Dungog Shire News Of The Area 25 MARCH 2026

Global recognition for regenerative farm leader

By Jacie WHITFIELD

AN agricultural innovator from Gresford is gaining international recognition, with Allynview Farm cofounder Kristen Nicol named a finalist in the prestigious Woman Changing the World Awards.

The award winners will be announced in Paris on 11 April.

Kristen, who runs Allynview Farm alongside her husband Ben just outside Gresford, has been shortlisted in multiple categories, selected from around 1,500 applicants across 97 countries.

“Receiving the nomination actually brought me to tears because it was so unexpected," Kristen said.

“Farming can feel like very quiet work, so to have that recognised on a global

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THE James Theatre is bracing itself for The Wollombi Burlesque Troupe to “seductively entertain” locals on 28 March with their latest show, “Tainted”.

The Troupe’s Sophie Cook described the show as a “Victorian comedy burlesque opera” set to live 90s grunge music.

“This hilarious period fusion has pole, burlesque, comedy, magic, drag, stilts, sexy slapstick, nostalgic 90s music and very little opera,” she said.

Creating shows for a decade, the Troupe has ventured further afield this year to include Dungog in their Tainted tour.

Musicians from Maitland join veteran burlesquer Legs 11.11 with a motley crew of

some “over the top” entertainment.

“Book VIP if you can to get guaranteed front row tickets with the chance to get in on the action,” Sophie said.

By Tom WARK, AAP

COAL mine expansions are on the cards for at least another 25 years under NSW’s new mining road map at odds with its environment commission.

The NSW government announced its coal industry outlook for 2026-2050 on Thursday, saying it will no longer consider new coal mines

but applications to extend existing mines will be assessed.

NSW produces the second most amount of coal of any state behind Queensland, according to Geosciences Australia.

Emissions requirements will be a condition of any project expansions, the government says, but its own Net Zero Commission says any

move to expand coal production is at odds with environmental goals.

In December, the commission found any increase in coal mining activity would leave the state at odds with the Climate Change Act and the Paris Agreement.

The position sets firm expectations on producers and the communities that rely

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on coal mining, Minister for Natural Resources Courtney Houssos said.

Regional communities who rely on mining for employment and trading partners who want commitments met can all gain confidence from the plan, the government says.

However, Greens MPs and environmental groups say it fails the climate test.

"This policy still allows coal production to grow, and that's completely incompatible with a safe climate," Greens coal spokeswoman Cate Faehrmann said.

The government has failed to impose any environmental restrictions on the nine expansions approved since the government took office in 2023, the Lock the Gate Alliance said.

"The NSW government is using semantics to mask the truth that coal project approvals will continue as business as usual," head of research Georgina Woods said.

Only three of NSW's 37 operating coal mines have enforceable emissions limits, the Net Zero Commission found.

Stopping new coal mines was a welcome step but the continued acceptance of expansions was exposing residents to more climate harm, the Australian Conservation Foundation said.

"It's time to wind up all coal projects in NSW starting today and prepare for a renewable-powered net zero emissions future," campaigner Freja Leonard said.

The minerals sector welcomed support for mine expansions but NSW Minerals Council chief executive Stephen Galilee said blocking new mines placed a limit on future economic opportunities for the state.

Council meeting updates

DUNGOG Shire Council considered several key matters at its Ordinary Meeting on Wednesday 18 March.

Hunter Water support for advocacy

Mayor Digby Rayward put forward a Mayoral Minute acknowledging and welcoming formal letters of support received from Hunter Water Corporation endorsing Council’s advocacy on two key issues: road recategorisation and improved river health governance.

“The support bolsters Council’s case to the NSW Government for the reclassification of local roads that service critical state infrastructure, including access to Chichester Dam,” Council said in a statement.

“Council will continue to advocate for a fair funding model where roads serving state assets are recognised and funded accordingly.”

Council also resolved to continue advocating for the

establishment of a single agency responsible for river health, particularly for the Williams River catchment.

“This approach is aimed at improving coordination, accountability, and long-term water security outcomes for the region,” Council stated.

Tucker Park tree management

Council endorsed a staged management approach for the Eastern Cottonwood (Populus deltoides) trees at John Tucker Park, Paterson, following an independent Tree Risk Assessment.

The assessment identified several trees with structural decline, including risks associated with falling branches in high-use areas.

Council has approved the removal of 24 hazardous trees, and the pruning of 25 trees to reduce immediate safety risks.

Council also committed to undertaking community consultation on the future management and replacement of the Tucker

Park trees, and subject to the outcomes, implement a five-to-seven-year cyclical pruning program for retained Poplar trees, and a staged ten to 15-year tree replacement program with improved species diversity and spacing.

Abbotts Flat RV park proposal

Council considered a proposal relating to the development of an RV park from the Campervan and Motorhome Club of Australia Limited (CMCA) at Abbotts Flat.

Initial discussions with CMCA arose following the LGNSW Local Government Conference and Trade Exhibition attended by the Mayor and General Manager.

Following this event, CMCA submitted an unsolicited proposal to Council outlining potential opportunities for developing an RV facility within the Dungog Local Government Area.

Council has previously

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pilot alongside Manilla and Bulahdelah.

A Westpac banker will now visit Dungog each

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Thursday fortnight. When in town, customers can visit the banker for assistance with general banking inquiries and referrals to specialist lenders

Westpac General Manager of Retail Banking, Damien MacRae, said the bank is exploring new ways to deliver banking services for regional customers.

undertaken expression of interest (EOI) processes seeking proposals for tourism and visitor infrastructure opportunities within the local government area, including the use of suitable Council-owned land.

According to Council, those processes did not result in any compliant or viable submissions being received.

“Accordingly, the unsolicited proposal received from CMCA represents a potential opportunity to activate Council land for tourism purposes,” Council said in a statement.

“The proposal forms part of broader discussions around tourism infrastructure and opportunities to support visitation and economic activity across the Shire.

“Council’s consideration will focus on ensuring any future development aligns with strategic planning objectives, environmental constraints and impacts, and community expectations.”

“While the majority of our customers are now choosing to complete their banking digitally, we recognise the importance of in-person support and offering options for customers to complete their banking in a way that

Viewing platform proposal

Council has progressed plans to establish a scenic viewing platform aimed at enhancing the visitor experience.

Council noted the results of a community survey undertaken in August 2025, which attracted 68 responses and demonstrated strong support for the initiative.

A total of 82 percent of respondents indicated that viewing platforms are important to the visitor economy, with Bingleburra Road identified as the preferred corridor, receiving 41 percent of first preference responses.

Key priorities identified by the community included panoramic views, accessible parking, clear wayfinding signage, safe road access, accessibility for all users, minimal environmental impact and design that integrates with the natural landscape.

Council also endorsed the appointment of a landscape architect to undertake Stage 1 (Site Assessment) and Stage

works for them – whether physically, digitally or face-toface,” MacRae said.

2 (Concept Design) for a site along Bingleburra Road. The project scope will assess multiple potential sites within the corridor to ensure the most suitable location is identified.

A further report will be brought back to Council following completion of the final concept design prior to any decisions on detailed design or construction.

End-of-life practices at the cemetery

Council considered a Notice of Motion from Deputy Mayor Liam Ley regarding the inclusion of emerging end-oflife practices in its Cemetery Policy Review.

“This includes consideration of contemporary burial practices and evolving community expectations, ensuring Council’s policies remain responsive, inclusive, and aligned with best practice,” Council said in a statement.

“Council acknowledged the importance of planning for future cemetery needs while respecting cultural, environmental, and community considerations.”

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“This new pilot is an opportunity for us to offer support with a local banker who will understand the unique needs and requirements for Dungog residents.”

The Community Banking Service follows a renewed commitment from Westpac to extend its moratorium on regional branch closures until at least 2030.

Global recognition for regenerative farm leader

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stage is something I’m still processing.”

The recognition highlights the couple’s commitment to regenerative agriculture, a farming approach focused on improving soil health, biodiversity and long-term sustainability.

