enjoy the sumptuous pleasures of thick description. Unleash your wild curiosity as you dig down into the rich, complex truths about everything. Gleefully explore how the cultural, personal, and historical contexts give each moment its specific, nuanced significance. (PS: This approach will enhance your options for responding.)

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): New beginnings and final chapters will be overlapping in the coming weeks, and they’ll push you in the direction of robust growth. It won’t always be obvious which is which, though, so you’ll need to sharpen your discernment to read the signs. Here are two contemplations to steer you: 1. Which long-running sagas in your life have finally played themselves out? 2. Which struggling, half-forgotten dreams are yearning to rise again and blossom as if they were brand new? Once you’ve listened deeply enough to answer those questions, move boldly: Feed and protect whatever is being born, and actively assist in the graceful dismantling of whatever is ready to end.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): One of your go-to tools or assets is still functioning, but now is exactly the time to repair or refurbish it—before it breaks. Furthermore: A power outage of sorts may be looming unless you move to head off an impending overload. Wait, there’s even more! The monster in your closet is still deeply asleep, which is why now is the perfect moment to summon an exorcist or exterminator, before it stirs. Are you getting the picture, Gemini? The very fact that you’re reading this horoscope gives you all the advance warning you need to sidestep potential glitches and diversions.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): According to my reading of the astrological omens, asking the big questions is highly advisable right now. Why? Because you are unusually likely to get really good answers to those big questions. Want a nudge to get started in this noble enterprise? Here are three recommended queries: 1. “What is the wild meaning of my precious life?” 2. “Who the #@$%&!* am I, anyway?” 3. “Where is this so-called ‘God’ I hear so much about?” Dear Cancerian, I will also urge you to formulate humorous, satirical big questions that inspire life to be playfully revelatory with you. Here are three: 1. “How can I fine-tune my friends and loved ones to perfection?” 2. “Are there shortcuts to getting absolutely everything I want?” 3. “How do I sign up for a life of nonstop pleasure, free from all discomfort?”

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): When people finally grasped just how radical Einstein’s theory of relativity was, a journalist asked him how he had arrived at such a breakthrough. Einstein said it was simple: He had utterly ignored supposedly fundamental truths. Dear Leo, please notice what that might imply for you in the coming weeks. Einstein didn’t dismiss a mere opinion or fashionable theory; he set aside theories so deeply accepted that everyone treated them as obviously factual. He didn’t waste energy fighting them but simply proceeded as if they didn’t exist. Consider doing the same: Set aside at least one seemingly incontestable assumption and be alert for the new realities that then become possible.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The International Space Station orbits Earth every 90 minutes, so astronauts see 16 sunrises and sunsets every 24 hours. It’s a challenge to maintain their circadian rhythms. They must be disciplined as they stick to a sleep cycle that human bodies are accustomed to. But there’s a wonderful

trade-off: the rare privilege of witnessing the rapid cycling of total darkness and brilliant light, which provides a visceral sense of life’s deep cadences at work. Your routine may seem similarly unsettled these days, Virgo. Transitions are coming faster than feels natural. But I suspect this disruptive blessing is giving you access to patterns that aren’t intelligible when you’re moving more slowly. You’re beholding the way things change as well as the changes themselves. This is a valuable gift. The insights will be worth the disorientation.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You Libras sometimes get accused of indecision, as if your careful weighing of possibilities were a weakness. But I see a different truth: You aspire to be fair-minded as you honor all the legitimate claims on your attention. So the problem isn’t your capacity for considering multiple sides of each story. Rather, I find fault with the culture you live in, which is obsessed with one-dimensional certainty. If I were your coach or therapist, I would give you permission to take your time and resist the rush to resolution. The most honest thing you can say may be, “I’m still deciding,” or “Both of these feel true.”

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re not a flaming expert at turning tension into treasure, but you have modest skills at that art. And now I’m predicting you will grow these skills. Before you jump to conclusions, though, please know that I’m not implying you will be immersed in stressful melodrama. I’m suggesting you will handle differences of perspective with increasing aplomb and curiosity. Instead of treating conflict as a debilitating hassle, you’ll try to find value in it. Some debates may even feel stimulating and fun rather than tiring. To take maximum advantage, enjoy the controversies as exploratory missions rather than as showdowns you must win at all costs.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I hope and predict that you will be wildly resourceful as you wisely experiment with love in the coming weeks. I hope and predict that you will research the art of tender, inspiring intimacy in new frontiers. Reinvent passion, you subtle intensity freak! Be a bold explorer who breaks the boring old rules! Dare to break open new varieties of sweetness and companionship that require you to innovate and improvise!

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): If you were on a walk and spied a dime on the ground, would you bend down to grab it? Probably not. Would you feel differently about a quarter? Maybe you have decided that nothing under a dollar is worth your effort. But in the coming weeks, you will be wise to break such rules. Symbolically speaking, the act of stooping down to pick up a dime will set off a chain reaction that ends with you acquiring a hundred-dollar bill. By saying yes to small, unexpected blessings, you’ll position yourself to receive larger ones down the line.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The coming weeks will be an excellent time to begin a building project on the scale of Egypt’s Great Pyramid or India’s Taj Mahal. You should at least initiate work toward some magnificent masterpiece or creation, Aquarius. According to my analysis, there’s a chance you could coax an armada of helpers to work on your behalf. And as you set out to accomplish your labor of love, I bless your quest.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Artists who specialize in origami can create structures far stronger than the flat paper they’re folded from. The weakness of being made from thin, fragile material is overcome through strategic creasing. Engineers now use origami principles to design everything from solar panels to artificial blood vessels. Let’s extrapolate these facts into a lesson for you in the coming weeks, Pisces. We’ll assume that your flexibility is a strength, not a liability. You will wield your pliability to produce a high degree of structural integrity. ∆