Over the past six years, the Nicols have built a

paddock-to-plate beef business supplying more than 250 families each week with fully grass-fed produce, without compromising land health, animal welfare or transparency.

“Our journey really began with food,” Kristen said.

“We wanted to produce something clean, trustworthy and healthy for our own family, and that grew, with

the birth of our children, into a bigger question about how to leave the land better for the next generation.”

Kristen explained that regenerative agriculture felt like the only approach that aligned with the couple’s values.

Since adopting regenerative practices, Kristen said the land has shown clear signs of

improvement, including increased insect and bird life, stronger ground cover and healthier livestock.

In addition to their environmental focus, the Nicols are also embracing innovation.

The pair have begun integrating artificial intelligence and automation into their operations to streamline administration

and improve transparency.

“Technology helps manage the complexity of running a paddock-to-plate business,” Kristen said.

“It allows us to spend more time focused on the farm and providing top notch customer service.”

Looking ahead, Kristen believes Australian farmers are well positioned to lead the global shift toward more

New hub expands wellbeing services for Hunter veterans

for Veterans Affairs.

sustainable food systems.

“We farm in one of the most variable climates in the world, which makes us incredibly adaptive,” she said.

For young women entering the industry, Kristen encourages curiosity and confidence.

“Agriculture offers so many pathways. Don’t be afraid to back your ideas - the industry is stronger when more women bring their perspective and leadership to the table.”

Hub, and Invictus Australia have partnered with RSL LifeCare to deliver a range of activities.

The Hub will also create more opportunities for connection, including coffee catch-ups, yoga sessions and BBQs alongside other activities to be introduced over the coming months.

RSL LifeCare was awarded a $5.45 million grant to deliver the Hub.

It has partnered with RSL NSW to bolster the services available to veterans and their families in the wider Hunter community, as part of a regional ‘hub and spoke’ network.

St Francis of Assisi Parish, Dungog Gresford will celebrate Easter across the three churches of the parish as follows:

HOLY THURSDAY 2 April

7pm Evening Mass of the Lord’s Supper St Mary’s, 55 Brown Street, Dungog

GOOD FRIDAY 3 April

10am Stations of the Cross

St Mary’s, 55 Brown Street, Dungog

St Helen’s, 11 Park Street, East Gresford

St Patrick’s, 41 Rifle Street, Clarence Town 3pm Celebration of the Lord’s Passion St Mary’s, 55 Brown Street, Dungog

HOLY SATURDAY 4 April

7.30pm Easter Vigil in the Holy Night

St Mary’s, 55 Brown Street, Dungog

EASTER SUNDAY 5 April

8am Easter Mass of the Resurrection

St Patrick’s, 41 Rifle Street, Clarence Town 10am Easter Mass of the Resurrection

St Helen’s, 11 Park Street, East Gresford

Our parish community wishes everyone a happy and holy Easter as we celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus.

For more details visit our website www.dungoggresfordcatholic.org.au.

THE new Hunter Veterans’ and Families’ Hub was officially opened on Tuesday, 17 March, offering support to the 22,000 current and former serving veterans and their families who call the Hunter home.

Located at 48 Ken Tubman Drive in Maitland, the Hub is centrally situated for Australian Defence Force personnel based at the Singleton Military Area, Bullecourt Barracks and RAAF Base Williamtown.

“Veterans’ and Families’ Hubs make a real difference to the wellbeing of current and former serving veterans, which is why we are expanding the network,” said Matt Keogh, Minister

“The Hunter Hub is not just a one-stop shop for practical support services for things like health, housing and career transition, but a home base for community, connection and family fun.”

The Hub will offer targeted support to veterans, with two service navigation and community engagement staff and a dedicated Claims Adviser to provide claims and advocacy assistance.

It also includes a welcoming space for veterans and families, with a dedicated children’s play area and outdoor space.

Open Arms will provide peer support through the

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The Hub and its service offering were designed following extensive consultations with the local veteran community, to ensure it meets the Hunter’s needs.

Member for Paterson Meryl Swanson said, “We have one of the largest veteran communities in NSW. The new Hunter Veterans’ and Families’ Hub will provide a dedicated space where veterans and their families can connect, access support services and feel part of a community that understands their experiences.

"This purpose-built facility reflects a strong partnership between the Australian Government, RSL NSW, RSL LifeCare and our community, all working together to better support those who have served our nation."

Market information sought from major fuel companies

NSW Energy Minister Penny Sharpe has written to the chief executives of the major fuel companies to seek information to inform the state’s response to fuel distribution challenges arising from the war in the Middle East.

While the Federal Government has confirmed that fuel deliveries to Australia continue to arrive

as planned, NSW and other states are experiencing localised shortages and distribution issues in the face of increased demand.

The NSW Government is seeking historical information on storage and stocks, as well as sales and orders.

“We are also requesting information on future orders and forecasts,” the

NSW Government said in a statement.

“This information will be used to form a more complete view on what is happening in the market and how the government can work with the fuel industry and end customers to maintain economic activity through a period of uncertainty.”

According to the government, fuel supplies are

arriving in NSW as expected and supply remains secure.

“We are continuing to monitor the impacts the Middle East conflict is having on NSW fuel distribution,” Minister for Energy, Penny Sharpe said.

“We are planning for all possible scenarios, noting the unpredictable nature of the overseas conflict and the potential for the fuel situation

to deteriorate.”

To support national coordination, the NSW Government has designated the Secretary of the NSW Department of Climate Change, Energy, the Environment and Water, Anthony Lean as the state’s fuel coordinator.

Mr Lean is working with Anthea Harris, who has been appointed as the

Commonwealth’s Fuel Supply Taskforce Coordinator.

The NSW Government’s message remains that “people should only buy as much fuel as they need”.

Motorists are encouraged to download the NSW FuelCheck app or visit the FuelCheck website for daily information on fuel prices as an indication of the availability across the state.

What goes into your petrol pump price?

By Thomas O’KEEFE

GLOBAL events, most notably the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, have seen petrol and diesel prices skyrocket in the last few weeks, with a jump of 10 cents per litre (c/l) seen in a matter of days.

As of Sunday 22 March 2026, crude oil prices are around US$122 per barrel – high by any standard, especially considering that US$100/barrel is both a historical and psychological threshold – but it means little to the suburban or regional motorist, who rightfully worries most about the price at the pump.

While petrol prices continue to rise on a daily basis, it is pertinent to

consider the hidden costs built into the big board along the kerb.

Australia imports a staggering 90 percent of its liquid fuel needs, all of which are hit with an automatic federal ‘fuel excise’ – another name for a tax – as soon as it leaves the supplier’s depot.

The fuel excise is recalculated every six months and is tied to the consumer price index to keep up with inflation, although in the relatively rare event that CPI decreases, the fuel excise does not also decrease, it just stays stationary until the next rise.

The latest fuel excise recalculation was in February 2026, and the Australian Tax Office confirms that the fuel excise is now set at 52.6

cents per litre.

This means that every litre of fuel that comes into Australia is automatically 56.2c dearer, before it reaches any retail service station.

At the servo, the pump price is, of course, at the discretion of those running the business, and will invariably pass on the excise entirely, as well as a 10 percent GST imposed by the Federal Government.

The GST is 10 percent of the pump price, inclusive of the excise carry-over, meaning that motorists pay a tax on a tax.

A standard modern family SUV (Rav4, X-Trail etc) has a petrol tank up to 60L.

So, at the current price of $2.50/Litre, including an

excise of 52.6c/Litre and 10 percent GST, a driver may pay up to $150 in fuel, plus $33.72 in excise, then another $18.37 in GST (calculated at 10 percent including the excise), for a grand total of $202.09.

According to the federal Parliamentary Budget Office (PBO), “[The fuel tax] is one of the oldest taxes in Australia, applying since Federation in 1901.”

“Since 1992, fuel tax has been a general revenueraising tax with only a minor link with the Australian Government’s overall level of road funding,” explains the PBO.

The Australian Automobile Association (AAA), the self-described “peak organisation for

motoring clubs” in the country, claims that “Australian motorists paid an estimated $15.71 billion in net fuel excise in 2023-24, but, over the decade to 202223, only 57 percent of fuel excise was reinvested in land transport projects.”

The AAA calls for every cent of fuel excise to be reinvested into land transport projects.

It is entirely possible for the Australian Government to lower the excise, with the most recent precedent occurring in the Budget for 2022-23, when then-

Treasurer Josh Frydenberg (Morrison Liberal Government) announced a temporary six-month halving of the excise.

“Events abroad are

pushing up the cost of living at home: higher fuel, food and shipping costs are increasing inflation and stretching household budgets,” Mr Frydenberg said in 2022.

Practically speaking that temporary excise halving saved Australians 22c/L every time they filled up, equating to “around $700 saved over the six months by a family with two cars filling up once a week.”

“Events abroad” referred to the Russian war in Ukraine, which was new at the time, as well as the jump in fuel demands as the world emerged from COVID-19 lockdowns.

It is also worth noting that 2022 was a federal election year, and 2023 was a NSW state election year.

Statewide compliance blitz on fuel prices

THE NSW Government has fast-tracked a statewide fuel compliance blitz to “strengthen fuel price transparency” and protect motorists from misleading pricing.

At the NSW Fuel Security Roundtable held last week, retailers agreed to use the FuelCheck app to inform the Government when they have run out of fuel.

FuelCheck is the NSW Government’s real-time fuel price transparency tool and provides motorists with instant access to prices from around 2,400 service stations

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across the state.

The app allows consumers to compare prices, track price cycles, save favourite stations and receive price-drop alerts before filling up.

Under NSW law, fuel retailers must:

• Register with FuelCheck and report price changes in real time

• Ensure displayed prices match the price charged at the bowser.

NSW Fair Trading Commissioner Natasha Mann said, “It’s the law for fuel retailers to register and correctly report their

By Dave RENEKE

IMAGINE stepping into an elevator, pressing the “up” button, and eight days later stepping out into space.

No rocket roar. No fiery launch. No crushing G-forces. Just a ride straight up.

It sounds unbelievable, yet the idea of a space elevator is beginning to look surprisingly real.

The concept is simple but astonishing.

Picture a cable about 100,000 kilometres long stretching from Earth to an orbiting platform far out

prices through FuelCheck, so motorists can have confidence.

“NSW Fair Trading is significantly increasing its compliance activity to make sure motorists get accurate price information every time they fill up.

“If consumers see a price mismatch between FuelCheck and the bowser, they should report it via the app or website to NSW Fair Trading.”

Retailers who break the rules face on-the-spot fines of $1,100, or Court penalties of up to $22,000 for

individuals and $110,000 for corporations.

To ensure compliance, NSW Fair Trading is currently conducting unannounced inspections of fuel retailers across metropolitan and regional areas.

Inspectors have already carried out over 190 service station inspections across the state, issuing 13 penalty infringement notices.

NSW Fair Trading continues to work closely with the ACCC, including by sharing data, to uphold strong consumer protection standards.

All aboard the space elevator

in space.

Special vehicles called “climbers” would travel up and down the cable carrying cargo, satellites and eventually people.

In effect, it would be like a vertical railway linking Earth with space.

For decades this idea belonged firmly in the world of science fiction. However, some scientists believe the technology could actually work.

With the right materials and engineering, space elevators could become reality within a couple of decades.

If that happens, the impact could be enormous.

Launching objects into orbit using rockets currently costs thousands of dollars per kilogram.

A space elevator could slash those costs dramatically, possibly to less than US$50 per kilogram.

That would make putting satellites into space far cheaper and could even open the door to routine human travel beyond Earth.

The biggest challenge is the cable itself. It must be unbelievably strong and incredibly light, strong enough to stretch tens of thousands of kilometres into space without snapping under its own weight.

For many years no material on Earth could do the job.

Then scientists discovered something remarkable: carbon nanotubes.

These are tiny cylinders made of carbon atoms arranged in sheets similar to graphite, the same

substance found in pencil leads.

Despite their microscopic size, carbon nanotubes are amazingly tough.

They are flexible, extremely light and up to one hundred times stronger than steel.

With materials like these, what once sounded like a “Jack and the Beanstalk” fantasy could become a real transportation system for space travellers.

The cable itself might be only about one metre wide and thinner than a sheet of paper, yet capable of supporting loads of up to thirteen tonnes.

Even more astonishing is how the structure would stay upright.

The cable would be anchored near Earth’s equator and stretch far

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beyond geostationary orbit.

At the far end, a huge counterweight, possibly even a captured asteroid, would keep the cable pulled tight. Because the Earth is spinning, the entire structure would remain stretched outward, much like the string of a yo-yo when it is swung around.

Once the system was operating, electromagnetic climbers would glide along the cable carrying passengers and cargo between Earth and a transfer station high above the planet.

Instead of explosive launches, reaching orbit might one day feel more like taking a very long elevator ride.

Building such an enormous structure might sound impossible, but engineers have a surprisingly simple strategy inspired by bridge building.

First, a satellite would deploy a very thin cable down toward Earth.

Then robotic climbers would crawl up the cable, attaching additional strands each time they travelled.

Gradually the cable would grow thicker and stronger until it could handle heavy loads.

Early experiments have already begun.

Researchers have even held serious workshops at NASA to study the idea.

What once sounded like pure fantasy is now being discussed as a genuine engineering challenge.

Science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke was once asked when such a thing might finally be built.

His reply became famous: “About fifty years after people stop laughing.”

It seems people may finally have stopped laughing.

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FRIDAY PATIENCE

ABC TV, 8.30pm

Former criminal record archivist Patience Evans (Ella Maisy Purvis, pictured) proved herself integral to the York police in season one of this British crime thriller – helping detective Bea Metcalf (Laura Fraser) with a fresh perspective on complicated cases. But as season two begins, we learn that Metcalf moved to Glasgow without warning and has been replaced by DI Frankie Monroe (Jessica Hynes, Spaced). The abrasive and stern Monroe views Patience, who is autistic, as a liability, and isn’t shy about expressing it.

6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News.

7.30 Gardening Australia. 8.30 Patience. (Return, M) A body is found drained of blood.

9.20 Tonight At The Museum. (PGs, R)

9.50 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (PGs, R) 10.20 Shaun Micallef’s Eve Of Destruction. (PG, R) 10.55 ABC Late News. 11.15 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala. (R) 1.15 Murdoch Mysteries. (PGa, R) 2.00 Rage New Music. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Rage. (PG)

WEDNESDAY

MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL: ALLSTARS SUPERSHOW

ABC TV, 9.30pm

A jewel in the crown of Australia’s cultural events, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival marks its 40th anniversary this year. And what better day on the calendar to broadcast a celebration than April Fool’s Day? Brett Blake and Bron Lewis (pictured) host this extravaganza from St Kilda’s Palais Theatre, featuring the comic stylings of Celia Pacquola, David O’Doherty, Dilruk Jayasinha, He Huang, Jenny Tian, Josie Long, Lou Wall, Nazeem Hussain, Phil Wang, Reuben Kaye, Tom Cashman and Sam Jay. From festival favourites to next-generation talents and everything in between, this legendary line-up has something to tickle even the creakiest of funny bones.

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PG)

8.30 Titanic In Colour. (R)

10.20 SBS World News Late.

10.50 Sisi. (Ma)

11.50 Babylon Berlin. (MA15+a, R)

1.40 El Immortal: Gangs Of Madrid. (MA15+v, R)

3.30 Food, Sail, Love. (PG, R)

4.05 Bamay. (R)

4.55 Destination Flavour: Singapore Bitesize. (R)

5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

6.00 Seven News.

THURSDAY

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WOMEN

SBS, 9.35pm Happy Gentleman Jack Last Tango in Halifax, acclaimed screenwriter Sally Wainwright takes pride in creating authentic, complex and fierce female characters. Her latest project is no exception, focusing on a group of menopausal British women who form a punk rock band for a local talent contest. It’s not long before teacher Beth (Joanna Scanlan, pictured), shoplifter Kitty (Rosalie Craig), pub landlady Jess (Lorraine Ashbourne), police officer Holly (Tamsin Greig) and midwife Yvonne (Amelia Bullmore) discover they’ve actually got quite a lot to shout about. The six-part series covers a lot of ground and is a testament to the power of female friendship.

6.00 NBN News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Hosted by Johanna Griggs.

7.30 Football. AFL. Round 3. Collingwood v GWS Giants.

10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews.

11.15 GetOn Extra. A look at the weekend’s best racing.

11.45 Australian Idol. (PGal, R) Hosted by Ricki-Lee Coulter and Scott Tweedie. 12.55 Damnation. (MA15+asv, R) Seth and Lew are given an opportunity.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R)

5.00 NBC Today.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 4. Brisbane Broncos v Dolphins. 9.55 NRL Friday Night Footy Post-Match. Post-match coverage of the NRL game.

10.45 MOVIE: Gringo. (2018, MA15+dlv, R) A man plots his own abduction. David Oyelowo.

1.00 Next Stop.

1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R)

5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)

5.30 Postcards. (PG, R)

6.00 10 News+. Hosted by Denham Hitchcock and Amelia Brace. 6.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R) Hosted by Grant Denyer. 7.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (PG, R) Hosted

SATURDAY, March 28

8.15 Top End Bub. (M) Taya’s birthday turns to chaos with the arrival of Ned’s high-maintenance mother. Lauren secretly discovers who Taya’s father is. 8.40 Death In Paradise. (PG, R) Neville and the team investigate a death and discover a hidden world of data mining, crypto and murder.

9.40 Frauds. (M, R) Bert reveals her master plan. 10.30 Rage. (MA15+dhlnsv)

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6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Jewels Of The Mediterranean. (PG)

8.25 Homebodies.

9.25 MOVIE: The Hostages’ Story. (2025, Mal) Documents the human cost of state hostage taking. Nazanin Zaghari Ratcliffe, Richard Ratcliffe. 11.05 Snowpiercer. (MA15+v, R)

1.45 El Immortal: Gangs Of Madrid. (MA15+v, R)

3.30 Food, Sail, Love. (R)

4.05 Bamay. (R) 5.15 Euronews. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) An unemployed man attracts suspicion. 7.30 Athletics. Maurie Plant Meet. 9.30 MOVIE: Men In Black: International. (2019, Mv, R) Two MiB agents uncover a sinister plot involving a traitor who is aiding an alien invasion. Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Liam Neeson.

11.45 Australian Idol. (PGal, R) 1.00 Devils. (MA15+av, R)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 Tales Of Aluna. (R)

5.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R)

6.00 NBN News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Space Invaders. (PGa)

8.30 MOVIE: Meg 2: The Trench. (2023, Mav) A research team’s ocean dive spirals into chaos. Jason Statham, Jing Wu.

10.50 MOVIE: Into The Blue 2: The Reef. (2009, MA15+sv, R)

12.35 Epic Builds. (R)

1.30 Open For Inspection. (R)

2.00 The Incredible Journey Presents. (PGa) 2.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Helping Hands. (PG, R)

6.30 The Dog House. (R) A man is hoping to find a best friend.

Love It Or List It Australia. The competition is on, with

List It wanting to find Skye and Andrew a new home.

9.30 Gogglebox Australia. (R) TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows.

10.30 Elsbeth. (Mv, R)

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SUNDAY, March 29

6.30 Compass: Reclaiming Pride. (PG)

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 The Piano. (PG) Presented by Guy Sebastian and Andrea Lam.

8.20 Can You Keep A Secret? (Ms) Debbie’s on a mission to catch a blackmailer.

8.50 Frauds. (Mlv) Trouble from home catches up with Bilal.

9.35 Blue Murder Motel. (PGa, R) Two locals are poisoned by their own dinner.

10.25 Top End Bub. (Ml, R)

10.45 MOVIE: Sweetie. (1989, MA15+l, R)

12.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

3.30 Gardening Australia. (R)

4.30 A Bite To Eat With Alice. (R)

5.00 Insiders. (R)

ABC FAMILY (22)

6am Children’s Programs. 5.55pm Octonauts. 6.05 Knee High Spies. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Paddington. 6.40 Hey Duggee. 6.45 Supertato. 6.55 Piripenguins. 7.05 Let’s Go Bananas! 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Kids Baking Championship. 8.10 Harry Potter: Wizards Of Baking. 8.55 Chopped Junior. 9.35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series. 10.00 Fresh Off The Boat. 10.40 Late Programs. 6am Children’s Programs. 5.45pm Super Monsters. 5.55 Octonauts. 6.05 Knee High Spies. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Paddington. 6.40 Hey Duggee. 6.45 Supertato. 6.55 Piripenguins. 7.05 Let’s Go Bananas! 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 The Inbestigators. 8.00 Foxes: Their Secret World. 8.45 Amazing Animal Friends. 9.35 Fresh Off The Boat. 10.15 Merlin. 11.00 Late Programs.

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Valley Of The Kings: Secret Tombs.

9.20 Leonardo Da Vinci. (Ma, R)

10.20 Lost Treasures Of Egypt. (PGav, R)

11.15 Cycling. UCI World Tour. In Flanders Fields – From Middelkerke to Wevelgem. Men’s race. 1.20 Cycling. UCI World Tour. In Flanders Fields – From Middelkerke to Wevelgem. Women’s race.

3.30 Designing Paradise With Bill Bensley. (R) 4.30 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 Euronews. 5.30 PBS News Horizons.

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6am Princess Caraboo. (1994, PG) 7.35 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 9.55 Discovering Film. 10.40 Paradise Road. (1997, M) 12.45pm Silver Linings Playbook. (2012, M) 3.00 Another Mother’s Son. (2017, PG) 4.55 The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) 6.50 Enchanted Kingdom. 8.30 Moonfall. (2022, M) 10.55 Erotica 2022. (2022, MA15+, Polish) 1.35am Birthday Girl. (2001, M) 3.15 Late Programs. 6am Another Mother’s Son. Continued. (2017, PG) 6.55 The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) 8.50 Enchanted Kingdom. 10.30 The Heartbreak Kid. (1993, M) 12.20pm The Hummingbird. (2022, M, Italian) 2.40 Mia And The The Assassin. (2015, Merchant Ivory. 8.30 A Room Burning Days. (2022, Late Programs.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Australian Idol. (PGal)

8.45 Britain’s Got Talent. (PG) Auditions continue as weird, wacky and wonderful acts compete in front of celebrity judges. 10.00 King Con: Life And Crimes Of Hamish McLaren. (Mal, R) A look at con man Hamish McLaren. 12.00 A Friend Of The Family. (MA15+a, R)

1.10 Travel Oz. (PG, R)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R)

4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Sunrise Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 NBN News. 7.00 Married At First Sight. (PGls)

My Wife, My Killer And The Secret Footage. (MA15+assv)

The First 48: Death In Desire. (MA15+a, R)

A Killer Makes A Call. (MA15+av, R)

Drive TV: Drive Car Of The Year. (R)

TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)

Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)

6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Ice Hockey. NHL. New York Rangers v Chicago Blackhawks. 12.40pm Soccer. English Premier League. Bournemouth v Manchester United. 2.40 MOVIE: Fisherman’s Friends 2: One And All. (2023, PG) 4.50 Young Sheldon. 5.20 MOVIE: DC League Of Super-Pets. (2022, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. (2016, M) 10.10 Late Programs. Children’s Programs. DC League Of Super-Pets.

MONDAY, March 30

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)

6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Inside The Tower Of London. (PG) 8.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (M) 9.25 Never Mind The Buzzcocks. (M)

10.05 SBS World News Late.

10.35 Other People’s Money. (Ml) 11.30 Gomorrah. (MA15+v, R)

2.30 Designing Paradise With Bill Bensley. (PG, R)

4.00 Bamay. (R)

5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

ABC FAMILY (22)

6.00 NBN News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGa)

7.30 Australian Idol. (PG) Hosted by Ricki-Lee Coulter and Scott Tweedie.

8.40 9-1-1. (Mav) Hen continues to seek out a diagnosis for her mysterious symptoms.

9.40 The Agenda Setters: Rugby League. (R) An expert panel tackles the biggest rugby league topics.

10.40 The Agenda Setters. 11.40 Autopsy USA. (Ma, R) 12.40 Conviction. (MA15+av, R)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Sunrise Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

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6am The

Assassin. Continued. (2015, PG, Mandarin) 7.05 A Room With A View. (1985, M) 9.10 Discovering Film. 10.05 Moonfall. (2022, M) 12.25pm Gloria Bell. (2018, M) 2.15 The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) 4.10 Under The Cover Of Cloud. (2018, PG) 5.50 Five Flights Up. (2014, PG) 7.30 Fathers And Mothers. (2022, M, Danish) 9.25 How To Make A Killing. (2024, MA15+, French) 11.30 Late Programs.

TUESDAY, March 31

7.30. (R)

(31) 6am Children’s Programs. 10.15 TBA. 10.25 Children’s Programs. 6.20pm Bluey. 6.25 Flower And Flour. 6.35 Big Lizard. 6.40 Hey Duggee. 6.50 Ben And Holly. 7.00 Superbuns. 7.05 Batwheels. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 Ninjago: Crystalized. 7.50 Ninjago. 8.00 Young Sheldon. 8.20 BTN Newsbreak. 8.25 Young Sheldon. 8.45 Gladiators UK. 9.45 Kids BBQ Championship. 10.25 Late Programs.

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great Continental Railway Journeys. (R)

8.30 Insight.

9.30 Dateline.

10.00 Rock Legends. (PGa)

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Exit. (Return, MA15+adlnsv) 11.55 Wolf. (Madlv, R)

2.10 Reset. (Mn, R) 3.05 Designing Paradise With Bill Bensley. (PG, R) 4.05 Bamay. (R) 4.45 Destination Flavour. (R) 4.50 Destination Flavour. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

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6am Children’s Programs. 8.30 Nanny. 9.30 Addams Family. 10.30 Bewitched. 11.30 Explore. 11.45 Ready Vet Go: The Vet Paramedics. 12.15pm MOVIE: The Aegean. (2024, M) 2.30 Nanny. 3.30 Seinfeld. 4.30 Addams Family. 5.30 Bewitched. 6.30 Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30 MOVIE: The Terminator. (1984, M) 10.45 Seinfeld. 11.45 The 100. 12.40am Love Island UK. 1.35 Late Programs.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG)

7.30 Highway Patrol. (PGl) Thousands of dollars are found in the street.

8.30 Doc. (Mad) Charlie fights for his life at Westside.

9.30 House Of Wellness. (Return, PG) Insights and experiences that highlight living well.

10.30 The Agenda Setters.

11.30 St. Denis Medical. (PGal)

12.00 Dirty John. (MA15+v)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Sunrise Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

ABC FAMILY (22)

6am Children’s Programs. 10.15 TBA. 10.25 Children’s Programs. 6.35pm Big Lizard. 6.40 Hey Duggee. 6.50 Ben And Holly. 7.00 Superbuns. 7.05 Batwheels. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 Ninjago. 8.00 Young Sheldon. 8.20 BTN Newsbreak. 8.25 Young Sheldon. 8.45 The Slow Mo Guys’ Big Adventures. 9.10 MythBusters “There’s Your Problem!”. 9.35 BattleBots. 10.20 Merlin. 11.05 Late Programs.

SBS MOVIES (32)

6am Mia And The White Lion. (2018, PG) 7.45 The Movie Show. 8.20 Five Flights Up. (2014, PG) 10.00 Staring At Strangers. (2022, M, Spanish) Noon Say It Loud. (2020, M, Italian) 1.40 The Assassin. (2015, PG, Mandarin) 3.35 A Room With A View. (1985, M) 5.40 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 7.30 Dragons Forever. (1988, M, Cantonese) 9.15 Kung Fu Hustle. (2004, M, Cantonese) 11.00 Late Programs.

MADE FRESH, MADE DELICIOUS

Chargrilled steaks Fresh Fish Pub classics Chef’s specials WEEKDAY LUNCHES

$20 meals + $5 schooner

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6am Children’s Programs. 8.30 Nanny. 9.30 Addams Family. 10.00 Bewitched. 10.30 Addams Family. 11.00 Bewitched. 11.30 Jeopardy! Australia. 12.30pm My Way. 12.40 MOVIE: Heart Of The Man. (2024, M) 2.30 Nanny. 3.30 Seinfeld. 4.30 Addams Family. 5.30 Bewitched. 6.30 Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30 MOVIE: Bruce Almighty. (2003, M) 10.30 Seinfeld. 11.30 Late Programs.

WHAT’S ON

Wednesday - Trivia from 6.30pm

Thursday - Meat Raffle & Joker Poker from 5.30pm Sunday - Roast Lunch, Full menu also available BEHIND THE BAR

8 tap beers • Great wines • Cocktails ENTERTAINMENT

Plenty to keep locals and visitors coming back

WEDNESDAY, April 1

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 News. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 10.45 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 11.30 Back Roads. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Press Club. 1.35 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 Parliament. 3.00 Fake Or Fortune? (R) 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries. (PGv, R) 4.45 Long Lost Family. (R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 The Point. (R) 9.05 My Dream Green Home. (PGl) 9.55 Rome: Rise Of Empire. (R) 10.50 DNA Journey. (PG) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.35 Insight. (R) 3.35 Plat Du Tour. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up.

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Sandi Toksvig’s Great Riviera Rail Trip. (PG)

8.25 Mysteries Of Loch Ness. (PG, R)

9.20 Prisoner 951. (M)

10.15 SBS World News Late. 10.45 Rise Of The Raven. (Premiere, MA15+v)

11.50 Darkness: Those Who Kill. (Return, MA15+v) 1.40 Classified. (MA15+v, R) 3.20 Designing Paradise With Bill Bensley. (Ml, R) 3.45 Mountain Vets. (Ma, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGas)

7.30 The 1% Club UK. (PG, R)

8.30 The Front Bar. (Ml) Takes a lighter look at all things AFL.

9.30 Unfiltered. (M) Hamish McLachlan chats with Alastair Clarkson. 10.00 The Agenda Setters.

11.00 No Holds Barred: GWS Giants. (Mal)

12.00 Kochie’s Business Builders. (R)

12.30 The Act. (MA15+ans, R)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Sunrise Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 NBN News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Travel Guides. (PGls, R)

8.30 MOVIE: Bride Wars. (2009, PGal, R)

10.20 One Tank Holiday. (R)

10.50 9News Late.

11.20 Freddy And The Eighth. (Ml)

12.15 Tipping Point. (PG, R)

1.05 Hello SA. (PG)

1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)

2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 Today Early News. 5.30 Today.

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6am Morning

Programs. 6.15 Discovering Film. 7.05 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 8.55 Under The Cover Of Cloud. (2018, PG) 10.35 Fathers And Mothers. (2022, M, Danish) 12.30pm Kung Fu Hustle. (2004, M, Cantonese) 2.20 Five Flights Up. (2014, PG) 4.00 Manganinnie. (1980, PG) 5.40 Clockwatchers. (1997, PG) 7.30 Bad Eggs. (2003, M) 9.25 The Wog Boy. (2000) 11.10 Late Programs.

THURSDAY, April 2

6.00 Morning Programs. 10.30 The Weekly. (PGs, R) 11.00 Creative Types. (PG, R) 11.25 Can You Keep A Secret? (M, R) 12.00 News. 1.00 Frauds. (Mlv, R) 1.45 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 2.15 Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 2.55 Fake Or Fortune? (R) 3.55 Sister Boniface Mysteries. (PGa, R) 4.40 Long Lost Family. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R)

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The Piano. (PG, R)

The Matter Of Facts. (PG, R)

The Business. (R)

Sister Boniface Mysteries. (PG, R)

VICELAND (31) VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 10.15 TBA. 10.25 Children’s Programs. 6.50pm Ben And Holly. 7.00 Superbuns. 7.05 Batwheels. 7.20 Bluey.

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Treasures With Bettany Hughes. (PG) 8.25 Our Medicine. (PGa, R) 9.35 Riot Women. (Premiere) 10.40 SBS World News Late. 11.10 In Memoriam. (Malsv) 12.05 Blackwater. (Malsv, R) 2.15 Beyond Signs. (MA15+a, R) 3.15 Designing Paradise With Bill Bensley. (R) 4.40 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.

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Seinfeld. 4.30 Addams Family. 5.30

Bewitched. 6.30 Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30

MOVIE: Shallow Hal. (2001, M) 10.45 Seinfeld. 11.45 Late Programs.

6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGas)

7.30 Highway Patrol. (Ma, R) Documents the work of the highway patrol.

8.00 Motorway Patrol. (PGal) A drunk driver gets his car airborne.

8.30 Britain’s Got Talent. (PG) More performers take to the stage to impress the judges and secure their place in the semi-finals.

9.45 Australian Idol. (PGal, R)

12.40 Damnation. (MA15+asv, R)

2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Sunrise Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

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The Greatest Mysteries Of Humanity. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 9.20 History’s Greatest Mysteries. 10.10 The UnXplained. 11.00 Brassic. 11.55

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6am Finding You. (2020, PG) 8.10 Clockwatchers. (1997, PG) 10.00 Dragons Forever. (1988, M, Cantonese) 11.45 Man Up. (2015, M) 1.20pm The Longest Week. (2014, M) 2.50 Discovering Film. 3.45 Finding Graceland. (1998, PG) 5.30 Without A Clue. (1988, PG) 7.30 Monty Python And The Holy Grail. (1975, PG) 9.10 What We Do In The Shadows. (2014, M) 10.45 Late Programs.

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6.00 NBN News. 7.00

6am Children’s Programs. 8.30 Nanny. 9.30 Addams Family. 10.30 Bewitched. 11.30 Jeopardy! Australia. 12.30pm MOVIE: Wanda And Sully. (2023, M) 2.30 Nanny. 3.30 Seinfeld. 4.30 Addams Family. 5.30

Bewitched. 6.30 Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30

MOVIE: The Matrix Revolutions. (2003, M) 11.05 Seinfeld. 12.05am Rugby Heaven. 1.05 Love Island UK. 2.05 Late Programs.

DUNGOG ANNUAL ANGUS SALE

This Friday 27th March @ 11:30am Dungog Saleyards Proudly Sponsored by Norco Rural Store, Dungog

$250 Norco Voucher to Best pen of Steers (6 or more)

$250 Norco Voucher to Best pen of Females (4 or more)

Includes the following locally bred cattle:

M Mackay – 10 angus steers 2y.o

M Darr – 7 angus steers 2y.o

U Houtsma – 2 angus steers 2y.o

C Bowen – 8 angus steers 18mths

K Flannery – 12 angus / angus X steers 15mths

B &T Dark – 12 angus steers 12mths

Verheul Holdings – 14 angus steers 8 to 10mths

PFT McGirr – 11 angus steers 7 to 8mths

U Houtsma – 5 angus heifers 2y.o

PFT McGirr – 8 angus heifers PTIC

P Dooley – 5 angus cows PTIC (100% Millah Murrah blood)

Urban Angus – 5 angus heifers & calves Melbee – 12 angus heifers & calves

Thomson Family Trust – 4 angus heifers & calves

N Hopson – 4 angus heifers & calves (rejoined)

P Rizk – 3 angus cows & calves (1st & 2nd calf)

G & M Kingston – 7 angus cows & calves (2nd & 3rd calf)

AT & MK Rumbel – 4 shorthorn steers 17mths

– 2 shorthorn heifers & calves

– 4 devon / shorthorn cows & calves

Dungog Ph 02 4992 1704

A/h Kel Sullivan 0427 921 704 or Paddy Dillon 0428 921 009

In Memory

David Anthony Boylan

03/06/1946 - 09/03/2026

Sadly David passed away in a house fire at his home in Gloucester on Monday 9th March.

His children, Jackie, Belinda and Matthew Boylan would like to sincerely thank the Gloucester community who looked out for him, supported him and cared for him.

Special thanks to his neighbours Rob & Mel, Graham, and Cecilia who always made time for him. Thank you also to Brad, as well as Michelle & the team at Commonwealth Bank. You are all very special people.

We hope you remember him as we doeccentric with a heart of gold.

Wanted to Buy

War Medals

Top prices paid by local collector. Call Jim 0400 060 215 e190426

Antique china & figurines, Sterling silver items, old gold jewellery, wind-up watches & pocket watches, silver proof coin sets. Please phone: Annie 0419 219 634 or Ron 0408 967 747

KEYS - Has anyone found a set of 3 keys, probably in Dowling St if so, ontact Robert on 0423 807 791 to return the keys for reward of $100.

for sale

BEGONIA plant $15 Ph 0477 827 291

CLIVIA Plants $15 Ph 0477 827 291

CHRISTMAS tree medium sized, $30 Ph 0477 827 291

DINING chairs, 6 black leather & chrome, msg for photo. 0427 818 294

LOUNGE chairs x 4 pieces. good cond Ph 0493 777 707 F070825

MUGS, 15x brand new Ph 0493 777 707

OUTDOOR table glass top, 8 chairs 150 x 150, VGC. 0412 949 695.

RUG good condition Ph 0493 777 707 F040925

TIMBER double bed base with 4 drawers underneath. GC. Pick up Medowie. Ph 0466 013 853 F260226

WINDSURFING board F2 AXXIS plus boom & bag. 85 liters, No dings 0419 932 992 F091025

COKE bottles & cans x 14, some bottles full 2000 Olympic can, 1989 Ghost Busters can, 1987 America Cup bottle & more. $40. 0447 076 485

COFFEE table, lovely walnut with 3 drawers $100 ono 0448 521 466

CLOTHES, 000 - size 8, boys / girls clothing $20 per box. Some new, great cond. Pick up from Clarence Town. 0432 050 619

COLLECTERS editions empty Chivas Salute Whisky porcelain flagons with velvet covers and boxes. Make an offer. 4981 2713 F190625

COLLECTION of frogs approx. 60 pieces, all sizes. $50. 0457193 071

CORNINGWARE casserole dish $50 Ph 0477 827 291 For Sale

VICTOR special and utility, 2 each also Sheerline and many other mower parts. $150 6558 9242

DOUBLE Pine Bed w/good mattress. $100 4982 0063

Diva framed print. Very good cond $50. Ph 0409 022 542

MARTAWILEY print $50 0477 827 291

PIANOLA and stool in GC, over 50 player rolls $1800 ono 0498 176 876

SPALDING tennis racquet with cover. $20 0457 193 071 F070126

STAND Up Paddle board, Kings inflatable Located in HN. $99.00 Call 0493 078 190 For Sale COCA-COLA Memorabilia Collection $95. 0409 863 898

SWIMMING pool magnesium salt 25kg bag $90. Ph 0477 587 881 For Sale

JACKAROO, 1999 Diesel 3lt, reg 11/26 GC, new major parts fitted inc tyres, still blows smoke when running $1,000+. DK28EY. Ph 0456 448 236 or 55 Skye Rd Barrington.

5 spd manual, cruise control 300,330kms.One owner/driver from new regular serviced. $7500 Medowie 4982 9942

On the Couch

By JASMINDA

DEAR Jasminda,

I PUT a collectible item on Facebook Marketplace.

A man offered to buy it.

He also paid a deposit, so I marked it as sold.

He said he couldn't attend the first pick up date, then said he was sick, and now he wants to meet me at a halfway point with cash.

Nigel W.

Dear Nigel,

It appears you have moved from Marketplace to its darker and more sinister brother: Marketplace Mobland.

Surviving Marketplace is a hard enough task - a zone where the

OPINION

normal rules of engagement don't apply.

Sally from Sage and Light comes across all vibey and spiritual on her profile, until you have to negotiate a fair-priced bulk smudging stick sale with her.

It's akin to negotiations on reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

Selling is even more fraught.

Our local Vinnies has become the frequent beneficiary of my failed Marketplace negotiations. Some buyers have an innate ability to wear sellers down.

Most recently, my exchanges over a pair of spanking-new Nikes morphed into chess-level wheeling and dealing.

Beaten down, annoyed, but willing to accept a low-ball offer, I agreed to a price.

The purchaser then asked if I could meet her at a more convenient location.

“Forget it,” I said.

With the cost of petrol at the moment, I could have bought myself a pair of Balenciaga Speed Trainers.

All that pales into insignificance,

though, when you enter the domain of Marketplace Mobland. This is the space of shady deals done behind abandoned scout halls in the dead of night.

The buyer arrives in a hotted up Benz with NOCOPS number plates.

In the back of his vehicle, you make out two shadowy accomplices in balaclavas.

The buyer (Murray during initial messages, but now Muz in conversations you suspect have taken place on a burner phone) emerges from his car.

You notice he has one hand clutching a brown paper bag, the other is twitching in his pocket. Slowly, he ambles towards you, throws his cigarette butt in the dirt and grinds it with the heel of his cap-toe shoe.

“We do this on the count of three,” Muz says.

And, on three, Muz hands you the bag, and you hand over a Labubu doll worth six-months' of diesel. Forlornly, you head back to your car.

The deal is done. Or is it?

Seller's remorse creeps in.

What will you say to your daughter

Sophie?

News Of The Area

Have you sold your soul on Marketplace Mobland?

You turn and start to run towards the Benz.

One of the goons steadies a rifle at your face.

“It's name is Baba, you yell, but your scream is lost in the screech of the Benz's spinning wheels.

Later, in your driveway, you drag

Dorin's Drawings

the cash out of its bag.

In true mob form, it's a wad of counterfeit.

You see your daughter at the screen door.

“Daddy,” she cries, “I can't find Baba”.

May this be a lesson to you, Nigel.

Carpe diem, Jasminda.

By Paul DORIN

New SES building set to finish on time

THE construction of Stroud’s new State Emergency Service (SES) building is progressing well and set to finish on time, according to an update from MidCoast Council.

Council is managing the project on behalf of the SES as the new building is situated on a Councilowned road reserve.

The slab has been laid, and crews have been focusing on completing external services like inground stormwater and electrical works.

The pouring of

external pathways began in early March, with civil works around the site continuing.

“Crews working on the site were faced with some early stormwater reticulation issues but have overcome the issue with minimal delay,” Council said in a statement.

Steel work, including frame erection, is expected to begin by mid-March.

“The upgrade will provide a much larger premises than the current building allowing for improved safety standards

and the installation of new technology to access emergency operation systems,” the spokesperson said.

“There will also be more room to house the newest generation of flood and storm response vehicles and vessels.”

The current facility is located in Booral and considered inadequate to meet the needs of volunteers.

The contract for the new build was awarded to Precise Build and is funded by a $2 million grant from the NSW Government.

Train manufacturing jobs coming back to the Hunter

ALMOST 40 years since the Tangara trains were built in Newcastle, the work to extend their life is coming back to the Hunter, with the establishment of two new production lines at the rail facility in Cardiff.

This NSW Government investment will create around 100 new jobs and 20 apprenticeships in the Hunter region.

The $447 million Tangara Life Extension program will extend the life of 55 eightcarriage trains by over a decade by replacing internal cladding, the computer operating system, installing more accessible emergency help points, emergency door release, passenger visual displays, upgrades to the passenger address system, and CCTV.

The two new production lines in the Hunter, in addition to the existing three lines at Auburn and Flemington, will increase the pace of train upgrades from 12 per year to 20.

The Tangaras are some of the oldest rolling stocks and refurbished carriages will help to reduce maintenance faults.

To date, four Tangara trains are undergoing upgrades with the first train now in the network undergoing dynamic testing activities before it re-enters service on the network.

Minister for Transport John Graham said, “I lived in Newcastle when it was a proud train building city.

“We’re now bringing train manufacturing jobs back to the Hunter, the home of the

Small business survey opens

THE Council of Small Business Organisations Australia (COSBOA) has launched its 2026 Small Business Perspectives Survey, focused exclusively on small businesses operating in regional, rural and remote Australia.

The national research initiative aims to capture the lived experience of businesses beyond major cities, ensuring regional conditions are clearly reflected in national policy discussions throughout 2026.

The annual survey gathers insights across business performance and outlook, workforce and skills, housing and childcare access, health services, digital connectivity, banking access, energy and insurance costs, disaster impacts and small business wellbeing.

COSBOA CEO Skye Cappuccio said strengthening the regional evidence base is critical to ensuring national reform conversations are underpinned by real experience from across the country.

“Running a small business in regional Australia can be fundamentally different to operating in a capital city,” Ms Cappuccio said.

“Workforce shortages, constrained housing supply, service gaps, connectivity limitations, disaster recovery and the cost of doing business can have amplified impacts in regional and remote communities.

“If national decisions are going to work for small business, they must reflect

the realities faced outside metropolitan centres. That starts with credible, on-theground data.”

The findings will form part of COSBOA’s annual Small Business Perspectives Report and inform its engagement with government, regulators and policymakers throughout 2026.

“This survey ensures that when we engage with decision-makers, we do so with independently gathered data drawn directly from business owners themselves.

“Regional small businesses sustain local economies and communities across Australia. Their experience must be clearly represented in the national policy conversation,” Ms Cappuccio said.

COSBOA says broad participation across industries and geographic regions will be essential to building a robust and representative picture of regional small business.

The survey takes approximately 20 minutes to

original Tangara fleet.

"This investment accelerates the life extension of our Tangara fleet while creating real jobs and skills development in the Hunter region.”

Sydney Trains Chief Executive Matt Longland said, "The Tangara Life Extension Program is the most comprehensive refurbishment of its kind ever undertaken by Sydney Trains.

"Our teams in Sydney and soon, in the Hunter, are carrying out critical system upgrades, modernising on-board technologies and improving safety and accessibility features to bring these trains in line with contemporary standards."

complete.

Responses are confidential and independently managed by research agency Survey Matters.

The 2026 COSBOA Small Business Perspectives Survey closes on 30 April 2026. Regional small business owners can participate at https://research. surveymatters.com.au/n/ L4DcGDl?ver=1734032926. Founded in 1977, and incorporated in 1979, the COSBOA is a member based not-for-profit organisation exclusively representing the interests of small businesses.

Inquiry into community safety concludes

THE Legislative Assembly Committee on Law and Safety has concluded its two-year inquiry into community safety in regional and rural communities.

The Committee's final report, tabled on 19 March, makes 15 recommendations.

Committee Chair Edmond Atalla MP said he hopes that the inquiry will result in lasting change.

"Communities in regional NSW deserve to feel safe and supported,” Mr Atalla said.

“We need to continue planning for the future and investing in long-term solutions.”

The inquiry visited ten different communities across regional NSW, including for hearings at Bourke, Broken Hill, Kempsey and Tamworth.

“People told us that

funding place-based, community-led responses is the most effective way to respond to youth offending,”

Mr Atalla said.

The report makes a number of recommendations relating to the organisation and oversight of funding arrangements, support for young people involved in the Youth Justice system, police resourcing, and training

for police and Local Court magistrates.

"Keeping children engaged in education, safe in the evening, and supported during difficult times is vital,” Mr Atalla said.

“Programs that provide at-risk children with wraparound support and skills for life give young people the support they need to thrive.

"We heard positive feedback on current initiatives during this inquiry.

“However, there are opportunities to expand and improve service delivery and availability in regional NSW to better support at-risk young people.

“Our hope is that the recommendations will help to do this."

The report also

recommends that the NSW Government provides a progress report on the implementation of recommendations made by the Committee.

The inquiry's final report can be found on the Committee's webpage, along with the interim report tabled in May 2025, and evidence received throughout the inquiry.

Technology transforming fire responses

RURAL firefighters in NSW are utilising new technology helping to detect fires earlier, improve situational awareness and strengthen communications in remote areas.

AI-powered camera systems, thermal-imaging drones and expanded satellite connectivity are transforming how emergency services detect, assess and manage bush fires – giving crews earlier warnings, clearer intelligence and better onground coordination.

In the past year alone high-definition cameras have detected nearly 4,000 fires, giving agencies critical early warnings and helping crews make faster and more informed decisions.

The cameras have played a key role in a range of recent incidents across the state, including the early detection of fires prior to Triple Zero (000) calls in the Riverina late last year.

“When fighting bush fires, the value of early detection and accurate

situational awareness cannot be overstated,” Rural Fire Service (RFS) Commissioner Trent Curtin said.

“The ability to access realtime imagery, particularly in remote and high-risk areas, helps us build a clearer picture of fire behaviour and conditions as incidents unfold.

“Projects like these ensure the RFS can continue to adapt and evolve in support of our volunteers and the communities they protect.”

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The drone capability of the RFS also continues to be expanded, with more than 50 trained pilots now positioned across the state.

Equipped with thermal imaging, drones provide live vision of firegrounds and help identify hot spots after a main fire has passed.

They can be rapidly deployed to emerging incidents or areas of concern, giving crews a clearer, realtime picture of conditions and improving safety for firefighters on the ground.

This bush fire season has marked a major step forward in modernising frontline communications, building on recommendations from the NSW Bushfire Inquiry to strengthen the RFS fleet.

Vehicles are being upgraded with enhanced connectivity, including an on-going roll-out of satelliteenabled systems (Vehicle as a Node technology) and thousands of trucks equipped with Mobile Data Terminals to improve crews’ communication, connectivity and safety in remote and disaster-impacted areas.

Since the season began on 1 October, the RFS has responded to more than 8,750 bush and grass fires, as broad areas of the state continue to experience drying conditions.

COMMUNITY SATISFACTION SURVEY

Have your say today!

Our Community Satisfaction Survey is now open, and we’d really love to hear from you.

This is your chance to tell us what’s working well, what could be improved, and what matters most to you. Your feedback helps guide future planning, budgets, and services across the Shire, so it truly counts.

We’ve made it easier than ever to take part this year. No phone calls, just jump online and complete the survey whenever it suits you.

Have your say online via Council’s website or by scanning the QR code below. If you prefer a paper copy, you can pick one up at:

• Dungog Library

• Council Administration Building

• Gresford Crossroads Café

• Vacy General Store

• Paterson Country Café

• Clarence Town Post Office

It only takes a few minutes, and every response helps us better understand our community.

Your voice matters. Have your say today.

Decision to be made on Stroud council building hours

THE future operating hours and services of MidCoast Council’s Stroud customer service point and library will be discussed at Council’s 29 April meeting.

Following a period of community engagement, a feedback report is now available at the facility and online.

"We thank everyone who provided feedback on the reduced hours that is being trialled for the Stroud customer service point and library," said Liam Bulley, Council's Executive Manager Public Spaces.

A report will be prepared for Council to decide on the hours of operation and what

services the library might provide in future.

Community feedback along with operational matters will be considered by Council.

The Stroud customer service and library will continue to open from Tuesday to Thursday 9am12pm until a decision is made.

A one-page engagement snapshot report provides an overview of the feedback Council received and the engagement activities that took place between 27 January and 2 March.

The snapshot report is available now online or at Stroud customer service point and library.

Mission Australia opens 25th Youth Survey

MISSION Australia’s annual Youth Survey is open now and the national charity is urging NSW young people aged 14-19 to share their views in the largest survey of its kind in the country.

Celebrating its 25th year in 2026, the Youth Survey gives young people the chance to express themselves and share their opinions on the issues impacting the country, their aspirations and insights into their schooling and home life.

In 2025, more than 4,000 NSW young people completed the survey,

naming cost of living (66 percent), mental health (31 percent), climate change and the environment (25 percent), and housing and homelessness (23 percent), as the most important issues in Australia today.

Mission Australia State Director NSW and ACT Di Kapera said the Youth Survey is a unique opportunity to understand what young people across the state are going through.

“We’ve been doing the Youth Survey for 25 years now, and it continues to give us valuable data on a group whose perspectives are

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ruthlessly dominated their five games en route to the final.

So how much stronger could Australia be at next year's World Cup in Brazil?

"I suppose the whole idea is going into games with our ideas, not so much being

scared of the opposition," Montemurro said.

"That's what I'm trying to instill, to say 'we're comfortable in the way we do things'. That should be our base.

"I'll tinker with things as we go but the important thing is that we shouldn't be overanalysing the opposition, because we're confident in

often missing or ignored,”

Ms Kapera said.

“In 2025, for the second year in a row, cost of living was the number one issue of concern for NSW respondents.

“Young people told us that the high cost of housing and everyday essentials was impacting them and their families.

“We expect that this year’s survey will once again reflect the fact that many families around the country are doing it tough.

“They’re struggling to find affordable housing, pay the bills and put food on the

what we're doing."

Montemurro is adamant the talent is there for Australia to remain competitive even if an established cohort headlined by Sam Kerr, Katrina Gorry, Steph Catley, Alanna Kennedy and Emily van Egmond will be the wrong side of 35 at the next Asian Cup in four years time.

Montemurro has already shown faith in Kaitlyn Torpey and Winonah Heatley at this tournament, while Amy

table, with many parents making sacrifices so their children don’t miss out.”

Results of the survey will be published in November and are shared with government, nongovernment organisations, local councils, schools and the public.

“Data from the survey is utilised by a variety of organisations, educators and government stakeholders to inform policies, research and the creation of programs and services that assist young people,” Ms Kapera said.

“We aim to get responses

Sayer, who didn't play in Saturday's final, appears ready to be a regular starter in Brazil next year.

"I know Courtney Nevin made a couple of mistakes (against South Korea), but she's playing at Malmo in the Champions League," Montemurro said.

"We've got that next core with Mary Fowler, with Kyra (Cooney-Cross), with Ellie (Carpenter). Wini Heatley has become a world-class defender in three games, so

that span a wide range of backgrounds, experiences and locations so that the survey reflects the diversity of our state.”

The survey focuses on a wide range of topics, including questions on mental health and wellbeing, sources of support and community connections, housing and financial situation, climate change, study and work.

This year’s survey will include some new areas of focus, including questions on the teen social media ban, the changes to their neighbourhoods that would

it's exciting."

Depth, however, remains an issue for the Matildas.

Which is why Montemurro also wants to have greater involvement in the tactical direction of Australia's junior national teams to ensure would-be Matildas are ready to make an instant impact at senior level.

impact young people’s lives, and barriers to participating in community events.

Youth Survey 2026 is open from March 19 to August 14 and takes about 20 minutes to complete.

Respondents can complete the survey online, either through arrangements with participating schools or groups or individually through Mission Australia’s website.

Go to www. missionaustralia.com.au/ youthsurvey.

"The thing for me is to make sure that our mentality is this type of football, the way we want to play.

"We want to dominate games, obviously, because that's what the best teams in the world are doing. So can we dominate games like Japan?

"Probably not, but we can find a way where we can have control with the ball, but also find ways without it."

"We're trying to just spread this little Joe Montemurro cult, if you want to call it that, all over the national team spectrum," Montemurro said.

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